Gangbang

todae went to mekong delta for a 1 day trip... nothing much seriously .. juz got up on a boat n someone juz row u ard the place... n ppl all begging u for tips...

the main highlight was this little kid singing n dancing for us... she is damn cute!!! took alot of pics fo her... n a few videos...n they bring us to a fucking grand restaurant call garden restuarant or sth like dat... the stuff there are fucking expensive!! the M n M cost 4 sing dollars! crazy... even more exp than singapore.. the toilet is gd though... super clean n there are free towel to clean ur face..

went to a few towns in the mekong delta... noticably ''gangbang'' and ''mei thong''(sounds like beautiful thongs)... the names are damn funny... got 1 more place called HAO AI --- hen hao zou ai(veri gd to make love)...haha... thanx to all these weirdo names tat i can remember those damn roads.... oh got to noe 1 more word in viet... thank you is ''kar men''... veri easy to remember...juz remember kar cheng(backside in hokkien) n gang men(anus in chinese) combine to together... easy rite??!!haha..

gng to nha thrang via an overnite bus in 15 mins!! woo hoo... the best beach resort in vietnam!! cya!

viet viet viet

this uncle says he was in the american navy in the viet war

the eye looks like the LOTR's evil eye rite?

the ang moh tank destroyed by the viets

tickling mr ho chi min

dancing in the rain

kopi -o

todae went to the chu chi tunnel... the trip is fucking LONG!!! from 8am to 7 pm... but stop at cao dai temple are for awhile... CAO DAI is a freaking funny religion lar... hahah... it existed for juz 70 plus yrs n its a combi of christainity, taoism n buddhism... n one of the 3 siants is sun yat sen...!! n hugo victor an ang moh.. it has a freaking eye on the statue which makes it super eerie..

chu chi was great!! the views of the tunnels n the history is fantastic ,onli the video sucks... it is a TOTAL propaganda!! the whole video kept refering the americans as evil n stuff... but seriously the americans are damn bo liao.. realli got nothing better to do go attack vietnam.. their agent orange bombs are freaking scary..i haf seen pics of the victims n the damage is realli crazy..

n for those who are coming to vietname... there are fucking lots of scams!! n they purposely TOCK ur cai tao for fun... the first cab we took we kanna overcharged alr..den a shoe polishing kid charged me 4 times the original price he quoted..max shag...will update more abt the amazing scams when i got more time... time for BEER now

i m gng to viet in like 30 mins! woohoo... first time taking such bloody early flight.. hope everything goes well

BACK BACK BACK!!!

trying hard to store the shisha

fabian clearing up our oysters

the most messed up n fucked up rm a human had ever seen(according to my unilodge mates)

WOOHOO.. exams are over..back in spore n going for vietnam soon!!... life's great!!..

ysd was a veri cock day... paul , oliver, joseph, fabian ,his gf n i went to redcliffe for seafood....WAH LAN ... the journey sibe shag... oliver suddenly cant find the bus-stop for the bus den we haf to taek train DEN take bus again!! DAMN SHAG... whole journey take a fucking 3 hrs... but lucky got take the long road or else we also wont meet this interesting ang moh...

she's 40 n sibe tok cock...i stand down there toking to my ang moh friend asking him redcliffe which food is gd den she suddenly chup in and tok cock... say she from Sydney n the chinatown got great food n how her father died n the asians being so nice to her(sibe bo link rite?) but the ang mohs here they always tok cock out of the blue one n most of the time is totally no link... lucky got her also lar or else the bus trip of 1 hr plus will be so boring lar... she says she's a descendant of Hilter's mistress n say some shit abt whale watching n how the ex-cambodian dictator kill ppl... but she realli stun me when she suddenly say her ancestors are 1st batch of convicts.. i totally stun n dunno how to respond.. but she's totally cool abt it n says she's proud n her history n stuff which is a gd thing..

