a preview of what i gonna see

myanmar burma

bought my tix to burma liao... set off on 26th jan to 4 feb.. so sorta spending my bday there... i will going from yangon to bagan to mandalay to inle lake and den back to yangon... there isnt any internet ,atm or possibly no stable electricity to charge my hp in there so pls kindly tell my parents to follow the route n hope can heng heng collect my body if i m still not back on 4 feb...

HAHA! kidding la... burma nt tat dangerous lar(or so i hope)... the main concern is only the money issue.. there is no ATM or use of cards...so bankrupt means u are fucked... strained in the middle of nowhere wif absolutely no where to go... plus nt much cars in the rural areas so u can dream on hitching a ride(if u dare)... oh well it shd be an awesome experience ... i hope at least... talking to the ppl... there's onli 36000 ppl travellling to burma each yr onli... so they realli seldom see tourist n most of them are taught disobeying the govt is a huge huge huge crime n sin(so do we sporeans)... mayb go there muz stop shooting my mouth off or else realli end up in trouble..so might as well kp them here first..

the govt is FUCKiNG stupid~~! wana dictate, make it soooo obvious n wif absolutely no tact... pls go n learn some skills from our GODFATHER can?! he is a legend... sue opponents bankrupt coz they forget to fill forms or use company stamps for private use or exile them to some small island in Sentosa... juz before elections gif ppl money and cut the map so they are more advantageous..plus telecommunications n all the transport, biggest grocery shop and even the labor union are his... THIS IS WAT U CALL SMART! fucking hell... go ard the country killing monks n foreigners cfm tio kp from other countries la... bo niao leh... seriously... USE UR BLAINS ,USE UR BLAINS, USE UR BLAINS!!

finally bought the olympus camera... the water proof, drop proof,everything proof camera... and a new backpack ...

still thinking if i shd go genting again... karlee n jeremy , pei juan all going up this wk... n my hands are itching to use the knowledge i juz acquired from the old uncle last wk... plus i haven play the flying game!

but veri troublesome lar.. i mean not the trip itself but all the way go down to golden mile to make reservations is super sianzz n come back home den go back there again for the bus ! can vomit blood...though tml i might be going the myanmar embassy to make visa so sort of on the way... plus the fact that my mum keep kp me ,say i everyday gamble gamble gamble... want to be du shen issit.. YES SHE IS RITE! it's a dream of mine to be a professional gambler ,seriously... haf seen a few pros in brissie casino before n of course on TV but den i noe i m not gd enuff , yet!

so see my mood tml lar... if good den go if not stay in sg also not bad since lately the weather become much much betta n finally mayb i cld haf some tan.

highland of sin

back from genting!!! didnt win 10000s as expected but enuff to cover the cost for free... indeed pontoon n blackjack are 2 totally different story!! ''how to win at bj'' book tips n skills cant be used there...to ppl who dont noe, BLACKJACK n POKER are the 2 games in casino that has the most professional players n doesnt allow hps ,or notes taking at the table becoz YES THEY ARE THE ONLI 2 GAMES TAT U CAN HAF A EVEN OR BETTA CHANCE THAN THE DEALER if u haf sufficient info...

use the knowledge of bj tat won me the car in aussie in pontoon n completely doesnt work! coz pontoon has no 10s n also many other different rules...until this uncle come out of the blue n ''zi dian mi jin''!!... he say i wear whole body orange will bring luck so he bet wif me...haha... den at every pocket he analyze for me why each hand shd take extra cards or not...for example, in bj, if dealer has 17 n u haf 16 or lower, almost most of the time it is advantageous for u to take card coz the dealer stands at 17 n there are 4 out of 13 cards tat can kill u on the 2nd card! for pontoon is different, coz there is no 10s, the onli chance that dealer can kill u is wif a pic n less chance it will kill u on the 2nd card so there is no need to try to get to 17.....

