EBOLA princes

boat trip to the tombs

the 2 ebola princes n hussien

agent jay at 'my son'


went for massage... sibe shag... i see the receptionists like quite chio so i went in den an OLD auntie come n massage me instead!!... super sianzz ... everytime i go massage always kanna the old or ugly ones...tat time went to batam wif weekee, jingmin they all , i got a extremely fugly n fat women n NOW I got an auntie!!... super turn off...oh well mayb it's a blessing in disguise...haha... it is rumored that the older or uglier the women is , the more skilled she is in massaging


todae went for a boat trip to the tombs of the emperors n the thien mu pagoda... the bloody boatman tried to con us again... i m totally sick of such cons alr...he purposely stopped us at a faraway dock... so far away from the tomb tat we had to take an overpriced scooter there(abt 20k..usual price is 10k)...so we dulan..die die also dun go n all the backpackers in our boat also dont wan to take the scooters..so he lan lan had to bring us to the next stop...the tomb also not veri exciting so i dont realli care.. the real deal is the ming something tomb.. which is the last stop..den the boat bring us to a stupid temple which we had to pay 22k for the entrance fee... seriously i haf neva heard of this temple AT ALL!!! n non of the backpackers did either.. so all of us gang up not to enter it...got to tok to the fellow backpackers n all of us tink tat it is a fake temple!! it is one of the veri common scams here...

OH i juz founded a new country!!... it's called Ebola...haha....kinda of sick of ppl asking us where we from n all those shit stuff so we came up wif a fake country call EBOLA...n it's abt time we tried to trick them back!!! i m the prince of ebola.. weiping suggests it to be in the middle of india n china but i tink being somewhere near the pacific islands sounds more cool..

HU LI

i dunnoe why i cant view my blog or any other blogs but could do a new post... it's happening everywhere in vietnam...mayb it's a communist thingy.. in china u cant view most blogs too...now in this dumb cafe, i m overpaying yet it's so slow tat i cant upload any pics

kinda get used to the viet traffic... it's crazy n realli nuts!! most of the time u will be safer if u cross the road wif ur eyes closed rather than opening ur eyes... the viets predict ur movement on the road so if u see tons of bikes moving ard n if u humji n stop like u do usually in spore or aussie u are seriously in big fuck shit...

todae is a shag day... dunnoe why it's sooooo hot n we went the wrong way on the road the the mini- forbidden city in Hue.. we walked like crazy for 1.5 hrs!! n ended up in a cockanathan school..fortunately in the end we managed to find the place but we are raelli too shag to realli explore the whole palace...

we had dinner wif hussien , a canadian who we met like almost 5 times from nhu trang to hoi an .. he was a pretty cool n ni ce guy .. he backpacked alone for like for 2 plus mths already.. backpacking alone is realli gd fun n can meet n talk to many other ppl ard... had a pretty shaggy discussion n how to go laos again todae... veri sianzz... laos is sooo inaccessible n the easier ways to get there is crazily exp... somemore in laos , we cant fly from city to city coz their onli airline(laos airlines) are fucked up(they kept their accidents n flight data secret)... so we dont actually noe how many ppl died in the flights n if we die in the flight, no one will noe!! i can be pretty daring to try new stuff but this is too crazy

leaving for HUE tml morning!! kinda sad to leave Hoi an... the town is beautiful, the gers are cute, the ppl are friendly and the food is cheap n gd... i could stay here forever!!...tok cock to a Canadian todae..he was staying the same hotel as us in Nhu trang.. he backpacked for mths alr!! n i realli how it feels like backpacking on a budget for mths like him

it's pretty funny to hear how the ang mohs pronounced certain names.... like HUE , we pronounced it the in the chinese way... but they pronounced it as ''hu li''...n hoi an they pronounced it as ''ho ant''....

todae did basically nothing but to slack n waste time... the lake is too nice not to enjoy , waste time , tok cock there... weiping even camp there for a few hrs juz to read his bk... we wanted to take up a viet cooking class but ended up aborting it as it costs a freaking 18 bucks!! the cheaper ones are not worth gng so we ended up wif no programs at all from afternoon to nite...

we had a little argument whether we shd take bus or plane to Laos.. teh bus trip is 24 hrs n the conditions are fucked up... n i m not keen at all though it's freaking cheap at 20 bucks compared to 120 bucks..Ai wei is coming this sunday too! damn qiao...n she 's also going laos... kinda stunned to see her msg me ... we haf neva tok since florence n i broke up...

