As i have mentioned earlier., the shit place has been delayed n i have to roam around the shit town of Angeles, home of the US clark airbase... this is the place whereby the americans come out of the airbase n fuck... just like almost every other place where they have a military presence.... it gave me no surprise at all to see all the americans here are males... absolutely no females....
this is a perfect haven for sex tourism... i think a billion times better than bangkok though the latter is often referred as the sex capital of the east... filipinos have mix blood. mainly of spanish or american ... just imagine Maggie Q walking around teh streets..... isolated alone from the SEA AIDS counterpart of cambodia, burma, vietnam, thailand... n this shitplace realli serves nothing much except as a filippino geylang... todae i went out of the hotel in search for food n fucking hell!!! i walked for almost 20 mins n all the shit i see was bars, clubs, models ktv(a new phrase i must admit), gay clubs and 24-hr ASIAN massage with heaps of neon lights... no street stalls, no food.. nothing@@!!... it as almost as if u have to fuck a ger before u can have some food@@@!!!!!!... WTF!!!... end up bo bian have to take a ''jeep'' -- there is no bus.....there is no cabs either..just ''trishaws''(motorbikes with a shelter ) and the jeep... i ahve to go to a shooping mall whihc is almost a 10 mins ride to reach to have w/o extra services...
actually this shopping mall also chui one... todae is a SUNDAY!! but there is no crowds... not much angmohs also.. mainly locals... the shopping was horrible... so wulu brands that i think only mayb kampong malaysians will buy... cheap though.. the most exp jeans cost like 50SGD?? ...n there is nothing esle i can do!!!!! HELP@@@@@@@@@@!! WTF can i do in the next 6 hrs in this mall so i can have my dinner n get back to hotel!!!!... WTF can i do for 12 hrs in this shithole before i get back to watch Liverpool vs Arsenal.!!!!??!!!!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Cornflakes
thailand finally has its first riots after the elections!!... waiting for quite some time liao... the organizers realli not efficient... Chiang Rai got the first riots but not due to the election though... it's abt the shit low prices of corn....
it's freaking amazing wat thai ppl can come up with... ideas which realli amaze me... to protest against the low prices of corn n to deter ppl from using the road , they use corns to block the roads!!!... how fucking smart!!... thousands of corns spread across the whole road!! pls singapore garment can u have a look at how smart they are at deterring ppl from using the roads...???? put so many ERPs for fuck sia... still everyday kanna jam.. Cambridge Scholars vs Cornflakes Farmers... doesnt seem to me they are much smarter... the onli difference mayb is that the farmer earn less than half a million baht in their lifetime n the MPs earn abt 1 million a yr... next time want to deter ppl use the road, buy 1000s of kellog's cornflakes n zham on the CTE, PIE lor... sure no one will use the road one... becoz kiasu singaporeans sure flood there to pick up the free cornflakes n no one can drive through...
2 days ago i went for the Golden triangle!!... WAH LAN LEH...FUCKING FUCKING SCAM!!!... super scammy scam!!... go down there was expecting some opium flowers or plantation like those seen in andy lau movie n america gangster but GOT NOTHING!!!!... onli got 1 fucking smelly mekong river... even that i have to pay 300 baht to sit on it....WTF... if not i have to wait at 1 barrren land for 1 hr... damn fucking scammy... the worst thing is the boat brought us to this small fucking laos island that has NOTHING AGAIN!!!... all souvenirs shops!!... WTH.... n we have to pay 20 baht ''bribing'' fees to allow us to ''go'' to laos without passport.... fucking cheaters... so no opium, no druglord... onli a fucking smelly river that cost me almost 70SGD n a 8 hr bus ride..
incredible journey in thailand is coming to an end tml... where i will head to a fucking shit hole call clark... somehow this journey to phillipines is so full of diasters that i just dont feel like going anymore... but aileen already booked everything for me already... sibe paiseh not to go... hope everything turns out fine... gng to a SPA now(those w/o happy ending)... the thai gers here are realli fucking hot... but too bad.. as the saying goes, '' if u open up the thai gers' legs, u open urself to fucking heaps of diseases''.... there is a reason why there is so many monks...
it's freaking amazing wat thai ppl can come up with... ideas which realli amaze me... to protest against the low prices of corn n to deter ppl from using the road , they use corns to block the roads!!!... how fucking smart!!... thousands of corns spread across the whole road!! pls singapore garment can u have a look at how smart they are at deterring ppl from using the roads...???? put so many ERPs for fuck sia... still everyday kanna jam.. Cambridge Scholars vs Cornflakes Farmers... doesnt seem to me they are much smarter... the onli difference mayb is that the farmer earn less than half a million baht in their lifetime n the MPs earn abt 1 million a yr... next time want to deter ppl use the road, buy 1000s of kellog's cornflakes n zham on the CTE, PIE lor... sure no one will use the road one... becoz kiasu singaporeans sure flood there to pick up the free cornflakes n no one can drive through...
2 days ago i went for the Golden triangle!!... WAH LAN LEH...FUCKING FUCKING SCAM!!!... super scammy scam!!... go down there was expecting some opium flowers or plantation like those seen in andy lau movie n america gangster but GOT NOTHING!!!!... onli got 1 fucking smelly mekong river... even that i have to pay 300 baht to sit on it....WTF... if not i have to wait at 1 barrren land for 1 hr... damn fucking scammy... the worst thing is the boat brought us to this small fucking laos island that has NOTHING AGAIN!!!... all souvenirs shops!!... WTH.... n we have to pay 20 baht ''bribing'' fees to allow us to ''go'' to laos without passport.... fucking cheaters... so no opium, no druglord... onli a fucking smelly river that cost me almost 70SGD n a 8 hr bus ride..
incredible journey in thailand is coming to an end tml... where i will head to a fucking shit hole call clark... somehow this journey to phillipines is so full of diasters that i just dont feel like going anymore... but aileen already booked everything for me already... sibe paiseh not to go... hope everything turns out fine... gng to a SPA now(those w/o happy ending)... the thai gers here are realli fucking hot... but too bad.. as the saying goes, '' if u open up the thai gers' legs, u open urself to fucking heaps of diseases''.... there is a reason why there is so many monks...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
the red wave
the new PM is out!!..as expected, it's pro-yellow, pro-rich PM... has a fucking dumb name.. called mr pepsi or something like dat...
my guesthouse owner stella just donated a huge sum of money to the protesters to take bus from chiang mai down to bangkok... apparently determined to make it the biggest thailand ever seen ... honestly though i dont realli like protests, esp those that would destroy the airport ...those fucking stupid ppl... but when u look at the previous protest, it's bloody obvious that it's an organised crime by those fuckig rich bastards.... imagine 8 days of food for 8000 ppl!!... that would be hundreds of tonnes of food!!!!!! water, hp chargers and even massage for all the protestors!!... n the loss of pay leh?? where they can afford??.. u are toking abt thailand leh... not some rich europe western country!!... where does the fucking money come from??@@!!... seriously i hate the yellow ... bloody tossers n bad losers... keep losing the election den go protest say the ppl who vote are stupid beccause they didnt study enough... hey stupid idiots, are u saying ur moms,dads, grandparents are are fucking idiots?!!...
leaving for BKK on the 20th morning... i m not too sure WTF cebu is doing.. it's the most scary airline.. they can bastardly delay flights like changing underwear... n since my mum paid cash in the head office and neva provide email, there is fucking no way i can noe if they have delay their flights... i hate this!!.. fuck Cebu... seriously it is what its name suggested.. Cebu== dead woman!!
my guesthouse owner stella just donated a huge sum of money to the protesters to take bus from chiang mai down to bangkok... apparently determined to make it the biggest thailand ever seen ... honestly though i dont realli like protests, esp those that would destroy the airport ...those fucking stupid ppl... but when u look at the previous protest, it's bloody obvious that it's an organised crime by those fuckig rich bastards.... imagine 8 days of food for 8000 ppl!!... that would be hundreds of tonnes of food!!!!!! water, hp chargers and even massage for all the protestors!!... n the loss of pay leh?? where they can afford??.. u are toking abt thailand leh... not some rich europe western country!!... where does the fucking money come from??@@!!... seriously i hate the yellow ... bloody tossers n bad losers... keep losing the election den go protest say the ppl who vote are stupid beccause they didnt study enough... hey stupid idiots, are u saying ur moms,dads, grandparents are are fucking idiots?!!...
leaving for BKK on the 20th morning... i m not too sure WTF cebu is doing.. it's the most scary airline.. they can bastardly delay flights like changing underwear... n since my mum paid cash in the head office and neva provide email, there is fucking no way i can noe if they have delay their flights... i hate this!!.. fuck Cebu... seriously it is what its name suggested.. Cebu== dead woman!!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
chiang mai
i seriously dunno what m i thinking.... after a crazy.. literally butt busting road trip down from siem reap to bangkok, i embark on a equally sicko trip from bangkok to chiang mai on a fucking train!!.... 14 hrs plus 14 hrs.... i have barely enuff time to have my dinner in between... n 28 hrs of travel!!!.... gd experience though... met an uncle who i think is fucking rich... got a driver to fetch them around in bangkok.....
the road trip down from siem reap down to bangkok is not take disgusting leh... unlike what most ang mohjs said it to be... mayb i have been worse... or mayb the ang mohs are more ah gua than the ba poks in thailand.. it's fucking long thouihg... my butt almost burst and i have to switch my seating to concentrate the ''power'' to different parts of the butt at different intervals to prevent it from exploding... at the border of Piopet , it is also0 not that bad leh... only one fucker cambodian or thai little child tried to stuick her finger into my pocket n i caught her in the act.. but inside got nothing lar... onli 1 stupid receipt for my bus....WRONG TARGET GER... next time go target some stupid ang mohs can?
chiang mai train ride is much easier.... huge seats, ,gd beds... the onli downside is the sighting of a teenager cockroach roaming around my seat... but the devoted buhddist uncle sitting opposite me refused to kill it.. so i let the matter rest... he keep telling me of his buhddist teachings and denouncing jesus... but i was to tired to indulge into a debate of religion... whatever man... to each his own... seriously the only way we could know which is truely true is when we die rite? but when we die, does it really matter anymore?
now in the chiangmai's MBK shopping mall... almost like a Takka... i m pretty sure it's opened by a Singaporean.. just like the fantastic backpackers i m staying now.... there's a UOB and a kopi tiam like food court.... plus the toilet seats no water spray to spray ur ass... All buhddists and muslims need to spray ass after shitting to be considered clean.. n the toilets doesnt have it here... but it's fucking clean, security tight... the whole design is really like far east and takka combined...they even have a band downstairs playing xmas songs all day long...
long live the King JJ
the road trip down from siem reap down to bangkok is not take disgusting leh... unlike what most ang mohjs said it to be... mayb i have been worse... or mayb the ang mohs are more ah gua than the ba poks in thailand.. it's fucking long thouihg... my butt almost burst and i have to switch my seating to concentrate the ''power'' to different parts of the butt at different intervals to prevent it from exploding... at the border of Piopet , it is also0 not that bad leh... only one fucker cambodian or thai little child tried to stuick her finger into my pocket n i caught her in the act.. but inside got nothing lar... onli 1 stupid receipt for my bus....WRONG TARGET GER... next time go target some stupid ang mohs can?
chiang mai train ride is much easier.... huge seats, ,gd beds... the onli downside is the sighting of a teenager cockroach roaming around my seat... but the devoted buhddist uncle sitting opposite me refused to kill it.. so i let the matter rest... he keep telling me of his buhddist teachings and denouncing jesus... but i was to tired to indulge into a debate of religion... whatever man... to each his own... seriously the only way we could know which is truely true is when we die rite? but when we die, does it really matter anymore?
now in the chiangmai's MBK shopping mall... almost like a Takka... i m pretty sure it's opened by a Singaporean.. just like the fantastic backpackers i m staying now.... there's a UOB and a kopi tiam like food court.... plus the toilet seats no water spray to spray ur ass... All buhddists and muslims need to spray ass after shitting to be considered clean.. n the toilets doesnt have it here... but it's fucking clean, security tight... the whole design is really like far east and takka combined...they even have a band downstairs playing xmas songs all day long...
long live the King JJ
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Angkor Wat
reached cambodia for abt 3 days already... pretty gd place honestly... but things are not as chaeap as expected...a meal here copst abt 4usd... unless ueat the street food.... which cost u 2 USD as a tourist price...it's my first leg of the trip so i have to eat pretty food...
ysd and todae wentto the angkor wat.... it was FUCKING awesome.... just like most of the ang mohswho went to it also... didnt managedto go for the sunsetor sunrise... sunrise because i have topay 3 bucks more and sunset becoz i simply cant last form 7am to 7 pm walking up n down heaps n heaps of temples that sems to be exactly the same to me....
ysd lunch was fucked up... FUCKING fuckedup!!!!!!!!!.... damn fucking angry my tuk tuk driver drove me there... fucing obvious he is getting a free lunch or at a fucking huge discount.... the restaurant menu is full of ''time to kill this stupid idiot tourist '' price... CCB!!... the freshly ''sqeeze u to ur pits squeak'' orange juhice cost a massive 3.20 SGD!!!..spring ''mr robert goh'' rolls cost 7sgd for fucking 4 piece... worse than brisbane price... and a plate of fucking small maggi me with 3 pieces of chicken is 7 SGD... sexy huh?! n i ahveto eait almost for almost 30 mins before anything arrived...
tml i m going to bangkok... seemingly through the famous hellish ride from siem reap... it is often referred as the worst ride in SEAsia which onli 40 or 60 kms but will take a fucking 6 hrs!!... 10kmper hr????... icould take the easy way out by just flying over... but WAH LAU how can i fucking missthis ride!!!.... experience of a life time man!!!... the lorry ride up the yong yap mountain was bad... the 18hr ride from Hoi an to Hanoi was gay... now a new challedge arrives!!!....
changmai here i come!!!.. seriously i realli want to contact Donna but somehow she is gone!!... hope she's not affected by the stupid thai riots
ysd and todae wentto the angkor wat.... it was FUCKING awesome.... just like most of the ang mohswho went to it also... didnt managedto go for the sunsetor sunrise... sunrise because i have topay 3 bucks more and sunset becoz i simply cant last form 7am to 7 pm walking up n down heaps n heaps of temples that sems to be exactly the same to me....
