DRIVING PENIS

saw one of the worst driver i haf seen... a lady(why m i not surprise) driver driving out of a car park today... a few ppl walked in front of her car so she REVERSED!! how stupid can u get... den she almost knocked the few ppl walking behind her car... den she MOVED FORWARD!!! ... n nearly knocked down the new batch of ppl walking in front of her car... i tink den she finally cooled down n stopped the car... but as soon as she stops the car, ppl juz walked across the carpark entrance from the front n the back of her car... end up she cant move an inch for almost a min... haha....juz like a penis during sex... in n out, in and out and it finally stopped...... she is seriously as bad as u can get , even worse than the lady drivers in Singapore who need a pathetic 5 mins to parallel park n cause mini traffic jams...

todae had a subway lunch... randomly sat beside an middle-aged angmoh n toked to him... he is a surveyor in the government office... calling up youths who has came out of school and ask them what are their plans n what they are currently doing... he told me there are some interesting ppl who went for a snowboarding road trip down USA and snowboard in every single state in the states even there are no snow, they will juz snowboard down the stairs n stuff... some potential docs became deep sea diver instructors , some juz went europe or s.america doing crazy stuff... that is soooo cool... he himself also travels ard the world in a cruise before when he was young.... Aussies are realli fun ppl.. mostly dun care too much abt work, study, they jz wanna haf fun, haf experience in their lives , not like most singaporeans ... who study, den work, get married wif ur uni bf or gf, haf babies, work ur way up to the top, grow old, earn money to pay off ur hse ,car and kids, n end up too old to even haf sex in rome , venice or paris or visit peru and morocoo...

during the easter break , i wanted to join this ship program ... u guys can check it up.... http://www.alvei.de/ .... u basically can be part of the crew n travel ard the pacific islands ... i tot i could juz join for a wk or 2... but end up the whole thing lasted for abt a yr!!... i bet it will be reali fun if there is a chance to join... imagine... u haf a chance to actually experience the life of the pirates like those in pirates of the Caribbean!!! ... too bad it's gone now.. wonder if they would come back to brisbane 1 day...

went for the weekly session of EPL watching wif william last nite... that Manure won eveton 4-2 despite being 2-0 down n chelsea drew.. damn,, manure gonna win the title... later we went to the casino n i gambled there for the first time...saw Adam , his hk friends n babes and also some of my singaporean soccer mates... u guys must be tinking they are there to gamble do u ?? NO they are not... all of them are there to drool at this freaking hot blonde dealer at the blackjack table...haha.. the scene was so funny.. her table was literally surrounded by guys n as soon as they changed the dealer, the whole crowd gone... it reminds me of last yr at SMU sports fiesta when rebecca lim played in the floorball game... no one was at the floorball area until she came, den suddenly it was soo packed that u can even move!...

after the gambling sessions i decided to share my love wif william who lost 200 bucks on dices... i gonna treat him to some chinese food with the miserable 25 bucks i won but end up the restaurant is closed... den we decide to go to the strip club next to it!.. haha... first time in a strip club in brisbane...it's pretty cheap too... juz 7 bucks.. the ladies are extremely professional ... n i mean EXTREMELY... they can spin ard the poles n climb up there like a monkey den they strip topless while hanging at the top... den they will come come to ur table n bend down n shake their boobs... but seriously i m not aroused ... i m not easily aroused by woman that i m not emotionally involved in and most of them are not realli fantasic.. gd bods but ugly... 1 ger even look like a 40-yr-old auntie( mayb not look like, mayb she is)...n i remember her name is judith...yucks... strippers that looked like jessica alba in Sin City are rare... noe this guy called George in the club... he is an American n he tells us how do the strippers in the states work.. the americans strip down to EVERYTHing while the aussies here juz strip topless... he even showed us how he tip the strippers in the states...he rolled an american bill n put it in his mouth... den the stripper will use their pussy n '' clamp'' it out...

