juz got back from Cairns!!... OMG.. u will not believe how backwards it is!.. i tot it's an very advanced city with tons of jap babes around....only the latter part was right ...
so far in aussie i have only been to Sydney, some parts of NSW, gold coast, melbourne and of course brisbane so i was thinking'' oh so aussie not that backward la''....... OMG they are not kidding when they say'' Only Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are the REAL cities''.... in cairns, u hardly see ANY high rise buildings... kinda weird for a city of its stature.. Winnie told me Perth and other places are worse...OK..........no wonder OPSM is offering almost 10grand per mth just for us to work in perth,darwin or adelaide...! seriously now i know how gd city life is... really... in Singapore, u take for granted that an ambulance will come almost immediately after dialing 995... in the bloody suburbs, i doubt u can EVER get medical help in time...since mayb the whole town only has 1 or 2 doctors... n tat's nuts! even in brisbane , u go to E n E, u may take hrs juz to see the doc! WTF rite?!
aniwae luckily i went to cairns n going fiji tomolo that i escape the responsibility of catching the bloody fucking rat that appear in my kitchen.... RAT leh RAT!!! fuck man!! neva in my life have i seen or even expect such a situation... juz imagine 1 day u open ur cardboard n the bloody fucking rat is chewing ur clothes and its pee and shit in ur underwear and u dunno n wear them!...''YUM YUM YUM, ur clothes are delicious and ur underwear are great toilet bowls:) ''
disgusting rite...bought some rat posion that look like some cheese to bait that bastard(n hopefully only bastard, not bastards) out ...n thank god i m not the one who's gona clear the carcass... to think Fabian even tot it's cute ..''OH the rat is very small only... not like those u see in Singapore kind leh....quite cute in fact''...OMFG... i almost faint when i heard that...
*lastest news!... juz 5 mins ago , we found out where the fuck that dickhead lives already!... it lives in our oven and stove!! OMG. HOW THE FUCK HE GET IN THERE! n he has been living there for ages!! which means all his shit n pee all inside... i already put 2 'cheese'' near his nest... hopefully he grabs them and hopefully he's the only one around...
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