4th DEC 2009--Barca

last day in barca! went for a little walk to CASA MILA(or wateva it is spelt)... quite a nice place and the entrance is pretty cheap at 6 euros!.... at the top of the building the view of the whole barca is breathtaking!... saw 2 hot jap babes too!...

later on we went to this park guell by Gaudi too... somehow i keep calling it park glue which sounds damn low class... n i discover my camera sucks at taking nite pics! ll i can take with this damn canon if without flash is just patches of dark shit!... i rather just go home n take my own toilet bowl filled up with shit!...

next was a trip to the musical fountain.... damn nice lar the show but i feel like its abit like the sentosa one!... which Seek gives me that ''dun spoil the mood'' look... come on... it realli looks like wat.... but when u go all the way up and look down the fountain with the backdrop of the whole barca city .... AH HAH! different!

went to eat dinnercum supper with junyi and wuhui at this pinchos place in ....ok i cant remb the name of the mrt station....but aniwae its damn nice!!... each is abt 1.5 euros , the gd ones are 3.7 euros... n i ate 18 bucks of that!!... it was that fucking gd...pinchos are those long french bread (chim tou roti) and with some seafood or some weird stuff on it.... u can choose the ones u like!!... damn nice!!! 18 euros well spent!

DAY 5--liverpool Airport- BARCELONA ,1dec tue

if suayness have an ambasador, it will be jay ng jia jin!... todae is one of the suayest of the yr!!!!.... i need to wake up damn early for my 7 am flight so i set my alarm at 4am... but fucking hell i woke up at 2am!!!... n i cant go back to slp!!!... so i roll roll roll around my bed , in the end buay tahan , just go toilet n bath.... den i discover i slept my my specs!!!!! n i broke it!!!... FUCKING SUAY!!! i used that specs for 4 yrs already nothing happened!!! onli when i go travel n on the 4th day somemore it has to fucking break!! FUCK! lucky i got 1 spare specs ...


ok now on my way to liverpool airport... they realli do a super duper checkup... take off belt, shoe,check my foot... everything!!.. incredible... the aiport also damn funny one... they wont tell u ur gate number until u are time for boarding the plane... so i bo bian wait at the common area.... ysd i had this HUGE chinese buffet with the indian guy den todae i keep shitting... 3 times liao.... seeing that easyjet planes would have shitty toilet i just go to the toilet abt 5 mins before take off lor... THEN....... OF ALL SHIT the cubicle that i went in , the door lock got stuck!!!!... i fucking cant get out!!!!! CHEE BYE!!!! boarding liao n i cant get out of the toilet!!! bo bian , i bang the door like siao until someone response n call the airport ppl to help me unlock....den i chiong to the gate like siao... lucky still manage to make it...

ok finally against all odds i reach barca airport... kmm the airport sucks man!!... got zone A , B , C one... i was from zone B but i accidentally went to Zone A den i cant get back to ZONE B! WTF!!!... i got my luggage at zone B !!... i wat to ask around but no one speaks english!!! KNN... finally found 1 person who spoke english n he told me to check in again... WTF?!! ok lor bo bian... then the ppl at bcn airport also as hardowrking as the liverpool airport... check my every single shit!!!

ok now finally get to the metro n take to wu hui's hse....when i reached her station, she was not there!!! i wanted to call her but den realised my HP super low batt!!!! can make 1 cal or 2 onli !!... den i quickly find her number n realised that i dont have!!! CCB ... the number is in my old phone!! FuCK!!!! die die die... so i call winnie n ask her to tell me her number but winnie doesnt know how to search using my hp!.. damn!! gan chiong like siao.... lucky wu hui msg me so i call her to fetch me at the metro...

thought all shit ends well liao... but it was not!!... at nite we went out for dinner.. but i accidentally wASHED MY only jeans so i had to wear track pants to there'' orchard rd'' which sucks... we went to this resturant that is famous for its paetella(a kind of spanish rice with seafood)... i see the menu i wanna faint.. the cheapest is 15 euros!... actrually still ok if just order hat.. but wuhui's 2 friends like super ATAS, ordering all the expensive gd food... granted it's a holiday n we shd just spend more on food.... BUT NOT THIS MUCH RITE!!! end up each of us 28 euros!!! WAH LAN ... THAT"S almost 65 bucks!!!! 20 plates of ba chor mee leh!