ysd lunch was fucked up... FUCKING fuckedup!!!!!!!!!.... damn fucking angry my tuk tuk driver drove me there... fucing obvious he is getting a free lunch or at a fucking huge discount.... the restaurant menu is full of ''time to kill this stupid idiot tourist '' price... CCB!!... the freshly ''sqeeze u to ur pits squeak'' orange juhice cost a massive 3.20 SGD!!!..spring ''mr robert goh'' rolls cost 7sgd for fucking 4 piece... worse than brisbane price... and a plate of fucking small maggi me with 3 pieces of chicken is 7 SGD... sexy huh?! n i ahveto eait almost for almost 30 mins before anything arrived...
tml i m going to bangkok... seemingly through the famous hellish ride from siem reap... it is often referred as the worst ride in SEAsia which onli 40 or 60 kms but will take a fucking 6 hrs!!... 10kmper hr????... icould take the easy way out by just flying over... but WAH LAU how can i fucking missthis ride!!!.... experience of a life time man!!!... the lorry ride up the yong yap mountain was bad... the 18hr ride from Hoi an to Hanoi was gay... now a new challedge arrives!!!....
changmai here i come!!!.. seriously i realli want to contact Donna but somehow she is gone!!... hope she's not affected by the stupid thai riots
Monday, December 08, 2008
begining of a journey
in 5 hrs time, i leaving on a journey that is the longest so far...46 days solo trip to the cambodia, thailand, phillipines and taiwan.. not exactly solo lar... coz i m meeting winnie in taiwan... things are getting messier and messier...
thailand , needless to say is the worst of the lot... the roits before and the riots that are soon to be is a bloody fucking nuisance .... if they delay my flight or even worse... failed to let all tourists out of the ucking country, all my travel plans are SCREWED... but also becoz of the riots, i have the money to stay at a 3.5 star hotel instead of a cheap backpackers... now the price almost drop to half price for all the hotels and it's just 36 bucks!! n to mention the clothes n stuff i can buy there at a cheap price.....
i m taking a plane call SEAIR for internal flights in phillipines from clark to boracay.... n it's nicknamed ''flying coffins'' by the locals.... thanx for that aileen for telling me AFTER i booked the flights... it's damn gay to sitsuch shit airplanes...... i got experience in those shitty planes before.... Laos airline, Vanuatu air and now this... they neva fail to force me to pray to jesus for safety...
hopefully everything will be fine.... n God bless JJ
thailand , needless to say is the worst of the lot... the roits before and the riots that are soon to be is a bloody fucking nuisance .... if they delay my flight or even worse... failed to let all tourists out of the ucking country, all my travel plans are SCREWED... but also becoz of the riots, i have the money to stay at a 3.5 star hotel instead of a cheap backpackers... now the price almost drop to half price for all the hotels and it's just 36 bucks!! n to mention the clothes n stuff i can buy there at a cheap price.....
i m taking a plane call SEAIR for internal flights in phillipines from clark to boracay.... n it's nicknamed ''flying coffins'' by the locals.... thanx for that aileen for telling me AFTER i booked the flights... it's damn gay to sitsuch shit airplanes...... i got experience in those shitty planes before.... Laos airline, Vanuatu air and now this... they neva fail to force me to pray to jesus for safety...
hopefully everything will be fine.... n God bless JJ
Sunday, November 30, 2008
A suay thing must happen
it seems like if a trip doesnt have some shit events, it doesnt realli count as a Jay's trip!!.... KNNNNNNNNNNNNNKNKNNNNNNNN!!!!... of all the fucking ships in the world, the cruise i was embarking on have to save some fucking idiots who are stranded in the fucking pacific.... like WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!.. what are the fucking chances of that??... i fucking huge cruise of more than 4k of ppl go n rescue a bloody 5 men sailors... n of all ships, it just nice have to be our ship ? n thanx for that , the whole cruise itinerary changes as we are fucking delayed for 24 hrs!...
so now we do not get to travel to vanuatu n lifou islands.... which is a bloody shame.... it suppose to be the 2 most beautiful locations in the whole trip n it's bloody gone.. i have been to vanuatu before liao la so not much of a loss for me , but for mei, jess n ray, it's a huge huge huge loss....
we do get to noumea of new caledonia though.... BUT IT WAS CRAP!!!!!!!! it's like a third world nation with a first world price..... can u imagine a MACDONALDS BURGER, without ANY meal cost u 9AUD!!! 9 fucking bucks for a burger??!!! the only place i saw that kind of fucking price is in Swiss airport ... WTF la.... the whole city is dirty n disgusting n old... n yet they charge 9 bucks for a burger...?? ray bought a bowl of beef noodles for a whopping 20 bucks...... i was pretty hungry too... but freaking 20 bucks for some noodles at a KOPI tiam at the most lousy location in the city ....
nevertheless, the trip was pretty fun!.. the amount i paid for the trip even without the 2 places are simply worth it just for the services alone... the crew realli looked in to the smallest detail for the passengers and were always smiling.... the food was fantastic!! buffets for breakfast n lunch.... Fine dining for dinner... and everyday there's plays for u to watch!...some interesting stuff like the Art auctions are also there... gym , jazzcuzi , swimming n unlimited room service... 6 nites for a whopping 500 plus!!...
so now we do not get to travel to vanuatu n lifou islands.... which is a bloody shame.... it suppose to be the 2 most beautiful locations in the whole trip n it's bloody gone.. i have been to vanuatu before liao la so not much of a loss for me , but for mei, jess n ray, it's a huge huge huge loss....
we do get to noumea of new caledonia though.... BUT IT WAS CRAP!!!!!!!! it's like a third world nation with a first world price..... can u imagine a MACDONALDS BURGER, without ANY meal cost u 9AUD!!! 9 fucking bucks for a burger??!!! the only place i saw that kind of fucking price is in Swiss airport ... WTF la.... the whole city is dirty n disgusting n old... n yet they charge 9 bucks for a burger...?? ray bought a bowl of beef noodles for a whopping 20 bucks...... i was pretty hungry too... but freaking 20 bucks for some noodles at a KOPI tiam at the most lousy location in the city ....
nevertheless, the trip was pretty fun!.. the amount i paid for the trip even without the 2 places are simply worth it just for the services alone... the crew realli looked in to the smallest detail for the passengers and were always smiling.... the food was fantastic!! buffets for breakfast n lunch.... Fine dining for dinner... and everyday there's plays for u to watch!...some interesting stuff like the Art auctions are also there... gym , jazzcuzi , swimming n unlimited room service... 6 nites for a whopping 500 plus!!...
Friday, November 14, 2008
DONE!
all exams are gone for 1 day already.. but that 1 day seems soooo sooo long n it's damn shiok!.. oh well not that shiok todae...
i was suppose to go caboolture todae to see the oldies town which is reali cool ..but i cant find my road directory !!!... WTF is it?!... so i just chiong into the website , get the written directions n chiong there... but if u fail to plan, u plan to fail!!! KNN... we got fucking lost for 2 hrs!!... n end up detouring back to brisbane... shit
it realli helps if there no one at the back who kpkb , everytime i make a wrong turn or move , he will keep pouring cold water on u n it realli fucking piss me off...it's not as if i want to be lost lar!..KNN.. just shut ur mouth if u hav nothing gd to say...me n dylan were like getting more n more pissed n dulan over the map n all he does was giving some sarcastic remarks...
seriously i m usually pretty fine with those remarks...but when u are pissed n dulan n someone else down there onli noes how to kp, u noe there's a huge problem... i m always a firm believer of no-politics friendship... esp among guys... i absolutely hate it... eh we are guys leh... can u dont toi toi mo mo backstab ppl?!... just say it out lar...u not happy , shoot it out... dont be a ahgua ahgua.. like dat how sianzzz
i m having a durian party this sunday nite!!!... n monday i m flying off to sydney... life's getting better i hope... this exam period has been fucked up n i m fucking glad life's back to normal... 1st dec is the huge day now... if i fail , dat's it ... byebye to the Carebear nation
i was suppose to go caboolture todae to see the oldies town which is reali cool ..but i cant find my road directory !!!... WTF is it?!... so i just chiong into the website , get the written directions n chiong there... but if u fail to plan, u plan to fail!!! KNN... we got fucking lost for 2 hrs!!... n end up detouring back to brisbane... shit
it realli helps if there no one at the back who kpkb , everytime i make a wrong turn or move , he will keep pouring cold water on u n it realli fucking piss me off...it's not as if i want to be lost lar!..KNN.. just shut ur mouth if u hav nothing gd to say...me n dylan were like getting more n more pissed n dulan over the map n all he does was giving some sarcastic remarks...
seriously i m usually pretty fine with those remarks...but when u are pissed n dulan n someone else down there onli noes how to kp, u noe there's a huge problem... i m always a firm believer of no-politics friendship... esp among guys... i absolutely hate it... eh we are guys leh... can u dont toi toi mo mo backstab ppl?!... just say it out lar...u not happy , shoot it out... dont be a ahgua ahgua.. like dat how sianzzz
i m having a durian party this sunday nite!!!... n monday i m flying off to sydney... life's getting better i hope... this exam period has been fucked up n i m fucking glad life's back to normal... 1st dec is the huge day now... if i fail , dat's it ... byebye to the Carebear nation
Sunday, November 09, 2008
BIG 3
all the big three gone!... wat a fucking relief..... finally back to normal life again... where there is no guilt which grey's anatomy, private practise, house, heroes, fringe, terminator n just chilling out...
not too sure if i pass my visual not... that andrew zele realli live up to his fucker name.... it appears that all andrews are fucked up... Andrew in my secondary sch is a fucking bastard, one andrew in SMU also fucked up.... in brisbane there is 1 andrew in the church grp that is siao siao one... 2 andrews in my faculty who are fucked up...
speaking of names...haha... i realli think a name will realli have a huge impact on ur first impression... like a name like Silvia or Britney makes u think they are sexy even though u neva see them before... i remember this event when i was in JC... there is a game whereby ur senior class will write to the junior class... call the angel-mortal game ...n u will onli get to write to the opposite sex... den i got some funny name call bee hoon or bee sth ....cant remember... n chee you got a name call Fiona..fiona leh... fiona xie... huge boobs ,cute voice come to my mind den i insist on changing with him....hahah... somehow i dunno why he change with me.... den fucking end up fiona is an indian! i dont mean to be a racist here but fiona xie look-alike and an india do have nothing much in common!!... n the bee hoon is the hottest chick in that class!!... OMG i totally stunned... n the worst thing is chee you sabo me n tell her how he got her as his angel....hahahaha...how embarrassing !!!..
not too sure if i pass my visual not... that andrew zele realli live up to his fucker name.... it appears that all andrews are fucked up... Andrew in my secondary sch is a fucking bastard, one andrew in SMU also fucked up.... in brisbane there is 1 andrew in the church grp that is siao siao one... 2 andrews in my faculty who are fucked up...
speaking of names...haha... i realli think a name will realli have a huge impact on ur first impression... like a name like Silvia or Britney makes u think they are sexy even though u neva see them before... i remember this event when i was in JC... there is a game whereby ur senior class will write to the junior class... call the angel-mortal game ...n u will onli get to write to the opposite sex... den i got some funny name call bee hoon or bee sth ....cant remember... n chee you got a name call Fiona..fiona leh... fiona xie... huge boobs ,cute voice come to my mind den i insist on changing with him....hahah... somehow i dunno why he change with me.... den fucking end up fiona is an indian! i dont mean to be a racist here but fiona xie look-alike and an india do have nothing much in common!!... n the bee hoon is the hottest chick in that class!!... OMG i totally stunned... n the worst thing is chee you sabo me n tell her how he got her as his angel....hahahaha...how embarrassing !!!..
Sunday, November 02, 2008
shit do come in lumps
ok this is seriously one of the most pressurizing shit of my life.... almost as bad as the a levels... at least A-lvls u got a few mths to prepare if u noe u are fucked up... but in uni ... U ARE FUCKED!!!...
i just cant memorize the freaking incredible amount of info i realli fucking pissed off with myself... WTF is wrong wif me!!!... has army made me stupid or wat.... HOW CAN I NOT MEMORISE THEM>>!!!!!!!!!! o levels n a levels .u need mayb a few days to finish 1 subject n now i need a few days to finish 1 topic!!... WTFWTFWTF...
i realli cant fail this or esle i m fucked... i cant take any subject next yr , which means i have to camp back in singapore for the next 1/2 yr(good or bad??!!)....n of course the fucking embarrassing shit of being with jessica in the same class.... damn it .... THAT IS SHIT.... n asking the ppl for formal report .... THAT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!....
when u go to toilet, u dont expect all the shit to come at 1 lump... u expects lumps of them together!!!... that stupid old jikok peh uncle stole my clothes!!... WTF... he said someone put there to sun for ages n no one collects it so he went n took it n WEAR IT... OMFG... does he have a fucking brain or wat...he not onli took 1, he took 4 of my t-shirts n 1 of my towel!!... WTF is he thinking... some fucking pervert who took ppl clothes home n smell them?!!..... he still have the face to wear my t-shirt in front of me!!.. forget it.. i dont want them back either... coz he has some funny skin diseases that had his skin pop up alot of pimples... like those AIDS kind.. so take it as i gave it to salvation army...
this wk has been shit... i cant study at all... info just cant get into my brain... WTF are u doing my brain... TIME TO WAKE UP
i just cant memorize the freaking incredible amount of info i realli fucking pissed off with myself... WTF is wrong wif me!!!... has army made me stupid or wat.... HOW CAN I NOT MEMORISE THEM>>!!!!!!!!!! o levels n a levels .u need mayb a few days to finish 1 subject n now i need a few days to finish 1 topic!!... WTFWTFWTF...
i realli cant fail this or esle i m fucked... i cant take any subject next yr , which means i have to camp back in singapore for the next 1/2 yr(good or bad??!!)....n of course the fucking embarrassing shit of being with jessica in the same class.... damn it .... THAT IS SHIT.... n asking the ppl for formal report .... THAT IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!!!....
when u go to toilet, u dont expect all the shit to come at 1 lump... u expects lumps of them together!!!... that stupid old jikok peh uncle stole my clothes!!... WTF... he said someone put there to sun for ages n no one collects it so he went n took it n WEAR IT... OMFG... does he have a fucking brain or wat...he not onli took 1, he took 4 of my t-shirts n 1 of my towel!!... WTF is he thinking... some fucking pervert who took ppl clothes home n smell them?!!..... he still have the face to wear my t-shirt in front of me!!.. forget it.. i dont want them back either... coz he has some funny skin diseases that had his skin pop up alot of pimples... like those AIDS kind.. so take it as i gave it to salvation army...
this wk has been shit... i cant study at all... info just cant get into my brain... WTF are u doing my brain... TIME TO WAKE UP
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Dou Ji Yan aka Lazy Eye
ysd had a gathering wif minister teo and an indian lady MP call Indranee Rajah... n i fucking underdressed again!...
i went to the hotel in a shirt and normal pants lor... i think shd be fine wat since it's only a small dinner buffet.... BUT WTF... everyone go there wear tie and suit!!!.... only the waiters dont wear suit...SHIT... as if it's not bad enough, Kok Wee of the PM office asks all the presidents of the clubs to welcome Minister Teo Chee Hean at the front door!... OMG... ferdie and andrew foo all have suits n i looked like a lame waiter...
but he is damn nice though.. allowing us to take photos with him rounds after rounds like he is some koala bear... realli lor... everyone swarm to take photo wif him, n he just stand there, smiling and standing still for more than 30 mins!... incredible!...i feel so bad for him!! even koalas cant stand still that long... amazing .... super nice guy.. muz be cursing us when he got back to hotel...
i think i failed my subjective refraction practical exam... damn!!.... that bastard A C.a.r.k .e.e.t(done so he wont accidentally google n see this entry).... gave me a fucking high cyl!! n of all ppl chose Holly as my patient!... she has some weirdo eyes that even her optom have trouble with... DAMN DAMN DAMN...no wonder what i do , i cant get any reasonable response... i was like totally stunned by what i have done in the mid of the exam but i act normal n anyhow give the axis... shit i m fucked...