ANGEL

saw a couple of realli nice tattoos on the net... tattoos of angels... i haf been tinking abt it since after JC... but didnt realli see any suitable ones n i cant do it in army... i haf been tinking of doing the first angel on my back these days..

hmmm...shd i ? tink my mom will freak out... esp it's an angel ... not a guanyin or some buddha...

still studying in the library at this time.... damn sianzz... i seemed to forget everything i learnt abt chem in jc....n no matter how i read them again , i cant remember anything....

everyone now seems to get attached ... Ken juz got attached and so is Andy and Victoria and now it's tat ger i msned ysd( cant reveal the name in case she doesnt wan anyone to noe but the Smux ppl shd noe).... it's kind of affecting me....

i dont like hafing a gf seriously.... i mean what happens if u find the wrong ger... ?? like u realise he or she is not the one after a while but u cant get out of the cycle already.... u are used to hafing him or her studying wif u, taking the bus wif u, going home wif u,watching movies wif u... n coming out fo the cycle means u are alone again... n losing sth u owned n so close to u is hard to bear... n finally u saw someone who might suit u, but u cant juz ditch the ex n juz ask her to fuck off somewhere esle...u will lose a close friend ... go chase the other ger n risk losing everything, especially the company u once sooo enjoyed( and dat's doesnt include the relentless insults of bastard or bitch for the ditched party's friends)... mutual friends haf to choose sides too...

i m officially haven been in a relationship for abt 1 yr ( i cant rememebr the exact date me n florence break up)... n yes i do miss the feeling during this time when everyone is getting attached... but there is no ger for me to chase!!... no ger right now right here interests me enuff to move a step further... n where i going to be is very much uncertain.... this uncertainy is really pissing me off... it has been a yr n this uncertainy has prevented me from trying to move a further step wif many gers... sometimes uncertainty is great, coz u can be excited by the surprises that comes wif it... but too much of it is BAD...

SMU haven gif me any reply yet... n David told me not to gif up optometry... it's teh best course n the hardest course in the country.... n onli the OP1 students do it so this is a chance i shdnt missed! n the advantages of getting the degree is too much to discuss... YES I NOE !!! but 4 yrs of crap shit n a simply lifeless class n school is making me sicker every single day... mayb smu is too lively compared to here.. all teh chances to exchange overseas, smux , trekking n of course the much much prettier gers and fun ppl ... plus teh fact that i haf my own car n space and my beloved food is realli tempting..and also SOccer and mahjong ... REALLI REALLI TEMPTING...

chelsea vs liverpool tonite at 530 am.... shd i watch it?? CHEM is impt but so is LIVERPOOL...

Chasing cars...

zhichao let me hear this song ysd.... i almost forget abt this until i heard it from his mp3.... n i kept listening to it the whole of ysd.... this is the song that makes me feel like doing sth different... something CRAZY... suddenly this tot came into my mind... i wanna fly to france n stay wif my aunt n work in a local small town bakery... where no one noes who u are n no one realli cares... and a whole lot of brand new crazy experience... or go peru or morocco or sth... move ard in camels in the desert...

this song is cursed ...seriously cursed.... everytime i hear it , i will repeat it at least a 100 times and made me juz wanna waste my time lying on my bed... literally doing nothing except to enjoy the music and haf some great wine.... this is realli not the time to slack , listen to emo music n waste time tinking of CRAZY things.... maybe after thursday i will.... Chem exam is bloody nearing n i M NOT DOING ANYTHING ABT IT!!

hmmm... maybe the tot isnt tat crazy and far-fetched after all... since i planning to go europe end of this yr... mayb i will realli stay there for a few more mths than planned n realli find some crazy job there.... SERiously!!.. ok den... time to brush up my crap n non-existence french ....

