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haf been mixing ard so many ppl from different countries these few day... adam, the american n his filipino gf, sarah n steph-2 swedish babes, some turks, some rare fellow singaporeans n of course our beloved cockster roomate ben... it's so funny to notice teh difference in the way they exclaim ..

the brits: '' brilliant. absolute brilliance.'' or ''quality.pure quality''
aussies: '' beautiful.''
americans: '' awesome!'' or ''sweet''
sporeans: '' wah lan!..shiok ar!''

ysd went to this kuangsi waterfall.. i climb halfway my flipflops chui...max shag! den i haf to climb all the way down n buy an overpriced pair n too lazy to join the others in climbing to the top... but i got a chance to tok to the locals!.. the waterfall is in tapan village, an hr drive from the '' town''.. the ger i tok to neva ever roamed out of this village before though she's 25 n haf 2 babies.. super shag man.. the village is so damn small, probably the size of smu the most..it's so sad lar...juz imagine.... u haf neva ever roamed out of bishan n tot tat teh horrible ba chor mee in thomson is actaully the best in the world!! OMG...

we did the EBOLA trick again.. fooling the cyclo driver who keeps asking us to sit his trishaw... i ahf actually designed a Ebo Dollar... hahaha.. to counter the newest scam in viet... (the kids in veit will ask u where u from n beg to see ur country's notes den they will snatch it away from u or beg u like crazy to gif them)... i faked the driver that the ebola dollar could exchange for 50 usd(it makes sense since it's so rare n designed by an extremely talented ebola prince)... i wanted so much to show him n stun him but after he was told tat we are from ebola , he neva follow us alr...:(

oh yar.. i saw a few ''missing person'' notice on the walls !! damn shag.. apparently kidnapping is veri rampant in Laos.. they kidnap the tourists not to get ransom though.. it's to get their knowledge n to learn english.. n most of the time the person who got kidnapped will be forced to marry the hottest lao ger(or guy) in the tribe to produce the best babies!! woo hoo.. i certainly dont mind getting kidnapped..haha.. n the routes to Viantianne is pretty dangerous... heard from several backpackers who came from there said that people carry machine guns around n recently in 2004, a few europeans n even laos ppl taking the tour bus got gunned down n robbed...n since laos NEVA EVER leak information abt such things to the world, we reckon that there might be more than an isolated incident..oh well.. hope nothing happens, n if anything is gonna happen i hope it's a kidnap:)