finished my maths presentation ysd... peter finally shouted at david... haha... but the whoole process up to the presentation was no happy event... peter was a perfectionist.. he wanted the class to noe everything n every single shit he has done n explain every little single detail of our article.... PLS!!! i said alot of times to him tat the main aim is to tell them how stats are done on the article and TAT"S IT!!! they dont nid to noe ALL the small little details... no one cares abt them... everyone is not listening .. onli he n the lecturer perhaps are actually listening to all the presentations.... WE JUZ SMOKE through will do understand!!!! but he doesnt listen... this is the prob wif all these OP1 students... they simply cant tink and totally inflexible.. cant take it.... n during the presentation , i click the slide 1 sec faster n he gave me the face and argh sound... pls lar it's juz a small thing... juz pretend we are right.. no one will do!!! tat idiot... den on this turn to say things, he gan chiong n keep saying sorry ,sorry when he leave out some details... haizzz.. den at the end of it, he said ,'' oh well..it's onli 6 per cent''... a typical sore loser... honestly he is a nice guy , juz probably a veri veri lousy project mate...

zhichao these 2 days keep coming to my hse to cook stuff... cant take it... he is taking up too much of my personal space...he comes to my place for gym n he cooks dinner for us for the last 2 days... and coz of that i cant go out and do wateva i like...i dont like it... he offered to help me get groceries (i m too lazy to go out n buy) and cook everything and i all nid to do is to slack n wash plates at the end... i tink he doesnt get the hint when i told him to go out for dinner instead... oh well he is juz a 15 yr old kid...

my dad went back tis morning... these 2 days has been great!!! ... we eat out every single meal and i got to slp in a queen size bed in the hotel!! it's damn pathetic actually to tink tat a hotel room is actually much much bigger than my pigeon hole.... the hotel suite has a kitchen,washing machine,dryer ,living room,sofas, aircon,heater and 2 queen size beds wif cable tv and wireless... n u dont haf to empty rubbish or cook or do laundry!!! woo hoo... feels like i m back hoome again...

i realise my dad is realli damn gd wif ppl esp women.. the 2 days he came here, he keep getting calls from ppl (some women too) asking how is he and stuff.. we went to the malaysian resturant he can tok cock wif the waitress as if she is his long time friend;we meet the daughter of one of his employees who came here for work for dinner and he was teasing her and joking wif her until she cant stop laughing(the ger was my age btw)... no wonder he n my mum are together.... my parents' old classmates always joke that they neva tot my mum will end up wif my dad as he was a cockster n my mum was the one of the hottest n smartest ger in their pre-uni days... no wonder that time we went swiss he asked me not to tell my mum he go buy gifts for his friends... if i were my mum i also feel threaten lar... but i noe he wont be unfaithful to my mum lar.... or else he also wont marry my mum in the first place coz he could jolly well go date many gers instead...

my bro has a new gf... saw her pic on his msn... she is realli veri pretty , much prettier than the previous one but abit too matured looking for him... remind me of the days in my sec sch whereby i spend all 4 yrs chasing florence but still failed and my next 3 yrs together wif anderine... can u believe it??!! 7 yrs n onli dated 2 gers!! damn GAY..

btw the-ever-so-idiot-n-stupid-looking-David brought a skateboard scooter which kids play.... i totally cant believe it... N he actaully tinks it's damn cool!! OMG!!! i wanna to vomit blood ... n he tries to cover up that he tinks it's cool by saying its faster riding in this stupid scooter... he totally looked like a nerd.... his dumb bag is even a shopping bag from taiwan and his english sucks and seriously he looks retard.... pls get a life and dont pretend u are cool juz cause u can ride a dumb kiddy scooter..OMG!! somemore he always act sposciated by saying some taiwan politics shit...oh man...who bloodly cares abt chen shui bian or wat fuck... the world is unfair and sorry david u are terribly on the wrong side of the world...