another scenerio, when u get 12 or 13 in bj usually u dont take if the banker got 4,5,6 coz u might get burst abt 30% of the time but the banker burst 60% of the time so it's betta not to take. but for pontoon, u HAF to take! coz 12 is veri hard to burst since there is no 10s n u get money straightaway if u get 21 unlike bj. so the incentives are much much more! the uncle maybe is the GOD OF gambler!!...remember all those stephen chow's show.. the master is always an uncle sitting at one corner smoking n looking super chui!...exactly like those.....at first lose 600 end up win 200 plus juz because of him alone... there are many more scenarios but too tired to type them out..

oh yar haven tok abt my 2 friends who went up wif me... Mr Rabbit n Mr Monkey... rabbit is the ultimate ah beng wif dragon tattoo all over him n it's teh 2nd i see him onli... monkey is the one who intro him to me...in genting , there are many sneaky pimps ard.. who go ard at the lift lobby asking in canto,'' u wan KEN DE JI (KFC chicken) for supper or breakfast?'' n virtually every pimp goes to Rabbit !! freaking funny! it's like formality tat once a ger or guy comes out to us, he or she will cfm ask rabbit to call them ''later at nite for some fun''... hahahaha.... but bo bian lar... he realli haf tat teeko bin .. THIS IS WAT U CALL A ''CHICK MAGNET' literally ...hahahaha

overall this trip have been fun!! whole day gamble , eat, drink ,slp is HOW SHIOK! the onli tint in the trip is the stupid early closure of the ''flying thing game'' and liverpool losing ....

ok la.. abort mission... realli cant get any decent flight to india!!! n the train tix u haf to bk few wks in adv(WTF>!!!!)... the onli air tix to delhi by this super chui JET AIRLINES cost a whopping 950 bucks!!! some more will reach there at an inhuman timing of 240 am ... siao !! i how garang also wont reach there at 240am , risk ganna kidnap by taxi drivers or extort by them like in vietnam!! n indians can camouflage in the nite, steal my things i also dunno...

the onli way to go there cheaply is to fly budget to chennai or calcatta n move across the whole country to delhi which will take like a mth to actually enjoy the whole trip... oh well

plan A failed liao den plan B also failed!! my plan B was to ask elaine if her dad can help me get visa to Bhutan , the world's happiest country..... but end up her dad says unless it's a next-of-kin or else also cant get visa... which means i muz marry elaine to haf a meager chance of getting in...

oh well stay in spore also la... mayb i could finally get my diving license albeit taking it at palau hantu... c how first la

india

the route to travel has been drawn!

from delhi to agra den to udaipur , judhpur den back to delhi...

now time to get all the medical supplies, a new backpack n a last min tix to india... Even air india(one fot he world's most dangerous airlines) now has no tix for nex wk.... shit!... got so many ppl from singapore wan to go india meh??!!

actually tinking of going to bhutan after india den go straight to tibet... but tat will take me like at least 2 mths n at least 8k ... plus the fact that bhutan needs SPECIAL assistance n ppl inside bhutan to ''SPONSOR'' u before u can get any visa inside as they are trying to restrict tourists going in! tat makes me wan to go even more!! before their king steps down to appoint a cabinet to govern the country... OH elaine's dad works there rite?! mayb i will ask for her help the end of this end when i haf enuff money to go there... tibet is even worse! recently some bastard americans kp the chinese government roght a tthe summit of tibet n now they strictly dont allow anyone to go in unless u haf VERI VERI SPECIAL assistance which means even more $$$$$...

it's time to plan this yr travel trips alr... last min planning is extremely fucked up... finding a travel partner is like finding indians in a pile of shit.. hope this solo trip is a gd one den tehre will much more to come

Return of the Book

finally got my macbk back!!! these few days keep going to my bro's rm to use internet is freaking troublesome ,esp when he brings his gf back everytime....

ok now all my info gone, all music gone, all photos gone... well done macbk...!!