PISS

saw an ang moh juz now peeing at the near hungry jack's.... n his noticed me looking at him.... it wasnt intentional realli... but he was like fucking pissed off that i m looking at him n he kanned me.... haha... den i shouted some words in korean in anger ( not exactly korean...juz HO SAY NA HO) or rather pretend to be korean... ahha... he was kinda stunned n walked off after his piss....
tink they are rather scared of koreans after the Virgina Tech massarce... lucky there wasnt any koreans around or i m sure i m gonna get shot in my head for doing this....

i flicked a housefly off juz now... it was sneaking on my burger ...it was so bloody damn slow... like an bloody old aussie lady... so i conviently juz flick it away...haha.. i haf killed several houseflies this way already...

on my way to school, a bloody possum jumped out of the dustbin...!! n scare the shits out of me... that son of a bitch useless creature !!!! n i saw a bat dropped down the palm tree outside the state building... Possum n Bat .... bad combo.... bad sign for tonite??

Jazz festival

Tamy juz told me tat there is a jazz festival in the valley this wk.... juz nice i gonna finish my last exam on thursday! cool... probably we will go there on thursday.... tink it's pretty sweet of her to remember that i like jazz and go to the festival though she doesnt realli listen to jazz... nice music n red wine.... woo hoo!! mayb ask jess to go too... she likes blues n jazz too...

had my first soccer match wif random ppl at the gardens.... wah the brazilians are damn gd.... n i mean seriously gd.... they can dribble past everyone wif no one esle biz and totally dominate the game... in the end we had to separate them into 2 teams to haf a decent chance to playing... the french n koreans are pretty gd too... esp the koreans... they are crazy ppl ....realli... they run like dogs chasing every single ball... they realli do their best in everything they do.... even in massacre shooting....

MADE-IN-CHINA-NOKIA

ysd went to jimmy's on the mall to watch soccer wif adam, william , one more hk guy and 2 hk babes which i cant remember their names... the waiter is damn damn china-looking n blur and we haf to wait for our drinks for half an hr!! WTH.... seriously i m not sure if he realli understand wat we order.... n we cant help but giggle at him wif his stupid name...... guess wat's his dumb name is............... it's NOKIA!!! can u believe it?!! who the hell will name themselves after a mobile phone..... his brothers and sisters muz be called samsung or motorola or sth.... sorry man... not tat i wan to laugh at PRC but they are realli freaking disgracing themselves in Brissie...

u guys may think i m cooking up some stories, but i saw an amazing thing last nite!..... i saw someone who looked like ah heng in queen st mall !!! can u believe it??!!! n the amazing thing is he is also from China!!...jialing.... told u that u 2 looked sweet rite?... now i muz say u 2 definitely are a pair made in TIAN TANG( said in super-cheena accent).... seriously how can it be so qiao!!!.....

my goatee finally got some growth....ahahaha.... a few more wks n i tink it will be ready....

i realised i haf been bitching abt my down of luck recently... this is bad..

ysd went wif paul, serene and 1 more guy (which i cant remember his name)............ we had some great korean food!!... NSFF tradition carries on... the resturant is hidden at a small corner at a small basement near myer tower... it's somewhere u will neva go unless someone recommend...
but it's realli great food and pretty cheap at 9.50( by brisbane standards).......

heard abt wendy's past.... veri sad lar... she ended her 6 yr relationship wif her ex... they are even engaged!!!.....things happen when they came over here to study together n the guy likes someone else.... haizz... now she has to move out of the house they are living together... n apparently that guy brought the new ger home even before she moved out!! what an ass!.... well... these things happen and all we could do is greet them wif a smile....

my bedbugs wounds are finally recovering!! i complained a million times to the building manager that i refused to slp on my previous bed and finally they changed it... now i m slping on an old and low quality foam bed but it's betta than the bed-bugged king coil bed .... Andy says the new ones will come soon.... doubt it will be this mth lar... the aussies services are bloody slow!!! cant take it....

i sent an email to smu abt the problems i encountered.. like not able to contact me and also the interview dates... but the person told me it's ok !! juz give them my aussie hp no. and they will do a phone interview!! cool!!!.... tat's efficiency... something u will neva get in brisbane...!!!