tml i will try take a pic of him n show u guys the second most irritating guy in brissie( Weng Seng is still the king)

HEADACHE

as if todae was not bad enuff, i paid extra for my duck lor mee and my movie tix coz i forget to show my student card.... DAMN IT... paid 14 bucks for the bloody tic instead of 6.50... n i got a bloody headache... i realli not feeling veri gd day , physically n mentally...but i promised eileen i will watch pirates 3 wif her todae ... so lan lan suck thumb.....

finally some gd newS!!!! my dad is coming on SAt...WOOHOO!! he's coming for 2 days after his golf tour n leaving on monday... he wanted to come for a few more days but i told him brisbane is crap and any more than 2 days here make u a zombie...

1 hr more to the movie... cant wait to finish and return to sloth-mode

semi-collen open-bracket...enuff said

PMS

i wasnt feeling veri gd todae... stomachache the whole of last nite and Pete kept calling my toopid-extremely-loud-n-fucking-irritating hse phone to wake me up... i poned my morning lec so i can slp late and he ruined it.... n news tat the ger i liked got a bf made me sianz too........

todae we are supposed to haf a discussion abt the maths project... but seriously i m wasnt in the mood.. hafing PMS (Prehistoric Men Syndrome)... juz wanna do nothing but be a sloth todae(what else can prehistoric men do besides eat,slp and haf sex)... luckily the ever-so-retard david and jono also slack!!... haha.. end up peter is the one onli who wans some job done... den SUDDENLY he slam the paper on the table, '' i m not gonna do this ANYMORE!!'' and walk off... stunned.. peter is always the soft soft kind of guy who neva ever shouts at ppl ( juz tink of a female part of a gay couple...tat kind of seh).... seriously i feel quite bad abt it.. he was like talking and trying to explain to all of us what is he gonna do and how to do the systems but no one listens to him... i was trying hard to pretend lar but my acting skills sucked...

n tonite is the NITE!!!... ATHENS.... come on liverpool , time to smoke some pizzas!!!

PIANG... u are shot

Dean's dad is in a coma....OMG... i cant believe this... damn shocking... i went to ask why Ziqiang has ''a silent prayer'' in his msn and several others also... n he said it's coz of Dean's dad.... Super shag.... i still rememebr him lar.. though i onli seen him once... i went to dean's hse after A's to watch LOTR... n his dad was super friendly and treated us us one of the best chicken wings i ever eaten...GOD BLESS HIM...pls

this news and colin's friendster pic made me juz realised i haven to a any weddings for decades... i seriously cant remember the last time i been to a wedding... been to a lot of funerals and heard plenty of breakups ,ppl died and all sorts of bad news though... N seriously i dont tink any of my friends or relatives are gonna to get married any time soon... the best bet is my bloody fucking sis... SHOTGUN is extremely highly possible ,considering the number of different guys she brings home... seriously are the guys blind or wat fuck??!!! this is an extreme case of '' free frag MUZ KILL''.... hopefully she realli get married off SOON!!! finally she can get out of the hse and on the way provide a little cute nephew or neice for me to play wif... n since she is so bloody useless, i m sure my dad will gif her the condo we had at katong... i planned that to be my bachelor's pad when i grad... but it's ok lar... wifout it she would be slping in slums since she is so bloody useless and i seriously doubt her future husband is any smart(considering he is in love her...)... she nids it more...

N for all my friends who are reading this and are together wif their partners for more than 4 yrs , PLS get married soon.... research haf shown if a couple doesnt proceed into the next step after 4 yrs.. there is a veri high rate u guys will break!!! N REMEMBER TO INVITE ME... i promise i will gif u the biggest angbao i wld give in a decade :)...

