BUT GOD I STILL BELIEVE IN U......pls save me from anatomy ....

DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!

S and T broke up , G n S also broke up......n u hear a veri veri familiar story.....

''He is very very nice BUT.........'' versus ''I noe he's a jerk n he fucks ard before BUT he WILL CHANGE for me''....

hahahhhha... both broke up wif their ''nice guy'' bfs n end up wif an asshole... this is THE REAL WORLD !!.... NICE GUYS DIE FIRST n EVil rulez!! so guys it's time to wake up ur idea!!....the onli time a nice guy can get a ger is when she got screwed n dumped by the jerk n u wait by the phone to pick up the pieces... tat's the onli time she will be wif u ...UNTIL the next jerk comes along.... or mayb she had ALL the fun with the jerks already n she feels like settling down den u get her...

we are living in the world whereby , according to the Bible, Jesus got screwed(literally) on a cross n die while the serpent is still exists ever since the Garden of Eden(with millions of descendants) !! DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!

for the gers who dont believe , go look ard n see how many of ur friends (or even u urself) are in love wif jerks before n how many much nicer guys u or they haf rejected or broke off wif.... for the guys, if u STILL dont get it, it's time u book a flight tix to Tokyo n camp at the Disneyland toilet... maybe someday a princess who looked like a Jap porn star will come to the toilet n marry u juz coz u are a nice guy:)

jesus christ!

looking at the new 7 wonders of the world n saw this image...

Jesus is Truly enLIGHTeNING

juz came back from GOLD coast last wk!!!.... it was awesome trip wif winnie ! except the fact i had a veri terrible diarrhea....

first day we went to eat the super famous Yatala Pies upon the advice of the lame queen brena... we die die also dont eat at home though we are freaking hungry to drive to tat ulu ulu place ...den we waited damn freaking long for juz 2 meat pies... n worse.... the pies are CRAP!!!! in fact i suspect my diarrhea come from those pies! not to mention it's freaking expensive....

next we went to Harbortown to grab some last min shopping before we head to the Jupitors CAsino... ok i wasnt suppose to gamble as my dad refuses to send any money over due to the extremely high exchange rate n now my finance is realli crap... but i juz could nt resist seeing those idiots playing blackjack n simply dont noe how to play n keep losing... BTW i saw QianHao!.....HAHAHAHAHAH....super qiao... neva see him for yrs den suddenly he comes to sdyney for exchange n went up to gold coast !!... seriously didnt expect to see him.... SO there is still some dumb ppl who realli come to Aussie for exchange !!! at least it's sdyney la.. still quite ok...

the next day was the BEST man!... we went to SeaWorld n had this super expensive helicopter ride.... 10 mins for a whopping 200 bucks !!. but OMG the view is incredible and seriously an once in a lifetime experience... at nite we went for another SUPER DUPER expensive dinner that cost us 120AUD EACH.... there are a lot of performances by those outback people n seriously it's not that bad... the food is pretty gd too!!... but for 120 leh... u expect nothing but the best stuff do u?!

BTW anyone has a sony camera?!!! Winnie stupidly left her USB cable in Taiwan!! urgh... n all my photos are with her n all she does when i ask her to burn a copy for me is to give me a stupid face

CCHSM

it has DAMN long since i worked so bloody hard... it almost reminds me of the SMU days... camping at the library ysd... YES mugging in library in Brisbane is a SIN!!! camping there deserves to be sent to the 18th level of hell....

seen the pics of Pam n co going back to CCHS... wow... how long is dat man!...seriously, it seems juz like ysd when they tricked me into joining their stupid '' OLD FATHER WILLIAM'' poem shit... n of course the unforgettable Sheila event which i got slapped for the first n onli time in my life... Sooooooo many memories..... tat time i went back, the leaders of the scouts are the juniors of my juniors n the yr 1 noobs are being treated to the ''haunted'' hse ... hahahha.... it's sooo fun to see the 12-13yr olds kids being scared to death by some light sticks n ghost stories, which BTW after a decade it's bloody hell still the SAME!!! some stuff haf changed though..... i still remember the 2 famous icons of the Chung Cheng lake---Chung chung the duck n cheng cheng the chicken... both disappear into thin air without leaving any legacy....