seriously i dont noe what i will do if smu realli re-give me a place .... brisbane has been great city except for the bedbugs events... but i cant juz keep failing my tests( my anatomy test i flunked like mad...33%)... n if i haf to retain 1 bloody yr coz of it , i gonna leave... but i m gonna miss wendy,js they all n my recently-cleaned-spray-wif-aroma-white-sparkling-toilet-bowl

where is the luck

todae i had an urge to clean the toilet... cant stand the dirty sight of it......seriously i neva tot this day will come... i hate washing the toilet... it's practically useless coz after 1 more day of usage , it's dirty again... n i haf to wash it again... n during my BMT days i was kanna sabo to become the toilet IC i haf to clean n wash the toilet bowls n urinal area everyday that i swore i neva wanted to wash them again...

seriously recently everything tat i said that i didnt want to see them again appeared in front of me... chem, maths, weng seng, dirty toilet that i haf to clean , BEDBUGS.... hope things will be betta....

lady luck where are u??!!!!

the coldest joke this yr

juz remember a toopid joke my anatomy prof told us..... what is the body's funny bone?? .......





it's humerus!!!( the bone tat connects to ur biceps n triceps)....HAHAHA... tickle me pls....

Reading the anatomy textbk n seeing alot of naked woman showing me where their pectoralis major( breast/chest) and gluteus maximus (butt) are but i m TOTALLY not aroused.... maybe i m becoming gay ....haha.. ben where r u??

Return of the BB

bedbugs are back!! knn knn knn....!!! i seriously dont noe why they can still survive in the fucking room.... they shd go over to my fat neighbor's room instead... u guys will haf betta lives... he's fat , juicy n doesnt haf mortein!!! wat makes u crave for my meat so much ??!!! u son of bitches!!! another wk of fighting those bastards!

todae got back my bio test... i got 66% .... i was pretty happy until i saw the class average.... a whopping 87%!!!! 87 %........ i havent got tat kind of score since my primary school days seriously... i cant believe those aussies are so fucking gd.....someone even got full score!... it's too unbelievable.... i surveyed ard n apparently everyone gets betta than me except Anny.... seriously it's damn scary... all these OP1 students are seriously out of my league... they are not called top 1% of queensland for bullshit.... n i flunked my Anatomy test todae... out of 50 qns i can onli answer 7 qns.... i nid a miracle to even pass it and i m not expecting any miracle from god since i haven been to church for 1 mth...

my suay luck is cfmed 2 days ago... when in the lift we are gossiping abt Weng Seng.... Tamy told us not to tok so loud in case he hears it... Garangly i exclaimed '' aiya dont be scared lar... we wont be so unluc.....'' before i can finish my sentence, the lift door opens n he was standing right in front... i too stunned for words... den he tapped on my shoulder n said,'' dont worry i heard everything....'' i completely stunned to tink of any response ,let alone excuses.....but it's gd lar... now i dont nid to pretend to be friendly to him... entertaining his crap is a chord.....

the top 3 pest of brisbane city

2nd runner-up: the ibis

nicknamed'' the holy bird''... ibises are found almost everywhere in brisbane , even in schools canteen ... they are fucking huge and dirty for a bird ... they feed on rubbish n often steals food from human... u can turn ur head n tok to ur friend wif ur burger on the other side n in a few seconds they will be stolen by the fucking irritating birds.... the worse of all is u cant hurt them or kill them... they are protected birds of this city n u will get fined or even jailed for touching them....





the runner-up: the possums

nicknamed ''the hybrid''... possums are often found rubbish bins in the garden, they consume on rubbish and haf fun scaring gers jogging or walking to school ... they haf extremely low intelligence and could scare off at nite wif a stomp of ur foot or wif ur miserable hp light....
they recently nearly killed someone when they are so stupid enuff to jump on the electrical cable lines from a tree n electrocuted themselves and its body dropped down n nearly killed someone walking....tok abt killer litter!





