touring ard the city!!

the city is super duper small lar... i finish exploring it in juz 1 hr plus... there is one super lame artificial beach too!!... haha...

going to gold coast this sat...i tot gold coast is like juz a few bus stops away... HOW WRONG!!! u take at least 1 hr to travel there by train...oh man ...how sian lar... tot i can surf like every wkend...

1 thing i cant stand here are the freaking lazy AUSSIES!!!... my net connection is still down n the technician states that he can only come down if he is not at break.. (9am to 10am is their tea break, 12 to 130 is their lunch break, 2 to 3 is their afternoon tea break n they off at 5).....my lecturer also ...she said she doesnt wan us to contact her besides monday n tuesday... she doesnt wan her personal life to be affected by our presence... how cool is that man...

after 5 yrs since J1 , i still cant pronounce onions properly!!! i caught the subway guy trying to hide his laughter twice alr... everytime i go to that subway n i say , '' gimme less irons pls...''. he would juz stare at me... i swear i will pronounce it well the next time i buy subway... n green pepper is called pepsican or sth in aussie...when i said i dont wan green pepper the guy still puts it and juz didnt add pepper to the sandwich.. he must be tinking i pronounced grind pepper as green pepper or sth n i m a stupid Chinese who juz crawled out of some mole hole in China...

noe this japanese from the local church here.... he is damn funny lar... u noe some japs are those straight forward kind n he is one of those... he said that i m the onli christian he knew in Brissie that drinks n clubs.... haha... super funny... i told him that i m a saturday,sunday, tues, thursday n friday christian....i only swear , drink and club on mondays n wednesdays.... so technically i m a 71.43% holy..........

pics...finally...

3rd day in brissie

3rd day in brissie and things are pretty much settled.... bank accs, phone cards, PILLOWS and some crap junk food.... the food here was pretty cheap man... contradary to many beliefs... esp the kelab and potato wedges... cost abt 3 bucks per set onli...

juz came back from the optometry orientation briefing.... damn !! i went late again...haha.... they are almost finished when i get there.... there are a few hot babes in the class and tehre are many asians!! much to my surprise.... got to noe a few ppl there...i m the only international student there and the others grad together at high school so they pretty much knew each otehr before the course have even started... so it's kind of pretty weird toking to them ... some more i haf to speak in the ang-moh-accented- english or else u haf to repeat wat u say to most ppl... u can imagine how tiring it is to fake that accent the whole day long!

this morning went to a city tour wif the christian fellow grp or sth... very friendly ppl and there are a few singaporeans..... which is damn GD!!! COZ finally!!!!!! i can speak singlish to them.... it's fucking damn shiok to speak singlish la...

shit the place gonna close now... i will update when i get my internet in a few days time(damn the aussies are god damn slow!!!)

brissie!

juz reached brissie... unilodge is cloased for the day..so i m stucked outside at 2am in the morning wifout a place to stay!!

went ard asking random ppl where;s teh nearest backbacker's lodgein town.. the feeling of walking down the st of a totally foreign country at 2am is pretty new...u can walk 10 mins in town n u cant see much human being ard nor hear any sound... probably onli my own fucking heavy panting from carry all those heavy baggage..

found 2 backpacker's lodge... the caretaker says they haf rooms but they are closed for the nite... WTF??!!!! got room but closed???
pissed off as i checked into the nearest hotel... fancy walking abt 45 mins ard n ended up in teh same hotel i refused to go to initially coz it cost a freaking 130 aussie...

well todae isnt tat bad... n i m not someone who whines non-stop..

on my plane to brissie i met farid... a guy from Afghanistan who has lived in brissie in the last 4 yrs.... veri funny guy... always dee siaoing a pretty ang moh babe beside him... told me abt his experiences travelling ard the world and how much he loved korean babes...

now is almost 530 in brissie n i still cant slp... and i haf to wake up 7am tml...gd luck jay...

CNY eve dinner

veri veri veeeeeeeeri great dinner ...plenty of fattening food n tidbits!! wat can be great than tat!
took some veri rare pics of ryan n reyna... esp reyna... who is soooo shy at taking photos!

went home at 11 to play mj till 8 am wif the midnite mj dong... kar,wq, mr yangxiaogui zhiheng....

haf to rush to ah ma's hse again now....

and those ppl who wan the photos taken in my cam ...can go photobucket.com n search for flyingberger

CNY EVE!

juz came back from bai-bai-ing my grandma ... quite tired.. i slept onli 2 hrs since ysd.... ysd went went makan wif my IAC friends at the geylang dimsum stall... the restaurant realli sucks.... the waiter gave us used plates!! i told them those plates are used by the previous customers, den all they do is grab some other used plates from other tables for us!! ...wat crap... they muz haf tink we r idiots or blind...

den i went to weiqiang hse to for a mini jc gathering haha... colin, chee yu, yong kiat n wq are there... we did nothing but surf net at his room...pretty dumb... haha... colin is the lamest... he go ard friendster searching for sluts-lookalike and hot babes... haha... but it was veri veri amusing... wif us commenting all sorts of crap... den we watch some freakig dumb comedy on youtube before we go home...

