Wednesday, February 27, 2008
GOD WANS U TO DIE, U MUST DIE
The legend's scandal..it's getting abit boring lar... but my malaysians , hongkies and taiwanese and even teh local asians friends keep updating me until i bo bian need to hear... tat once innocent cute cute gillian says that the furthest she would go wif her bf is to kiss n she did all the stuff wif edison because she tinks he will change n want to keep him....sort of an one off event...HAHA... bonus stage?? ....hahaha... wateva la... mayb she was once innocent ..i dunno... but she alr noes wat kind of person our beloved legend is and still wan to be a slut n a sex toy for him ...so shut up n accept ur career is gone. END OF. quite sad lar to see a ger i once like become like that ...but too bad!! she totally deserves it
Sunday, February 24, 2008
BACK IN BRISSIE!
no internet n phone realli jialat.... coz no internet means no way to find out the internet plans n thus cant apply the plans THROUGH THE INTERNET!... it's a vicious cycle...
got a car this sem n suddenly the world calls u n be their Filipino maid.. fetching them from airport, moving hse all got ur share... at first nt tat pissed but now in 4 freaking days, not onli i spent 120 bucks on petrol, i dont even haf time for myself to unpack my own stuff! WTF rite?! some ppl realli nt zi dong one... i tried to reject them nicely but they coming n coming until i muz reject them straight in their face.... tat's nt a gd thing seriously CUZ WHEN I M PISSED , i CAN BE FUCKING GUAI LAN... n i suck at hiding emotions...
though these few days i m freaking busy WITH OTHER PPL's STUFF, i m pretty happy ... partly coz of my new hse... it's huge n the rm completely suits me... a queen size bed onli wif no excess furniture... juz wat i need... great hsemates(for now at least) and a huge living rm wif gothic lamps...it's freaking old though... u look at it at first u would think tat Casper n his friendly friends are living there... the windows are all locked due to previous accidents of burglary...
the places ard it are also damn cool... great restaurants all around the place n the supermarket is juz 50 steps from our main door(yes i actually counted it)...first class location... the jazz bar near my place is pretty gd too...
Monday, February 18, 2008
DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....
Reading the bk of the 2 depression gers , i damn scared i kanna depression! so i went to google abt it... to my horror, i got a few symptoms of it! which is realli scary... how is it possible?! i knew it can happen to anyone ,anytime ...but to me??!! i immediately call my friend who had depression and ask for her view abt it...
She told me there's a chance i got minor depression... OMG! but it's veri likely due to the fact that my adrenaline in my body has a sudden decrease that causes this ''cloud of gloom'' that doesnt go away...in dec everyone is hafing holis and almost everyday it's pack meeting friends, hanging out , playing high stakes poker, mahjong , going genting ,planning for trips and the burma trip that causes the huge increase in my adrenaline den suddenly come back home, i had absolutely nothing to do...n that the sudden lack of ''excitement '' and adrenaline causes this sudden moody feeling... n of course some shocking n stupid stuff that happen to my friends around me worsen the effect... but she mentioned tat it would be fine if i juz do some exercise, hanging out wif friends to push up the adrenaline level n before i knew it i will be fine....
the next day i took a cab wif my diving instructor n fabian n i ask him if my panic attacks when i m diving the day before n todae is a symptom of depression(he has depression before also).... he told me no way ! haha... coz most of the time panic attacks due to depression is due to fear of crowd n seeing me tok cock to the ang mohs n the fellow students like my buddies like dat wif no panic attack , he tinks it's impossible the panic attacks are due to depression, most prob juz that i need more time to accustom to the murky surroundings in Palau Hantu...
after that super tiring dive, i went out wif Brook who juz came back from Japan ...chat wif for damn long and we did something that turns on all humans' adrenaline.... GAMBLE!...haha... finally some higher stakes gambling ...hahaha... singapore blackjack wif stakes of at least 10 bucks and no ceiling... not veri big also lar but betta than the normal 1 or 2 bucks crap... n realli POOM!! suddenly the moody feeling juz gone!!! unbelievable!
ONE MORE THING... for those who are reading this n who have friends who juz got together wif an asshole n ur gf broke up wif u to be wif an asshole(ALL OF US must haf some experience in this)... n no matter how much u want to dissuade her, the closer she is wif that asshole.. n now u feel totally helpless.... pls juz let it go.... i believe all their friends are giving her a veri hard time and she isnt feeling veri gd either.... but gers are naturally stupid n dumb n every ger out there thinks that assholes will change for them n turn into an angel(juz ask every ger tht our beloved Edison fucked n dated n they will say they tot so but still ended up onli wif a cock in their mouth)... it's juz like a handicap--- u cant blame a deaf for not hearing properly rite?---
As OUR BELOVED God-like Edison always say...... IT'S ONLY A GAME. DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Forbidden Fruit
The term "forbidden fruit" is a metaphor that describes any object of desire whose appeal is a direct result of the knowledge that it cannot or should not be obtained or something that someone may want but cannot have. The phrase refers to the Book of Genesis,[1] where it is the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil eaten by Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. As a result of their decision to eat the fruit, Adam and Eve lost their innocence (according to the Christian interpretation), became separated from God and were exiled from the garden where they were forced to adopt agriculture under less than desirable circumstances for a living. The concept of "knowing" good and evil can be best understood as being emotionally entangled with the struggle of determining the difference.
