it's a season to be jolly....

i didnt realli wan to say this lar...coz i m a christian but seriously some ppl haf to freaking wake up their idea!! i mean realli seriously!.. do u haf friends whom u tried to ask out a billion times n they are neva free coz of church stuff.. n they onli meet up wif ppl in their church n seldom ppl outside church? den all out of a sudden, they become super enthu n want u to join their xmas celebrations n stuff... juz makes me feel tat i m some sort of ''sales target''... mayb i m wrong but i juz feel this way n it realli pisses me off...

some christians shd realli wake up their idea!! ok this doesnt onli apply to christians onli ... some ppl can donate all their money to church(the money tat they didnt even earn themselves somemore), no money to even cut hair n haf to borrow money from ppl!!... like WTH?!! i m sure the church doesnt make them do it but then in everyone's eyes, it made the church seem like a cult isnt it?!

n they feel extremely comfortable to mix wif ONLI church ppl... which is nothing wrong honestly.. esp if they are normally not veri social acceptable in the first place... i haf seen alot of these kind of ppl in the brisbane church...BUT pls wake up ur IDEA!! it's a damn simple equation... if u see a grp of weirdos together , would u want to join them?! see?! church is not a shield or a shell u hide behind to feel comfortable in n dont care abt the rest of the world!... u simply juz cant change ur company u mix wif n suddenly all ur weirdo actions become rite ... juz like if a bunch of satans mix together n feel comfortable wif each other , it makes their thinking and actions rite?! u haf to look at urself n see wat's wrong?!! ur main aim is to evangelize rite?? n u are trying to do the exact opposite...

it's xmas eve todae!! so i shd be nicer to ppl todae n try to be less guai lan... mayb church gers wont find me DANGEROUS(which till now i still dont understand wat's the theory behind it)...

oh damn it! the kayaking trip has been canceled!!! due to the monsoon ............... quite sianzz!!!!... so long neva go kayak n when tml i m gng kayak ,it's canceled!!!... last yr even worse also neva cancel leh... mayb this yr after the dragon boat incident, ppl in the government humji .... spore always like dat one... nothing happens, the lousy lousy things they dont wan to improve.... DEN DA JI come alr den they humji here humji there.... but den again, cancel the trip also gd la... kayaking in the rain sibe sianzz wan(though i haf the nike all condition jacket now), it still sux...

and 1 more thing .... WQ is getting crazy man!! after he breaks up wif S , he kee siao alr.... small small thing he get angry... complaints from all ard the world for his behavior alr!!!.... n ysd kanna on me... he asked if my picks are fior sth sth sth......i replied y.... den he asked again n i replied y again ..den he fed up saying'' chee bye lar!!! i asked is fior means fiorentina!!!'' WAH LAN!!! i replied y a few times alr!!! ... somemore i provide him my picks to him for free!!! n help him jackpot how many times laio!!!!....WAH LAN... sibe shag... he broke up how many mths ago liao!! it's time to get over it man...

it's like the wind..u cant see it but u can feel it

yea yea i admit... i realli miss hafing e LTR feeling... no more that kind of mayb-we-will-break-up next-wk shit... waste time, energy n emotions(to a smaller extent,sperm...hahaha)...it has been more than ...erm ... 4 yrs??? ok it's juz too long ago that i cant even remember how long liao...

n it's god damn hard to find someone who is cute, fun, interesting , nice, available n faithful eh?! n if dat happens i swear i wouldnt even tink of sex for the next 5 yrs !!.....so God it's time for u to send down an angel for me.... n Satan pls send me a devil... let them mate n i will date their daughter!!!! Angels are too boring ; Devils are too evil...

juz found out tat another of my friend got depression... before i went to aussie i haf neva tot depression is so freaking common la... n it's unpredictable... snap of ur fingers n out of the blue ,u got it... no matter who u are, how cheerful u are....

when i first came to brisbane, my friend was a pretty cute jap ger who was confident n funny... den suddenly she kanna depression... she cant get out of the house... absolutely hate crowds n would faint if she gets out of the hse.... see crowd or people she cant breathe and everytime any exams near she would fall extremely sick! at first i tot she tok cock onli... but it's realli real man...the worse thing of hafing depression is tat u will haf to eat the depression pills which u may get addicted... wifout it, u will feel sad n stuff... N IT MAKES U GAIN WEIGHT.... which do nothing beneficial to ur confidence... n thus makes u even more want to take the pills to make u feel betta... n the vicious cycle begins!!

