last nite i got a horrible horrible nightmare man!! fucking scary ...even scarier than being gang banged by horny old gay men.........i dreamt tat my mom ask me to marry Anderine ... OMG.. n dunnoe somehow i agree to tat fucking stupid idea . N the moment i agree to it , i regretted it... IMAGINE HOW FUCKING SCARY IT IS!!..
den within a day, all the preparations are finished n i m fucking screwed... i cant do anything to stop it...i wanted to tell them it was a bloody joke....they took it too seriously and wanted to cancel the whole bloody shit... BUT i couldn't tell tat to Anderine... SHE WOULD KILL ME.. i mean anyone will kill me for doing dat...but in the end i still did cancel it.. n i did it in the most ridiculous manner... i shouted ''NO!! THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED!!'' in the middle of a crowd who are doing preparations and every human being there stared at me n chase me to kill me..den LUCKILY i woke up!! WOO HOO...haha.. nice ending ya?
BTW todae is EKKA day..it's a public holiday... at first i tot it's ''ikea day'' n ekka is the way ang moh pronounce ikea... n i was tinking ikea got sale also got holiday for them?!?! what a fucking lame reason for a holiday man!! end up it's even more absurd!! EKKA is an annual funfair where ppl go there to do rides n win some dumb soft toys.. n YES THEY HAF A HOLIDAY TO PLAY FUNFAIR!! haha.. seriously damn lame lar.. more lame than ''ikea day''...
ysd nite went to EKKA wif KAI, his gf n some of his friends... wah lan i sit the rides i wanna die ar... i almost vomit out my hotdog.. n it doesnt help tat i fucking scare of heights... i got scared the shits out of me when the rotating thingy spins like 8 storeys high or sth n turn upside down!! OMG MAN... tat was the closest to heaven i ever felt..mayb it's this bloody ride that cause the bloody nightmare
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