LOTR RISK

had an overdose of RISK at mel's place ysd... her BF looks extremely unhappy tat i outwitted him a few times in the game... ok my fault... i shdnt not attack n win ... he pissed off till he juz went off to slp on the sofa and throw the dice on the floor instead of the table... shit... being hated by a new friend after winning an useless game...great... i shd haf known! after the first round which i killed most of his troops, he was giving a lot faces... seriously i shd gif him face... losing almost all ur troops in ur first few turns in front of ur gf is quite embarrassing...

i hate bad losers...esp in board games and MJ... next time if we ever hang out again, i promise i will onli use 10% of my brain...DARREN u can win all u wan...

N manure LOST!!! WOO HOO... manure u still sucks.... some drunk ang mohs started fighting after the match..fucking hiong... i was juz standing 5m away onli ... they fight until 1 of the guy fainted and whole face full of blood ... fucking useless ang mohs... Brisbane has a rumor.... u will find more drunkards than smart people in Brisbane... now it's no longer a rumor...

Correction. I wanna be an asahi-drinking-wif-great-tasting-teriyaki-
chicken-or-marlot-wif-rump-steak-and-jazz-music-slping-on-a-king-
size-bed-beside-a-freaking-sexy-blonde-in-a-bikini-sloth

i wan to be...........

a SLOTH.....

had a little drinking session wif Johnathan and Jess... had some wine, volka and my special teriyaki chicken wings ... told them i m damn sianz of brisbane alr.. need some spark to spice up my life.. a hot babe now will certainly make me feel betta...den they started promoting Melissa again... they say she said that i m confident, witty and funny (which is not exactly true coz she forget to mention cute:)) after our gathering at the bar n stood a relatively gd chance wif her... but seriously i tink they tok cock lar... onli 1 meeting den haf some many impressions of me is a bit unrealistic...

aniwae she is no way betta than the cockster i like in spore... den they ask does the cockster noe i like her and any guy chasing her... i dunno but i dont realli care lar.. she doesnt need to noe unless i m returning to smu n gonna chase her... as for if there's any guys chasing her is not impt too... even there is a million ppl chasing her, if i m the one for her, 999,999 guys will haf to be disappointed; if i m not the one, it doesnt matter a million or a billion guys chasing after her rite... n if she likes me juz becoz no one chases her, i rather not be wif her..

damn tired

dunnoe if it's cause of the weather .... i m hafing 10 - 12 hr slp every day n i m still sleepy.. n internet now is bloody SLOW.... can god somehow make the electrons in my cable move faster!!... i m wasting precious hrs in my life waiting for webbie to load... BRISBANE U SUCK.

Lamington natural reserve

can u spot the blue lobster?

wallaby

waterfall lookout pt

top of the mountains

Ysd went to Lamington natural reserve wif William for a trek... first trek since i came to Aussieland... it was a 8hr long trek ... it promises to haf kangaroos , wombats, koalas ,turkeys ,wallabies and if lucky ,some platypuses .... at the info center, the uncle told us there might be some poisonous snakes and some huge carpet snakes so we muz be careful not to on our flashlight.. DAMN!... i hate snakes...

Up the mountain, there is NOTHING To SEE!! onli a common wallaby and a blue tiny lobster shown in the pics above and of course some dumb turkeys moving ard... it was a SATurday , mayb the animals are all working on a 5-day wk like our beloved aussies.... plus there is a thunderstorm the day before... we are actually not encouraged to go up in case there is flooding and it's winter now thus it's bloody damn cold up there... Seriously i rather not see any animals than encountering poisonous snake...if i or william got bitten, we haf no freaking way to call help... n even if we found any help, it would takes hrs to bring u to hospital...

todae went to Serene's church at the valley... it gives me a pretty gd feeling ..mayb i will make it my regular church... n i saw someone who looks like jingmin the dodo in the church!! and i told fabian abt it...''huh u sure not, hcjc prom queen looked like this?'' was his response... haha.. nope he was not cock eye or wat.. i mean the old dodo, not the present jingmin... those who haf seen jingmin's jc photos would noe wat i mean.. the one with glasses and braces and would remind u of UGLY BETTY ... now she of course looked much more attractive when she's not wearing any auntie clothes...i tink she's probably the onli ger i haf seen became MUCH MUCH prettier in 2 yrs... it's like from transforming from a cookie monster to a rebecca lim... for her mammoth effort (or divine intervention?) alone , she deserves her LKC (LooK Chioer) scholarship...