Ah shuang became damn pissed off with some of the ppl in our class esp anny the bunny n gang... shuang took the effort to go uni and scan the last yr copies to all of us and found out that anny they all have it already n not sharing!!.. ok where is that Carebear attitude?!!
i went to the hotel in a shirt and normal pants lor... i think shd be fine wat since it's only a small dinner buffet.... BUT WTF... everyone go there wear tie and suit!!!.... only the waiters dont wear suit...SHIT... as if it's not bad enough, Kok Wee of the PM office asks all the presidents of the clubs to welcome Minister Teo Chee Hean at the front door!... OMG... ferdie and andrew foo all have suits n i looked like a lame waiter...
but he is damn nice though.. allowing us to take photos with him rounds after rounds like he is some koala bear... realli lor... everyone swarm to take photo wif him, n he just stand there, smiling and standing still for more than 30 mins!... incredible!...i feel so bad for him!! even koalas cant stand still that long... amazing .... super nice guy.. muz be cursing us when he got back to hotel...
i think i failed my subjective refraction practical exam... damn!!.... that bastard A C.a.r.k .e.e.t(done so he wont accidentally google n see this entry).... gave me a fucking high cyl!! n of all ppl chose Holly as my patient!... she has some weirdo eyes that even her optom have trouble with... DAMN DAMN DAMN...no wonder what i do , i cant get any reasonable response... i was like totally stunned by what i have done in the mid of the exam but i act normal n anyhow give the axis... shit i m fucked...
Ah shuang became damn pissed off with some of the ppl in our class esp anny the bunny n gang... shuang took the effort to go uni and scan the last yr copies to all of us and found out that anny they all have it already n not sharing!!.. ok where is that Carebear attitude?!!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Carebears
brisbane is full of nice nice angmohs... n i specially mention ang mohs, asians (me included) are really super kiasu , kiasi and die die dont let ppl take any little advantage out of us....
today is the 3rd time i receive a free parking coupon from an ang moh who drove out of the car park n pass me her daily parking ticket!... they are seriously how nice lar... n when u parallel park, they REALLI will wait down there like some idiots .... i mean REALLI REALLI WAIT THERE... even if u takes horribly long.... OMG... imagine u do that in Geylang... u will get fucked if u cant park in 10 secs... YES FUCKED!!!!!!... even when i park outside the prata place near my hse i also kanna horned for parking for than 10 secs...n also when i illegal u-turn, ppl actually brake for me to u-turn!!...WTF??!?!!!........ Ppl here also put newspapers in the bus or train to let the next passenger read after they are done... HOW NICE!!!... in singapore u buy newpaper or ST, finish liao , die die also bring home to WRAP VEGIE!!!
hahahah... it realli makes me think that i m living in the world of CAREBEARS... where everyone loves everyone n everyone helps everyone... how nice!!... i kinda like brisbane now ... not as dull as it seems to be... go everywhere also can find ppl who would help... just like the world of carebears....
today is the 3rd time i receive a free parking coupon from an ang moh who drove out of the car park n pass me her daily parking ticket!... they are seriously how nice lar... n when u parallel park, they REALLI will wait down there like some idiots .... i mean REALLI REALLI WAIT THERE... even if u takes horribly long.... OMG... imagine u do that in Geylang... u will get fucked if u cant park in 10 secs... YES FUCKED!!!!!!... even when i park outside the prata place near my hse i also kanna horned for parking for than 10 secs...n also when i illegal u-turn, ppl actually brake for me to u-turn!!...WTF??!?!!!........ Ppl here also put newspapers in the bus or train to let the next passenger read after they are done... HOW NICE!!!... in singapore u buy newpaper or ST, finish liao , die die also bring home to WRAP VEGIE!!!
hahahah... it realli makes me think that i m living in the world of CAREBEARS... where everyone loves everyone n everyone helps everyone... how nice!!... i kinda like brisbane now ... not as dull as it seems to be... go everywhere also can find ppl who would help... just like the world of carebears....
I want to be a Care Bear
Oh it’ll be so great when I’m a Care Bear
I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear
And do the things that Care Bears do
Oh I want to be a Care Bear like you… You do?
I’d be like Funshine and make the sun shine
I’d have a heart live Love-a-lot
I’d be like Wish Bear and always be there
We’d be the luckiest bears in Care-a-lot
I want to be a Care Bear and fill the world of love
To be a Care Bear is what I’m dreaming of
We’d make a great pair
We’ll stick together through and through… like glue
I don’t want to be a cook or a fireman
Don’t want to play trombone in a marching band
I just want to be a Care Bear like you
Just want to be a Care Bear
Sunday, October 19, 2008
prac time
next thursday is my prac exam!.. fucking fast... everytime during prac class i always fool around n now i m paying for it... SHIT
n exams are around the corner abt 1 wk after the prac n seriously this time is FULL ON!... last yr i can still slack slack slack coz if i fail i can jolly well fuck care brisbane n fly back to SMU... but now too late le!! half the course is done n i die die have to continue this shit...
winnie has gone back to taiwan and now it goes back to the stone age in my room... clothes are washed fortnightly if not at all, papers and towels are everywhere... have to cook my own food or spend heaps dining out... ARGH!!!
life's fucking hectic but i have to entertain one of the biggest n most powerful minister to come to brisbane... our beloved MR TEO CHEE HEAN.... seriously i hope he would come at a better time... come at 1 wk before the exams... luckily this time i dont need to organise any shit... just need to have a gathering dinner with him...
this is fucking GAY GAY GAY!!!... have to pass all those shit before i can set off for my holis!!... everything have been planned nicely liao... 17- 20th nov : sdyney....22-29th nov Cruise to new caledonia, fiji and vanuatu.....9th dec-31 dec : cambodia, thailand, philippines....1st Jan : taiwan.... 3 feb : EPIC ROADTRIP FROM DARWIN TO ADELAIDE!!! woohoo... exciting times ahead if i fucking pass this shit.... GOD BLESS JJ....
n exams are around the corner abt 1 wk after the prac n seriously this time is FULL ON!... last yr i can still slack slack slack coz if i fail i can jolly well fuck care brisbane n fly back to SMU... but now too late le!! half the course is done n i die die have to continue this shit...
winnie has gone back to taiwan and now it goes back to the stone age in my room... clothes are washed fortnightly if not at all, papers and towels are everywhere... have to cook my own food or spend heaps dining out... ARGH!!!
life's fucking hectic but i have to entertain one of the biggest n most powerful minister to come to brisbane... our beloved MR TEO CHEE HEAN.... seriously i hope he would come at a better time... come at 1 wk before the exams... luckily this time i dont need to organise any shit... just need to have a gathering dinner with him...
this is fucking GAY GAY GAY!!!... have to pass all those shit before i can set off for my holis!!... everything have been planned nicely liao... 17- 20th nov : sdyney....22-29th nov Cruise to new caledonia, fiji and vanuatu.....9th dec-31 dec : cambodia, thailand, philippines....1st Jan : taiwan.... 3 feb : EPIC ROADTRIP FROM DARWIN TO ADELAIDE!!! woohoo... exciting times ahead if i fucking pass this shit.... GOD BLESS JJ....
Sunday, August 17, 2008
the shooting arrow AGM
long time since i update liao... school has been sick man!... i think the workload now is comparable to SMU liao... with all the clinic work and patients follow up... n all the screwed up reports i have to research on... n now i m elected as the president of singapore students association of my uni...
todae i was invited to the AGM of the Queensland Chinese Forum as my club got 1 vote to elect the new president... the person who drove me there said there will be a treat of intense battle of wits and political tension in the boardroom later... n HOW FUCKING RIGHT IS HE MAN!..
the huge boardroom is filled with ah peks and aunties.. the onli young ones are me n the UQ president ...it's super professional... everyone sits on the kind of chairman chair n there is a kopi-boy there to serve us drinks n photocopy stuff... then there is a guy who came out to speak abt the amendment of the constitution that kind of stuff, TOTALLY NOT TAT KIND of election or AGM i have seen in QUT or SMU... n freaking sibe political...
Everyone there smile at each other but behind the back, everyone is stabbing everyone , trying to outguess n outwit everyone...every word they spoke seems like a bloody arrow... seriously i feel like a small prawn in a pool of lobsters !!...the aura there is sibe imposing... all of them are rich biz ppl driving mercedes n bmws and i m such an idiot who thinks this forum is like for fun one... i just wear a jumper n jeans n EVERYONE wears suit n tie... even the kopi-boy wears a long-sleeve shirt with a vest...honestly speaking, it was a damn fucking eye-opener
every motion they said had to be seconded by someone n every association gets to 1 vote.. damn professional... n everyone is in cliques (except me of course)... the guy who i voted to tells me that deals are made underneath the table to make sure he gets the votes needed... but in the end somehow everyone turned against him!!... OMG... HOW MUCH BACKSTABBING IS THERE>?!!!.... this is wat u call the REAL WORLD POLITICS!!... u neva know who's ur foes and friends n fucking thank god i m onli a small prawn... the guy wanted me to be the assistant secretary someone if he got elected... nei nei... wanna sabo me... put in the firing line...
it has been a huge eye-opener man... i think i learn more abt politics , backstabbing and kill with a smile tactics in that AGM that i have EVER seen in my life
todae i was invited to the AGM of the Queensland Chinese Forum as my club got 1 vote to elect the new president... the person who drove me there said there will be a treat of intense battle of wits and political tension in the boardroom later... n HOW FUCKING RIGHT IS HE MAN!..
the huge boardroom is filled with ah peks and aunties.. the onli young ones are me n the UQ president ...it's super professional... everyone sits on the kind of chairman chair n there is a kopi-boy there to serve us drinks n photocopy stuff... then there is a guy who came out to speak abt the amendment of the constitution that kind of stuff, TOTALLY NOT TAT KIND of election or AGM i have seen in QUT or SMU... n freaking sibe political...
Everyone there smile at each other but behind the back, everyone is stabbing everyone , trying to outguess n outwit everyone...every word they spoke seems like a bloody arrow... seriously i feel like a small prawn in a pool of lobsters !!...the aura there is sibe imposing... all of them are rich biz ppl driving mercedes n bmws and i m such an idiot who thinks this forum is like for fun one... i just wear a jumper n jeans n EVERYONE wears suit n tie... even the kopi-boy wears a long-sleeve shirt with a vest...honestly speaking, it was a damn fucking eye-opener
every motion they said had to be seconded by someone n every association gets to 1 vote.. damn professional... n everyone is in cliques (except me of course)... the guy who i voted to tells me that deals are made underneath the table to make sure he gets the votes needed... but in the end somehow everyone turned against him!!... OMG... HOW MUCH BACKSTABBING IS THERE>?!!!.... this is wat u call the REAL WORLD POLITICS!!... u neva know who's ur foes and friends n fucking thank god i m onli a small prawn... the guy wanted me to be the assistant secretary someone if he got elected... nei nei... wanna sabo me... put in the firing line...
it has been a huge eye-opener man... i think i learn more abt politics , backstabbing and kill with a smile tactics in that AGM that i have EVER seen in my life
Monday, June 23, 2008
oh he's cute ,not that kind u see in singapore
juz got back from Cairns!!... OMG.. u will not believe how backwards it is!.. i tot it's an very advanced city with tons of jap babes around....only the latter part was right ...
so far in aussie i have only been to Sydney, some parts of NSW, gold coast, melbourne and of course brisbane so i was thinking'' oh so aussie not that backward la''....... OMG they are not kidding when they say'' Only Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are the REAL cities''.... in cairns, u hardly see ANY high rise buildings... kinda weird for a city of its stature.. Winnie told me Perth and other places are worse...OK..........no wonder OPSM is offering almost 10grand per mth just for us to work in perth,darwin or adelaide...! seriously now i know how gd city life is... really... in Singapore, u take for granted that an ambulance will come almost immediately after dialing 995... in the bloody suburbs, i doubt u can EVER get medical help in time...since mayb the whole town only has 1 or 2 doctors... n tat's nuts! even in brisbane , u go to E n E, u may take hrs juz to see the doc! WTF rite?!
aniwae luckily i went to cairns n going fiji tomolo that i escape the responsibility of catching the bloody fucking rat that appear in my kitchen.... RAT leh RAT!!! fuck man!! neva in my life have i seen or even expect such a situation... juz imagine 1 day u open ur cardboard n the bloody fucking rat is chewing ur clothes and its pee and shit in ur underwear and u dunno n wear them!...''YUM YUM YUM, ur clothes are delicious and ur underwear are great toilet bowls:) ''
disgusting rite...bought some rat posion that look like some cheese to bait that bastard(n hopefully only bastard, not bastards) out ...n thank god i m not the one who's gona clear the carcass... to think Fabian even tot it's cute ..''OH the rat is very small only... not like those u see in Singapore kind leh....quite cute in fact''...OMFG... i almost faint when i heard that...
