the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)


> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.


i replied :

i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!

sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:

Dear Friend

I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............

n this is my reply:

hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...

can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...

n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...

u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...

i would even marry u for that money:)



hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..

todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....

finally got the pics!!..

some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...

there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!

n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........

PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...

a pot of pot

the smoking bottle for pot

last nite my hsemate bought 5 servings of pot... haha.. it was damn freaking interesting!!! n he spent about half an hr to build the ''smoking pipe'' for the pot wif a plastic bottle, a pen n chewing gum...

the effects of pot is damn strong !! crazily strong...he was like dancing ard in the hse like he's flying!! den he played tom clancy n keep throwing grenades n keep laughing at the laptop.. damn hilarious the scene...i wanted so much to try it too!! but as a non-smoker, i will probably need at least 6 hrs to recover n i need to fucking hell complete my sick ass 2000 word optom assignment n i haf no time to try!! definitely will try the next time her smokes again...

the frasier gang are gng to GC for shopping n suntan later!! woo hoo!! great fun ahead!! life's great:)

claudia n cheryl

i juz saw cheryl's bday pics on facebk so for those guys who wan to see who claudia is ...there u go...

JUZ came back from Frasier island!!! WOOHOO... fantastic trip man!!! it realli lives up to the tag of one of the most beautiful island in the world!!.. it's also the world's biggest sand island...
it's juz amazing how beautiful the whole place is n most of the time u could walk barefooted all the way.... words cant describe how awesome the place is... will post the photos when i get them from the gers

mini-size-me

u guys cant believe how fucking small macdonald's drink are in aussie!! hahah.. it's so freaking ironic tat most aussies are overweight n their drink size is sooooo small...

oh i juz discovered a new kind of pool... called the korean pool.. it's onli available in korean pool shops ... it's damn challenging .... u haf 2 red balls n 2 white balls(1 with a dot n another is without dot).. n u choose 1 of the white ball n u muz hit both the red balls with ur white ball with 1 shot.. it's damn hard man...u muz estimate ur cushion angle so tat ur white ball will rebound back to hit ur 2nd red ball after u hit the 1st red ball n when the white ball rebound n hits the other white ball u will minus 1 pt... micheal, collin , eugani played like 1.5 hrs juz to finish a game!!

todae juz went for the makan bazaar for singaporeans in gold coast... had a total of 12 dishes man.. laska, prawn mee, char tow kway, meesiam n stuff... but most of the food sucks lar n veri small portions.. i sibe buay tahan their style of distributing food lar.. sooo singaporean!! everyone needs to haf a coupon n at every stall u haf to cancel out ur food tat u took.. damn scare we will cheat another bowl of the food... for aussies u will NEVA see this kind of thing one..they haf so much integrity n trust in their own ppl lar...they are also veri easy going wif these kind of things..argh! as the saying goes, '' u can bring a singaporean out of singapore but u cant take the singapore out of the singaporean''............

guess wat... i met claudia again! hahah... it's damn qiao that i haf been here so long i didnt even see her before n now i keep seeing her...but as usual she asked a damn stupid qn.

i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......

erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...

but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..

TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx

oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...

i cant believe i did that seriously... it's like an autocast your-question-is-very-dumb defense shield...

the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...

then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''

den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...

but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...

n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...

i muz tell jay i noe he didnt come for class

todae i skipped my optom class again.. probably the 132989285023058th time i m doing it... but todae i kanna caught by the teacher for doing dat!

he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...

he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''

SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...

but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........

''i haven seen u in ages...!!''

