a pot of pot

the smoking bottle for pot

last nite my hsemate bought 5 servings of pot... haha.. it was damn freaking interesting!!! n he spent about half an hr to build the ''smoking pipe'' for the pot wif a plastic bottle, a pen n chewing gum...

the effects of pot is damn strong !! crazily strong...he was like dancing ard in the hse like he's flying!! den he played tom clancy n keep throwing grenades n keep laughing at the laptop.. damn hilarious the scene...i wanted so much to try it too!! but as a non-smoker, i will probably need at least 6 hrs to recover n i need to fucking hell complete my sick ass 2000 word optom assignment n i haf no time to try!! definitely will try the next time her smokes again...

the frasier gang are gng to GC for shopping n suntan later!! woo hoo!! great fun ahead!! life's great:)

claudia n cheryl

i juz saw cheryl's bday pics on facebk so for those guys who wan to see who claudia is ...there u go...

JUZ came back from Frasier island!!! WOOHOO... fantastic trip man!!! it realli lives up to the tag of one of the most beautiful island in the world!!.. it's also the world's biggest sand island...
it's juz amazing how beautiful the whole place is n most of the time u could walk barefooted all the way.... words cant describe how awesome the place is... will post the photos when i get them from the gers

mini-size-me

u guys cant believe how fucking small macdonald's drink are in aussie!! hahah.. it's so freaking ironic tat most aussies are overweight n their drink size is sooooo small...

oh i juz discovered a new kind of pool... called the korean pool.. it's onli available in korean pool shops ... it's damn challenging .... u haf 2 red balls n 2 white balls(1 with a dot n another is without dot).. n u choose 1 of the white ball n u muz hit both the red balls with ur white ball with 1 shot.. it's damn hard man...u muz estimate ur cushion angle so tat ur white ball will rebound back to hit ur 2nd red ball after u hit the 1st red ball n when the white ball rebound n hits the other white ball u will minus 1 pt... micheal, collin , eugani played like 1.5 hrs juz to finish a game!!

todae juz went for the makan bazaar for singaporeans in gold coast... had a total of 12 dishes man.. laska, prawn mee, char tow kway, meesiam n stuff... but most of the food sucks lar n veri small portions.. i sibe buay tahan their style of distributing food lar.. sooo singaporean!! everyone needs to haf a coupon n at every stall u haf to cancel out ur food tat u took.. damn scare we will cheat another bowl of the food... for aussies u will NEVA see this kind of thing one..they haf so much integrity n trust in their own ppl lar...they are also veri easy going wif these kind of things..argh! as the saying goes, '' u can bring a singaporean out of singapore but u cant take the singapore out of the singaporean''............

guess wat... i met claudia again! hahah... it's damn qiao that i haf been here so long i didnt even see her before n now i keep seeing her...but as usual she asked a damn stupid qn.

i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......

erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...

but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..

TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx

oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...

i cant believe i did that seriously... it's like an autocast your-question-is-very-dumb defense shield...

the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...

then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''

den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...

but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...

n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...

i muz tell jay i noe he didnt come for class

todae i skipped my optom class again.. probably the 132989285023058th time i m doing it... but todae i kanna caught by the teacher for doing dat!

he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...

he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''

SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...

but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........

''i haven seen u in ages...!!''

''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''

''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........

cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...

veri veri down man... juz interviewed an optometrist for my optom 2 project... the views she gave is realli a blow to me man... esp the expectations of the job...

she opened a shop in the suburbs n realli the shop has not much customers( they refer them as patients)... which is a veri sian thing... n the reality is u cant possibly go city to open a shop coz they are too many big companies there n also the shopping centers will not lease space to small shops... the worse thing is tat in suburb most ppl come to optometrists as patients to treat their eyes n not to make specs coz in most suburbs there are no doctors or veri veri veri little doctors... tat is TOTALLY NOT WAT I WAN!!! i dont wan to be a doctor or be treating some ''patients'' ... i juz want to sell specs n make money!! WORSE STILL tat most optom ppl REAlli have passion in eyes... n realli wan to help treat diseases n care for PATIENTS... n i m not one of them definitely...

