u look like a screwdriver---go screw urself

My practical exam is at 10am ysd

but somehow i remembered it to be at 2pm!!!! so i woke up at 1130 thinking of going to school early to study for the prac... when i woke up n check the school email i discovered that it's at 10!!!! OMG.... u can neva imagine how horrified i m... i chiong to uni in my pajamas ,drove at 120km/hr and run like i neva ran before..... n by the time i reached school, my my classmates came out already... i totally stunned.... if i fail this, not onli did i fail the module , i fail the entire course this sem coz all of them are co-requisites for next sem stuff!!!... so now i haf 2 bloody choices..... FAKE SICK , get MC or walk in now n beg for forgiveness...

i chose the latter.... luckily....

the prof was sooo nice!!...OMG!! i tot i m totally screwed but he says, '' oh well if u dont mind me eating my lunch in the lab , i could wait 2 hrs for u...'' OMG OMG OMG... at tat moment he looked like Jesus reborn !! i couldnt believe my luck... 2 bloody fucking hrs late and he let me still do the prac!!...

he told me to sit down, catch my breath n drink some water and tell him when i m ready for the exam... WAH LAN ... he's probably the nicest prof u could ever ever ever meet...if i were him, i will juz tell the student to juz screw himself for being fucking 2 hrs late.... not onli tat... i pon his 8am lecture(tat explains why all of my coursemates are in the lab except me) so for him not to fail me is nothing short of a miracle...

SO there i m ... sat down , relaxing ,drinking some water... DEN ANOTHER FUCKING SUAY THING HAPPEN!!! the red bull that i bought last nite broke!!! n it spilled all over my notes!!! including my cheat sheet !!! FUCK! i didnt have time to study n i bloody need that sheet n now it's gone..n my pencil case got tat stinking lingering red bull smell ... HOW FUCKING SUAY CAN U GET IN A DAY....

Wah Lan leh!... for those who didnt read the news recently, Myanmar is being hit by a huge cyclone that kills more than 10,000 people already... oh my god... seriously this country is damn freaking suay....

last yr september the junta killed sooo many monks n burmese n the people barely recovered from its effect, esp the tourism industry, now it kanna this cyclone... how suay is this?!

i muz be damn freaking lucky honestly... if i had stayed in SMU instead of coming to QUT, i would haf made the trip to Burma during this summer holidays instead of January!... n the places that are the most hit are the places that i have been to!!... esp near the famous Irrawaddy delta n i will be probably killed... the junta neva warned the ppl AT ALL!!...even those living right in the heart of the city! WTF!!!! n since there are no handphones or even decent phones ard with a huge shortage food around, even if i wasnt drowned, i would haf starved to death already. N no one in the world would ever know where i died or what's exactly going on... it's like u disappear from the surface of the world suddenly!

mayb that's the reason why god wants me to come QUT.

in the end , my anatomy assignment still screwed up!!!... my assignment got a big fat zero!.... chao chee bye to the bloody chee bye mother fucker in my group...... i dunno WTF he is doing by plagiarizing 3 WHOLE FUCKING PAGES out of our 9 pages assignment..!!!! now not only we get zero(which is ten times worse than juz failing the assignment), our record will also be in the school database!!! CCB.... the prof warned us if we got caught again, we may be even fired from the school..... CCB!!!..... now i hate viets even more.... neva been a huge fan of the cunning n stupid viets when i went vietnam n now i will neva be one....

seriously that son of a bitch shd juz die..... is he thinking our prof is an idiot or wat... u copy n paste 2000 words without EVEN PARAPHRASING!!! n didnt even give ANY reference... n now my grp is being labeled ''copy n paste grp''.... thanx a lot ... n if i didnt ace my mid sem , which is bloody hell next wk n my final exam, i will haf to repeat this bloody subject..... n by repeating , i haf to stop school for a yr coz next sem stuff i cant participate until i finish all of this sem stuff !!.. n this subject is once a yr!!!.. n all the visa shit problems comes into play.... THANX U BLOODY CB!!

seriously WTF God is doing?!!... bastards get the girls, we got punished together with this mother fucker and liverpool lost to chelsea... R u blind?!!! God u need to see an optometrist....