DEN SUDDENLY she shout,'' shut up urself n fuck off!''.. not to me lar.. but to a cockster sitting behind n keep moaning abt our loudness but hide his face behind the newspaper(we later refer him as smeagol of Lotr coz the way he niam is damn gayish like smeagol says''my precious'')..
i damn kia alr... she out of the blue so fierce like wanna fight like dat..but end up nothing happen lar.. the guy too hum ..

TODAE WAS A SHAGGGGGGGGG DAY!!!... move out of my apartment in the wee hrs last nite n this morning i was fucking fucking late for my flight... it was a 1.55pm flight n i m still at my hse at 1245... i super scare i miss the plane.. so gan chiong until i fuck care stand in the rain n flag for cab but wait for 5 mins no cab stop!! den i fucking realise i was flagging in the bus zone!! damn!!!!! lucky juz nice i move out of the zone a cab came... den me ,jess n her 2 friends chiong up the cab.. i so gan chiong alr hor but francis knn still keep asking me for teh photos!! i literally wanna kill him...in the cab i didnt even say much stuff..too gan chiong alr... international flights need to be checked in 2hrs before!! this is probably the first time i didnt tok for like 30 mins facing 3 ppl... den reach the airport see teh board says my flight in boarding in 15 mins!!

but heng also there no queue(coz every fucking human being in my flight is boarding) n they are so nice to allow my check in...

N HERE I M BACK IN SPORE!! n juz came back from shisha wif weiliang, weiping, lewis.. i dont smoke so somehow or rather i cant reaali do it in the right manner...n wl keep referring i blow out the air as a small fart..

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttear in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Frkaeing amzanig huh?

So dnot say my egnlsih is vrey lan, i prupsoely do it taht way to trian yuor brian.....

cockanathan chinese names

1.Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) -Keep quiet
2.Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
3.Carl Cheng (Hokkien) -
Buttock
4.Monica Cheng (Hokkien) -
Touching your buttocks
5.Lucy Leow (Hokkien) -
You are dead
6.Jane Tan (Mandarin) -
Frying eggs
7.Suzie Leow (Hokkien) -
Lost till death
8.Henry Mah (Mandarin) -
Hate your mum
9.Corrine Tai (Hokkien) -
Poor fellow
10.Paul Chan (Mandarin) -
Bankrupt
11.Nelson Tan (Mandarin) -
Bird laying eggs
12.Leslie Tong(Mandarin) -
Rubbish bin
13.Carmen Teng (Hokkien) -
Leg hair long
14.Connie Mah (Mandarin) -
Call your mother
15.Danny See (Hokkien) -
Squeeze you to death
16.Rosie Teng (Hokkien) -
Screws and nails
17.Pete Tsai (Hokkien) -
Nose droppings
18.Macy Koh (Cantonese) -
Never die before
19.Michael Tan (Cantonese)
- sell chicken eggs

STATS ARE DONE!!... now left chem.... been craving for the chee cheong fun wif stewed beef at city's wok since ysd...but it's so damn cold outside that i dont even wan to go out for meals...

searching for more volunteer webbies ysd... the more i rad, the more i want to go... n it's pissing irritating to jio ppl... most say see first, some say ok but later on pang seh... i tink i will juz go myself ...tinking of Uganda n some african countries... but most of them involve AIDs kids n patients leh... not tat i despise them or wat but dunno why the image of them suddenly go crazy n bite u or u got cut n touches their blood juz doesnt get out of my mind... the onli other options are animal conservation n teaching... pretty cool being teacher ya... i see the pics of the volunteers i rarely rarely see asians, in fact none... weird eh?..

STATS IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS!!... i nid lots of luck tml ...but wif the frequency of luck being shown to me in the last few yrs n the possibility of a miracle happening, the p-value of me doing well is 0.0000... therefore we muz reject the H0 and conclude that Jay Ng Jiajin is at an extremely fucked up position in this exam...

in the prison break hotel!

hey MINDY!! didnt noe u came to aussie!!! many ppl feed u everyday

the FIVE BIG THINGS in Aussie(excluding big ang moh dicks)

the leaves of the BIGBIGBIGBIGBIG pineapple

say hi to the ginger bread men!!!

