BACK BACK BACK!!!

trying hard to store the shisha

fabian clearing up our oysters

the most messed up n fucked up rm a human had ever seen(according to my unilodge mates)

WOOHOO.. exams are over..back in spore n going for vietnam soon!!... life's great!!..

ysd was a veri cock day... paul , oliver, joseph, fabian ,his gf n i went to redcliffe for seafood....WAH LAN ... the journey sibe shag... oliver suddenly cant find the bus-stop for the bus den we haf to taek train DEN take bus again!! DAMN SHAG... whole journey take a fucking 3 hrs... but lucky got take the long road or else we also wont meet this interesting ang moh...

she's 40 n sibe tok cock...i stand down there toking to my ang moh friend asking him redcliffe which food is gd den she suddenly chup in and tok cock... say she from Sydney n the chinatown got great food n how her father died n the asians being so nice to her(sibe bo link rite?) but the ang mohs here they always tok cock out of the blue one n most of the time is totally no link... lucky got her also lar or else the bus trip of 1 hr plus will be so boring lar... she says she's a descendant of Hilter's mistress n say some shit abt whale watching n how the ex-cambodian dictator kill ppl... but she realli stun me when she suddenly say her ancestors are 1st batch of convicts.. i totally stun n dunno how to respond.. but she's totally cool abt it n says she's proud n her history n stuff which is a gd thing..

DEN SUDDENLY she shout,'' shut up urself n fuck off!''.. not to me lar.. but to a cockster sitting behind n keep moaning abt our loudness but hide his face behind the newspaper(we later refer him as smeagol of Lotr coz the way he niam is damn gayish like smeagol says''my precious'')..
i damn kia alr... she out of the blue so fierce like wanna fight like dat..but end up nothing happen lar.. the guy too hum ..

TODAE WAS A SHAGGGGGGGGG DAY!!!... move out of my apartment in the wee hrs last nite n this morning i was fucking fucking late for my flight... it was a 1.55pm flight n i m still at my hse at 1245... i super scare i miss the plane.. so gan chiong until i fuck care stand in the rain n flag for cab but wait for 5 mins no cab stop!! den i fucking realise i was flagging in the bus zone!! damn!!!!! lucky juz nice i move out of the zone a cab came... den me ,jess n her 2 friends chiong up the cab.. i so gan chiong alr hor but francis knn still keep asking me for teh photos!! i literally wanna kill him...in the cab i didnt even say much stuff..too gan chiong alr... international flights need to be checked in 2hrs before!! this is probably the first time i didnt tok for like 30 mins facing 3 ppl... den reach the airport see teh board says my flight in boarding in 15 mins!!

but heng also there no queue(coz every fucking human being in my flight is boarding) n they are so nice to allow my check in...

N HERE I M BACK IN SPORE!! n juz came back from shisha wif weiliang, weiping, lewis.. i dont smoke so somehow or rather i cant reaali do it in the right manner...n wl keep referring i blow out the air as a small fart..