a preview of what i gonna see

myanmar burma

bought my tix to burma liao... set off on 26th jan to 4 feb.. so sorta spending my bday there... i will going from yangon to bagan to mandalay to inle lake and den back to yangon... there isnt any internet ,atm or possibly no stable electricity to charge my hp in there so pls kindly tell my parents to follow the route n hope can heng heng collect my body if i m still not back on 4 feb...

HAHA! kidding la... burma nt tat dangerous lar(or so i hope)... the main concern is only the money issue.. there is no ATM or use of cards...so bankrupt means u are fucked... strained in the middle of nowhere wif absolutely no where to go... plus nt much cars in the rural areas so u can dream on hitching a ride(if u dare)... oh well it shd be an awesome experience ... i hope at least... talking to the ppl... there's onli 36000 ppl travellling to burma each yr onli... so they realli seldom see tourist n most of them are taught disobeying the govt is a huge huge huge crime n sin(so do we sporeans)... mayb go there muz stop shooting my mouth off or else realli end up in trouble..so might as well kp them here first..

the govt is FUCKiNG stupid~~! wana dictate, make it soooo obvious n wif absolutely no tact... pls go n learn some skills from our GODFATHER can?! he is a legend... sue opponents bankrupt coz they forget to fill forms or use company stamps for private use or exile them to some small island in Sentosa... juz before elections gif ppl money and cut the map so they are more advantageous..plus telecommunications n all the transport, biggest grocery shop and even the labor union are his... THIS IS WAT U CALL SMART! fucking hell... go ard the country killing monks n foreigners cfm tio kp from other countries la... bo niao leh... seriously... USE UR BLAINS ,USE UR BLAINS, USE UR BLAINS!!

finally bought the olympus camera... the water proof, drop proof,everything proof camera... and a new backpack ...

still thinking if i shd go genting again... karlee n jeremy , pei juan all going up this wk... n my hands are itching to use the knowledge i juz acquired from the old uncle last wk... plus i haven play the flying game!

but veri troublesome lar.. i mean not the trip itself but all the way go down to golden mile to make reservations is super sianzz n come back home den go back there again for the bus ! can vomit blood...though tml i might be going the myanmar embassy to make visa so sort of on the way... plus the fact that my mum keep kp me ,say i everyday gamble gamble gamble... want to be du shen issit.. YES SHE IS RITE! it's a dream of mine to be a professional gambler ,seriously... haf seen a few pros in brissie casino before n of course on TV but den i noe i m not gd enuff , yet!

so see my mood tml lar... if good den go if not stay in sg also not bad since lately the weather become much much betta n finally mayb i cld haf some tan.

highland of sin

back from genting!!! didnt win 10000s as expected but enuff to cover the cost for free... indeed pontoon n blackjack are 2 totally different story!! ''how to win at bj'' book tips n skills cant be used there...to ppl who dont noe, BLACKJACK n POKER are the 2 games in casino that has the most professional players n doesnt allow hps ,or notes taking at the table becoz YES THEY ARE THE ONLI 2 GAMES TAT U CAN HAF A EVEN OR BETTA CHANCE THAN THE DEALER if u haf sufficient info...

use the knowledge of bj tat won me the car in aussie in pontoon n completely doesnt work! coz pontoon has no 10s n also many other different rules...until this uncle come out of the blue n ''zi dian mi jin''!!... he say i wear whole body orange will bring luck so he bet wif me...haha... den at every pocket he analyze for me why each hand shd take extra cards or not...for example, in bj, if dealer has 17 n u haf 16 or lower, almost most of the time it is advantageous for u to take card coz the dealer stands at 17 n there are 4 out of 13 cards tat can kill u on the 2nd card! for pontoon is different, coz there is no 10s, the onli chance that dealer can kill u is wif a pic n less chance it will kill u on the 2nd card so there is no need to try to get to 17.....

another scenerio, when u get 12 or 13 in bj usually u dont take if the banker got 4,5,6 coz u might get burst abt 30% of the time but the banker burst 60% of the time so it's betta not to take. but for pontoon, u HAF to take! coz 12 is veri hard to burst since there is no 10s n u get money straightaway if u get 21 unlike bj. so the incentives are much much more! the uncle maybe is the GOD OF gambler!!...remember all those stephen chow's show.. the master is always an uncle sitting at one corner smoking n looking super chui!...exactly like those.....at first lose 600 end up win 200 plus juz because of him alone... there are many more scenarios but too tired to type them out..

