JJ, so good u haf to Call him twice!!

2010-02-14T04:50:00.001+08:00

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4th DEC 2009--Barca

2009-12-07T08:09:00.002+08:00

last day in barca! went for a little walk to CASA MILA(or wateva it is spelt)... quite a nice place and the entrance is pretty cheap at 6 euros!.... at the top of the building the view of the whole barca is breathtaking!... saw 2 hot jap babes too!...

later on we went to this park guell by Gaudi too... somehow i keep calling it park glue which sounds damn low class... n i discover my camera sucks at taking nite pics! ll i can take with this damn canon if without flash is just patches of dark shit!... i rather just go home n take my own toilet bowl filled up with shit!...

next was a trip to the musical fountain.... damn nice lar the show but i feel like its abit like the sentosa one!... which Seek gives me that ''dun spoil the mood'' look... come on... it realli looks like wat.... but when u go all the way up and look down the fountain with the backdrop of the whole barca city .... AH HAH! different!

went to eat dinnercum supper with junyi and wuhui at this pinchos place in ....ok i cant remb the name of the mrt station....but aniwae its damn nice!!... each is abt 1.5 euros , the gd ones are 3.7 euros... n i ate 18 bucks of that!!... it was that fucking gd...pinchos are those long french bread (chim tou roti) and with some seafood or some weird stuff on it.... u can choose the ones u like!!... damn nice!!! 18 euros well spent!

DAY 5--liverpool Airport- BARCELONA ,1dec tue

2009-12-03T17:36:00.002+08:00

if suayness have an ambasador, it will be jay ng jia jin!... todae is one of the suayest of the yr!!!!.... i need to wake up damn early for my 7 am flight so i set my alarm at 4am... but fucking hell i woke up at 2am!!!... n i cant go back to slp!!!... so i roll roll roll around my bed , in the end buay tahan , just go toilet n bath.... den i discover i slept my my specs!!!!! n i broke it!!!... FUCKING SUAY!!! i used that specs for 4 yrs already nothing happened!!! onli when i go travel n on the 4th day somemore it has to fucking break!! FUCK! lucky i got 1 spare specs ...

ok now on my way to liverpool airport... they realli do a super duper checkup... take off belt, shoe,check my foot... everything!!.. incredible... the aiport also damn funny one... they wont tell u ur gate number until u are time for boarding the plane... so i bo bian wait at the common area.... ysd i had this HUGE chinese buffet with the indian guy den todae i keep shitting... 3 times liao.... seeing that easyjet planes would have shitty toilet i just go to the toilet abt 5 mins before take off lor... THEN....... OF ALL SHIT the cubicle that i went in , the door lock got stuck!!!!... i fucking cant get out!!!!! CHEE BYE!!!! boarding liao n i cant get out of the toilet!!! bo bian , i bang the door like siao until someone response n call the airport ppl to help me unlock....den i chiong to the gate like siao... lucky still manage to make it...

ok finally against all odds i reach barca airport... kmm the airport sucks man!!... got zone A , B , C one... i was from zone B but i accidentally went to Zone A den i cant get back to ZONE B! WTF!!!... i got my luggage at zone B !!... i wat to ask around but no one speaks english!!! KNN... finally found 1 person who spoke english n he told me to check in again... WTF?!! ok lor bo bian... then the ppl at bcn airport also as hardowrking as the liverpool airport... check my every single shit!!!

ok now finally get to the metro n take to wu hui's hse....when i reached her station, she was not there!!! i wanted to call her but den realised my HP super low batt!!!! can make 1 cal or 2 onli !!... den i quickly find her number n realised that i dont have!!! CCB ... the number is in my old phone!! FuCK!!!! die die die... so i call winnie n ask her to tell me her number but winnie doesnt know how to search using my hp!.. damn!! gan chiong like siao.... lucky wu hui msg me so i call her to fetch me at the metro...

thought all shit ends well liao... but it was not!!... at nite we went out for dinner.. but i accidentally wASHED MY only jeans so i had to wear track pants to there'' orchard rd'' which sucks... we went to this resturant that is famous for its paetella(a kind of spanish rice with seafood)... i see the menu i wanna faint.. the cheapest is 15 euros!... actrually still ok if just order hat.. but wuhui's 2 friends like super ATAS, ordering all the expensive gd food... granted it's a holiday n we shd just spend more on food.... BUT NOT THIS MUCH RITE!!! end up each of us 28 euros!!! WAH LAN ... THAT"S almost 65 bucks!!!! 20 plates of ba chor mee leh!

DAY4: monday 30 dec , liverpool

2009-12-03T17:19:00.002+08:00

fucking bad day in the morning. fancy waking up 6am in the morning in a bloody fucking cold london morning and it fucking rains like siao. Richard was nice enough to let me have some b'fast before i go!.. what an awesome awesome host!

weather is a fickle fucking bitch . one day so hot , 1 day so cold n raining. thank god i m living for liverpool.

5 hrs journey beccame 7 hrs , thanks to the sucky traffic. but also becoz of that , i got to talk to this indian fellow who is living in liverpool ! he was so kind to offer me his place to stay but i already paid for my hostel so bo bian! it is a 6-man dorm which cost me 17.50 pounds for a crap bed.

finally realised my dream to visit Anfield though in an unexpected shitty fashion! the stadium was closed and i have to pay 16 ppounds for the tour of the usuem for oni 15 mins but i didnt pay ofc ourse!therefore i just pay 3 pounds and ride 1 hr to visit Anfielf for 5 mins! disappointing!

DAY 3-- 29th NOV , LONDON

2009-12-03T17:04:00.002+08:00

finally got to meet Rene, an Austrain guy from Vienna . Cool looking guy with a funny beard. looks like some drug addict to be honest. i was hoping he was a chick, given that his name is Rene... richard told me that Rene is a guy's name but Renee is a chick's name though they sound the same.

he is a bloody cool guy man. he has done CS for a pretty long tie and the reason he came to london is becoz his flight is just 5 euros!... how cheap can it be! nowadays flights are for the poor, trains are for the rich!...

we are ''forced'' to attend richard's church as one of the criteria we must do to CS at his place. But i was not exactly forced lar. i should go to church on sunday to give thanks ! given that all the blessings god gave to me!!...his church is an anglican church and super traditional , so kinda slow . but the teachings are good!.. it said something abt riches..'' it is easier for a camel to go through a needle head that the rich to go to heaven'' . SO TRUE!!

OH i almost forget. todae i went to Primark to refund a jacket for the spoilt zip. i got my money back but fucking hekk i have to queue for 45 mins!! the PPL THERE AREMORE KIASU THAN SPOREAN!

DAY 1 - LONDON--Elephant and Castle

2009-12-03T16:51:00.002+08:00

today is a crazy day, seriously. 1st time in history i did CS and richard is awesome. his house is something like west end house but it is 3 storey high. 5 ppl live in the place, just like our house. he is damn awesome to give me a private room. not technically a room but a lounge but still perfect.

my MGD is getting worse by the day. fucking irritating . cant stand it. here cfm no hot water to let me put on my eyes. think it will worsen. my face skin starts to crack alittle. need moisturer.

All rumors of expensive london is not true! ok lar.... if u compare to singapore, of course its expensive ! if compared to aussie, acually its cheaper!! a meal cost abt 5-6 SGD , brisbane at least 8-9 bucks. Richard Shave told me a way to save more money ! cook frozen food!!! 1 meal 1 pound! 1 pound !! can u believe it!.. it is cheaper than aussie by like 10 times!!

today no time to shop but i heard the clothes are cheaper than singapore!.. crazy rite!

WTF?!

2009-10-18T00:02:00.001+08:00

liverpool lost because of 1 shitty balloon?!@#!@$!@%!@%!@#$!!!

WTF wTF WTFWTF!!@#!@%$!#%!@$%@!#%#!%#%!#%!$2141235!@$@!$!@#$

eileen just found out teh reason why she failed..... CARKEET PUT IN THE WRONG RESULTS!!!??@!#@!$!@%!%!@#$

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF@!$!%$^@%$&#^^%&*^(*^&(%^&$#Q@%$^@&#*^(&*)(^*%$#@$%$^&*(%^%

i need another miracle

2009-10-11T23:30:00.002+08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!... i actually pass my clinic first patient!!!!... OMG !!>.. if jesus is right here, i would just kiss him at least 1000 times n kiss Glenn 100 times for passing me....

honestly , how could i possibly pass is really beyond me... i have no idea how can i pass with so soooooo many commments on my sheet.....the only reason is GOD... to me , this is like the red sea parting... it totally saved my life!...

but eileen didnt get through.... that is also a HUGE HUGE shock!... how is it even possible i dont noe.... she got the best patient, the best clinician, the best skills of all of us!!... how can she fail?!!?!....SHOCKING!...seriously.... i have to fly to KG straightaway to console her... even PJ also pass.. n she failed?!@#>....

life is really full of ups n downs.... how depressed i m after my pharmaco n my prac exam... the dejected looking jay who dont even have the energy to do anything else but slp, eat n watch 24..... suddenly now it's back on!!!

i shdnt be too happy ... there is one more miracle to be made... i mean 1 more to e made by god.... just 1 more this tuesday.... i m against all odds now with andrew my tester.... the worst of all time..... success rate is less than 50%... GOD BLESS ME AGAIN

exams again!

2009-10-06T16:06:00.001+08:00

fuck man!!... every single wk i need to get fucking stress up abt sth!!. cant u gimme a fucking break!

2009-10-01T00:54:00.001+08:00

thank you god for not throwing my prayers into the junk mail...

jay the church boy

2009-09-27T17:11:00.007+08:00

my india plan have failed!!!... thanks to the crazy fluctuating prices of jetairways ... damn gay lor... 1 day can go 1k , the next 1.4.... now 2k!!!.... DAMN IT... end up i m buy etihad airways which gives me a free stopover in abu dhabi....den mayb take a budget flight to IRAN!!!... yes iran!!.. trip of a lifetime!!...

todae i went to church for the first time in like 1yr?!... seriously i cant remb the last time i went.... ok no excuses.. my fault.. but surprisingly the preaching hits me right in my heart again!! everytime i go to church... n that's onli less than 5 times a yr.... it will be the same thing... pastor would say things that are realli real n happening at that time!... it cant be a coincidence ...

today the pastor said that the most impt thing in the 10 commandments is love thy neighbor as urself.... he keep saying that for like 10 times in the whole session...

but IT IS tough to love a person who find faults in everyone, n gossip behind everyone.... strangely enuff, i m not too pissed off ...but not pissing off is one thing..... LOVING thy neighbor??!!

2009-09-24T00:05:00.002+08:00

i dont want to fail my prac exam....onli god can create a miracle now

HOHOHO

2009-09-18T22:17:00.004+08:00

Eye diseases slide exams are gone like fucking finally!!... woo hoo...time to enjoy myself a little more.... before another exam next tuesday :(

read kendrick's blog on leaving ppl with negative energy n stay with ppl who are filled with more fun, laughter n less backstabbing is realli so so so true!... i m sure many of us definitely would have met ppl who are too sensitive or too suspicious of ppl or simply have too much negativity in their lives!!... honestly most of such ppl are relatively nice and probably not their fault that they behave in such a way that pushes ppl away ..mayb they are just born n bought up this way....

when u meet these ppl , alarm bells shd ring.... dont hate them for sucking up ur positive energy though... life is not abt hating ppl or guarding against ppl.. life is abt fun, friends and laughter!!! and its coming from a fucking suay guy like me(though i hate to admit it)...hahahaha...

i m flying to embark on my europe trip on 27th nov , meeting n catching up with many friends who are exchanging there....n on 4th jan going to india on the way back home, backpacking alone.... for those who fear backpacking alone,u shd all try it!!. it's awesome... u get to meet new pppl n seriously give u new thoughts to ur life...on how things are in life and abt things that u cant control.... my burma trip taught me so much stuff!...vietnam , laos, phillipines, cambodia too!...every one country i went n every local u chat with(its way more meaningful than u just walk around places of interest) gives u a new perspective in life !! n of course all the tricks n spams u faced throughout everything...not to mention all the new friends u will make!

fuck pharmaco

2009-09-12T11:49:00.002+08:00

fcking chee bye!!!.... i neva had a fucking harder exam than this!!!... seriously... damn fucking hell hard.....

pharmacology shd just fucking hell go n die... learning all this fcking crap is useless!!... coz in the end i also cant use it... damn dumb rite.... that's y life sucks my shit...

david chen sent a fucking terrible email to most of us telling us abt he n peter are having a fight and all those crap.... SERIOUSLY pls go use ur brain!!... ur EQ is negative 100 issit...?!!! he even said that if peter comes, he will shut down e study session !!... crazy .. who wont even go for ur study session if u wrote such an email.... i m trying to be veri veri veri nice to him already but sometimes he shd bloody hell think of some stupid actions he do before he gets hated by the whole world....

STUPID PPL ARE PRICELESS becoz no one will ever buy them

banana peeling

2009-09-03T10:30:00.002+08:00

haizz.. sending off ppl is realli sianzz.... seeing one by one ur friends go back.... this has been my 6th sem!!! yes 6 sems already... can u believe it..... OMG... time flies like fuck.... sem by sem... u see ppl come n go... the feeling realli sucks.... friendship that has forged den after a while they gone back for go....

many of us still thinking of staying here or not....n seriously these are all the push factors ... pushing me back to singapore.... friends come n go n probably neva see them again... if ur emotionally not strong enuff, that is sooo fucking hard to cope... i have seen so many ppl crampling down after their gd friends fly back....this sucks but life must go on....

recently just watched finish season 1 of fringe... n it realli let me think of the ''de javu'' theory... every single step u make in life leads to another.... could there be another realm of life out there whereby u took another path besides the path u have chosen?

heaps of ppl going europe for exchange now.... n it makes me feel ''what if''..... what if i stayed at SMU... all my friends in singapore are here... none of them will fly off... always n always in my comfort zone.... no need to make new friends... no need to worry abt housing, food, work .... seriously u win some , u lose some... i still remember the times where i m sooo excited abt getting here n experiencing a new life n stuff... now how i wish i m back to the comfort zones.. a life with a car, a house, family, friends, thinking of exchange, and fun...

like a banana peeling off....

shit times ahead

2009-08-27T18:33:00.003+08:00

just when i tot all things are gonna get better....FUCK !!!! ANOTHER Suay shit happened!!...

the fucking bathroom's waterpipe of the house on top of mine burst!! for god's sake... and the water flows down straight from the ceiling top !!! MY whole fucking room is flooded!! yes flooded.... the water got soooo much that it goes into my mattress, spoiling it and sips and drenched the carpet!!!!!!!!!!!... the worst thing is the water is not the clear one!!... it's brown n has a color!!!! WTF...... it stinks too...

ok fine... the most i go stay in the living room and mayb can claim some insurance money... den i discovered that the rent doesnt include insurance!!! WTF.... lucky my laptop neva kanna... CCB .....fuck this shit....

but nvm... forget it... just fucking fix the room n let me get on with my life... n u noe what... another fuck happened!!!... insurance ppl say they will come in 24 hrs.. the next day , they say 48 hrs... in the next day they say they went to the wrong hse... the next day say the contractor doesnt do city jobs.... the next day say they do work on wkends... the next monday they say will ocme the next day... n now it's bloody friday again!!!!!!!!..... those bloody mother fuckers insurance ppl shd just go fuck themselves....i will personally shaft a wooden bat right up their fucking asses.... they made so many fucking excuses that they shd be given a prize for their creatvity!!! KNN...

so ppl this is bloody fucking aussie n i m fucking sick of this shit....

on the rag

2009-08-10T10:29:00.003+08:00

last friday when i go to work , nick my manager asked me in for a talk.... knn.... i knew it's not gng to be praises from him... TRUE ENUFF!!!

