3 nites being a homeless bugger!! actually not tat bad lar... in fact it's betta than staying at tat fucking asshole's place paying crazy amt of money....haha the onli bad thing is cheryl keep threatening to kick me out of the hse whenever i desiao her....

''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....

studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN

finally put an end to the housing saga! gonna live at cheryl's place for a wk before moving to gavin's place to stay till term ends! turns out to be a blessing in disguise as i dont need to see those assholes' faces any longer... thanx for everyone's help ... esp gavin, cheryl, ludwig for the place to stay, therese for lending me the space to put my stuff.... jasmine for GENEROUSLY offered her toilet wif all her undergarments for me to stay if i m extremely desperate , the 5 monkeys' advice on how to destroy the room before i leave, edward's kind offer of a place in KG, dilys' offer of her place for me to stay n many others who offered to help n advice!! ...ahha ... i m like saying a thank you speech after winning an OSCAR!

ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...

also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...

seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..

oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing

KNNBCCB!! seriously this is the least i can describe my hsemates! fuck man! knn!!... my hatred for them now is right up there wif TYS... they demanded me to move out in 2 wks!!! cb lar... how to find a place in 2 wks n onli stay for 1 mth... n i clearly told tat bitch i staying till at least mid nov n they somemore smile n say ' no worries, we noe u got exams n stuff so we wont ask u to move'' when they are taking my rent... fuck them man! seriously i cant believe one can be so cb n vicious.. n now when they get a replacement, everything they deny hearing or saying.. i haf neva hit a woman or scolded but that bitch is seriously testing my limits!

i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...

well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!

the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)


> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.


i replied :

i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!

sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:

Dear Friend

I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............

n this is my reply:

hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...

can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...

n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...

u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...

i would even marry u for that money:)



hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..

todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....

finally got the pics!!..

some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...

there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!

n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........

PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...