master chef jay

last few days i keep having pot luck( issit spell like tis?)... we haf it cheryl's place n ysd at andy's place.... i cook so much chicken now tat i m expert at it alr!

had this super cock conversation wif cheryl when i nid to go over to her hse..

''eh we coming in a few mins''

''u all wanna come in from the back or the front?''

den i desiao her......'' wah u so direct?!! u wan us to come in front or come behind...? anyway u are comfortable wif..''

''oh u all come in from the front den come in....'' den she suddenly realise the joke,'' wah jay u are damn disgusting!!''

''eh u dun bluff lar.. u wan us all in front or some behind n some in front.. u tink u chio not... if u chio we come from in front , if not we come from behind(so dont nid to look at the face)......hahahaha''

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hahahaha.. she is damn cock lar...always haf this super blur face.. oh our beloved weng seng falls in love wif her!!! hahahh... it's so freaking funny... cheryl even tell us the conversations they had

'' hi cheryl, i m weng seng n ah ...wat are u doing now? i m veri lonely and i need some company....''

''erm.. i m veri veri busy now...''

''oh like dat.. where do u live...mayb i can go over n help u or i can go over to ur hse n haf some chat or sth''

''erm.. i live near the central station but it's inconvenient for u to come''( in other words fuck off! hahaha)

''no no no .. i m not a stalker dont get me wrong!''............hahahaha ... classic man.. classic...

i tink weng seng can write a bk.. '' 101 ways to scare a ger away''.... i m sure tat will cfm be a top seller man...

COLD STUFF

last 2 days are crazy lar... went to surfer's wif ronald, elvin, fabian , han biao and victor on saturday... n we freaking swim in the waves !! FUCK MAN.. it's defintiely one of the craziest thing i done... 5 degrees that day n was raining n the waves are like fucking fucking high... i tink at least 2 or 3 times my height n it's fucking scary to see such huge wave consuming u...plus u are shivering wif cold even when in water!! den when reach home straightaway kanna fever n haf to chiong down to elvin hse to play mj ... tat day i tink i had one of the best sleep in brissie

DEN on sunday, we played soccer in the freaking rain !! oOMG... i cant believe i did tat still... 4 hrs in the rain n playing under 10 degrees is damn sick!! n all teh fucked up mud n stuff... but the bloody worst thing is i forget to bring clothes to change!! i almost frost to death while walking.. the sight of a few of us who didnt bring clothes, straighten our upper bodies while walking so dat our body will minimise the contact wif the clothes is truly memorable... ahhaah... n again after the crazy soccer, i chiong to robbie's hse to play poker.. fuck man.. i tink i realli nid to hone my poker skills more...playing wif robbie they all realli improve my game

juz realise cheena ppl realli love to call themselves stupid names.. at first i tot the guy wif the name ''nokia'' is dumb enuff... now i saw a ger call kinky!! haha.. i saw her name i straightaway laugh in front of her... haha... how kinky can a name be man, literally!! den she stare at me as if she gave me the wrong medicine or sth... i still remember ben's favorite china ger call KIKI...haha.. he always look at her hairy armpits... realli damn funny... oh yar n a guy name called STRONG!..ahha... strong?! realli a pretty tough guy eh....

EKKA DAY

last nite i got a horrible horrible nightmare man!! fucking scary ...even scarier than being gang banged by horny old gay men.........i dreamt tat my mom ask me to marry Anderine ... OMG.. n dunnoe somehow i agree to tat fucking stupid idea . N the moment i agree to it , i regretted it... IMAGINE HOW FUCKING SCARY IT IS!!..

den within a day, all the preparations are finished n i m fucking screwed... i cant do anything to stop it...i wanted to tell them it was a bloody joke....they took it too seriously and wanted to cancel the whole bloody shit... BUT i couldn't tell tat to Anderine... SHE WOULD KILL ME.. i mean anyone will kill me for doing dat...but in the end i still did cancel it.. n i did it in the most ridiculous manner... i shouted ''NO!! THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED!!'' in the middle of a crowd who are doing preparations and every human being there stared at me n chase me to kill me..den LUCKILY i woke up!! WOO HOO...haha.. nice ending ya?

BTW todae is EKKA day..it's a public holiday... at first i tot it's ''ikea day'' n ekka is the way ang moh pronounce ikea... n i was tinking ikea got sale also got holiday for them?!?! what a fucking lame reason for a holiday man!! end up it's even more absurd!! EKKA is an annual funfair where ppl go there to do rides n win some dumb soft toys.. n YES THEY HAF A HOLIDAY TO PLAY FUNFAIR!! haha.. seriously damn lame lar.. more lame than ''ikea day''...

ysd nite went to EKKA wif KAI, his gf n some of his friends... wah lan i sit the rides i wanna die ar... i almost vomit out my hotdog.. n it doesnt help tat i fucking scare of heights... i got scared the shits out of me when the rotating thingy spins like 8 storeys high or sth n turn upside down!! OMG MAN... tat was the closest to heaven i ever felt..mayb it's this bloody ride that cause the bloody nightmare

our ndp pics are out!! on the stomp website somemore....... http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/viewPost4752.aspx

but i look weird in the pic....

todae i saw an extremely disgusting sight of a ger walking wif extreme movements of ur ass!! damn disgusting... n her voice is fucking teh... OMG... i feel like puking my beef hor fun when i see her coming in...

ysd i went to the SSA national day ball n i saw a fucking hot hot hot babe in a red gown!! OMG.. she's easily the hottest HOTTEST asian i haf seen here... n i tink she's a singaporean too.. n her dad is some high commissioner of brisbane or some sort...WAH LAN...seriously damn it man... tat no one in my grp noes any of her friends..