*lastest news!... juz 5 mins ago , we found out where the fuck that dickhead lives already!... it lives in our oven and stove!! OMG. HOW THE FUCK HE GET IN THERE! n he has been living there for ages!! which means all his shit n pee all inside... i already put 2 'cheese'' near his nest... hopefully he grabs them and hopefully he's the only one around...
so far in aussie i have only been to Sydney, some parts of NSW, gold coast, melbourne and of course brisbane so i was thinking'' oh so aussie not that backward la''....... OMG they are not kidding when they say'' Only Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane are the REAL cities''.... in cairns, u hardly see ANY high rise buildings... kinda weird for a city of its stature.. Winnie told me Perth and other places are worse...OK..........no wonder OPSM is offering almost 10grand per mth just for us to work in perth,darwin or adelaide...! seriously now i know how gd city life is... really... in Singapore, u take for granted that an ambulance will come almost immediately after dialing 995... in the bloody suburbs, i doubt u can EVER get medical help in time...since mayb the whole town only has 1 or 2 doctors... n tat's nuts! even in brisbane , u go to E n E, u may take hrs juz to see the doc! WTF rite?!
aniwae luckily i went to cairns n going fiji tomolo that i escape the responsibility of catching the bloody fucking rat that appear in my kitchen.... RAT leh RAT!!! fuck man!! neva in my life have i seen or even expect such a situation... juz imagine 1 day u open ur cardboard n the bloody fucking rat is chewing ur clothes and its pee and shit in ur underwear and u dunno n wear them!...''YUM YUM YUM, ur clothes are delicious and ur underwear are great toilet bowls:) ''
disgusting rite...bought some rat posion that look like some cheese to bait that bastard(n hopefully only bastard, not bastards) out ...n thank god i m not the one who's gona clear the carcass... to think Fabian even tot it's cute ..''OH the rat is very small only... not like those u see in Singapore kind leh....quite cute in fact''...OMFG... i almost faint when i heard that...
*lastest news!... juz 5 mins ago , we found out where the fuck that dickhead lives already!... it lives in our oven and stove!! OMG. HOW THE FUCK HE GET IN THERE! n he has been living there for ages!! which means all his shit n pee all inside... i already put 2 'cheese'' near his nest... hopefully he grabs them and hopefully he's the only one around...
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
crap news again!!!...stop here if u dont want to read my relentless ranting...
it seems that if bad luck grabs u, they stuck to u as if their lives depend on it , like a fucking bloody leech... following last wk suayness, my application to overseas exchange failed!!!...ARGH!!!...no more watching liverpool at Anfield, no more going sweden , no more staying in canada and no more touring S.America.... the school told me that the laws from the different nations dont allow me to go for an exchange, plus the fact that this is the first time a student from optometry actually wans to go for exchange(WTF) so they are not really sure what to do...the laws in US and Canada requires a post-grad to do optom, Europe consider optom as a medical degree plus it's a 3 yr course instead of 4 so the modules are different, even Hong Kong has has some problems i can only take 2 or 3 modules instead of 4 that i require to complete in 1 sem, which means i haf to grad 1 more yr later...
SO here i m ... screwing myself in Aussie's most livable city....n my friend who can go for exchange in many other places cant wait to come over to get screwed at one of Aussie's most boring cities, Adelaide... Ironic eh?! Wld have pull her face till her head explode , bite off her hands to grab the chance, but there she goes n wasted it on ''even locals dont go there'' Adelaide ... how cool is that....
it seems that if bad luck grabs u, they stuck to u as if their lives depend on it , like a fucking bloody leech... following last wk suayness, my application to overseas exchange failed!!!...ARGH!!!...no more watching liverpool at Anfield, no more going sweden , no more staying in canada and no more touring S.America.... the school told me that the laws from the different nations dont allow me to go for an exchange, plus the fact that this is the first time a student from optometry actually wans to go for exchange(WTF) so they are not really sure what to do...the laws in US and Canada requires a post-grad to do optom, Europe consider optom as a medical degree plus it's a 3 yr course instead of 4 so the modules are different, even Hong Kong has has some problems i can only take 2 or 3 modules instead of 4 that i require to complete in 1 sem, which means i haf to grad 1 more yr later...
SO here i m ... screwing myself in Aussie's most livable city....n my friend who can go for exchange in many other places cant wait to come over to get screwed at one of Aussie's most boring cities, Adelaide... Ironic eh?! Wld have pull her face till her head explode , bite off her hands to grab the chance, but there she goes n wasted it on ''even locals dont go there'' Adelaide ... how cool is that....
Saturday, May 31, 2008
u look like a screwdriver---go screw urself
My practical exam is at 10am ysd
but somehow i remembered it to be at 2pm!!!! so i woke up at 1130 thinking of going to school early to study for the prac... when i woke up n check the school email i discovered that it's at 10!!!! OMG.... u can neva imagine how horrified i m... i chiong to uni in my pajamas ,drove at 120km/hr and run like i neva ran before..... n by the time i reached school, my my classmates came out already... i totally stunned.... if i fail this, not onli did i fail the module , i fail the entire course this sem coz all of them are co-requisites for next sem stuff!!!... so now i haf 2 bloody choices..... FAKE SICK , get MC or walk in now n beg for forgiveness...
i chose the latter.... luckily....
the prof was sooo nice!!...OMG!! i tot i m totally screwed but he says, '' oh well if u dont mind me eating my lunch in the lab , i could wait 2 hrs for u...'' OMG OMG OMG... at tat moment he looked like Jesus reborn !! i couldnt believe my luck... 2 bloody fucking hrs late and he let me still do the prac!!...
he told me to sit down, catch my breath n drink some water and tell him when i m ready for the exam... WAH LAN ... he's probably the nicest prof u could ever ever ever meet...if i were him, i will juz tell the student to juz screw himself for being fucking 2 hrs late.... not onli tat... i pon his 8am lecture(tat explains why all of my coursemates are in the lab except me) so for him not to fail me is nothing short of a miracle...
SO there i m ... sat down , relaxing ,drinking some water... DEN ANOTHER FUCKING SUAY THING HAPPEN!!! the red bull that i bought last nite broke!!! n it spilled all over my notes!!! including my cheat sheet !!! FUCK! i didnt have time to study n i bloody need that sheet n now it's gone..n my pencil case got tat stinking lingering red bull smell ... HOW FUCKING SUAY CAN U GET IN A DAY....
but somehow i remembered it to be at 2pm!!!! so i woke up at 1130 thinking of going to school early to study for the prac... when i woke up n check the school email i discovered that it's at 10!!!! OMG.... u can neva imagine how horrified i m... i chiong to uni in my pajamas ,drove at 120km/hr and run like i neva ran before..... n by the time i reached school, my my classmates came out already... i totally stunned.... if i fail this, not onli did i fail the module , i fail the entire course this sem coz all of them are co-requisites for next sem stuff!!!... so now i haf 2 bloody choices..... FAKE SICK , get MC or walk in now n beg for forgiveness...
i chose the latter.... luckily....
the prof was sooo nice!!...OMG!! i tot i m totally screwed but he says, '' oh well if u dont mind me eating my lunch in the lab , i could wait 2 hrs for u...'' OMG OMG OMG... at tat moment he looked like Jesus reborn !! i couldnt believe my luck... 2 bloody fucking hrs late and he let me still do the prac!!...
he told me to sit down, catch my breath n drink some water and tell him when i m ready for the exam... WAH LAN ... he's probably the nicest prof u could ever ever ever meet...if i were him, i will juz tell the student to juz screw himself for being fucking 2 hrs late.... not onli tat... i pon his 8am lecture(tat explains why all of my coursemates are in the lab except me) so for him not to fail me is nothing short of a miracle...
SO there i m ... sat down , relaxing ,drinking some water... DEN ANOTHER FUCKING SUAY THING HAPPEN!!! the red bull that i bought last nite broke!!! n it spilled all over my notes!!! including my cheat sheet !!! FUCK! i didnt have time to study n i bloody need that sheet n now it's gone..n my pencil case got tat stinking lingering red bull smell ... HOW FUCKING SUAY CAN U GET IN A DAY....
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Wah Lan leh!... for those who didnt read the news recently, Myanmar is being hit by a huge cyclone that kills more than 10,000 people already... oh my god... seriously this country is damn freaking suay....
last yr september the junta killed sooo many monks n burmese n the people barely recovered from its effect, esp the tourism industry, now it kanna this cyclone... how suay is this?!
i muz be damn freaking lucky honestly... if i had stayed in SMU instead of coming to QUT, i would haf made the trip to Burma during this summer holidays instead of January!... n the places that are the most hit are the places that i have been to!!... esp near the famous Irrawaddy delta n i will be probably killed... the junta neva warned the ppl AT ALL!!...even those living right in the heart of the city! WTF!!!! n since there are no handphones or even decent phones ard with a huge shortage food around, even if i wasnt drowned, i would haf starved to death already. N no one in the world would ever know where i died or what's exactly going on... it's like u disappear from the surface of the world suddenly!
mayb that's the reason why god wants me to come QUT.
last yr september the junta killed sooo many monks n burmese n the people barely recovered from its effect, esp the tourism industry, now it kanna this cyclone... how suay is this?!
i muz be damn freaking lucky honestly... if i had stayed in SMU instead of coming to QUT, i would haf made the trip to Burma during this summer holidays instead of January!... n the places that are the most hit are the places that i have been to!!... esp near the famous Irrawaddy delta n i will be probably killed... the junta neva warned the ppl AT ALL!!...even those living right in the heart of the city! WTF!!!! n since there are no handphones or even decent phones ard with a huge shortage food around, even if i wasnt drowned, i would haf starved to death already. N no one in the world would ever know where i died or what's exactly going on... it's like u disappear from the surface of the world suddenly!
mayb that's the reason why god wants me to come QUT.
Friday, May 02, 2008
in the end , my anatomy assignment still screwed up!!!... my assignment got a big fat zero!.... chao chee bye to the bloody chee bye mother fucker in my group...... i dunno WTF he is doing by plagiarizing 3 WHOLE FUCKING PAGES out of our 9 pages assignment..!!!! now not only we get zero(which is ten times worse than juz failing the assignment), our record will also be in the school database!!! CCB.... the prof warned us if we got caught again, we may be even fired from the school..... CCB!!!..... now i hate viets even more.... neva been a huge fan of the cunning n stupid viets when i went vietnam n now i will neva be one....
seriously that son of a bitch shd juz die..... is he thinking our prof is an idiot or wat... u copy n paste 2000 words without EVEN PARAPHRASING!!! n didnt even give ANY reference... n now my grp is being labeled ''copy n paste grp''.... thanx a lot ... n if i didnt ace my mid sem , which is bloody hell next wk n my final exam, i will haf to repeat this bloody subject..... n by repeating , i haf to stop school for a yr coz next sem stuff i cant participate until i finish all of this sem stuff !!.. n this subject is once a yr!!!.. n all the visa shit problems comes into play.... THANX U BLOODY CB!!
seriously WTF God is doing?!!... bastards get the girls, we got punished together with this mother fucker and liverpool lost to chelsea... R u blind?!!! God u need to see an optometrist....
seriously that son of a bitch shd juz die..... is he thinking our prof is an idiot or wat... u copy n paste 2000 words without EVEN PARAPHRASING!!! n didnt even give ANY reference... n now my grp is being labeled ''copy n paste grp''.... thanx a lot ... n if i didnt ace my mid sem , which is bloody hell next wk n my final exam, i will haf to repeat this bloody subject..... n by repeating , i haf to stop school for a yr coz next sem stuff i cant participate until i finish all of this sem stuff !!.. n this subject is once a yr!!!.. n all the visa shit problems comes into play.... THANX U BLOODY CB!!
seriously WTF God is doing?!!... bastards get the girls, we got punished together with this mother fucker and liverpool lost to chelsea... R u blind?!!! God u need to see an optometrist....
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!
S and T broke up , G n S also broke up......n u hear a veri veri familiar story.....
''He is very very nice BUT.........'' versus ''I noe he's a jerk n he fucks ard before BUT he WILL CHANGE for me''....
hahahhhha... both broke up wif their ''nice guy'' bfs n end up wif an asshole... this is THE REAL WORLD !!.... NICE GUYS DIE FIRST n EVil rulez!! so guys it's time to wake up ur idea!!....the onli time a nice guy can get a ger is when she got screwed n dumped by the jerk n u wait by the phone to pick up the pieces... tat's the onli time she will be wif u ...UNTIL the next jerk comes along.... or mayb she had ALL the fun with the jerks already n she feels like settling down den u get her...
we are living in the world whereby , according to the Bible, Jesus got screwed(literally) on a cross n die while the serpent is still exists ever since the Garden of Eden(with millions of descendants) !! DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!
for the gers who dont believe , go look ard n see how many of ur friends (or even u urself) are in love wif jerks before n how many much nicer guys u or they haf rejected or broke off wif.... for the guys, if u STILL dont get it, it's time u book a flight tix to Tokyo n camp at the Disneyland toilet... maybe someday a princess who looked like a Jap porn star will come to the toilet n marry u juz coz u are a nice guy:)
''He is very very nice BUT.........'' versus ''I noe he's a jerk n he fucks ard before BUT he WILL CHANGE for me''....
hahahhhha... both broke up wif their ''nice guy'' bfs n end up wif an asshole... this is THE REAL WORLD !!.... NICE GUYS DIE FIRST n EVil rulez!! so guys it's time to wake up ur idea!!....the onli time a nice guy can get a ger is when she got screwed n dumped by the jerk n u wait by the phone to pick up the pieces... tat's the onli time she will be wif u ...UNTIL the next jerk comes along.... or mayb she had ALL the fun with the jerks already n she feels like settling down den u get her...
we are living in the world whereby , according to the Bible, Jesus got screwed(literally) on a cross n die while the serpent is still exists ever since the Garden of Eden(with millions of descendants) !! DARTH VADER is ALWAYS more cool than HAN SOLO!!
for the gers who dont believe , go look ard n see how many of ur friends (or even u urself) are in love wif jerks before n how many much nicer guys u or they haf rejected or broke off wif.... for the guys, if u STILL dont get it, it's time u book a flight tix to Tokyo n camp at the Disneyland toilet... maybe someday a princess who looked like a Jap porn star will come to the toilet n marry u juz coz u are a nice guy:)
Sunday, April 27, 2008
jesus christ!
looking at the new 7 wonders of the world n saw this image...