''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''

''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........

cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...

veri veri down man... juz interviewed an optometrist for my optom 2 project... the views she gave is realli a blow to me man... esp the expectations of the job...

she opened a shop in the suburbs n realli the shop has not much customers( they refer them as patients)... which is a veri sian thing... n the reality is u cant possibly go city to open a shop coz they are too many big companies there n also the shopping centers will not lease space to small shops... the worse thing is tat in suburb most ppl come to optometrists as patients to treat their eyes n not to make specs coz in most suburbs there are no doctors or veri veri veri little doctors... tat is TOTALLY NOT WAT I WAN!!! i dont wan to be a doctor or be treating some ''patients'' ... i juz want to sell specs n make money!! WORSE STILL tat most optom ppl REAlli have passion in eyes... n realli wan to help treat diseases n care for PATIENTS... n i m not one of them definitely...

somemore now a new law has passed to allow all optom prescribe medicine but u haf to study abt 1 more yr!!! ARGH!! i cant stand the way they tink optom are doctors....whenever i told them my dad is an optometrist in singapore, they WILL ALWAYS respond,'' wow, ur dad opens a CLINIC?!'' CLINIC?!! WTF man!...n of course in their stupid mind tink tat singapore is so fucking small tat u can scream at the top floor of a building n the whole country can hear ur voice...

aiya veri irritating lar... the more i tink of it, the more i wanna quit man... it's damn sickening though the money is fantastic...my ambition is to be a biz man like my dad n not some fucking doctor!! n we cant stop practising optom when we grad coz they say our skills will ''deteriorate'' if we stop practising for a yr or 2 n we will be unregistered by the board n u haf to take another exam to get register again.. which is utter BULLSHIT!! i realli realli dont haf the passion to be a doctor man plus the fact tat i will to work all my life n cant stop working... my aim in life is eventually set up a biz system going n stop doing work... n in optom i fucking CANT DO IT!! COZ I M THE SYSTEM! n handling the fate of a person's eyes is a huge n unwanted responsibility... the culture is way too different la...

probably biz management is in my blood la.. my dad, my grandpa, greatgrandpa, my uncles almost are all biz man.. n i m too profit-oriented n too flamboyant ... passion to treat diseases n save the World is ABsolutely not my cup of tea...it's RAMBO's n some dumbass miss universe's job, not mine!.. i juz cant be in a ''CLINIC'' treating 'PATIENTS'' !!!

DUO GAY black sauce hor fun

ysd was one of the lousiest day ever!! .. although it shd be one of the most happening day in brisbane due to the river fest...

the day starts wif a meal of humble pie..... i told my hsemate i m moving out last friday n i posted an ad on the net for replacement... i buay tahan he keep picking on small stuff n ALWAYS threaten to cut my bond... it's fucking irritating!!! so told him i wanna move since johnny or samantha is also planning to move...

BUT DEN backfired! johnny's hse mayb not get renewed n his hsemate is the crazy david... who probably require an ''interview'' wif me!! like WTF??!!! interview?!! i rather not live wif him.. n samantha is like not confirm! i can still move out thoguh juz to another hse or wat but i haf to pay empty rent for dec , jan and feb...so bo bian haf to hung my head down n tell Marc tat i m staying instead... Damn man! seriously! i dont mind apologising for things i haf done wrong but give in to his fucking threats pissed me off to the max! n those who noes me know that my EGO is not exactly small and eating humble pie realli sucks max!! but den... a man gotta do wat a man gotta do...haizzz

den i went to riverfest n i saw cheryl in a blue n white strip shirt which realli looks like a KFC uniform so i juz joked wif her ,'' hey u juz knocked work from macdonald's ar?'' den she suddenly pissed off wif me! n shouted at me...i haf neva ever seen her so angry before... apparently she missed her fashion show n hafing her period n i suay suay kanna her wrath n kanna targeted the whole nite!! somemore i saw Kal's friend whom i joked tat she's Kal's mother( she realli looks damn old) but of course she's not amused..ok i admit... my fault...NEVA EVER JOKE ONE IS UGLY WHEN SHE IS REALLI UGLY...n i broke the rule..

as if it was not enuff.... we went to cybercity for late dinner n i ordered '' soy sauce hor fun'' wif emily ... den the dish came out REALLI onli SOY SAUCE n HOR FUN....!! me n her juz stare at the dish for 5 secs dont noe wat to do... den i ask the waiter to come if he forget to put ingredients or not

he replied,'' oh it's like dat..u neva eat before ?!''... OMG i almost wan to scream at him... OF COURSE i neva eat before lar!! siao!! who will be so dumb to pay 9 bucks for onli DUO GAY, HORFUN N SOYSAUCE!!!