got to meet Dennis n weihao this morning... probably the 1st time we met for yrs!! both of them still as cock as ever.... shag cant get to meet kit lam n joawen though....

den i went lunch wif my ltb grp...oh my god... the usually presentable jing min looked sooooo auntie lar... shit... forgot to take of a pic or else can let u all see how unglam she looked...

tuan nan fan now!!! haha... so seeya folks... haf fun eating n growing fat

MOS!!

last nite was freaking fun! went MOS after our drinking at Table 108... the music was superb man!! and the crowd was juz right.........

ben,gordon and yuey are probably the most retarded ppl ard ysd... esp gordon who was half wasted ... yuey n gordon kept doing the MJ moves all nite long! it's so god damn funny... they Prasad to us who treated us some TOMaco or tokomo shots! they taste realli like crap... it tastes like tequila with some fucking horrible chinese herb!

that guy ended up fucking wasted ... keep shouting at every ger saying they are fugly... broke a chair while hafing supper n fall flat on the ground!!...haha ... he is realli damn hilarious!

here are some pics of the nite!! including the fugly pic of jialing!

vday!

juz came back from hk cafe wif wu hui....as usual she is super unglam!!! i still purposely sms her not to wear too unglam as we suppose to haf supper at this restaurant call Aston's... end up she wear like this! n she still say,'' unglam meh? ok wat''.......... well...god is unfair rite.. some gers are juz born wif great fashion sense ,some ...let's juz say they got PLENTY of room to improve... lucky the restaurant was closed or else people will think today is MOTHER's day!

i was chatting wif ppl these few days on how to noe babes this vday...here are some ideas:

1) MAMBO nite! ... juz nice this yr vday falls on wed! n most gers who went to mambo todae are mostly single.... ok now (it's 2am now) mayb most hot babes are gone... but as the old army saying goes ,'' cover the face, f%^k the base''... mayb u go now still can get one...haha

2)go irc!!........ ok it seems dumb ...but it works! this sec sch friend of mine who is quite hot got to noe her bf on the eve vday... n they got together after the vday date n they lasted for a couple of yrs!... but beware of some sneaky asses like MR RUAN.. who told marc n i that he goes to irc posing as ger n ask guys out on vday

3)go to cartel or swensen's wif a bunch of guys... gers who r single usually likes to rename vday as friendship day and go out in a bunch for dinner... i m sure they will welcome a group of friendly guys to come n tok to them... wat can be more romantic n fairytale-like to noe ur prince charming on vday itself!

here are some small little facts abt vday.... vday is known to some ppl as the vagina day(crude it may seem but it's true!)... coz vday holds the record as the day which most people have sex n in ancient roman, it's a day to legally haf orgies... n vday has the 2nd highest suicidal rate behind xmas day... so imagine when u r kissing the guy or ger of ur dream, someone out there juz jumped off a building....hmmm.... vday isnt tat romantic after all ya...haha

nite blading

in case anyone who is wondering where the hell tat gorgeous hand came from... it's from me!

juz came back from nite blading at bishan park wif marc....

super shag....juz start to blade den haf to go down a super steep slope wif a bump at the end of it!! i literally flew n landed on tat hand and when i stand up, i accidentally fall down again n i hit the same area!

hmmm... its vday isnt it? mayb god planned some freaking hot anime-lookalike babe dress
in nurse uniform waiting for me down the road to dress up my wound...

1.5 hrs gone and no hot babe is being sighted... onli an old auntie running ard and an indian couple trying to merge themselves into the darkness....

remembering vday last yr .... i was toking to florence on the phone while ordering a bouquet of roses and lilies to her hostel at the stroke of midnite... she was wondering who is the sweet guy walking around ntu hostel to give his gf flowers...she was shocked to see him knocking on her door n it's from me!! haha...

not a bad idea rite guys...haha..u can use it next yr... n for the gers.....i noe it's veri veri sweet but pls try to forget in case i fall in love wif u next yr n i can reuse it ...

s-m-u-x gathering

finally put on my first post after FINALLY discovered how to put photos onto blog...haha...
had a gathering wif the smux ppl at my house.......

we played texas hold'em and some veri bo liao no money mahjong.... wee kee sucks big time at texas... always trying to scare ppl wif wif his bet bets but mostly failed... but the biggest loser was me that day!! argh... that F#$%ing Reading actually won 7 handicaps in a row...! lost 250 coz of vill's incompetence ...

luk went out halfway through the gathering to take a breather... wat's wrong wif him? no idea.... probably love-sick?? but who isnt a little lovesick or sick of love when vday is juz ard the corner...??!!

ALP finally came after 1 hr touring around sin ming area....she muz be a very pious Buddhist ... there isnt much tourist attraction besides the the temples near my hse...hmmm....

we stayed up through the nite chatting abt our love lives and some ''touchy'' issues till 7 am...

OH yar... we finally MET QUANDA or quan tu ...cant remember his name... the guy WU hui's ex rumored to have choke-slammed him....his name became a folktale after the event in HCJ....honored to meet the legend himself in person....cant help but wonder what will happen to wei yang if she is still wif her ex bf....haha...probably we would be having a gathering at his tomb rather than my hse...