He said last wk when i m working with nat, i insulted her... like WTF?!??!! i didnt say anything!!! why would insult someone who i m gng to work with n my supervisor!!??!! HELLO... this is dumb... nevertheless, he told me to just apologize to her n let this matter rest... which is exactly what i wanted...

so Nat came to the shop n i apologized (for god knows what things i said).....n i asked her what did i say that insulted her.... she said i asked her if she's '' on the rag'' n she felt veri offended.. ON THE RAG??!!! WTF does that mean?? knn.. how can i scold or offend someone with words that i dont even know the meaning?!!??!! crazy right.... it's just like accusing an ang moh in singapore scolding chao chee bye or lan jiao kia or sth...which seriously they dont know what it means!!!... how unlucky can that be... i m sure Nat really heard me say that, but just use 5secs more to think abt it, n she would realise it's impossible for me to say that rite?!...haizzz

seriously when ppl say things cant get much lower, it fucking DOES!!!!!! it seems that things keep going against me during work n it has been soooo bloody stressful that i might just have to quit !!!! THIS REALLI SUCKS BALLS

aniwae... on a happy note... HAPPY BDAY SINGAPORE!!!... last nite show was great! the best in recent yrs ... GOOD ON YA MATE

living tuesday by tuesday

2009-07-29T22:43:00.002+08:00

WOOHOO tuesday is over!!! 1 nightmarish day over..... the incredible amt of stress of doing a patient on a tuesday early morning who might have glaucoma, diabetes or any other shit eye diseases is not fun!..... ok imagine that times 1 million ..coz i will be doing that for the next 40 years of my life....

EYESYESYESYYESYEYYAYSYYEAYYSASYESYEYAAS

Judas Owen

2009-07-26T22:56:00.002+08:00

owen the chee bye kia went to a chee bye club... great for him...

these few days have been shit... esp ysd... dun noe if i m been cursed or sth.... Nei nei pok...!!!! i seemed to have a midas touch for sueyness.... ysd i went to put back the toilet key at my workplace... den my wrist accidentally touches the door of the overall power box.... DEN THE DOOR DROPPED!!!! OMG OMG OMG...somehow or rather the power shuts down!! the whole shop is in complete darkness... lucky BRad came n reconnect the power.....

n just when i tot everything is fine..... the computer i m using suddenly DIED!!! YES DIED.... HARDWARE FAILURE.. DAMN IT SHIT.. n i have to be the one using it... BRAD WAS STUNNED , I WAS STUNNED... ALL THIS SHIT HAVE TO HAPPEN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON!!!n when i was using them?!!!! FUCK

now brad n nat will gonna be pissed with me more... after taking the 1 mth, extremely painfully expensive n tiring NZ trip, they all are pissed with me in screwing up the calendar( according to DC aniwae).... now this have to happen....

POLITICS ARE GAY

2009-05-05T12:01:00.002+08:00

stupid mexico swine flu... it realli sucks!!!... i m planning to go mexico den this damn swine flu came!!!.... last time also the fucking same time.... i want to go india den mumbai blast..... going thailand then the fucking riots.... oh well.... taht's life right?.... but i m sure god will balance the suayness with the good luck!!!....

n the good luck begins ..... i just got a job at optical superstore!!!...woohoo... fantastic man!!! real great... n i got the job in the city store which is even more shiok.... just 2 bus stops away and i can have a meal reimburstment of 24 bucks every fri nite.... which is just brillant... the pay is just great to0 !! abt 22 bucks each hr on wkdays n 26 on wkends!!! .... how shiok is it for a part time!!!.... but the main thing is the job requires a lot of knowledge of lens... which is just perfect training for me!!!.... start from the bottom... that's the way to go.... n the training cost fully subsidised by them.... how shiok....

though great, it means that i cant go around the world aGAIN!!!!... they dont allow us to take offs in dec till mid jan!! which means i go get the tix again!! damn... when can i do around the world shit!!! i realli want to do it!!... when i grad i also cant coz i will have placement or jobs already n i cant go on the trip again.......DAMN DAMN DAMN.... life is never prefect rite??? u get some u lose some.... oh well... i cant complain much cant it....

the good news goes on n on..... Owen is back....ahhaha... n get fucking thrashed by us !!!!!.. he thoroughly deserve this shit after his judas-like exit.... !!....go get stuck in ur bloody newcastle hole n rot to death.... though i realli dun mind if he comes back for free n play as a sub....
now it's time for manure to get whacked by city n arsenal n we are the champions!!

2009-04-05T02:28:00.002+08:00

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!... BENNY ONion scored!!!!!!!!!...woooooooohooooooooooooooo... 92.46 mins.... can u fucking believe this?!!!!!!..... WAH LAN.... seriously liverpool shd give all their fans free heart check-ups.... knn this is crazy!!!!!! why must everytime push u to ur tits bust den u show up the winner....?!!!!!!! ahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhha.... it's now 428 am n i fucking cant slp!!!!..... we are fucking back on track!!.... manure u better fucking watch out...

2009-03-08T21:21:00.002+08:00

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E..... mickey mouse!!!!!!!! mickey is back in town!!! that son of a bitch came back to my house, more specifically my room!!!... DAMN!... i search up n down for it but just cant fucking find him!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS HE???

ok i didnt physically saw him in my bed room but i found a few rat shit in on my carpet... RAT SHIT LEH ... confirm got rat/ rats rite?!!....i put the mouse trap he also dont eat the cheese... i also dunno wat to use liao.... it's isnt under the cardboard ... WHERE THE FUCK ARE U?!!!!!!

no time to actually catch him also... i got 9 to 5 classes every single fucking day ...... by the time i come home, i m sooo fucking tired n dark that even he dances in front of me on 2 hands i also cant be bothered to do anythingg....

i m having a fiancial crisis right now...no job , not much money left in my bank acc... disgusting... suddenly the optometry circle doesnt look so bright anymore...where does those jobs in my first yr went?!!!

SEXPO 2009

2009-03-01T21:02:00.002+08:00

it's a brand new sem!!!!!... dont noe shd be happy or not.... sianz that i have to start fighting a war soon! happy i have less than 20 mths den i get this fucking optom license already!!!!

finally my class got 1 singaporean! n singlish is no longer an extinct language in the class... plus she is damn pro in optom... work 4 yrs somemore... power... god -send to help us the weak links of class...

just came back from SEXPO again!! actually quite sianz la... exactly the same as last yr ... same freebies somemore...oh there is still the famous Picasso!.. the penis -painter!!!... as always... i think if he one day die, the art of penis-painting will be gone forever...!!

at least this year i get to take pic with a FUCKING WROLD FAMOUS PORN STAR!!.. OMG she is fucking slutty looking... n she took off her bra to take pic with us... her boobs are so round n huge that it is almost look like some NTUC watermelons... she signs some autographs for us n we had some small talk..

she is realli a damn cool ger la... she told us she is in the porn industry for abt 8 mths n she loves every min of it... can have sex, earn money n can travel around the world... last time she was a nurse n she wants to have some fun n experience of doing sth different! n there she goes!! a famous porn star...

ipod fuckffle

2009-01-29T16:06:00.002+08:00

ipod shuffle is FUCKED UP!!!... cant believe apple comes out with this shit product!! WTF!!! the dock keeps getting spoilt.... WTH!! i just touch it abit onli... the metal stick suppose to connect to the shuffle got bend!!! WTF!!!... it cost me abt 50 plus bucks to ge a new dock!! n my shuffle is onli 80 bucks!!!... WTH!!!

Apple u shd use ur fucking brains when design this shit dock... Now i m left with a red shuffle that cant be charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... WTF WTF....dickheads

dan shui

2009-01-11T15:48:00.002+08:00

ysd went to dan shui... it was a shit trip... seriously.. rain rain rain.... cold cold cold.... n a fucking stupid ah peh who almost kanna knocked by our bus blocking the whole fcuking traffic to demand payment from our bus driver... fucking lame...

the bus went up the hill n this fucking ah pek got down from his cab n pee in the middle of the road... at the turning pt somemore... like WTF!!??!!... our driver heng heng stop in time not to bang him.. den he dulan, keep cursing our bus with fast hokkien bad words that i m sure even dylan cant understand.. our bus driver of course didnt give in the dmads.. so that fucker blocked the whole traffci , refusing to let any car past n this cause a shit load of traffic jam.. KNN

post more later.... winnie's cb cat bite me again ..fuck

happy new yr!

2009-01-01T15:46:00.002+08:00

happy new yr everyone!!..

it seems that 2009 is great!!!... ended off a fantastic trip from the philippines den start it off with a trip to taiwan.... the only downside is probably the wonder of how my fucking water=proof camera got water into it@@@@@!!!!.. WTF

in iloilo, it was a king's life... u have everything in the house... room service, 24 room packing...2 cars, unlimited food on demand... unlimited amount of oysters n fishes... n a HOME CINEMA!!!.. YES a home cinema... damn kua zhang... aileen's place is fantastic... fit for a king.. these 10 days i dun even nee to do any laundry, any making of bed, even thinking of wat to eat...

now in taipei, damn cold n i have onli short pants... which is lame... in the whole airport, i m the onli stupid dumbass who doesnt have a jeans or long pants... food here is damn good... mee sua with pig intestines and iysters... n a fucking smelling tofu for dinner last nite...

OH i finally got my advanced diving license!!... which means now i can do wrecks ..haha... neva expect to be so easy... esp since the last time dive at hantu is a diaster...now i can effortlessly go down .. which is reali amazing... at the divesite the are also 2 koreans.. who are fucking funny!! on is a fat and a humpty dumpty look alike... he is sooo funny wuith all his crap englihs... theother is a muscleman who went to afghanistan for peacekeeping...he was one of the 305 koreans based in there... he told us.. everyday he was trained to kill!!...haha spot any suspect just whack...kill liao den talk...

i noe many methods that soldiers used to relieve their sexual desires, whichi s fucking funny some times.. like the navy,, they will catch octopus to suck thier dick.. so i ask the korean how h edeal woth it... OMG.. he told me the korean govt send them models to fuck!!!...WTF....WTF WTF...models to fuck?!!!! i ask him like 10 times if it's true.. n he swore his dick with it... OMG... i shd go volunteer to army for life!!!... WTH... SAF ARE U FUCKING HEARING THIS!!

Clark the shithole

2008-12-21T11:53:00.002+08:00

As i have mentioned earlier., the shit place has been delayed n i have to roam around the shit town of Angeles, home of the US clark airbase... this is the place whereby the americans come out of the airbase n fuck... just like almost every other place where they have a military presence.... it gave me no surprise at all to see all the americans here are males... absolutely no females....

this is a perfect haven for sex tourism... i think a billion times better than bangkok though the latter is often referred as the sex capital of the east... filipinos have mix blood. mainly of spanish or american ... just imagine Maggie Q walking around teh streets..... isolated alone from the SEA AIDS counterpart of cambodia, burma, vietnam, thailand... n this shitplace realli serves nothing much except as a filippino geylang... todae i went out of the hotel in search for food n fucking hell!!! i walked for almost 20 mins n all the shit i see was bars, clubs, models ktv(a new phrase i must admit), gay clubs and 24-hr ASIAN massage with heaps of neon lights... no street stalls, no food.. nothing@@!!... it as almost as if u have to fuck a ger before u can have some food@@@!!!!!!... WTF!!!... end up bo bian have to take a ''jeep'' -- there is no bus.....there is no cabs either..just ''trishaws''(motorbikes with a shelter ) and the jeep... i ahve to go to a shooping mall whihc is almost a 10 mins ride to reach to have w/o extra services...

actually this shopping mall also chui one... todae is a SUNDAY!! but there is no crowds... not much angmohs also.. mainly locals... the shopping was horrible... so wulu brands that i think only mayb kampong malaysians will buy... cheap though.. the most exp jeans cost like 50SGD?? ...n there is nothing esle i can do!!!!! HELP@@@@@@@@@@!! WTF can i do in the next 6 hrs in this mall so i can have my dinner n get back to hotel!!!!... WTF can i do for 12 hrs in this shithole before i get back to watch Liverpool vs Arsenal.!!!!??!!!!

Cornflakes

2008-12-19T19:43:00.002+08:00

thailand finally has its first riots after the elections!!... waiting for quite some time liao... the organizers realli not efficient... Chiang Rai got the first riots but not due to the election though... it's abt the shit low prices of corn....

it's freaking amazing wat thai ppl can come up with... ideas which realli amaze me... to protest against the low prices of corn n to deter ppl from using the road , they use corns to block the roads!!!... how fucking smart!!... thousands of corns spread across the whole road!! pls singapore garment can u have a look at how smart they are at deterring ppl from using the roads...???? put so many ERPs for fuck sia... still everyday kanna jam.. Cambridge Scholars vs Cornflakes Farmers... doesnt seem to me they are much smarter... the onli difference mayb is that the farmer earn less than half a million baht in their lifetime n the MPs earn abt 1 million a yr... next time want to deter ppl use the road, buy 1000s of kellog's cornflakes n zham on the CTE, PIE lor... sure no one will use the road one... becoz kiasu singaporeans sure flood there to pick up the free cornflakes n no one can drive through...

