M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E..... mickey mouse!!!!!!!! mickey is back in town!!! that son of a bitch came back to my house, more specifically my room!!!... DAMN!... i search up n down for it but just cant fucking find him!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS HE???

ok i didnt physically saw him in my bed room but i found a few rat shit in on my carpet... RAT SHIT LEH ... confirm got rat/ rats rite?!!....i put the mouse trap he also dont eat the cheese... i also dunno wat to use liao.... it's isnt under the cardboard ... WHERE THE FUCK ARE U?!!!!!!

no time to actually catch him also... i got 9 to 5 classes every single fucking day ...... by the time i come home, i m sooo fucking tired n dark that even he dances in front of me on 2 hands i also cant be bothered to do anythingg....

i m having a fiancial crisis right now...no job , not much money left in my bank acc... disgusting... suddenly the optometry circle doesnt look so bright anymore...where does those jobs in my first yr went?!!!

SEXPO 2009

it's a brand new sem!!!!!... dont noe shd be happy or not.... sianz that i have to start fighting a war soon! happy i have less than 20 mths den i get this fucking optom license already!!!!

finally my class got 1 singaporean! n singlish is no longer an extinct language in the class... plus she is damn pro in optom... work 4 yrs somemore... power... god -send to help us the weak links of class...

just came back from SEXPO again!! actually quite sianz la... exactly the same as last yr ... same freebies somemore...oh there is still the famous Picasso!.. the penis -painter!!!... as always... i think if he one day die, the art of penis-painting will be gone forever...!!

at least this year i get to take pic with a FUCKING WROLD FAMOUS PORN STAR!!.. OMG she is fucking slutty looking... n she took off her bra to take pic with us... her boobs are so round n huge that it is almost look like some NTUC watermelons... she signs some autographs for us n we had some small talk..

she is realli a damn cool ger la... she told us she is in the porn industry for abt 8 mths n she loves every min of it... can have sex, earn money n can travel around the world... last time she was a nurse n she wants to have some fun n experience of doing sth different! n there she goes!! a famous porn star...

ipod fuckffle

ipod shuffle is FUCKED UP!!!... cant believe apple comes out with this shit product!! WTF!!! the dock keeps getting spoilt.... WTH!! i just touch it abit onli... the metal stick suppose to connect to the shuffle got bend!!! WTF!!!... it cost me abt 50 plus bucks to ge a new dock!! n my shuffle is onli 80 bucks!!!... WTH!!!

Apple u shd use ur fucking brains when design this shit dock... Now i m left with a red shuffle that cant be charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... WTF WTF....dickheads

dan shui

ysd went to dan shui... it was a shit trip... seriously.. rain rain rain.... cold cold cold.... n a fucking stupid ah peh who almost kanna knocked by our bus blocking the whole fcuking traffic to demand payment from our bus driver... fucking lame...

the bus went up the hill n this fucking ah pek got down from his cab n pee in the middle of the road... at the turning pt somemore... like WTF!!??!!... our driver heng heng stop in time not to bang him.. den he dulan, keep cursing our bus with fast hokkien bad words that i m sure even dylan cant understand.. our bus driver of course didnt give in the dmads.. so that fucker blocked the whole traffci , refusing to let any car past n this cause a shit load of traffic jam.. KNN

post more later.... winnie's cb cat bite me again ..fuck

happy new yr!

happy new yr everyone!!..

it seems that 2009 is great!!!... ended off a fantastic trip from the philippines den start it off with a trip to taiwan.... the only downside is probably the wonder of how my fucking water=proof camera got water into it@@@@@!!!!.. WTF

in iloilo, it was a king's life... u have everything in the house... room service, 24 room packing...2 cars, unlimited food on demand... unlimited amount of oysters n fishes... n a HOME CINEMA!!!.. YES a home cinema... damn kua zhang... aileen's place is fantastic... fit for a king.. these 10 days i dun even nee to do any laundry, any making of bed, even thinking of wat to eat...

now in taipei, damn cold n i have onli short pants... which is lame... in the whole airport, i m the onli stupid dumbass who doesnt have a jeans or long pants... food here is damn good... mee sua with pig intestines and iysters... n a fucking smelling tofu for dinner last nite...

