Friday, March 30, 2007

formation of the Brissie branch

juz came back from beach house again.... drank wif js,wendy ,victoria and andy... i m feeling much betta now man... after an expensive meal at Gaya n some chilling out in beach house....

andy told us that he plans to do very well in his college den hope to transfer to NUS den hope after dat he cld come SMU.... great... makes me even more dulan tat i quit SMU...

i told them abt NSFFC ( no-shit-food-friday-club) that dodo, jialing and gordon created...haha...n i suggest we shd haf it as well!!! ...plus after meal we shd chill out at beach house wif some cool nice live music and some beer or wine....

didnt do much stuff tonite(in fact i did nothing but slp) coz of my emo period in the afternoon... time to get some more gd slp n whack the bastard bio textbk tml morning...

eMo

todae juz read jialing n ben's blog... wah they are so happening lar... hk trip , chalets coming up n their exams are going to be over.... i realli miss the times in SMU... it's realli damn fun! n the people are fun too!... i tink i realli made the wrong choice coming here ,seriously...

i hate biology, chem, maths n anatomy... they are totally useless n i dont understand why i come all the way here to study all those crap... n i m gonna study them for the next 4 yrs... n my course mates are worse... they have no life at all!! everyday is study study study... almost all the guys in my class neva even dated before n they are so childish ... OMG... pls get a life...

monday is my midterm exams n i m not even studying.... ysd was the 5th time i fall aslp while reading the damned bio textbk....

the only saving grace here are the new friends i made here... at least they are pretty fun... but i still miss all gd times in spore... i miss my grandma's cooking! it has been abt 50 days since i ate homecooked food!!... my weekly mahjong sessions n my liverpool soccer matches.... my car, my friends , smux actvities...late night supper at geylang...

ppl come here mainly coz they cant make it in spore or they wan to do sth they love... i come here to study something i hate n leave the school i like... ironic...

mayb the stress of midterms, my super hardworking n nerdy course mates, the cold n windy weather is making me a little bit emo... i haf neva been so pissed off wif myself for a long while... hope it's juz a small blip in my life here...

my dad juz called n asked me abt my skin n if it's recovering....i was blogging n juz told him how pissed off i m... i tink he was pretty shocked...i m veri veri rarely pissed n got emo... he asked if i can take it or not... i realli didnt wan to disappoint him... i noe deep down in his heart he wans me to get the opto degree n help him wif his biz although he always say he will support wateva i do...

there is no turning back time n i haf been through worse times.... n i will not let all these proteins, cells, bone,nerves, muscle ,DNA n RNA bring me down.... GOD bless JJ

29th march

juz revised my bio.. it shd be 1 in a 80 trillion chance of hafing a same gene... guess there wont be another jesus walking ard on water after all...

Thursday, March 29, 2007

29th march

autumn is here...the wind blows like crazy every nite... my blinds almost flew off last nite.... n i shiver these few nites wif the protection of my disgustingly thin blanket....

saw the hot korean ger in that restaurant todae!! she's a student from QUT too... !!cool... i shd visit Gaya more often ....

i discovered that i haf a liking for bimbos.... Anny has been displaying her bimbotic nature these few days wif some veri dumb exclamations and her teh voice..... it doesnt help that she looks like Mindy(who is a proven bimbo while Anny is in the processing of proving)..... n i actually feels that she's cute!! n i realised that the gers i like in the past ...anderine, florence,peiwen, jialing ,etc.... all have 2 brains................ on their chest.... n even the gers i tot are cute are all bimbos...

it makes u wonder if humans have some problems in their thinking... guys dont like easy-to-get-gers... gers dont like goody-two-shoes-i-m-the-nicest-guy-in-the-world-guys.... n i find bimbos cute!!!.... it's so counter-intuitive ...

oh i juz learned that there is 1 in 8 trillion chances that u n a guy has the same gene in biology...
cool... that means after 8trillion/6 billion(the world population)=abt 1400 yrs, there's a high possibility that a person can actually look n think like u!... this also means that someone out there looks like Jesus and probably can walk on water like HIM...cool ya...