n Winnie finally bked her tix to Cairns... i shd be happy rite?! hahaha... but there's always a curse when i go on holidays wif my gf... before we fly there cfm break up... 2 out of 2 ...100% hit rate... hope this time will be different... or else hopefully can be like Kwek like dat... delay the breakup till after the trip at least... seriously this rlp i haf a pretty bad feeling abt it since the beginning.....but who noes?! those i haf gd feeling abt them in the past still become chui...

easter break

Holis are GONE!!!...damn fast!! ... but it was an AWESOME BREAK!.... went for amie's place for a gathering... went to eat at brisbane most expensive n best dim sum(gng there tml too)....went for PHANTOM OF THE OPERA play on tuesday.....went on wednesday for moreton island and came back on thursday nite... went for a great KTV session on friday... fantastic gathering at my hse ysd n finally a sumptuous steamboat tonite....

too much to update but too little time... had to finish off this disgusting formal report for Visual Science--- the subject which the prof in charge hates me to the max...

aniwae gotta sell my fucked up car asap... it's killing me wif its fucked up brakes...i juz banged a ford mondeo on the highway n it banged a brand new honda accord....LUCKILY (or rather suay), my damages are far worse than theirs so they close one eye say nvm.... juz imagine if realli need to pay , i m screwed to the max... n now i cant sell my car coz it looks like a disfigured RU HUA...repairing it will make me lose even more money!..

i finally bked my air tix to cairns !... it will be an awesome trip across the northern territory and northern queensland!... i will get to cairns on 25 june, spend a few days there n take a freaking 7 days bus ride to ayer rocks n take another 6 days bus ride up to darwin, spend a few days there n fly back to brisbane! thinking of that trip makes me feel damn shiok...

KNN!! super suay!... ysd i went out in the morning to collect my laundry and i walked straight into a fucking HUGE spider web!!! n the fucking spider landed on my neck and gave me a love bite .... when i try to get rid of it, it bit my hand also... CB.... it's fucking huge lar... it's as big as my palm and has red legs... i kinda hum coz it look poisonous .......after searching on the net, it's the fucking

Golden Orb-Weaver!!

my hand n neck got red for a while... Mei n Fabian asked me to go to the hospital but i dont think it's so serious la....come on..... go to hospital juz coz of a spider bite is like blowing a candle wif a fire extinguisher ........todae i met Drew n told him abt the bites n he told me WTF m i doing for not going to hospital?!... coz in Brisbane , there's pretty much a lot of poisonous spiders ard ..even in common places like the garden.....so u haf to go to the hospital... but since i m still alive, he reckon that it's some ugly looking huge Huntsman spiders or the timid Daddy-long-legs or the huge golden orb weaver....haha... the way he said that sounds like getting bitten by huge spiders in Brisbane is a common thing! sort of a culture difference thingy la... in Singapore if u go to hospital coz of a spider bite confirm ppl think u siao liao

past few days haf been fucking busy!... soo busy that i didnt come home for dinner the whole wk n had to cancel my cooking duties...

ysd i met up wif the contact-singapore ppl who came to brisbane to ''promote'' singapore... hahaha... they are pretty gd to me n gavin , treating us to a crazily expensive dinner at this 5 star hotel.. being the VP does haf a bit of benefit ...hahahaha...

back from Byron Bay this sunday n it was great! seriously there got nothing lar... except the stupid light house which we went twice up for sunrise n sunset... n during the sunrise , we had the old traditions that peow they all left behind... STEAMBOAT!...haahha.... steamboat early in the morning at 5am on top of the mountain n eating in the rain is definitely a first.... realli la.. haf trip realli must haf the right ppl, even the place is chui, the whole journey is real fun! tat time sdyney was so much more beautiful n so much more stuff to do den end so many ppl unhappy...

