2nd runner-up: the ibisnicknamed'' the holy bird''... ibises are found almost everywhere in brisbane , even in schools canteen ... they are fucking huge and dirty for a bird ... they feed on rubbish n often steals food from human... u can turn ur head n tok to ur friend wif ur burger on the other side n in a few seconds they will be stolen by the fucking irritating birds.... the worse of all is u cant hurt them or kill them... they are protected birds of this city n u will get fined or even jailed for touching them....
the runner-up: the possums
nicknamed ''the hybrid''... possums are often found rubbish bins in the garden, they consume on rubbish and haf fun scaring gers jogging or walking to school ... they haf extremely low intelligence and could scare off at nite wif a stomp of ur foot or wif ur miserable hp light....
they recently nearly killed someone when they are so stupid enuff to jump on the electrical cable lines from a tree n electrocuted themselves and its body dropped down n nearly killed someone walking....tok abt killer litter!
the champion: Weng Seng
nicknamed ''THE GUY'' ...he is damn well-known in brisbane ...apparently now people of the international students society people hates him after in front of them he said that all ang moh guys are here to get into gers' pants and scare ppl in unilodge by knocking on ppl's doors and eavesdropping ppl outside their door... this asshole almost causes me to lose my key!! one nite my neighbor knocked my door to tell me i left my key outside but i tot the person who knocked is him n i neva opened it... lucky she noes my no. n gave me a call... Weng Seng has an amazing power call '' annoy missile'' once he sees u, u will be locked on by his missile and u are gonna get annoyed for at least half an hr wif his rubbish and crap...his annoying, irritating presence ,together wif his ability to scare ppl wif his looks n behavior makes him a worthy champion
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