OH i finally got my advanced diving license!!... which means now i can do wrecks ..haha... neva expect to be so easy... esp since the last time dive at hantu is a diaster...now i can effortlessly go down .. which is reali amazing... at the divesite the are also 2 koreans.. who are fucking funny!! on is a fat and a humpty dumpty look alike... he is sooo funny wuith all his crap englihs... theother is a muscleman who went to afghanistan for peacekeeping...he was one of the 305 koreans based in there... he told us.. everyday he was trained to kill!!...haha spot any suspect just whack...kill liao den talk...

i noe many methods that soldiers used to relieve their sexual desires, whichi s fucking funny some times.. like the navy,, they will catch octopus to suck thier dick.. so i ask the korean how h edeal woth it... OMG.. he told me the korean govt send them models to fuck!!!...WTF....WTF WTF...models to fuck?!!!! i ask him like 10 times if it's true.. n he swore his dick with it... OMG... i shd go volunteer to army for life!!!... WTH... SAF ARE U FUCKING HEARING THIS!!

Clark the shithole

As i have mentioned earlier., the shit place has been delayed n i have to roam around the shit town of Angeles, home of the US clark airbase... this is the place whereby the americans come out of the airbase n fuck... just like almost every other place where they have a military presence.... it gave me no surprise at all to see all the americans here are males... absolutely no females....

this is a perfect haven for sex tourism... i think a billion times better than bangkok though the latter is often referred as the sex capital of the east... filipinos have mix blood. mainly of spanish or american ... just imagine Maggie Q walking around teh streets..... isolated alone from the SEA AIDS counterpart of cambodia, burma, vietnam, thailand... n this shitplace realli serves nothing much except as a filippino geylang... todae i went out of the hotel in search for food n fucking hell!!! i walked for almost 20 mins n all the shit i see was bars, clubs, models ktv(a new phrase i must admit), gay clubs and 24-hr ASIAN massage with heaps of neon lights... no street stalls, no food.. nothing@@!!... it as almost as if u have to fuck a ger before u can have some food@@@!!!!!!... WTF!!!... end up bo bian have to take a ''jeep'' -- there is no bus.....there is no cabs either..just ''trishaws''(motorbikes with a shelter ) and the jeep... i ahve to go to a shooping mall whihc is almost a 10 mins ride to reach to have w/o extra services...

actually this shopping mall also chui one... todae is a SUNDAY!! but there is no crowds... not much angmohs also.. mainly locals... the shopping was horrible... so wulu brands that i think only mayb kampong malaysians will buy... cheap though.. the most exp jeans cost like 50SGD?? ...n there is nothing esle i can do!!!!! HELP@@@@@@@@@@!! WTF can i do in the next 6 hrs in this mall so i can have my dinner n get back to hotel!!!!... WTF can i do for 12 hrs in this shithole before i get back to watch Liverpool vs Arsenal.!!!!??!!!!

Cornflakes

thailand finally has its first riots after the elections!!... waiting for quite some time liao... the organizers realli not efficient... Chiang Rai got the first riots but not due to the election though... it's abt the shit low prices of corn....

it's freaking amazing wat thai ppl can come up with... ideas which realli amaze me... to protest against the low prices of corn n to deter ppl from using the road , they use corns to block the roads!!!... how fucking smart!!... thousands of corns spread across the whole road!! pls singapore garment can u have a look at how smart they are at deterring ppl from using the roads...???? put so many ERPs for fuck sia... still everyday kanna jam.. Cambridge Scholars vs Cornflakes Farmers... doesnt seem to me they are much smarter... the onli difference mayb is that the farmer earn less than half a million baht in their lifetime n the MPs earn abt 1 million a yr... next time want to deter ppl use the road, buy 1000s of kellog's cornflakes n zham on the CTE, PIE lor... sure no one will use the road one... becoz kiasu singaporeans sure flood there to pick up the free cornflakes n no one can drive through...