aniwae my impression of amie increase by 12.5%... although i dont reali like her ''degeneration aura'' , i muz admit she can get things done pretty fast n well... veri impressive... but efficient doesnt mean nice and even nice doesnt mean gd.. so.....

fabian's gf is here for a wk! she's realli nice to him lar... fly all the way here for their anniversary ... n our hse suddenly become more lively alr....

ok time to do my crappy eye studies shit.... haf to complete 2 3000 words essay to be handed in by easter! i neva worked soooo hard for a yr alr... not used to it

looking back...it's juz 1 yr ago when Vic noes A... almost everyone here noes A is pretty much a jerk n esp Wendy went totally against it... wendy was at a pt so frustrated tat she juz dont care alr... hahah.. it's so similar to so many friends of mine n i haf to repeat the same old shit .....'' it's her life wat...u also not her parents or god.. if she want to die den let her die lor. ''... i muz haf repeated this for a billion times alr... i tink next time i shd tape it down...

ok back to V... cut the story short la... since the later part of she bochup-ing all her friends is always the same ... she was treated like shit and like a slave to A...den one day A beat her... she wanted a breakup den he beg her to come back n promise not to beat her again.. den she fucking stupidly forgive him...all her friends noe liao kan her like crazy.. den even more dumb, she fly to spore to visit him... she noes it's so damn fucking dumb of her to do it so she kept it a secret in case all her friends kan her again... n when she in spore, A beat the hell out of her AGAIN... this time worse, he took her hp n passport n lock her at home... n of course none of us noe anything! finally she came out of ''jail'' and her dad was sooo pissed that he wanted to call the police but she even beg her father not to do anything... now she even had to quit school juz to avoid him so he will finally let her go... WTF rite?!

oh well... she is a jovial , funny ger when i knew her n now she like become a total different person who didnt even dare to tell her friends wat things she done for the guy coz even herself knew it's fucking stupid... juz like a guo jie lao shu(rat running across the st)... isn't love suppose to be fun n enjoyable?? need to be so xin ku meh... aiya now u see so much of such events, u juz dont realli feel much abt them liao... the best way to look at these kind of events is to shut up, sit on a comfortable couch , grab a can of coke wif a packet of popcorn

WE UNFUCK THE WORLD

Market Day(aka CCA day) is over... discover a damn funny club called '' THE RESISTANCE CLUB''.... hahahaha... their slogan is ''WE UNFUCK THE WORLD..''...... damn funny rite?! they go ard organising protests , having seminars on how Bush n other ''dictators'' destroying the world that kind of stuff...dunno if the got include LKY not..... Seriously only the Ang mohs will come up wif such things... Oh got another club call the medieval club... they organise parties for everyone to dress like those old English medieval ppl...hahaha...

Juz went to SEXPO wif Carol n Mei on Sunday... it is damn funny! i go inside ,straightaway saw a few women naked...i totally stunned... some gers dressed like nurses n policewomen selling dildos and sex toys.. . there are also live strippers on stage but suay suay when i go that time is the male strippers .... KNN... one hr of seeing naked men on stage is sth u guys wont wan to imagine(nt tat i haf much choice)... the 2 gers keep '' wow wow wow.. they re so cute!!!''

they also haf ''live'' sex behind a screen but u can see the shadows of the porn stars hafing sex or threesome....pretty interesting...there is also ''live'' strip poker! ahaha .. the ang mohs realli bochup one.... the contestants are all visitors but they dont mind stripping juz to play the game... i told Carol to join the poker la!i will sponsor her dinner and cook for her everyday ... den she looked at me wif that sick look... damn funny!...