AIR

adam's msn: SEX is like AIR...it's not tat impt until u're not getting any.....

hahaha... damn funny... but it's damn fucking true... regular sex wif someone u have is always taken for granted... his gf is in malaysia and thus he wans to find a fuck buddy here in brissie but i seriously hope he doesnt find her... it's a fucking bad experience... hafing sex wif someone u dont like and even worse, the sex is BAD , u feel bloody used n the feeling sucks... tried n tested... GD LUCK TO HIM

one of my close buddies(cant reveal his name in case someone noes him here) asked me if i wan to travel to Zhu Hai wif him in july ... zhu hai is a province of china btw... hot babe plus food plus accommodation for 1 wk cost onli 1k...n the babes are the best in the province... it's pretty cheap honestly but i m not too keen to taint my record of not hafing sex wif a hooker... n if somehow my future wife n gf noes abt it , i m gonna get despised for life.. even though the babes are model-like...he has his buddies to go wif him though..GD LUCK TO HIM TOO...

had dinner wif Eliane at this HK restaurant at Elizabeth arcade.. we are the onli ones there at the onli restaurant that is opened.. it's as if we booked the whole entire restaurant... haha... first time i ate dinner at 830pm by the way... n the chef made it a bad experience by anyhow cook the sweet n sour pork... but i somehow expected it lar... we come so late to delay their closing time, we are fortunate not to get poisoned alr...

raindrops keep dropping on my head....

brisbane hasnt been raining for mths... we haf reached the highest water restriction level and each of us suppose to onli bath for 5 mins and water the flowers less.... the situation is sooo bad that the prices for flowers jumped up abt 2 times compared to a few yrs ago where there isnt any water restriction... Thus our beloved cockster Dr Graham Kelly suggests us to buy our mum a broccoli....woohoo... coz each broccoli is actually made up of thousands of flowers(each green small thing is a flower) and ur mum will be sooo happy to receive 1000s of flowers this mother's day...

Juz found out from Adam Wayne is les... shit.... wayne is a ger btw... oh my god.. cant believe it.... she's pretty cute... n i treated her milk tea that day in the library... juz got to noe her n gonna learn jap wif her DEN NOW i found out she's les.... wat a waste... too bad ...

Queensland govt juz passed a bill that peg accountants pay to the pay of doctors and dentists... OMG... apparently they are soooo despo for accountants that they are also increasing the number of unis that provide the degree... BUT STILL no one wans to be an accountant!!! the pay is gd starting from 4k per mth(now i tink it's 5k plus)... it's an 9 to 5 job and guaranteed payrise of 10% each yr...singapore accountants earn peanuts yet the whole st is full of them....
brisbane shd post such ad in spore n suck those hot accountants here ( rebecca lim if possible)...brissie could do wif more hot sporeans....

the most exp supper ever

last nite i had a 25.90 aussie bucks supper at the pancake house.... serious crazy... didnt notice tat my crepes doesnt haf small size unlike all the other crepes...damn... due to my cravings for eggs(i didnt haf eggs for 2 wks alr... coz i m too lazy to stock them up)..... n since i tot it's a small size crepe, i ordered an extra potato wedges... shit... end up i cant finish them at all!!!! 2 bloody pancakes, 1 pc of banana , 1 pc of pineapple plus a fried egg and potato wedges and a cappuccino.... heavy supper wif an even heavier price.... enuff said...

the dumbest reason

i juz found out why the hell SMU did not gif me any reply at all!! ... it's becoz i forget to send my a lvls results!!! oh damn it... how forgetful can i get... seriously!!!!!!!!!! damn.... tink it's probably too late... no one opens my letters in spore thus no one can tell me abt it... n of course the smu admission office ppl would neva call overseas to tell me... plus the fact that i called them for the last few days, they keep TAIJI me to one another , end up i got no ans!!! fuck .... well... is this fate or wat???!!