hoi an

teh magnificant night view of HOI AN

one of the best chilling spot in hoi an

slping like a buddha

the friendly receptionist at HA VY hotel



ngu trang is a veri veri disappointing place! EVERYONE PLS DONT EVER GO THERE...super shag... kanna scammed like crazy... the worst is the yersin institute( it is literally veri er xin)... charged us 26 k for a view of a fucking small rm! the cham towers are even worse...it is juz 6 towers clumped together... somemore in the taxi we kanna ''tock'' again... will say more later









hoi an is a fantastic place!! the most beautiful place i haf seen to date... totally worth taking the fucking 12 hrs bus ride from ngu trang... the scenery is god damn beautiful n the whole place is super peaceful.. no much ppl asking u to take rides n the building are mostly ancient-looking... the sites are expensive to go though n inefficient ticketing system realli annoys me..









now time for DR JAY to introduce u to some interesting viet words n the fucking cheebye scams i kanna these few days.. in Vietnam, meat is called ''tit''(for obvious reasons..haha!!)..the bigger the meat are, the louder u muz say TIT!!(i m kidding:)...the more common words now is TIT GA ..which stands for chicken..u shake ur hand n say no tit ga to aviod chicken coz of the bird flu.. it damn easy to remember .. juz remember that guys go ga ga over tits... n there u go! TIT GA!









todae i kanna the most scam EVER! i went to this temple in Hoi an.. n see the toilet kinda clean so i went in...den when i come out, an old lady come ask me for money! of course i refuse! but she keep insisting n keep pting at a sign at a small corner of a small box... by using the fucking toilet u haf to pay 1 USD!!! knnbccb!! i super pissed..i dont wan to pay but she keep following me until i bo bian...this is so far the most expensive toilet i paid to use in my life@!#!@

Gangbang

todae went to mekong delta for a 1 day trip... nothing much seriously .. juz got up on a boat n someone juz row u ard the place... n ppl all begging u for tips...

the main highlight was this little kid singing n dancing for us... she is damn cute!!! took alot of pics fo her... n a few videos...n they bring us to a fucking grand restaurant call garden restuarant or sth like dat... the stuff there are fucking expensive!! the M n M cost 4 sing dollars! crazy... even more exp than singapore.. the toilet is gd though... super clean n there are free towel to clean ur face..

went to a few towns in the mekong delta... noticably ''gangbang'' and ''mei thong''(sounds like beautiful thongs)... the names are damn funny... got 1 more place called HAO AI --- hen hao zou ai(veri gd to make love)...haha... thanx to all these weirdo names tat i can remember those damn roads.... oh got to noe 1 more word in viet... thank you is ''kar men''... veri easy to remember...juz remember kar cheng(backside in hokkien) n gang men(anus in chinese) combine to together... easy rite??!!haha..

gng to nha thrang via an overnite bus in 15 mins!! woo hoo... the best beach resort in vietnam!! cya!

viet viet viet

this uncle says he was in the american navy in the viet war

the eye looks like the LOTR's evil eye rite?

the ang moh tank destroyed by the viets

tickling mr ho chi min

dancing in the rain

kopi -o

todae went to the chu chi tunnel... the trip is fucking LONG!!! from 8am to 7 pm... but stop at cao dai temple are for awhile... CAO DAI is a freaking funny religion lar... hahah... it existed for juz 70 plus yrs n its a combi of christainity, taoism n buddhism... n one of the 3 siants is sun yat sen...!! n hugo victor an ang moh.. it has a freaking eye on the statue which makes it super eerie..

chu chi was great!! the views of the tunnels n the history is fantastic ,onli the video sucks... it is a TOTAL propaganda!! the whole video kept refering the americans as evil n stuff... but seriously the americans are damn bo liao.. realli got nothing better to do go attack vietnam.. their agent orange bombs are freaking scary..i haf seen pics of the victims n the damage is realli crazy..

n for those who are coming to vietname... there are fucking lots of scams!! n they purposely TOCK ur cai tao for fun... the first cab we took we kanna overcharged alr..den a shoe polishing kid charged me 4 times the original price he quoted..max shag...will update more abt the amazing scams when i got more time... time for BEER now

i m gng to viet in like 30 mins! woohoo... first time taking such bloody early flight.. hope everything goes well

BACK BACK BACK!!!

trying hard to store the shisha

fabian clearing up our oysters

the most messed up n fucked up rm a human had ever seen(according to my unilodge mates)