the most interesting thing is the Penis ART!! damn funny!!!! the ''artist'' is totally naked n paint wif his pure naked DICK! OMG... he dips his dick into the paint n starts to paint !...hahah... at first i tot he at least got a condom on(i juz cant imagine paint on my dick n drying up or the ''MEAT'' part of it rubbing against the canvas) but he realli uses his PURE NAKED DICK! OMG.. i wanted him to paint a portrait of me (it juz cost 50 bucks!) but the tot of hafing a painting of urself drawn by a dick juz seems too weird(n also the tot of the dick smell on the painting)... i took the pics of the ''artist'' but the pics wif Carol .. i will post them on the next post... i bet u cant believe it!

Amie also knew Yuey... so qiao rite?! n she was in the second batch of his ''get to know chicks'' parties ... we went the day before her... got an urge to ask her if he got go xian any gers in her batch not but ended up didnt...later hear some info which i dont need or not suppose to hear n haf a moral obligation to do sth abt it...

she said he n his gf is coming to brisbane soon.. are u that gf, Mindy? if u are, DO NOT ASK ME OUT TOGETHER WIF HIM.........seeing u 2 together somehow reminds me of the scene in the movie 300 .....whereby the leader went to the oracles to seek advice and the oracles went to lick the face of the blond ger that are offered to them and gif a horny and cheeky wink at me...it juz appears in my mind automatically , cant control it.

dunno issit Amie's comments or juz her aura that actually pisses ppl off... she commented ''aiya some gers still young lar .'' after saying he is coming to brisbane..... it is juz a harmless comment rite? but i duuno why i shoot her back wif ''yar den they can juz fuck around rite?'' wanted to add ''just like u'' behind but restrain myself juz in time...i realli dunno why she pisses me off wif it...mayb coz i noe sths that i shdnt noe abt her and it further worsens her image..... i haf no sheng chou da hen wif her n i realli dont hate her... she is quite shag also coz Peow n Ronald they all went back singapore liao.... n coz of that , she even wanted to quit school to go melb or back to singapore....so in fact , a lot of times i wanted to invite her to join our gatherings but den everytime she is there, she somehow will haf mood swings that pisses everyone off... n when she is there, Kiat n Paul will not be there... she juz has this ''degeneration aura'' that cannot be explained ... not her fault ... she's juz being herself... seldom see( in fact neva) a pretty chio ger that has this aura ...oh well ... too bad.. that's life

GOD WANS U TO DIE, U MUST DIE

SHAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........if u are fucking suay , u are realli fucking suay!.... mai jiao bian gong guay......in nothern side of Brisbane, Rockhampton, there is a massive flood !! CHEEBYE... n ALL (YES ALL) the phone operators technicians went up north to repair the damages !! n no technicians in brisbane now... CAN U BELIEVE THIS?!!! so we cant apply for telephone line until mid march and we need another 2 to 3 wks for teh internet connection!... so till april i haf to come all the fucking way to school to use the fucking net!

The legend's scandal..it's getting abit boring lar... but my malaysians , hongkies and taiwanese and even teh local asians friends keep updating me until i bo bian need to hear... tat once innocent cute cute gillian says that the furthest she would go wif her bf is to kiss n she did all the stuff wif edison because she tinks he will change n want to keep him....sort of an one off event...HAHA... bonus stage?? ....hahaha... wateva la... mayb she was once innocent ..i dunno... but she alr noes wat kind of person our beloved legend is and still wan to be a slut n a sex toy for him ...so shut up n accept ur career is gone. END OF. quite sad lar to see a ger i once like become like that ...but too bad!! she totally deserves it

BACK IN BRISSIE!