2 days ago i went for the Golden triangle!!... WAH LAN LEH...FUCKING FUCKING SCAM!!!... super scammy scam!!... go down there was expecting some opium flowers or plantation like those seen in andy lau movie n america gangster but GOT NOTHING!!!!... onli got 1 fucking smelly mekong river... even that i have to pay 300 baht to sit on it....WTF... if not i have to wait at 1 barrren land for 1 hr... damn fucking scammy... the worst thing is the boat brought us to this small fucking laos island that has NOTHING AGAIN!!!... all souvenirs shops!!... WTH.... n we have to pay 20 baht ''bribing'' fees to allow us to ''go'' to laos without passport.... fucking cheaters... so no opium, no druglord... onli a fucking smelly river that cost me almost 70SGD n a 8 hr bus ride..

incredible journey in thailand is coming to an end tml... where i will head to a fucking shit hole call clark... somehow this journey to phillipines is so full of diasters that i just dont feel like going anymore... but aileen already booked everything for me already... sibe paiseh not to go... hope everything turns out fine... gng to a SPA now(those w/o happy ending)... the thai gers here are realli fucking hot... but too bad.. as the saying goes, '' if u open up the thai gers' legs, u open urself to fucking heaps of diseases''.... there is a reason why there is so many monks...

the red wave

2008-12-17T13:12:00.002+08:00

the new PM is out!!..as expected, it's pro-yellow, pro-rich PM... has a fucking dumb name.. called mr pepsi or something like dat...

my guesthouse owner stella just donated a huge sum of money to the protesters to take bus from chiang mai down to bangkok... apparently determined to make it the biggest thailand ever seen ... honestly though i dont realli like protests, esp those that would destroy the airport ...those fucking stupid ppl... but when u look at the previous protest, it's bloody obvious that it's an organised crime by those fuckig rich bastards.... imagine 8 days of food for 8000 ppl!!... that would be hundreds of tonnes of food!!!!!! water, hp chargers and even massage for all the protestors!!... n the loss of pay leh?? where they can afford??.. u are toking abt thailand leh... not some rich europe western country!!... where does the fucking money come from??@@!!... seriously i hate the yellow ... bloody tossers n bad losers... keep losing the election den go protest say the ppl who vote are stupid beccause they didnt study enough... hey stupid idiots, are u saying ur moms,dads, grandparents are are fucking idiots?!!...

leaving for BKK on the 20th morning... i m not too sure WTF cebu is doing.. it's the most scary airline.. they can bastardly delay flights like changing underwear... n since my mum paid cash in the head office and neva provide email, there is fucking no way i can noe if they have delay their flights... i hate this!!.. fuck Cebu... seriously it is what its name suggested.. Cebu== dead woman!!

chiang mai

2008-12-13T16:52:00.002+08:00

i seriously dunno what m i thinking.... after a crazy.. literally butt busting road trip down from siem reap to bangkok, i embark on a equally sicko trip from bangkok to chiang mai on a fucking train!!.... 14 hrs plus 14 hrs.... i have barely enuff time to have my dinner in between... n 28 hrs of travel!!!.... gd experience though... met an uncle who i think is fucking rich... got a driver to fetch them around in bangkok.....

the road trip down from siem reap down to bangkok is not take disgusting leh... unlike what most ang mohjs said it to be... mayb i have been worse... or mayb the ang mohs are more ah gua than the ba poks in thailand.. it's fucking long thouihg... my butt almost burst and i have to switch my seating to concentrate the ''power'' to different parts of the butt at different intervals to prevent it from exploding... at the border of Piopet , it is also0 not that bad leh... only one fucker cambodian or thai little child tried to stuick her finger into my pocket n i caught her in the act.. but inside got nothing lar... onli 1 stupid receipt for my bus....WRONG TARGET GER... next time go target some stupid ang mohs can?

chiang mai train ride is much easier.... huge seats, ,gd beds... the onli downside is the sighting of a teenager cockroach roaming around my seat... but the devoted buhddist uncle sitting opposite me refused to kill it.. so i let the matter rest... he keep telling me of his buhddist teachings and denouncing jesus... but i was to tired to indulge into a debate of religion... whatever man... to each his own... seriously the only way we could know which is truely true is when we die rite? but when we die, does it really matter anymore?

now in the chiangmai's MBK shopping mall... almost like a Takka... i m pretty sure it's opened by a Singaporean.. just like the fantastic backpackers i m staying now.... there's a UOB and a kopi tiam like food court.... plus the toilet seats no water spray to spray ur ass... All buhddists and muslims need to spray ass after shitting to be considered clean.. n the toilets doesnt have it here... but it's fucking clean, security tight... the whole design is really like far east and takka combined...they even have a band downstairs playing xmas songs all day long...

long live the King JJ

Angkor Wat

2008-12-11T16:14:00.002+08:00

reached cambodia for abt 3 days already... pretty gd place honestly... but things are not as chaeap as expected...a meal here copst abt 4usd... unless ueat the street food.... which cost u 2 USD as a tourist price...it's my first leg of the trip so i have to eat pretty food...

ysd and todae wentto the angkor wat.... it was FUCKING awesome.... just like most of the ang mohswho went to it also... didnt managedto go for the sunsetor sunrise... sunrise because i have topay 3 bucks more and sunset becoz i simply cant last form 7am to 7 pm walking up n down heaps n heaps of temples that sems to be exactly the same to me....

ysd lunch was fucked up... FUCKING fuckedup!!!!!!!!!.... damn fucking angry my tuk tuk driver drove me there... fucing obvious he is getting a free lunch or at a fucking huge discount.... the restaurant menu is full of ''time to kill this stupid idiot tourist '' price... CCB!!... the freshly ''sqeeze u to ur pits squeak'' orange juhice cost a massive 3.20 SGD!!!..spring ''mr robert goh'' rolls cost 7sgd for fucking 4 piece... worse than brisbane price... and a plate of fucking small maggi me with 3 pieces of chicken is 7 SGD... sexy huh?! n i ahveto eait almost for almost 30 mins before anything arrived...

tml i m going to bangkok... seemingly through the famous hellish ride from siem reap... it is often referred as the worst ride in SEAsia which onli 40 or 60 kms but will take a fucking 6 hrs!!... 10kmper hr????... icould take the easy way out by just flying over... but WAH LAU how can i fucking missthis ride!!!.... experience of a life time man!!!... the lorry ride up the yong yap mountain was bad... the 18hr ride from Hoi an to Hanoi was gay... now a new challedge arrives!!!....

changmai here i come!!!.. seriously i realli want to contact Donna but somehow she is gone!!... hope she's not affected by the stupid thai riots

begining of a journey

2008-12-08T21:31:00.002+08:00

in 5 hrs time, i leaving on a journey that is the longest so far...46 days solo trip to the cambodia, thailand, phillipines and taiwan.. not exactly solo lar... coz i m meeting winnie in taiwan... things are getting messier and messier...

thailand , needless to say is the worst of the lot... the roits before and the riots that are soon to be is a bloody fucking nuisance .... if they delay my flight or even worse... failed to let all tourists out of the ucking country, all my travel plans are SCREWED... but also becoz of the riots, i have the money to stay at a 3.5 star hotel instead of a cheap backpackers... now the price almost drop to half price for all the hotels and it's just 36 bucks!! n to mention the clothes n stuff i can buy there at a cheap price.....

i m taking a plane call SEAIR for internal flights in phillipines from clark to boracay.... n it's nicknamed ''flying coffins'' by the locals.... thanx for that aileen for telling me AFTER i booked the flights... it's damn gay to sitsuch shit airplanes...... i got experience in those shitty planes before.... Laos airline, Vanuatu air and now this... they neva fail to force me to pray to jesus for safety...

hopefully everything will be fine.... n God bless JJ

A suay thing must happen

2008-11-30T07:23:00.002+08:00

it seems like if a trip doesnt have some shit events, it doesnt realli count as a Jay's trip!!.... KNNNNNNNNNNNNNKNKNNNNNNNN!!!!... of all the fucking ships in the world, the cruise i was embarking on have to save some fucking idiots who are stranded in the fucking pacific.... like WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!.. what are the fucking chances of that??... i fucking huge cruise of more than 4k of ppl go n rescue a bloody 5 men sailors... n of all ships, it just nice have to be our ship ? n thanx for that , the whole cruise itinerary changes as we are fucking delayed for 24 hrs!...

so now we do not get to travel to vanuatu n lifou islands.... which is a bloody shame.... it suppose to be the 2 most beautiful locations in the whole trip n it's bloody gone.. i have been to vanuatu before liao la so not much of a loss for me , but for mei, jess n ray, it's a huge huge huge loss....

we do get to noumea of new caledonia though.... BUT IT WAS CRAP!!!!!!!! it's like a third world nation with a first world price..... can u imagine a MACDONALDS BURGER, without ANY meal cost u 9AUD!!! 9 fucking bucks for a burger??!!! the only place i saw that kind of fucking price is in Swiss airport ... WTF la.... the whole city is dirty n disgusting n old... n yet they charge 9 bucks for a burger...?? ray bought a bowl of beef noodles for a whopping 20 bucks...... i was pretty hungry too... but freaking 20 bucks for some noodles at a KOPI tiam at the most lousy location in the city ....

nevertheless, the trip was pretty fun!.. the amount i paid for the trip even without the 2 places are simply worth it just for the services alone... the crew realli looked in to the smallest detail for the passengers and were always smiling.... the food was fantastic!! buffets for breakfast n lunch.... Fine dining for dinner... and everyday there's plays for u to watch!...some interesting stuff like the Art auctions are also there... gym , jazzcuzi , swimming n unlimited room service... 6 nites for a whopping 500 plus!!...

DONE!

2008-11-14T23:49:00.003+08:00

all exams are gone for 1 day already.. but that 1 day seems soooo sooo long n it's damn shiok!.. oh well not that shiok todae...

i was suppose to go caboolture todae to see the oldies town which is reali cool ..but i cant find my road directory !!!... WTF is it?!... so i just chiong into the website , get the written directions n chiong there... but if u fail to plan, u plan to fail!!! KNN... we got fucking lost for 2 hrs!!... n end up detouring back to brisbane... shit

it realli helps if there no one at the back who kpkb , everytime i make a wrong turn or move , he will keep pouring cold water on u n it realli fucking piss me off...it's not as if i want to be lost lar!..KNN.. just shut ur mouth if u hav nothing gd to say...me n dylan were like getting more n more pissed n dulan over the map n all he does was giving some sarcastic remarks...

seriously i m usually pretty fine with those remarks...but when u are pissed n dulan n someone else down there onli noes how to kp, u noe there's a huge problem... i m always a firm believer of no-politics friendship... esp among guys... i absolutely hate it... eh we are guys leh... can u dont toi toi mo mo backstab ppl?!... just say it out lar...u not happy , shoot it out... dont be a ahgua ahgua.. like dat how sianzzz

i m having a durian party this sunday nite!!!... n monday i m flying off to sydney... life's getting better i hope... this exam period has been fucked up n i m fucking glad life's back to normal... 1st dec is the huge day now... if i fail , dat's it ... byebye to the Carebear nation

BIG 3

2008-11-09T19:42:00.002+08:00

all the big three gone!... wat a fucking relief..... finally back to normal life again... where there is no guilt which grey's anatomy, private practise, house, heroes, fringe, terminator n just chilling out...

not too sure if i pass my visual not... that andrew zele realli live up to his fucker name.... it appears that all andrews are fucked up... Andrew in my secondary sch is a fucking bastard, one andrew in SMU also fucked up.... in brisbane there is 1 andrew in the church grp that is siao siao one... 2 andrews in my faculty who are fucked up...

speaking of names...haha... i realli think a name will realli have a huge impact on ur first impression... like a name like Silvia or Britney makes u think they are sexy even though u neva see them before... i remember this event when i was in JC... there is a game whereby ur senior class will write to the junior class... call the angel-mortal game ...n u will onli get to write to the opposite sex... den i got some funny name call bee hoon or bee sth ....cant remember... n chee you got a name call Fiona..fiona leh... fiona xie... huge boobs ,cute voice come to my mind den i insist on changing with him....hahah... somehow i dunno why he change with me.... den fucking end up fiona is an indian! i dont mean to be a racist here but fiona xie look-alike and an india do have nothing much in common!!... n the bee hoon is the hottest chick in that class!!... OMG i totally stunned... n the worst thing is chee you sabo me n tell her how he got her as his angel....hahahaha...how embarrassing !!!..

shit do come in lumps

2008-11-02T10:10:00.003+08:00

ok this is seriously one of the most pressurizing shit of my life.... almost as bad as the a levels... at least A-lvls u got a few mths to prepare if u noe u are fucked up... but in uni ... U ARE FUCKED!!!...

i just cant memorize the freaking incredible amount of info i realli fucking pissed off with myself... WTF is wrong wif me!!!... has army made me stupid or wat.... HOW CAN I NOT MEMORISE THEM>>!!!!!!!!!! o levels n a levels .u need mayb a few days to finish 1 subject n now i need a few days to finish 1 topic!!... WTFWTFWTF...

i realli cant fail this or esle i m fucked... i cant take any subject next yr , which means i have to camp back in singapore for the next 1/2 yr(good or bad??!!)....n of course the fucking embarrassing shit of being with jessica in the same class.... damn it .... THAT IS SHIT.... n asking the ppl for formal report .... THAT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!....

when u go to toilet, u dont expect all the shit to come at 1 lump... u expects lumps of them together!!!... that stupid old jikok peh uncle stole my clothes!!... WTF... he said someone put there to sun for ages n no one collects it so he went n took it n WEAR IT... OMFG... does he have a fucking brain or wat...he not onli took 1, he took 4 of my t-shirts n 1 of my towel!!... WTF is he thinking... some fucking pervert who took ppl clothes home n smell them?!!..... he still have the face to wear my t-shirt in front of me!!.. forget it.. i dont want them back either... coz he has some funny skin diseases that had his skin pop up alot of pimples... like those AIDS kind.. so take it as i gave it to salvation army...

this wk has been shit... i cant study at all... info just cant get into my brain... WTF are u doing my brain... TIME TO WAKE UP

Dou Ji Yan aka Lazy Eye

2008-10-25T22:33:00.002+08:00

ysd had a gathering wif minister teo and an indian lady MP call Indranee Rajah... n i fucking underdressed again!...

i went to the hotel in a shirt and normal pants lor... i think shd be fine wat since it's only a small dinner buffet.... BUT WTF... everyone go there wear tie and suit!!!.... only the waiters dont wear suit...SHIT... as if it's not bad enough, Kok Wee of the PM office asks all the presidents of the clubs to welcome Minister Teo Chee Hean at the front door!... OMG... ferdie and andrew foo all have suits n i looked like a lame waiter...

but he is damn nice though.. allowing us to take photos with him rounds after rounds like he is some koala bear... realli lor... everyone swarm to take photo wif him, n he just stand there, smiling and standing still for more than 30 mins!... incredible!...i feel so bad for him!! even koalas cant stand still that long... amazing .... super nice guy.. muz be cursing us when he got back to hotel...

i think i failed my subjective refraction practical exam... damn!!.... that bastard A C.a.r.k .e.e.t(done so he wont accidentally google n see this entry).... gave me a fucking high cyl!! n of all ppl chose Holly as my patient!... she has some weirdo eyes that even her optom have trouble with... DAMN DAMN DAMN...no wonder what i do , i cant get any reasonable response... i was like totally stunned by what i have done in the mid of the exam but i act normal n anyhow give the axis... shit i m fucked...

Ah shuang became damn pissed off with some of the ppl in our class esp anny the bunny n gang... shuang took the effort to go uni and scan the last yr copies to all of us and found out that anny they all have it already n not sharing!!.. ok where is that Carebear attitude?!!

Carebears

2008-10-20T20:12:00.002+08:00

brisbane is full of nice nice angmohs... n i specially mention ang mohs, asians (me included) are really super kiasu , kiasi and die die dont let ppl take any little advantage out of us....

today is the 3rd time i receive a free parking coupon from an ang moh who drove out of the car park n pass me her daily parking ticket!... they are seriously how nice lar... n when u parallel park, they REALLI will wait down there like some idiots .... i mean REALLI REALLI WAIT THERE... even if u takes horribly long.... OMG... imagine u do that in Geylang... u will get fucked if u cant park in 10 secs... YES FUCKED!!!!!!... even when i park outside the prata place near my hse i also kanna horned for parking for than 10 secs...n also when i illegal u-turn, ppl actually brake for me to u-turn!!...WTF??!?!!!........ Ppl here also put newspapers in the bus or train to let the next passenger read after they are done... HOW NICE!!!... in singapore u buy newpaper or ST, finish liao , die die also bring home to WRAP VEGIE!!!

hahahah... it realli makes me think that i m living in the world of CAREBEARS... where everyone loves everyone n everyone helps everyone... how nice!!... i kinda like brisbane now ... not as dull as it seems to be... go everywhere also can find ppl who would help... just like the world of carebears....