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

KOREAN

todae has to be my lucky day... !! me n joel wanted to haf korean food for dinner but we refused the nearby CIBI restaurant and we went to GAYA... at first i tot Gaya was in renovation but to my surprise it was open !! ...when we went in, a hot korean ger told us they are not opening for biz todae but todae is their try-out dish nite n we could haf food for free!!... OMG how cool is that... u get all the best food here for free!! some more they are served by hot korean babes in short skirts.... gd food, hot koreans and it's free!!

saw the waiter or owner of Beach house when we walked back... i tink they shd give me a VIP or sth lar!! i intro so many customers to them... i shd at least get some reward cards or sth... tamy, elaine , joel, andy, js, wendy......elaine was the pretty chinese ger living in unilodge... her whole body is full of LV... look like so tai tai or sth... but i tink they are made-in-china LVs.... i realli cant understand her english sometimes n my chinese is sucky.... end up we r like duck n chicken toking .... she even pronounced her name as eileen when it is suppose to be elaine!!...

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Macdreamy

went to the doc's todae to see my Bedbugs bites.... n oh my god... it costs me 45 bucks juz to see the bloody doc!! i was actually tinking that it is actually ok since i got my medicare card which gives me free consultation ... but i didnt noe that it doesnt cover medicine!!!

the medical system here is realli crap... to see a doc, u actually haf to book an appointment ....it's damn dumb... it's like u haf to predict u are gonna haf a fever tml n book an appointment todae.. how stupid can the aussies get.... ok.. back to the medicine part... in aussie u haf to buy the medicine form a chemist shop , not directly from the doctor... i went to the chemists there n gave her my prescription... n she was asking if i wan everything..... ''OF COURSE'' i told her that as i tot it was also free wif the doc's consultation... no wonder she smiles at me when i told her i wan everything.. damn it... the cost of the medicine costs me a whopping 85 bucks!!! can u believe it... some crap antihistamines costs 40 bucks!! what a bloody rip off... in spore i got the doc n the actual same shit for 20 bucks.....

my electronic shaver is spoiled ... haf to get a new one soon...i haven been shaving for the past 5 days... i was planning not to shave to look abit like Grey's Anatomy's Mcdreamy.... but it didnt work out....my growth is seriously retard and even after 5 days i still look like i juz shaved ysd...boyish look suits me betta aniwae...haha...

takeshi brought kenji , me and jerry to the valley to haf dinner... i was expecting a chinese dinner n we ended up eating kebab!!! WTF!! an over-cost subway meal....totally stunned but we didnt haf much choice... takeshi had chinese food for lunch n the other kind of food are either kebab and the crappy macdonald's .... valley is crap... exp food and little choices... the beer is cheap though... 1 jug of BB costs juz 9 bucks.....

Friday, March 23, 2007

Beach House

juz came back from drinking at beach city... todae has been a great day... finally!!! i m allowed back to my hse... sibe shiok! washing all the damn shit clothes, vacuuming the room and buy all sorts of shit n crap takes me like 6 hrs

went lunch wif johnathon n david... we ate some jap sushi n eel rice in the valley.... john is actually an avid outdoor person!! cool! i tink i betta go learn diving faster so i can go expedition wif him soon....

had dinner wif, paul,serene,js n wendy in some weird viet restaurant in west end.... the dishes are great!! except for the fucking mint-flavored spring rolls... it taaaaaaaastes for some smelly rotten mint-flavored chewing gum...yucks! later we went back to our place to haf some red bean soup(made by paul) for supper.... it has been soooooooooooooooo long since i ate red bean soup lar... den paul n serene told us abt teh stories linking prophet mohamad n the bible...

tat toopid adam jio me to go underground to drink... damn lar... it has a fucking long queue n i haf abslutely no mood for clubbing n knowing more ppl.... i nid to slp... damn tired... the whole day of going out leaves me no time for myself... i wan to juz slack at my rm... wasting time n staring into space...haha...

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Miracle!!