2 days ago i went for the Golden triangle!!... WAH LAN LEH...FUCKING FUCKING SCAM!!!... super scammy scam!!... go down there was expecting some opium flowers or plantation like those seen in andy lau movie n america gangster but GOT NOTHING!!!!... onli got 1 fucking smelly mekong river... even that i have to pay 300 baht to sit on it....WTF... if not i have to wait at 1 barrren land for 1 hr... damn fucking scammy... the worst thing is the boat brought us to this small fucking laos island that has NOTHING AGAIN!!!... all souvenirs shops!!... WTH.... n we have to pay 20 baht ''bribing'' fees to allow us to ''go'' to laos without passport.... fucking cheaters... so no opium, no druglord... onli a fucking smelly river that cost me almost 70SGD n a 8 hr bus ride..

incredible journey in thailand is coming to an end tml... where i will head to a fucking shit hole call clark... somehow this journey to phillipines is so full of diasters that i just dont feel like going anymore... but aileen already booked everything for me already... sibe paiseh not to go... hope everything turns out fine... gng to a SPA now(those w/o happy ending)... the thai gers here are realli fucking hot... but too bad.. as the saying goes, '' if u open up the thai gers' legs, u open urself to fucking heaps of diseases''.... there is a reason why there is so many monks...

the red wave

the new PM is out!!..as expected, it's pro-yellow, pro-rich PM... has a fucking dumb name.. called mr pepsi or something like dat...

my guesthouse owner stella just donated a huge sum of money to the protesters to take bus from chiang mai down to bangkok... apparently determined to make it the biggest thailand ever seen ... honestly though i dont realli like protests, esp those that would destroy the airport ...those fucking stupid ppl... but when u look at the previous protest, it's bloody obvious that it's an organised crime by those fuckig rich bastards.... imagine 8 days of food for 8000 ppl!!... that would be hundreds of tonnes of food!!!!!! water, hp chargers and even massage for all the protestors!!... n the loss of pay leh?? where they can afford??.. u are toking abt thailand leh... not some rich europe western country!!... where does the fucking money come from??@@!!... seriously i hate the yellow ... bloody tossers n bad losers... keep losing the election den go protest say the ppl who vote are stupid beccause they didnt study enough... hey stupid idiots, are u saying ur moms,dads, grandparents are are fucking idiots?!!...

leaving for BKK on the 20th morning... i m not too sure WTF cebu is doing.. it's the most scary airline.. they can bastardly delay flights like changing underwear... n since my mum paid cash in the head office and neva provide email, there is fucking no way i can noe if they have delay their flights... i hate this!!.. fuck Cebu... seriously it is what its name suggested.. Cebu== dead woman!!

chiang mai

i seriously dunno what m i thinking.... after a crazy.. literally butt busting road trip down from siem reap to bangkok, i embark on a equally sicko trip from bangkok to chiang mai on a fucking train!!.... 14 hrs plus 14 hrs.... i have barely enuff time to have my dinner in between... n 28 hrs of travel!!!.... gd experience though... met an uncle who i think is fucking rich... got a driver to fetch them around in bangkok.....

the road trip down from siem reap down to bangkok is not take disgusting leh... unlike what most ang mohjs said it to be... mayb i have been worse... or mayb the ang mohs are more ah gua than the ba poks in thailand.. it's fucking long thouihg... my butt almost burst and i have to switch my seating to concentrate the ''power'' to different parts of the butt at different intervals to prevent it from exploding... at the border of Piopet , it is also0 not that bad leh... only one fucker cambodian or thai little child tried to stuick her finger into my pocket n i caught her in the act.. but inside got nothing lar... onli 1 stupid receipt for my bus....WRONG TARGET GER... next time go target some stupid ang mohs can?