I want to be a Care Bear
Oh it’ll be so great when I’m a Care Bear
I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I want to be a Care Bear like you… You do?

I’d be like Funshine and make the sun shine
I’d have a heart live Love-a-lot
I’d be like Wish Bear and always be there
We’d be the luckiest bears in Care-a-lot

I want to be a Care Bear and fill the world of love
To be a Care Bear is what I’m dreaming of
We’d make a great pair
We’ll stick together through and through… like glue
I don’t want to be a cook or a fireman
Don’t want to play trombone in a marching band

I just want to be a Care Bear like you
Just want to be a Care Bear

prac time

2008-10-19T23:34:00.003+08:00

next thursday is my prac exam!.. fucking fast... everytime during prac class i always fool around n now i m paying for it... SHIT

n exams are around the corner abt 1 wk after the prac n seriously this time is FULL ON!... last yr i can still slack slack slack coz if i fail i can jolly well fuck care brisbane n fly back to SMU... but now too late le!! half the course is done n i die die have to continue this shit...

winnie has gone back to taiwan and now it goes back to the stone age in my room... clothes are washed fortnightly if not at all, papers and towels are everywhere... have to cook my own food or spend heaps dining out... ARGH!!!

life's fucking hectic but i have to entertain one of the biggest n most powerful minister to come to brisbane... our beloved MR TEO CHEE HEAN.... seriously i hope he would come at a better time... come at 1 wk before the exams... luckily this time i dont need to organise any shit... just need to have a gathering dinner with him...

this is fucking GAY GAY GAY!!!... have to pass all those shit before i can set off for my holis!!... everything have been planned nicely liao... 17- 20th nov : sdyney....22-29th nov Cruise to new caledonia, fiji and vanuatu.....9th dec-31 dec : cambodia, thailand, philippines....1st Jan : taiwan.... 3 feb : EPIC ROADTRIP FROM DARWIN TO ADELAIDE!!! woohoo... exciting times ahead if i fucking pass this shit.... GOD BLESS JJ....

the shooting arrow AGM

2008-08-17T01:25:00.003+08:00

long time since i update liao... school has been sick man!... i think the workload now is comparable to SMU liao... with all the clinic work and patients follow up... n all the screwed up reports i have to research on... n now i m elected as the president of singapore students association of my uni...

todae i was invited to the AGM of the Queensland Chinese Forum as my club got 1 vote to elect the new president... the person who drove me there said there will be a treat of intense battle of wits and political tension in the boardroom later... n HOW FUCKING RIGHT IS HE MAN!..

the huge boardroom is filled with ah peks and aunties.. the onli young ones are me n the UQ president ...it's super professional... everyone sits on the kind of chairman chair n there is a kopi-boy there to serve us drinks n photocopy stuff... then there is a guy who came out to speak abt the amendment of the constitution that kind of stuff, TOTALLY NOT TAT KIND of election or AGM i have seen in QUT or SMU... n freaking sibe political...

Everyone there smile at each other but behind the back, everyone is stabbing everyone , trying to outguess n outwit everyone...every word they spoke seems like a bloody arrow... seriously i feel like a small prawn in a pool of lobsters !!...the aura there is sibe imposing... all of them are rich biz ppl driving mercedes n bmws and i m such an idiot who thinks this forum is like for fun one... i just wear a jumper n jeans n EVERYONE wears suit n tie... even the kopi-boy wears a long-sleeve shirt with a vest...honestly speaking, it was a damn fucking eye-opener

every motion they said had to be seconded by someone n every association gets to 1 vote.. damn professional... n everyone is in cliques (except me of course)... the guy who i voted to tells me that deals are made underneath the table to make sure he gets the votes needed... but in the end somehow everyone turned against him!!... OMG... HOW MUCH BACKSTABBING IS THERE>?!!!.... this is wat u call the REAL WORLD POLITICS!!... u neva know who's ur foes and friends n fucking thank god i m onli a small prawn... the guy wanted me to be the assistant secretary someone if he got elected... nei nei... wanna sabo me... put in the firing line...

it has been a huge eye-opener man... i think i learn more abt politics , backstabbing and kill with a smile tactics in that AGM that i have EVER seen in my life

oh he's cute ,not that kind u see in singapore

2008-06-23T23:53:00.003+08:00

juz got back from Cairns!!... OMG.. u will not believe how backwards it is!.. i tot it's an very advanced city with tons of jap babes around....only the latter part was right ...

so far in aussie i have only been to Sydney, some parts of NSW, gold coast, melbourne and of course brisbane so i was thinking'' oh so aussie not that backward la''....... OMG they are not kidding when they say'' Only Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are the REAL cities''.... in cairns, u hardly see ANY high rise buildings... kinda weird for a city of its stature.. Winnie told me Perth and other places are worse...OK..........no wonder OPSM is offering almost 10grand per mth just for us to work in perth,darwin or adelaide...! seriously now i know how gd city life is... really... in Singapore, u take for granted that an ambulance will come almost immediately after dialing 995... in the bloody suburbs, i doubt u can EVER get medical help in time...since mayb the whole town only has 1 or 2 doctors... n tat's nuts! even in brisbane , u go to E n E, u may take hrs juz to see the doc! WTF rite?!

aniwae luckily i went to cairns n going fiji tomolo that i escape the responsibility of catching the bloody fucking rat that appear in my kitchen.... RAT leh RAT!!! fuck man!! neva in my life have i seen or even expect such a situation... juz imagine 1 day u open ur cardboard n the bloody fucking rat is chewing ur clothes and its pee and shit in ur underwear and u dunno n wear them!...''YUM YUM YUM, ur clothes are delicious and ur underwear are great toilet bowls:) ''
disgusting rite...bought some rat posion that look like some cheese to bait that bastard(n hopefully only bastard, not bastards) out ...n thank god i m not the one who's gona clear the carcass... to think Fabian even tot it's cute ..''OH the rat is very small only... not like those u see in Singapore kind leh....quite cute in fact''...OMFG... i almost faint when i heard that...

*lastest news!... juz 5 mins ago , we found out where the fuck that dickhead lives already!... it lives in our oven and stove!! OMG. HOW THE FUCK HE GET IN THERE! n he has been living there for ages!! which means all his shit n pee all inside... i already put 2 'cheese'' near his nest... hopefully he grabs them and hopefully he's the only one around...

2008-06-04T23:09:00.002+08:00

crap news again!!!...stop here if u dont want to read my relentless ranting...

it seems that if bad luck grabs u, they stuck to u as if their lives depend on it , like a fucking bloody leech... following last wk suayness, my application to overseas exchange failed!!!...ARGH!!!...no more watching liverpool at Anfield, no more going sweden , no more staying in canada and no more touring S.America.... the school told me that the laws from the different nations dont allow me to go for an exchange, plus the fact that this is the first time a student from optometry actually wans to go for exchange(WTF) so they are not really sure what to do...the laws in US and Canada requires a post-grad to do optom, Europe consider optom as a medical degree plus it's a 3 yr course instead of 4 so the modules are different, even Hong Kong has has some problems i can only take 2 or 3 modules instead of 4 that i require to complete in 1 sem, which means i haf to grad 1 more yr later...

SO here i m ... screwing myself in Aussie's most livable city....n my friend who can go for exchange in many other places cant wait to come over to get screwed at one of Aussie's most boring cities, Adelaide... Ironic eh?! Wld have pull her face till her head explode , bite off her hands to grab the chance, but there she goes n wasted it on ''even locals dont go there'' Adelaide ... how cool is that....

u look like a screwdriver---go screw urself

2008-05-31T19:00:00.002+08:00

My practical exam is at 10am ysd

but somehow i remembered it to be at 2pm!!!! so i woke up at 1130 thinking of going to school early to study for the prac... when i woke up n check the school email i discovered that it's at 10!!!! OMG.... u can neva imagine how horrified i m... i chiong to uni in my pajamas ,drove at 120km/hr and run like i neva ran before..... n by the time i reached school, my my classmates came out already... i totally stunned.... if i fail this, not onli did i fail the module , i fail the entire course this sem coz all of them are co-requisites for next sem stuff!!!... so now i haf 2 bloody choices..... FAKE SICK , get MC or walk in now n beg for forgiveness...

i chose the latter.... luckily....

the prof was sooo nice!!...OMG!! i tot i m totally screwed but he says, '' oh well if u dont mind me eating my lunch in the lab , i could wait 2 hrs for u...'' OMG OMG OMG... at tat moment he looked like Jesus reborn !! i couldnt believe my luck... 2 bloody fucking hrs late and he let me still do the prac!!...

he told me to sit down, catch my breath n drink some water and tell him when i m ready for the exam... WAH LAN ... he's probably the nicest prof u could ever ever ever meet...if i were him, i will juz tell the student to juz screw himself for being fucking 2 hrs late.... not onli tat... i pon his 8am lecture(tat explains why all of my coursemates are in the lab except me) so for him not to fail me is nothing short of a miracle...

SO there i m ... sat down , relaxing ,drinking some water... DEN ANOTHER FUCKING SUAY THING HAPPEN!!! the red bull that i bought last nite broke!!! n it spilled all over my notes!!! including my cheat sheet !!! FUCK! i didnt have time to study n i bloody need that sheet n now it's gone..n my pencil case got tat stinking lingering red bull smell ... HOW FUCKING SUAY CAN U GET IN A DAY....

2008-05-06T13:56:00.002+08:00

Wah Lan leh!... for those who didnt read the news recently, Myanmar is being hit by a huge cyclone that kills more than 10,000 people already... oh my god... seriously this country is damn freaking suay....

last yr september the junta killed sooo many monks n burmese n the people barely recovered from its effect, esp the tourism industry, now it kanna this cyclone... how suay is this?!

i muz be damn freaking lucky honestly... if i had stayed in SMU instead of coming to QUT, i would haf made the trip to Burma during this summer holidays instead of January!... n the places that are the most hit are the places that i have been to!!... esp near the famous Irrawaddy delta n i will be probably killed... the junta neva warned the ppl AT ALL!!...even those living right in the heart of the city! WTF!!!! n since there are no handphones or even decent phones ard with a huge shortage food around, even if i wasnt drowned, i would haf starved to death already. N no one in the world would ever know where i died or what's exactly going on... it's like u disappear from the surface of the world suddenly!

mayb that's the reason why god wants me to come QUT.

2008-05-02T21:12:00.002+08:00

in the end , my anatomy assignment still screwed up!!!... my assignment got a big fat zero!.... chao chee bye to the bloody chee bye mother fucker in my group...... i dunno WTF he is doing by plagiarizing 3 WHOLE FUCKING PAGES out of our 9 pages assignment..!!!! now not only we get zero(which is ten times worse than juz failing the assignment), our record will also be in the school database!!! CCB.... the prof warned us if we got caught again, we may be even fired from the school..... CCB!!!..... now i hate viets even more.... neva been a huge fan of the cunning n stupid viets when i went vietnam n now i will neva be one....

seriously that son of a bitch shd juz die..... is he thinking our prof is an idiot or wat... u copy n paste 2000 words without EVEN PARAPHRASING!!! n didnt even give ANY reference... n now my grp is being labeled ''copy n paste grp''.... thanx a lot ... n if i didnt ace my mid sem , which is bloody hell next wk n my final exam, i will haf to repeat this bloody subject..... n by repeating , i haf to stop school for a yr coz next sem stuff i cant participate until i finish all of this sem stuff !!.. n this subject is once a yr!!!.. n all the visa shit problems comes into play.... THANX U BLOODY CB!!

seriously WTF God is doing?!!... bastards get the girls, we got punished together with this mother fucker and liverpool lost to chelsea... R u blind?!!! God u need to see an optometrist....

2008-04-29T21:23:00.000+08:00

BUT GOD I STILL BELIEVE IN U......pls save me from anatomy ....

DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!

2008-04-28T10:36:00.004+08:00

S and T broke up , G n S also broke up......n u hear a veri veri familiar story.....

''He is very very nice BUT.........'' versus ''I noe he's a jerk n he fucks ard before BUT he WILL CHANGE for me''....

hahahhhha... both broke up wif their ''nice guy'' bfs n end up wif an asshole... this is THE REAL WORLD !!.... NICE GUYS DIE FIRST n EVil rulez!! so guys it's time to wake up ur idea!!....the onli time a nice guy can get a ger is when she got screwed n dumped by the jerk n u wait by the phone to pick up the pieces... tat's the onli time she will be wif u ...UNTIL the next jerk comes along.... or mayb she had ALL the fun with the jerks already n she feels like settling down den u get her...

we are living in the world whereby , according to the Bible, Jesus got screwed(literally) on a cross n die while the serpent is still exists ever since the Garden of Eden(with millions of descendants) !! DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!

for the gers who dont believe , go look ard n see how many of ur friends (or even u urself) are in love wif jerks before n how many much nicer guys u or they haf rejected or broke off wif.... for the guys, if u STILL dont get it, it's time u book a flight tix to Tokyo n camp at the Disneyland toilet... maybe someday a princess who looked like a Jap porn star will come to the toilet n marry u juz coz u are a nice guy:)

jesus christ!

2008-04-27T22:26:00.003+08:00

looking at the new 7 wonders of the world n saw this image...

Jesus is Truly enLIGHTeNING

2008-04-26T23:00:00.002+08:00

juz came back from GOLD coast last wk!!!.... it was awesome trip wif winnie ! except the fact i had a veri terrible diarrhea....

first day we went to eat the super famous Yatala Pies upon the advice of the lame queen brena... we die die also dont eat at home though we are freaking hungry to drive to tat ulu ulu place ...den we waited damn freaking long for juz 2 meat pies... n worse.... the pies are CRAP!!!! in fact i suspect my diarrhea come from those pies! not to mention it's freaking expensive....

next we went to Harbortown to grab some last min shopping before we head to the Jupitors CAsino... ok i wasnt suppose to gamble as my dad refuses to send any money over due to the extremely high exchange rate n now my finance is realli crap... but i juz could nt resist seeing those idiots playing blackjack n simply dont noe how to play n keep losing... BTW i saw QianHao!.....HAHAHAHAHAH....super qiao... neva see him for yrs den suddenly he comes to sdyney for exchange n went up to gold coast !!... seriously didnt expect to see him.... SO there is still some dumb ppl who realli come to Aussie for exchange !!! at least it's sdyney la.. still quite ok...

the next day was the BEST man!... we went to SeaWorld n had this super expensive helicopter ride.... 10 mins for a whopping 200 bucks !!. but OMG the view is incredible and seriously an once in a lifetime experience... at nite we went for another SUPER DUPER expensive dinner that cost us 120AUD EACH.... there are a lot of performances by those outback people n seriously it's not that bad... the food is pretty gd too!!... but for 120 leh... u expect nothing but the best stuff do u?!