suddenly my adventurous spirit is back!!! time to travel to weirdo places once again....finally went to library todae to borrow all the travel guides to india, bhutan and tibet...frustrating man... seriously... damn dulan wif Nisa... waited for her like a million yrs to finish her exams in brissie den now gonna to book tix, she didnt gif any reply!...mayb , juz mayb it's a sign i haf to do a solo

oh my soccer betting career has once again began...not as glorious as the good old ''golden age'' but nevertheless able to sponsor my air tix to india...so shdnt complain too much ar...n after ysd liverpool's disgraceful draw against Wigan next wk will the time for an all-in bet for pool

oh xmas n new yr has been GREAT!!! almost meet up wif everyone that i wan to meet n realli haf a fun time catching up wif each other's life....many juz grad n started working for 6 mths alr n honestly life DO change after u grad... like the gers now all broke up wif their exs as expectations of a guy now is of a total different story... like career , money and seriousness of the guy score much more pts than tall dark and handsome...aiya but expected lar... 23 ,24 liao leh... half a decade more dont get married i tink u can sign up to become the next MDM LOY liao.. the tot of them getting married when i grad is DAMN DAMN WEIRD though... imagine when i first noe them , some of them didnt even need to wear bra!!! ahhaha..

merry xmas!!

hey JESUS!!! HAPPY 2007th Bday!!! hope u haf a blast in heaven!! but pls dont get urself drunk wif the insane amount of wine in heaven!! later drunk den accidentally make out wif souls that u shd not make out wif (technically all the souls since we are all suppose to be bros n sis)...

n everyone MERRY MERRY XMAS!!! hope u gers neva kanna molest by the blangahs last nite n the guys neva kanna box by them...HAF MORE FUN BEFORE WORK N SCHOOLS START!!!

it's a season to be jolly....

i didnt realli wan to say this lar...coz i m a christian but seriously some ppl haf to freaking wake up their idea!! i mean realli seriously!.. do u haf friends whom u tried to ask out a billion times n they are neva free coz of church stuff.. n they onli meet up wif ppl in their church n seldom ppl outside church? den all out of a sudden, they become super enthu n want u to join their xmas celebrations n stuff... juz makes me feel tat i m some sort of ''sales target''... mayb i m wrong but i juz feel this way n it realli pisses me off...

some christians shd realli wake up their idea!! ok this doesnt onli apply to christians onli ... some ppl can donate all their money to church(the money tat they didnt even earn themselves somemore), no money to even cut hair n haf to borrow money from ppl!!... like WTH?!! i m sure the church doesnt make them do it but then in everyone's eyes, it made the church seem like a cult isnt it?!

n they feel extremely comfortable to mix wif ONLI church ppl... which is nothing wrong honestly.. esp if they are normally not veri social acceptable in the first place... i haf seen alot of these kind of ppl in the brisbane church...BUT pls wake up ur IDEA!! it's a damn simple equation... if u see a grp of weirdos together , would u want to join them?! see?! church is not a shield or a shell u hide behind to feel comfortable in n dont care abt the rest of the world!... u simply juz cant change ur company u mix wif n suddenly all ur weirdo actions become rite ... juz like if a bunch of satans mix together n feel comfortable wif each other , it makes their thinking and actions rite?! u haf to look at urself n see wat's wrong?!! ur main aim is to evangelize rite?? n u are trying to do the exact opposite...

it's xmas eve todae!! so i shd be nicer to ppl todae n try to be less guai lan... mayb church gers wont find me DANGEROUS(which till now i still dont understand wat's the theory behind it)...

oh damn it! the kayaking trip has been canceled!!! due to the monsoon ............... quite sianzz!!!!... so long neva go kayak n when tml i m gng kayak ,it's canceled!!!... last yr even worse also neva cancel leh... mayb this yr after the dragon boat incident, ppl in the government humji .... spore always like dat one... nothing happens, the lousy lousy things they dont wan to improve.... DEN DA JI come alr den they humji here humji there.... but den again, cancel the trip also gd la... kayaking in the rain sibe sianzz wan(though i haf the nike all condition jacket now), it still sux...

