paul asked me to go for a church gathering todae...n it was fun!... great food ,esp the soy chicken .. . n got to noe quite a few new ppl... seya intro us a new style of monopoly... there is no paper money n every team get a credit card. it's fucking useless!!! the banker(who is seya).. is so bloody busy n fucking waste of time to juz transfer a few k to each other...n i m super surprised a few ppl doesnt noe hw to play monopoly!! OMG where ur childhood??!!

1 thing i discover from church gatherings is that there is always no chio bus!!... haha.. it's an worldwide phenomenon...hot gers are seldom pious..the hottest ger in the group is probably kristen ... but she's way too old n too spiritual...

went to a strip club todae wif a friend(he didnt wan anyone to noe)....... it's his virgin trip there... so i treated him to it... n OMG the entrance is 15 bucks!!! crazy!! n there is no crowd at all... so boring........ n the gers didnt strip... u haf to pay for them to strip or do a lap dance... fucking lame... the previous one tat i went wif william is a billions times betta n cheaper... oh well... sorry mate... lousy virgin trip for u... betta luck next time

finally back at brissie!! honestly i was realli realli tempted not to come back so i purposely delayed paying my school fees till the last day... singapore is tooo gd... but den again, i didnt gif brissie much chance to impress too..

paul told me that he went to sdyney in the winter break n it was awesome!! not onli the food is great n cheap , the ppl there are friendlier n it's veri asian.. abit too late lar.. now change to new south wales abit hard... but i tink i more lao jiao here alr... come back here the feeling is totally different from the first few wks here..feels much more like home!..n my new housemates are freaking funny

Marc n belinda are my new housemates... marc is freaking funny... we chatted todae n he was telling me where to find drunken babes to fuck in brissie...he somemore classified them in to categories... like if u wanna fuck backpackers, u shd go DOWN UNDER... if wanna fuck rich russians go to this bar in the BIG W... all this said right in front of his gf!... haha.. n she always gif him TAT look... realli funny couple... n he told me he fucked 18 gers before... n he's aiming for 30 before he reached 30 actually but has to stop coz he had belinda... n asked me to continue his legacy... ok i haf a lot of shit to catch up for that aim....ahaha...n YES AFTER WHERE he ''advised'' me to club, Brissie suddenly dont feel like a boring place anymore!!

eileen now became much chioer... went to her rm n chat wif her till midnite... mayb coz of wat she wearing.. she wore a bathrobe n gers in bathrobe ALWAYS LOOK much hotter...

had this veri lame conversation wif a dumb indian when i was hafing supper wif IAC ppl...
i ordered mee rebus but waited for damn long for it n everyone's dishes came onli... so i ask the indian who took my order...

''hey, where's my mee rebus.. i tink i got order didnt i?''
''dont have.''
''huh? got wat.. i m sure i got order''
''realli dont haf''
''confirm got...hey u all got see me order rite?!''
''dont haf mee rebus how to let u order...''
''...................................''

my stay at singapore is coming to an end... n i haven got time to meet everyone!!!.... haf too many things to do after i m back n i m seriously suffering from a mini-burnout .... in fact todae was the onli day i was able to slp till 11am n eat lunch at home....

meet up wif jiayan n alicia this evening n had a bit of a chat wif them... seriously i realli miss SMU a lot but den i neva regret gng aussie though...the experience i got is realli great... looking at the freshies doing the assoc camp reminds me of last yr when my group won EVERYTHING in assoc camp last yr n probably the best camp i had!!

had a veri veri veri full supper wif marc, greg, lewis,mr ruan ji, wc juz now...realli miss the days of supper... in brissie WE DONT HAF SUPPER places... the most is a fucking dumb macdonald's at queen st mall...TERRIBLE...

but life's great nevertheless...n if i able to go UK next yr it is gonna be greater!!

back!!

