hoi an

teh magnificant night view of HOI AN

one of the best chilling spot in hoi an

slping like a buddha

the friendly receptionist at HA VY hotel



ngu trang is a veri veri disappointing place! EVERYONE PLS DONT EVER GO THERE...super shag... kanna scammed like crazy... the worst is the yersin institute( it is literally veri er xin)... charged us 26 k for a view of a fucking small rm! the cham towers are even worse...it is juz 6 towers clumped together... somemore in the taxi we kanna ''tock'' again... will say more later









hoi an is a fantastic place!! the most beautiful place i haf seen to date... totally worth taking the fucking 12 hrs bus ride from ngu trang... the scenery is god damn beautiful n the whole place is super peaceful.. no much ppl asking u to take rides n the building are mostly ancient-looking... the sites are expensive to go though n inefficient ticketing system realli annoys me..









now time for DR JAY to introduce u to some interesting viet words n the fucking cheebye scams i kanna these few days.. in Vietnam, meat is called ''tit''(for obvious reasons..haha!!)..the bigger the meat are, the louder u muz say TIT!!(i m kidding:)...the more common words now is TIT GA ..which stands for chicken..u shake ur hand n say no tit ga to aviod chicken coz of the bird flu.. it damn easy to remember .. juz remember that guys go ga ga over tits... n there u go! TIT GA!









todae i kanna the most scam EVER! i went to this temple in Hoi an.. n see the toilet kinda clean so i went in...den when i come out, an old lady come ask me for money! of course i refuse! but she keep insisting n keep pting at a sign at a small corner of a small box... by using the fucking toilet u haf to pay 1 USD!!! knnbccb!! i super pissed..i dont wan to pay but she keep following me until i bo bian...this is so far the most expensive toilet i paid to use in my life@!#!@