WOOHOO.. exams are over..back in spore n going for vietnam soon!!... life's great!!..

ysd was a veri cock day... paul , oliver, joseph, fabian ,his gf n i went to redcliffe for seafood....WAH LAN ... the journey sibe shag... oliver suddenly cant find the bus-stop for the bus den we haf to taek train DEN take bus again!! DAMN SHAG... whole journey take a fucking 3 hrs... but lucky got take the long road or else we also wont meet this interesting ang moh...

she's 40 n sibe tok cock...i stand down there toking to my ang moh friend asking him redcliffe which food is gd den she suddenly chup in and tok cock... say she from Sydney n the chinatown got great food n how her father died n the asians being so nice to her(sibe bo link rite?) but the ang mohs here they always tok cock out of the blue one n most of the time is totally no link... lucky got her also lar or else the bus trip of 1 hr plus will be so boring lar... she says she's a descendant of Hilter's mistress n say some shit abt whale watching n how the ex-cambodian dictator kill ppl... but she realli stun me when she suddenly say her ancestors are 1st batch of convicts.. i totally stun n dunno how to respond.. but she's totally cool abt it n says she's proud n her history n stuff which is a gd thing..

DEN SUDDENLY she shout,'' shut up urself n fuck off!''.. not to me lar.. but to a cockster sitting behind n keep moaning abt our loudness but hide his face behind the newspaper(we later refer him as smeagol of Lotr coz the way he niam is damn gayish like smeagol says''my precious'')..
i damn kia alr... she out of the blue so fierce like wanna fight like dat..but end up nothing happen lar.. the guy too hum ..

TODAE WAS A SHAGGGGGGGGG DAY!!!... move out of my apartment in the wee hrs last nite n this morning i was fucking fucking late for my flight... it was a 1.55pm flight n i m still at my hse at 1245... i super scare i miss the plane.. so gan chiong until i fuck care stand in the rain n flag for cab but wait for 5 mins no cab stop!! den i fucking realise i was flagging in the bus zone!! damn!!!!! lucky juz nice i move out of the zone a cab came... den me ,jess n her 2 friends chiong up the cab.. i so gan chiong alr hor but francis knn still keep asking me for teh photos!! i literally wanna kill him...in the cab i didnt even say much stuff..too gan chiong alr... international flights need to be checked in 2hrs before!! this is probably the first time i didnt tok for like 30 mins facing 3 ppl... den reach the airport see teh board says my flight in boarding in 15 mins!!

but heng also there no queue(coz every fucking human being in my flight is boarding) n they are so nice to allow my check in...

N HERE I M BACK IN SPORE!! n juz came back from shisha wif weiliang, weiping, lewis.. i dont smoke so somehow or rather i cant reaali do it in the right manner...n wl keep referring i blow out the air as a small fart..

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttear in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Frkaeing amzanig huh?

So dnot say my egnlsih is vrey lan, i prupsoely do it taht way to trian yuor brian.....

cockanathan chinese names

1.Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) -Keep quiet
2.Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
3.Carl Cheng (Hokkien) -
Buttock
4.Monica Cheng (Hokkien) -
Touching your buttocks
5.Lucy Leow (Hokkien) -
You are dead
6.Jane Tan (Mandarin) -
Frying eggs
7.Suzie Leow (Hokkien) -
Lost till death
8.Henry Mah (Mandarin) -
Hate your mum
9.Corrine Tai (Hokkien) -
Poor fellow
10.Paul Chan (Mandarin) -
Bankrupt
11.Nelson Tan (Mandarin) -
Bird laying eggs
12.Leslie Tong(Mandarin) -
Rubbish bin
13.Carmen Teng (Hokkien) -
Leg hair long
14.Connie Mah (Mandarin) -
Call your mother
15.Danny See (Hokkien) -
Squeeze you to death
16.Rosie Teng (Hokkien) -
Screws and nails
17.Pete Tsai (Hokkien) -
Nose droppings
18.Macy Koh (Cantonese) -
Never die before
19.Michael Tan (Cantonese)
- sell chicken eggs

STATS ARE DONE!!... now left chem.... been craving for the chee cheong fun wif stewed beef at city's wok since ysd...but it's so damn cold outside that i dont even wan to go out for meals...

searching for more volunteer webbies ysd... the more i rad, the more i want to go... n it's pissing irritating to jio ppl... most say see first, some say ok but later on pang seh... i tink i will juz go myself ...tinking of Uganda n some african countries... but most of them involve AIDs kids n patients leh... not tat i despise them or wat but dunno why the image of them suddenly go crazy n bite u or u got cut n touches their blood juz doesnt get out of my mind... the onli other options are animal conservation n teaching... pretty cool being teacher ya... i see the pics of the volunteers i rarely rarely see asians, in fact none... weird eh?..