last mth during the exams , i went out to da pao some food den this auntie out of the blue say hi to me.... i realli stunned!! den i realised is my friend!! TAT friend.... totally didnt expect it... she gained at least 10kg , looks extremely pale n walks like a defeated dog.... totally like an auntie~~... 6 mths neva see her n suddenly ''pop'' ...an attractive ger became an auntie.... like dat still nvm... the things she said is all abt how suck her exams are, how bad she's doing and how sucky her life is n so on.... totally bores me out...last time things tat she said are interesting n funny.... it's damn scary lar.. honestly... her whole life juz crumbles juz like dat... n she might be quitting uni to go back japan becoz of it... haizzz

for those who tinks that depression people are crazy, jolly well fuck off!... depression is as easily caught as a simple cold n most of the time it's not their fault at all...U MIGHT BE NEXT!!!

horse riding!!

juz came back from horse riding!! n it was fun! EXCEPT for the freaking disgusting rain tat keeps coming ,coming n coming... super irritating lar... wanna start liao den rain..den haf to delay....den finally stop and less than 10 mins rain again!!

i went wif mostly the yr 1s and they are freaking funny lar...u can clearly feel the difference btw a yr1 and yr2 and of course the grads... the tinking n things they tok abt are soooo dfferent....


got to noe alot of stuff abt horses!!!...in the world, there's no such stuff as a white horse!!.. there's only dark horses wif ALOT of white patches which are called grey horses... the more common ones are chestnut horses and the extremely rare pure black horses... so for all those gers who tink tat there are such thing as a BAI MA WANG ZI, DREAM ON!!! ... it's a bloody lie by disney... oh the horses are also for different purposes... some are for endurance (in human terms marathon) , some for racing and some for jumping..


got to noe this horse called Sakura... the most beautiful horse in the whole stable... it's damn fucking fierce lar... keep trying to bite everyone... it has its own special stable coz it jumps incredibly high for a stallion of its age... damn power.. it even dare to bite the most senior trainer n onli allow 1 guy to ride on it! den on the first day i keep on desiaoing him... by agaring the distance whereby his lips can touch but his teeth cant touch and i put the hay there ...hahaha.. damn funny lar... end up it can touch it but cant eat!! n everyday time i go past it i will stare at it n try to punch it ...hahahhah... n tat fucked up horse realli remember me!! everytime i walk close he will stare at me n always trying to bite! but the more he guai lan me, the more i wan to desiao him...

this saturday they are reorganising a trip back to UTM!! dunno i shd go anot.. came back so long haven realli slack at home n rot the whole day away.. everyday go out, meet ppl , meeting horses, STUDYING FOR SAT!,buying essential stuff...so yes mayb i will juz rot 1 day at home this wkend

juz got back from bintan!!... it is quite a bad trip.... got totally sunburnt n my skin is aching like mad now...

first was pretty sucky.. lewis vomited when he get on the ferry to bintan...so do many many others in the ferry..crazy man... the ferry literally tilted 45 degrees!!!...it's like taking the pirate ship for 1 freaking hr...!!

n finally we reached bintan n we haf to bbq the food...since it's gonna rain ,we tried to bbq juz outside our chalet... BUT SHAG!!..the manager discovered it!! not only he forces us to stop our bbq ,we are also kanna exposed for hafing 2 more ppl they permitted!!.... now we hcagaf to pay extra!! he forced us to bbq beside the beach on a huge pc of log... which caught fire!! due to the super lousy aluminum casing we used for bbq! n it's gonna rain so we can put out the fire or we would haf no time to cook the stuff!!! end up we rush to finsih the totally cold hotdogs n crabsticks, dunno-wat-fish sashimi, n medium-rare cooked chicken wings... n tinking tat at nite hafing cup noodles will fill our stomach..

DEN SHAG AGAIN!!! the room has NO kettle... fucking lousy fridge n not even a telephone!!! so no room service, no hot water n our beer has to be drunk warm!...take that for a first day of an overseas trip!

luckily next day was pretty gd... sunshine in the morning n darn strong wind. teh perfect combi for a gd tan! plus there are lots of bikini japs!... kind of ironic man... so many japs in brissie n none of them are as hot as those in bintan!! how gay...

suntanning suntanning suntanning... tat's all we CAN DO IN BINTAN!!!all activities are not allowed due to the monsoon... DAMn DAMN DAMN..sHAG SHAG SHAGGGGG!!!!!!

juz watched this simply fairy-tale like movie called Enchanted... wah it simply cannot make it...the princess keep singing n singing all the way throughout the movie n the prince looked insanely himbotic... plus the jokes in the movie is sooooo predictable n of course the ending is the same old happily-ever-after without the evil queen...

but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!

oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not

jj so gd u haf to call him twice

last nite was my biggest win in my short poker career !... 500 bucks from pj, karwai and zhiqin... add 220 from the nite before n now my ''jay's spore poker tour'' earnings rises up to 720... !! gd lar... now i haf extra money to spend in bintan on saturday!! woohoo... simply like the feeling of outwitting ppl on the poker table

i m back!!..but this time not as excited den last time...no longer craving for much food n stuff...

STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...

this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating

xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it

i m ggn sdyney !! ... ok it's a freaking impromptu event.... last nite we are juz chatting wat to do for the wkend, den suddenly dunno who say go sdyney.... hahhhaha...den almost immediately we went to bk 2 cars!... ahaha...

so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...

oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...

ysd was one of the sickest day ever!!!.. i stayed over at david's place n oh man he is fucking scary la!!... BORAT is RIGHT!...Jews are crazy ppl!!... last time was my bastard hsemate n now it's david...

we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!

Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...

den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...

optom is finally over...!! wat a gay paper... didnt get to slp at all last nite... now my body clock is totally screwed up!.. slp at 4 , wake up at 12... n so if i haf exams in the morning i cant slp at all, if not i will be late... oh well , shall not complain so much... esp when these few stressed up days are juz my regular days in SMU ...been there done tat.

seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...

wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...

woo hoo!!!!... i gt my own room alr!! finally!! felix has gone back to singapore so i took over his rm... awesome man... days of a homeless bugger no more!!....

the last few days has been shit man... having no keys to cheryl's hse... i haf to go back home veri veri early .. n in an event of me staying in school late to study, i haf no where to slp!!... a few days ago, ludwig n cheryl were aslp so i cant go back home so i ended up combining 4 chairs together in the library n slp...! n waited till 7 am to go to the entrance n hope someone will open the main gate for me.... n this stupid old bugger scanned me like i m some barcode before he let me in....

shiok man shiok.... bed neva feels so great before... n it has an aircon somemore... ! internet is available n i m no longer held captive by the isreali bastard n his malaysian bitch! staying there has been a horrible experience... probably worse than saddam hussien's little hole....

ok STILL CANT find someone to go india... n everyone gifs the same reply! '' india too many ABNN''... '' india too smelly''...''india very dirty''....''india very dangerous''... ''india very hot''... come on man... india not tat bad lar....taj mahal n the rat temple are there n cobras and belly dancing(??) are from there rite?... ok mayb this will be my first destination as a solo backpacker

3 nites being a homeless bugger!! actually not tat bad lar... in fact it's betta than staying at tat fucking asshole's place paying crazy amt of money....haha the onli bad thing is cheryl keep threatening to kick me out of the hse whenever i desiao her....

''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....

studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN

finally put an end to the housing saga! gonna live at cheryl's place for a wk before moving to gavin's place to stay till term ends! turns out to be a blessing in disguise as i dont need to see those assholes' faces any longer... thanx for everyone's help ... esp gavin, cheryl, ludwig for the place to stay, therese for lending me the space to put my stuff.... jasmine for GENEROUSLY offered her toilet wif all her undergarments for me to stay if i m extremely desperate , the 5 monkeys' advice on how to destroy the room before i leave, edward's kind offer of a place in KG, dilys' offer of her place for me to stay n many others who offered to help n advice!! ...ahha ... i m like saying a thank you speech after winning an OSCAR!

ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...

also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...

seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..

oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing

KNNBCCB!! seriously this is the least i can describe my hsemates! fuck man! knn!!... my hatred for them now is right up there wif TYS... they demanded me to move out in 2 wks!!! cb lar... how to find a place in 2 wks n onli stay for 1 mth... n i clearly told tat bitch i staying till at least mid nov n they somemore smile n say ' no worries, we noe u got exams n stuff so we wont ask u to move'' when they are taking my rent... fuck them man! seriously i cant believe one can be so cb n vicious.. n now when they get a replacement, everything they deny hearing or saying.. i haf neva hit a woman or scolded but that bitch is seriously testing my limits!

i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...

well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!

the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)


> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.


i replied :

i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!

sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:

Dear Friend

I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............

n this is my reply:

hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...

can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...

n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...

u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...

i would even marry u for that money:)



hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..

todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....

finally got the pics!!..

some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...

there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!

n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........

PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...