Dou Ji Yan aka Lazy Eye

ysd had a gathering wif minister teo and an indian lady MP call Indranee Rajah... n i fucking underdressed again!...

i went to the hotel in a shirt and normal pants lor... i think shd be fine wat since it's only a small dinner buffet.... BUT WTF... everyone go there wear tie and suit!!!.... only the waiters dont wear suit...SHIT... as if it's not bad enough, Kok Wee of the PM office asks all the presidents of the clubs to welcome Minister Teo Chee Hean at the front door!... OMG... ferdie and andrew foo all have suits n i looked like a lame waiter...

but he is damn nice though.. allowing us to take photos with him rounds after rounds like he is some koala bear... realli lor... everyone swarm to take photo wif him, n he just stand there, smiling and standing still for more than 30 mins!... incredible!...i feel so bad for him!! even koalas cant stand still that long... amazing .... super nice guy.. muz be cursing us when he got back to hotel...

i think i failed my subjective refraction practical exam... damn!!.... that bastard A C.a.r.k .e.e.t(done so he wont accidentally google n see this entry).... gave me a fucking high cyl!! n of all ppl chose Holly as my patient!... she has some weirdo eyes that even her optom have trouble with... DAMN DAMN DAMN...no wonder what i do , i cant get any reasonable response... i was like totally stunned by what i have done in the mid of the exam but i act normal n anyhow give the axis... shit i m fucked...

Ah shuang became damn pissed off with some of the ppl in our class esp anny the bunny n gang... shuang took the effort to go uni and scan the last yr copies to all of us and found out that anny they all have it already n not sharing!!.. ok where is that Carebear attitude?!!

Carebears

brisbane is full of nice nice angmohs... n i specially mention ang mohs, asians (me included) are really super kiasu , kiasi and die die dont let ppl take any little advantage out of us....

today is the 3rd time i receive a free parking coupon from an ang moh who drove out of the car park n pass me her daily parking ticket!... they are seriously how nice lar... n when u parallel park, they REALLI will wait down there like some idiots .... i mean REALLI REALLI WAIT THERE... even if u takes horribly long.... OMG... imagine u do that in Geylang... u will get fucked if u cant park in 10 secs... YES FUCKED!!!!!!... even when i park outside the prata place near my hse i also kanna horned for parking for than 10 secs...n also when i illegal u-turn, ppl actually brake for me to u-turn!!...WTF??!?!!!........ Ppl here also put newspapers in the bus or train to let the next passenger read after they are done... HOW NICE!!!... in singapore u buy newpaper or ST, finish liao , die die also bring home to WRAP VEGIE!!!

hahahah... it realli makes me think that i m living in the world of CAREBEARS... where everyone loves everyone n everyone helps everyone... how nice!!... i kinda like brisbane now ... not as dull as it seems to be... go everywhere also can find ppl who would help... just like the world of carebears....

I want to be a Care Bear
Oh it’ll be so great when I’m a Care Bear
I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I want to be a Care Bear like you… You do?

I’d be like Funshine and make the sun shine
I’d have a heart live Love-a-lot
I’d be like Wish Bear and always be there
We’d be the luckiest bears in Care-a-lot

I want to be a Care Bear and fill the world of love
To be a Care Bear is what I’m dreaming of
We’d make a great pair
We’ll stick together through and through… like glue
I don’t want to be a cook or a fireman
Don’t want to play trombone in a marching band

I just want to be a Care Bear like you
Just want to be a Care Bear

prac time

next thursday is my prac exam!.. fucking fast... everytime during prac class i always fool around n now i m paying for it... SHIT

n exams are around the corner abt 1 wk after the prac n seriously this time is FULL ON!... last yr i can still slack slack slack coz if i fail i can jolly well fuck care brisbane n fly back to SMU... but now too late le!! half the course is done n i die die have to continue this shit...

winnie has gone back to taiwan and now it goes back to the stone age in my room... clothes are washed fortnightly if not at all, papers and towels are everywhere... have to cook my own food or spend heaps dining out... ARGH!!!