BTW anyone has a sony camera?!!! Winnie stupidly left her USB cable in Taiwan!! urgh... n all my photos are with her n all she does when i ask her to burn a copy for me is to give me a stupid face

CCHSM

2008-04-14T23:59:00.003+08:00

it has DAMN long since i worked so bloody hard... it almost reminds me of the SMU days... camping at the library ysd... YES mugging in library in Brisbane is a SIN!!! camping there deserves to be sent to the 18th level of hell....

seen the pics of Pam n co going back to CCHS... wow... how long is dat man!...seriously, it seems juz like ysd when they tricked me into joining their stupid '' OLD FATHER WILLIAM'' poem shit... n of course the unforgettable Sheila event which i got slapped for the first n onli time in my life... Sooooooo many memories..... tat time i went back, the leaders of the scouts are the juniors of my juniors n the yr 1 noobs are being treated to the ''haunted'' hse ... hahahha.... it's sooo fun to see the 12-13yr olds kids being scared to death by some light sticks n ghost stories, which BTW after a decade it's bloody hell still the SAME!!! some stuff haf changed though..... i still remember the 2 famous icons of the Chung Cheng lake---Chung chung the duck n cheng cheng the chicken... both disappear into thin air without leaving any legacy....

n Winnie finally bked her tix to Cairns... i shd be happy rite?! hahaha... but there's always a curse when i go on holidays wif my gf... before we fly there cfm break up... 2 out of 2 ...100% hit rate... hope this time will be different... or else hopefully can be like Kwek like dat... delay the breakup till after the trip at least... seriously this rlp i haf a pretty bad feeling abt it since the beginning.....but who noes?! those i haf gd feeling abt them in the past still become chui...

easter break

2008-03-29T23:39:00.005+08:00

Holis are GONE!!!...damn fast!! ... but it was an AWESOME BREAK!.... went for amie's place for a gathering... went to eat at brisbane most expensive n best dim sum(gng there tml too)....went for PHANTOM OF THE OPERA play on tuesday.....went on wednesday for moreton island and came back on thursday nite... went for a great KTV session on friday... fantastic gathering at my hse ysd n finally a sumptuous steamboat tonite....

too much to update but too little time... had to finish off this disgusting formal report for Visual Science--- the subject which the prof in charge hates me to the max...

aniwae gotta sell my fucked up car asap... it's killing me wif its fucked up brakes...i juz banged a ford mondeo on the highway n it banged a brand new honda accord....LUCKILY (or rather suay), my damages are far worse than theirs so they close one eye say nvm.... juz imagine if realli need to pay , i m screwed to the max... n now i cant sell my car coz it looks like a disfigured RU HUA...repairing it will make me lose even more money!..

i finally bked my air tix to cairns !... it will be an awesome trip across the northern territory and northern queensland!... i will get to cairns on 25 june, spend a few days there n take a freaking 7 days bus ride to ayer rocks n take another 6 days bus ride up to darwin, spend a few days there n fly back to brisbane! thinking of that trip makes me feel damn shiok...

2008-03-17T12:01:00.003+08:00

KNN!! super suay!... ysd i went out in the morning to collect my laundry and i walked straight into a fucking HUGE spider web!!! n the fucking spider landed on my neck and gave me a love bite .... when i try to get rid of it, it bit my hand also... CB.... it's fucking huge lar... it's as big as my palm and has red legs... i kinda hum coz it look poisonous .......after searching on the net, it's the fucking

Golden Orb-Weaver!!

my hand n neck got red for a while... Mei n Fabian asked me to go to the hospital but i dont think it's so serious la....come on..... go to hospital juz coz of a spider bite is like blowing a candle wif a fire extinguisher ........todae i met Drew n told him abt the bites n he told me WTF m i doing for not going to hospital?!... coz in Brisbane , there's pretty much a lot of poisonous spiders ard ..even in common places like the garden.....so u haf to go to the hospital... but since i m still alive, he reckon that it's some ugly looking huge Huntsman spiders or the timid Daddy-long-legs or the huge golden orb weaver....haha... the way he said that sounds like getting bitten by huge spiders in Brisbane is a common thing! sort of a culture difference thingy la... in Singapore if u go to hospital coz of a spider bite confirm ppl think u siao liao

2008-03-13T22:41:00.010+08:00

past few days haf been fucking busy!... soo busy that i didnt come home for dinner the whole wk n had to cancel my cooking duties...

ysd i met up wif the contact-singapore ppl who came to brisbane to ''promote'' singapore... hahaha... they are pretty gd to me n gavin , treating us to a crazily expensive dinner at this 5 star hotel.. being the VP does haf a bit of benefit ...hahahaha...

back from Byron Bay this sunday n it was great! seriously there got nothing lar... except the stupid light house which we went twice up for sunrise n sunset... n during the sunrise , we had the old traditions that peow they all left behind... STEAMBOAT!...haahha.... steamboat early in the morning at 5am on top of the mountain n eating in the rain is definitely a first.... realli la.. haf trip realli must haf the right ppl, even the place is chui, the whole journey is real fun! tat time sdyney was so much more beautiful n so much more stuff to do den end so many ppl unhappy...

aniwae my impression of amie increase by 12.5%... although i dont reali like her ''degeneration aura'' , i muz admit she can get things done pretty fast n well... veri impressive... but efficient doesnt mean nice and even nice doesnt mean gd.. so.....

fabian's gf is here for a wk! she's realli nice to him lar... fly all the way here for their anniversary ... n our hse suddenly become more lively alr....

ok time to do my crappy eye studies shit.... haf to complete 2 3000 words essay to be handed in by easter! i neva worked soooo hard for a yr alr... not used to it

2008-03-07T23:26:00.002+08:00

looking back...it's juz 1 yr ago when Vic noes A... almost everyone here noes A is pretty much a jerk n esp Wendy went totally against it... wendy was at a pt so frustrated tat she juz dont care alr... hahah.. it's so similar to so many friends of mine n i haf to repeat the same old shit .....'' it's her life wat...u also not her parents or god.. if she want to die den let her die lor. ''... i muz haf repeated this for a billion times alr... i tink next time i shd tape it down...

ok back to V... cut the story short la... since the later part of she bochup-ing all her friends is always the same ... she was treated like shit and like a slave to A...den one day A beat her... she wanted a breakup den he beg her to come back n promise not to beat her again.. den she fucking stupidly forgive him...all her friends noe liao kan her like crazy.. den even more dumb, she fly to spore to visit him... she noes it's so damn fucking dumb of her to do it so she kept it a secret in case all her friends kan her again... n when she in spore, A beat the hell out of her AGAIN... this time worse, he took her hp n passport n lock her at home... n of course none of us noe anything! finally she came out of ''jail'' and her dad was sooo pissed that he wanted to call the police but she even beg her father not to do anything... now she even had to quit school juz to avoid him so he will finally let her go... WTF rite?!

oh well... she is a jovial , funny ger when i knew her n now she like become a total different person who didnt even dare to tell her friends wat things she done for the guy coz even herself knew it's fucking stupid... juz like a guo jie lao shu(rat running across the st)... isn't love suppose to be fun n enjoyable?? need to be so xin ku meh... aiya now u see so much of such events, u juz dont realli feel much abt them liao... the best way to look at these kind of events is to shut up, sit on a comfortable couch , grab a can of coke wif a packet of popcorn

WE UNFUCK THE WORLD

2008-03-05T22:13:00.004+08:00

Market Day(aka CCA day) is over... discover a damn funny club called '' THE RESISTANCE CLUB''.... hahahaha... their slogan is ''WE UNFUCK THE WORLD..''...... damn funny rite?! they go ard organising protests , having seminars on how Bush n other ''dictators'' destroying the world that kind of stuff...dunno if the got include LKY not..... Seriously only the Ang mohs will come up wif such things... Oh got another club call the medieval club... they organise parties for everyone to dress like those old English medieval ppl...hahaha...

Juz went to SEXPO wif Carol n Mei on Sunday... it is damn funny! i go inside ,straightaway saw a few women naked...i totally stunned... some gers dressed like nurses n policewomen selling dildos and sex toys.. . there are also live strippers on stage but suay suay when i go that time is the male strippers .... KNN... one hr of seeing naked men on stage is sth u guys wont wan to imagine(nt tat i haf much choice)... the 2 gers keep '' wow wow wow.. they re so cute!!!''

they also haf ''live'' sex behind a screen but u can see the shadows of the porn stars hafing sex or threesome....pretty interesting...there is also ''live'' strip poker! ahaha .. the ang mohs realli bochup one.... the contestants are all visitors but they dont mind stripping juz to play the game... i told Carol to join the poker la!i will sponsor her dinner and cook for her everyday ... den she looked at me wif that sick look... damn funny!...

the most interesting thing is the Penis ART!! damn funny!!!! the ''artist'' is totally naked n paint wif his pure naked DICK! OMG... he dips his dick into the paint n starts to paint !...hahah... at first i tot he at least got a condom on(i juz cant imagine paint on my dick n drying up or the ''MEAT'' part of it rubbing against the canvas) but he realli uses his PURE NAKED DICK! OMG.. i wanted him to paint a portrait of me (it juz cost 50 bucks!) but the tot of hafing a painting of urself drawn by a dick juz seems too weird(n also the tot of the dick smell on the painting)... i took the pics of the ''artist'' but the pics wif Carol .. i will post them on the next post... i bet u cant believe it!

2008-03-01T04:47:00.003+08:00

Amie also knew Yuey... so qiao rite?! n she was in the second batch of his ''get to know chicks'' parties ... we went the day before her... got an urge to ask her if he got go xian any gers in her batch not but ended up didnt...later hear some info which i dont need or not suppose to hear n haf a moral obligation to do sth abt it...

she said he n his gf is coming to brisbane soon.. are u that gf, Mindy? if u are, DO NOT ASK ME OUT TOGETHER WIF HIM.........seeing u 2 together somehow reminds me of the scene in the movie 300 .....whereby the leader went to the oracles to seek advice and the oracles went to lick the face of the blond ger that are offered to them and gif a horny and cheeky wink at me...it juz appears in my mind automatically , cant control it.

dunno issit Amie's comments or juz her aura that actually pisses ppl off... she commented ''aiya some gers still young lar .'' after saying he is coming to brisbane..... it is juz a harmless comment rite? but i duuno why i shoot her back wif ''yar den they can juz fuck around rite?'' wanted to add ''just like u'' behind but restrain myself juz in time...i realli dunno why she pisses me off wif it...mayb coz i noe sths that i shdnt noe abt her and it further worsens her image..... i haf no sheng chou da hen wif her n i realli dont hate her... she is quite shag also coz Peow n Ronald they all went back singapore liao.... n coz of that , she even wanted to quit school to go melb or back to singapore....so in fact , a lot of times i wanted to invite her to join our gatherings but den everytime she is there, she somehow will haf mood swings that pisses everyone off... n when she is there, Kiat n Paul will not be there... she juz has this ''degeneration aura'' that cannot be explained ... not her fault ... she's juz being herself... seldom see( in fact neva) a pretty chio ger that has this aura ...oh well ... too bad.. that's life

GOD WANS U TO DIE, U MUST DIE

2008-02-27T10:29:00.004+08:00

SHAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........if u are fucking suay , u are realli fucking suay!.... mai jiao bian gong guay......in nothern side of Brisbane, Rockhampton, there is a massive flood !! CHEEBYE... n ALL (YES ALL) the phone operators technicians went up north to repair the damages !! n no technicians in brisbane now... CAN U BELIEVE THIS?!!! so we cant apply for telephone line until mid march and we need another 2 to 3 wks for teh internet connection!... so till april i haf to come all the fucking way to school to use the fucking net!

The legend's scandal..it's getting abit boring lar... but my malaysians , hongkies and taiwanese and even teh local asians friends keep updating me until i bo bian need to hear... tat once innocent cute cute gillian says that the furthest she would go wif her bf is to kiss n she did all the stuff wif edison because she tinks he will change n want to keep him....sort of an one off event...HAHA... bonus stage?? ....hahaha... wateva la... mayb she was once innocent ..i dunno... but she alr noes wat kind of person our beloved legend is and still wan to be a slut n a sex toy for him ...so shut up n accept ur career is gone. END OF. quite sad lar to see a ger i once like become like that ...but too bad!! she totally deserves it

BACK IN BRISSIE!

2008-02-24T22:17:00.002+08:00

Living in cave AGAIN!!! neva expect so soon i experience the torture of no internet, no phone shit AGAIN! juz less than a mth after the dark old confined Burma days....

no internet n phone realli jialat.... coz no internet means no way to find out the internet plans n thus cant apply the plans THROUGH THE INTERNET!... it's a vicious cycle...

got a car this sem n suddenly the world calls u n be their Filipino maid.. fetching them from airport, moving hse all got ur share... at first nt tat pissed but now in 4 freaking days, not onli i spent 120 bucks on petrol, i dont even haf time for myself to unpack my own stuff! WTF rite?! some ppl realli nt zi dong one... i tried to reject them nicely but they coming n coming until i muz reject them straight in their face.... tat's nt a gd thing seriously CUZ WHEN I M PISSED , i CAN BE FUCKING GUAI LAN... n i suck at hiding emotions...

though these few days i m freaking busy WITH OTHER PPL's STUFF, i m pretty happy ... partly coz of my new hse... it's huge n the rm completely suits me... a queen size bed onli wif no excess furniture... juz wat i need... great hsemates(for now at least) and a huge living rm wif gothic lamps...it's freaking old though... u look at it at first u would think tat Casper n his friendly friends are living there... the windows are all locked due to previous accidents of burglary...

the places ard it are also damn cool... great restaurants all around the place n the supermarket is juz 50 steps from our main door(yes i actually counted it)...first class location... the jazz bar near my place is pretty gd too...

DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....

2008-02-18T12:13:00.006+08:00

last few wks have been horrible! Ever since i came back from Burma, somehow or rather i feel super moody, nothing realli interests me at all! n the irregular slping patterns due to poker or mahjong make it much much worse... in fact i haf neva feel so moody for such a long time! which realli irritates me coz the feeling juz dont go away! the sad things that happen around me seems like keeping the evil flames up..

Reading the bk of the 2 depression gers , i damn scared i kanna depression! so i went to google abt it... to my horror, i got a few symptoms of it! which is realli scary... how is it possible?! i knew it can happen to anyone ,anytime ...but to me??!! i immediately call my friend who had depression and ask for her view abt it...

