As i have mentioned earlier., the shit place has been delayed n i have to roam around the shit town of Angeles, home of the US clark airbase... this is the place whereby the americans come out of the airbase n fuck... just like almost every other place where they have a military presence.... it gave me no surprise at all to see all the americans here are males... absolutely no females....
this is a perfect haven for sex tourism... i think a billion times better than bangkok though the latter is often referred as the sex capital of the east... filipinos have mix blood. mainly of spanish or american ... just imagine Maggie Q walking around teh streets..... isolated alone from the SEA AIDS counterpart of cambodia, burma, vietnam, thailand... n this shitplace realli serves nothing much except as a filippino geylang... todae i went out of the hotel in search for food n fucking hell!!! i walked for almost 20 mins n all the shit i see was bars, clubs, models ktv(a new phrase i must admit), gay clubs and 24-hr ASIAN massage with heaps of neon lights... no street stalls, no food.. nothing@@!!... it as almost as if u have to fuck a ger before u can have some food@@@!!!!!!... WTF!!!... end up bo bian have to take a ''jeep'' -- there is no bus.....there is no cabs either..just ''trishaws''(motorbikes with a shelter ) and the jeep... i ahve to go to a shooping mall whihc is almost a 10 mins ride to reach to have w/o extra services...
actually this shopping mall also chui one... todae is a SUNDAY!! but there is no crowds... not much angmohs also.. mainly locals... the shopping was horrible... so wulu brands that i think only mayb kampong malaysians will buy... cheap though.. the most exp jeans cost like 50SGD?? ...n there is nothing esle i can do!!!!! HELP@@@@@@@@@@!! WTF can i do in the next 6 hrs in this mall so i can have my dinner n get back to hotel!!!!... WTF can i do for 12 hrs in this shithole before i get back to watch Liverpool vs Arsenal.!!!!??!!!!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Cornflakes
thailand finally has its first riots after the elections!!... waiting for quite some time liao... the organizers realli not efficient... Chiang Rai got the first riots but not due to the election though... it's abt the shit low prices of corn....
it's freaking amazing wat thai ppl can come up with... ideas which realli amaze me... to protest against the low prices of corn n to deter ppl from using the road , they use corns to block the roads!!!... how fucking smart!!... thousands of corns spread across the whole road!! pls singapore garment can u have a look at how smart they are at deterring ppl from using the roads...???? put so many ERPs for fuck sia... still everyday kanna jam.. Cambridge Scholars vs Cornflakes Farmers... doesnt seem to me they are much smarter... the onli difference mayb is that the farmer earn less than half a million baht in their lifetime n the MPs earn abt 1 million a yr... next time want to deter ppl use the road, buy 1000s of kellog's cornflakes n zham on the CTE, PIE lor... sure no one will use the road one... becoz kiasu singaporeans sure flood there to pick up the free cornflakes n no one can drive through...
2 days ago i went for the Golden triangle!!... WAH LAN LEH...FUCKING FUCKING SCAM!!!... super scammy scam!!... go down there was expecting some opium flowers or plantation like those seen in andy lau movie n america gangster but GOT NOTHING!!!!... onli got 1 fucking smelly mekong river... even that i have to pay 300 baht to sit on it....WTF... if not i have to wait at 1 barrren land for 1 hr... damn fucking scammy... the worst thing is the boat brought us to this small fucking laos island that has NOTHING AGAIN!!!... all souvenirs shops!!... WTH.... n we have to pay 20 baht ''bribing'' fees to allow us to ''go'' to laos without passport.... fucking cheaters... so no opium, no druglord... onli a fucking smelly river that cost me almost 70SGD n a 8 hr bus ride..
incredible journey in thailand is coming to an end tml... where i will head to a fucking shit hole call clark... somehow this journey to phillipines is so full of diasters that i just dont feel like going anymore... but aileen already booked everything for me already... sibe paiseh not to go... hope everything turns out fine... gng to a SPA now(those w/o happy ending)... the thai gers here are realli fucking hot... but too bad.. as the saying goes, '' if u open up the thai gers' legs, u open urself to fucking heaps of diseases''.... there is a reason why there is so many monks...
it's freaking amazing wat thai ppl can come up with... ideas which realli amaze me... to protest against the low prices of corn n to deter ppl from using the road , they use corns to block the roads!!!... how fucking smart!!... thousands of corns spread across the whole road!! pls singapore garment can u have a look at how smart they are at deterring ppl from using the roads...???? put so many ERPs for fuck sia... still everyday kanna jam.. Cambridge Scholars vs Cornflakes Farmers... doesnt seem to me they are much smarter... the onli difference mayb is that the farmer earn less than half a million baht in their lifetime n the MPs earn abt 1 million a yr... next time want to deter ppl use the road, buy 1000s of kellog's cornflakes n zham on the CTE, PIE lor... sure no one will use the road one... becoz kiasu singaporeans sure flood there to pick up the free cornflakes n no one can drive through...