chiang mai train ride is much easier.... huge seats, ,gd beds... the onli downside is the sighting of a teenager cockroach roaming around my seat... but the devoted buhddist uncle sitting opposite me refused to kill it.. so i let the matter rest... he keep telling me of his buhddist teachings and denouncing jesus... but i was to tired to indulge into a debate of religion... whatever man... to each his own... seriously the only way we could know which is truely true is when we die rite? but when we die, does it really matter anymore?

now in the chiangmai's MBK shopping mall... almost like a Takka... i m pretty sure it's opened by a Singaporean.. just like the fantastic backpackers i m staying now.... there's a UOB and a kopi tiam like food court.... plus the toilet seats no water spray to spray ur ass... All buhddists and muslims need to spray ass after shitting to be considered clean.. n the toilets doesnt have it here... but it's fucking clean, security tight... the whole design is really like far east and takka combined...they even have a band downstairs playing xmas songs all day long...

long live the King JJ

Angkor Wat

reached cambodia for abt 3 days already... pretty gd place honestly... but things are not as chaeap as expected...a meal here copst abt 4usd... unless ueat the street food.... which cost u 2 USD as a tourist price...it's my first leg of the trip so i have to eat pretty food...

ysd and todae wentto the angkor wat.... it was FUCKING awesome.... just like most of the ang mohswho went to it also... didnt managedto go for the sunsetor sunrise... sunrise because i have topay 3 bucks more and sunset becoz i simply cant last form 7am to 7 pm walking up n down heaps n heaps of temples that sems to be exactly the same to me....

ysd lunch was fucked up... FUCKING fuckedup!!!!!!!!!.... damn fucking angry my tuk tuk driver drove me there... fucing obvious he is getting a free lunch or at a fucking huge discount.... the restaurant menu is full of ''time to kill this stupid idiot tourist '' price... CCB!!... the freshly ''sqeeze u to ur pits squeak'' orange juhice cost a massive 3.20 SGD!!!..spring ''mr robert goh'' rolls cost 7sgd for fucking 4 piece... worse than brisbane price... and a plate of fucking small maggi me with 3 pieces of chicken is 7 SGD... sexy huh?! n i ahveto eait almost for almost 30 mins before anything arrived...

tml i m going to bangkok... seemingly through the famous hellish ride from siem reap... it is often referred as the worst ride in SEAsia which onli 40 or 60 kms but will take a fucking 6 hrs!!... 10kmper hr????... icould take the easy way out by just flying over... but WAH LAU how can i fucking missthis ride!!!.... experience of a life time man!!!... the lorry ride up the yong yap mountain was bad... the 18hr ride from Hoi an to Hanoi was gay... now a new challedge arrives!!!....

changmai here i come!!!.. seriously i realli want to contact Donna but somehow she is gone!!... hope she's not affected by the stupid thai riots

begining of a journey

in 5 hrs time, i leaving on a journey that is the longest so far...46 days solo trip to the cambodia, thailand, phillipines and taiwan.. not exactly solo lar... coz i m meeting winnie in taiwan... things are getting messier and messier...

thailand , needless to say is the worst of the lot... the roits before and the riots that are soon to be is a bloody fucking nuisance .... if they delay my flight or even worse... failed to let all tourists out of the ucking country, all my travel plans are SCREWED... but also becoz of the riots, i have the money to stay at a 3.5 star hotel instead of a cheap backpackers... now the price almost drop to half price for all the hotels and it's just 36 bucks!! n to mention the clothes n stuff i can buy there at a cheap price.....

i m taking a plane call SEAIR for internal flights in phillipines from clark to boracay.... n it's nicknamed ''flying coffins'' by the locals.... thanx for that aileen for telling me AFTER i booked the flights... it's damn gay to sitsuch shit airplanes...... i got experience in those shitty planes before.... Laos airline, Vanuatu air and now this... they neva fail to force me to pray to jesus for safety...