She told me there's a chance i got minor depression... OMG! but it's veri likely due to the fact that my adrenaline in my body has a sudden decrease that causes this ''cloud of gloom'' that doesnt go away...in dec everyone is hafing holis and almost everyday it's pack meeting friends, hanging out , playing high stakes poker, mahjong , going genting ,planning for trips and the burma trip that causes the huge increase in my adrenaline den suddenly come back home, i had absolutely nothing to do...n that the sudden lack of ''excitement '' and adrenaline causes this sudden moody feeling... n of course some shocking n stupid stuff that happen to my friends around me worsen the effect... but she mentioned tat it would be fine if i juz do some exercise, hanging out wif friends to push up the adrenaline level n before i knew it i will be fine....

the next day i took a cab wif my diving instructor n fabian n i ask him if my panic attacks when i m diving the day before n todae is a symptom of depression(he has depression before also).... he told me no way ! haha... coz most of the time panic attacks due to depression is due to fear of crowd n seeing me tok cock to the ang mohs n the fellow students like my buddies like dat wif no panic attack , he tinks it's impossible the panic attacks are due to depression, most prob juz that i need more time to accustom to the murky surroundings in Palau Hantu...

after that super tiring dive, i went out wif Brook who juz came back from Japan ...chat wif for damn long and we did something that turns on all humans' adrenaline.... GAMBLE!...haha... finally some higher stakes gambling ...hahaha... singapore blackjack wif stakes of at least 10 bucks and no ceiling... not veri big also lar but betta than the normal 1 or 2 bucks crap... n realli POOM!! suddenly the moody feeling juz gone!!! unbelievable!

ONE MORE THING... for those who are reading this n who have friends who juz got together wif an asshole n ur gf broke up wif u to be wif an asshole(ALL OF US must haf some experience in this)... n no matter how much u want to dissuade her, the closer she is wif that asshole.. n now u feel totally helpless.... pls juz let it go.... i believe all their friends are giving her a veri hard time and she isnt feeling veri gd either.... but gers are naturally stupid n dumb n every ger out there thinks that assholes will change for them n turn into an angel(juz ask every ger tht our beloved Edison fucked n dated n they will say they tot so but still ended up onli wif a cock in their mouth)... it's juz like a handicap--- u cant blame a deaf for not hearing properly rite?---

As OUR BELOVED God-like Edison always say...... IT'S ONLY A GAME. DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....

Forbidden Fruit

2008-02-17T03:18:00.004+08:00

from Wiki,

The term "forbidden fruit" is a metaphor that describes any object of desire whose appeal is a direct result of the knowledge that it cannot or should not be obtained or something that someone may want but cannot have. The phrase refers to the Book of Genesis,^[1] where it is the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil eaten by Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. As a result of their decision to eat the fruit, Adam and Eve lost their innocence (according to the Christian interpretation), became separated from God and were exiled from the garden where they were forced to adopt agriculture under less than desirable circumstances for a living. The concept of "knowing" good and evil can be best understood as being emotionally entangled with the struggle of determining the difference.

Ppl may ask why the hell Eve took that fruit when she clearly noes that it is evil and bad..?? The love for the fruit temporarily blinded her?? or the fact that the fruit is sth she not suppose to have and neva tot of having in the beginning and therefore the appeal is soooo much greater? No one noes.... but God and all the animals in the Garden were sad that she eventually ate it... who can blame them? seeing her losing her innocence and getting exiled from the garden... God warns her multiple times but still to no avail... n the more HE warns , the more she wants the fruit...

Oh well... everyone can actually see the ending do we ? but love is blind n our beloved Eve is happily munching the fruit ... everyone is sad of course, only the sneaky snake giggles in the bushes knowing that he has got her in his plan n Eve will still believe him no matter what he says he do in the bushes and no matter what others say...

n i ,can onli salute Mr Snake for his intelligence n wits in seducing Eve

Tuk Tuk to the road

2008-02-15T02:37:00.002+08:00

juz finished the book , Bad Lands by Tony Wheeler... it's a freaking cool book whereby he traveled to all the countries which are supposedly evil... countries like afghanistan , iraq, iran, burma, libya , cuba, north korea, etc... reali love to go these places ,maybe except afghan n iraq... but den again you neva noe... if 2 yrs ago, someone tells me that i will be backpacking solo in Burma, i would tell him tat the chances are as low as finding Gillian Chung's porn pics on the net(at tat time she was teh golden virgin)...

BTW ysd fabian mentioned during dinner that S is a nutcase n crazy bitch which i totally agreed... den he said she got depression n hafing depression is being crazy... WAH LAN... i wanted to scold him! like dat is like insulting a few of my gd friends n my auntie lar!! but end up i dont need to do the dirty job...hahaha ... my diving instructor who was eating wif us flared up n KAN him like siao... coz my diving instructor has/had depression...SEE??!! realli depression can happen to anyone... he is the funny guy who has the dream job of getting paid for diving , got the bad boy look which can fuck any gers around, rich and haf a gf who treat him like a god yet he has depression...anyway some random facts abt depression: WHO predicts by 2020, depression will be the second most fatal illness in the world... not surprising

started reading another bk --TUK TUK TO THE ROAD by antonia kent n jo huxster.... 2 gers who had depression before n now embarking on an overland trip from thailand all the way to brighton in UK... crazy journey of 12500 miles! damn interesting n i 1 shot read almost 65% of the bk liao

Right cards at the wrong time is the most frustrating of all

2008-02-12T06:03:00.000+08:00

in poker , the worst scenario occurs when u had the best hand in the beginning--- pair of aces--- and u still lost the pot

it mostly happens becoz u made a veri bad n major decision in the beginning and due to the error u are not able to commit to the pot anymore or juz want to slow play.... and KABOOM! u allow other players into the game n steal ur pot... this is the most frustrating of all! coz u noe u cld haf won the pot n gd hand doesnt come often....

but oh well life's like dat! u juz cant make all the right decisions all the time n lead a perfect life rite? if u do, ur picture will be hanging in the church and ur name will appear all over the bible...

burma

2008-02-08T04:28:00.000+08:00

DAY 4 n 5:
todae was nuts man! the german ger, Katalin n i went for this 8hr hike up to the mountain top!... my stamina totally cannot make it and it was freezing cold... in Inle Lake it's abt 15 to 20 degrees.. at the mountain, it's much worse than tat! i wore 3 shirts still shiver like crazy...

at nite was the worst! probably the worse nite i ever had... both kat n i got diarrhea both at the same time! we onli had a small head lamp between both of us n a small roll of toilet paper.. which is TOTALLY no enuff... so almost every 15 mins we will climb down from the monastery we are staying to shit at the nearby field...FINALLY our toilet paper supply is gone n we still got diarrhea! but i refuse to shit wifout any toilet paper... but my stomach is so pain tat i cant slp until i haf to pop a few slping pills kat brought... she's worse! she vomit n vomit the whole nite!

finally the next morning came n we haf to rush down to the nearest village to get medicine for kat(abt 2 hrs away)...which was realli crazy.. her face was completely pale n she told us she's diabetic...n still haf to tahan my shit coz Burmese dont use toilet paper! so no toilet paper to buy at all! end up problem solved when i use kat's medicine's instruction manual...

hahahaha..tink abt it realli is damn funny n i doubt kat n i will ever forget our horrible ''shitting trips'' , the cool feeling --literally cool---of shitting in the middle of the nite together and the stupidest n dumbest ways to encourage each other to carry on hiking...

the suay kids who played right at the place tat we shit
great-grandma of the kid!
brotherly love for a mummy-lookalike baby

the kid super scared of Kat--the guide told us this is onli the sec or third time she see a white
my guide! wif a weirdo looking made-in-china white plastic bag

DAy 6:
First day at Mandalay! n finally i can access my emails n MSN which is incredible... den i juz nice i met the owner of the internet cafe! n he told me tis is probably the onli cafe tat can access the restricted sites as he used several layers to diverting or some sort...

get around teh 3 ancient cities--Innwa, Amarapura, Sagaing... which are the past capitals of Burma.. hired this ex-lawyer as m taxi driver... he is amazing man! his english is superb.. the best so far... n i juz chat wif him non- stop! know soooo much stuff abt burma ... he quits his job as a lawyer coz there is too much corruption n he cant help ppl who realli needs help coz the govt always win or the judge will juz get killed or jailed...

at one of the ancient ruins, i finally saw an ancient coin which belongs to King Mindon Era... the first king to bring coinage to Burma and i bought it at a bargian price but den...... POOM!!! tons n tons of the villagers came to sell me things...i m the onli tourist there so they concentrate all their efforts on me... i m like Jay Chou like dat ,haf to push ppl out of the way to get into my horse cart...i told a ger some ridiculous price for some metal sourviers to get her off my back den she rode a bicycle to chase me n bargain wif me for 10 mins! in the end i juz buy from her at a high price as she was panting n still haf to keep chasing me n bargaining at the same time....her efforts alone deserve something...

on this famous bridge--the Teakwood Bridge, the longest teakwood bridge in the world, i met this little boy who speaks realli gd english...he keeps pestering me to buy some pearls necklace from him..the bridge is realli veri long n he followed me for abt 15 mins which reali tested my patience... so i told him to go find the German guy in front , coz i m not gonna buy anything! den to my amazement....... he told me the guy was French! n already there is an ''agent'' attached to him... incredible... he told me he could speak , german, french , jap ,spainish , english ,italian! siao! n he was not lying when i heard the French in front speaks wif his friend wifout any problem! incredible! end up he gave up selling his stuff to me n we juz chat abt my life in singapore
leaning tower of INWA
the crazy island of Sagaing---wif thousands of pagodas
the fisherman who put his catch in a improvised Longyi
teakwood bridge at Amarapura

the angel---the duck--- ferrying a scholar

Burma Burma, living in the days of my grandma

2008-02-04T21:39:00.000+08:00

back from Burma!!! awesome trip!! tok to sooo many ppl n learn alot of stuff n had lotsa fun!...i cant realli access net there so in the next few entries the events that happen in my 10 days there...

DAY 1:

the plane there is nuts... i m the onli singaporean ...all burmese besides an old ang moh uncle n a filipino middle age lady..reached Yangon still the same! the whole city no tourist! n all the locals looked at me as if i m some sort of weirdo..

here haf a ridiculous amount of choices for internet... generator-powered, normal electricity, slow, fast, censored n non-censored... u do the permutations ... i used the slow, normal powered n censored one... incredible! every min i haf to refresh n the guy in charge haf to change my ip address soooo many times in order to access my hotmail...in the end still failed..

todae the hotel guy told me i will need to walk 45mins to Shawadagon pagoda n it's betta to take a cab... i tink mayb he wanted to earn commission juz like those cheater viets so i insisted on walking...n indeed that guy was lying!!! i walked for 1 hr still haven reach the first check pt! i walk until a lane whereby there is no one. no ang moh, no local, only 1 big KTV which i assume it's a brothel coz the signs n everything are in english n no burmese... den lucky a cab came along n even wif teh cab it took abt 15 mins... heng i no determined enuff to walk all the way...

my hotel has satellite tv...i tried to watch some shows but found out that by ''SATELLITE TV'' , it means CHANNELNEWSASIA.

the telephone store(they haf no hps, so it's the onli place they can call)

DAY 2:
my flight to Heho, Inle lake was delayed by 3 hrs! OMG! so it's dark when i get there n so the cab drivers tried to tock me like a Robert Goh... they demanded 23 USD for the 1 hr drive to the city n once again there is no tourist so bo bian...

before the trip i tried to tell myself nt to ask political stuff coz there are many spies ard but end up i still speak up my mind to the driver n ask him abt the demonstrations.. he told me nt to tok to too many ppl abt this coz it might get me jailed... but in the end he told me wat he knew...

he said that the demo is not onli in Yangon but also many many other states(they call it divisions) like Bagan n Mandalay n in all abt 20,000 ppl are killed or jailed... 20,000!! WTF, the reports given by the govt is abt 40 ppl! i told him tat n he said he saw it on satellite tv tat it's 40 ppl but it's nt true coz in his village alone, he know abt 10 ppl who disappear after the demos.. he also said tat now the monasteries are useless coz the main elder monks are all killed or jailed n now the abbots of the monasteries are either spies or young ignorant kids.. he doesnt seemed to be lying as his eyes are filled wif tears as he said all those things n i too cant help but to feel sad...

the whole town is in darkness again...no electrical supply..cant make calls or use net..seems like a caveman!

tml i m going on a boat trip wif Sabrina ,from Munich and Renaud (pronounced as lu no in french),from Geneva...they are a realli cool couple whom i chat wif during dinner
unique fishing method
the inle lake special--rowing with one leg
the houses in the lake
houses wif their pet buffaloes

DAY3:
todae was awesome!.. there are no tourist in the lake..it's like we owned the whole lake... the view is simply breathtaking!

the boat brought us to the southern most of the lake which has juz opened up to tourists after the rebels had peace treaty wif the govt.. the people seemed sooo thrilled to see us!! i went to chat up wif a few of them..they are simply sooo nice and keep asking qns abt spore n aussie... i even tried some of their tradition herbs which taste like SHIT! and i juz spit out right in front of them...hahaha... but instead of being angry they juz laugh n laugh... den more n more ppl crowd ard me like i m some superstar

chat wif this Dutch who is the best friend of the sister of the hotel ... he is damn funny! he lives in Amsterdam, the europe's city of sin!... he keeps telling me abt the sex , the cocaine, the weed he did in there... it's pretty interesting to hear abt brothel boats n boat ''cafe'' ard..

R n S
village version of a car park
TOYOTA CAMRY!!
village's NTUC

a preview of what i gonna see

2008-01-23T15:29:00.001+08:00

myanmar burma

2008-01-20T11:19:00.000+08:00

bought my tix to burma liao... set off on 26th jan to 4 feb.. so sorta spending my bday there... i will going from yangon to bagan to mandalay to inle lake and den back to yangon... there isnt any internet ,atm or possibly no stable electricity to charge my hp in there so pls kindly tell my parents to follow the route n hope can heng heng collect my body if i m still not back on 4 feb...

HAHA! kidding la... burma nt tat dangerous lar(or so i hope)... the main concern is only the money issue.. there is no ATM or use of cards...so bankrupt means u are fucked... strained in the middle of nowhere wif absolutely no where to go... plus nt much cars in the rural areas so u can dream on hitching a ride(if u dare)... oh well it shd be an awesome experience ... i hope at least... talking to the ppl... there's onli 36000 ppl travellling to burma each yr onli... so they realli seldom see tourist n most of them are taught disobeying the govt is a huge huge huge crime n sin(so do we sporeans)... mayb go there muz stop shooting my mouth off or else realli end up in trouble..so might as well kp them here first..

the govt is FUCKiNG stupid~~! wana dictate, make it soooo obvious n wif absolutely no tact... pls go n learn some skills from our GODFATHER can?! he is a legend... sue opponents bankrupt coz they forget to fill forms or use company stamps for private use or exile them to some small island in Sentosa... juz before elections gif ppl money and cut the map so they are more advantageous..plus telecommunications n all the transport, biggest grocery shop and even the labor union are his... THIS IS WAT U CALL SMART! fucking hell... go ard the country killing monks n foreigners cfm tio kp from other countries la... bo niao leh... seriously... USE UR BLAINS ,USE UR BLAINS, USE UR BLAINS!!