life's fucking hectic but i have to entertain one of the biggest n most powerful minister to come to brisbane... our beloved MR TEO CHEE HEAN.... seriously i hope he would come at a better time... come at 1 wk before the exams... luckily this time i dont need to organise any shit... just need to have a gathering dinner with him...

this is fucking GAY GAY GAY!!!... have to pass all those shit before i can set off for my holis!!... everything have been planned nicely liao... 17- 20th nov : sdyney....22-29th nov Cruise to new caledonia, fiji and vanuatu.....9th dec-31 dec : cambodia, thailand, philippines....1st Jan : taiwan.... 3 feb : EPIC ROADTRIP FROM DARWIN TO ADELAIDE!!! woohoo... exciting times ahead if i fucking pass this shit.... GOD BLESS JJ....

the shooting arrow AGM

long time since i update liao... school has been sick man!... i think the workload now is comparable to SMU liao... with all the clinic work and patients follow up... n all the screwed up reports i have to research on... n now i m elected as the president of singapore students association of my uni...

todae i was invited to the AGM of the Queensland Chinese Forum as my club got 1 vote to elect the new president... the person who drove me there said there will be a treat of intense battle of wits and political tension in the boardroom later... n HOW FUCKING RIGHT IS HE MAN!..

the huge boardroom is filled with ah peks and aunties.. the onli young ones are me n the UQ president ...it's super professional... everyone sits on the kind of chairman chair n there is a kopi-boy there to serve us drinks n photocopy stuff... then there is a guy who came out to speak abt the amendment of the constitution that kind of stuff, TOTALLY NOT TAT KIND of election or AGM i have seen in QUT or SMU... n freaking sibe political...

Everyone there smile at each other but behind the back, everyone is stabbing everyone , trying to outguess n outwit everyone...every word they spoke seems like a bloody arrow... seriously i feel like a small prawn in a pool of lobsters !!...the aura there is sibe imposing... all of them are rich biz ppl driving mercedes n bmws and i m such an idiot who thinks this forum is like for fun one... i just wear a jumper n jeans n EVERYONE wears suit n tie... even the kopi-boy wears a long-sleeve shirt with a vest...honestly speaking, it was a damn fucking eye-opener

every motion they said had to be seconded by someone n every association gets to 1 vote.. damn professional... n everyone is in cliques (except me of course)... the guy who i voted to tells me that deals are made underneath the table to make sure he gets the votes needed... but in the end somehow everyone turned against him!!... OMG... HOW MUCH BACKSTABBING IS THERE>?!!!.... this is wat u call the REAL WORLD POLITICS!!... u neva know who's ur foes and friends n fucking thank god i m onli a small prawn... the guy wanted me to be the assistant secretary someone if he got elected... nei nei... wanna sabo me... put in the firing line...

it has been a huge eye-opener man... i think i learn more abt politics , backstabbing and kill with a smile tactics in that AGM that i have EVER seen in my life

oh he's cute ,not that kind u see in singapore

juz got back from Cairns!!... OMG.. u will not believe how backwards it is!.. i tot it's an very advanced city with tons of jap babes around....only the latter part was right ...

so far in aussie i have only been to Sydney, some parts of NSW, gold coast, melbourne and of course brisbane so i was thinking'' oh so aussie not that backward la''....... OMG they are not kidding when they say'' Only Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are the REAL cities''.... in cairns, u hardly see ANY high rise buildings... kinda weird for a city of its stature.. Winnie told me Perth and other places are worse...OK..........no wonder OPSM is offering almost 10grand per mth just for us to work in perth,darwin or adelaide...! seriously now i know how gd city life is... really... in Singapore, u take for granted that an ambulance will come almost immediately after dialing 995... in the bloody suburbs, i doubt u can EVER get medical help in time...since mayb the whole town only has 1 or 2 doctors... n tat's nuts! even in brisbane , u go to E n E, u may take hrs juz to see the doc! WTF rite?!