As the saying goes, SUAY IS SUAY....BUY JIAO ALSO BECOME GONG GUI(suay is suay, buy bird will become chicken)..... these 4 wks in Brissie has been one of my suayest period... first wk, teh interent cropped me up for 1 wk, 2nd wk got begbugs but i m not aware...3rd wk powerfailure...4th wk the bloody bugs kicked me out of my room....

ysd is so far the hengest DAY!!! i was abt to walk to uni to spend the nite at the library after i was not allowed to reutrn to my room... feeling realli realli shag coz i cant even bath or change my clothes or even study properly.... Joel offered to lend his room to me but i was paiseh to invade his privacy ...esp our rooms are so bloody small....when i was walking to the uni, i saw Johnathon, a guy i toked to in the spore association.... he asked me why so late go to uni n i told him what i m experiencing... wah... den out of teh blue he offered me his hse living room to stay for the nite!!! ... i was soooo surprised... it's realli kind of him to lend me his place when he has juz known me for 2 days n we only toked for abt a few mins...he told me to pack some clothes n go his place! later Gerald also called tat he could lend his living to me too!!... damn lucky !! neva tot my hseing probs would be solved juz like this! Miracles do happens sometimes...

saw Tamy in the library todae... she was the president n founder of the japanese student association... she was kanning her new president n some her committee members in japanese... sibe fierce....

Anny todae keeps pestering me to buy her a fruity Mentos... i told her to name 5 of my gd pts if she wans the mentos... haha... to tink she actually fall for it...!! ....haha..... end up i go buy a extra strong mint flavored mentos( i knew she cant take mint)....den she looked at me with that dumb n pissed off look ....haha... damn funny...

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

JJ united vs bedbugs united

here are the results of the first leg of the battle btw JJ united n Begbugs united...

the fucking bedbugs secured a magnificent victory over JJ with bites on the neck , face , legs n hands....they attack from the left , right and center leaving JJ pissed off... JJ 's star player mainly Baygon insect spray and half a bottle of Mortein surface spray failed to perform... they sprayed at all the areas but no shots on target.... those sons of bitches seemed to haf god-like defense , even JJ united's most power striker , the PEST TERMINATOR ,failed to breach it....

JJ united manager Jay Ng commented after the crushing defeat ," it's a fucking miracle those bastards survive the attack....i dunno wat to say...i cant explain the defeat in Singlish , let alone in English....!" Due to the defeat, Jay has to move out of the room for 2 fucking days for his new recruit , the NEW PEST TERMINATOR , to do the job..

the second leg of the battle is scheduled tml 7am.Jay is confident his new recruits , THE NEW PEST TERMINATOR n a new can of mortein surface spray will be able to overturn the deficit and kill those SOBs and their fucking eggs...

JJsogduhaftocallhimtwice will report the result of the second leg after he comes back to the room on friday

Monday, March 19, 2007

Brazilian Jap

juz finished my dinner wif Tamy.... we ate rump steak at the Beach city... really cool place with pretty gd red wine ... the steak are cheap too! it's $7.80 on Monday nites...

She told me she was a Brazilian Jap... hahaha... Exotic rite!!! A jap borned in Brazil... how cool is that man... but she didnt go back to brazil since she was 8... i told her to do some Samba dance for me and could play winningeleven very well den since she is a Brazilian...haha... she dated a couple of sporeans guys before and she said most of them are boring and one is super creepy... he posted alot of her pics online and wrote her profile in a forum like a serial killer like dat.... n her impression of sporean guys are bad , if not one of the worst..:(..... dont noe if i haf changed her impression of sporeans guys not... well i dont realli care lar as long as i juz be myself... we had a realli realli fun time laughing the whole time....there was a lucky draw in the resturant too!! lucky we didnt win it...the prize is 1 whole big plate of uncooked STEAK!!! yucks... i haf been eating so much home-cooked steak for the last 2 wks that any more home-cooked ones will juz kill me....

at the library now... cant concentrate doing my work in my home... n exams for the damn biology n maths are starting in 2 wks times... haf to fight for my life... DNA n RNA , u both sucks........