Ppl may ask why the hell Eve took that fruit when she clearly noes that it is evil and bad..?? The love for the fruit temporarily blinded her?? or the fact that the fruit is sth she not suppose to have and neva tot of having in the beginning and therefore the appeal is soooo much greater? No one noes.... but God and all the animals in the Garden were sad that she eventually ate it... who can blame them? seeing her losing her innocence and getting exiled from the garden... God warns her multiple times but still to no avail... n the more HE warns , the more she wants the fruit...Oh well... everyone can actually see the ending do we ? but love is blind n our beloved Eve is happily munching the fruit ... everyone is sad of course, only the sneaky snake giggles in the bushes knowing that he has got her in his plan n Eve will still believe him no matter what he says he do in the bushes and no matter what others say...
n i ,can onli salute Mr Snake for his intelligence n wits in seducing Eve
Friday, February 15, 2008
Tuk Tuk to the road
BTW ysd fabian mentioned during dinner that S is a nutcase n crazy bitch which i totally agreed... den he said she got depression n hafing depression is being crazy... WAH LAN... i wanted to scold him! like dat is like insulting a few of my gd friends n my auntie lar!! but end up i dont need to do the dirty job...hahaha ... my diving instructor who was eating wif us flared up n KAN him like siao... coz my diving instructor has/had depression...SEE??!! realli depression can happen to anyone... he is the funny guy who has the dream job of getting paid for diving , got the bad boy look which can fuck any gers around, rich and haf a gf who treat him like a god yet he has depression...anyway some random facts abt depression: WHO predicts by 2020, depression will be the second most fatal illness in the world... not surprising
started reading another bk --TUK TUK TO THE ROAD by antonia kent n jo huxster.... 2 gers who had depression before n now embarking on an overland trip from thailand all the way to brighton in UK... crazy journey of 12500 miles! damn interesting n i 1 shot read almost 65% of the bk liao
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Right cards at the wrong time is the most frustrating of all
it mostly happens becoz u made a veri bad n major decision in the beginning and due to the error u are not able to commit to the pot anymore or juz want to slow play.... and KABOOM! u allow other players into the game n steal ur pot... this is the most frustrating of all! coz u noe u cld haf won the pot n gd hand doesnt come often....
but oh well life's like dat! u juz cant make all the right decisions all the time n lead a perfect life rite? if u do, ur picture will be hanging in the church and ur name will appear all over the bible...
Friday, February 08, 2008
burma
todae was nuts man! the german ger, Katalin n i went for this 8hr hike up to the mountain top!... my stamina totally cannot make it and it was freezing cold... in Inle Lake it's abt 15 to 20 degrees.. at the mountain, it's much worse than tat! i wore 3 shirts still shiver like crazy...
at nite was the worst! probably the worse nite i ever had... both kat n i got diarrhea both at the same time! we onli had a small head lamp between both of us n a small roll of toilet paper.. which is TOTALLY no enuff... so almost every 15 mins we will climb down from the monastery we are staying to shit at the nearby field...FINALLY our toilet paper supply is gone n we still got diarrhea! but i refuse to shit wifout any toilet paper... but my stomach is so pain tat i cant slp until i haf to pop a few slping pills kat brought... she's worse! she vomit n vomit the whole nite!
finally the next morning came n we haf to rush down to the nearest village to get medicine for kat(abt 2 hrs away)...which was realli crazy.. her face was completely pale n she told us she's diabetic...n still haf to tahan my shit coz Burmese dont use toilet paper! so no toilet paper to buy at all! end up problem solved when i use kat's medicine's instruction manual...
hahahaha..tink abt it realli is damn funny n i doubt kat n i will ever forget our horrible ''shitting trips'' , the cool feeling --literally cool---of shitting in the middle of the nite together and the stupidest n dumbest ways to encourage each other to carry on hiking...