aniwae luckily i went to cairns n going fiji tomolo that i escape the responsibility of catching the bloody fucking rat that appear in my kitchen.... RAT leh RAT!!! fuck man!! neva in my life have i seen or even expect such a situation... juz imagine 1 day u open ur cardboard n the bloody fucking rat is chewing ur clothes and its pee and shit in ur underwear and u dunno n wear them!...''YUM YUM YUM, ur clothes are delicious and ur underwear are great toilet bowls:) ''
disgusting rite...bought some rat posion that look like some cheese to bait that bastard(n hopefully only bastard, not bastards) out ...n thank god i m not the one who's gona clear the carcass... to think Fabian even tot it's cute ..''OH the rat is very small only... not like those u see in Singapore kind leh....quite cute in fact''...OMFG... i almost faint when i heard that...

*lastest news!... juz 5 mins ago , we found out where the fuck that dickhead lives already!... it lives in our oven and stove!! OMG. HOW THE FUCK HE GET IN THERE! n he has been living there for ages!! which means all his shit n pee all inside... i already put 2 'cheese'' near his nest... hopefully he grabs them and hopefully he's the only one around...

crap news again!!!...stop here if u dont want to read my relentless ranting...

it seems that if bad luck grabs u, they stuck to u as if their lives depend on it , like a fucking bloody leech... following last wk suayness, my application to overseas exchange failed!!!...ARGH!!!...no more watching liverpool at Anfield, no more going sweden , no more staying in canada and no more touring S.America.... the school told me that the laws from the different nations dont allow me to go for an exchange, plus the fact that this is the first time a student from optometry actually wans to go for exchange(WTF) so they are not really sure what to do...the laws in US and Canada requires a post-grad to do optom, Europe consider optom as a medical degree plus it's a 3 yr course instead of 4 so the modules are different, even Hong Kong has has some problems i can only take 2 or 3 modules instead of 4 that i require to complete in 1 sem, which means i haf to grad 1 more yr later...

SO here i m ... screwing myself in Aussie's most livable city....n my friend who can go for exchange in many other places cant wait to come over to get screwed at one of Aussie's most boring cities, Adelaide... Ironic eh?! Wld have pull her face till her head explode , bite off her hands to grab the chance, but there she goes n wasted it on ''even locals dont go there'' Adelaide ... how cool is that....

u look like a screwdriver---go screw urself

My practical exam is at 10am ysd

but somehow i remembered it to be at 2pm!!!! so i woke up at 1130 thinking of going to school early to study for the prac... when i woke up n check the school email i discovered that it's at 10!!!! OMG.... u can neva imagine how horrified i m... i chiong to uni in my pajamas ,drove at 120km/hr and run like i neva ran before..... n by the time i reached school, my my classmates came out already... i totally stunned.... if i fail this, not onli did i fail the module , i fail the entire course this sem coz all of them are co-requisites for next sem stuff!!!... so now i haf 2 bloody choices..... FAKE SICK , get MC or walk in now n beg for forgiveness...

i chose the latter.... luckily....

the prof was sooo nice!!...OMG!! i tot i m totally screwed but he says, '' oh well if u dont mind me eating my lunch in the lab , i could wait 2 hrs for u...'' OMG OMG OMG... at tat moment he looked like Jesus reborn !! i couldnt believe my luck... 2 bloody fucking hrs late and he let me still do the prac!!...

he told me to sit down, catch my breath n drink some water and tell him when i m ready for the exam... WAH LAN ... he's probably the nicest prof u could ever ever ever meet...if i were him, i will juz tell the student to juz screw himself for being fucking 2 hrs late.... not onli tat... i pon his 8am lecture(tat explains why all of my coursemates are in the lab except me) so for him not to fail me is nothing short of a miracle...

SO there i m ... sat down , relaxing ,drinking some water... DEN ANOTHER FUCKING SUAY THING HAPPEN!!! the red bull that i bought last nite broke!!! n it spilled all over my notes!!! including my cheat sheet !!! FUCK! i didnt have time to study n i bloody need that sheet n now it's gone..n my pencil case got tat stinking lingering red bull smell ... HOW FUCKING SUAY CAN U GET IN A DAY....