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Asian Town

ysd was super busy..... went out in the morning for a HK association party... wah... it's one of the biggest party i haf been wif more than a hundred ppl in the bbq.. but most of them are honkies and they speak veri fast canto which i cant realli speak veri well.... n they always clump up in grps and speak in canto! well.. end up i still tok to a few new ppl wif my horrible n limited canto...

almost straight after that i went for the spore welcome party at the holiday in hotel... i dont understand why the spore one nid to be so formal... it realli sucks... it made it look n seems so boring... Joel was the former photographer of the spore society and he says it damn damn sucky... they even say the spore pledge in one of the events..!! well... the party isnt as bad as i was told after all... yes it was pretty boring wif NO activities at all... but it was practical lar.. the spore style... they juz put us in a ballroom n told us to socialize... noe a few ppl n recruited some poker mates....

after dat i was damn tired but i still haf to attend a birthday party by Takeshi... it was held at Sunnybank , the so-called Asian town in Brisbane... the bus ride takes abt 30mins from the city... first time being there n i was truly amazed... there was realli no an ang moh in sight... all Asians ...seriously... it has been long since i see so many asians.... ate an extremely exp chicken rice that is the direct replica of the typical $2 chicken rice in the hawker center...

later on i went to a bar wif William to watch EPL ... first time in a long time since i watched soccer!! n this bar shows Champions league matches as well!! great... liverpool here i come!!
the timing realli sucks though... a normal EPL match starts at 2am and CL matches starts at 5am...

on friday i been to this club called the Cesar's in Roma street... super boring club... the music sucks and the atmosphere realli cant make it... the gers are even worse... enuff said...

oh yar i juz saw a Jialing replica outside the casino todae!.. her head is abit bigger though(which is extremely bad) and she was a PRC... her movements are also the same!! super auntie!!

Socializing day is over now ..time to get back to my epithelium tissues, valence shells and DNA...

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

14 March

todae had my first bloody hell CHem Prac wif that asshole shit head grumphy old Irish woman...
todae probably the longest day i had for a freaking long time ... from 8 till 7... non-stop action again... even in army it's not tat tiring....

ganna kan by my Anatomy prof todae for talking in class....'' hey u , the guy wif the orange shirt... can u stop talking!! i m sure u didnt hear a single word from me in the last few mins n noe ur manners!! blah blah blah blah...'' gave me a 5 mins lecture on manners... i tink i pissed him off more by smiling all the way in the lecture...

Finally i get to noe the hot taiwanese babe in my apartment.. we said hi many times but we neva tok... we are always in a rush or sth... got her name n hp... probably ask her out soon... my place isnt tat bad after all! .... Tamy the japan babe n Christine ,this taiwanese babe and the chinese babe which i cant remember her name.......... haha..

got the mail from daddy alr... all the chem notes n maths notes... gotta go through it soon..
school still extremely stress... the bloody profs are trying to kill us by finishing 2 topics in 1 lesson!! damn it... no time to even ask Beth out... crap...

gtg ........school is stress.... aussies are not dumb...they are juz fucking lazy

Thursday, March 08, 2007

LABBY Thursday

DR JAY n Tina


the cute viet-chinese ANNY and Chiung
DR JAY, the cutest Singaporean in class!!!!!


todae was a fucking tiring day........... non-stop action from 8am till 5pm.... cant tahan..... had our first Biology prac.... all of us looked super professional lar... realli looked like doctors...ahha ...

Tat 32 yr old CAnadian actually has a wife!!! wif 2 kids somemore... n his wife is in our class!!! stunning... no wonder they wear the same shoes , bags, n forever together... how cool is tat man!! .. studying in school overseas wif ur wife!!...

LIVERPOOL went through after beating BARCA!!! i m soooo happy... but veri sianz i cant watch either of the legs... the feeling is like ur gd friend is going through a tough time n u are not there!!!... there is absolutely no soccer at all in BRissie ... onli some dumb game call FOOTIE n the un-understandable cricket....

dunnoe why 5 plus pm i m already freaking hungry... issit the weather there or sth??? i tink i will juz haf the leftover kangaroo steak n some leftover salad n coke....

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

kangaroo dinner


a pretty interesting singlet


First time cooking in Brissie... got sick of Subway n the chinese food from jackpot... had some kangaroo meat from Cole's ,a can of baked beans n some cesar salad..... FOR those who doubt my cooking, u all are DAMN wrong lar!! it tastes great... probably the best meal i eaten these few wks...

suppose to haf dinner wif Beth one but she last min pang seh... she went home during our 5 hrs break n too lazy to come to town... very well den .. i wanted to treat her to Nando's but too bad she lost her chance....