WAH LAN LEH... den todae i woke up though to some stupid rantings from Bel's friend... OMG u can neva believe how fucking bimbotic her comments on stuff are!! normally when i say someone's a bimbo, 99% of the time i m kidding but in her case, it's an total underestimation!! she look like an idiot n tok exactly like one...buay tahan ar!! she is so irritating tat i haf to get out of the hse so dat i wont laugh and slap her for her fucking dumb comments in her ''Abagial'' voice (from under one roof )!!

now i m totally stuck at my optom equations!! how can i memorise all these bull shit man!! the locals had graphical calculators n they could store all of them inside but i dont! so i haf to memorise all the 20 plus equations! tat's a total rubbish honestly..

master chef jay

last few days i keep having pot luck( issit spell like tis?)... we haf it cheryl's place n ysd at andy's place.... i cook so much chicken now tat i m expert at it alr!

had this super cock conversation wif cheryl when i nid to go over to her hse..

''eh we coming in a few mins''

''u all wanna come in from the back or the front?''

den i desiao her......'' wah u so direct?!! u wan us to come in front or come behind...? anyway u are comfortable wif..''

''oh u all come in from the front den come in....'' den she suddenly realise the joke,'' wah jay u are damn disgusting!!''

''eh u dun bluff lar.. u wan us all in front or some behind n some in front.. u tink u chio not... if u chio we come from in front , if not we come from behind(so dont nid to look at the face)......hahahaha''

''...........''

hahahaha.. she is damn cock lar...always haf this super blur face.. oh our beloved weng seng falls in love wif her!!! hahahh... it's so freaking funny... cheryl even tell us the conversations they had

'' hi cheryl, i m weng seng n ah ...wat are u doing now? i m veri lonely and i need some company....''

''erm.. i m veri veri busy now...''

''oh like dat.. where do u live...mayb i can go over n help u or i can go over to ur hse n haf some chat or sth''

''erm.. i live near the central station but it's inconvenient for u to come''( in other words fuck off! hahaha)

''no no no .. i m not a stalker dont get me wrong!''............hahahaha ... classic man.. classic...

i tink weng seng can write a bk.. '' 101 ways to scare a ger away''.... i m sure tat will cfm be a top seller man...

COLD STUFF

last 2 days are crazy lar... went to surfer's wif ronald, elvin, fabian , han biao and victor on saturday... n we freaking swim in the waves !! FUCK MAN.. it's defintiely one of the craziest thing i done... 5 degrees that day n was raining n the waves are like fucking fucking high... i tink at least 2 or 3 times my height n it's fucking scary to see such huge wave consuming u...plus u are shivering wif cold even when in water!! den when reach home straightaway kanna fever n haf to chiong down to elvin hse to play mj ... tat day i tink i had one of the best sleep in brissie

DEN on sunday, we played soccer in the freaking rain !! oOMG... i cant believe i did tat still... 4 hrs in the rain n playing under 10 degrees is damn sick!! n all teh fucked up mud n stuff... but the bloody worst thing is i forget to bring clothes to change!! i almost frost to death while walking.. the sight of a few of us who didnt bring clothes, straighten our upper bodies while walking so dat our body will minimise the contact wif the clothes is truly memorable... ahhaah... n again after the crazy soccer, i chiong to robbie's hse to play poker.. fuck man.. i tink i realli nid to hone my poker skills more...playing wif robbie they all realli improve my game

juz realise cheena ppl realli love to call themselves stupid names.. at first i tot the guy wif the name ''nokia'' is dumb enuff... now i saw a ger call kinky!! haha.. i saw her name i straightaway laugh in front of her... haha... how kinky can a name be man, literally!! den she stare at me as if she gave me the wrong medicine or sth... i still remember ben's favorite china ger call KIKI...haha.. he always look at her hairy armpits... realli damn funny... oh yar n a guy name called STRONG!..ahha... strong?! realli a pretty tough guy eh....

