Thursday, January 29, 2009

ipod fuckffle

ipod shuffle is FUCKED UP!!!... cant believe apple comes out with this shit product!! WTF!!! the dock keeps getting spoilt.... WTH!! i just touch it abit onli... the metal stick suppose to connect to the shuffle got bend!!! WTF!!!... it cost me abt 50 plus bucks to ge a new dock!! n my shuffle is onli 80 bucks!!!... WTH!!!

Apple u shd use ur fucking brains when design this shit dock... Now i m left with a red shuffle that cant be charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... WTF WTF....dickheads

Sunday, January 11, 2009

dan shui

ysd went to dan shui... it was a shit trip... seriously.. rain rain rain.... cold cold cold.... n a fucking stupid ah peh who almost kanna knocked by our bus blocking the whole fcuking traffic to demand payment from our bus driver... fucking lame...

the bus went up the hill n this fucking ah pek got down from his cab n pee in the middle of the road... at the turning pt somemore... like WTF!!??!!... our driver heng heng stop in time not to bang him.. den he dulan, keep cursing our bus with fast hokkien bad words that i m sure even dylan cant understand.. our bus driver of course didnt give in the dmads.. so that fucker blocked the whole traffci , refusing to let any car past n this cause a shit load of traffic jam.. KNN

post more later.... winnie's cb cat bite me again ..fuck

Thursday, January 01, 2009

happy new yr!

happy new yr everyone!!..

it seems that 2009 is great!!!... ended off a fantastic trip from the philippines den start it off with a trip to taiwan.... the only downside is probably the wonder of how my fucking water=proof camera got water into it@@@@@!!!!.. WTF

in iloilo, it was a king's life... u have everything in the house... room service, 24 room packing...2 cars, unlimited food on demand... unlimited amount of oysters n fishes... n a HOME CINEMA!!!.. YES a home cinema... damn kua zhang... aileen's place is fantastic... fit for a king.. these 10 days i dun even nee to do any laundry, any making of bed, even thinking of wat to eat...

now in taipei, damn cold n i have onli short pants... which is lame... in the whole airport, i m the onli stupid dumbass who doesnt have a jeans or long pants... food here is damn good... mee sua with pig intestines and iysters... n a fucking smelling tofu for dinner last nite...

OH i finally got my advanced diving license!!... which means now i can do wrecks ..haha... neva expect to be so easy... esp since the last time dive at hantu is a diaster...now i can effortlessly go down .. which is reali amazing... at the divesite the are also 2 koreans.. who are fucking funny!! on is a fat and a humpty dumpty look alike... he is sooo funny wuith all his crap englihs... theother is a muscleman who went to afghanistan for peacekeeping...he was one of the 305 koreans based in there... he told us.. everyday he was trained to kill!!...haha spot any suspect just whack...kill liao den talk...

i noe many methods that soldiers used to relieve their sexual desires, whichi s fucking funny some times.. like the navy,, they will catch octopus to suck thier dick.. so i ask the korean how h edeal woth it... OMG.. he told me the korean govt send them models to fuck!!!...WTF....WTF WTF...models to fuck?!!!! i ask him like 10 times if it's true.. n he swore his dick with it... OMG... i shd go volunteer to army for life!!!... WTH... SAF ARE U FUCKING HEARING THIS!!