Wah Lan leh!... for those who didnt read the news recently, Myanmar is being hit by a huge cyclone that kills more than 10,000 people already... oh my god... seriously this country is damn freaking suay....

last yr september the junta killed sooo many monks n burmese n the people barely recovered from its effect, esp the tourism industry, now it kanna this cyclone... how suay is this?!

i muz be damn freaking lucky honestly... if i had stayed in SMU instead of coming to QUT, i would haf made the trip to Burma during this summer holidays instead of January!... n the places that are the most hit are the places that i have been to!!... esp near the famous Irrawaddy delta n i will be probably killed... the junta neva warned the ppl AT ALL!!...even those living right in the heart of the city! WTF!!!! n since there are no handphones or even decent phones ard with a huge shortage food around, even if i wasnt drowned, i would haf starved to death already. N no one in the world would ever know where i died or what's exactly going on... it's like u disappear from the surface of the world suddenly!

mayb that's the reason why god wants me to come QUT.

in the end , my anatomy assignment still screwed up!!!... my assignment got a big fat zero!.... chao chee bye to the bloody chee bye mother fucker in my group...... i dunno WTF he is doing by plagiarizing 3 WHOLE FUCKING PAGES out of our 9 pages assignment..!!!! now not only we get zero(which is ten times worse than juz failing the assignment), our record will also be in the school database!!! CCB.... the prof warned us if we got caught again, we may be even fired from the school..... CCB!!!..... now i hate viets even more.... neva been a huge fan of the cunning n stupid viets when i went vietnam n now i will neva be one....

seriously that son of a bitch shd juz die..... is he thinking our prof is an idiot or wat... u copy n paste 2000 words without EVEN PARAPHRASING!!! n didnt even give ANY reference... n now my grp is being labeled ''copy n paste grp''.... thanx a lot ... n if i didnt ace my mid sem , which is bloody hell next wk n my final exam, i will haf to repeat this bloody subject..... n by repeating , i haf to stop school for a yr coz next sem stuff i cant participate until i finish all of this sem stuff !!.. n this subject is once a yr!!!.. n all the visa shit problems comes into play.... THANX U BLOODY CB!!

seriously WTF God is doing?!!... bastards get the girls, we got punished together with this mother fucker and liverpool lost to chelsea... R u blind?!!! God u need to see an optometrist....

BUT GOD I STILL BELIEVE IN U......pls save me from anatomy ....

DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!

S and T broke up , G n S also broke up......n u hear a veri veri familiar story.....

''He is very very nice BUT.........'' versus ''I noe he's a jerk n he fucks ard before BUT he WILL CHANGE for me''....

hahahhhha... both broke up wif their ''nice guy'' bfs n end up wif an asshole... this is THE REAL WORLD !!.... NICE GUYS DIE FIRST n EVil rulez!! so guys it's time to wake up ur idea!!....the onli time a nice guy can get a ger is when she got screwed n dumped by the jerk n u wait by the phone to pick up the pieces... tat's the onli time she will be wif u ...UNTIL the next jerk comes along.... or mayb she had ALL the fun with the jerks already n she feels like settling down den u get her...

we are living in the world whereby , according to the Bible, Jesus got screwed(literally) on a cross n die while the serpent is still exists ever since the Garden of Eden(with millions of descendants) !! DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!

for the gers who dont believe , go look ard n see how many of ur friends (or even u urself) are in love wif jerks before n how many much nicer guys u or they haf rejected or broke off wif.... for the guys, if u STILL dont get it, it's time u book a flight tix to Tokyo n camp at the Disneyland toilet... maybe someday a princess who looked like a Jap porn star will come to the toilet n marry u juz coz u are a nice guy:)

jesus christ!

looking at the new 7 wonders of the world n saw this image...