EKKA DAY

last nite i got a horrible horrible nightmare man!! fucking scary ...even scarier than being gang banged by horny old gay men.........i dreamt tat my mom ask me to marry Anderine ... OMG.. n dunnoe somehow i agree to tat fucking stupid idea . N the moment i agree to it , i regretted it... IMAGINE HOW FUCKING SCARY IT IS!!..

den within a day, all the preparations are finished n i m fucking screwed... i cant do anything to stop it...i wanted to tell them it was a bloody joke....they took it too seriously and wanted to cancel the whole bloody shit... BUT i couldn't tell tat to Anderine... SHE WOULD KILL ME.. i mean anyone will kill me for doing dat...but in the end i still did cancel it.. n i did it in the most ridiculous manner... i shouted ''NO!! THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED!!'' in the middle of a crowd who are doing preparations and every human being there stared at me n chase me to kill me..den LUCKILY i woke up!! WOO HOO...haha.. nice ending ya?

BTW todae is EKKA day..it's a public holiday... at first i tot it's ''ikea day'' n ekka is the way ang moh pronounce ikea... n i was tinking ikea got sale also got holiday for them?!?! what a fucking lame reason for a holiday man!! end up it's even more absurd!! EKKA is an annual funfair where ppl go there to do rides n win some dumb soft toys.. n YES THEY HAF A HOLIDAY TO PLAY FUNFAIR!! haha.. seriously damn lame lar.. more lame than ''ikea day''...

ysd nite went to EKKA wif KAI, his gf n some of his friends... wah lan i sit the rides i wanna die ar... i almost vomit out my hotdog.. n it doesnt help tat i fucking scare of heights... i got scared the shits out of me when the rotating thingy spins like 8 storeys high or sth n turn upside down!! OMG MAN... tat was the closest to heaven i ever felt..mayb it's this bloody ride that cause the bloody nightmare

our ndp pics are out!! on the stomp website somemore....... http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/viewPost4752.aspx

but i look weird in the pic....

todae i saw an extremely disgusting sight of a ger walking wif extreme movements of ur ass!! damn disgusting... n her voice is fucking teh... OMG... i feel like puking my beef hor fun when i see her coming in...

ysd i went to the SSA national day ball n i saw a fucking hot hot hot babe in a red gown!! OMG.. she's easily the hottest HOTTEST asian i haf seen here... n i tink she's a singaporean too.. n her dad is some high commissioner of brisbane or some sort...WAH LAN...seriously damn it man... tat no one in my grp noes any of her friends..

NATIONAL DAY!

todae was mad lar... 200 plus ppl come for the national day live in N block ... wah lan... first time i watched wif so many ppl... n seriously i super miss singapore!! esp when i see marina bay... n for this yr i haf tix for NDP!! shit man

aniwae this is the first time celebrating national day outisde singapore... kinda weird lar... i m not tat kind of patriotic kind of person but somehow i feel like singing all those singapore songs... i can still remember 2 bloody yrs ago when i m still in Ns... i haf duty in camp on national day n haf to watch NDP sneakily at one corner at nite to prevent kanna caught by master ramesh... n how i hated NDP n how it's bloody overrated...

oh well at least the whole thing was a great success!! the lecture room is so filled tat we haf to turn away a few pp:(...n i didnt even haf a chance to eat the bee hoon !!...

also called teh cadetship person ysd after he said i could onli get 1k per yr onli.. damn man... 1k ??!! david got like 6k per yr LAR!! oh man... juz coz i m not a citizen....oh well dat means it's not attractive at all.. onli gd coz i could get an almost guaranteed working visa n PR which is also worthless and also a bloody waste of time coz i wan to fucking hell go HOME ASAP!!!

