happy new yr!

happy new yr everyone!!..

it seems that 2009 is great!!!... ended off a fantastic trip from the philippines den start it off with a trip to taiwan.... the only downside is probably the wonder of how my fucking water=proof camera got water into it@@@@@!!!!.. WTF

in iloilo, it was a king's life... u have everything in the house... room service, 24 room packing...2 cars, unlimited food on demand... unlimited amount of oysters n fishes... n a HOME CINEMA!!!.. YES a home cinema... damn kua zhang... aileen's place is fantastic... fit for a king.. these 10 days i dun even nee to do any laundry, any making of bed, even thinking of wat to eat...

now in taipei, damn cold n i have onli short pants... which is lame... in the whole airport, i m the onli stupid dumbass who doesnt have a jeans or long pants... food here is damn good... mee sua with pig intestines and iysters... n a fucking smelling tofu for dinner last nite...

OH i finally got my advanced diving license!!... which means now i can do wrecks ..haha... neva expect to be so easy... esp since the last time dive at hantu is a diaster...now i can effortlessly go down .. which is reali amazing... at the divesite the are also 2 koreans.. who are fucking funny!! on is a fat and a humpty dumpty look alike... he is sooo funny wuith all his crap englihs... theother is a muscleman who went to afghanistan for peacekeeping...he was one of the 305 koreans based in there... he told us.. everyday he was trained to kill!!...haha spot any suspect just whack...kill liao den talk...

i noe many methods that soldiers used to relieve their sexual desires, whichi s fucking funny some times.. like the navy,, they will catch octopus to suck thier dick.. so i ask the korean how h edeal woth it... OMG.. he told me the korean govt send them models to fuck!!!...WTF....WTF WTF...models to fuck?!!!! i ask him like 10 times if it's true.. n he swore his dick with it... OMG... i shd go volunteer to army for life!!!... WTH... SAF ARE U FUCKING HEARING THIS!!