Jesus is Truly enLIGHTeNING

juz came back from GOLD coast last wk!!!.... it was awesome trip wif winnie ! except the fact i had a veri terrible diarrhea....

first day we went to eat the super famous Yatala Pies upon the advice of the lame queen brena... we die die also dont eat at home though we are freaking hungry to drive to tat ulu ulu place ...den we waited damn freaking long for juz 2 meat pies... n worse.... the pies are CRAP!!!! in fact i suspect my diarrhea come from those pies! not to mention it's freaking expensive....

next we went to Harbortown to grab some last min shopping before we head to the Jupitors CAsino... ok i wasnt suppose to gamble as my dad refuses to send any money over due to the extremely high exchange rate n now my finance is realli crap... but i juz could nt resist seeing those idiots playing blackjack n simply dont noe how to play n keep losing... BTW i saw QianHao!.....HAHAHAHAHAH....super qiao... neva see him for yrs den suddenly he comes to sdyney for exchange n went up to gold coast !!... seriously didnt expect to see him.... SO there is still some dumb ppl who realli come to Aussie for exchange !!! at least it's sdyney la.. still quite ok...

the next day was the BEST man!... we went to SeaWorld n had this super expensive helicopter ride.... 10 mins for a whopping 200 bucks !!. but OMG the view is incredible and seriously an once in a lifetime experience... at nite we went for another SUPER DUPER expensive dinner that cost us 120AUD EACH.... there are a lot of performances by those outback people n seriously it's not that bad... the food is pretty gd too!!... but for 120 leh... u expect nothing but the best stuff do u?!

BTW anyone has a sony camera?!!! Winnie stupidly left her USB cable in Taiwan!! urgh... n all my photos are with her n all she does when i ask her to burn a copy for me is to give me a stupid face

CCHSM

it has DAMN long since i worked so bloody hard... it almost reminds me of the SMU days... camping at the library ysd... YES mugging in library in Brisbane is a SIN!!! camping there deserves to be sent to the 18th level of hell....

seen the pics of Pam n co going back to CCHS... wow... how long is dat man!...seriously, it seems juz like ysd when they tricked me into joining their stupid '' OLD FATHER WILLIAM'' poem shit... n of course the unforgettable Sheila event which i got slapped for the first n onli time in my life... Sooooooo many memories..... tat time i went back, the leaders of the scouts are the juniors of my juniors n the yr 1 noobs are being treated to the ''haunted'' hse ... hahahha.... it's sooo fun to see the 12-13yr olds kids being scared to death by some light sticks n ghost stories, which BTW after a decade it's bloody hell still the SAME!!! some stuff haf changed though..... i still remember the 2 famous icons of the Chung Cheng lake---Chung chung the duck n cheng cheng the chicken... both disappear into thin air without leaving any legacy....

n Winnie finally bked her tix to Cairns... i shd be happy rite?! hahaha... but there's always a curse when i go on holidays wif my gf... before we fly there cfm break up... 2 out of 2 ...100% hit rate... hope this time will be different... or else hopefully can be like Kwek like dat... delay the breakup till after the trip at least... seriously this rlp i haf a pretty bad feeling abt it since the beginning.....but who noes?! those i haf gd feeling abt them in the past still become chui...

easter break

Holis are GONE!!!...damn fast!! ... but it was an AWESOME BREAK!.... went for amie's place for a gathering... went to eat at brisbane most expensive n best dim sum(gng there tml too)....went for PHANTOM OF THE OPERA play on tuesday.....went on wednesday for moreton island and came back on thursday nite... went for a great KTV session on friday... fantastic gathering at my hse ysd n finally a sumptuous steamboat tonite....

too much to update but too little time... had to finish off this disgusting formal report for Visual Science--- the subject which the prof in charge hates me to the max...

aniwae gotta sell my fucked up car asap... it's killing me wif its fucked up brakes...i juz banged a ford mondeo on the highway n it banged a brand new honda accord....LUCKILY (or rather suay), my damages are far worse than theirs so they close one eye say nvm.... juz imagine if realli need to pay , i m screwed to the max... n now i cant sell my car coz it looks like a disfigured RU HUA...repairing it will make me lose even more money!..

i finally bked my air tix to cairns !... it will be an awesome trip across the northern territory and northern queensland!... i will get to cairns on 25 june, spend a few days there n take a freaking 7 days bus ride to ayer rocks n take another 6 days bus ride up to darwin, spend a few days there n fly back to brisbane! thinking of that trip makes me feel damn shiok...