STATS IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS!!... i nid lots of luck tml ...but wif the frequency of luck being shown to me in the last few yrs n the possibility of a miracle happening, the p-value of me doing well is 0.0000... therefore we muz reject the H0 and conclude that Jay Ng Jiajin is at an extremely fucked up position in this exam...

in the prison break hotel!

hey MINDY!! didnt noe u came to aussie!!! many ppl feed u everyday

the FIVE BIG THINGS in Aussie(excluding big ang moh dicks)

the leaves of the BIGBIGBIGBIGBIG pineapple

say hi to the ginger bread men!!!

YATAA!!!.. i m back from sunshine coast!! great 2 days but now i haf to fight for my survival for stats~~!!...

from the glass mountain ,ginger factory to the aussie zoo... it has been a great great trip!!...jas , kae , syl have been great company!! the only shag part was my pathetic driving on a manual car... SHIT!! i totally forget how to drive a manual car n stall the engine dunnoe how many times... dun be mistaken... i m a veri gd driver at auto though...hahahaha... F1 driver!!... oh well... guess i haf to get an auto ferrari instead of a manual one in the future , juz like kevin's dad....lolz

the first day was great.. we went to the BIG PINEAPPLE... 1 of the 5 BIG STUFF of aussie... hope i can finish all 5 before i finish optom... we meet 2 veri veri funny ang moh kids!! lulie( issit spell this way?) and oliveria... lulie keep grabbing jas' hands n refuses to leave us!! haha.. so freaking funny.. den when their parents tell them to say gdbye, they actually say gdbye to them instead!!... hahah... den there are a bunch of dumb geese chasing us... haha... lulie's dad was stunned too!! imagine a big sized ang moh carrying a baby boy running like crazy from some geese!! ...ahha...

at nite we checked into a freaking scary looking motel... like those u see in prison break whereby the fugitives went out of jail rent kind...aahhaa... but it's a hell of a new experience lar...

2nd day we went to the Australia Zoo .. didnt noe it's owned by Steve Irwin.. no wonder Bondi was choosen to do all the ads n kids exercise videos lar!.it's freaking funny when i told them tat imagine Bondi after 10 yrs become a fat ger... ! den kaeley responded,'' go n die lar... she get fat also own the zoo lor... she's steve irwin's daughter!!'' kanna stunned... see her not veri chio or wat leh.. i haf seen much chioer and cuter 9 yr old gers but she got chosen to do the exercise videos...ahaah...

went to take pics wif the koalas in the later part of the day.. kanna kan by the zookeeper ...
''can i take photos wif the thing??''
''WHAT U MEAN by the THING??!!!'' the zookeeper responded angrily... shag max...maximum paiseh... in front of them i call the koala ''the thing''... oh shit... den i go point at the ''off day koala''(yes.. the dumb koala haf off-days ..) n stroke it...
''DONT TOUCH IT!!'' this time i realli stunned... like WTF?!! scold me for wat...'' it's on off day.. u can onli take wif the other one on the tree'', she muz be fucking pissed off wif me... first referring her koala as thing den go touch a resting koala...haha.. oh wells...

we had dinner at the laska hut n we went to MT COOTA... the scenery was nice n exactly the same as the one smux camp bring us(near the jurong island one.. wat's the name ar?).. but it's god damn fucking cold n we quickly siam back to the car after a few mins...

it's a freaking long post i noe...i muz write it all down before i forget everything as i prepare my important battle against the bastard stats!!

EBA EBA AN DENAE

the super exp prata curry
the bubbles game~
the name of the cutest guy in the restaurant



went to DFO todae!! ... great day of shopping... ok i wasnt suppose to slack coz of the maths exam n sat n the chem on mon... BUT.... peter tempted me!!.. ahha... he is the Satan... end up i was spending abt 200 bucks on stuff... shit...i tink i spend more than 1000 on clothes alr since i came... n seriously tat's nuts! happy wif my shopping though... finally got my leather jacket...

went to this veri high class indian restaurant in West End wif peter after the shopping... it's pretty funny.. they gave u crayons to write on the table...we play some dumb stupid games like tic-tac-toe and ''the candles game''----the one if u cross the last candle u lose... the aussies dont play candles, they play wif bubbles and u can cross diagonally instead of juz in a straight line n can onli cross a max of 3 bubbles...