Jesus is Truly enLIGHTeNING
Jesus is Truly enLIGHTeNING
Saturday, April 26, 2008
juz came back from GOLD coast last wk!!!.... it was awesome trip wif winnie ! except the fact i had a veri terrible diarrhea....
first day we went to eat the super famous Yatala Pies upon the advice of the lame queen brena... we die die also dont eat at home though we are freaking hungry to drive to tat ulu ulu place ...den we waited damn freaking long for juz 2 meat pies... n worse.... the pies are CRAP!!!! in fact i suspect my diarrhea come from those pies! not to mention it's freaking expensive....
next we went to Harbortown to grab some last min shopping before we head to the Jupitors CAsino... ok i wasnt suppose to gamble as my dad refuses to send any money over due to the extremely high exchange rate n now my finance is realli crap... but i juz could nt resist seeing those idiots playing blackjack n simply dont noe how to play n keep losing... BTW i saw QianHao!.....HAHAHAHAHAH....super qiao... neva see him for yrs den suddenly he comes to sdyney for exchange n went up to gold coast !!... seriously didnt expect to see him.... SO there is still some dumb ppl who realli come to Aussie for exchange !!! at least it's sdyney la.. still quite ok...
the next day was the BEST man!... we went to SeaWorld n had this super expensive helicopter ride.... 10 mins for a whopping 200 bucks !!. but OMG the view is incredible and seriously an once in a lifetime experience... at nite we went for another SUPER DUPER expensive dinner that cost us 120AUD EACH.... there are a lot of performances by those outback people n seriously it's not that bad... the food is pretty gd too!!... but for 120 leh... u expect nothing but the best stuff do u?!
BTW anyone has a sony camera?!!! Winnie stupidly left her USB cable in Taiwan!! urgh... n all my photos are with her n all she does when i ask her to burn a copy for me is to give me a stupid face
first day we went to eat the super famous Yatala Pies upon the advice of the lame queen brena... we die die also dont eat at home though we are freaking hungry to drive to tat ulu ulu place ...den we waited damn freaking long for juz 2 meat pies... n worse.... the pies are CRAP!!!! in fact i suspect my diarrhea come from those pies! not to mention it's freaking expensive....
next we went to Harbortown to grab some last min shopping before we head to the Jupitors CAsino... ok i wasnt suppose to gamble as my dad refuses to send any money over due to the extremely high exchange rate n now my finance is realli crap... but i juz could nt resist seeing those idiots playing blackjack n simply dont noe how to play n keep losing... BTW i saw QianHao!.....HAHAHAHAHAH....super qiao... neva see him for yrs den suddenly he comes to sdyney for exchange n went up to gold coast !!... seriously didnt expect to see him.... SO there is still some dumb ppl who realli come to Aussie for exchange !!! at least it's sdyney la.. still quite ok...
the next day was the BEST man!... we went to SeaWorld n had this super expensive helicopter ride.... 10 mins for a whopping 200 bucks !!. but OMG the view is incredible and seriously an once in a lifetime experience... at nite we went for another SUPER DUPER expensive dinner that cost us 120AUD EACH.... there are a lot of performances by those outback people n seriously it's not that bad... the food is pretty gd too!!... but for 120 leh... u expect nothing but the best stuff do u?!
BTW anyone has a sony camera?!!! Winnie stupidly left her USB cable in Taiwan!! urgh... n all my photos are with her n all she does when i ask her to burn a copy for me is to give me a stupid face
Monday, April 14, 2008
CCHSM
it has DAMN long since i worked so bloody hard... it almost reminds me of the SMU days... camping at the library ysd... YES mugging in library in Brisbane is a SIN!!! camping there deserves to be sent to the 18th level of hell....
seen the pics of Pam n co going back to CCHS... wow... how long is dat man!...seriously, it seems juz like ysd when they tricked me into joining their stupid '' OLD FATHER WILLIAM'' poem shit... n of course the unforgettable Sheila event which i got slapped for the first n onli time in my life... Sooooooo many memories..... tat time i went back, the leaders of the scouts are the juniors of my juniors n the yr 1 noobs are being treated to the ''haunted'' hse ... hahahha.... it's sooo fun to see the 12-13yr olds kids being scared to death by some light sticks n ghost stories, which BTW after a decade it's bloody hell still the SAME!!! some stuff haf changed though..... i still remember the 2 famous icons of the Chung Cheng lake---Chung chung the duck n cheng cheng the chicken... both disappear into thin air without leaving any legacy....
n Winnie finally bked her tix to Cairns... i shd be happy rite?! hahaha... but there's always a curse when i go on holidays wif my gf... before we fly there cfm break up... 2 out of 2 ...100% hit rate... hope this time will be different... or else hopefully can be like Kwek like dat... delay the breakup till after the trip at least... seriously this rlp i haf a pretty bad feeling abt it since the beginning.....but who noes?! those i haf gd feeling abt them in the past still become chui...
seen the pics of Pam n co going back to CCHS... wow... how long is dat man!...seriously, it seems juz like ysd when they tricked me into joining their stupid '' OLD FATHER WILLIAM'' poem shit... n of course the unforgettable Sheila event which i got slapped for the first n onli time in my life... Sooooooo many memories..... tat time i went back, the leaders of the scouts are the juniors of my juniors n the yr 1 noobs are being treated to the ''haunted'' hse ... hahahha.... it's sooo fun to see the 12-13yr olds kids being scared to death by some light sticks n ghost stories, which BTW after a decade it's bloody hell still the SAME!!! some stuff haf changed though..... i still remember the 2 famous icons of the Chung Cheng lake---Chung chung the duck n cheng cheng the chicken... both disappear into thin air without leaving any legacy....
n Winnie finally bked her tix to Cairns... i shd be happy rite?! hahaha... but there's always a curse when i go on holidays wif my gf... before we fly there cfm break up... 2 out of 2 ...100% hit rate... hope this time will be different... or else hopefully can be like Kwek like dat... delay the breakup till after the trip at least... seriously this rlp i haf a pretty bad feeling abt it since the beginning.....but who noes?! those i haf gd feeling abt them in the past still become chui...
Saturday, March 29, 2008
easter break
Holis are GONE!!!...damn fast!! ... but it was an AWESOME BREAK!.... went for amie's place for a gathering... went to eat at brisbane most expensive n best dim sum(gng there tml too)....went for PHANTOM OF THE OPERA play on tuesday.....went on wednesday for moreton island and came back on thursday nite... went for a great KTV session on friday... fantastic gathering at my hse ysd n finally a sumptuous steamboat tonite....
too much to update but too little time... had to finish off this disgusting formal report for Visual Science--- the subject which the prof in charge hates me to the max...
aniwae gotta sell my fucked up car asap... it's killing me wif its fucked up brakes...i juz banged a ford mondeo on the highway n it banged a brand new honda accord....LUCKILY (or rather suay), my damages are far worse than theirs so they close one eye say nvm.... juz imagine if realli need to pay , i m screwed to the max... n now i cant sell my car coz it looks like a disfigured RU HUA...repairing it will make me lose even more money!..
i finally bked my air tix to cairns !... it will be an awesome trip across the northern territory and northern queensland!... i will get to cairns on 25 june, spend a few days there n take a freaking 7 days bus ride to ayer rocks n take another 6 days bus ride up to darwin, spend a few days there n fly back to brisbane! thinking of that trip makes me feel damn shiok...
too much to update but too little time... had to finish off this disgusting formal report for Visual Science--- the subject which the prof in charge hates me to the max...
aniwae gotta sell my fucked up car asap... it's killing me wif its fucked up brakes...i juz banged a ford mondeo on the highway n it banged a brand new honda accord....LUCKILY (or rather suay), my damages are far worse than theirs so they close one eye say nvm.... juz imagine if realli need to pay , i m screwed to the max... n now i cant sell my car coz it looks like a disfigured RU HUA...repairing it will make me lose even more money!..
i finally bked my air tix to cairns !... it will be an awesome trip across the northern territory and northern queensland!... i will get to cairns on 25 june, spend a few days there n take a freaking 7 days bus ride to ayer rocks n take another 6 days bus ride up to darwin, spend a few days there n fly back to brisbane! thinking of that trip makes me feel damn shiok...
Monday, March 17, 2008
KNN!! super suay!... ysd i went out in the morning to collect my laundry and i walked straight into a fucking HUGE spider web!!! n the fucking spider landed on my neck and gave me a love bite .... when i try to get rid of it, it bit my hand also... CB.... it's fucking huge lar... it's as big as my palm and has red legs... i kinda hum coz it look poisonous .......after searching on the net, it's the fucking
Golden Orb-Weaver!!
my hand n neck got red for a while... Mei n Fabian asked me to go to the hospital but i dont think it's so serious la....come on..... go to hospital juz coz of a spider bite is like blowing a candle wif a fire extinguisher ........todae i met Drew n told him abt the bites n he told me WTF m i doing for not going to hospital?!... coz in Brisbane , there's pretty much a lot of poisonous spiders ard ..even in common places like the garden.....so u haf to go to the hospital... but since i m still alive, he reckon that it's some ugly looking huge Huntsman spiders or the timid Daddy-long-legs or the huge golden orb weaver....haha... the way he said that sounds like getting bitten by huge spiders in Brisbane is a common thing! sort of a culture difference thingy la... in Singapore if u go to hospital coz of a spider bite confirm ppl think u siao liao
Thursday, March 13, 2008
past few days haf been fucking busy!... soo busy that i didnt come home for dinner the whole wk n had to cancel my cooking duties...
ysd i met up wif the contact-singapore ppl who came to brisbane to ''promote'' singapore... hahaha... they are pretty gd to me n gavin , treating us to a crazily expensive dinner at this 5 star hotel.. being the VP does haf a bit of benefit ...hahahaha...
back from Byron Bay this sunday n it was great! seriously there got nothing lar... except the stupid light house which we went twice up for sunrise n sunset... n during the sunrise , we had the old traditions that peow they all left behind... STEAMBOAT!...haahha.... steamboat early in the morning at 5am on top of the mountain n eating in the rain is definitely a first.... realli la.. haf trip realli must haf the right ppl, even the place is chui, the whole journey is real fun! tat time sdyney was so much more beautiful n so much more stuff to do den end so many ppl unhappy...
aniwae my impression of amie increase by 12.5%... although i dont reali like her ''degeneration aura'' , i muz admit she can get things done pretty fast n well... veri impressive... but efficient doesnt mean nice and even nice doesnt mean gd.. so.....
fabian's gf is here for a wk! she's realli nice to him lar... fly all the way here for their anniversary ... n our hse suddenly become more lively alr....
ok time to do my crappy eye studies shit.... haf to complete 2 3000 words essay to be handed in by easter! i neva worked soooo hard for a yr alr... not used to it
Friday, March 07, 2008
looking back...it's juz 1 yr ago when Vic noes A... almost everyone here noes A is pretty much a jerk n esp Wendy went totally against it... wendy was at a pt so frustrated tat she juz dont care alr... hahah.. it's so similar to so many friends of mine n i haf to repeat the same old shit .....'' it's her life wat...u also not her parents or god.. if she want to die den let her die lor. ''... i muz haf repeated this for a billion times alr... i tink next time i shd tape it down...
ok back to V... cut the story short la... since the later part of she bochup-ing all her friends is always the same ... she was treated like shit and like a slave to A...den one day A beat her... she wanted a breakup den he beg her to come back n promise not to beat her again.. den she fucking stupidly forgive him...all her friends noe liao kan her like crazy.. den even more dumb, she fly to spore to visit him... she noes it's so damn fucking dumb of her to do it so she kept it a secret in case all her friends kan her again... n when she in spore, A beat the hell out of her AGAIN... this time worse, he took her hp n passport n lock her at home... n of course none of us noe anything! finally she came out of ''jail'' and her dad was sooo pissed that he wanted to call the police but she even beg her father not to do anything... now she even had to quit school juz to avoid him so he will finally let her go... WTF rite?!
oh well... she is a jovial , funny ger when i knew her n now she like become a total different person who didnt even dare to tell her friends wat things she done for the guy coz even herself knew it's fucking stupid... juz like a guo jie lao shu(rat running across the st)... isn't love suppose to be fun n enjoyable?? need to be so xin ku meh... aiya now u see so much of such events, u juz dont realli feel much abt them liao... the best way to look at these kind of events is to shut up, sit on a comfortable couch , grab a can of coke wif a packet of popcorn
ok back to V... cut the story short la... since the later part of she bochup-ing all her friends is always the same ... she was treated like shit and like a slave to A...den one day A beat her... she wanted a breakup den he beg her to come back n promise not to beat her again.. den she fucking stupidly forgive him...all her friends noe liao kan her like crazy.. den even more dumb, she fly to spore to visit him... she noes it's so damn fucking dumb of her to do it so she kept it a secret in case all her friends kan her again... n when she in spore, A beat the hell out of her AGAIN... this time worse, he took her hp n passport n lock her at home... n of course none of us noe anything! finally she came out of ''jail'' and her dad was sooo pissed that he wanted to call the police but she even beg her father not to do anything... now she even had to quit school juz to avoid him so he will finally let her go... WTF rite?!
oh well... she is a jovial , funny ger when i knew her n now she like become a total different person who didnt even dare to tell her friends wat things she done for the guy coz even herself knew it's fucking stupid... juz like a guo jie lao shu(rat running across the st)... isn't love suppose to be fun n enjoyable?? need to be so xin ku meh... aiya now u see so much of such events, u juz dont realli feel much abt them liao... the best way to look at these kind of events is to shut up, sit on a comfortable couch , grab a can of coke wif a packet of popcorn
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
WE UNFUCK THE WORLD
Market Day(aka CCA day) is over... discover a damn funny club called '' THE RESISTANCE CLUB''.... hahahaha... their slogan is ''WE UNFUCK THE WORLD..''...... damn funny rite?! they go ard organising protests , having seminars on how Bush n other ''dictators'' destroying the world that kind of stuff...dunno if the got include LKY not..... Seriously only the Ang mohs will come up wif such things... Oh got another club call the medieval club... they organise parties for everyone to dress like those old English medieval ppl...hahaha...