YATAA!!!.. i m back from sunshine coast!! great 2 days but now i haf to fight for my survival for stats~~!!...

from the glass mountain ,ginger factory to the aussie zoo... it has been a great great trip!!...jas , kae , syl have been great company!! the only shag part was my pathetic driving on a manual car... SHIT!! i totally forget how to drive a manual car n stall the engine dunnoe how many times... dun be mistaken... i m a veri gd driver at auto though...hahahaha... F1 driver!!... oh well... guess i haf to get an auto ferrari instead of a manual one in the future , juz like kevin's dad....lolz

the first day was great.. we went to the BIG PINEAPPLE... 1 of the 5 BIG STUFF of aussie... hope i can finish all 5 before i finish optom... we meet 2 veri veri funny ang moh kids!! lulie( issit spell this way?) and oliveria... lulie keep grabbing jas' hands n refuses to leave us!! haha.. so freaking funny.. den when their parents tell them to say gdbye, they actually say gdbye to them instead!!... hahah... den there are a bunch of dumb geese chasing us... haha... lulie's dad was stunned too!! imagine a big sized ang moh carrying a baby boy running like crazy from some geese!! ...ahha...

at nite we checked into a freaking scary looking motel... like those u see in prison break whereby the fugitives went out of jail rent kind...aahhaa... but it's a hell of a new experience lar...

2nd day we went to the Australia Zoo .. didnt noe it's owned by Steve Irwin.. no wonder Bondi was choosen to do all the ads n kids exercise videos lar!.it's freaking funny when i told them tat imagine Bondi after 10 yrs become a fat ger... ! den kaeley responded,'' go n die lar... she get fat also own the zoo lor... she's steve irwin's daughter!!'' kanna stunned... see her not veri chio or wat leh.. i haf seen much chioer and cuter 9 yr old gers but she got chosen to do the exercise videos...ahaah...

went to take pics wif the koalas in the later part of the day.. kanna kan by the zookeeper ...
''can i take photos wif the thing??''
''WHAT U MEAN by the THING??!!!'' the zookeeper responded angrily... shag max...maximum paiseh... in front of them i call the koala ''the thing''... oh shit... den i go point at the ''off day koala''(yes.. the dumb koala haf off-days ..) n stroke it...
''DONT TOUCH IT!!'' this time i realli stunned... like WTF?!! scold me for wat...'' it's on off day.. u can onli take wif the other one on the tree'', she muz be fucking pissed off wif me... first referring her koala as thing den go touch a resting koala...haha.. oh wells...

we had dinner at the laska hut n we went to MT COOTA... the scenery was nice n exactly the same as the one smux camp bring us(near the jurong island one.. wat's the name ar?).. but it's god damn fucking cold n we quickly siam back to the car after a few mins...

it's a freaking long post i noe...i muz write it all down before i forget everything as i prepare my important battle against the bastard stats!!

EBA EBA AN DENAE

the super exp prata curry
the bubbles game~
the name of the cutest guy in the restaurant



went to DFO todae!! ... great day of shopping... ok i wasnt suppose to slack coz of the maths exam n sat n the chem on mon... BUT.... peter tempted me!!.. ahha... he is the Satan... end up i was spending abt 200 bucks on stuff... shit...i tink i spend more than 1000 on clothes alr since i came... n seriously tat's nuts! happy wif my shopping though... finally got my leather jacket...

went to this veri high class indian restaurant in West End wif peter after the shopping... it's pretty funny.. they gave u crayons to write on the table...we play some dumb stupid games like tic-tac-toe and ''the candles game''----the one if u cross the last candle u lose... the aussies dont play candles, they play wif bubbles and u can cross diagonally instead of juz in a straight line n can onli cross a max of 3 bubbles...