hopefully everything will be fine.... n God bless JJ

A suay thing must happen

it seems like if a trip doesnt have some shit events, it doesnt realli count as a Jay's trip!!.... KNNNNNNNNNNNNNKNKNNNNNNNN!!!!... of all the fucking ships in the world, the cruise i was embarking on have to save some fucking idiots who are stranded in the fucking pacific.... like WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!.. what are the fucking chances of that??... i fucking huge cruise of more than 4k of ppl go n rescue a bloody 5 men sailors... n of all ships, it just nice have to be our ship ? n thanx for that , the whole cruise itinerary changes as we are fucking delayed for 24 hrs!...

so now we do not get to travel to vanuatu n lifou islands.... which is a bloody shame.... it suppose to be the 2 most beautiful locations in the whole trip n it's bloody gone.. i have been to vanuatu before liao la so not much of a loss for me , but for mei, jess n ray, it's a huge huge huge loss....

we do get to noumea of new caledonia though.... BUT IT WAS CRAP!!!!!!!! it's like a third world nation with a first world price..... can u imagine a MACDONALDS BURGER, without ANY meal cost u 9AUD!!! 9 fucking bucks for a burger??!!! the only place i saw that kind of fucking price is in Swiss airport ... WTF la.... the whole city is dirty n disgusting n old... n yet they charge 9 bucks for a burger...?? ray bought a bowl of beef noodles for a whopping 20 bucks...... i was pretty hungry too... but freaking 20 bucks for some noodles at a KOPI tiam at the most lousy location in the city ....

nevertheless, the trip was pretty fun!.. the amount i paid for the trip even without the 2 places are simply worth it just for the services alone... the crew realli looked in to the smallest detail for the passengers and were always smiling.... the food was fantastic!! buffets for breakfast n lunch.... Fine dining for dinner... and everyday there's plays for u to watch!...some interesting stuff like the Art auctions are also there... gym , jazzcuzi , swimming n unlimited room service... 6 nites for a whopping 500 plus!!...

DONE!

all exams are gone for 1 day already.. but that 1 day seems soooo sooo long n it's damn shiok!.. oh well not that shiok todae...

i was suppose to go caboolture todae to see the oldies town which is reali cool ..but i cant find my road directory !!!... WTF is it?!... so i just chiong into the website , get the written directions n chiong there... but if u fail to plan, u plan to fail!!! KNN... we got fucking lost for 2 hrs!!... n end up detouring back to brisbane... shit

it realli helps if there no one at the back who kpkb , everytime i make a wrong turn or move , he will keep pouring cold water on u n it realli fucking piss me off...it's not as if i want to be lost lar!..KNN.. just shut ur mouth if u hav nothing gd to say...me n dylan were like getting more n more pissed n dulan over the map n all he does was giving some sarcastic remarks...

seriously i m usually pretty fine with those remarks...but when u are pissed n dulan n someone else down there onli noes how to kp, u noe there's a huge problem... i m always a firm believer of no-politics friendship... esp among guys... i absolutely hate it... eh we are guys leh... can u dont toi toi mo mo backstab ppl?!... just say it out lar...u not happy , shoot it out... dont be a ahgua ahgua.. like dat how sianzzz

i m having a durian party this sunday nite!!!... n monday i m flying off to sydney... life's getting better i hope... this exam period has been fucked up n i m fucking glad life's back to normal... 1st dec is the huge day now... if i fail , dat's it ... byebye to the Carebear nation

BIG 3

all the big three gone!... wat a fucking relief..... finally back to normal life again... where there is no guilt which grey's anatomy, private practise, house, heroes, fringe, terminator n just chilling out...

not too sure if i pass my visual not... that andrew zele realli live up to his fucker name.... it appears that all andrews are fucked up... Andrew in my secondary sch is a fucking bastard, one andrew in SMU also fucked up.... in brisbane there is 1 andrew in the church grp that is siao siao one... 2 andrews in my faculty who are fucked up...