KNN!! super suay!... ysd i went out in the morning to collect my laundry and i walked straight into a fucking HUGE spider web!!! n the fucking spider landed on my neck and gave me a love bite .... when i try to get rid of it, it bit my hand also... CB.... it's fucking huge lar... it's as big as my palm and has red legs... i kinda hum coz it look poisonous .......after searching on the net, it's the fucking

Golden Orb-Weaver!!

my hand n neck got red for a while... Mei n Fabian asked me to go to the hospital but i dont think it's so serious la....come on..... go to hospital juz coz of a spider bite is like blowing a candle wif a fire extinguisher ........todae i met Drew n told him abt the bites n he told me WTF m i doing for not going to hospital?!... coz in Brisbane , there's pretty much a lot of poisonous spiders ard ..even in common places like the garden.....so u haf to go to the hospital... but since i m still alive, he reckon that it's some ugly looking huge Huntsman spiders or the timid Daddy-long-legs or the huge golden orb weaver....haha... the way he said that sounds like getting bitten by huge spiders in Brisbane is a common thing! sort of a culture difference thingy la... in Singapore if u go to hospital coz of a spider bite confirm ppl think u siao liao

past few days haf been fucking busy!... soo busy that i didnt come home for dinner the whole wk n had to cancel my cooking duties...

ysd i met up wif the contact-singapore ppl who came to brisbane to ''promote'' singapore... hahaha... they are pretty gd to me n gavin , treating us to a crazily expensive dinner at this 5 star hotel.. being the VP does haf a bit of benefit ...hahahaha...

back from Byron Bay this sunday n it was great! seriously there got nothing lar... except the stupid light house which we went twice up for sunrise n sunset... n during the sunrise , we had the old traditions that peow they all left behind... STEAMBOAT!...haahha.... steamboat early in the morning at 5am on top of the mountain n eating in the rain is definitely a first.... realli la.. haf trip realli must haf the right ppl, even the place is chui, the whole journey is real fun! tat time sdyney was so much more beautiful n so much more stuff to do den end so many ppl unhappy...

aniwae my impression of amie increase by 12.5%... although i dont reali like her ''degeneration aura'' , i muz admit she can get things done pretty fast n well... veri impressive... but efficient doesnt mean nice and even nice doesnt mean gd.. so.....

fabian's gf is here for a wk! she's realli nice to him lar... fly all the way here for their anniversary ... n our hse suddenly become more lively alr....

ok time to do my crappy eye studies shit.... haf to complete 2 3000 words essay to be handed in by easter! i neva worked soooo hard for a yr alr... not used to it

looking back...it's juz 1 yr ago when Vic noes A... almost everyone here noes A is pretty much a jerk n esp Wendy went totally against it... wendy was at a pt so frustrated tat she juz dont care alr... hahah.. it's so similar to so many friends of mine n i haf to repeat the same old shit .....'' it's her life wat...u also not her parents or god.. if she want to die den let her die lor. ''... i muz haf repeated this for a billion times alr... i tink next time i shd tape it down...

ok back to V... cut the story short la... since the later part of she bochup-ing all her friends is always the same ... she was treated like shit and like a slave to A...den one day A beat her... she wanted a breakup den he beg her to come back n promise not to beat her again.. den she fucking stupidly forgive him...all her friends noe liao kan her like crazy.. den even more dumb, she fly to spore to visit him... she noes it's so damn fucking dumb of her to do it so she kept it a secret in case all her friends kan her again... n when she in spore, A beat the hell out of her AGAIN... this time worse, he took her hp n passport n lock her at home... n of course none of us noe anything! finally she came out of ''jail'' and her dad was sooo pissed that he wanted to call the police but she even beg her father not to do anything... now she even had to quit school juz to avoid him so he will finally let her go... WTF rite?!