the food finally came!! it looks veri veri high class but oh crap it's juz like our singapore's mutton curry lar from those kopitiam!! wah lan.. this curry is free wif the prata one... here the curry cost 18 bucks!! siao rite... i tink the prata hse curry taste betta... the prata they call it naan bread or niaan bread.. it's made wif spring onions n stuff... still cannot compare to spore one... n it costs 8 bucks! 8 bucks for a prata... woo hoo...

n todae finally saw tiffany... damn it... but i meet her at the most suay time.. i was getting up a bus n she was walking pass the bus stop...den we glance at each other n we said hi onli!! damn.. i wanted to find her n get her no for a fucking long time alr!! but she's in KG n i at GP so we almost haf no chance to see each other!! but i cant possibly get down the bus n take her no rite.. it will look damn despo ... even get her no also no use...well.. hope i see her again soon..

tml i going sunshine coast... shit... seriously i shd be studying but kaeley ,sylvester , jas they all keep tempting me... buay tahan...ok lar.. go there study... i hope i can at least ..haha be back on thursday nite

went to KG again todae to view a few hses...wah lan leh... the hses realli cannot make it... got 1 hse i haf to walk 20 mins to reach the place form the bus stop n teh condition realli sucks!!! the room is badly maintained n still got a veri veri bad smell... but we found a pretty gd hse... it's by chance we found it... no one noes tat there is for rent n the agent cant be bothered to advertise... it's juz nice tat we met 2 ppl living in an apartment there n they told us abt it...

but i haf to live in the wulu KG area which is damn far wif the supermarket n haf to walk 15 mins to sch.. wah lan... n it's uphill somemore... i m getting freaking weak liao... walk up the hill for 10 mins i buay tahan alr... lucky i never go titiwangsa wif smux or else i becum the next KJH...

ok i tink i decided liao.. stay at river city wif the Israeli n his malaysian gf... but veri shag leh.. the first few days when i come back i haf no where to stay... hopefully can get a resolution soon... or borrow someone's place for a few days

oh yar..takeshi n kenji gng back to japan...i tot kenji wld stay as his gf is here..but apparently he's not... he tinks long-dist relationship is ok... if they are meant for each other, it will be fine... coz even if same country, it doesnt mean a couple wont break up isnt it...true... paul ,kaeley , jessmine, fabian and jerry made it too..... jerry's going back to spore.. shag...john, robbie, wendy, js all gng back spore!!! sibe sianzz...everyone is leaving.. no more friday soccer n haf to find new members for NSFF...

Owen appears to be coming back! the way he left still leaves a fucking bad taste in my mouth ...he wanted to move to RM n demanded us to sell him... son of a bitch... he's like a fucking bastard who leave his gf to try to fuck another ger and den when he failed , he wants to come back n fuck back his ex!!! if u tink we are not gd enuff for u then, u are fucking not gd enuff for us now... n u are even despo enuff to say u wan to play for the manu scumbags... OMG.. pls go n die n stay at ur newcastle shithole

the rocks n seafood dessert



i went to the Coffee Carnival by at Bowen Hills... the cafe was giving free coffee, coffee milk chake n ice-cream... n MAN it was great! they showed us the machines for roasting coffee n stuff... the aussie ppl are realli passionate abt their job.. seriously... pete n i were juz casually asking the guy abt a kind of coffee beans, den the guy juz brought us to the warehouse n show us the raw beans, teh machines n explain all the steps in coffee making..

BUT i m juz asking for the price of the beans!!! but u can realli feel their passion n their eager to show u their stuff...in my mind i was tinking .. '' this guy siao ar... work as coffee boy so garang for wat sia...'' END UP i was wrong!! nono he was not teh owner but he graduated from the COFFEE MAKING SCHOOL!!... hahah... yes.. u heard it right... coffee making training school... n it's freaking hard to get in n the tuition fees are nuts...

outside the cafe there is a freaking freaking cool bike.... THE COOLEST EVER BIKE I HAF SEEN IN MY LIFE....... THE CHOPPAZILLA......it can onli be seen in Brisbane n it's taking part in some Discovery channel documents abt the fastest n chioest bike... so far the builder onli built a few.... i juz bo liao bo liao tok to the builder den he show me his drawings, his ideas and his creations... so i ask him why he come to brissie...