Juz went to SEXPO wif Carol n Mei on Sunday... it is damn funny! i go inside ,straightaway saw a few women naked...i totally stunned... some gers dressed like nurses n policewomen selling dildos and sex toys.. . there are also live strippers on stage but suay suay when i go that time is the male strippers .... KNN... one hr of seeing naked men on stage is sth u guys wont wan to imagine(nt tat i haf much choice)... the 2 gers keep '' wow wow wow.. they re so cute!!!''
they also haf ''live'' sex behind a screen but u can see the shadows of the porn stars hafing sex or threesome....pretty interesting...there is also ''live'' strip poker! ahaha .. the ang mohs realli bochup one.... the contestants are all visitors but they dont mind stripping juz to play the game... i told Carol to join the poker la!i will sponsor her dinner and cook for her everyday ... den she looked at me wif that sick look... damn funny!...
the most interesting thing is the Penis ART!! damn funny!!!! the ''artist'' is totally naked n paint wif his pure naked DICK! OMG... he dips his dick into the paint n starts to paint !...hahah... at first i tot he at least got a condom on(i juz cant imagine paint on my dick n drying up or the ''MEAT'' part of it rubbing against the canvas) but he realli uses his PURE NAKED DICK! OMG.. i wanted him to paint a portrait of me (it juz cost 50 bucks!) but the tot of hafing a painting of urself drawn by a dick juz seems too weird(n also the tot of the dick smell on the painting)... i took the pics of the ''artist'' but the pics wif Carol .. i will post them on the next post... i bet u cant believe it!
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Amie also knew Yuey... so qiao rite?! n she was in the second batch of his ''get to know chicks'' parties ... we went the day before her... got an urge to ask her if he got go xian any gers in her batch not but ended up didnt...later hear some info which i dont need or not suppose to hear n haf a moral obligation to do sth abt it...
she said he n his gf is coming to brisbane soon.. are u that gf, Mindy? if u are, DO NOT ASK ME OUT TOGETHER WIF HIM.........seeing u 2 together somehow reminds me of the scene in the movie 300 .....whereby the leader went to the oracles to seek advice and the oracles went to lick the face of the blond ger that are offered to them and gif a horny and cheeky wink at me...it juz appears in my mind automatically , cant control it.
dunno issit Amie's comments or juz her aura that actually pisses ppl off... she commented ''aiya some gers still young lar .'' after saying he is coming to brisbane..... it is juz a harmless comment rite? but i duuno why i shoot her back wif ''yar den they can juz fuck around rite?'' wanted to add ''just like u'' behind but restrain myself juz in time...i realli dunno why she pisses me off wif it...mayb coz i noe sths that i shdnt noe abt her and it further worsens her image..... i haf no sheng chou da hen wif her n i realli dont hate her... she is quite shag also coz Peow n Ronald they all went back singapore liao.... n coz of that , she even wanted to quit school to go melb or back to singapore....so in fact , a lot of times i wanted to invite her to join our gatherings but den everytime she is there, she somehow will haf mood swings that pisses everyone off... n when she is there, Kiat n Paul will not be there... she juz has this ''degeneration aura'' that cannot be explained ... not her fault ... she's juz being herself... seldom see( in fact neva) a pretty chio ger that has this aura ...oh well ... too bad.. that's life
she said he n his gf is coming to brisbane soon.. are u that gf, Mindy? if u are, DO NOT ASK ME OUT TOGETHER WIF HIM.........seeing u 2 together somehow reminds me of the scene in the movie 300 .....whereby the leader went to the oracles to seek advice and the oracles went to lick the face of the blond ger that are offered to them and gif a horny and cheeky wink at me...it juz appears in my mind automatically , cant control it.
dunno issit Amie's comments or juz her aura that actually pisses ppl off... she commented ''aiya some gers still young lar .'' after saying he is coming to brisbane..... it is juz a harmless comment rite? but i duuno why i shoot her back wif ''yar den they can juz fuck around rite?'' wanted to add ''just like u'' behind but restrain myself juz in time...i realli dunno why she pisses me off wif it...mayb coz i noe sths that i shdnt noe abt her and it further worsens her image..... i haf no sheng chou da hen wif her n i realli dont hate her... she is quite shag also coz Peow n Ronald they all went back singapore liao.... n coz of that , she even wanted to quit school to go melb or back to singapore....so in fact , a lot of times i wanted to invite her to join our gatherings but den everytime she is there, she somehow will haf mood swings that pisses everyone off... n when she is there, Kiat n Paul will not be there... she juz has this ''degeneration aura'' that cannot be explained ... not her fault ... she's juz being herself... seldom see( in fact neva) a pretty chio ger that has this aura ...oh well ... too bad.. that's life
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
GOD WANS U TO DIE, U MUST DIE
SHAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........if u are fucking suay , u are realli fucking suay!.... mai jiao bian gong guay......in nothern side of Brisbane, Rockhampton, there is a massive flood !! CHEEBYE... n ALL (YES ALL) the phone operators technicians went up north to repair the damages !! n no technicians in brisbane now... CAN U BELIEVE THIS?!!! so we cant apply for telephone line until mid march and we need another 2 to 3 wks for teh internet connection!... so till april i haf to come all the fucking way to school to use the fucking net!
The legend's scandal..it's getting abit boring lar... but my malaysians , hongkies and taiwanese and even teh local asians friends keep updating me until i bo bian need to hear... tat once innocent cute cute gillian says that the furthest she would go wif her bf is to kiss n she did all the stuff wif edison because she tinks he will change n want to keep him....sort of an one off event...HAHA... bonus stage?? ....hahaha... wateva la... mayb she was once innocent ..i dunno... but she alr noes wat kind of person our beloved legend is and still wan to be a slut n a sex toy for him ...so shut up n accept ur career is gone. END OF. quite sad lar to see a ger i once like become like that ...but too bad!! she totally deserves it
The legend's scandal..it's getting abit boring lar... but my malaysians , hongkies and taiwanese and even teh local asians friends keep updating me until i bo bian need to hear... tat once innocent cute cute gillian says that the furthest she would go wif her bf is to kiss n she did all the stuff wif edison because she tinks he will change n want to keep him....sort of an one off event...HAHA... bonus stage?? ....hahaha... wateva la... mayb she was once innocent ..i dunno... but she alr noes wat kind of person our beloved legend is and still wan to be a slut n a sex toy for him ...so shut up n accept ur career is gone. END OF. quite sad lar to see a ger i once like become like that ...but too bad!! she totally deserves it
Sunday, February 24, 2008
BACK IN BRISSIE!
Living in cave AGAIN!!! neva expect so soon i experience the torture of no internet, no phone shit AGAIN! juz less than a mth after the dark old confined Burma days....
no internet n phone realli jialat.... coz no internet means no way to find out the internet plans n thus cant apply the plans THROUGH THE INTERNET!... it's a vicious cycle...
got a car this sem n suddenly the world calls u n be their Filipino maid.. fetching them from airport, moving hse all got ur share... at first nt tat pissed but now in 4 freaking days, not onli i spent 120 bucks on petrol, i dont even haf time for myself to unpack my own stuff! WTF rite?! some ppl realli nt zi dong one... i tried to reject them nicely but they coming n coming until i muz reject them straight in their face.... tat's nt a gd thing seriously CUZ WHEN I M PISSED , i CAN BE FUCKING GUAI LAN... n i suck at hiding emotions...
though these few days i m freaking busy WITH OTHER PPL's STUFF, i m pretty happy ... partly coz of my new hse... it's huge n the rm completely suits me... a queen size bed onli wif no excess furniture... juz wat i need... great hsemates(for now at least) and a huge living rm wif gothic lamps...it's freaking old though... u look at it at first u would think tat Casper n his friendly friends are living there... the windows are all locked due to previous accidents of burglary...
the places ard it are also damn cool... great restaurants all around the place n the supermarket is juz 50 steps from our main door(yes i actually counted it)...first class location... the jazz bar near my place is pretty gd too...
no internet n phone realli jialat.... coz no internet means no way to find out the internet plans n thus cant apply the plans THROUGH THE INTERNET!... it's a vicious cycle...
got a car this sem n suddenly the world calls u n be their Filipino maid.. fetching them from airport, moving hse all got ur share... at first nt tat pissed but now in 4 freaking days, not onli i spent 120 bucks on petrol, i dont even haf time for myself to unpack my own stuff! WTF rite?! some ppl realli nt zi dong one... i tried to reject them nicely but they coming n coming until i muz reject them straight in their face.... tat's nt a gd thing seriously CUZ WHEN I M PISSED , i CAN BE FUCKING GUAI LAN... n i suck at hiding emotions...
though these few days i m freaking busy WITH OTHER PPL's STUFF, i m pretty happy ... partly coz of my new hse... it's huge n the rm completely suits me... a queen size bed onli wif no excess furniture... juz wat i need... great hsemates(for now at least) and a huge living rm wif gothic lamps...it's freaking old though... u look at it at first u would think tat Casper n his friendly friends are living there... the windows are all locked due to previous accidents of burglary...
the places ard it are also damn cool... great restaurants all around the place n the supermarket is juz 50 steps from our main door(yes i actually counted it)...first class location... the jazz bar near my place is pretty gd too...
Monday, February 18, 2008
DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....
last few wks have been horrible! Ever since i came back from Burma, somehow or rather i feel super moody, nothing realli interests me at all! n the irregular slping patterns due to poker or mahjong make it much much worse... in fact i haf neva feel so moody for such a long time! which realli irritates me coz the feeling juz dont go away! the sad things that happen around me seems like keeping the evil flames up..
Reading the bk of the 2 depression gers , i damn scared i kanna depression! so i went to google abt it... to my horror, i got a few symptoms of it! which is realli scary... how is it possible?! i knew it can happen to anyone ,anytime ...but to me??!! i immediately call my friend who had depression and ask for her view abt it...
She told me there's a chance i got minor depression... OMG! but it's veri likely due to the fact that my adrenaline in my body has a sudden decrease that causes this ''cloud of gloom'' that doesnt go away...in dec everyone is hafing holis and almost everyday it's pack meeting friends, hanging out , playing high stakes poker, mahjong , going genting ,planning for trips and the burma trip that causes the huge increase in my adrenaline den suddenly come back home, i had absolutely nothing to do...n that the sudden lack of ''excitement '' and adrenaline causes this sudden moody feeling... n of course some shocking n stupid stuff that happen to my friends around me worsen the effect... but she mentioned tat it would be fine if i juz do some exercise, hanging out wif friends to push up the adrenaline level n before i knew it i will be fine....
the next day i took a cab wif my diving instructor n fabian n i ask him if my panic attacks when i m diving the day before n todae is a symptom of depression(he has depression before also).... he told me no way ! haha... coz most of the time panic attacks due to depression is due to fear of crowd n seeing me tok cock to the ang mohs n the fellow students like my buddies like dat wif no panic attack , he tinks it's impossible the panic attacks are due to depression, most prob juz that i need more time to accustom to the murky surroundings in Palau Hantu...
after that super tiring dive, i went out wif Brook who juz came back from Japan ...chat wif for damn long and we did something that turns on all humans' adrenaline.... GAMBLE!...haha... finally some higher stakes gambling ...hahaha... singapore blackjack wif stakes of at least 10 bucks and no ceiling... not veri big also lar but betta than the normal 1 or 2 bucks crap... n realli POOM!! suddenly the moody feeling juz gone!!! unbelievable!
ONE MORE THING... for those who are reading this n who have friends who juz got together wif an asshole n ur gf broke up wif u to be wif an asshole(ALL OF US must haf some experience in this)... n no matter how much u want to dissuade her, the closer she is wif that asshole.. n now u feel totally helpless.... pls juz let it go.... i believe all their friends are giving her a veri hard time and she isnt feeling veri gd either.... but gers are naturally stupid n dumb n every ger out there thinks that assholes will change for them n turn into an angel(juz ask every ger tht our beloved Edison fucked n dated n they will say they tot so but still ended up onli wif a cock in their mouth)... it's juz like a handicap--- u cant blame a deaf for not hearing properly rite?---
As OUR BELOVED God-like Edison always say...... IT'S ONLY A GAME. DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....
Reading the bk of the 2 depression gers , i damn scared i kanna depression! so i went to google abt it... to my horror, i got a few symptoms of it! which is realli scary... how is it possible?! i knew it can happen to anyone ,anytime ...but to me??!! i immediately call my friend who had depression and ask for her view abt it...
She told me there's a chance i got minor depression... OMG! but it's veri likely due to the fact that my adrenaline in my body has a sudden decrease that causes this ''cloud of gloom'' that doesnt go away...in dec everyone is hafing holis and almost everyday it's pack meeting friends, hanging out , playing high stakes poker, mahjong , going genting ,planning for trips and the burma trip that causes the huge increase in my adrenaline den suddenly come back home, i had absolutely nothing to do...n that the sudden lack of ''excitement '' and adrenaline causes this sudden moody feeling... n of course some shocking n stupid stuff that happen to my friends around me worsen the effect... but she mentioned tat it would be fine if i juz do some exercise, hanging out wif friends to push up the adrenaline level n before i knew it i will be fine....
the next day i took a cab wif my diving instructor n fabian n i ask him if my panic attacks when i m diving the day before n todae is a symptom of depression(he has depression before also).... he told me no way ! haha... coz most of the time panic attacks due to depression is due to fear of crowd n seeing me tok cock to the ang mohs n the fellow students like my buddies like dat wif no panic attack , he tinks it's impossible the panic attacks are due to depression, most prob juz that i need more time to accustom to the murky surroundings in Palau Hantu...
after that super tiring dive, i went out wif Brook who juz came back from Japan ...chat wif for damn long and we did something that turns on all humans' adrenaline.... GAMBLE!...haha... finally some higher stakes gambling ...hahaha... singapore blackjack wif stakes of at least 10 bucks and no ceiling... not veri big also lar but betta than the normal 1 or 2 bucks crap... n realli POOM!! suddenly the moody feeling juz gone!!! unbelievable!
ONE MORE THING... for those who are reading this n who have friends who juz got together wif an asshole n ur gf broke up wif u to be wif an asshole(ALL OF US must haf some experience in this)... n no matter how much u want to dissuade her, the closer she is wif that asshole.. n now u feel totally helpless.... pls juz let it go.... i believe all their friends are giving her a veri hard time and she isnt feeling veri gd either.... but gers are naturally stupid n dumb n every ger out there thinks that assholes will change for them n turn into an angel(juz ask every ger tht our beloved Edison fucked n dated n they will say they tot so but still ended up onli wif a cock in their mouth)... it's juz like a handicap--- u cant blame a deaf for not hearing properly rite?---
As OUR BELOVED God-like Edison always say...... IT'S ONLY A GAME. DON'T HATE THE PLAYERS.HATE THE GAME....