oh well... she is a jovial , funny ger when i knew her n now she like become a total different person who didnt even dare to tell her friends wat things she done for the guy coz even herself knew it's fucking stupid... juz like a guo jie lao shu(rat running across the st)... isn't love suppose to be fun n enjoyable?? need to be so xin ku meh... aiya now u see so much of such events, u juz dont realli feel much abt them liao... the best way to look at these kind of events is to shut up, sit on a comfortable couch , grab a can of coke wif a packet of popcorn

WE UNFUCK THE WORLD

Market Day(aka CCA day) is over... discover a damn funny club called '' THE RESISTANCE CLUB''.... hahahaha... their slogan is ''WE UNFUCK THE WORLD..''...... damn funny rite?! they go ard organising protests , having seminars on how Bush n other ''dictators'' destroying the world that kind of stuff...dunno if the got include LKY not..... Seriously only the Ang mohs will come up wif such things... Oh got another club call the medieval club... they organise parties for everyone to dress like those old English medieval ppl...hahaha...

Juz went to SEXPO wif Carol n Mei on Sunday... it is damn funny! i go inside ,straightaway saw a few women naked...i totally stunned... some gers dressed like nurses n policewomen selling dildos and sex toys.. . there are also live strippers on stage but suay suay when i go that time is the male strippers .... KNN... one hr of seeing naked men on stage is sth u guys wont wan to imagine(nt tat i haf much choice)... the 2 gers keep '' wow wow wow.. they re so cute!!!''

they also haf ''live'' sex behind a screen but u can see the shadows of the porn stars hafing sex or threesome....pretty interesting...there is also ''live'' strip poker! ahaha .. the ang mohs realli bochup one.... the contestants are all visitors but they dont mind stripping juz to play the game... i told Carol to join the poker la!i will sponsor her dinner and cook for her everyday ... den she looked at me wif that sick look... damn funny!...

the most interesting thing is the Penis ART!! damn funny!!!! the ''artist'' is totally naked n paint wif his pure naked DICK! OMG... he dips his dick into the paint n starts to paint !...hahah... at first i tot he at least got a condom on(i juz cant imagine paint on my dick n drying up or the ''MEAT'' part of it rubbing against the canvas) but he realli uses his PURE NAKED DICK! OMG.. i wanted him to paint a portrait of me (it juz cost 50 bucks!) but the tot of hafing a painting of urself drawn by a dick juz seems too weird(n also the tot of the dick smell on the painting)... i took the pics of the ''artist'' but the pics wif Carol .. i will post them on the next post... i bet u cant believe it!

Amie also knew Yuey... so qiao rite?! n she was in the second batch of his ''get to know chicks'' parties ... we went the day before her... got an urge to ask her if he got go xian any gers in her batch not but ended up didnt...later hear some info which i dont need or not suppose to hear n haf a moral obligation to do sth abt it...

she said he n his gf is coming to brisbane soon.. are u that gf, Mindy? if u are, DO NOT ASK ME OUT TOGETHER WIF HIM.........seeing u 2 together somehow reminds me of the scene in the movie 300 .....whereby the leader went to the oracles to seek advice and the oracles went to lick the face of the blond ger that are offered to them and gif a horny and cheeky wink at me...it juz appears in my mind automatically , cant control it.

dunno issit Amie's comments or juz her aura that actually pisses ppl off... she commented ''aiya some gers still young lar .'' after saying he is coming to brisbane..... it is juz a harmless comment rite? but i duuno why i shoot her back wif ''yar den they can juz fuck around rite?'' wanted to add ''just like u'' behind but restrain myself juz in time...i realli dunno why she pisses me off wif it...mayb coz i noe sths that i shdnt noe abt her and it further worsens her image..... i haf no sheng chou da hen wif her n i realli dont hate her... she is quite shag also coz Peow n Ronald they all went back singapore liao.... n coz of that , she even wanted to quit school to go melb or back to singapore....so in fact , a lot of times i wanted to invite her to join our gatherings but den everytime she is there, she somehow will haf mood swings that pisses everyone off... n when she is there, Kiat n Paul will not be there... she juz has this ''degeneration aura'' that cannot be explained ... not her fault ... she's juz being herself... seldom see( in fact neva) a pretty chio ger that has this aura ...oh well ... too bad.. that's life