DAY4: monday 30 dec , liverpool

fucking bad day in the morning. fancy waking up 6am in the morning in a bloody fucking cold london morning and it fucking rains like siao. Richard was nice enough to let me have some b'fast before i go!.. what an awesome awesome host!

weather is a fickle fucking bitch . one day so hot , 1 day so cold n raining. thank god i m living for liverpool.

5 hrs journey beccame 7 hrs , thanks to the sucky traffic. but also becoz of that , i got to talk to this indian fellow who is living in liverpool ! he was so kind to offer me his place to stay but i already paid for my hostel so bo bian! it is a 6-man dorm which cost me 17.50 pounds for a crap bed.

finally realised my dream to visit Anfield though in an unexpected shitty fashion! the stadium was closed and i have to pay 16 ppounds for the tour of the usuem for oni 15 mins but i didnt pay ofc ourse!therefore i just pay 3 pounds and ride 1 hr to visit Anfielf for 5 mins! disappointing!

DAY 3-- 29th NOV , LONDON

finally got to meet Rene, an Austrain guy from Vienna . Cool looking guy with a funny beard. looks like some drug addict to be honest. i was hoping he was a chick, given that his name is Rene... richard told me that Rene is a guy's name but Renee is a chick's name though they sound the same.

he is a bloody cool guy man. he has done CS for a pretty long tie and the reason he came to london is becoz his flight is just 5 euros!... how cheap can it be! nowadays flights are for the poor, trains are for the rich!...

we are ''forced'' to attend richard's church as one of the criteria we must do to CS at his place. But i was not exactly forced lar. i should go to church on sunday to give thanks ! given that all the blessings god gave to me!!...his church is an anglican church and super traditional , so kinda slow . but the teachings are good!.. it said something abt riches..'' it is easier for a camel to go through a needle head that the rich to go to heaven'' . SO TRUE!!

OH i almost forget. todae i went to Primark to refund a jacket for the spoilt zip. i got my money back but fucking hekk i have to queue for 45 mins!! the PPL THERE AREMORE KIASU THAN SPOREAN!

DAY 1 - LONDON--Elephant and Castle

today is a crazy day, seriously. 1st time in history i did CS and richard is awesome. his house is something like west end house but it is 3 storey high. 5 ppl live in the place, just like our house. he is damn awesome to give me a private room. not technically a room but a lounge but still perfect.

my MGD is getting worse by the day. fucking irritating . cant stand it. here cfm no hot water to let me put on my eyes. think it will worsen. my face skin starts to crack alittle. need moisturer.

All rumors of expensive london is not true! ok lar.... if u compare to singapore, of course its expensive ! if compared to aussie, acually its cheaper!! a meal cost abt 5-6 SGD , brisbane at least 8-9 bucks. Richard Shave told me a way to save more money ! cook frozen food!!! 1 meal 1 pound! 1 pound !! can u believe it!.. it is cheaper than aussie by like 10 times!!

today no time to shop but i heard the clothes are cheaper than singapore!.. crazy rite!

WTF?!

liverpool lost because of 1 shitty balloon?!@#!@$!@%!@%!@#$!!!

WTF wTF WTFWTF!!@#!@%$!#%!@$%@!#%#!%#%!#%!$2141235!@$@!$!@#$

eileen just found out teh reason why she failed..... CARKEET PUT IN THE WRONG RESULTS!!!??@!#@!$!@%!%!@#$

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF@!$!%$^@%$&#^^%&*^(*^&(%^&$#Q@%$^@&#*^(&*)(^*%$#@$%$^&*(%^%

i need another miracle

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!... i actually pass my clinic first patient!!!!... OMG !!>.. if jesus is right here, i would just kiss him at least 1000 times n kiss Glenn 100 times for passing me....

honestly , how could i possibly pass is really beyond me... i have no idea how can i pass with so soooooo many commments on my sheet.....the only reason is GOD... to me , this is like the red sea parting... it totally saved my life!...

but eileen didnt get through.... that is also a HUGE HUGE shock!... how is it even possible i dont noe.... she got the best patient, the best clinician, the best skills of all of us!!... how can she fail?!!?!....SHOCKING!...seriously.... i have to fly to KG straightaway to console her... even PJ also pass.. n she failed?!@#>....