BACK!!!... finally back to the land of world class trains, buses n a world where i can speak proper english... no more ''same same no different'' n arguing over prices from those super irritating cyclos drivers!!

these few wks there has been great!! as Ben will say ,'' QUALITY.PURE QUALITY.''... met so many ppl in the trip n noe so many things n experience so many great things in viet n laos... mixing ard wif those ppl who quit their jobs or juz went overseas to study a language actually gives me another insight to life... Adam n eileen went china to study chinese... ben went to germany... the 2 swedish gers went to france... gng to another country juz to study language is not an absurd idea actually eh?!.. still remembering last yr when i was touring swiss, i was toking to a german swiss ger on the train n she said she went to ireland to study english... i was tinking '' is she crazy?! in spore, u can juz go orchard rd sign up some program can liao wat!!'' now tinking of it, she isnt so weird afterall...

juz signed up for my SAT... hopefully i can get a decent score for it...den i can get the license to study in the states or canada... tml i m gng to settle some shit so i can apply to UNSW from QUT... hopefully next yr i can get to UNSW n den after the winter holis, probably go experience a new life in scotland or england if i can get in to their unis... shit!! tat's means i haf to change my plans to explore aussie, NZ, the pacific islands as well as PNG!!

life's great!! n there is soooo much more to experience...n sorry to the lecturers for pontenging the first wk of class.. PLS DO NOT BLACKLIST ME

the dead body of my fx 01

horrible horrible shit happened at luang pabang , the land of the ''pabang kias''.. i flew off the bike when i was mountain biking n i smashed my camera, injured my right leg n arms!! ...now my right arm cant stop hurting whenever i bath or bend .. n i cant walk down a stairs wifout hurting my knee... farking suay... i was SOOO looking forward to tubing in vient vieng!! now i can onli sit dwon in a cafe, drink some milkshakes n watch friends the whole day while weiping enjoys himself in a 1 day trek , kayaking n tubing trip...

oh well.. watching friends arent tat bad ya?! sorta remind me of the my primary sch days when watching friends are so hard.. i can onli watch friends when 'gao xiao xin dong '' is hafing commercials !!...i gonna get all the ten seasons of friends when i get back ... it's sooo funny n STILL the best tv show ever(heroes comes a close second)

oh the rumors of laos ppl carrying machine guns around are true! the bus we took to vient vieng had 2 kids carrying machine guns n 1 kid carry a box of ammos came into the bus...n they were sitting right behind me!.. i would veri like to take of a pic of them wif the rifles... but weiping would fuck me upside down to risk our lives over 1 dumb pic... i tink they are probably the guardians of our bus...n whenever the bus stops near the forest for us to pee, we are not advised to venture into the forest n juz pee along the road side.. coz the land mines there are not completely cleared n yes bandits are everywhere...

last nite the whole city blacked out for 1 hr!!... luckly i didnt go to the toilet..or most likely i will be falling into a of teh shit holes(the toilets here are like the old toilet of china... juz a hole wif no flush)...

the missing person ads

fellow singaporeans

the CN235

haf been mixing ard so many ppl from different countries these few day... adam, the american n his filipino gf, sarah n steph-2 swedish babes, some turks, some rare fellow singaporeans n of course our beloved cockster roomate ben... it's so funny to notice teh difference in the way they exclaim ..

the brits: '' brilliant. absolute brilliance.'' or ''quality.pure quality''
aussies: '' beautiful.''
americans: '' awesome!'' or ''sweet''
sporeans: '' wah lan!..shiok ar!''

ysd went to this kuangsi waterfall.. i climb halfway my flipflops chui...max shag! den i haf to climb all the way down n buy an overpriced pair n too lazy to join the others in climbing to the top... but i got a chance to tok to the locals!.. the waterfall is in tapan village, an hr drive from the '' town''.. the ger i tok to neva ever roamed out of this village before though she's 25 n haf 2 babies.. super shag man.. the village is so damn small, probably the size of smu the most..it's so sad lar...juz imagine.... u haf neva ever roamed out of bishan n tot tat teh horrible ba chor mee in thomson is actaully the best in the world!! OMG...