A NEW WENG SENG>??

NSFF is on again!!.. though the dinner was quite ordinary but pretty pricey...

tonites dinner wif one of the messiest dinner EVER... i went out wif a grp of abt 15 singaporeans ... super shag... meeting at hungry jack's for 15 ppl is alr a chore... den we keep discussing where to go... stand in the middle of the queen st for 20 mins!! juz to decide where to go... den finally decided den last min some ppl wan to go elsewhere... argh!! den STILL we broke up to eat at different places... i sibe buay tahan this kind of shit...eat 1 meal also muz take so long... juz go 1 place n juz EAT!! but also cannot blame lar.. we singaporeans are too used to hawker centers or food court which brissie doesnt haf in the evening(extremely dumb rite? food court closes juz before dinner time)...

went to Bubbles to chill out after dinner... n the reason we chose it was BECOZ OF A WAITRESS!! ... woo hoo... i didnt object of course... the ger was giving ''half-ball handicap'' n how could we refuse to take it... the other waitresses are pretty cute too...wonder if they would wan to hire another waiter not...hmmmm

BUT STILL chilling out wif so many ppl pisses me off, find a place to sit also muz tuo tuo la la... n the guy sitting beside is freaking weird...not onli he looked like a nerd, his behavior suggests the same shit of him...he keeps getting veri veri defensive on wat he says n always try to ''win'' any conversation ,which is rather irritating.. i can sense tat everyone dont realli like him, but he keeps toking... reminds me of the famous ''he shall not be named'' of unilodge...

mac rules....my ass!

an expensive-but-not-tat-gd dessert place that took 30 mins to walk there

the dinner steamboat in laos tat causes my food poisoning

knn... mac os is frustrating me!! seriously... i cant get used to the mac office at all n the new printer i bought does support mac!!! can u believe it?!!!.. SERIOUSLY mac is a pc of shit... it has totally no other functions other than looking cool n free from virus...
''oh u got a mac!! n a black one too!! it's so rare!!..it 's so cool!!''... seriously tt's the onli fucking praise tat this shit machine gets n i m not even joking.. it's juz like a freaking brad pitt-looking guy wif bad breath , body odor ,stupid, idiot, no integrity n loves SM ....

WAIT TILL I GET BACK to singapore n install windows n byebye MAC OSx... i will onli use it if i go out in coffeebean or starbucks...

tinking of getting a cadetship for optometry.. btw cadetship is something like a scholarship but u haf to work for the company for the amount yrs they gif u money after u grad... i will get 2k to 3k aussie per yr n probably a economy class flight back to singapore every yr... cool deal eh? but if i get it i cant go to UK anymore! , let alone quit optometry n go back to smu... i m not enjoying this course anymore though it damn easy to pass(not to score though)... all the fucking pracs are pissing me off... totally useless... all the marketing, planning stuff, doing projects are 10 times more interesting than wearing the stupid lab coat n dumb lab glasses mixing chemicals...but it does contribute to ''jay's global tour fund''....hmmm

oh yar.. my stomach still feeling fucked up... ever since i came back from laos... food poisoning last so long one meh??

love bite

OMG... todae Anny wore a fucking low-cut dress to school...n u noe wat... she had a love bite on her breast!! OMG.. can she use her fucking brain... or is she showing off her love bite.... or she tinks all of us are bloody idiots who neva had or seen a lovebite before( ok i agree some of the kids in my class dont)... but pls...show some decency ,ger!... seriously all her image of her gone... tot she was an innocent cute cute asian ger ...oh well... wat can i expect from aussies rite? seeing an innocent n virgin aussie ger is as rare as seeing Jesus partying in HELL...