Living in cave AGAIN!!! neva expect so soon i experience the torture of no internet, no phone shit AGAIN! juz less than a mth after the dark old confined Burma days....

no internet n phone realli jialat.... coz no internet means no way to find out the internet plans n thus cant apply the plans THROUGH THE INTERNET!... it's a vicious cycle...

got a car this sem n suddenly the world calls u n be their Filipino maid.. fetching them from airport, moving hse all got ur share... at first nt tat pissed but now in 4 freaking days, not onli i spent 120 bucks on petrol, i dont even haf time for myself to unpack my own stuff! WTF rite?! some ppl realli nt zi dong one... i tried to reject them nicely but they coming n coming until i muz reject them straight in their face.... tat's nt a gd thing seriously CUZ WHEN I M PISSED , i CAN BE FUCKING GUAI LAN... n i suck at hiding emotions...

though these few days i m freaking busy WITH OTHER PPL's STUFF, i m pretty happy ... partly coz of my new hse... it's huge n the rm completely suits me... a queen size bed onli wif no excess furniture... juz wat i need... great hsemates(for now at least) and a huge living rm wif gothic lamps...it's freaking old though... u look at it at first u would think tat Casper n his friendly friends are living there... the windows are all locked due to previous accidents of burglary...

the places ard it are also damn cool... great restaurants all around the place n the supermarket is juz 50 steps from our main door(yes i actually counted it)...first class location... the jazz bar near my place is pretty gd too...

DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....

last few wks have been horrible! Ever since i came back from Burma, somehow or rather i feel super moody, nothing realli interests me at all! n the irregular slping patterns due to poker or mahjong make it much much worse... in fact i haf neva feel so moody for such a long time! which realli irritates me coz the feeling juz dont go away! the sad things that happen around me seems like keeping the evil flames up..

Reading the bk of the 2 depression gers , i damn scared i kanna depression! so i went to google abt it... to my horror, i got a few symptoms of it! which is realli scary... how is it possible?! i knew it can happen to anyone ,anytime ...but to me??!! i immediately call my friend who had depression and ask for her view abt it...

She told me there's a chance i got minor depression... OMG! but it's veri likely due to the fact that my adrenaline in my body has a sudden decrease that causes this ''cloud of gloom'' that doesnt go away...in dec everyone is hafing holis and almost everyday it's pack meeting friends, hanging out , playing high stakes poker, mahjong , going genting ,planning for trips and the burma trip that causes the huge increase in my adrenaline den suddenly come back home, i had absolutely nothing to do...n that the sudden lack of ''excitement '' and adrenaline causes this sudden moody feeling... n of course some shocking n stupid stuff that happen to my friends around me worsen the effect... but she mentioned tat it would be fine if i juz do some exercise, hanging out wif friends to push up the adrenaline level n before i knew it i will be fine....

the next day i took a cab wif my diving instructor n fabian n i ask him if my panic attacks when i m diving the day before n todae is a symptom of depression(he has depression before also).... he told me no way ! haha... coz most of the time panic attacks due to depression is due to fear of crowd n seeing me tok cock to the ang mohs n the fellow students like my buddies like dat wif no panic attack , he tinks it's impossible the panic attacks are due to depression, most prob juz that i need more time to accustom to the murky surroundings in Palau Hantu...

after that super tiring dive, i went out wif Brook who juz came back from Japan ...chat wif for damn long and we did something that turns on all humans' adrenaline.... GAMBLE!...haha... finally some higher stakes gambling ...hahaha... singapore blackjack wif stakes of at least 10 bucks and no ceiling... not veri big also lar but betta than the normal 1 or 2 bucks crap... n realli POOM!! suddenly the moody feeling juz gone!!! unbelievable!

ONE MORE THING... for those who are reading this n who have friends who juz got together wif an asshole n ur gf broke up wif u to be wif an asshole(ALL OF US must haf some experience in this)... n no matter how much u want to dissuade her, the closer she is wif that asshole.. n now u feel totally helpless.... pls juz let it go.... i believe all their friends are giving her a veri hard time and she isnt feeling veri gd either.... but gers are naturally stupid n dumb n every ger out there thinks that assholes will change for them n turn into an angel(juz ask every ger tht our beloved Edison fucked n dated n they will say they tot so but still ended up onli wif a cock in their mouth)... it's juz like a handicap--- u cant blame a deaf for not hearing properly rite?---

As OUR BELOVED God-like Edison always say...... IT'S ONLY A GAME. DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....