2008-01-18T04:38:00.000+08:00

finally bought the olympus camera... the water proof, drop proof,everything proof camera... and a new backpack ...

still thinking if i shd go genting again... karlee n jeremy , pei juan all going up this wk... n my hands are itching to use the knowledge i juz acquired from the old uncle last wk... plus i haven play the flying game!

but veri troublesome lar.. i mean not the trip itself but all the way go down to golden mile to make reservations is super sianzz n come back home den go back there again for the bus ! can vomit blood...though tml i might be going the myanmar embassy to make visa so sort of on the way... plus the fact that my mum keep kp me ,say i everyday gamble gamble gamble... want to be du shen issit.. YES SHE IS RITE! it's a dream of mine to be a professional gambler ,seriously... haf seen a few pros in brissie casino before n of course on TV but den i noe i m not gd enuff , yet!

so see my mood tml lar... if good den go if not stay in sg also not bad since lately the weather become much much betta n finally mayb i cld haf some tan.

highland of sin

2008-01-14T03:08:00.000+08:00

back from genting!!! didnt win 10000s as expected but enuff to cover the cost for free... indeed pontoon n blackjack are 2 totally different story!! ''how to win at bj'' book tips n skills cant be used there...to ppl who dont noe, BLACKJACK n POKER are the 2 games in casino that has the most professional players n doesnt allow hps ,or notes taking at the table becoz YES THEY ARE THE ONLI 2 GAMES TAT U CAN HAF A EVEN OR BETTA CHANCE THAN THE DEALER if u haf sufficient info...

use the knowledge of bj tat won me the car in aussie in pontoon n completely doesnt work! coz pontoon has no 10s n also many other different rules...until this uncle come out of the blue n ''zi dian mi jin''!!... he say i wear whole body orange will bring luck so he bet wif me...haha... den at every pocket he analyze for me why each hand shd take extra cards or not...for example, in bj, if dealer has 17 n u haf 16 or lower, almost most of the time it is advantageous for u to take card coz the dealer stands at 17 n there are 4 out of 13 cards tat can kill u on the 2nd card! for pontoon is different, coz there is no 10s, the onli chance that dealer can kill u is wif a pic n less chance it will kill u on the 2nd card so there is no need to try to get to 17.....

another scenerio, when u get 12 or 13 in bj usually u dont take if the banker got 4,5,6 coz u might get burst abt 30% of the time but the banker burst 60% of the time so it's betta not to take. but for pontoon, u HAF to take! coz 12 is veri hard to burst since there is no 10s n u get money straightaway if u get 21 unlike bj. so the incentives are much much more! the uncle maybe is the GOD OF gambler!!...remember all those stephen chow's show.. the master is always an uncle sitting at one corner smoking n looking super chui!...exactly like those.....at first lose 600 end up win 200 plus juz because of him alone... there are many more scenarios but too tired to type them out..

oh yar haven tok abt my 2 friends who went up wif me... Mr Rabbit n Mr Monkey... rabbit is the ultimate ah beng wif dragon tattoo all over him n it's teh 2nd i see him onli... monkey is the one who intro him to me...in genting , there are many sneaky pimps ard.. who go ard at the lift lobby asking in canto,'' u wan KEN DE JI (KFC chicken) for supper or breakfast?'' n virtually every pimp goes to Rabbit !! freaking funny! it's like formality tat once a ger or guy comes out to us, he or she will cfm ask rabbit to call them ''later at nite for some fun''... hahahaha.... but bo bian lar... he realli haf tat teeko bin .. THIS IS WAT U CALL A ''CHICK MAGNET' literally ...hahahaha

overall this trip have been fun!! whole day gamble , eat, drink ,slp is HOW SHIOK! the onli tint in the trip is the stupid early closure of the ''flying thing game'' and liverpool losing ....

2008-01-10T02:10:00.000+08:00

ok la.. abort mission... realli cant get any decent flight to india!!! n the train tix u haf to bk few wks in adv(WTF>!!!!)... the onli air tix to delhi by this super chui JET AIRLINES cost a whopping 950 bucks!!! some more will reach there at an inhuman timing of 240 am ... siao !! i how garang also wont reach there at 240am , risk ganna kidnap by taxi drivers or extort by them like in vietnam!! n indians can camouflage in the nite, steal my things i also dunno...

the onli way to go there cheaply is to fly budget to chennai or calcatta n move across the whole country to delhi which will take like a mth to actually enjoy the whole trip... oh well

plan A failed liao den plan B also failed!! my plan B was to ask elaine if her dad can help me get visa to Bhutan , the world's happiest country..... but end up her dad says unless it's a next-of-kin or else also cant get visa... which means i muz marry elaine to haf a meager chance of getting in...

oh well stay in spore also la... mayb i could finally get my diving license albeit taking it at palau hantu... c how first la

india

2008-01-06T16:18:00.000+08:00

the route to travel has been drawn!

from delhi to agra den to udaipur , judhpur den back to delhi...

now time to get all the medical supplies, a new backpack n a last min tix to india... Even air india(one fot he world's most dangerous airlines) now has no tix for nex wk.... shit!... got so many ppl from singapore wan to go india meh??!!

actually tinking of going to bhutan after india den go straight to tibet... but tat will take me like at least 2 mths n at least 8k ... plus the fact that bhutan needs SPECIAL assistance n ppl inside bhutan to ''SPONSOR'' u before u can get any visa inside as they are trying to restrict tourists going in! tat makes me wan to go even more!! before their king steps down to appoint a cabinet to govern the country... OH elaine's dad works there rite?! mayb i will ask for her help the end of this end when i haf enuff money to go there... tibet is even worse! recently some bastard americans kp the chinese government roght a tthe summit of tibet n now they strictly dont allow anyone to go in unless u haf VERI VERI SPECIAL assistance which means even more $$$$$...

it's time to plan this yr travel trips alr... last min planning is extremely fucked up... finding a travel partner is like finding indians in a pile of shit.. hope this solo trip is a gd one den tehre will much more to come

Return of the Book

2008-01-03T18:57:00.000+08:00

finally got my macbk back!!! these few days keep going to my bro's rm to use internet is freaking troublesome ,esp when he brings his gf back everytime....

ok now all my info gone, all music gone, all photos gone... well done macbk...!!

suddenly my adventurous spirit is back!!! time to travel to weirdo places once again....finally went to library todae to borrow all the travel guides to india, bhutan and tibet...frustrating man... seriously... damn dulan wif Nisa... waited for her like a million yrs to finish her exams in brissie den now gonna to book tix, she didnt gif any reply!...mayb , juz mayb it's a sign i haf to do a solo

oh my soccer betting career has once again began...not as glorious as the good old ''golden age'' but nevertheless able to sponsor my air tix to india...so shdnt complain too much ar...n after ysd liverpool's disgraceful draw against Wigan next wk will the time for an all-in bet for pool

oh xmas n new yr has been GREAT!!! almost meet up wif everyone that i wan to meet n realli haf a fun time catching up wif each other's life....many juz grad n started working for 6 mths alr n honestly life DO change after u grad... like the gers now all broke up wif their exs as expectations of a guy now is of a total different story... like career , money and seriousness of the guy score much more pts than tall dark and handsome...aiya but expected lar... 23 ,24 liao leh... half a decade more dont get married i tink u can sign up to become the next MDM LOY liao.. the tot of them getting married when i grad is DAMN DAMN WEIRD though... imagine when i first noe them , some of them didnt even need to wear bra!!! ahhaha..

merry xmas!!

2007-12-25T12:19:00.000+08:00

hey JESUS!!! HAPPY 2007th Bday!!! hope u haf a blast in heaven!! but pls dont get urself drunk wif the insane amount of wine in heaven!! later drunk den accidentally make out wif souls that u shd not make out wif (technically all the souls since we are all suppose to be bros n sis)...

n everyone MERRY MERRY XMAS!!! hope u gers neva kanna molest by the blangahs last nite n the guys neva kanna box by them...HAF MORE FUN BEFORE WORK N SCHOOLS START!!!

it's a season to be jolly....

2007-12-24T13:29:00.000+08:00

i didnt realli wan to say this lar...coz i m a christian but seriously some ppl haf to freaking wake up their idea!! i mean realli seriously!.. do u haf friends whom u tried to ask out a billion times n they are neva free coz of church stuff.. n they onli meet up wif ppl in their church n seldom ppl outside church? den all out of a sudden, they become super enthu n want u to join their xmas celebrations n stuff... juz makes me feel tat i m some sort of ''sales target''... mayb i m wrong but i juz feel this way n it realli pisses me off...

some christians shd realli wake up their idea!! ok this doesnt onli apply to christians onli ... some ppl can donate all their money to church(the money tat they didnt even earn themselves somemore), no money to even cut hair n haf to borrow money from ppl!!... like WTH?!! i m sure the church doesnt make them do it but then in everyone's eyes, it made the church seem like a cult isnt it?!

n they feel extremely comfortable to mix wif ONLI church ppl... which is nothing wrong honestly.. esp if they are normally not veri social acceptable in the first place... i haf seen alot of these kind of ppl in the brisbane church...BUT pls wake up ur IDEA!! it's a damn simple equation... if u see a grp of weirdos together , would u want to join them?! see?! church is not a shield or a shell u hide behind to feel comfortable in n dont care abt the rest of the world!... u simply juz cant change ur company u mix wif n suddenly all ur weirdo actions become rite ... juz like if a bunch of satans mix together n feel comfortable wif each other , it makes their thinking and actions rite?! u haf to look at urself n see wat's wrong?!! ur main aim is to evangelize rite?? n u are trying to do the exact opposite...

it's xmas eve todae!! so i shd be nicer to ppl todae n try to be less guai lan... mayb church gers wont find me DANGEROUS(which till now i still dont understand wat's the theory behind it)...

2007-12-21T21:30:00.001+08:00

oh damn it! the kayaking trip has been canceled!!! due to the monsoon ............... quite sianzz!!!!... so long neva go kayak n when tml i m gng kayak ,it's canceled!!!... last yr even worse also neva cancel leh... mayb this yr after the dragon boat incident, ppl in the government humji .... spore always like dat one... nothing happens, the lousy lousy things they dont wan to improve.... DEN DA JI come alr den they humji here humji there.... but den again, cancel the trip also gd la... kayaking in the rain sibe sianzz wan(though i haf the nike all condition jacket now), it still sux...

and 1 more thing .... WQ is getting crazy man!! after he breaks up wif S , he kee siao alr.... small small thing he get angry... complaints from all ard the world for his behavior alr!!!.... n ysd kanna on me... he asked if my picks are fior sth sth sth......i replied y.... den he asked again n i replied y again ..den he fed up saying'' chee bye lar!!! i asked is fior means fiorentina!!!'' WAH LAN!!! i replied y a few times alr!!! ... somemore i provide him my picks to him for free!!! n help him jackpot how many times laio!!!!....WAH LAN... sibe shag... he broke up how many mths ago liao!! it's time to get over it man...

it's like the wind..u cant see it but u can feel it

2007-12-18T15:24:00.000+08:00

yea yea i admit... i realli miss hafing e LTR feeling... no more that kind of mayb-we-will-break-up next-wk shit... waste time, energy n emotions(to a smaller extent,sperm...hahaha)...it has been more than ...erm ... 4 yrs??? ok it's juz too long ago that i cant even remember how long liao...

n it's god damn hard to find someone who is cute, fun, interesting , nice, available n faithful eh?! n if dat happens i swear i wouldnt even tink of sex for the next 5 yrs !!.....so God it's time for u to send down an angel for me.... n Satan pls send me a devil... let them mate n i will date their daughter!!!! Angels are too boring ; Devils are too evil...

2007-12-16T11:58:00.000+08:00

juz found out tat another of my friend got depression... before i went to aussie i haf neva tot depression is so freaking common la... n it's unpredictable... snap of ur fingers n out of the blue ,u got it... no matter who u are, how cheerful u are....

when i first came to brisbane, my friend was a pretty cute jap ger who was confident n funny... den suddenly she kanna depression... she cant get out of the house... absolutely hate crowds n would faint if she gets out of the hse.... see crowd or people she cant breathe and everytime any exams near she would fall extremely sick! at first i tot she tok cock onli... but it's realli real man...the worse thing of hafing depression is tat u will haf to eat the depression pills which u may get addicted... wifout it, u will feel sad n stuff... N IT MAKES U GAIN WEIGHT.... which do nothing beneficial to ur confidence... n thus makes u even more want to take the pills to make u feel betta... n the vicious cycle begins!!

last mth during the exams , i went out to da pao some food den this auntie out of the blue say hi to me.... i realli stunned!! den i realised is my friend!! TAT friend.... totally didnt expect it... she gained at least 10kg , looks extremely pale n walks like a defeated dog.... totally like an auntie~~... 6 mths neva see her n suddenly ''pop'' ...an attractive ger became an auntie.... like dat still nvm... the things she said is all abt how suck her exams are, how bad she's doing and how sucky her life is n so on.... totally bores me out...last time things tat she said are interesting n funny.... it's damn scary lar.. honestly... her whole life juz crumbles juz like dat... n she might be quitting uni to go back japan becoz of it... haizzz

for those who tinks that depression people are crazy, jolly well fuck off!... depression is as easily caught as a simple cold n most of the time it's not their fault at all...U MIGHT BE NEXT!!!

horse riding!!

2007-12-11T15:12:00.000+08:00

juz came back from horse riding!! n it was fun! EXCEPT for the freaking disgusting rain tat keeps coming ,coming n coming... super irritating lar... wanna start liao den rain..den haf to delay....den finally stop and less than 10 mins rain again!!

i went wif mostly the yr 1s and they are freaking funny lar...u can clearly feel the difference btw a yr1 and yr2 and of course the grads... the tinking n things they tok abt are soooo dfferent....

got to noe alot of stuff abt horses!!!...in the world, there's no such stuff as a white horse!!.. there's only dark horses wif ALOT of white patches which are called grey horses... the more common ones are chestnut horses and the extremely rare pure black horses... so for all those gers who tink tat there are such thing as a BAI MA WANG ZI, DREAM ON!!! ... it's a bloody lie by disney... oh the horses are also for different purposes... some are for endurance (in human terms marathon) , some for racing and some for jumping..

got to noe this horse called Sakura... the most beautiful horse in the whole stable... it's damn fucking fierce lar... keep trying to bite everyone... it has its own special stable coz it jumps incredibly high for a stallion of its age... damn power.. it even dare to bite the most senior trainer n onli allow 1 guy to ride on it! den on the first day i keep on desiaoing him... by agaring the distance whereby his lips can touch but his teeth cant touch and i put the hay there ...hahaha.. damn funny lar... end up it can touch it but cant eat!! n everyday time i go past it i will stare at it n try to punch it ...hahahhah... n tat fucked up horse realli remember me!! everytime i walk close he will stare at me n always trying to bite! but the more he guai lan me, the more i wan to desiao him...

this saturday they are reorganising a trip back to UTM!! dunno i shd go anot.. came back so long haven realli slack at home n rot the whole day away.. everyday go out, meet ppl , meeting horses, STUDYING FOR SAT!,buying essential stuff...so yes mayb i will juz rot 1 day at home this wkend

2007-12-03T13:06:00.000+08:00

juz got back from bintan!!... it is quite a bad trip.... got totally sunburnt n my skin is aching like mad now...

first was pretty sucky.. lewis vomited when he get on the ferry to bintan...so do many many others in the ferry..crazy man... the ferry literally tilted 45 degrees!!!...it's like taking the pirate ship for 1 freaking hr...!!

n finally we reached bintan n we haf to bbq the food...since it's gonna rain ,we tried to bbq juz outside our chalet... BUT SHAG!!..the manager discovered it!! not only he forces us to stop our bbq ,we are also kanna exposed for hafing 2 more ppl they permitted!!.... now we hcagaf to pay extra!! he forced us to bbq beside the beach on a huge pc of log... which caught fire!! due to the super lousy aluminum casing we used for bbq! n it's gonna rain so we can put out the fire or we would haf no time to cook the stuff!!! end up we rush to finsih the totally cold hotdogs n crabsticks, dunno-wat-fish sashimi, n medium-rare cooked chicken wings... n tinking tat at nite hafing cup noodles will fill our stomach..