Bloody tired now after a freaking early n super long day...

Saturday, March 03, 2007

GOLD COAST


the waves are fucking high n strong ... all the ang mohs in the pic kanna hit down to the floor by them
SURFER's PARADISE!!

suya and kyle
Gerald n Ken

gold coast trip juz ended.....pretty tired... was out since 8am in the morning... had a coasch to brin us to the market place, HARbourtown n surfer's paradise...

market place was pretty boring... mostly all the tourist stuff like the flutes, paintings tat kind of thing......... harbourtown was the best man! it is a place where all the factory outlets store are... nike, adidas, polo ralph all there man... i bought almost 200 bucks more of nike stuff... this all-condition jacket from nike cost juz 125 bucks!! i remember seeing it in singapore for over 400 bucks!! all the stuff is super cheap.. the fossil watches are selling at 60 bucks...!!

later we went to surfer's paradise... the most happening beach in gold coast.... there are alot fo jap babes there... my friends say that there are the most jap babes here.. coz all the japanese lived in gold coast area!! there was a myth tat u can be naked in surfer's paradise but apparently it isnt... didnt realli see any babes going around naked and there are guards there ensureing ppl go go ard naked.... dont wan it to be legal too.... juz imagine mdm loy or KIMCHI or KJH running around NAKED and NO ONE can legally shoot them down!....hmmmmm........

last nite was great too! it's my first clubbing outing.... we went to many clubs.... RE, Jade Buddha and CAsino...... there was no cover charge unlike in spore..... n the beer is fucking cheap!! like 7 bucks for a pint!! n tat's for ASAHI... for XXXX which is their local beer is super super much cheaper....there are also no situated dance floor in the clubs... u can juz dance anywhere...

things are getting betta here but juz dont realli feel at home yet... the feeling of being a fish in a sea of ang mohs are pretty hard to describe...gotta slp alr!! freaking tired............

Thursday, March 01, 2007

last day of the wk!!


the babe in the blue spag is the pretty cute babe........



oh gosh man... super shag ... juz knew that my class ppl are the 99 percentile of Queensland!! i tot all aussies are stupid n lazy...haha... teh culture here is very bad man... the class keeps dividing themselves to the Asians grp n the ang-moh grp.... n every lecture all the asians wil sit 1 or 2 rows n teh other ang mohs will sit the other place.... i dont realli like it man... makes me feel pretty uneasy... wan to interact wif the ang mohs but like it's veri veri funny being the onli asian in the sea of ang mohs...first time in my life i kanna such separation of class so it's realli pretty shocking... my asian friends told me tat it has always been this way even in high school... it's sort of a silence discrimination.... but realli the ang mohs are quite friendly..sometimes i would juz sit down n they will juz chat u up....

there is a realli fucking hot blonde in my class man... realli super hot... n a pretty cute viet-chinese aussie... they are juz 17 n juz out of high school man...!! almost all the guys in the class are 17 besides me n a canadian who is 32.....

but they are realli fucking smart n fucking hardworking man... i haf neva seen such hardworking ang moh in my entire life lar.... now my class starting to teach biology,chem ,physics and cmaths ...knn... i totally forget alr!!! i go to class realli feeling like some dumb ass.... 3 yrs ago, after the A's i swear i will neva touch those shit stuff anymore and threw them ino the rubbish chute myself n now they r coming back to haunt me!... ARGH!!! ...but well.. being the lousiest means the onli direction u can go is up!! juz like ASSHOLE DAIDEE....''BEING THE ASSHOLE IS THE BEST, COZ U CANT BE DEMOTED..'' ....DUN CARE ALReady lar... I m gng to mug my wkend off after my gold coast trip....

Brissie here is quite dangerous ! i haf been hearing police sirens sounding every nite!!! my friends say it's pretty normal here... coz of the hobbos- the homeless ppl and the emos---ppl who hates the world everyday n dress in black n sits in the middle of shopping centers cursing the world ard them...n they cant believe i roam ard brissie at 3am on my first day here!!..