oh yar haven tok abt my 2 friends who went up wif me... Mr Rabbit n Mr Monkey... rabbit is the ultimate ah beng wif dragon tattoo all over him n it's teh 2nd i see him onli... monkey is the one who intro him to me...in genting , there are many sneaky pimps ard.. who go ard at the lift lobby asking in canto,'' u wan KEN DE JI (KFC chicken) for supper or breakfast?'' n virtually every pimp goes to Rabbit !! freaking funny! it's like formality tat once a ger or guy comes out to us, he or she will cfm ask rabbit to call them ''later at nite for some fun''... hahahaha.... but bo bian lar... he realli haf tat teeko bin .. THIS IS WAT U CALL A ''CHICK MAGNET' literally ...hahahaha

overall this trip have been fun!! whole day gamble , eat, drink ,slp is HOW SHIOK! the onli tint in the trip is the stupid early closure of the ''flying thing game'' and liverpool losing ....

ok la.. abort mission... realli cant get any decent flight to india!!! n the train tix u haf to bk few wks in adv(WTF>!!!!)... the onli air tix to delhi by this super chui JET AIRLINES cost a whopping 950 bucks!!! some more will reach there at an inhuman timing of 240 am ... siao !! i how garang also wont reach there at 240am , risk ganna kidnap by taxi drivers or extort by them like in vietnam!! n indians can camouflage in the nite, steal my things i also dunno...

the onli way to go there cheaply is to fly budget to chennai or calcatta n move across the whole country to delhi which will take like a mth to actually enjoy the whole trip... oh well

plan A failed liao den plan B also failed!! my plan B was to ask elaine if her dad can help me get visa to Bhutan , the world's happiest country..... but end up her dad says unless it's a next-of-kin or else also cant get visa... which means i muz marry elaine to haf a meager chance of getting in...

oh well stay in spore also la... mayb i could finally get my diving license albeit taking it at palau hantu... c how first la

india

the route to travel has been drawn!

from delhi to agra den to udaipur , judhpur den back to delhi...

now time to get all the medical supplies, a new backpack n a last min tix to india... Even air india(one fot he world's most dangerous airlines) now has no tix for nex wk.... shit!... got so many ppl from singapore wan to go india meh??!!

actually tinking of going to bhutan after india den go straight to tibet... but tat will take me like at least 2 mths n at least 8k ... plus the fact that bhutan needs SPECIAL assistance n ppl inside bhutan to ''SPONSOR'' u before u can get any visa inside as they are trying to restrict tourists going in! tat makes me wan to go even more!! before their king steps down to appoint a cabinet to govern the country... OH elaine's dad works there rite?! mayb i will ask for her help the end of this end when i haf enuff money to go there... tibet is even worse! recently some bastard americans kp the chinese government roght a tthe summit of tibet n now they strictly dont allow anyone to go in unless u haf VERI VERI SPECIAL assistance which means even more $$$$$...

it's time to plan this yr travel trips alr... last min planning is extremely fucked up... finding a travel partner is like finding indians in a pile of shit.. hope this solo trip is a gd one den tehre will much more to come

Return of the Book

finally got my macbk back!!! these few days keep going to my bro's rm to use internet is freaking troublesome ,esp when he brings his gf back everytime....

ok now all my info gone, all music gone, all photos gone... well done macbk...!!

suddenly my adventurous spirit is back!!! time to travel to weirdo places once again....finally went to library todae to borrow all the travel guides to india, bhutan and tibet...frustrating man... seriously... damn dulan wif Nisa... waited for her like a million yrs to finish her exams in brissie den now gonna to book tix, she didnt gif any reply!...mayb , juz mayb it's a sign i haf to do a solo

oh my soccer betting career has once again began...not as glorious as the good old ''golden age'' but nevertheless able to sponsor my air tix to india...so shdnt complain too much ar...n after ysd liverpool's disgraceful draw against Wigan next wk will the time for an all-in bet for pool

oh xmas n new yr has been GREAT!!! almost meet up wif everyone that i wan to meet n realli haf a fun time catching up wif each other's life....many juz grad n started working for 6 mths alr n honestly life DO change after u grad... like the gers now all broke up wif their exs as expectations of a guy now is of a total different story... like career , money and seriousness of the guy score much more pts than tall dark and handsome...aiya but expected lar... 23 ,24 liao leh... half a decade more dont get married i tink u can sign up to become the next MDM LOY liao.. the tot of them getting married when i grad is DAMN DAMN WEIRD though... imagine when i first noe them , some of them didnt even need to wear bra!!! ahhaha..