we did the EBOLA trick again.. fooling the cyclo driver who keeps asking us to sit his trishaw... i ahf actually designed a Ebo Dollar... hahaha.. to counter the newest scam in viet... (the kids in veit will ask u where u from n beg to see ur country's notes den they will snatch it away from u or beg u like crazy to gif them)... i faked the driver that the ebola dollar could exchange for 50 usd(it makes sense since it's so rare n designed by an extremely talented ebola prince)... i wanted so much to show him n stun him but after he was told tat we are from ebola , he neva follow us alr...:(

oh yar.. i saw a few ''missing person'' notice on the walls !! damn shag.. apparently kidnapping is veri rampant in Laos.. they kidnap the tourists not to get ransom though.. it's to get their knowledge n to learn english.. n most of the time the person who got kidnapped will be forced to marry the hottest lao ger(or guy) in the tribe to produce the best babies!! woo hoo.. i certainly dont mind getting kidnapped..haha.. n the routes to Viantianne is pretty dangerous... heard from several backpackers who came from there said that people carry machine guns around n recently in 2004, a few europeans n even laos ppl taking the tour bus got gunned down n robbed...n since laos NEVA EVER leak information abt such things to the world, we reckon that there might be more than an isolated incident..oh well.. hope nothing happens, n if anything is gonna happen i hope it's a kidnap:)

kanna cheated by the tour agency ... they promised us vietnam airlines den end up we got LAOS AIRLINE!! probably the worst airline in the world n we paid alot extra for it... no wonder teh ger keep delaying giving us the air tix and she even use a vietnam airlines ticket cover to conceal the laos airlines tix...

laos airlines uses a fucking military plane for the flight! can be believe it.. CN 235!! n it has propellers tat generate crazy amounts of sound..n as i had said before.. if u die in a flight in laos ariline , no fucking human being will noe tat u are dead coz they dont release their flight records...!

but luaang prabang is FANTASTIC!! Hoi an pales soooo much in comparison...it has sooo much charm in the whole city n the food is great...totally worth the life-threatening flight here..ahahha...

we got to stay wif a londoner called ben.. he is damn cool... he worked in jp morgan n he quited his job to travel ard... he visited so much countries before... mongolia , almost whole of europe, SEA, china, india, america..

penguins at halong bay

halong bay has veri veri nice caves... n there were penguins!! i was wondeering how the penguins can survive in the caves since there is no fishes inside n quite dried up... appparently the penguins fed on the rubbish n trash left behind by tourists...

the penguins of halong bay

back from halong bay!! ... it's a fantastic trip... the scene is beautiful n able to chill out at the boat , suntanning n listening to my ipod was probably the best in the whole trip...i was randoming my songs den suddenly an old song by zhang xin zhe came out...it's an bloody old song which i tink i heard it when i was in primary 3 or 4... it's kinda revokes all the old memories ... kindergarden, primary ,sec, jc n army days...

on the way to halong bay i got to tok to this asian ger who lives in NSW.. she quite cute n funny... she keep saying she's hungry on the bus trip so i tok cock wif her.,.

''i m hungry''
''tink of shit den..u will feel less hungry''
''WAT?!''
''dont tink of the solid ones, tink of the liquid ones''
''stop it! or i will puke my breakfast on u ''
''great! tat will make u slimmer''
''............. tat's the 3 most outregeous comments i heard ''

haha... so funny to see her looking stunned...but damn i didnt get her email...i didnt even get her name after we toked for more than 5 hrs!! i went to the toilet n her boat is ready n when i m out she's gone alr!!...n i cant see her anywhere in Cat Ba island..tml we are flying to laos n she's gng back to Kunming in china to do her exchange for another 6 mths.. oh well...

met some realli cool ppl in the trip... tok to this ger from vancuver , she's a medical student doing her research in india n she told us abt her interesting stories of her travel... den there's a irish professional poker player...he started his travel in asia in singapore when he was invited to the 2007 poker world championship..cool ya?!