speaking of names...haha... i realli think a name will realli have a huge impact on ur first impression... like a name like Silvia or Britney makes u think they are sexy even though u neva see them before... i remember this event when i was in JC... there is a game whereby ur senior class will write to the junior class... call the angel-mortal game ...n u will onli get to write to the opposite sex... den i got some funny name call bee hoon or bee sth ....cant remember... n chee you got a name call Fiona..fiona leh... fiona xie... huge boobs ,cute voice come to my mind den i insist on changing with him....hahah... somehow i dunno why he change with me.... den fucking end up fiona is an indian! i dont mean to be a racist here but fiona xie look-alike and an india do have nothing much in common!!... n the bee hoon is the hottest chick in that class!!... OMG i totally stunned... n the worst thing is chee you sabo me n tell her how he got her as his angel....hahahaha...how embarrassing !!!..

shit do come in lumps

ok this is seriously one of the most pressurizing shit of my life.... almost as bad as the a levels... at least A-lvls u got a few mths to prepare if u noe u are fucked up... but in uni ... U ARE FUCKED!!!...

i just cant memorize the freaking incredible amount of info i realli fucking pissed off with myself... WTF is wrong wif me!!!... has army made me stupid or wat.... HOW CAN I NOT MEMORISE THEM>>!!!!!!!!!! o levels n a levels .u need mayb a few days to finish 1 subject n now i need a few days to finish 1 topic!!... WTFWTFWTF...

i realli cant fail this or esle i m fucked... i cant take any subject next yr , which means i have to camp back in singapore for the next 1/2 yr(good or bad??!!)....n of course the fucking embarrassing shit of being with jessica in the same class.... damn it .... THAT IS SHIT.... n asking the ppl for formal report .... THAT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!....

when u go to toilet, u dont expect all the shit to come at 1 lump... u expects lumps of them together!!!... that stupid old jikok peh uncle stole my clothes!!... WTF... he said someone put there to sun for ages n no one collects it so he went n took it n WEAR IT... OMFG... does he have a fucking brain or wat...he not onli took 1, he took 4 of my t-shirts n 1 of my towel!!... WTF is he thinking... some fucking pervert who took ppl clothes home n smell them?!!..... he still have the face to wear my t-shirt in front of me!!.. forget it.. i dont want them back either... coz he has some funny skin diseases that had his skin pop up alot of pimples... like those AIDS kind.. so take it as i gave it to salvation army...

this wk has been shit... i cant study at all... info just cant get into my brain... WTF are u doing my brain... TIME TO WAKE UP

Dou Ji Yan aka Lazy Eye

ysd had a gathering wif minister teo and an indian lady MP call Indranee Rajah... n i fucking underdressed again!...

i went to the hotel in a shirt and normal pants lor... i think shd be fine wat since it's only a small dinner buffet.... BUT WTF... everyone go there wear tie and suit!!!.... only the waiters dont wear suit...SHIT... as if it's not bad enough, Kok Wee of the PM office asks all the presidents of the clubs to welcome Minister Teo Chee Hean at the front door!... OMG... ferdie and andrew foo all have suits n i looked like a lame waiter...

but he is damn nice though.. allowing us to take photos with him rounds after rounds like he is some koala bear... realli lor... everyone swarm to take photo wif him, n he just stand there, smiling and standing still for more than 30 mins!... incredible!...i feel so bad for him!! even koalas cant stand still that long... amazing .... super nice guy.. muz be cursing us when he got back to hotel...

i think i failed my subjective refraction practical exam... damn!!.... that bastard A C.a.r.k .e.e.t(done so he wont accidentally google n see this entry).... gave me a fucking high cyl!! n of all ppl chose Holly as my patient!... she has some weirdo eyes that even her optom have trouble with... DAMN DAMN DAMN...no wonder what i do , i cant get any reasonable response... i was like totally stunned by what i have done in the mid of the exam but i act normal n anyhow give the axis... shit i m fucked...