2 days ago i went for the Golden triangle!!... WAH LAN LEH...FUCKING FUCKING SCAM!!!... super scammy scam!!... go down there was expecting some opium flowers or plantation like those seen in andy lau movie n america gangster but GOT NOTHING!!!!... onli got 1 fucking smelly mekong river... even that i have to pay 300 baht to sit on it....WTF... if not i have to wait at 1 barrren land for 1 hr... damn fucking scammy... the worst thing is the boat brought us to this small fucking laos island that has NOTHING AGAIN!!!... all souvenirs shops!!... WTH.... n we have to pay 20 baht ''bribing'' fees to allow us to ''go'' to laos without passport.... fucking cheaters... so no opium, no druglord... onli a fucking smelly river that cost me almost 70SGD n a 8 hr bus ride..
incredible journey in thailand is coming to an end tml... where i will head to a fucking shit hole call clark... somehow this journey to phillipines is so full of diasters that i just dont feel like going anymore... but aileen already booked everything for me already... sibe paiseh not to go... hope everything turns out fine... gng to a SPA now(those w/o happy ending)... the thai gers here are realli fucking hot... but too bad.. as the saying goes, '' if u open up the thai gers' legs, u open urself to fucking heaps of diseases''.... there is a reason why there is so many monks...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
the red wave
the new PM is out!!..as expected, it's pro-yellow, pro-rich PM... has a fucking dumb name.. called mr pepsi or something like dat...
my guesthouse owner stella just donated a huge sum of money to the protesters to take bus from chiang mai down to bangkok... apparently determined to make it the biggest thailand ever seen ... honestly though i dont realli like protests, esp those that would destroy the airport ...those fucking stupid ppl... but when u look at the previous protest, it's bloody obvious that it's an organised crime by those fuckig rich bastards.... imagine 8 days of food for 8000 ppl!!... that would be hundreds of tonnes of food!!!!!! water, hp chargers and even massage for all the protestors!!... n the loss of pay leh?? where they can afford??.. u are toking abt thailand leh... not some rich europe western country!!... where does the fucking money come from??@@!!... seriously i hate the yellow ... bloody tossers n bad losers... keep losing the election den go protest say the ppl who vote are stupid beccause they didnt study enough... hey stupid idiots, are u saying ur moms,dads, grandparents are are fucking idiots?!!...
leaving for BKK on the 20th morning... i m not too sure WTF cebu is doing.. it's the most scary airline.. they can bastardly delay flights like changing underwear... n since my mum paid cash in the head office and neva provide email, there is fucking no way i can noe if they have delay their flights... i hate this!!.. fuck Cebu... seriously it is what its name suggested.. Cebu== dead woman!!
my guesthouse owner stella just donated a huge sum of money to the protesters to take bus from chiang mai down to bangkok... apparently determined to make it the biggest thailand ever seen ... honestly though i dont realli like protests, esp those that would destroy the airport ...those fucking stupid ppl... but when u look at the previous protest, it's bloody obvious that it's an organised crime by those fuckig rich bastards.... imagine 8 days of food for 8000 ppl!!... that would be hundreds of tonnes of food!!!!!! water, hp chargers and even massage for all the protestors!!... n the loss of pay leh?? where they can afford??.. u are toking abt thailand leh... not some rich europe western country!!... where does the fucking money come from??@@!!... seriously i hate the yellow ... bloody tossers n bad losers... keep losing the election den go protest say the ppl who vote are stupid beccause they didnt study enough... hey stupid idiots, are u saying ur moms,dads, grandparents are are fucking idiots?!!...
leaving for BKK on the 20th morning... i m not too sure WTF cebu is doing.. it's the most scary airline.. they can bastardly delay flights like changing underwear... n since my mum paid cash in the head office and neva provide email, there is fucking no way i can noe if they have delay their flights... i hate this!!.. fuck Cebu... seriously it is what its name suggested.. Cebu== dead woman!!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
chiang mai
i seriously dunno what m i thinking.... after a crazy.. literally butt busting road trip down from siem reap to bangkok, i embark on a equally sicko trip from bangkok to chiang mai on a fucking train!!.... 14 hrs plus 14 hrs.... i have barely enuff time to have my dinner in between... n 28 hrs of travel!!!.... gd experience though... met an uncle who i think is fucking rich... got a driver to fetch them around in bangkok.....