Forbidden Fruit

from Wiki,

The term "forbidden fruit" is a metaphor that describes any object of desire whose appeal is a direct result of the knowledge that it cannot or should not be obtained or something that someone may want but cannot have. The phrase refers to the Book of Genesis,^[1] where it is the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil eaten by Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. As a result of their decision to eat the fruit, Adam and Eve lost their innocence (according to the Christian interpretation), became separated from God and were exiled from the garden where they were forced to adopt agriculture under less than desirable circumstances for a living. The concept of "knowing" good and evil can be best understood as being emotionally entangled with the struggle of determining the difference.

Ppl may ask why the hell Eve took that fruit when she clearly noes that it is evil and bad..?? The love for the fruit temporarily blinded her?? or the fact that the fruit is sth she not suppose to have and neva tot of having in the beginning and therefore the appeal is soooo much greater? No one noes.... but God and all the animals in the Garden were sad that she eventually ate it... who can blame them? seeing her losing her innocence and getting exiled from the garden... God warns her multiple times but still to no avail... n the more HE warns , the more she wants the fruit...

Oh well... everyone can actually see the ending do we ? but love is blind n our beloved Eve is happily munching the fruit ... everyone is sad of course, only the sneaky snake giggles in the bushes knowing that he has got her in his plan n Eve will still believe him no matter what he says he do in the bushes and no matter what others say...

n i ,can onli salute Mr Snake for his intelligence n wits in seducing Eve

Tuk Tuk to the road

juz finished the book , Bad Lands by Tony Wheeler... it's a freaking cool book whereby he traveled to all the countries which are supposedly evil... countries like afghanistan , iraq, iran, burma, libya , cuba, north korea, etc... reali love to go these places ,maybe except afghan n iraq... but den again you neva noe... if 2 yrs ago, someone tells me that i will be backpacking solo in Burma, i would tell him tat the chances are as low as finding Gillian Chung's porn pics on the net(at tat time she was teh golden virgin)...

BTW ysd fabian mentioned during dinner that S is a nutcase n crazy bitch which i totally agreed... den he said she got depression n hafing depression is being crazy... WAH LAN... i wanted to scold him! like dat is like insulting a few of my gd friends n my auntie lar!! but end up i dont need to do the dirty job...hahaha ... my diving instructor who was eating wif us flared up n KAN him like siao... coz my diving instructor has/had depression...SEE??!! realli depression can happen to anyone... he is the funny guy who has the dream job of getting paid for diving , got the bad boy look which can fuck any gers around, rich and haf a gf who treat him like a god yet he has depression...anyway some random facts abt depression: WHO predicts by 2020, depression will be the second most fatal illness in the world... not surprising

started reading another bk --TUK TUK TO THE ROAD by antonia kent n jo huxster.... 2 gers who had depression before n now embarking on an overland trip from thailand all the way to brighton in UK... crazy journey of 12500 miles! damn interesting n i 1 shot read almost 65% of the bk liao

Right cards at the wrong time is the most frustrating of all

in poker , the worst scenario occurs when u had the best hand in the beginning--- pair of aces--- and u still lost the pot

it mostly happens becoz u made a veri bad n major decision in the beginning and due to the error u are not able to commit to the pot anymore or juz want to slow play.... and KABOOM! u allow other players into the game n steal ur pot... this is the most frustrating of all! coz u noe u cld haf won the pot n gd hand doesnt come often....

but oh well life's like dat! u juz cant make all the right decisions all the time n lead a perfect life rite? if u do, ur picture will be hanging in the church and ur name will appear all over the bible...

