A suay thing must happen

it seems like if a trip doesnt have some shit events, it doesnt realli count as a Jay's trip!!.... KNNNNNNNNNNNNNKNKNNNNNNNN!!!!... of all the fucking ships in the world, the cruise i was embarking on have to save some fucking idiots who are stranded in the fucking pacific.... like WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!.. what are the fucking chances of that??... i fucking huge cruise of more than 4k of ppl go n rescue a bloody 5 men sailors... n of all ships, it just nice have to be our ship ? n thanx for that , the whole cruise itinerary changes as we are fucking delayed for 24 hrs!...

so now we do not get to travel to vanuatu n lifou islands.... which is a bloody shame.... it suppose to be the 2 most beautiful locations in the whole trip n it's bloody gone.. i have been to vanuatu before liao la so not much of a loss for me , but for mei, jess n ray, it's a huge huge huge loss....

we do get to noumea of new caledonia though.... BUT IT WAS CRAP!!!!!!!! it's like a third world nation with a first world price..... can u imagine a MACDONALDS BURGER, without ANY meal cost u 9AUD!!! 9 fucking bucks for a burger??!!! the only place i saw that kind of fucking price is in Swiss airport ... WTF la.... the whole city is dirty n disgusting n old... n yet they charge 9 bucks for a burger...?? ray bought a bowl of beef noodles for a whopping 20 bucks...... i was pretty hungry too... but freaking 20 bucks for some noodles at a KOPI tiam at the most lousy location in the city ....

nevertheless, the trip was pretty fun!.. the amount i paid for the trip even without the 2 places are simply worth it just for the services alone... the crew realli looked in to the smallest detail for the passengers and were always smiling.... the food was fantastic!! buffets for breakfast n lunch.... Fine dining for dinner... and everyday there's plays for u to watch!...some interesting stuff like the Art auctions are also there... gym , jazzcuzi , swimming n unlimited room service... 6 nites for a whopping 500 plus!!...

DONE!

all exams are gone for 1 day already.. but that 1 day seems soooo sooo long n it's damn shiok!.. oh well not that shiok todae...

i was suppose to go caboolture todae to see the oldies town which is reali cool ..but i cant find my road directory !!!... WTF is it?!... so i just chiong into the website , get the written directions n chiong there... but if u fail to plan, u plan to fail!!! KNN... we got fucking lost for 2 hrs!!... n end up detouring back to brisbane... shit

it realli helps if there no one at the back who kpkb , everytime i make a wrong turn or move , he will keep pouring cold water on u n it realli fucking piss me off...it's not as if i want to be lost lar!..KNN.. just shut ur mouth if u hav nothing gd to say...me n dylan were like getting more n more pissed n dulan over the map n all he does was giving some sarcastic remarks...

seriously i m usually pretty fine with those remarks...but when u are pissed n dulan n someone else down there onli noes how to kp, u noe there's a huge problem... i m always a firm believer of no-politics friendship... esp among guys... i absolutely hate it... eh we are guys leh... can u dont toi toi mo mo backstab ppl?!... just say it out lar...u not happy , shoot it out... dont be a ahgua ahgua.. like dat how sianzzz

i m having a durian party this sunday nite!!!... n monday i m flying off to sydney... life's getting better i hope... this exam period has been fucked up n i m fucking glad life's back to normal... 1st dec is the huge day now... if i fail , dat's it ... byebye to the Carebear nation

BIG 3

all the big three gone!... wat a fucking relief..... finally back to normal life again... where there is no guilt which grey's anatomy, private practise, house, heroes, fringe, terminator n just chilling out...

not too sure if i pass my visual not... that andrew zele realli live up to his fucker name.... it appears that all andrews are fucked up... Andrew in my secondary sch is a fucking bastard, one andrew in SMU also fucked up.... in brisbane there is 1 andrew in the church grp that is siao siao one... 2 andrews in my faculty who are fucked up...

speaking of names...haha... i realli think a name will realli have a huge impact on ur first impression... like a name like Silvia or Britney makes u think they are sexy even though u neva see them before... i remember this event when i was in JC... there is a game whereby ur senior class will write to the junior class... call the angel-mortal game ...n u will onli get to write to the opposite sex... den i got some funny name call bee hoon or bee sth ....cant remember... n chee you got a name call Fiona..fiona leh... fiona xie... huge boobs ,cute voice come to my mind den i insist on changing with him....hahah... somehow i dunno why he change with me.... den fucking end up fiona is an indian! i dont mean to be a racist here but fiona xie look-alike and an india do have nothing much in common!!... n the bee hoon is the hottest chick in that class!!... OMG i totally stunned... n the worst thing is chee you sabo me n tell her how he got her as his angel....hahahaha...how embarrassing !!!..

shit do come in lumps

ok this is seriously one of the most pressurizing shit of my life.... almost as bad as the a levels... at least A-lvls u got a few mths to prepare if u noe u are fucked up... but in uni ... U ARE FUCKED!!!...

i just cant memorize the freaking incredible amount of info i realli fucking pissed off with myself... WTF is wrong wif me!!!... has army made me stupid or wat.... HOW CAN I NOT MEMORISE THEM>>!!!!!!!!!! o levels n a levels .u need mayb a few days to finish 1 subject n now i need a few days to finish 1 topic!!... WTFWTFWTF...

i realli cant fail this or esle i m fucked... i cant take any subject next yr , which means i have to camp back in singapore for the next 1/2 yr(good or bad??!!)....n of course the fucking embarrassing shit of being with jessica in the same class.... damn it .... THAT IS SHIT.... n asking the ppl for formal report .... THAT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!....

when u go to toilet, u dont expect all the shit to come at 1 lump... u expects lumps of them together!!!... that stupid old jikok peh uncle stole my clothes!!... WTF... he said someone put there to sun for ages n no one collects it so he went n took it n WEAR IT... OMFG... does he have a fucking brain or wat...he not onli took 1, he took 4 of my t-shirts n 1 of my towel!!... WTF is he thinking... some fucking pervert who took ppl clothes home n smell them?!!..... he still have the face to wear my t-shirt in front of me!!.. forget it.. i dont want them back either... coz he has some funny skin diseases that had his skin pop up alot of pimples... like those AIDS kind.. so take it as i gave it to salvation army...

this wk has been shit... i cant study at all... info just cant get into my brain... WTF are u doing my brain... TIME TO WAKE UP