Buhhda festival

it's monday.... finally the buddha festival is over... i haf been there for 3 days!!! 3 days wif different ppl..... i can memorise the bloody program even betta than the monks there n i m no longer excited by their fireworks...NO MORE veg. food and deep fried flour fake chicken

todae is labor day.... it's normally juz a small little holi in spore but in queensland it's quite a huge event... it's realli LABOR DAY... whereby the labor party comes out n do some demostration or sth... todae there are 40000 ppl labor party members protesting in queensland ... all out to fuck howard n put kevin ludd into the PM seat... apparently there is no demostrations in Brissie... at least i dont tink so... n i probably woke up too late to notice one if there even is...

Stats test in a few hrs ... not even prepared... the feeling of doing the things u haf done in A levels before is realli irritating.. no motivation to study the crap shit again.... n i hate stats to the MAX... lucky it's onli 4 %....

my cute bio prof Dr kelly announced that there is no prac this wk as tehy cant find the samples of the plant they nid coz there has not been enuff rain in brissie for a few mths alr... SO actually i can go CAMBODIA!! ... well.. too late alr lar...cant get any last min tix now anyway.. shd haf plan earlier.....BEN i wasnt kidding when i said i wan to go back...

told marc abt the cambodia trip ...mayb we going cambodia during july.. NZ backpacking mayb too hard since there is so little time to travvel to n fro brissie n christchurch... see wat JS planned out

Mission Yangzte

Agent XZ , Agent R aka the M king, Agent Cal are in the midst of carrying out their secret mission : MISSION YANGTZE... they have been informed that the Yangtze PTE LTD has been producing Viagra-powered films and have been feeding the OLD CHEEKO PEHS(CKP) ' ''buddies'' every wk and in the process addicted to the films... they swore that they will unravel the mysteries and secrets of the YANGTZE n release the cheeko pehs' buddies from their addiction...

there are many dangers in the mission.... noticeably the venom that the CKP ejected when they were Playing Chinese Chess (PCC) during the films and the venom is highly dangerous.... once it touches u, it will stick to u for a long time and leave a stain on ur garments ... in some cases, the venom will actually produce a growth in a woman's stomach when it touches some parts of a woman's body....

Agent J has been invited into joining the mission when he's back from Aussieland...

MSU

Rances told me Jialing is one of the hottest babe he's seen, even hotter than the current MSU and he would die to be her neighbor (who happens to be me)....

ok i noe.. this will skyrocket her ego to Mars n it's not my usual style to do tat... BUT i decided to go some gd deeds n accumulate some gd karma... After the overdose of meatball incident ----i haf to pop down 50 meatballs in 2 meals coz they are expiring on that day and it came straightaway after i Niaoed JL ( hey God dont blame me too much, it's her who said she's a meatball herself ya!)... , i believe there is some kind of bad karma against me... this also remind ppl that i m STILL one of the nicest guy ard...

So as of now, Jialing is someone's Miss UNIVERSE(i cant help but roll my eyes as i typed this) , and someone will kill to be me. CHEERS.

poems poems poems

zhichao made a poem for a ger... it's realli a sophisticated one... i read it 20 times n i still cant realli figure out the meaning.... the whole poem is made of Ts... n the total amount of Ts in the poem is 15, the age of the ger he likes.... wah super power n he is onli 15!! ... read jingmin's blog and saw her bf's short little phrase/poem... pretty touching too... how do these guys come out wif those lines??!! able to make touching poems is a great weaponry to add to ur arsenal... when was the last time i ever made a poem...... hmmmm... cant remember.... either i haf neva made one before or it muz be so bad tat i didnt make it a pt to remember..