the champion: Weng Seng

nicknamed ''THE GUY'' ...he is damn well-known in brisbane ...apparently now people of the international students society people hates him after in front of them he said that all ang moh guys are here to get into gers' pants and scare ppl in unilodge by knocking on ppl's doors and eavesdropping ppl outside their door... this asshole almost causes me to lose my key!! one nite my neighbor knocked my door to tell me i left my key outside but i tot the person who knocked is him n i neva opened it... lucky she noes my no. n gave me a call... Weng Seng has an amazing power call '' annoy missile'' once he sees u, u will be locked on by his missile and u are gonna get annoyed for at least half an hr wif his rubbish and crap...his annoying, irritating presence ,together wif his ability to scare ppl wif his looks n behavior makes him a worthy champion

liverpool

these 2 days i m super tired... dinners followed by clubbing , followed by champions league football has taken its toll....... i woke up at 4 pm for the few days... den go for dinner den clubbing den watch soccer...

ysd went for a little pub at westend.... john's gf told me walk from city to west end is onli a few bus stops... end up the journey takes me 45 mins !!!... i cant remember the last time i walk for 45 mins in the city.... it suppose to be a Singapore party.... but there arent any special singaporean stuff except for the discounted Tiger beer........

got to noe some new ppl.. mel n melissa... the whole nite they were haunting my specs... keep taking it to take pics.... john n jess keep pushing melissa to me n even say if i wan they can help me...wth.. i dun nid a gf n do not wan one now!! i haf to repeat this 1000 times alr ...( although i admit i dun mind hafing a ger washing my clothes n cook n pack my room,etc...haha) .......recently alot of my friends keep introing me gers n said the same things... kind of getting irritated.....melissa is quite chio though.. will post some pics when i get them from jess...

N SOOOOOOOOOOOOO suay weng seng was there!!! i cant believe it... he actually went pubbing!! see him bo bian haf to talk to him den he came over to join us since he was alone... den end up my whole grp get kind of weird as all of them dun like him n the things he tok are realli crappy.... oh yar the theme of the nite was geek nite... n he's a natural, dont even nid to dress up.... n he somemore toopidly took a shopping bag to pub!!! (shopping bag is the plastic bag the aunties hang over their shoulders when they go shop at the wet market...)...... how toopid can a person gets... seriously....

when it's time to go home, they all sabo me to walk home wif weng seng alone! damn.... since i m the onli one who stays in the same building wif him.... the 45 mins walk home was torturous ... he keeps toking n toking non stop abt rubbish n whining abt his work..

waited a few hrs for the ac milan n bayern match to start...damn tired alr but i wan to noe abt the liverpool match n noe they are safely in the semi's....

anatomy n chem exams are coming but i haf absolutely no motivation to study!!! damn... 3 days more ...
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no more sdyney

the act cute victoria


me,wendy, andy , pauline ( does she looks abit like shu qi??)

wendy ,js, andy and ME

willaim pangsehed at the last moment, saying he forget to include his friend who is flying over to sydney from melburne... super pissed off... but nvm lar... actually i also not veri too keen. in the trip lar... monday nite come back is realli a bit too late... too many things to settle on the easter break....

went clubbing on thursday nite instead ... cool man... went cesar's again ... but this time wif JS , WENDY , ANDY N his victoria.... we drank alot alot before we went... n js was shagged when he went there... we even order more long island tea, beer and jack daniels... super duper boozy nite.... i was kinda dizzy n i remembered i kan some korean gers coz they cant tok gd english... haha.... andy they are were saying what the hell i m doing .. seriously i m not sure wat i did tat day... an ang moh was trying to pick up wendy but she was pushing him away but he keeps smooching her...

i ended up on a crouch n toking to random ppl sitting beside me... i remember toking to a singaporean and continue to scold some koreans (sorry man .. juz like weiping, i fucking dualn koreans, they cant speak english n keeps mumbling in korean in groups) ... seriously i tink i m super lucky not to get beat up... or rather mayb they cant listen to english n didnt noe i m actually scolding them...haha....

we went for movie on easter friday... the movie 300 at south bank cinema... it was a bloody crap show seriously.. the persians are fucking gayish looking n the asians in the movie are portrayed as some weirdos or sth... the plot was veri predictable n crappy.. the onli gd pt are the hot babes i n the movie...