life is really full of ups n downs.... how depressed i m after my pharmaco n my prac exam... the dejected looking jay who dont even have the energy to do anything else but slp, eat n watch 24..... suddenly now it's back on!!!

i shdnt be too happy ... there is one more miracle to be made... i mean 1 more to e made by god.... just 1 more this tuesday.... i m against all odds now with andrew my tester.... the worst of all time..... success rate is less than 50%... GOD BLESS ME AGAIN

exams again!

fuck man!!... every single wk i need to get fucking stress up abt sth!!. cant u gimme a fucking break!

thank you god for not throwing my prayers into the junk mail...

jay the church boy

my india plan have failed!!!... thanks to the crazy fluctuating prices of jetairways ... damn gay lor... 1 day can go 1k , the next 1.4.... now 2k!!!.... DAMN IT... end up i m buy etihad airways which gives me a free stopover in abu dhabi....den mayb take a budget flight to IRAN!!!... yes iran!!.. trip of a lifetime!!...

todae i went to church for the first time in like 1yr?!... seriously i cant remb the last time i went.... ok no excuses.. my fault.. but surprisingly the preaching hits me right in my heart again!! everytime i go to church... n that's onli less than 5 times a yr.... it will be the same thing... pastor would say things that are realli real n happening at that time!... it cant be a coincidence ...

today the pastor said that the most impt thing in the 10 commandments is love thy neighbor as urself.... he keep saying that for like 10 times in the whole session...

but IT IS tough to love a person who find faults in everyone, n gossip behind everyone.... strangely enuff, i m not too pissed off ...but not pissing off is one thing..... LOVING thy neighbor??!!

i dont want to fail my prac exam....onli god can create a miracle now

HOHOHO

Eye diseases slide exams are gone like fucking finally!!... woo hoo...time to enjoy myself a little more.... before another exam next tuesday :(

read kendrick's blog on leaving ppl with negative energy n stay with ppl who are filled with more fun, laughter n less backstabbing is realli so so so true!... i m sure many of us definitely would have met ppl who are too sensitive or too suspicious of ppl or simply have too much negativity in their lives!!... honestly most of such ppl are relatively nice and probably not their fault that they behave in such a way that pushes ppl away ..mayb they are just born n bought up this way....

when u meet these ppl , alarm bells shd ring.... dont hate them for sucking up ur positive energy though... life is not abt hating ppl or guarding against ppl.. life is abt fun, friends and laughter!!! and its coming from a fucking suay guy like me(though i hate to admit it)...hahahaha...

i m flying to embark on my europe trip on 27th nov , meeting n catching up with many friends who are exchanging there....n on 4th jan going to india on the way back home, backpacking alone.... for those who fear backpacking alone,u shd all try it!!. it's awesome... u get to meet new pppl n seriously give u new thoughts to ur life...on how things are in life and abt things that u cant control.... my burma trip taught me so much stuff!...vietnam , laos, phillipines, cambodia too!...every one country i went n every local u chat with(its way more meaningful than u just walk around places of interest) gives u a new perspective in life !! n of course all the tricks n spams u faced throughout everything...not to mention all the new friends u will make!

fuck pharmaco

fcking chee bye!!!.... i neva had a fucking harder exam than this!!!... seriously... damn fucking hell hard.....

pharmacology shd just fucking hell go n die... learning all this fcking crap is useless!!... coz in the end i also cant use it... damn dumb rite.... that's y life sucks my shit...

david chen sent a fucking terrible email to most of us telling us abt he n peter are having a fight and all those crap.... SERIOUSLY pls go use ur brain!!... ur EQ is negative 100 issit...?!!! he even said that if peter comes, he will shut down e study session !!... crazy .. who wont even go for ur study session if u wrote such an email.... i m trying to be veri veri veri nice to him already but sometimes he shd bloody hell think of some stupid actions he do before he gets hated by the whole world....