DAy 6:
First day at Mandalay! n finally i can access my emails n MSN which is incredible... den i juz nice i met the owner of the internet cafe! n he told me tis is probably the onli cafe tat can access the restricted sites as he used several layers to diverting or some sort...
get around teh 3 ancient cities--Innwa, Amarapura, Sagaing... which are the past capitals of Burma.. hired this ex-lawyer as m taxi driver... he is amazing man! his english is superb.. the best so far... n i juz chat wif him non- stop! know soooo much stuff abt burma ... he quits his job as a lawyer coz there is too much corruption n he cant help ppl who realli needs help coz the govt always win or the judge will juz get killed or jailed...
at one of the ancient ruins, i finally saw an ancient coin which belongs to King Mindon Era... the first king to bring coinage to Burma and i bought it at a bargian price but den...... POOM!!! tons n tons of the villagers came to sell me things...i m the onli tourist there so they concentrate all their efforts on me... i m like Jay Chou like dat ,haf to push ppl out of the way to get into my horse cart...i told a ger some ridiculous price for some metal sourviers to get her off my back den she rode a bicycle to chase me n bargain wif me for 10 mins! in the end i juz buy from her at a high price as she was panting n still haf to keep chasing me n bargaining at the same time....her efforts alone deserve something...
on this famous bridge--the Teakwood Bridge, the longest teakwood bridge in the world, i met this little boy who speaks realli gd english...he keeps pestering me to buy some pearls necklace from him..the bridge is realli veri long n he followed me for abt 15 mins which reali tested my patience... so i told him to go find the German guy in front , coz i m not gonna buy anything! den to my amazement....... he told me the guy was French! n already there is an ''agent'' attached to him... incredible... he told me he could speak , german, french , jap ,spainish , english ,italian! siao! n he was not lying when i heard the French in front speaks wif his friend wifout any problem! incredible! end up he gave up selling his stuff to me n we juz chat abt my life in singapore
Monday, February 04, 2008
Burma Burma, living in the days of my grandma
DAY 1:
the plane there is nuts... i m the onli singaporean ...all burmese besides an old ang moh uncle n a filipino middle age lady..reached Yangon still the same! the whole city no tourist! n all the locals looked at me as if i m some sort of weirdo..
here haf a ridiculous amount of choices for internet... generator-powered, normal electricity, slow, fast, censored n non-censored... u do the permutations ... i used the slow, normal powered n censored one... incredible! every min i haf to refresh n the guy in charge haf to change my ip address soooo many times in order to access my hotmail...in the end still failed..
todae the hotel guy told me i will need to walk 45mins to Shawadagon pagoda n it's betta to take a cab... i tink mayb he wanted to earn commission juz like those cheater viets so i insisted on walking...n indeed that guy was lying!!! i walked for 1 hr still haven reach the first check pt! i walk until a lane whereby there is no one. no ang moh, no local, only 1 big KTV which i assume it's a brothel coz the signs n everything are in english n no burmese... den lucky a cab came along n even wif teh cab it took abt 15 mins... heng i no determined enuff to walk all the way...
my hotel has satellite tv...i tried to watch some shows but found out that by ''SATELLITE TV'' , it means CHANNELNEWSASIA.
DAY 2:
my flight to Heho, Inle lake was delayed by 3 hrs! OMG! so it's dark when i get there n so the cab drivers tried to tock me like a Robert Goh... they demanded 23 USD for the 1 hr drive to the city n once again there is no tourist so bo bian...
before the trip i tried to tell myself nt to ask political stuff coz there are many spies ard but end up i still speak up my mind to the driver n ask him abt the demonstrations.. he told me nt to tok to too many ppl abt this coz it might get me jailed... but in the end he told me wat he knew...
he said that the demo is not onli in Yangon but also many many other states(they call it divisions) like Bagan n Mandalay n in all abt 20,000 ppl are killed or jailed... 20,000!! WTF, the reports given by the govt is abt 40 ppl! i told him tat n he said he saw it on satellite tv tat it's 40 ppl but it's nt true coz in his village alone, he know abt 10 ppl who disappear after the demos.. he also said tat now the monasteries are useless coz the main elder monks are all killed or jailed n now the abbots of the monasteries are either spies or young ignorant kids.. he doesnt seemed to be lying as his eyes are filled wif tears as he said all those things n i too cant help but to feel sad...
the whole town is in darkness again...no electrical supply..cant make calls or use net..seems like a caveman!
tml i m going on a boat trip wif Sabrina ,from Munich and Renaud (pronounced as lu no in french),from Geneva...they are a realli cool couple whom i chat wif during dinner
DAY3:
todae was awesome!.. there are no tourist in the lake..it's like we owned the whole lake... the view is simply breathtaking!
the boat brought us to the southern most of the lake which has juz opened up to tourists after the rebels had peace treaty wif the govt.. the people seemed sooo thrilled to see us!! i went to chat up wif a few of them..they are simply sooo nice and keep asking qns abt spore n aussie... i even tried some of their tradition herbs which taste like SHIT! and i juz spit out right in front of them...hahaha... but instead of being angry they juz laugh n laugh... den more n more ppl crowd ard me like i m some superstar
chat wif this Dutch who is the best friend of the sister of the hotel ... he is damn funny! he lives in Amsterdam, the europe's city of sin!... he keeps telling me abt the sex , the cocaine, the weed he did in there... it's pretty interesting to hear abt brothel boats n boat ''cafe'' ard..