EBOLA princes

boat trip to the tombs

the 2 ebola princes n hussien

agent jay at 'my son'


went for massage... sibe shag... i see the receptionists like quite chio so i went in den an OLD auntie come n massage me instead!!... super sianzz ... everytime i go massage always kanna the old or ugly ones...tat time went to batam wif weekee, jingmin they all , i got a extremely fugly n fat women n NOW I got an auntie!!... super turn off...oh well mayb it's a blessing in disguise...haha... it is rumored that the older or uglier the women is , the more skilled she is in massaging


todae went for a boat trip to the tombs of the emperors n the thien mu pagoda... the bloody boatman tried to con us again... i m totally sick of such cons alr...he purposely stopped us at a faraway dock... so far away from the tomb tat we had to take an overpriced scooter there(abt 20k..usual price is 10k)...so we dulan..die die also dun go n all the backpackers in our boat also dont wan to take the scooters..so he lan lan had to bring us to the next stop...the tomb also not veri exciting so i dont realli care.. the real deal is the ming something tomb.. which is the last stop..den the boat bring us to a stupid temple which we had to pay 22k for the entrance fee... seriously i haf neva heard of this temple AT ALL!!! n non of the backpackers did either.. so all of us gang up not to enter it...got to tok to the fellow backpackers n all of us tink tat it is a fake temple!! it is one of the veri common scams here...

OH i juz founded a new country!!... it's called Ebola...haha....kinda of sick of ppl asking us where we from n all those shit stuff so we came up wif a fake country call EBOLA...n it's abt time we tried to trick them back!!! i m the prince of ebola.. weiping suggests it to be in the middle of india n china but i tink being somewhere near the pacific islands sounds more cool..

HU LI

i dunnoe why i cant view my blog or any other blogs but could do a new post... it's happening everywhere in vietnam...mayb it's a communist thingy.. in china u cant view most blogs too...now in this dumb cafe, i m overpaying yet it's so slow tat i cant upload any pics

kinda get used to the viet traffic... it's crazy n realli nuts!! most of the time u will be safer if u cross the road wif ur eyes closed rather than opening ur eyes... the viets predict ur movement on the road so if u see tons of bikes moving ard n if u humji n stop like u do usually in spore or aussie u are seriously in big fuck shit...

todae is a shag day... dunnoe why it's sooooo hot n we went the wrong way on the road the the mini- forbidden city in Hue.. we walked like crazy for 1.5 hrs!! n ended up in a cockanathan school..fortunately in the end we managed to find the place but we are raelli too shag to realli explore the whole palace...

we had dinner wif hussien , a canadian who we met like almost 5 times from nhu trang to hoi an .. he was a pretty cool n ni ce guy .. he backpacked alone for like for 2 plus mths already.. backpacking alone is realli gd fun n can meet n talk to many other ppl ard... had a pretty shaggy discussion n how to go laos again todae... veri sianzz... laos is sooo inaccessible n the easier ways to get there is crazily exp... somemore in laos , we cant fly from city to city coz their onli airline(laos airlines) are fucked up(they kept their accidents n flight data secret)... so we dont actually noe how many ppl died in the flights n if we die in the flight, no one will noe!! i can be pretty daring to try new stuff but this is too crazy

leaving for HUE tml morning!! kinda sad to leave Hoi an... the town is beautiful, the gers are cute, the ppl are friendly and the food is cheap n gd... i could stay here forever!!...tok cock to a Canadian todae..he was staying the same hotel as us in Nhu trang.. he backpacked for mths alr!! n i realli how it feels like backpacking on a budget for mths like him

it's pretty funny to hear how the ang mohs pronounced certain names.... like HUE , we pronounced it the in the chinese way... but they pronounced it as ''hu li''...n hoi an they pronounced it as ''ho ant''....

todae did basically nothing but to slack n waste time... the lake is too nice not to enjoy , waste time , tok cock there... weiping even camp there for a few hrs juz to read his bk... we wanted to take up a viet cooking class but ended up aborting it as it costs a freaking 18 bucks!! the cheaper ones are not worth gng so we ended up wif no programs at all from afternoon to nite...

we had a little argument whether we shd take bus or plane to Laos.. teh bus trip is 24 hrs n the conditions are fucked up... n i m not keen at all though it's freaking cheap at 20 bucks compared to 120 bucks..Ai wei is coming this sunday too! damn qiao...n she 's also going laos... kinda stunned to see her msg me ... we haf neva tok since florence n i broke up...

