here are the results of the first leg of the battle btw JJ united n Begbugs united...
the fucking bedbugs secured a magnificent victory over JJ with bites on the neck , face , legs n hands....they attack from the left , right and center leaving JJ pissed off... JJ 's star player mainly Baygon insect spray and half a bottle of Mortein surface spray failed to perform... they sprayed at all the areas but no shots on target.... those sons of bitches seemed to haf god-like defense , even JJ united's most power striker , the PEST TERMINATOR ,failed to breach it....
JJ united manager Jay Ng commented after the crushing defeat ," it's a fucking miracle those bastards survive the attack....i dunno wat to say...i cant explain the defeat in Singlish , let alone in English....!" Due to the defeat, Jay has to move out of the room for 2 fucking days for his new recruit , the NEW PEST TERMINATOR , to do the job..
the second leg of the battle is scheduled tml 7am.Jay is confident his new recruits , THE NEW PEST TERMINATOR n a new can of mortein surface spray will be able to overturn the deficit and kill those SOBs and their fucking eggs...
JJsogduhaftocallhimtwice will report the result of the second leg after he comes back to the room on friday
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