todae was serene's bday and wendy cooked a huge pot of curry fish head for us all ... great meal man... so long since i ate home cooked food n it's my favourite fish head curry......now it's 8 but i m still full from the curry....

n one last thingy.... i reapplied for SMU...ok it's damn dumb ... but i juz reapplied online juz in case i realli realli dont like it here or i haf to retain to continue optometry... heard that the retain rate for optometry is pretty high... hope all goes well... or mayb smu reject the application den i dont nid to tink so much after all....

sdyney !!

priscelia chan



Dr Jay and Anny the bunny


todae william cfmed that we are travelling to sdyney on thursday midnite!! cool!!... my first road trip in aussie land... it will be a 12 hrs ride there ... not sure how the arrangements on the driving though coz most of his friends are too busy to discuss n i juz finished my mid-terms for bio n maths..... will be back on monday midnite...

juz took a pic wif Anny ... suddenly i feel tat she looks like priscilla chan ...for those ang moh pai ppl...she is a tcs actress...

didnt blog abt my poker nite on SAt... me n joel went to alvin hse which is in west end ... large hse but abit old... played abt 5 hrs of poker n lost abt 5 bucks... thanx to the incredible luck of Min, a korean... he is damn lucky... there was a few times i got 2 pairs(tubs)... n he got 3 of a kind!! n when i got full hse, he got 4 of a kind... YES.. u saw it rite ...4 of a kind...!... how suay can u be... we finished at abt 1am n joel tot he wld be a gentleman n send the swedish ger , Elin home... haha... how bad a mistake was tat!!.... she lived in zone 5 ( the dist is abt from pasir ris to jurong)... actually not tat far lar... 20 mins if travel from the highway.... but we got lost!!! ... plus it is middle of the nite n we cld ask no one...got a junction we followed veri closely but still got lost!! ....den ed up we discovered that the dumb aussies put the wrong road name!!! how dumb can they get....we ended up 4 hrs on the streets n return home abt 5 am...!!

so happy that i finish my bio exam n slacked for 2 days.... still haf the terrible anatomy and chem to go.... anatomy i haf to memo the position of 260 bones , 150 muscles and almost all the 100 veins n arteries of the body....

hunchback of Unilodge

wang seng is a weird-looking 35+ yr old singaporean guy. he is currently studying masters of urban planning in QUt.. n he lives in unilodge...

bloodly hell , this guy is fucking weird... i swear he is an bloodly old weirdo in spore who creeps ppl out... n for a 35 yr old guy who doesnt haf a gf before and still living wif his mom is realli pretty pathetic n scary honestly... he looks like a little mouse n haf a little hunch back( like hunchback of Notre Dame) and he looks ard like some predator when he was standing... freaking scary...

we juz had some bobo cha cha made by wendy at the common lounge at 4th floor... andy, victoria, tamy,js, wendy ,claudia, paul, jess,wan were there for the desert... we neva invited wing seng to it... but SO SUAY he was there for his laundry!!! he saw us but we purposely neva go ask him come n pretend not to see him... den he keeps walking in the corridor !! and took a peek at us all the time , anyhow ''asking'' us to invite him... wendy see him like tat, bo bian haf to ask him to sit down wif us... we end up feeling veri weird n we ended the gathering after a while...

he asked Tamy if he could come to her room to see her room since they are living in the same floor.... tamy was shocked n stunned... when we are going upstairs,she purposely dont wan to get off the lift at the same time wif him n went to wendy's hse for awhile... den later when tamy was back to her room, he came over n knocked on her door for 2 times!!...she so scared that se dont dare to go out of the room for the nite... thanx wing seng, you juz made sporeans guys look more fucked up...

paul juz called me n chat abt him... den i noe a even more shocking news!! wing seng was sneaking out jess' room door n eavesdropping on wat paul n jess are talking!! n later he called paul n scolded him for talking behind his back!!...bloody weirdo... u juz made me dont dare to talk loud in my own room...

it's usually the silent dogs that bite n he is a weird-looking sick-in-the-mind silent dog...i m not surprise if one day he cant take it and go ard unilodge stabbing ppl wif a knife...