last few days i keep having pot luck( issit spell like tis?)... we haf it cheryl's place n ysd at andy's place.... i cook so much chicken now tat i m expert at it alr!
had this super cock conversation wif cheryl when i nid to go over to her hse..
''eh we coming in a few mins''
''u all wanna come in from the back or the front?''
den i desiao her......'' wah u so direct?!! u wan us to come in front or come behind...? anyway u are comfortable wif..''
''oh u all come in from the front den come in....'' den she suddenly realise the joke,'' wah jay u are damn disgusting!!''
''eh u dun bluff lar.. u wan us all in front or some behind n some in front.. u tink u chio not... if u chio we come from in front , if not we come from behind(so dont nid to look at the face)......hahahaha''
''...........''
hahahaha.. she is damn cock lar...always haf this super blur face.. oh our beloved weng seng falls in love wif her!!! hahahh... it's so freaking funny... cheryl even tell us the conversations they had
'' hi cheryl, i m weng seng n ah ...wat are u doing now? i m veri lonely and i need some company....''
''erm.. i m veri veri busy now...''
''oh like dat.. where do u live...mayb i can go over n help u or i can go over to ur hse n haf some chat or sth''
''erm.. i live near the central station but it's inconvenient for u to come''( in other words fuck off! hahaha)
''no no no .. i m not a stalker dont get me wrong!''............hahahaha ... classic man.. classic...
i tink weng seng can write a bk.. '' 101 ways to scare a ger away''.... i m sure tat will cfm be a top seller man...
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