DEN SHAG AGAIN!!! the room has NO kettle... fucking lousy fridge n not even a telephone!!! so no room service, no hot water n our beer has to be drunk warm!...take that for a first day of an overseas trip!

luckily next day was pretty gd... sunshine in the morning n darn strong wind. teh perfect combi for a gd tan! plus there are lots of bikini japs!... kind of ironic man... so many japs in brissie n none of them are as hot as those in bintan!! how gay...

suntanning suntanning suntanning... tat's all we CAN DO IN BINTAN!!!all activities are not allowed due to the monsoon... DAMn DAMN DAMN..sHAG SHAG SHAGGGGG!!!!!!

2007-11-30T14:34:00.001+08:00

juz watched this simply fairy-tale like movie called Enchanted... wah it simply cannot make it...the princess keep singing n singing all the way throughout the movie n the prince looked insanely himbotic... plus the jokes in the movie is sooooo predictable n of course the ending is the same old happily-ever-after without the evil queen...

but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!

oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not

jj so gd u haf to call him twice

2007-11-27T16:26:00.000+08:00

last nite was my biggest win in my short poker career !... 500 bucks from pj, karwai and zhiqin... add 220 from the nite before n now my ''jay's spore poker tour'' earnings rises up to 720... !! gd lar... now i haf extra money to spend in bintan on saturday!! woohoo... simply like the feeling of outwitting ppl on the poker table

2007-11-24T14:57:00.000+08:00

i m back!!..but this time not as excited den last time...no longer craving for much food n stuff...

STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...

this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating

xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it

2007-11-17T11:55:00.001+08:00

i m ggn sdyney !! ... ok it's a freaking impromptu event.... last nite we are juz chatting wat to do for the wkend, den suddenly dunno who say go sdyney.... hahhhaha...den almost immediately we went to bk 2 cars!... ahaha...

so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...

oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...

2007-11-14T15:22:00.000+08:00

ysd was one of the sickest day ever!!!.. i stayed over at david's place n oh man he is fucking scary la!!... BORAT is RIGHT!...Jews are crazy ppl!!... last time was my bastard hsemate n now it's david...

we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!

Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...

den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...

2007-11-08T09:48:00.000+08:00

optom is finally over...!! wat a gay paper... didnt get to slp at all last nite... now my body clock is totally screwed up!.. slp at 4 , wake up at 12... n so if i haf exams in the morning i cant slp at all, if not i will be late... oh well , shall not complain so much... esp when these few stressed up days are juz my regular days in SMU ...been there done tat.

seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...

wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...

2007-11-03T20:04:00.000+08:00

woo hoo!!!!... i gt my own room alr!! finally!! felix has gone back to singapore so i took over his rm... awesome man... days of a homeless bugger no more!!....

the last few days has been shit man... having no keys to cheryl's hse... i haf to go back home veri veri early .. n in an event of me staying in school late to study, i haf no where to slp!!... a few days ago, ludwig n cheryl were aslp so i cant go back home so i ended up combining 4 chairs together in the library n slp...! n waited till 7 am to go to the entrance n hope someone will open the main gate for me.... n this stupid old bugger scanned me like i m some barcode before he let me in....

shiok man shiok.... bed neva feels so great before... n it has an aircon somemore... ! internet is available n i m no longer held captive by the isreali bastard n his malaysian bitch! staying there has been a horrible experience... probably worse than saddam hussien's little hole....

ok STILL CANT find someone to go india... n everyone gifs the same reply! '' india too many ABNN''... '' india too smelly''...''india very dirty''....''india very dangerous''... ''india very hot''... come on man... india not tat bad lar....taj mahal n the rat temple are there n cobras and belly dancing(??) are from there rite?... ok mayb this will be my first destination as a solo backpacker

2007-10-30T15:05:00.000+08:00

3 nites being a homeless bugger!! actually not tat bad lar... in fact it's betta than staying at tat fucking asshole's place paying crazy amt of money....haha the onli bad thing is cheryl keep threatening to kick me out of the hse whenever i desiao her....

''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....

studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN

2007-10-16T12:12:00.000+08:00

finally put an end to the housing saga! gonna live at cheryl's place for a wk before moving to gavin's place to stay till term ends! turns out to be a blessing in disguise as i dont need to see those assholes' faces any longer... thanx for everyone's help ... esp gavin, cheryl, ludwig for the place to stay, therese for lending me the space to put my stuff.... jasmine for GENEROUSLY offered her toilet wif all her undergarments for me to stay if i m extremely desperate , the 5 monkeys' advice on how to destroy the room before i leave, edward's kind offer of a place in KG, dilys' offer of her place for me to stay n many others who offered to help n advice!! ...ahha ... i m like saying a thank you speech after winning an OSCAR!

ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...

also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...

seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..

oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing

2007-10-13T00:20:00.000+08:00

KNNBCCB!! seriously this is the least i can describe my hsemates! fuck man! knn!!... my hatred for them now is right up there wif TYS... they demanded me to move out in 2 wks!!! cb lar... how to find a place in 2 wks n onli stay for 1 mth... n i clearly told tat bitch i staying till at least mid nov n they somemore smile n say ' no worries, we noe u got exams n stuff so we wont ask u to move'' when they are taking my rent... fuck them man! seriously i cant believe one can be so cb n vicious.. n now when they get a replacement, everything they deny hearing or saying.. i haf neva hit a woman or scolded but that bitch is seriously testing my limits!

i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...

well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!

2007-10-11T22:45:00.000+08:00

the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)

> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.

i replied :

i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!

2007-10-09T23:06:00.000+08:00

sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:

Dear Friend

I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............

n this is my reply:

hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...

can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...

n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...

u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...

i would even marry u for that money:)



hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..

2007-10-05T08:09:00.001+08:00

todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....

2007-10-04T21:14:00.000+08:00

finally got the pics!!..

some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...

there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!

n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........

PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...

a pot of pot

2007-09-29T07:49:00.000+08:00

the smoking bottle for pot

last nite my hsemate bought 5 servings of pot... haha.. it was damn freaking interesting!!! n he spent about half an hr to build the ''smoking pipe'' for the pot wif a plastic bottle, a pen n chewing gum...

the effects of pot is damn strong !! crazily strong...he was like dancing ard in the hse like he's flying!! den he played tom clancy n keep throwing grenades n keep laughing at the laptop.. damn hilarious the scene...i wanted so much to try it too!! but as a non-smoker, i will probably need at least 6 hrs to recover n i need to fucking hell complete my sick ass 2000 word optom assignment n i haf no time to try!! definitely will try the next time her smokes again...

the frasier gang are gng to GC for shopping n suntan later!! woo hoo!! great fun ahead!! life's great:)

2007-09-27T11:09:00.001+08:00

claudia n cheryl

i juz saw cheryl's bday pics on facebk so for those guys who wan to see who claudia is ...there u go...

JUZ came back from Frasier island!!! WOOHOO... fantastic trip man!!! it realli lives up to the tag of one of the most beautiful island in the world!!.. it's also the world's biggest sand island...
it's juz amazing how beautiful the whole place is n most of the time u could walk barefooted all the way.... words cant describe how awesome the place is... will post the photos when i get them from the gers

mini-size-me

2007-09-23T14:46:00.000+08:00

u guys cant believe how fucking small macdonald's drink are in aussie!! hahah.. it's so freaking ironic tat most aussies are overweight n their drink size is sooooo small...

oh i juz discovered a new kind of pool... called the korean pool.. it's onli available in korean pool shops ... it's damn challenging .... u haf 2 red balls n 2 white balls(1 with a dot n another is without dot).. n u choose 1 of the white ball n u muz hit both the red balls with ur white ball with 1 shot.. it's damn hard man...u muz estimate ur cushion angle so tat ur white ball will rebound back to hit ur 2nd red ball after u hit the 1st red ball n when the white ball rebound n hits the other white ball u will minus 1 pt... micheal, collin , eugani played like 1.5 hrs juz to finish a game!!

todae juz went for the makan bazaar for singaporeans in gold coast... had a total of 12 dishes man.. laska, prawn mee, char tow kway, meesiam n stuff... but most of the food sucks lar n veri small portions.. i sibe buay tahan their style of distributing food lar.. sooo singaporean!! everyone needs to haf a coupon n at every stall u haf to cancel out ur food tat u took.. damn scare we will cheat another bowl of the food... for aussies u will NEVA see this kind of thing one..they haf so much integrity n trust in their own ppl lar...they are also veri easy going wif these kind of things..argh! as the saying goes, '' u can bring a singaporean out of singapore but u cant take the singapore out of the singaporean''............

2007-09-22T11:13:00.000+08:00

guess wat... i met claudia again! hahah... it's damn qiao that i haf been here so long i didnt even see her before n now i keep seeing her...but as usual she asked a damn stupid qn.

i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......

erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...

but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..

TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx

oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...

2007-09-18T13:49:00.000+08:00

i cant believe i did that seriously... it's like an autocast your-question-is-very-dumb defense shield...

the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...

then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''

den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...

but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...

n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...

i muz tell jay i noe he didnt come for class

2007-09-17T16:00:00.000+08:00

todae i skipped my optom class again.. probably the 132989285023058th time i m doing it... but todae i kanna caught by the teacher for doing dat!

he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...

he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''

SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...

but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........

''i haven seen u in ages...!!''

''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''

''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........

cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...

2007-09-16T01:22:00.000+08:00

veri veri down man... juz interviewed an optometrist for my optom 2 project... the views she gave is realli a blow to me man... esp the expectations of the job...

she opened a shop in the suburbs n realli the shop has not much customers( they refer them as patients)... which is a veri sian thing... n the reality is u cant possibly go city to open a shop coz they are too many big companies there n also the shopping centers will not lease space to small shops... the worse thing is tat in suburb most ppl come to optometrists as patients to treat their eyes n not to make specs coz in most suburbs there are no doctors or veri veri veri little doctors... tat is TOTALLY NOT WAT I WAN!!! i dont wan to be a doctor or be treating some ''patients'' ... i juz want to sell specs n make money!! WORSE STILL tat most optom ppl REAlli have passion in eyes... n realli wan to help treat diseases n care for PATIENTS... n i m not one of them definitely...

somemore now a new law has passed to allow all optom prescribe medicine but u haf to study abt 1 more yr!!! ARGH!! i cant stand the way they tink optom are doctors....whenever i told them my dad is an optometrist in singapore, they WILL ALWAYS respond,'' wow, ur dad opens a CLINIC?!'' CLINIC?!! WTF man!...n of course in their stupid mind tink tat singapore is so fucking small tat u can scream at the top floor of a building n the whole country can hear ur voice...

aiya veri irritating lar... the more i tink of it, the more i wanna quit man... it's damn sickening though the money is fantastic...my ambition is to be a biz man like my dad n not some fucking doctor!! n we cant stop practising optom when we grad coz they say our skills will ''deteriorate'' if we stop practising for a yr or 2 n we will be unregistered by the board n u haf to take another exam to get register again.. which is utter BULLSHIT!! i realli realli dont haf the passion to be a doctor man plus the fact tat i will to work all my life n cant stop working... my aim in life is eventually set up a biz system going n stop doing work... n in optom i fucking CANT DO IT!! COZ I M THE SYSTEM! n handling the fate of a person's eyes is a huge n unwanted responsibility... the culture is way too different la...

probably biz management is in my blood la.. my dad, my grandpa, greatgrandpa, my uncles almost are all biz man.. n i m too profit-oriented n too flamboyant ... passion to treat diseases n save the World is ABsolutely not my cup of tea...it's RAMBO's n some dumbass miss universe's job, not mine!.. i juz cant be in a ''CLINIC'' treating 'PATIENTS'' !!!

DUO GAY black sauce hor fun

2007-09-02T18:00:00.000+08:00

ysd was one of the lousiest day ever!! .. although it shd be one of the most happening day in brisbane due to the river fest...

the day starts wif a meal of humble pie..... i told my hsemate i m moving out last friday n i posted an ad on the net for replacement... i buay tahan he keep picking on small stuff n ALWAYS threaten to cut my bond... it's fucking irritating!!! so told him i wanna move since johnny or samantha is also planning to move...

BUT DEN backfired! johnny's hse mayb not get renewed n his hsemate is the crazy david... who probably require an ''interview'' wif me!! like WTF??!!! interview?!! i rather not live wif him.. n samantha is like not confirm! i can still move out thoguh juz to another hse or wat but i haf to pay empty rent for dec , jan and feb...so bo bian haf to hung my head down n tell Marc tat i m staying instead... Damn man! seriously! i dont mind apologising for things i haf done wrong but give in to his fucking threats pissed me off to the max! n those who noes me know that my EGO is not exactly small and eating humble pie realli sucks max!! but den... a man gotta do wat a man gotta do...haizzz

den i went to riverfest n i saw cheryl in a blue n white strip shirt which realli looks like a KFC uniform so i juz joked wif her ,'' hey u juz knocked work from macdonald's ar?'' den she suddenly pissed off wif me! n shouted at me...i haf neva ever seen her so angry before... apparently she missed her fashion show n hafing her period n i suay suay kanna her wrath n kanna targeted the whole nite!! somemore i saw Kal's friend whom i joked tat she's Kal's mother( she realli looks damn old) but of course she's not amused..ok i admit... my fault...NEVA EVER JOKE ONE IS UGLY WHEN SHE IS REALLI UGLY...n i broke the rule..

as if it was not enuff.... we went to cybercity for late dinner n i ordered '' soy sauce hor fun'' wif emily ... den the dish came out REALLI onli SOY SAUCE n HOR FUN....!! me n her juz stare at the dish for 5 secs dont noe wat to do... den i ask the waiter to come if he forget to put ingredients or not

he replied,'' oh it's like dat..u neva eat before ?!''... OMG i almost wan to scream at him... OF COURSE i neva eat before lar!! siao!! who will be so dumb to pay 9 bucks for onli DUO GAY, HORFUN N SOYSAUCE!!!

WAH LAN LEH... den todae i woke up though to some stupid rantings from Bel's friend... OMG u can neva believe how fucking bimbotic her comments on stuff are!! normally when i say someone's a bimbo, 99% of the time i m kidding but in her case, it's an total underestimation!! she look like an idiot n tok exactly like one...buay tahan ar!! she is so irritating tat i haf to get out of the hse so dat i wont laugh and slap her for her fucking dumb comments in her ''Abagial'' voice (from under one roof )!!

now i m totally stuck at my optom equations!! how can i memorise all these bull shit man!! the locals had graphical calculators n they could store all of them inside but i dont! so i haf to memorise all the 20 plus equations! tat's a total rubbish honestly..