and 1 more thing .... WQ is getting crazy man!! after he breaks up wif S , he kee siao alr.... small small thing he get angry... complaints from all ard the world for his behavior alr!!!.... n ysd kanna on me... he asked if my picks are fior sth sth sth......i replied y.... den he asked again n i replied y again ..den he fed up saying'' chee bye lar!!! i asked is fior means fiorentina!!!'' WAH LAN!!! i replied y a few times alr!!! ... somemore i provide him my picks to him for free!!! n help him jackpot how many times laio!!!!....WAH LAN... sibe shag... he broke up how many mths ago liao!! it's time to get over it man...

it's like the wind..u cant see it but u can feel it

yea yea i admit... i realli miss hafing e LTR feeling... no more that kind of mayb-we-will-break-up next-wk shit... waste time, energy n emotions(to a smaller extent,sperm...hahaha)...it has been more than ...erm ... 4 yrs??? ok it's juz too long ago that i cant even remember how long liao...

n it's god damn hard to find someone who is cute, fun, interesting , nice, available n faithful eh?! n if dat happens i swear i wouldnt even tink of sex for the next 5 yrs !!.....so God it's time for u to send down an angel for me.... n Satan pls send me a devil... let them mate n i will date their daughter!!!! Angels are too boring ; Devils are too evil...

juz found out tat another of my friend got depression... before i went to aussie i haf neva tot depression is so freaking common la... n it's unpredictable... snap of ur fingers n out of the blue ,u got it... no matter who u are, how cheerful u are....

when i first came to brisbane, my friend was a pretty cute jap ger who was confident n funny... den suddenly she kanna depression... she cant get out of the house... absolutely hate crowds n would faint if she gets out of the hse.... see crowd or people she cant breathe and everytime any exams near she would fall extremely sick! at first i tot she tok cock onli... but it's realli real man...the worse thing of hafing depression is tat u will haf to eat the depression pills which u may get addicted... wifout it, u will feel sad n stuff... N IT MAKES U GAIN WEIGHT.... which do nothing beneficial to ur confidence... n thus makes u even more want to take the pills to make u feel betta... n the vicious cycle begins!!

last mth during the exams , i went out to da pao some food den this auntie out of the blue say hi to me.... i realli stunned!! den i realised is my friend!! TAT friend.... totally didnt expect it... she gained at least 10kg , looks extremely pale n walks like a defeated dog.... totally like an auntie~~... 6 mths neva see her n suddenly ''pop'' ...an attractive ger became an auntie.... like dat still nvm... the things she said is all abt how suck her exams are, how bad she's doing and how sucky her life is n so on.... totally bores me out...last time things tat she said are interesting n funny.... it's damn scary lar.. honestly... her whole life juz crumbles juz like dat... n she might be quitting uni to go back japan becoz of it... haizzz

for those who tinks that depression people are crazy, jolly well fuck off!... depression is as easily caught as a simple cold n most of the time it's not their fault at all...U MIGHT BE NEXT!!!

horse riding!!

juz came back from horse riding!! n it was fun! EXCEPT for the freaking disgusting rain tat keeps coming ,coming n coming... super irritating lar... wanna start liao den rain..den haf to delay....den finally stop and less than 10 mins rain again!!

i went wif mostly the yr 1s and they are freaking funny lar...u can clearly feel the difference btw a yr1 and yr2 and of course the grads... the tinking n things they tok abt are soooo dfferent....


got to noe alot of stuff abt horses!!!...in the world, there's no such stuff as a white horse!!.. there's only dark horses wif ALOT of white patches which are called grey horses... the more common ones are chestnut horses and the extremely rare pure black horses... so for all those gers who tink tat there are such thing as a BAI MA WANG ZI, DREAM ON!!! ... it's a bloody lie by disney... oh the horses are also for different purposes... some are for endurance (in human terms marathon) , some for racing and some for jumping..