the road trip down from siem reap down to bangkok is not take disgusting leh... unlike what most ang mohjs said it to be... mayb i have been worse... or mayb the ang mohs are more ah gua than the ba poks in thailand.. it's fucking long thouihg... my butt almost burst and i have to switch my seating to concentrate the ''power'' to different parts of the butt at different intervals to prevent it from exploding... at the border of Piopet , it is also0 not that bad leh... only one fucker cambodian or thai little child tried to stuick her finger into my pocket n i caught her in the act.. but inside got nothing lar... onli 1 stupid receipt for my bus....WRONG TARGET GER... next time go target some stupid ang mohs can?
chiang mai train ride is much easier.... huge seats, ,gd beds... the onli downside is the sighting of a teenager cockroach roaming around my seat... but the devoted buhddist uncle sitting opposite me refused to kill it.. so i let the matter rest... he keep telling me of his buhddist teachings and denouncing jesus... but i was to tired to indulge into a debate of religion... whatever man... to each his own... seriously the only way we could know which is truely true is when we die rite? but when we die, does it really matter anymore?
now in the chiangmai's MBK shopping mall... almost like a Takka... i m pretty sure it's opened by a Singaporean.. just like the fantastic backpackers i m staying now.... there's a UOB and a kopi tiam like food court.... plus the toilet seats no water spray to spray ur ass... All buhddists and muslims need to spray ass after shitting to be considered clean.. n the toilets doesnt have it here... but it's fucking clean, security tight... the whole design is really like far east and takka combined...they even have a band downstairs playing xmas songs all day long...
long live the King JJ
the road trip down from siem reap down to bangkok is not take disgusting leh... unlike what most ang mohjs said it to be... mayb i have been worse... or mayb the ang mohs are more ah gua than the ba poks in thailand.. it's fucking long thouihg... my butt almost burst and i have to switch my seating to concentrate the ''power'' to different parts of the butt at different intervals to prevent it from exploding... at the border of Piopet , it is also0 not that bad leh... only one fucker cambodian or thai little child tried to stuick her finger into my pocket n i caught her in the act.. but inside got nothing lar... onli 1 stupid receipt for my bus....WRONG TARGET GER... next time go target some stupid ang mohs can?
chiang mai train ride is much easier.... huge seats, ,gd beds... the onli downside is the sighting of a teenager cockroach roaming around my seat... but the devoted buhddist uncle sitting opposite me refused to kill it.. so i let the matter rest... he keep telling me of his buhddist teachings and denouncing jesus... but i was to tired to indulge into a debate of religion... whatever man... to each his own... seriously the only way we could know which is truely true is when we die rite? but when we die, does it really matter anymore?
now in the chiangmai's MBK shopping mall... almost like a Takka... i m pretty sure it's opened by a Singaporean.. just like the fantastic backpackers i m staying now.... there's a UOB and a kopi tiam like food court.... plus the toilet seats no water spray to spray ur ass... All buhddists and muslims need to spray ass after shitting to be considered clean.. n the toilets doesnt have it here... but it's fucking clean, security tight... the whole design is really like far east and takka combined...they even have a band downstairs playing xmas songs all day long...
long live the King JJ
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Angkor Wat
reached cambodia for abt 3 days already... pretty gd place honestly... but things are not as chaeap as expected...a meal here copst abt 4usd... unless ueat the street food.... which cost u 2 USD as a tourist price...it's my first leg of the trip so i have to eat pretty food...
ysd and todae wentto the angkor wat.... it was FUCKING awesome.... just like most of the ang mohswho went to it also... didnt managedto go for the sunsetor sunrise... sunrise because i have topay 3 bucks more and sunset becoz i simply cant last form 7am to 7 pm walking up n down heaps n heaps of temples that sems to be exactly the same to me....
ysd lunch was fucked up... FUCKING fuckedup!!!!!!!!!.... damn fucking angry my tuk tuk driver drove me there... fucing obvious he is getting a free lunch or at a fucking huge discount.... the restaurant menu is full of ''time to kill this stupid idiot tourist '' price... CCB!!... the freshly ''sqeeze u to ur pits squeak'' orange juhice cost a massive 3.20 SGD!!!..spring ''mr robert goh'' rolls cost 7sgd for fucking 4 piece... worse than brisbane price... and a plate of fucking small maggi me with 3 pieces of chicken is 7 SGD... sexy huh?! n i ahveto eait almost for almost 30 mins before anything arrived...