somemore now a new law has passed to allow all optom prescribe medicine but u haf to study abt 1 more yr!!! ARGH!! i cant stand the way they tink optom are doctors....whenever i told them my dad is an optometrist in singapore, they WILL ALWAYS respond,'' wow, ur dad opens a CLINIC?!'' CLINIC?!! WTF man!...n of course in their stupid mind tink tat singapore is so fucking small tat u can scream at the top floor of a building n the whole country can hear ur voice...

aiya veri irritating lar... the more i tink of it, the more i wanna quit man... it's damn sickening though the money is fantastic...my ambition is to be a biz man like my dad n not some fucking doctor!! n we cant stop practising optom when we grad coz they say our skills will ''deteriorate'' if we stop practising for a yr or 2 n we will be unregistered by the board n u haf to take another exam to get register again.. which is utter BULLSHIT!! i realli realli dont haf the passion to be a doctor man plus the fact tat i will to work all my life n cant stop working... my aim in life is eventually set up a biz system going n stop doing work... n in optom i fucking CANT DO IT!! COZ I M THE SYSTEM! n handling the fate of a person's eyes is a huge n unwanted responsibility... the culture is way too different la...

probably biz management is in my blood la.. my dad, my grandpa, greatgrandpa, my uncles almost are all biz man.. n i m too profit-oriented n too flamboyant ... passion to treat diseases n save the World is ABsolutely not my cup of tea...it's RAMBO's n some dumbass miss universe's job, not mine!.. i juz cant be in a ''CLINIC'' treating 'PATIENTS'' !!!

DUO GAY black sauce hor fun

ysd was one of the lousiest day ever!! .. although it shd be one of the most happening day in brisbane due to the river fest...

the day starts wif a meal of humble pie..... i told my hsemate i m moving out last friday n i posted an ad on the net for replacement... i buay tahan he keep picking on small stuff n ALWAYS threaten to cut my bond... it's fucking irritating!!! so told him i wanna move since johnny or samantha is also planning to move...

BUT DEN backfired! johnny's hse mayb not get renewed n his hsemate is the crazy david... who probably require an ''interview'' wif me!! like WTF??!!! interview?!! i rather not live wif him.. n samantha is like not confirm! i can still move out thoguh juz to another hse or wat but i haf to pay empty rent for dec , jan and feb...so bo bian haf to hung my head down n tell Marc tat i m staying instead... Damn man! seriously! i dont mind apologising for things i haf done wrong but give in to his fucking threats pissed me off to the max! n those who noes me know that my EGO is not exactly small and eating humble pie realli sucks max!! but den... a man gotta do wat a man gotta do...haizzz

den i went to riverfest n i saw cheryl in a blue n white strip shirt which realli looks like a KFC uniform so i juz joked wif her ,'' hey u juz knocked work from macdonald's ar?'' den she suddenly pissed off wif me! n shouted at me...i haf neva ever seen her so angry before... apparently she missed her fashion show n hafing her period n i suay suay kanna her wrath n kanna targeted the whole nite!! somemore i saw Kal's friend whom i joked tat she's Kal's mother( she realli looks damn old) but of course she's not amused..ok i admit... my fault...NEVA EVER JOKE ONE IS UGLY WHEN SHE IS REALLI UGLY...n i broke the rule..

as if it was not enuff.... we went to cybercity for late dinner n i ordered '' soy sauce hor fun'' wif emily ... den the dish came out REALLI onli SOY SAUCE n HOR FUN....!! me n her juz stare at the dish for 5 secs dont noe wat to do... den i ask the waiter to come if he forget to put ingredients or not

he replied,'' oh it's like dat..u neva eat before ?!''... OMG i almost wan to scream at him... OF COURSE i neva eat before lar!! siao!! who will be so dumb to pay 9 bucks for onli DUO GAY, HORFUN N SOYSAUCE!!!

WAH LAN LEH... den todae i woke up though to some stupid rantings from Bel's friend... OMG u can neva believe how fucking bimbotic her comments on stuff are!! normally when i say someone's a bimbo, 99% of the time i m kidding but in her case, it's an total underestimation!! she look like an idiot n tok exactly like one...buay tahan ar!! she is so irritating tat i haf to get out of the hse so dat i wont laugh and slap her for her fucking dumb comments in her ''Abagial'' voice (from under one roof )!!

now i m totally stuck at my optom equations!! how can i memorise all these bull shit man!! the locals had graphical calculators n they could store all of them inside but i dont! so i haf to memorise all the 20 plus equations! tat's a total rubbish honestly..