got to noe this horse called Sakura... the most beautiful horse in the whole stable... it's damn fucking fierce lar... keep trying to bite everyone... it has its own special stable coz it jumps incredibly high for a stallion of its age... damn power.. it even dare to bite the most senior trainer n onli allow 1 guy to ride on it! den on the first day i keep on desiaoing him... by agaring the distance whereby his lips can touch but his teeth cant touch and i put the hay there ...hahaha.. damn funny lar... end up it can touch it but cant eat!! n everyday time i go past it i will stare at it n try to punch it ...hahahhah... n tat fucked up horse realli remember me!! everytime i walk close he will stare at me n always trying to bite! but the more he guai lan me, the more i wan to desiao him...

this saturday they are reorganising a trip back to UTM!! dunno i shd go anot.. came back so long haven realli slack at home n rot the whole day away.. everyday go out, meet ppl , meeting horses, STUDYING FOR SAT!,buying essential stuff...so yes mayb i will juz rot 1 day at home this wkend

juz got back from bintan!!... it is quite a bad trip.... got totally sunburnt n my skin is aching like mad now...

first was pretty sucky.. lewis vomited when he get on the ferry to bintan...so do many many others in the ferry..crazy man... the ferry literally tilted 45 degrees!!!...it's like taking the pirate ship for 1 freaking hr...!!

n finally we reached bintan n we haf to bbq the food...since it's gonna rain ,we tried to bbq juz outside our chalet... BUT SHAG!!..the manager discovered it!! not only he forces us to stop our bbq ,we are also kanna exposed for hafing 2 more ppl they permitted!!.... now we hcagaf to pay extra!! he forced us to bbq beside the beach on a huge pc of log... which caught fire!! due to the super lousy aluminum casing we used for bbq! n it's gonna rain so we can put out the fire or we would haf no time to cook the stuff!!! end up we rush to finsih the totally cold hotdogs n crabsticks, dunno-wat-fish sashimi, n medium-rare cooked chicken wings... n tinking tat at nite hafing cup noodles will fill our stomach..

DEN SHAG AGAIN!!! the room has NO kettle... fucking lousy fridge n not even a telephone!!! so no room service, no hot water n our beer has to be drunk warm!...take that for a first day of an overseas trip!

luckily next day was pretty gd... sunshine in the morning n darn strong wind. teh perfect combi for a gd tan! plus there are lots of bikini japs!... kind of ironic man... so many japs in brissie n none of them are as hot as those in bintan!! how gay...

suntanning suntanning suntanning... tat's all we CAN DO IN BINTAN!!!all activities are not allowed due to the monsoon... DAMn DAMN DAMN..sHAG SHAG SHAGGGGG!!!!!!

juz watched this simply fairy-tale like movie called Enchanted... wah it simply cannot make it...the princess keep singing n singing all the way throughout the movie n the prince looked insanely himbotic... plus the jokes in the movie is sooooo predictable n of course the ending is the same old happily-ever-after without the evil queen...

but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!

oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not

jj so gd u haf to call him twice

last nite was my biggest win in my short poker career !... 500 bucks from pj, karwai and zhiqin... add 220 from the nite before n now my ''jay's spore poker tour'' earnings rises up to 720... !! gd lar... now i haf extra money to spend in bintan on saturday!! woohoo... simply like the feeling of outwitting ppl on the poker table

i m back!!..but this time not as excited den last time...no longer craving for much food n stuff...

STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...

this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating

xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it

i m ggn sdyney !! ... ok it's a freaking impromptu event.... last nite we are juz chatting wat to do for the wkend, den suddenly dunno who say go sdyney.... hahhhaha...den almost immediately we went to bk 2 cars!... ahaha...

so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...

oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...

ysd was one of the sickest day ever!!!.. i stayed over at david's place n oh man he is fucking scary la!!... BORAT is RIGHT!...Jews are crazy ppl!!... last time was my bastard hsemate n now it's david...

we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!

Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...

den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...

optom is finally over...!! wat a gay paper... didnt get to slp at all last nite... now my body clock is totally screwed up!.. slp at 4 , wake up at 12... n so if i haf exams in the morning i cant slp at all, if not i will be late... oh well , shall not complain so much... esp when these few stressed up days are juz my regular days in SMU ...been there done tat.

seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...

wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...