''FOR THE GERS N THE WEATHER MATE...''

gers n weather??!! oh my god... brissie babes cannot make it... mayb the gd ones all at suburbs n seriously the weather isnt tat great...singapore's betta...

n i juz finished watching fantastic 4!! part 1 , nt part 2... jessica alba is crazily hot... she's literally the real human torch... mr fantastic sort of relates to me... i m like him , bloody hell always tink a lot n tink tink tink... end up too late to act.. procrastination kills... sometimes u wan sth , juz go for it!... wait for the perfect time, moment ,place doesnt always work! in fact it almost always fail....

shit i juz broke my necklace i brought from a pasar malam in GC... it cost me 35 bucks!!... n i onli wear it for less than 1 wk......i dunno why i wake up feeling strangled by the necklace so i juz put it harder than usual den it broke!! damn gay!!! mayb i m too strong.. hahahha.....it's juz the hook tat is spoilt lar actually....but not sure where i can fix back the thingy...

i nid to clear my coins so i purposely went buy my meals todae wif all coins... all the 50 ,20 , 10 and even 5 cents... went to Jackpot n paid 6 bucks worth of coins... hahah... the cashier was damn stunned!! it was at the peak period n the queue behind me was pretty long.. he was like panicking counting the coins...den i buay tahan his slow counting skills n count for him.. the next meal i went to the HK cafe n did the same thing... this time worse coz the meal is 8.80(this time is realli 1 whole lump of coins)... but the auntie was veri veri nice n she realli take her time to count the coins... will continue tml of my plan to clear the coins... next stop: SUBWAY

Vic's veri nice todae!! she juz finished her exams n seriously nothing to do so she offered to do my laundry , cook my meals, throw my rubbish n do the groceries for my whole exam period!!... WOOHOO... back to the gd old days of leeching!!! ...

exactly 11 days more n i m back to BISHAN PARK CONDO!!...CANT WAIT!!! n jialing thanx to u i m craving now for prawn mee!!! i can literally taste the soup now!!

hahah... aussie has a veri funny show call Chasers... it pokes fun at everything....... in these 2 they poke fun of the Americans..IT IS FREAKING FUNNY!! U GUYS HAF TO WATCH IT........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-j15DehFUc&NR=1

(btw how u guys upload the video onto the post, i cant find the option)


p/s: if u guys cant answer the qns, pls PLS PLS dont tell anyone u are a singaporean, juz tell them u r some sri lankan chinese...

ysd after the anatomy prac, we had to stay at the room for a few mins before we can go so i tok to my ang moh classmate beside me...

''how's it going?''
''ok lar.. alot of qns are pretty tough...''
''#@$%%^ state of origin??''
''huh?sorry?''
''#@%@%^ state of origin??''
''i don't noe the answer''

#@$##@% stands for sth sth sth.... not some vulgarities btw.. i juz cant understand her aussie accent so i didnt catch it........... i tot she was asking me abt a qn in the exam--wat's the state of origin of the mesentery vein..... so i told her i dont noe coz i realli dunnoe the answer... den end up she is asking me if i watch the STATE OF ORIGIN--- the rugby tournament in Aussie... every single aussie here watches it... no wonder she looked stunned when i told her i dunnoe the answer.. cant blame me rite.. i also not an aussie.. BUT apparently john ng watches it( YES ....IT"S TAT JOHN FROM IAC!!) and he's sort of crazy over it... juz went to visit him at UQ 2 wks ago to check out the place... he is still super cock as ever n still making dumb n stupid comments n he still has his body odor...he failed a subject last term but he forget to take a summer course!!.. fucking stupid.. now he's going back to singapore to finish the topic in james cook uni.. damn dumb lar.. come all the way here n spent so much money n den he does a local topic in the lousiest overseas uni branch in singapore (even the real james cook uni in aussie , no one wans to go) n he gets a local degree instead of the UQ one..OMG...