STUPID PPL ARE PRICELESS becoz no one will ever buy them

banana peeling

haizz.. sending off ppl is realli sianzz.... seeing one by one ur friends go back.... this has been my 6th sem!!! yes 6 sems already... can u believe it..... OMG... time flies like fuck.... sem by sem... u see ppl come n go... the feeling realli sucks.... friendship that has forged den after a while they gone back for go....

many of us still thinking of staying here or not....n seriously these are all the push factors ... pushing me back to singapore.... friends come n go n probably neva see them again... if ur emotionally not strong enuff, that is sooo fucking hard to cope... i have seen so many ppl crampling down after their gd friends fly back....this sucks but life must go on....

recently just watched finish season 1 of fringe... n it realli let me think of the ''de javu'' theory... every single step u make in life leads to another.... could there be another realm of life out there whereby u took another path besides the path u have chosen?

heaps of ppl going europe for exchange now.... n it makes me feel ''what if''..... what if i stayed at SMU... all my friends in singapore are here... none of them will fly off... always n always in my comfort zone.... no need to make new friends... no need to worry abt housing, food, work .... seriously u win some , u lose some... i still remember the times where i m sooo excited abt getting here n experiencing a new life n stuff... now how i wish i m back to the comfort zones.. a life with a car, a house, family, friends, thinking of exchange, and fun...

like a banana peeling off....

shit times ahead

just when i tot all things are gonna get better....FUCK !!!! ANOTHER Suay shit happened!!...

the fucking bathroom's waterpipe of the house on top of mine burst!! for god's sake... and the water flows down straight from the ceiling top !!! MY whole fucking room is flooded!! yes flooded.... the water got soooo much that it goes into my mattress, spoiling it and sips and drenched the carpet!!!!!!!!!!!... the worst thing is the water is not the clear one!!... it's brown n has a color!!!! WTF...... it stinks too...

ok fine... the most i go stay in the living room and mayb can claim some insurance money... den i discovered that the rent doesnt include insurance!!! WTF.... lucky my laptop neva kanna... CCB .....fuck this shit....

but nvm... forget it... just fucking fix the room n let me get on with my life... n u noe what... another fuck happened!!!... insurance ppl say they will come in 24 hrs.. the next day , they say 48 hrs... in the next day they say they went to the wrong hse... the next day say the contractor doesnt do city jobs.... the next day say they do work on wkends... the next monday they say will ocme the next day... n now it's bloody friday again!!!!!!!!..... those bloody mother fuckers insurance ppl shd just go fuck themselves....i will personally shaft a wooden bat right up their fucking asses.... they made so many fucking excuses that they shd be given a prize for their creatvity!!! KNN...

so ppl this is bloody fucking aussie n i m fucking sick of this shit....

on the rag

last friday when i go to work , nick my manager asked me in for a talk.... knn.... i knew it's not gng to be praises from him... TRUE ENUFF!!!

He said last wk when i m working with nat, i insulted her... like WTF?!??!! i didnt say anything!!! why would insult someone who i m gng to work with n my supervisor!!??!! HELLO... this is dumb... nevertheless, he told me to just apologize to her n let this matter rest... which is exactly what i wanted...

so Nat came to the shop n i apologized (for god knows what things i said).....n i asked her what did i say that insulted her.... she said i asked her if she's '' on the rag'' n she felt veri offended.. ON THE RAG??!!! WTF does that mean?? knn.. how can i scold or offend someone with words that i dont even know the meaning?!!??!! crazy right.... it's just like accusing an ang moh in singapore scolding chao chee bye or lan jiao kia or sth...which seriously they dont know what it means!!!... how unlucky can that be... i m sure Nat really heard me say that, but just use 5secs more to think abt it, n she would realise it's impossible for me to say that rite?!...haizzz

seriously when ppl say things cant get much lower, it fucking DOES!!!!!! it seems that things keep going against me during work n it has been soooo bloody stressful that i might just have to quit !!!! THIS REALLI SUCKS BALLS

aniwae... on a happy note... HAPPY BDAY SINGAPORE!!!... last nite show was great! the best in recent yrs ... GOOD ON YA MATE

living tuesday by tuesday

WOOHOO tuesday is over!!! 1 nightmarish day over..... the incredible amt of stress of doing a patient on a tuesday early morning who might have glaucoma, diabetes or any other shit eye diseases is not fun!..... ok imagine that times 1 million ..coz i will be doing that for the next 40 years of my life....