Ah shuang became damn pissed off with some of the ppl in our class esp anny the bunny n gang... shuang took the effort to go uni and scan the last yr copies to all of us and found out that anny they all have it already n not sharing!!.. ok where is that Carebear attitude?!!

Carebears

brisbane is full of nice nice angmohs... n i specially mention ang mohs, asians (me included) are really super kiasu , kiasi and die die dont let ppl take any little advantage out of us....

today is the 3rd time i receive a free parking coupon from an ang moh who drove out of the car park n pass me her daily parking ticket!... they are seriously how nice lar... n when u parallel park, they REALLI will wait down there like some idiots .... i mean REALLI REALLI WAIT THERE... even if u takes horribly long.... OMG... imagine u do that in Geylang... u will get fucked if u cant park in 10 secs... YES FUCKED!!!!!!... even when i park outside the prata place near my hse i also kanna horned for parking for than 10 secs...n also when i illegal u-turn, ppl actually brake for me to u-turn!!...WTF??!?!!!........ Ppl here also put newspapers in the bus or train to let the next passenger read after they are done... HOW NICE!!!... in singapore u buy newpaper or ST, finish liao , die die also bring home to WRAP VEGIE!!!

hahahah... it realli makes me think that i m living in the world of CAREBEARS... where everyone loves everyone n everyone helps everyone... how nice!!... i kinda like brisbane now ... not as dull as it seems to be... go everywhere also can find ppl who would help... just like the world of carebears....

I want to be a Care Bear
Oh it’ll be so great when I’m a Care Bear
I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I want to be a Care Bear like you… You do?

I’d be like Funshine and make the sun shine
I’d have a heart live Love-a-lot
I’d be like Wish Bear and always be there
We’d be the luckiest bears in Care-a-lot

I want to be a Care Bear and fill the world of love
To be a Care Bear is what I’m dreaming of
We’d make a great pair
We’ll stick together through and through… like glue
I don’t want to be a cook or a fireman
Don’t want to play trombone in a marching band

I just want to be a Care Bear like you
Just want to be a Care Bear

prac time

next thursday is my prac exam!.. fucking fast... everytime during prac class i always fool around n now i m paying for it... SHIT

n exams are around the corner abt 1 wk after the prac n seriously this time is FULL ON!... last yr i can still slack slack slack coz if i fail i can jolly well fuck care brisbane n fly back to SMU... but now too late le!! half the course is done n i die die have to continue this shit...

winnie has gone back to taiwan and now it goes back to the stone age in my room... clothes are washed fortnightly if not at all, papers and towels are everywhere... have to cook my own food or spend heaps dining out... ARGH!!!

life's fucking hectic but i have to entertain one of the biggest n most powerful minister to come to brisbane... our beloved MR TEO CHEE HEAN.... seriously i hope he would come at a better time... come at 1 wk before the exams... luckily this time i dont need to organise any shit... just need to have a gathering dinner with him...

this is fucking GAY GAY GAY!!!... have to pass all those shit before i can set off for my holis!!... everything have been planned nicely liao... 17- 20th nov : sdyney....22-29th nov Cruise to new caledonia, fiji and vanuatu.....9th dec-31 dec : cambodia, thailand, philippines....1st Jan : taiwan.... 3 feb : EPIC ROADTRIP FROM DARWIN TO ADELAIDE!!! woohoo... exciting times ahead if i fucking pass this shit.... GOD BLESS JJ....

the shooting arrow AGM

long time since i update liao... school has been sick man!... i think the workload now is comparable to SMU liao... with all the clinic work and patients follow up... n all the screwed up reports i have to research on... n now i m elected as the president of singapore students association of my uni...

todae i was invited to the AGM of the Queensland Chinese Forum as my club got 1 vote to elect the new president... the person who drove me there said there will be a treat of intense battle of wits and political tension in the boardroom later... n HOW FUCKING RIGHT IS HE MAN!..

the huge boardroom is filled with ah peks and aunties.. the onli young ones are me n the UQ president ...it's super professional... everyone sits on the kind of chairman chair n there is a kopi-boy there to serve us drinks n photocopy stuff... then there is a guy who came out to speak abt the amendment of the constitution that kind of stuff, TOTALLY NOT TAT KIND of election or AGM i have seen in QUT or SMU... n freaking sibe political...

