DRIVING PENIS

saw one of the worst driver i haf seen... a lady(why m i not surprise) driver driving out of a car park today... a few ppl walked in front of her car so she REVERSED!! how stupid can u get... den she almost knocked the few ppl walking behind her car... den she MOVED FORWARD!!! ... n nearly knocked down the new batch of ppl walking in front of her car... i tink den she finally cooled down n stopped the car... but as soon as she stops the car, ppl juz walked across the carpark entrance from the front n the back of her car... end up she cant move an inch for almost a min... haha....juz like a penis during sex... in n out, in and out and it finally stopped...... she is seriously as bad as u can get , even worse than the lady drivers in Singapore who need a pathetic 5 mins to parallel park n cause mini traffic jams...

todae had a subway lunch... randomly sat beside an middle-aged angmoh n toked to him... he is a surveyor in the government office... calling up youths who has came out of school and ask them what are their plans n what they are currently doing... he told me there are some interesting ppl who went for a snowboarding road trip down USA and snowboard in every single state in the states even there are no snow, they will juz snowboard down the stairs n stuff... some potential docs became deep sea diver instructors , some juz went europe or s.america doing crazy stuff... that is soooo cool... he himself also travels ard the world in a cruise before when he was young.... Aussies are realli fun ppl.. mostly dun care too much abt work, study, they jz wanna haf fun, haf experience in their lives , not like most singaporeans ... who study, den work, get married wif ur uni bf or gf, haf babies, work ur way up to the top, grow old, earn money to pay off ur hse ,car and kids, n end up too old to even haf sex in rome , venice or paris or visit peru and morocoo...

during the easter break , i wanted to join this ship program ... u guys can check it up.... http://www.alvei.de/ .... u basically can be part of the crew n travel ard the pacific islands ... i tot i could juz join for a wk or 2... but end up the whole thing lasted for abt a yr!!... i bet it will be reali fun if there is a chance to join... imagine... u haf a chance to actually experience the life of the pirates like those in pirates of the Caribbean!!! ... too bad it's gone now.. wonder if they would come back to brisbane 1 day...

went for the weekly session of EPL watching wif william last nite... that Manure won eveton 4-2 despite being 2-0 down n chelsea drew.. damn,, manure gonna win the title... later we went to the casino n i gambled there for the first time...saw Adam , his hk friends n babes and also some of my singaporean soccer mates... u guys must be tinking they are there to gamble do u ?? NO they are not... all of them are there to drool at this freaking hot blonde dealer at the blackjack table...haha.. the scene was so funny.. her table was literally surrounded by guys n as soon as they changed the dealer, the whole crowd gone... it reminds me of last yr at SMU sports fiesta when rebecca lim played in the floorball game... no one was at the floorball area until she came, den suddenly it was soo packed that u can even move!...

after the gambling sessions i decided to share my love wif william who lost 200 bucks on dices... i gonna treat him to some chinese food with the miserable 25 bucks i won but end up the restaurant is closed... den we decide to go to the strip club next to it!.. haha... first time in a strip club in brisbane...it's pretty cheap too... juz 7 bucks.. the ladies are extremely professional ... n i mean EXTREMELY... they can spin ard the poles n climb up there like a monkey den they strip topless while hanging at the top... den they will come come to ur table n bend down n shake their boobs... but seriously i m not aroused ... i m not easily aroused by woman that i m not emotionally involved in and most of them are not realli fantasic.. gd bods but ugly... 1 ger even look like a 40-yr-old auntie( mayb not look like, mayb she is)...n i remember her name is judith...yucks... strippers that looked like jessica alba in Sin City are rare... noe this guy called George in the club... he is an American n he tells us how do the strippers in the states work.. the americans strip down to EVERYTHing while the aussies here juz strip topless... he even showed us how he tip the strippers in the states...he rolled an american bill n put it in his mouth... den the stripper will use their pussy n '' clamp'' it out...