do u wan to be a mole?

read up abt integumentary system todae...reminds me abt my mole near my eight eye.. it's juz a bloody small mole, doubt anyone will notice it... my parents actually did fortune telling when i was a little baby.. tat mole at tat position is called a ''se zi''. the fortune teller says i will be born rich and smart, earn lots of money and lots of nu ren yuan but will always remain poor coz my money will all get cheated by women or spent on women...cock story rite??!! ...ok it actually haf some truth in it... my dad wasn't doing veri well in biz until i was born and suddenly he did veri veri well in his biz n we moved from a 3 rm hdb flat to a bungalow.. n since i was young i did pretty well in studies and probably the best grades among my cousins( not tat i m extremely smart,it juz tat ...erm....they haf other talents)... n wif the optometry degree n taking over my dad's biz probably wont make me poor in the near future...so yes..u can say the first part haf came true!! haha.. mayb tat's the reason my dad always warn me abt women if i venture in biz and told me all the stories of his friends kanna bankrupt coz of them..

BUT SERIOUSLY!! moles are juz some dumb overgrown melanin-forming cells tat every human haf!! n some ppl haf as many as 20 or more!! so if one guy has 100 moles, he would haf millions n millions of destiny!! n if the fortune teller can actually predict which one of the millions of destiny is true, he most prob wont be a fortune teller... SO NO I dont believe in it!!

BTW if ever a guy says he will love u wif all his heart, TELL HIM to fuck off! coz he is bloody lying.. heart is juz a dumb organ tat pumps blood n wat's inside is juz some ligaments n blood vessels...haha...; if a guy says he will love u wif all his brain, tell him to FUCK OFF TOO!! coz he is bloody unromantic n he is juz a dumb ass filled wif some boring medical knowledge....the best is to say '' i will love u wif all my penis..'' it's true(u can MAKE LOVE wif the penis) and it sounds amorous ...haha.. ok.. i m lame..i noe... juz got too bored wif all these toopid anatomy studys!!