Everyone there smile at each other but behind the back, everyone is stabbing everyone , trying to outguess n outwit everyone...every word they spoke seems like a bloody arrow... seriously i feel like a small prawn in a pool of lobsters !!...the aura there is sibe imposing... all of them are rich biz ppl driving mercedes n bmws and i m such an idiot who thinks this forum is like for fun one... i just wear a jumper n jeans n EVERYONE wears suit n tie... even the kopi-boy wears a long-sleeve shirt with a vest...honestly speaking, it was a damn fucking eye-opener

every motion they said had to be seconded by someone n every association gets to 1 vote.. damn professional... n everyone is in cliques (except me of course)... the guy who i voted to tells me that deals are made underneath the table to make sure he gets the votes needed... but in the end somehow everyone turned against him!!... OMG... HOW MUCH BACKSTABBING IS THERE>?!!!.... this is wat u call the REAL WORLD POLITICS!!... u neva know who's ur foes and friends n fucking thank god i m onli a small prawn... the guy wanted me to be the assistant secretary someone if he got elected... nei nei... wanna sabo me... put in the firing line...

it has been a huge eye-opener man... i think i learn more abt politics , backstabbing and kill with a smile tactics in that AGM that i have EVER seen in my life

oh he's cute ,not that kind u see in singapore

juz got back from Cairns!!... OMG.. u will not believe how backwards it is!.. i tot it's an very advanced city with tons of jap babes around....only the latter part was right ...

so far in aussie i have only been to Sydney, some parts of NSW, gold coast, melbourne and of course brisbane so i was thinking'' oh so aussie not that backward la''....... OMG they are not kidding when they say'' Only Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are the REAL cities''.... in cairns, u hardly see ANY high rise buildings... kinda weird for a city of its stature.. Winnie told me Perth and other places are worse...OK..........no wonder OPSM is offering almost 10grand per mth just for us to work in perth,darwin or adelaide...! seriously now i know how gd city life is... really... in Singapore, u take for granted that an ambulance will come almost immediately after dialing 995... in the bloody suburbs, i doubt u can EVER get medical help in time...since mayb the whole town only has 1 or 2 doctors... n tat's nuts! even in brisbane , u go to E n E, u may take hrs juz to see the doc! WTF rite?!

aniwae luckily i went to cairns n going fiji tomolo that i escape the responsibility of catching the bloody fucking rat that appear in my kitchen.... RAT leh RAT!!! fuck man!! neva in my life have i seen or even expect such a situation... juz imagine 1 day u open ur cardboard n the bloody fucking rat is chewing ur clothes and its pee and shit in ur underwear and u dunno n wear them!...''YUM YUM YUM, ur clothes are delicious and ur underwear are great toilet bowls:) ''
disgusting rite...bought some rat posion that look like some cheese to bait that bastard(n hopefully only bastard, not bastards) out ...n thank god i m not the one who's gona clear the carcass... to think Fabian even tot it's cute ..''OH the rat is very small only... not like those u see in Singapore kind leh....quite cute in fact''...OMFG... i almost faint when i heard that...

*lastest news!... juz 5 mins ago , we found out where the fuck that dickhead lives already!... it lives in our oven and stove!! OMG. HOW THE FUCK HE GET IN THERE! n he has been living there for ages!! which means all his shit n pee all inside... i already put 2 'cheese'' near his nest... hopefully he grabs them and hopefully he's the only one around...