NATIONAL DAY!

todae was mad lar... 200 plus ppl come for the national day live in N block ... wah lan... first time i watched wif so many ppl... n seriously i super miss singapore!! esp when i see marina bay... n for this yr i haf tix for NDP!! shit man

aniwae this is the first time celebrating national day outisde singapore... kinda weird lar... i m not tat kind of patriotic kind of person but somehow i feel like singing all those singapore songs... i can still remember 2 bloody yrs ago when i m still in Ns... i haf duty in camp on national day n haf to watch NDP sneakily at one corner at nite to prevent kanna caught by master ramesh... n how i hated NDP n how it's bloody overrated...

oh well at least the whole thing was a great success!! the lecture room is so filled tat we haf to turn away a few pp:(...n i didnt even haf a chance to eat the bee hoon !!...

also called teh cadetship person ysd after he said i could onli get 1k per yr onli.. damn man... 1k ??!! david got like 6k per yr LAR!! oh man... juz coz i m not a citizen....oh well dat means it's not attractive at all.. onli gd coz i could get an almost guaranteed working visa n PR which is also worthless and also a bloody waste of time coz i wan to fucking hell go HOME ASAP!!!

A NEW WENG SENG>??

NSFF is on again!!.. though the dinner was quite ordinary but pretty pricey...

tonites dinner wif one of the messiest dinner EVER... i went out wif a grp of abt 15 singaporeans ... super shag... meeting at hungry jack's for 15 ppl is alr a chore... den we keep discussing where to go... stand in the middle of the queen st for 20 mins!! juz to decide where to go... den finally decided den last min some ppl wan to go elsewhere... argh!! den STILL we broke up to eat at different places... i sibe buay tahan this kind of shit...eat 1 meal also muz take so long... juz go 1 place n juz EAT!! but also cannot blame lar.. we singaporeans are too used to hawker centers or food court which brissie doesnt haf in the evening(extremely dumb rite? food court closes juz before dinner time)...

went to Bubbles to chill out after dinner... n the reason we chose it was BECOZ OF A WAITRESS!! ... woo hoo... i didnt object of course... the ger was giving ''half-ball handicap'' n how could we refuse to take it... the other waitresses are pretty cute too...wonder if they would wan to hire another waiter not...hmmmm

BUT STILL chilling out wif so many ppl pisses me off, find a place to sit also muz tuo tuo la la... n the guy sitting beside is freaking weird...not onli he looked like a nerd, his behavior suggests the same shit of him...he keeps getting veri veri defensive on wat he says n always try to ''win'' any conversation ,which is rather irritating.. i can sense tat everyone dont realli like him, but he keeps toking... reminds me of the famous ''he shall not be named'' of unilodge...

mac rules....my ass!

an expensive-but-not-tat-gd dessert place that took 30 mins to walk there

the dinner steamboat in laos tat causes my food poisoning

knn... mac os is frustrating me!! seriously... i cant get used to the mac office at all n the new printer i bought does support mac!!! can u believe it?!!!.. SERIOUSLY mac is a pc of shit... it has totally no other functions other than looking cool n free from virus...
''oh u got a mac!! n a black one too!! it's so rare!!..it 's so cool!!''... seriously tt's the onli fucking praise tat this shit machine gets n i m not even joking.. it's juz like a freaking brad pitt-looking guy wif bad breath , body odor ,stupid, idiot, no integrity n loves SM ....

WAIT TILL I GET BACK to singapore n install windows n byebye MAC OSx... i will onli use it if i go out in coffeebean or starbucks...

tinking of getting a cadetship for optometry.. btw cadetship is something like a scholarship but u haf to work for the company for the amount yrs they gif u money after u grad... i will get 2k to 3k aussie per yr n probably a economy class flight back to singapore every yr... cool deal eh? but if i get it i cant go to UK anymore! , let alone quit optometry n go back to smu... i m not enjoying this course anymore though it damn easy to pass(not to score though)... all the fucking pracs are pissing me off... totally useless... all the marketing, planning stuff, doing projects are 10 times more interesting than wearing the stupid lab coat n dumb lab glasses mixing chemicals...but it does contribute to ''jay's global tour fund''....hmmm

oh yar.. my stomach still feeling fucked up... ever since i came back from laos... food poisoning last so long one meh??

love bite

OMG... todae Anny wore a fucking low-cut dress to school...n u noe wat... she had a love bite on her breast!! OMG.. can she use her fucking brain... or is she showing off her love bite.... or she tinks all of us are bloody idiots who neva had or seen a lovebite before( ok i agree some of the kids in my class dont)... but pls...show some decency ,ger!... seriously all her image of her gone... tot she was an innocent cute cute asian ger ...oh well... wat can i expect from aussies rite? seeing an innocent n virgin aussie ger is as rare as seeing Jesus partying in HELL...