Miss Spiderman 3 todae!! damn it... Anny ,the viet gang in my class and i suppose to meet up in the morning for the movie after our morning bio class but i pon the class to celebrate the thrashing of Manure and it's elimination from the CL... n i tot the movie starts at 1145 ... end up it starts at 1030!! when i called Anny at 1045 , she was already inside the cinema and i could hear peter parker's voice alr... damn!!

revenge of the meatball

juz ate 25 meatballs wif mee pok for supper.. my meatballs expire todae n i haf to finish it all up... now i feel like vomiting at the thought of meatballs... yucks... issit revenge by jialing n her buddies?!

See u in athens

todae was the happiest day!!!! LIVERPOOL WON CHELSEA!!! WOO HOO!!!!! i almost cried at jimmy's on the mall this morning....

william n i are the only ppl there at 430 am... it's damn fucking cold... but we dont care... it's toooooo gd a match to be missed.... he has to work at 8am n i haf a class at 8 too... but we reckoned that it may end at 630 but it ends at 745 !! after the penalty n extra time.... it was damn nerve-wrecking... after Agger's goal i m so so nervous... if chelsea score, we are fucked.... we nid to score 3!... den Kuyt hits the bar... n scored an offside goal... shit... somehow my mind tink that todae's is not Liverpool's day.. but ended up we WOn!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we scream n shout at 745 in the middle of queen st... ahha... ppl tink we are crazy... but we dont care... Liverpool won won won won...

later i dashed home to take my bag n changed into a new set of clothes n i m off to sch... haha.... i haven done this for a while , in fact neva before... 15 mins after a soccer match i haf to go sch or work... kanna scolded by my anatomy lecturer but who cares!! liverpool won!!!

walked out of the class halfway through and went home to slp but i also cant slp well as i haf chem prac at 1pm n it is 2% of my final score so i cant pon... juz woke up from a great slp.. woo hoo

my dad called todae.. he told me if i dont like optom, juz change course or come back... stunned... i onli casually told my mum i dont realli like it but i neva expect them to tell me to quit juz like this... oh well... SMU STILL haven gif me any reply.. it's frustrating....
1.5 mths more n it's holis!!! ... woo hoo... mayb i would go NZ first before i go back since i bked the return on 30th june n my exams ends at 25th... there's a mountain in NZ which u nid to take a helicopter to go up n it costs 1600 sing... pretty worth it ya.. JS is planning the itinerary for the NS backpacking trip.. see how it goes...

labor day

told serene i wld go for the church camp this wkend ended up pang sehing her juz after 24 hrs... i juz remembered i got a maths test next wk and this wkend i m gonna celebrate Andy and Eileen's bday... so there goes a chance to noe more singaporean babes... well... friends come first... gers second...

told Anny i like her... long story but not veri intentional... i m more like interested into noeing her more than realli liking her... like is lvl 5, interested is more like lvl 1 and love is lvl 10.... n the ger i realli like is at Spore... well... she says let's hang out more n see wat happens.... ok gd maybe it will realli develop into sth... oh well.. even nothing comes out of it, i m not too bothered...

had a phone chat wif Eileen juz now... my chinese realli sucks... i cant find any substitutes in chinese for some english i spoke to her... n she almost entirely cant converse in english... Kai xiong said my chinese is singlish chinese n my english is singlish english.... none of them can make it which is quite true... haha...

noe Cassy from the 25th floor... she tot i m korean coz i looked like bae yong jun...haha... i told her i m not n she insisted i m ... Jessmine also mentioned before i looked like bae yong jun so does Ah Ann auntie... mayb i do looked like him at some angles.!!..ok great... i can continue to fake korean n scare the ang mohs next time..