a leopard will neva change its spot n a cock will always haf his birdbrain...

for those who wan to say i look like Mr Homer Simpson.. pls dont... it's too uncreative n predictable .... n yes i m a christian..

suddeny i remember the sec 1 days whereby bernard n i always chat on the phone wif code names for gers so that our parents will not find out that we are hogging the phone to chat abt gers( those were the gd old cock days..haha!!)..we replaced Florence wif
Fiorentina n in those days Fiorentina was one of the best teams in Europe wif the legend Bastistuta scoring goals for fun...so we will be going like

'' eh Ber, Batistuta scored a great goal this wk leh'' = florence did something gd that wk

''Batistuta is damn sad lar.. open goal also can miss'' = florence is damn sad

''Rui Costa gives a damn gd/bad pass to him'' = florence's gd friends did sth bad or gd to her

those are the freaking funny days!! n i seriously tot we are brilliant to tink of such things....until 1 day my dad came into the room n say in canto, '' dont bo ding wa zhou, gong niu yen ar.. better go study!!'' ( dont cook porridge wif the phone toking abt gers, u better go study!!'') haha.. n i was like........ shit!! he knew it all these while!! ... hahahaha... tinking of it makes me wanna laugh alr.... i m sure my dad confirm got do this kind of rubbish when he was young too!! or else how he noe!!!

began to like the new skin.. esp the bottom pic.. the scenery is nice! n it's in France.. n its main character is a rat!! (my zodiac sign is a rat)....the rat looks a little like me ya... ok mayb i m a little cuter... but i dont mind being tat rat

ysd i tried to change the blogskin but fail.. dunnoe why there is all sorts of error..den i gave johnny my id n password to help me haf a look at it...sent him the html file of the design den he said there is too much errors in it coz it's in html , not xml file( till now i still dont understand the difference,oh wells).. so i say nvm lor forget it.. den when i woke up this morning, THE WHOLE BLOG TURNED INTO SHREK!! N ALL TAG-BOARDS N EVERYTHING N GONE!! n i noe johnny did not save the original html file after playing the joke, i m damn pissed off!

ok end up it's a misunderstanding.. he juz wanted to change the blog skin n realli tinks shrek skin is cute(shrek is cute?)...oh well.. even it's a joke ,it juz a small thing, the most i juz redo everything else and i dunnoe why i m so pissed off... so johnny if u are reading this, i m sorry for pissing off...

reminds me of an incident last yr during the Rengget biking trip... serene was injured n i tried to help her to the boat den mr YAM YUJIAN commented tat i m taking advantage of her... haha.. ok yujian is always full of crap but huihui n serene are 2 19yr old noobies who doesnt noe n mayb they take it to heart of sth...(but seriously tinking.. who will take advantage of a ger who is filled wif blood,sweat,dirt and bicycle oil...somemore the leg is swollen like an elephant..super turn off rite?)....... den back to mainland, i offered to send serene home but huihui insisted that she tags along, tinking i will do sth to serene after yam yujian again needlessly stir some shit.. send her home still got kp...i m super super pissed off wif those 2 gers...seriously they can jolly well take a cab home n dont dirty my car wif their sweaty ,bloody , filled wif bicycle oil bodies.. but serene juz lives 1 min drive from my hse and not sending her home is seriously too ungentlemanly and so i insisted on it... n after tat incident i m pissed off wif them for mths until i got to noe them betta n realise they are realli juz 2 extremely blur cock queens n all this is juz a misunderstanding and they dont mean it...

well.. life's full of misunderstandings!!! it's up to u to noe things betta n not die tinking of the wrong things n pissed off wif the wrong ppl..