EYESYESYESYYESYEYYAYSYYEAYYSASYESYEYAAS

Judas Owen

owen the chee bye kia went to a chee bye club... great for him...

these few days have been shit... esp ysd... dun noe if i m been cursed or sth.... Nei nei pok...!!!! i seemed to have a midas touch for sueyness.... ysd i went to put back the toilet key at my workplace... den my wrist accidentally touches the door of the overall power box.... DEN THE DOOR DROPPED!!!! OMG OMG OMG...somehow or rather the power shuts down!! the whole shop is in complete darkness... lucky BRad came n reconnect the power.....

n just when i tot everything is fine..... the computer i m using suddenly DIED!!! YES DIED.... HARDWARE FAILURE.. DAMN IT SHIT.. n i have to be the one using it... BRAD WAS STUNNED , I WAS STUNNED... ALL THIS SHIT HAVE TO HAPPEN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON!!!n when i was using them?!!!! FUCK

now brad n nat will gonna be pissed with me more... after taking the 1 mth, extremely painfully expensive n tiring NZ trip, they all are pissed with me in screwing up the calendar( according to DC aniwae).... now this have to happen....

POLITICS ARE GAY

stupid mexico swine flu... it realli sucks!!!... i m planning to go mexico den this damn swine flu came!!!.... last time also the fucking same time.... i want to go india den mumbai blast..... going thailand then the fucking riots.... oh well.... taht's life right?.... but i m sure god will balance the suayness with the good luck!!!....

n the good luck begins ..... i just got a job at optical superstore!!!...woohoo... fantastic man!!! real great... n i got the job in the city store which is even more shiok.... just 2 bus stops away and i can have a meal reimburstment of 24 bucks every fri nite.... which is just brillant... the pay is just great to0 !! abt 22 bucks each hr on wkdays n 26 on wkends!!! .... how shiok is it for a part time!!!.... but the main thing is the job requires a lot of knowledge of lens... which is just perfect training for me!!!.... start from the bottom... that's the way to go.... n the training cost fully subsidised by them.... how shiok....

though great, it means that i cant go around the world aGAIN!!!!... they dont allow us to take offs in dec till mid jan!! which means i go get the tix again!! damn... when can i do around the world shit!!! i realli want to do it!!... when i grad i also cant coz i will have placement or jobs already n i cant go on the trip again.......DAMN DAMN DAMN.... life is never prefect rite??? u get some u lose some.... oh well... i cant complain much cant it....

the good news goes on n on..... Owen is back....ahhaha... n get fucking thrashed by us !!!!!.. he thoroughly deserve this shit after his judas-like exit.... !!....go get stuck in ur bloody newcastle hole n rot to death.... though i realli dun mind if he comes back for free n play as a sub....
now it's time for manure to get whacked by city n arsenal n we are the champions!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!... BENNY ONion scored!!!!!!!!!...woooooooohooooooooooooooo... 92.46 mins.... can u fucking believe this?!!!!!!..... WAH LAN.... seriously liverpool shd give all their fans free heart check-ups.... knn this is crazy!!!!!! why must everytime push u to ur tits bust den u show up the winner....?!!!!!!! ahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhha.... it's now 428 am n i fucking cant slp!!!!..... we are fucking back on track!!.... manure u better fucking watch out...

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E..... mickey mouse!!!!!!!! mickey is back in town!!! that son of a bitch came back to my house, more specifically my room!!!... DAMN!... i search up n down for it but just cant fucking find him!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS HE???

ok i didnt physically saw him in my bed room but i found a few rat shit in on my carpet... RAT SHIT LEH ... confirm got rat/ rats rite?!!....i put the mouse trap he also dont eat the cheese... i also dunno wat to use liao.... it's isnt under the cardboard ... WHERE THE FUCK ARE U?!!!!!!

no time to actually catch him also... i got 9 to 5 classes every single fucking day ...... by the time i come home, i m sooo fucking tired n dark that even he dances in front of me on 2 hands i also cant be bothered to do anythingg....

i m having a fiancial crisis right now...no job , not much money left in my bank acc... disgusting... suddenly the optometry circle doesnt look so bright anymore...where does those jobs in my first yr went?!!!