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Forbidden Fruit
from Wiki,
Oh well... everyone can actually see the ending do we ? but love is blind n our beloved Eve is happily munching the fruit ... everyone is sad of course, only the sneaky snake giggles in the bushes knowing that he has got her in his plan n Eve will still believe him no matter what he says he do in the bushes and no matter what others say...
n i ,can onli salute Mr Snake for his intelligence n wits in seducing Eve
The term "forbidden fruit" is a metaphor that describes any object of desire whose appeal is a direct result of the knowledge that it cannot or should not be obtained or something that someone may want but cannot have. The phrase refers to the Book of Genesis,[1] where it is the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil eaten by Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. As a result of their decision to eat the fruit, Adam and Eve lost their innocence (according to the Christian interpretation), became separated from God and were exiled from the garden where they were forced to adopt agriculture under less than desirable circumstances for a living. The concept of "knowing" good and evil can be best understood as being emotionally entangled with the struggle of determining the difference.
Ppl may ask why the hell Eve took that fruit when she clearly noes that it is evil and bad..?? The love for the fruit temporarily blinded her?? or the fact that the fruit is sth she not suppose to have and neva tot of having in the beginning and therefore the appeal is soooo much greater? No one noes.... but God and all the animals in the Garden were sad that she eventually ate it... who can blame them? seeing her losing her innocence and getting exiled from the garden... God warns her multiple times but still to no avail... n the more HE warns , the more she wants the fruit...Oh well... everyone can actually see the ending do we ? but love is blind n our beloved Eve is happily munching the fruit ... everyone is sad of course, only the sneaky snake giggles in the bushes knowing that he has got her in his plan n Eve will still believe him no matter what he says he do in the bushes and no matter what others say...
n i ,can onli salute Mr Snake for his intelligence n wits in seducing Eve
Friday, February 15, 2008
Tuk Tuk to the road
juz finished the book , Bad Lands by Tony Wheeler... it's a freaking cool book whereby he traveled to all the countries which are supposedly evil... countries like afghanistan , iraq, iran, burma, libya , cuba, north korea, etc... reali love to go these places ,maybe except afghan n iraq... but den again you neva noe... if 2 yrs ago, someone tells me that i will be backpacking solo in Burma, i would tell him tat the chances are as low as finding Gillian Chung's porn pics on the net(at tat time she was teh golden virgin)...
BTW ysd fabian mentioned during dinner that S is a nutcase n crazy bitch which i totally agreed... den he said she got depression n hafing depression is being crazy... WAH LAN... i wanted to scold him! like dat is like insulting a few of my gd friends n my auntie lar!! but end up i dont need to do the dirty job...hahaha ... my diving instructor who was eating wif us flared up n KAN him like siao... coz my diving instructor has/had depression...SEE??!! realli depression can happen to anyone... he is the funny guy who has the dream job of getting paid for diving , got the bad boy look which can fuck any gers around, rich and haf a gf who treat him like a god yet he has depression...anyway some random facts abt depression: WHO predicts by 2020, depression will be the second most fatal illness in the world... not surprising
started reading another bk --TUK TUK TO THE ROAD by antonia kent n jo huxster.... 2 gers who had depression before n now embarking on an overland trip from thailand all the way to brighton in UK... crazy journey of 12500 miles! damn interesting n i 1 shot read almost 65% of the bk liao
BTW ysd fabian mentioned during dinner that S is a nutcase n crazy bitch which i totally agreed... den he said she got depression n hafing depression is being crazy... WAH LAN... i wanted to scold him! like dat is like insulting a few of my gd friends n my auntie lar!! but end up i dont need to do the dirty job...hahaha ... my diving instructor who was eating wif us flared up n KAN him like siao... coz my diving instructor has/had depression...SEE??!! realli depression can happen to anyone... he is the funny guy who has the dream job of getting paid for diving , got the bad boy look which can fuck any gers around, rich and haf a gf who treat him like a god yet he has depression...anyway some random facts abt depression: WHO predicts by 2020, depression will be the second most fatal illness in the world... not surprising
started reading another bk --TUK TUK TO THE ROAD by antonia kent n jo huxster.... 2 gers who had depression before n now embarking on an overland trip from thailand all the way to brighton in UK... crazy journey of 12500 miles! damn interesting n i 1 shot read almost 65% of the bk liao
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Right cards at the wrong time is the most frustrating of all
in poker , the worst scenario occurs when u had the best hand in the beginning--- pair of aces--- and u still lost the pot
it mostly happens becoz u made a veri bad n major decision in the beginning and due to the error u are not able to commit to the pot anymore or juz want to slow play.... and KABOOM! u allow other players into the game n steal ur pot... this is the most frustrating of all! coz u noe u cld haf won the pot n gd hand doesnt come often....
but oh well life's like dat! u juz cant make all the right decisions all the time n lead a perfect life rite? if u do, ur picture will be hanging in the church and ur name will appear all over the bible...
it mostly happens becoz u made a veri bad n major decision in the beginning and due to the error u are not able to commit to the pot anymore or juz want to slow play.... and KABOOM! u allow other players into the game n steal ur pot... this is the most frustrating of all! coz u noe u cld haf won the pot n gd hand doesnt come often....
but oh well life's like dat! u juz cant make all the right decisions all the time n lead a perfect life rite? if u do, ur picture will be hanging in the church and ur name will appear all over the bible...
Friday, February 08, 2008
burma
DAY 4 n 5:
todae was nuts man! the german ger, Katalin n i went for this 8hr hike up to the mountain top!... my stamina totally cannot make it and it was freezing cold... in Inle Lake it's abt 15 to 20 degrees.. at the mountain, it's much worse than tat! i wore 3 shirts still shiver like crazy...
at nite was the worst! probably the worse nite i ever had... both kat n i got diarrhea both at the same time! we onli had a small head lamp between both of us n a small roll of toilet paper.. which is TOTALLY no enuff... so almost every 15 mins we will climb down from the monastery we are staying to shit at the nearby field...FINALLY our toilet paper supply is gone n we still got diarrhea! but i refuse to shit wifout any toilet paper... but my stomach is so pain tat i cant slp until i haf to pop a few slping pills kat brought... she's worse! she vomit n vomit the whole nite!
finally the next morning came n we haf to rush down to the nearest village to get medicine for kat(abt 2 hrs away)...which was realli crazy.. her face was completely pale n she told us she's diabetic...n still haf to tahan my shit coz Burmese dont use toilet paper! so no toilet paper to buy at all! end up problem solved when i use kat's medicine's instruction manual...
hahahaha..tink abt it realli is damn funny n i doubt kat n i will ever forget our horrible ''shitting trips'' , the cool feeling --literally cool---of shitting in the middle of the nite together and the stupidest n dumbest ways to encourage each other to carry on hiking...
the suay kids who played right at the place tat we shit
great-grandma of the kid!
brotherly love for a mummy-lookalike baby
the kid super scared of Kat--the guide told us this is onli the sec or third time she see a white
my guide! wif a weirdo looking made-in-china white plastic bag
DAy 6:
First day at Mandalay! n finally i can access my emails n MSN which is incredible... den i juz nice i met the owner of the internet cafe! n he told me tis is probably the onli cafe tat can access the restricted sites as he used several layers to diverting or some sort...
get around teh 3 ancient cities--Innwa, Amarapura, Sagaing... which are the past capitals of Burma.. hired this ex-lawyer as m taxi driver... he is amazing man! his english is superb.. the best so far... n i juz chat wif him non- stop! know soooo much stuff abt burma ... he quits his job as a lawyer coz there is too much corruption n he cant help ppl who realli needs help coz the govt always win or the judge will juz get killed or jailed...
at one of the ancient ruins, i finally saw an ancient coin which belongs to King Mindon Era... the first king to bring coinage to Burma and i bought it at a bargian price but den...... POOM!!! tons n tons of the villagers came to sell me things...i m the onli tourist there so they concentrate all their efforts on me... i m like Jay Chou like dat ,haf to push ppl out of the way to get into my horse cart...i told a ger some ridiculous price for some metal sourviers to get her off my back den she rode a bicycle to chase me n bargain wif me for 10 mins! in the end i juz buy from her at a high price as she was panting n still haf to keep chasing me n bargaining at the same time....her efforts alone deserve something...
on this famous bridge--the Teakwood Bridge, the longest teakwood bridge in the world, i met this little boy who speaks realli gd english...he keeps pestering me to buy some pearls necklace from him..the bridge is realli veri long n he followed me for abt 15 mins which reali tested my patience... so i told him to go find the German guy in front , coz i m not gonna buy anything! den to my amazement....... he told me the guy was French! n already there is an ''agent'' attached to him... incredible... he told me he could speak , german, french , jap ,spainish , english ,italian! siao! n he was not lying when i heard the French in front speaks wif his friend wifout any problem! incredible! end up he gave up selling his stuff to me n we juz chat abt my life in singapore
leaning tower of INWA
the crazy island of Sagaing---wif thousands of pagodas
the fisherman who put his catch in a improvised Longyi
teakwood bridge at Amarapura
the angel---the duck--- ferrying a scholar
todae was nuts man! the german ger, Katalin n i went for this 8hr hike up to the mountain top!... my stamina totally cannot make it and it was freezing cold... in Inle Lake it's abt 15 to 20 degrees.. at the mountain, it's much worse than tat! i wore 3 shirts still shiver like crazy...
at nite was the worst! probably the worse nite i ever had... both kat n i got diarrhea both at the same time! we onli had a small head lamp between both of us n a small roll of toilet paper.. which is TOTALLY no enuff... so almost every 15 mins we will climb down from the monastery we are staying to shit at the nearby field...FINALLY our toilet paper supply is gone n we still got diarrhea! but i refuse to shit wifout any toilet paper... but my stomach is so pain tat i cant slp until i haf to pop a few slping pills kat brought... she's worse! she vomit n vomit the whole nite!
finally the next morning came n we haf to rush down to the nearest village to get medicine for kat(abt 2 hrs away)...which was realli crazy.. her face was completely pale n she told us she's diabetic...n still haf to tahan my shit coz Burmese dont use toilet paper! so no toilet paper to buy at all! end up problem solved when i use kat's medicine's instruction manual...
hahahaha..tink abt it realli is damn funny n i doubt kat n i will ever forget our horrible ''shitting trips'' , the cool feeling --literally cool---of shitting in the middle of the nite together and the stupidest n dumbest ways to encourage each other to carry on hiking...
the suay kids who played right at the place tat we shit
great-grandma of the kid!
brotherly love for a mummy-lookalike baby
the kid super scared of Kat--the guide told us this is onli the sec or third time she see a white
my guide! wif a weirdo looking made-in-china white plastic bagDAy 6:
First day at Mandalay! n finally i can access my emails n MSN which is incredible... den i juz nice i met the owner of the internet cafe! n he told me tis is probably the onli cafe tat can access the restricted sites as he used several layers to diverting or some sort...
get around teh 3 ancient cities--Innwa, Amarapura, Sagaing... which are the past capitals of Burma.. hired this ex-lawyer as m taxi driver... he is amazing man! his english is superb.. the best so far... n i juz chat wif him non- stop! know soooo much stuff abt burma ... he quits his job as a lawyer coz there is too much corruption n he cant help ppl who realli needs help coz the govt always win or the judge will juz get killed or jailed...
at one of the ancient ruins, i finally saw an ancient coin which belongs to King Mindon Era... the first king to bring coinage to Burma and i bought it at a bargian price but den...... POOM!!! tons n tons of the villagers came to sell me things...i m the onli tourist there so they concentrate all their efforts on me... i m like Jay Chou like dat ,haf to push ppl out of the way to get into my horse cart...i told a ger some ridiculous price for some metal sourviers to get her off my back den she rode a bicycle to chase me n bargain wif me for 10 mins! in the end i juz buy from her at a high price as she was panting n still haf to keep chasing me n bargaining at the same time....her efforts alone deserve something...
on this famous bridge--the Teakwood Bridge, the longest teakwood bridge in the world, i met this little boy who speaks realli gd english...he keeps pestering me to buy some pearls necklace from him..the bridge is realli veri long n he followed me for abt 15 mins which reali tested my patience... so i told him to go find the German guy in front , coz i m not gonna buy anything! den to my amazement....... he told me the guy was French! n already there is an ''agent'' attached to him... incredible... he told me he could speak , german, french , jap ,spainish , english ,italian! siao! n he was not lying when i heard the French in front speaks wif his friend wifout any problem! incredible! end up he gave up selling his stuff to me n we juz chat abt my life in singapore
leaning tower of INWA
the crazy island of Sagaing---wif thousands of pagodas
the fisherman who put his catch in a improvised Longyi
teakwood bridge at Amarapura
the angel---the duck--- ferrying a scholar
Monday, February 04, 2008
Burma Burma, living in the days of my grandma
back from Burma!!! awesome trip!! tok to sooo many ppl n learn alot of stuff n had lotsa fun!...i cant realli access net there so in the next few entries the events that happen in my 10 days there...