burma

DAY 4 n 5:
todae was nuts man! the german ger, Katalin n i went for this 8hr hike up to the mountain top!... my stamina totally cannot make it and it was freezing cold... in Inle Lake it's abt 15 to 20 degrees.. at the mountain, it's much worse than tat! i wore 3 shirts still shiver like crazy...

at nite was the worst! probably the worse nite i ever had... both kat n i got diarrhea both at the same time! we onli had a small head lamp between both of us n a small roll of toilet paper.. which is TOTALLY no enuff... so almost every 15 mins we will climb down from the monastery we are staying to shit at the nearby field...FINALLY our toilet paper supply is gone n we still got diarrhea! but i refuse to shit wifout any toilet paper... but my stomach is so pain tat i cant slp until i haf to pop a few slping pills kat brought... she's worse! she vomit n vomit the whole nite!

finally the next morning came n we haf to rush down to the nearest village to get medicine for kat(abt 2 hrs away)...which was realli crazy.. her face was completely pale n she told us she's diabetic...n still haf to tahan my shit coz Burmese dont use toilet paper! so no toilet paper to buy at all! end up problem solved when i use kat's medicine's instruction manual...

hahahaha..tink abt it realli is damn funny n i doubt kat n i will ever forget our horrible ''shitting trips'' , the cool feeling --literally cool---of shitting in the middle of the nite together and the stupidest n dumbest ways to encourage each other to carry on hiking...

the suay kids who played right at the place tat we shit
great-grandma of the kid!
brotherly love for a mummy-lookalike baby

the kid super scared of Kat--the guide told us this is onli the sec or third time she see a white
my guide! wif a weirdo looking made-in-china white plastic bag



DAy 6:
First day at Mandalay! n finally i can access my emails n MSN which is incredible... den i juz nice i met the owner of the internet cafe! n he told me tis is probably the onli cafe tat can access the restricted sites as he used several layers to diverting or some sort...

get around teh 3 ancient cities--Innwa, Amarapura, Sagaing... which are the past capitals of Burma.. hired this ex-lawyer as m taxi driver... he is amazing man! his english is superb.. the best so far... n i juz chat wif him non- stop! know soooo much stuff abt burma ... he quits his job as a lawyer coz there is too much corruption n he cant help ppl who realli needs help coz the govt always win or the judge will juz get killed or jailed...

at one of the ancient ruins, i finally saw an ancient coin which belongs to King Mindon Era... the first king to bring coinage to Burma and i bought it at a bargian price but den...... POOM!!! tons n tons of the villagers came to sell me things...i m the onli tourist there so they concentrate all their efforts on me... i m like Jay Chou like dat ,haf to push ppl out of the way to get into my horse cart...i told a ger some ridiculous price for some metal sourviers to get her off my back den she rode a bicycle to chase me n bargain wif me for 10 mins! in the end i juz buy from her at a high price as she was panting n still haf to keep chasing me n bargaining at the same time....her efforts alone deserve something...

on this famous bridge--the Teakwood Bridge, the longest teakwood bridge in the world, i met this little boy who speaks realli gd english...he keeps pestering me to buy some pearls necklace from him..the bridge is realli veri long n he followed me for abt 15 mins which reali tested my patience... so i told him to go find the German guy in front , coz i m not gonna buy anything! den to my amazement....... he told me the guy was French! n already there is an ''agent'' attached to him... incredible... he told me he could speak , german, french , jap ,spainish , english ,italian! siao! n he was not lying when i heard the French in front speaks wif his friend wifout any problem! incredible! end up he gave up selling his stuff to me n we juz chat abt my life in singapore
leaning tower of INWA
the crazy island of Sagaing---wif thousands of pagodas
the fisherman who put his catch in a improvised Longyi
teakwood bridge at Amarapura

the angel---the duck--- ferrying a scholar

Burma Burma, living in the days of my grandma

back from Burma!!! awesome trip!! tok to sooo many ppl n learn alot of stuff n had lotsa fun!...i cant realli access net there so in the next few entries the events that happen in my 10 days there...