tml i m going to bangkok... seemingly through the famous hellish ride from siem reap... it is often referred as the worst ride in SEAsia which onli 40 or 60 kms but will take a fucking 6 hrs!!... 10kmper hr????... icould take the easy way out by just flying over... but WAH LAU how can i fucking missthis ride!!!.... experience of a life time man!!!... the lorry ride up the yong yap mountain was bad... the 18hr ride from Hoi an to Hanoi was gay... now a new challedge arrives!!!....
changmai here i come!!!.. seriously i realli want to contact Donna but somehow she is gone!!... hope she's not affected by the stupid thai riots
ysd and todae wentto the angkor wat.... it was FUCKING awesome.... just like most of the ang mohswho went to it also... didnt managedto go for the sunsetor sunrise... sunrise because i have topay 3 bucks more and sunset becoz i simply cant last form 7am to 7 pm walking up n down heaps n heaps of temples that sems to be exactly the same to me....
ysd lunch was fucked up... FUCKING fuckedup!!!!!!!!!.... damn fucking angry my tuk tuk driver drove me there... fucing obvious he is getting a free lunch or at a fucking huge discount.... the restaurant menu is full of ''time to kill this stupid idiot tourist '' price... CCB!!... the freshly ''sqeeze u to ur pits squeak'' orange juhice cost a massive 3.20 SGD!!!..spring ''mr robert goh'' rolls cost 7sgd for fucking 4 piece... worse than brisbane price... and a plate of fucking small maggi me with 3 pieces of chicken is 7 SGD... sexy huh?! n i ahveto eait almost for almost 30 mins before anything arrived...
tml i m going to bangkok... seemingly through the famous hellish ride from siem reap... it is often referred as the worst ride in SEAsia which onli 40 or 60 kms but will take a fucking 6 hrs!!... 10kmper hr????... icould take the easy way out by just flying over... but WAH LAU how can i fucking missthis ride!!!.... experience of a life time man!!!... the lorry ride up the yong yap mountain was bad... the 18hr ride from Hoi an to Hanoi was gay... now a new challedge arrives!!!....
changmai here i come!!!.. seriously i realli want to contact Donna but somehow she is gone!!... hope she's not affected by the stupid thai riots
Monday, December 08, 2008
begining of a journey
in 5 hrs time, i leaving on a journey that is the longest so far...46 days solo trip to the cambodia, thailand, phillipines and taiwan.. not exactly solo lar... coz i m meeting winnie in taiwan... things are getting messier and messier...
thailand , needless to say is the worst of the lot... the roits before and the riots that are soon to be is a bloody fucking nuisance .... if they delay my flight or even worse... failed to let all tourists out of the ucking country, all my travel plans are SCREWED... but also becoz of the riots, i have the money to stay at a 3.5 star hotel instead of a cheap backpackers... now the price almost drop to half price for all the hotels and it's just 36 bucks!! n to mention the clothes n stuff i can buy there at a cheap price.....
i m taking a plane call SEAIR for internal flights in phillipines from clark to boracay.... n it's nicknamed ''flying coffins'' by the locals.... thanx for that aileen for telling me AFTER i booked the flights... it's damn gay to sitsuch shit airplanes...... i got experience in those shitty planes before.... Laos airline, Vanuatu air and now this... they neva fail to force me to pray to jesus for safety...
hopefully everything will be fine.... n God bless JJ
thailand , needless to say is the worst of the lot... the roits before and the riots that are soon to be is a bloody fucking nuisance .... if they delay my flight or even worse... failed to let all tourists out of the ucking country, all my travel plans are SCREWED... but also becoz of the riots, i have the money to stay at a 3.5 star hotel instead of a cheap backpackers... now the price almost drop to half price for all the hotels and it's just 36 bucks!! n to mention the clothes n stuff i can buy there at a cheap price.....
i m taking a plane call SEAIR for internal flights in phillipines from clark to boracay.... n it's nicknamed ''flying coffins'' by the locals.... thanx for that aileen for telling me AFTER i booked the flights... it's damn gay to sitsuch shit airplanes...... i got experience in those shitty planes before.... Laos airline, Vanuatu air and now this... they neva fail to force me to pray to jesus for safety...
hopefully everything will be fine.... n God bless JJ
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