SEXPO 2009

it's a brand new sem!!!!!... dont noe shd be happy or not.... sianz that i have to start fighting a war soon! happy i have less than 20 mths den i get this fucking optom license already!!!!

finally my class got 1 singaporean! n singlish is no longer an extinct language in the class... plus she is damn pro in optom... work 4 yrs somemore... power... god -send to help us the weak links of class...

just came back from SEXPO again!! actually quite sianz la... exactly the same as last yr ... same freebies somemore...oh there is still the famous Picasso!.. the penis -painter!!!... as always... i think if he one day die, the art of penis-painting will be gone forever...!!

at least this year i get to take pic with a FUCKING WROLD FAMOUS PORN STAR!!.. OMG she is fucking slutty looking... n she took off her bra to take pic with us... her boobs are so round n huge that it is almost look like some NTUC watermelons... she signs some autographs for us n we had some small talk..

she is realli a damn cool ger la... she told us she is in the porn industry for abt 8 mths n she loves every min of it... can have sex, earn money n can travel around the world... last time she was a nurse n she wants to have some fun n experience of doing sth different! n there she goes!! a famous porn star...

ipod fuckffle

ipod shuffle is FUCKED UP!!!... cant believe apple comes out with this shit product!! WTF!!! the dock keeps getting spoilt.... WTH!! i just touch it abit onli... the metal stick suppose to connect to the shuffle got bend!!! WTF!!!... it cost me abt 50 plus bucks to ge a new dock!! n my shuffle is onli 80 bucks!!!... WTH!!!

Apple u shd use ur fucking brains when design this shit dock... Now i m left with a red shuffle that cant be charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... WTF WTF....dickheads

dan shui

ysd went to dan shui... it was a shit trip... seriously.. rain rain rain.... cold cold cold.... n a fucking stupid ah peh who almost kanna knocked by our bus blocking the whole fcuking traffic to demand payment from our bus driver... fucking lame...

the bus went up the hill n this fucking ah pek got down from his cab n pee in the middle of the road... at the turning pt somemore... like WTF!!??!!... our driver heng heng stop in time not to bang him.. den he dulan, keep cursing our bus with fast hokkien bad words that i m sure even dylan cant understand.. our bus driver of course didnt give in the dmads.. so that fucker blocked the whole traffci , refusing to let any car past n this cause a shit load of traffic jam.. KNN

post more later.... winnie's cb cat bite me again ..fuck

happy new yr!

happy new yr everyone!!..

it seems that 2009 is great!!!... ended off a fantastic trip from the philippines den start it off with a trip to taiwan.... the only downside is probably the wonder of how my fucking water=proof camera got water into it@@@@@!!!!.. WTF

in iloilo, it was a king's life... u have everything in the house... room service, 24 room packing...2 cars, unlimited food on demand... unlimited amount of oysters n fishes... n a HOME CINEMA!!!.. YES a home cinema... damn kua zhang... aileen's place is fantastic... fit for a king.. these 10 days i dun even nee to do any laundry, any making of bed, even thinking of wat to eat...

now in taipei, damn cold n i have onli short pants... which is lame... in the whole airport, i m the onli stupid dumbass who doesnt have a jeans or long pants... food here is damn good... mee sua with pig intestines and iysters... n a fucking smelling tofu for dinner last nite...

OH i finally got my advanced diving license!!... which means now i can do wrecks ..haha... neva expect to be so easy... esp since the last time dive at hantu is a diaster...now i can effortlessly go down .. which is reali amazing... at the divesite the are also 2 koreans.. who are fucking funny!! on is a fat and a humpty dumpty look alike... he is sooo funny wuith all his crap englihs... theother is a muscleman who went to afghanistan for peacekeeping...he was one of the 305 koreans based in there... he told us.. everyday he was trained to kill!!...haha spot any suspect just whack...kill liao den talk...

i noe many methods that soldiers used to relieve their sexual desires, whichi s fucking funny some times.. like the navy,, they will catch octopus to suck thier dick.. so i ask the korean how h edeal woth it... OMG.. he told me the korean govt send them models to fuck!!!...WTF....WTF WTF...models to fuck?!!!! i ask him like 10 times if it's true.. n he swore his dick with it... OMG... i shd go volunteer to army for life!!!... WTH... SAF ARE U FUCKING HEARING THIS!!