Dou Ji Yan aka Lazy Eye

ysd had a gathering wif minister teo and an indian lady MP call Indranee Rajah... n i fucking underdressed again!...

i went to the hotel in a shirt and normal pants lor... i think shd be fine wat since it's only a small dinner buffet.... BUT WTF... everyone go there wear tie and suit!!!.... only the waiters dont wear suit...SHIT... as if it's not bad enough, Kok Wee of the PM office asks all the presidents of the clubs to welcome Minister Teo Chee Hean at the front door!... OMG... ferdie and andrew foo all have suits n i looked like a lame waiter...

but he is damn nice though.. allowing us to take photos with him rounds after rounds like he is some koala bear... realli lor... everyone swarm to take photo wif him, n he just stand there, smiling and standing still for more than 30 mins!... incredible!...i feel so bad for him!! even koalas cant stand still that long... amazing .... super nice guy.. muz be cursing us when he got back to hotel...

i think i failed my subjective refraction practical exam... damn!!.... that bastard A C.a.r.k .e.e.t(done so he wont accidentally google n see this entry).... gave me a fucking high cyl!! n of all ppl chose Holly as my patient!... she has some weirdo eyes that even her optom have trouble with... DAMN DAMN DAMN...no wonder what i do , i cant get any reasonable response... i was like totally stunned by what i have done in the mid of the exam but i act normal n anyhow give the axis... shit i m fucked...

Ah shuang became damn pissed off with some of the ppl in our class esp anny the bunny n gang... shuang took the effort to go uni and scan the last yr copies to all of us and found out that anny they all have it already n not sharing!!.. ok where is that Carebear attitude?!!

Carebears

brisbane is full of nice nice angmohs... n i specially mention ang mohs, asians (me included) are really super kiasu , kiasi and die die dont let ppl take any little advantage out of us....

today is the 3rd time i receive a free parking coupon from an ang moh who drove out of the car park n pass me her daily parking ticket!... they are seriously how nice lar... n when u parallel park, they REALLI will wait down there like some idiots .... i mean REALLI REALLI WAIT THERE... even if u takes horribly long.... OMG... imagine u do that in Geylang... u will get fucked if u cant park in 10 secs... YES FUCKED!!!!!!... even when i park outside the prata place near my hse i also kanna horned for parking for than 10 secs...n also when i illegal u-turn, ppl actually brake for me to u-turn!!...WTF??!?!!!........ Ppl here also put newspapers in the bus or train to let the next passenger read after they are done... HOW NICE!!!... in singapore u buy newpaper or ST, finish liao , die die also bring home to WRAP VEGIE!!!

hahahah... it realli makes me think that i m living in the world of CAREBEARS... where everyone loves everyone n everyone helps everyone... how nice!!... i kinda like brisbane now ... not as dull as it seems to be... go everywhere also can find ppl who would help... just like the world of carebears....

I want to be a Care Bear
Oh it’ll be so great when I’m a Care Bear
I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I want to be a Care Bear like you… You do?

I’d be like Funshine and make the sun shine
I’d have a heart live Love-a-lot
I’d be like Wish Bear and always be there
We’d be the luckiest bears in Care-a-lot

I want to be a Care Bear and fill the world of love
To be a Care Bear is what I’m dreaming of
We’d make a great pair
We’ll stick together through and through… like glue
I don’t want to be a cook or a fireman
Don’t want to play trombone in a marching band

I just want to be a Care Bear like you
Just want to be a Care Bear

prac time

next thursday is my prac exam!.. fucking fast... everytime during prac class i always fool around n now i m paying for it... SHIT

n exams are around the corner abt 1 wk after the prac n seriously this time is FULL ON!... last yr i can still slack slack slack coz if i fail i can jolly well fuck care brisbane n fly back to SMU... but now too late le!! half the course is done n i die die have to continue this shit...

winnie has gone back to taiwan and now it goes back to the stone age in my room... clothes are washed fortnightly if not at all, papers and towels are everywhere... have to cook my own food or spend heaps dining out... ARGH!!!

life's fucking hectic but i have to entertain one of the biggest n most powerful minister to come to brisbane... our beloved MR TEO CHEE HEAN.... seriously i hope he would come at a better time... come at 1 wk before the exams... luckily this time i dont need to organise any shit... just need to have a gathering dinner with him...

this is fucking GAY GAY GAY!!!... have to pass all those shit before i can set off for my holis!!... everything have been planned nicely liao... 17- 20th nov : sdyney....22-29th nov Cruise to new caledonia, fiji and vanuatu.....9th dec-31 dec : cambodia, thailand, philippines....1st Jan : taiwan.... 3 feb : EPIC ROADTRIP FROM DARWIN TO ADELAIDE!!! woohoo... exciting times ahead if i fucking pass this shit.... GOD BLESS JJ....