juz watched this simply fairy-tale like movie called Enchanted... wah it simply cannot make it...the princess keep singing n singing all the way throughout the movie n the prince looked insanely himbotic... plus the jokes in the movie is sooooo predictable n of course the ending is the same old happily-ever-after without the evil queen...

but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!

oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not

jj so gd u haf to call him twice

last nite was my biggest win in my short poker career !... 500 bucks from pj, karwai and zhiqin... add 220 from the nite before n now my ''jay's spore poker tour'' earnings rises up to 720... !! gd lar... now i haf extra money to spend in bintan on saturday!! woohoo... simply like the feeling of outwitting ppl on the poker table

i m back!!..but this time not as excited den last time...no longer craving for much food n stuff...

STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...

this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating

xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it

i m ggn sdyney !! ... ok it's a freaking impromptu event.... last nite we are juz chatting wat to do for the wkend, den suddenly dunno who say go sdyney.... hahhhaha...den almost immediately we went to bk 2 cars!... ahaha...

so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...

oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...

ysd was one of the sickest day ever!!!.. i stayed over at david's place n oh man he is fucking scary la!!... BORAT is RIGHT!...Jews are crazy ppl!!... last time was my bastard hsemate n now it's david...

we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!

Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...

den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...

optom is finally over...!! wat a gay paper... didnt get to slp at all last nite... now my body clock is totally screwed up!.. slp at 4 , wake up at 12... n so if i haf exams in the morning i cant slp at all, if not i will be late... oh well , shall not complain so much... esp when these few stressed up days are juz my regular days in SMU ...been there done tat.

seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...

wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...

woo hoo!!!!... i gt my own room alr!! finally!! felix has gone back to singapore so i took over his rm... awesome man... days of a homeless bugger no more!!....

the last few days has been shit man... having no keys to cheryl's hse... i haf to go back home veri veri early .. n in an event of me staying in school late to study, i haf no where to slp!!... a few days ago, ludwig n cheryl were aslp so i cant go back home so i ended up combining 4 chairs together in the library n slp...! n waited till 7 am to go to the entrance n hope someone will open the main gate for me.... n this stupid old bugger scanned me like i m some barcode before he let me in....

shiok man shiok.... bed neva feels so great before... n it has an aircon somemore... ! internet is available n i m no longer held captive by the isreali bastard n his malaysian bitch! staying there has been a horrible experience... probably worse than saddam hussien's little hole....

ok STILL CANT find someone to go india... n everyone gifs the same reply! '' india too many ABNN''... '' india too smelly''...''india very dirty''....''india very dangerous''... ''india very hot''... come on man... india not tat bad lar....taj mahal n the rat temple are there n cobras and belly dancing(??) are from there rite?... ok mayb this will be my first destination as a solo backpacker

3 nites being a homeless bugger!! actually not tat bad lar... in fact it's betta than staying at tat fucking asshole's place paying crazy amt of money....haha the onli bad thing is cheryl keep threatening to kick me out of the hse whenever i desiao her....

''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....

studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN

finally put an end to the housing saga! gonna live at cheryl's place for a wk before moving to gavin's place to stay till term ends! turns out to be a blessing in disguise as i dont need to see those assholes' faces any longer... thanx for everyone's help ... esp gavin, cheryl, ludwig for the place to stay, therese for lending me the space to put my stuff.... jasmine for GENEROUSLY offered her toilet wif all her undergarments for me to stay if i m extremely desperate , the 5 monkeys' advice on how to destroy the room before i leave, edward's kind offer of a place in KG, dilys' offer of her place for me to stay n many others who offered to help n advice!! ...ahha ... i m like saying a thank you speech after winning an OSCAR!

ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...

also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...

seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..

oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing

KNNBCCB!! seriously this is the least i can describe my hsemates! fuck man! knn!!... my hatred for them now is right up there wif TYS... they demanded me to move out in 2 wks!!! cb lar... how to find a place in 2 wks n onli stay for 1 mth... n i clearly told tat bitch i staying till at least mid nov n they somemore smile n say ' no worries, we noe u got exams n stuff so we wont ask u to move'' when they are taking my rent... fuck them man! seriously i cant believe one can be so cb n vicious.. n now when they get a replacement, everything they deny hearing or saying.. i haf neva hit a woman or scolded but that bitch is seriously testing my limits!

i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...

well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!

the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)


> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.


i replied :

i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!

sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:

Dear Friend

I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............

n this is my reply:

hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...

can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...

n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...

u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...

i would even marry u for that money:)



hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..

todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....

finally got the pics!!..

some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...

there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!

n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........

PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...

a pot of pot

the smoking bottle for pot

last nite my hsemate bought 5 servings of pot... haha.. it was damn freaking interesting!!! n he spent about half an hr to build the ''smoking pipe'' for the pot wif a plastic bottle, a pen n chewing gum...

the effects of pot is damn strong !! crazily strong...he was like dancing ard in the hse like he's flying!! den he played tom clancy n keep throwing grenades n keep laughing at the laptop.. damn hilarious the scene...i wanted so much to try it too!! but as a non-smoker, i will probably need at least 6 hrs to recover n i need to fucking hell complete my sick ass 2000 word optom assignment n i haf no time to try!! definitely will try the next time her smokes again...

the frasier gang are gng to GC for shopping n suntan later!! woo hoo!! great fun ahead!! life's great:)

claudia n cheryl

i juz saw cheryl's bday pics on facebk so for those guys who wan to see who claudia is ...there u go...

JUZ came back from Frasier island!!! WOOHOO... fantastic trip man!!! it realli lives up to the tag of one of the most beautiful island in the world!!.. it's also the world's biggest sand island...
it's juz amazing how beautiful the whole place is n most of the time u could walk barefooted all the way.... words cant describe how awesome the place is... will post the photos when i get them from the gers

mini-size-me

u guys cant believe how fucking small macdonald's drink are in aussie!! hahah.. it's so freaking ironic tat most aussies are overweight n their drink size is sooooo small...

oh i juz discovered a new kind of pool... called the korean pool.. it's onli available in korean pool shops ... it's damn challenging .... u haf 2 red balls n 2 white balls(1 with a dot n another is without dot).. n u choose 1 of the white ball n u muz hit both the red balls with ur white ball with 1 shot.. it's damn hard man...u muz estimate ur cushion angle so tat ur white ball will rebound back to hit ur 2nd red ball after u hit the 1st red ball n when the white ball rebound n hits the other white ball u will minus 1 pt... micheal, collin , eugani played like 1.5 hrs juz to finish a game!!

todae juz went for the makan bazaar for singaporeans in gold coast... had a total of 12 dishes man.. laska, prawn mee, char tow kway, meesiam n stuff... but most of the food sucks lar n veri small portions.. i sibe buay tahan their style of distributing food lar.. sooo singaporean!! everyone needs to haf a coupon n at every stall u haf to cancel out ur food tat u took.. damn scare we will cheat another bowl of the food... for aussies u will NEVA see this kind of thing one..they haf so much integrity n trust in their own ppl lar...they are also veri easy going wif these kind of things..argh! as the saying goes, '' u can bring a singaporean out of singapore but u cant take the singapore out of the singaporean''............

guess wat... i met claudia again! hahah... it's damn qiao that i haf been here so long i didnt even see her before n now i keep seeing her...but as usual she asked a damn stupid qn.

i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......

erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...

but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..

TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx

oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...

i cant believe i did that seriously... it's like an autocast your-question-is-very-dumb defense shield...

the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...

then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''

den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...

but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...

n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...

i muz tell jay i noe he didnt come for class

todae i skipped my optom class again.. probably the 132989285023058th time i m doing it... but todae i kanna caught by the teacher for doing dat!

he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...

he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''

SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...

but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........

''i haven seen u in ages...!!''

''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''

''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........

cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...