DAY 1:
the plane there is nuts... i m the onli singaporean ...all burmese besides an old ang moh uncle n a filipino middle age lady..reached Yangon still the same! the whole city no tourist! n all the locals looked at me as if i m some sort of weirdo..
here haf a ridiculous amount of choices for internet... generator-powered, normal electricity, slow, fast, censored n non-censored... u do the permutations ... i used the slow, normal powered n censored one... incredible! every min i haf to refresh n the guy in charge haf to change my ip address soooo many times in order to access my hotmail...in the end still failed..
todae the hotel guy told me i will need to walk 45mins to Shawadagon pagoda n it's betta to take a cab... i tink mayb he wanted to earn commission juz like those cheater viets so i insisted on walking...n indeed that guy was lying!!! i walked for 1 hr still haven reach the first check pt! i walk until a lane whereby there is no one. no ang moh, no local, only 1 big KTV which i assume it's a brothel coz the signs n everything are in english n no burmese... den lucky a cab came along n even wif teh cab it took abt 15 mins... heng i no determined enuff to walk all the way...
my hotel has satellite tv...i tried to watch some shows but found out that by ''SATELLITE TV'' , it means CHANNELNEWSASIA.
the telephone store(they haf no hps, so it's the onli place they can call)
DAY 2:
my flight to Heho, Inle lake was delayed by 3 hrs! OMG! so it's dark when i get there n so the cab drivers tried to tock me like a Robert Goh... they demanded 23 USD for the 1 hr drive to the city n once again there is no tourist so bo bian...
before the trip i tried to tell myself nt to ask political stuff coz there are many spies ard but end up i still speak up my mind to the driver n ask him abt the demonstrations.. he told me nt to tok to too many ppl abt this coz it might get me jailed... but in the end he told me wat he knew...
he said that the demo is not onli in Yangon but also many many other states(they call it divisions) like Bagan n Mandalay n in all abt 20,000 ppl are killed or jailed... 20,000!! WTF, the reports given by the govt is abt 40 ppl! i told him tat n he said he saw it on satellite tv tat it's 40 ppl but it's nt true coz in his village alone, he know abt 10 ppl who disappear after the demos.. he also said tat now the monasteries are useless coz the main elder monks are all killed or jailed n now the abbots of the monasteries are either spies or young ignorant kids.. he doesnt seemed to be lying as his eyes are filled wif tears as he said all those things n i too cant help but to feel sad...
the whole town is in darkness again...no electrical supply..cant make calls or use net..seems like a caveman!
tml i m going on a boat trip wif Sabrina ,from Munich and Renaud (pronounced as lu no in french),from Geneva...they are a realli cool couple whom i chat wif during dinner
unique fishing method
the inle lake special--rowing with one leg
the houses in the lake
houses wif their pet buffaloes
DAY3:
todae was awesome!.. there are no tourist in the lake..it's like we owned the whole lake... the view is simply breathtaking!
the boat brought us to the southern most of the lake which has juz opened up to tourists after the rebels had peace treaty wif the govt.. the people seemed sooo thrilled to see us!! i went to chat up wif a few of them..they are simply sooo nice and keep asking qns abt spore n aussie... i even tried some of their tradition herbs which taste like SHIT! and i juz spit out right in front of them...hahaha... but instead of being angry they juz laugh n laugh... den more n more ppl crowd ard me like i m some superstar
chat wif this Dutch who is the best friend of the sister of the hotel ... he is damn funny! he lives in Amsterdam, the europe's city of sin!... he keeps telling me abt the sex , the cocaine, the weed he did in there... it's pretty interesting to hear abt brothel boats n boat ''cafe'' ard..
R n S
village version of a car park
TOYOTA CAMRY!!
village's NTUC
DAY 1:
the plane there is nuts... i m the onli singaporean ...all burmese besides an old ang moh uncle n a filipino middle age lady..reached Yangon still the same! the whole city no tourist! n all the locals looked at me as if i m some sort of weirdo..
here haf a ridiculous amount of choices for internet... generator-powered, normal electricity, slow, fast, censored n non-censored... u do the permutations ... i used the slow, normal powered n censored one... incredible! every min i haf to refresh n the guy in charge haf to change my ip address soooo many times in order to access my hotmail...in the end still failed..
todae the hotel guy told me i will need to walk 45mins to Shawadagon pagoda n it's betta to take a cab... i tink mayb he wanted to earn commission juz like those cheater viets so i insisted on walking...n indeed that guy was lying!!! i walked for 1 hr still haven reach the first check pt! i walk until a lane whereby there is no one. no ang moh, no local, only 1 big KTV which i assume it's a brothel coz the signs n everything are in english n no burmese... den lucky a cab came along n even wif teh cab it took abt 15 mins... heng i no determined enuff to walk all the way...
my hotel has satellite tv...i tried to watch some shows but found out that by ''SATELLITE TV'' , it means CHANNELNEWSASIA.
the telephone store(they haf no hps, so it's the onli place they can call)DAY 2:
my flight to Heho, Inle lake was delayed by 3 hrs! OMG! so it's dark when i get there n so the cab drivers tried to tock me like a Robert Goh... they demanded 23 USD for the 1 hr drive to the city n once again there is no tourist so bo bian...
before the trip i tried to tell myself nt to ask political stuff coz there are many spies ard but end up i still speak up my mind to the driver n ask him abt the demonstrations.. he told me nt to tok to too many ppl abt this coz it might get me jailed... but in the end he told me wat he knew...
he said that the demo is not onli in Yangon but also many many other states(they call it divisions) like Bagan n Mandalay n in all abt 20,000 ppl are killed or jailed... 20,000!! WTF, the reports given by the govt is abt 40 ppl! i told him tat n he said he saw it on satellite tv tat it's 40 ppl but it's nt true coz in his village alone, he know abt 10 ppl who disappear after the demos.. he also said tat now the monasteries are useless coz the main elder monks are all killed or jailed n now the abbots of the monasteries are either spies or young ignorant kids.. he doesnt seemed to be lying as his eyes are filled wif tears as he said all those things n i too cant help but to feel sad...
the whole town is in darkness again...no electrical supply..cant make calls or use net..seems like a caveman!
tml i m going on a boat trip wif Sabrina ,from Munich and Renaud (pronounced as lu no in french),from Geneva...they are a realli cool couple whom i chat wif during dinner
unique fishing method
the inle lake special--rowing with one leg
the houses in the lake
houses wif their pet buffaloesDAY3:
todae was awesome!.. there are no tourist in the lake..it's like we owned the whole lake... the view is simply breathtaking!
the boat brought us to the southern most of the lake which has juz opened up to tourists after the rebels had peace treaty wif the govt.. the people seemed sooo thrilled to see us!! i went to chat up wif a few of them..they are simply sooo nice and keep asking qns abt spore n aussie... i even tried some of their tradition herbs which taste like SHIT! and i juz spit out right in front of them...hahaha... but instead of being angry they juz laugh n laugh... den more n more ppl crowd ard me like i m some superstar
chat wif this Dutch who is the best friend of the sister of the hotel ... he is damn funny! he lives in Amsterdam, the europe's city of sin!... he keeps telling me abt the sex , the cocaine, the weed he did in there... it's pretty interesting to hear abt brothel boats n boat ''cafe'' ard..
R n S
village version of a car park
TOYOTA CAMRY!!
village's NTUC
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
bought my tix to burma liao... set off on 26th jan to 4 feb.. so sorta spending my bday there... i will going from yangon to bagan to mandalay to inle lake and den back to yangon... there isnt any internet ,atm or possibly no stable electricity to charge my hp in there so pls kindly tell my parents to follow the route n hope can heng heng collect my body if i m still not back on 4 feb...
HAHA! kidding la... burma nt tat dangerous lar(or so i hope)... the main concern is only the money issue.. there is no ATM or use of cards...so bankrupt means u are fucked... strained in the middle of nowhere wif absolutely no where to go... plus nt much cars in the rural areas so u can dream on hitching a ride(if u dare)... oh well it shd be an awesome experience ... i hope at least... talking to the ppl... there's onli 36000 ppl travellling to burma each yr onli... so they realli seldom see tourist n most of them are taught disobeying the govt is a huge huge huge crime n sin(so do we sporeans)... mayb go there muz stop shooting my mouth off or else realli end up in trouble..so might as well kp them here first..
the govt is FUCKiNG stupid~~! wana dictate, make it soooo obvious n wif absolutely no tact... pls go n learn some skills from our GODFATHER can?! he is a legend... sue opponents bankrupt coz they forget to fill forms or use company stamps for private use or exile them to some small island in Sentosa... juz before elections gif ppl money and cut the map so they are more advantageous..plus telecommunications n all the transport, biggest grocery shop and even the labor union are his... THIS IS WAT U CALL SMART! fucking hell... go ard the country killing monks n foreigners cfm tio kp from other countries la... bo niao leh... seriously... USE UR BLAINS ,USE UR BLAINS, USE UR BLAINS!!
Friday, January 18, 2008
finally bought the olympus camera... the water proof, drop proof,everything proof camera... and a new backpack ...
still thinking if i shd go genting again... karlee n jeremy , pei juan all going up this wk... n my hands are itching to use the knowledge i juz acquired from the old uncle last wk... plus i haven play the flying game!
but veri troublesome lar.. i mean not the trip itself but all the way go down to golden mile to make reservations is super sianzz n come back home den go back there again for the bus ! can vomit blood...though tml i might be going the myanmar embassy to make visa so sort of on the way... plus the fact that my mum keep kp me ,say i everyday gamble gamble gamble... want to be du shen issit.. YES SHE IS RITE! it's a dream of mine to be a professional gambler ,seriously... haf seen a few pros in brissie casino before n of course on TV but den i noe i m not gd enuff , yet!
so see my mood tml lar... if good den go if not stay in sg also not bad since lately the weather become much much betta n finally mayb i cld haf some tan.
still thinking if i shd go genting again... karlee n jeremy , pei juan all going up this wk... n my hands are itching to use the knowledge i juz acquired from the old uncle last wk... plus i haven play the flying game!
but veri troublesome lar.. i mean not the trip itself but all the way go down to golden mile to make reservations is super sianzz n come back home den go back there again for the bus ! can vomit blood...though tml i might be going the myanmar embassy to make visa so sort of on the way... plus the fact that my mum keep kp me ,say i everyday gamble gamble gamble... want to be du shen issit.. YES SHE IS RITE! it's a dream of mine to be a professional gambler ,seriously... haf seen a few pros in brissie casino before n of course on TV but den i noe i m not gd enuff , yet!
so see my mood tml lar... if good den go if not stay in sg also not bad since lately the weather become much much betta n finally mayb i cld haf some tan.
Monday, January 14, 2008
highland of sin
back from genting!!! didnt win 10000s as expected but enuff to cover the cost for free... indeed pontoon n blackjack are 2 totally different story!! ''how to win at bj'' book tips n skills cant be used there...to ppl who dont noe, BLACKJACK n POKER are the 2 games in casino that has the most professional players n doesnt allow hps ,or notes taking at the table becoz YES THEY ARE THE ONLI 2 GAMES TAT U CAN HAF A EVEN OR BETTA CHANCE THAN THE DEALER if u haf sufficient info...
use the knowledge of bj tat won me the car in aussie in pontoon n completely doesnt work! coz pontoon has no 10s n also many other different rules...until this uncle come out of the blue n ''zi dian mi jin''!!... he say i wear whole body orange will bring luck so he bet wif me...haha... den at every pocket he analyze for me why each hand shd take extra cards or not...for example, in bj, if dealer has 17 n u haf 16 or lower, almost most of the time it is advantageous for u to take card coz the dealer stands at 17 n there are 4 out of 13 cards tat can kill u on the 2nd card! for pontoon is different, coz there is no 10s, the onli chance that dealer can kill u is wif a pic n less chance it will kill u on the 2nd card so there is no need to try to get to 17.....
another scenerio, when u get 12 or 13 in bj usually u dont take if the banker got 4,5,6 coz u might get burst abt 30% of the time but the banker burst 60% of the time so it's betta not to take. but for pontoon, u HAF to take! coz 12 is veri hard to burst since there is no 10s n u get money straightaway if u get 21 unlike bj. so the incentives are much much more! the uncle maybe is the GOD OF gambler!!...remember all those stephen chow's show.. the master is always an uncle sitting at one corner smoking n looking super chui!...exactly like those.....at first lose 600 end up win 200 plus juz because of him alone... there are many more scenarios but too tired to type them out..
oh yar haven tok abt my 2 friends who went up wif me... Mr Rabbit n Mr Monkey... rabbit is the ultimate ah beng wif dragon tattoo all over him n it's teh 2nd i see him onli... monkey is the one who intro him to me...in genting , there are many sneaky pimps ard.. who go ard at the lift lobby asking in canto,'' u wan KEN DE JI (KFC chicken) for supper or breakfast?'' n virtually every pimp goes to Rabbit !! freaking funny! it's like formality tat once a ger or guy comes out to us, he or she will cfm ask rabbit to call them ''later at nite for some fun''... hahahaha.... but bo bian lar... he realli haf tat teeko bin .. THIS IS WAT U CALL A ''CHICK MAGNET' literally ...hahahaha
overall this trip have been fun!! whole day gamble , eat, drink ,slp is HOW SHIOK! the onli tint in the trip is the stupid early closure of the ''flying thing game'' and liverpool losing ....
use the knowledge of bj tat won me the car in aussie in pontoon n completely doesnt work! coz pontoon has no 10s n also many other different rules...until this uncle come out of the blue n ''zi dian mi jin''!!... he say i wear whole body orange will bring luck so he bet wif me...haha... den at every pocket he analyze for me why each hand shd take extra cards or not...for example, in bj, if dealer has 17 n u haf 16 or lower, almost most of the time it is advantageous for u to take card coz the dealer stands at 17 n there are 4 out of 13 cards tat can kill u on the 2nd card! for pontoon is different, coz there is no 10s, the onli chance that dealer can kill u is wif a pic n less chance it will kill u on the 2nd card so there is no need to try to get to 17.....
another scenerio, when u get 12 or 13 in bj usually u dont take if the banker got 4,5,6 coz u might get burst abt 30% of the time but the banker burst 60% of the time so it's betta not to take. but for pontoon, u HAF to take! coz 12 is veri hard to burst since there is no 10s n u get money straightaway if u get 21 unlike bj. so the incentives are much much more! the uncle maybe is the GOD OF gambler!!...remember all those stephen chow's show.. the master is always an uncle sitting at one corner smoking n looking super chui!...exactly like those.....at first lose 600 end up win 200 plus juz because of him alone... there are many more scenarios but too tired to type them out..
oh yar haven tok abt my 2 friends who went up wif me... Mr Rabbit n Mr Monkey... rabbit is the ultimate ah beng wif dragon tattoo all over him n it's teh 2nd i see him onli... monkey is the one who intro him to me...in genting , there are many sneaky pimps ard.. who go ard at the lift lobby asking in canto,'' u wan KEN DE JI (KFC chicken) for supper or breakfast?'' n virtually every pimp goes to Rabbit !! freaking funny! it's like formality tat once a ger or guy comes out to us, he or she will cfm ask rabbit to call them ''later at nite for some fun''... hahahaha.... but bo bian lar... he realli haf tat teeko bin .. THIS IS WAT U CALL A ''CHICK MAGNET' literally ...hahahaha
overall this trip have been fun!! whole day gamble , eat, drink ,slp is HOW SHIOK! the onli tint in the trip is the stupid early closure of the ''flying thing game'' and liverpool losing ....
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