hoi an

teh magnificant night view of HOI AN

one of the best chilling spot in hoi an

slping like a buddha

the friendly receptionist at HA VY hotel



ngu trang is a veri veri disappointing place! EVERYONE PLS DONT EVER GO THERE...super shag... kanna scammed like crazy... the worst is the yersin institute( it is literally veri er xin)... charged us 26 k for a view of a fucking small rm! the cham towers are even worse...it is juz 6 towers clumped together... somemore in the taxi we kanna ''tock'' again... will say more later









hoi an is a fantastic place!! the most beautiful place i haf seen to date... totally worth taking the fucking 12 hrs bus ride from ngu trang... the scenery is god damn beautiful n the whole place is super peaceful.. no much ppl asking u to take rides n the building are mostly ancient-looking... the sites are expensive to go though n inefficient ticketing system realli annoys me..









now time for DR JAY to introduce u to some interesting viet words n the fucking cheebye scams i kanna these few days.. in Vietnam, meat is called ''tit''(for obvious reasons..haha!!)..the bigger the meat are, the louder u muz say TIT!!(i m kidding:)...the more common words now is TIT GA ..which stands for chicken..u shake ur hand n say no tit ga to aviod chicken coz of the bird flu.. it damn easy to remember .. juz remember that guys go ga ga over tits... n there u go! TIT GA!









todae i kanna the most scam EVER! i went to this temple in Hoi an.. n see the toilet kinda clean so i went in...den when i come out, an old lady come ask me for money! of course i refuse! but she keep insisting n keep pting at a sign at a small corner of a small box... by using the fucking toilet u haf to pay 1 USD!!! knnbccb!! i super pissed..i dont wan to pay but she keep following me until i bo bian...this is so far the most expensive toilet i paid to use in my life@!#!@

Gangbang

todae went to mekong delta for a 1 day trip... nothing much seriously .. juz got up on a boat n someone juz row u ard the place... n ppl all begging u for tips...

the main highlight was this little kid singing n dancing for us... she is damn cute!!! took alot of pics fo her... n a few videos...n they bring us to a fucking grand restaurant call garden restuarant or sth like dat... the stuff there are fucking expensive!! the M n M cost 4 sing dollars! crazy... even more exp than singapore.. the toilet is gd though... super clean n there are free towel to clean ur face..

went to a few towns in the mekong delta... noticably ''gangbang'' and ''mei thong''(sounds like beautiful thongs)... the names are damn funny... got 1 more place called HAO AI --- hen hao zou ai(veri gd to make love)...haha... thanx to all these weirdo names tat i can remember those damn roads.... oh got to noe 1 more word in viet... thank you is ''kar men''... veri easy to remember...juz remember kar cheng(backside in hokkien) n gang men(anus in chinese) combine to together... easy rite??!!haha..

gng to nha thrang via an overnite bus in 15 mins!! woo hoo... the best beach resort in vietnam!! cya!

viet viet viet

this uncle says he was in the american navy in the viet war

the eye looks like the LOTR's evil eye rite?

the ang moh tank destroyed by the viets

tickling mr ho chi min

dancing in the rain

kopi -o

todae went to the chu chi tunnel... the trip is fucking LONG!!! from 8am to 7 pm... but stop at cao dai temple are for awhile... CAO DAI is a freaking funny religion lar... hahah... it existed for juz 70 plus yrs n its a combi of christainity, taoism n buddhism... n one of the 3 siants is sun yat sen...!! n hugo victor an ang moh.. it has a freaking eye on the statue which makes it super eerie..

chu chi was great!! the views of the tunnels n the history is fantastic ,onli the video sucks... it is a TOTAL propaganda!! the whole video kept refering the americans as evil n stuff... but seriously the americans are damn bo liao.. realli got nothing better to do go attack vietnam.. their agent orange bombs are freaking scary..i haf seen pics of the victims n the damage is realli crazy..

n for those who are coming to vietname... there are fucking lots of scams!! n they purposely TOCK ur cai tao for fun... the first cab we took we kanna overcharged alr..den a shoe polishing kid charged me 4 times the original price he quoted..max shag...will update more abt the amazing scams when i got more time... time for BEER now