DAY 1:

the plane there is nuts... i m the onli singaporean ...all burmese besides an old ang moh uncle n a filipino middle age lady..reached Yangon still the same! the whole city no tourist! n all the locals looked at me as if i m some sort of weirdo..

here haf a ridiculous amount of choices for internet... generator-powered, normal electricity, slow, fast, censored n non-censored... u do the permutations ... i used the slow, normal powered n censored one... incredible! every min i haf to refresh n the guy in charge haf to change my ip address soooo many times in order to access my hotmail...in the end still failed..

todae the hotel guy told me i will need to walk 45mins to Shawadagon pagoda n it's betta to take a cab... i tink mayb he wanted to earn commission juz like those cheater viets so i insisted on walking...n indeed that guy was lying!!! i walked for 1 hr still haven reach the first check pt! i walk until a lane whereby there is no one. no ang moh, no local, only 1 big KTV which i assume it's a brothel coz the signs n everything are in english n no burmese... den lucky a cab came along n even wif teh cab it took abt 15 mins... heng i no determined enuff to walk all the way...

my hotel has satellite tv...i tried to watch some shows but found out that by ''SATELLITE TV'' , it means CHANNELNEWSASIA.

the telephone store(they haf no hps, so it's the onli place they can call)

DAY 2:
my flight to Heho, Inle lake was delayed by 3 hrs! OMG! so it's dark when i get there n so the cab drivers tried to tock me like a Robert Goh... they demanded 23 USD for the 1 hr drive to the city n once again there is no tourist so bo bian...

before the trip i tried to tell myself nt to ask political stuff coz there are many spies ard but end up i still speak up my mind to the driver n ask him abt the demonstrations.. he told me nt to tok to too many ppl abt this coz it might get me jailed... but in the end he told me wat he knew...

he said that the demo is not onli in Yangon but also many many other states(they call it divisions) like Bagan n Mandalay n in all abt 20,000 ppl are killed or jailed... 20,000!! WTF, the reports given by the govt is abt 40 ppl! i told him tat n he said he saw it on satellite tv tat it's 40 ppl but it's nt true coz in his village alone, he know abt 10 ppl who disappear after the demos.. he also said tat now the monasteries are useless coz the main elder monks are all killed or jailed n now the abbots of the monasteries are either spies or young ignorant kids.. he doesnt seemed to be lying as his eyes are filled wif tears as he said all those things n i too cant help but to feel sad...

the whole town is in darkness again...no electrical supply..cant make calls or use net..seems like a caveman!

tml i m going on a boat trip wif Sabrina ,from Munich and Renaud (pronounced as lu no in french),from Geneva...they are a realli cool couple whom i chat wif during dinner
unique fishing method
the inle lake special--rowing with one leg
the houses in the lake
houses wif their pet buffaloes


DAY3:
todae was awesome!.. there are no tourist in the lake..it's like we owned the whole lake... the view is simply breathtaking!

the boat brought us to the southern most of the lake which has juz opened up to tourists after the rebels had peace treaty wif the govt.. the people seemed sooo thrilled to see us!! i went to chat up wif a few of them..they are simply sooo nice and keep asking qns abt spore n aussie... i even tried some of their tradition herbs which taste like SHIT! and i juz spit out right in front of them...hahaha... but instead of being angry they juz laugh n laugh... den more n more ppl crowd ard me like i m some superstar

chat wif this Dutch who is the best friend of the sister of the hotel ... he is damn funny! he lives in Amsterdam, the europe's city of sin!... he keeps telling me abt the sex , the cocaine, the weed he did in there... it's pretty interesting to hear abt brothel boats n boat ''cafe'' ard..

R n S
village version of a car park
TOYOTA CAMRY!!
village's NTUC

a preview of what i gonna see

myanmar burma