the food finally came!! it looks veri veri high class but oh crap it's juz like our singapore's mutton curry lar from those kopitiam!! wah lan.. this curry is free wif the prata one... here the curry cost 18 bucks!! siao rite... i tink the prata hse curry taste betta... the prata they call it naan bread or niaan bread.. it's made wif spring onions n stuff... still cannot compare to spore one... n it costs 8 bucks! 8 bucks for a prata... woo hoo...

n todae finally saw tiffany... damn it... but i meet her at the most suay time.. i was getting up a bus n she was walking pass the bus stop...den we glance at each other n we said hi onli!! damn.. i wanted to find her n get her no for a fucking long time alr!! but she's in KG n i at GP so we almost haf no chance to see each other!! but i cant possibly get down the bus n take her no rite.. it will look damn despo ... even get her no also no use...well.. hope i see her again soon..

tml i going sunshine coast... shit... seriously i shd be studying but kaeley ,sylvester , jas they all keep tempting me... buay tahan...ok lar.. go there study... i hope i can at least ..haha be back on thursday nite

went to KG again todae to view a few hses...wah lan leh... the hses realli cannot make it... got 1 hse i haf to walk 20 mins to reach the place form the bus stop n teh condition realli sucks!!! the room is badly maintained n still got a veri veri bad smell... but we found a pretty gd hse... it's by chance we found it... no one noes tat there is for rent n the agent cant be bothered to advertise... it's juz nice tat we met 2 ppl living in an apartment there n they told us abt it...

but i haf to live in the wulu KG area which is damn far wif the supermarket n haf to walk 15 mins to sch.. wah lan... n it's uphill somemore... i m getting freaking weak liao... walk up the hill for 10 mins i buay tahan alr... lucky i never go titiwangsa wif smux or else i becum the next KJH...

ok i tink i decided liao.. stay at river city wif the Israeli n his malaysian gf... but veri shag leh.. the first few days when i come back i haf no where to stay... hopefully can get a resolution soon... or borrow someone's place for a few days

oh yar..takeshi n kenji gng back to japan...i tot kenji wld stay as his gf is here..but apparently he's not... he tinks long-dist relationship is ok... if they are meant for each other, it will be fine... coz even if same country, it doesnt mean a couple wont break up isnt it...true... paul ,kaeley , jessmine, fabian and jerry made it too..... jerry's going back to spore.. shag...john, robbie, wendy, js all gng back spore!!! sibe sianzz...everyone is leaving.. no more friday soccer n haf to find new members for NSFF...

Owen appears to be coming back! the way he left still leaves a fucking bad taste in my mouth ...he wanted to move to RM n demanded us to sell him... son of a bitch... he's like a fucking bastard who leave his gf to try to fuck another ger and den when he failed , he wants to come back n fuck back his ex!!! if u tink we are not gd enuff for u then, u are fucking not gd enuff for us now... n u are even despo enuff to say u wan to play for the manu scumbags... OMG.. pls go n die n stay at ur newcastle shithole

the rocks n seafood dessert



i went to the Coffee Carnival by at Bowen Hills... the cafe was giving free coffee, coffee milk chake n ice-cream... n MAN it was great! they showed us the machines for roasting coffee n stuff... the aussie ppl are realli passionate abt their job.. seriously... pete n i were juz casually asking the guy abt a kind of coffee beans, den the guy juz brought us to the warehouse n show us the raw beans, teh machines n explain all the steps in coffee making..

BUT i m juz asking for the price of the beans!!! but u can realli feel their passion n their eager to show u their stuff...in my mind i was tinking .. '' this guy siao ar... work as coffee boy so garang for wat sia...'' END UP i was wrong!! nono he was not teh owner but he graduated from the COFFEE MAKING SCHOOL!!... hahah... yes.. u heard it right... coffee making training school... n it's freaking hard to get in n the tuition fees are nuts...

outside the cafe there is a freaking freaking cool bike.... THE COOLEST EVER BIKE I HAF SEEN IN MY LIFE....... THE CHOPPAZILLA......it can onli be seen in Brisbane n it's taking part in some Discovery channel documents abt the fastest n chioest bike... so far the builder onli built a few.... i juz bo liao bo liao tok to the builder den he show me his drawings, his ideas and his creations... so i ask him why he come to brissie...

''FOR THE GERS N THE WEATHER MATE...''

gers n weather??!! oh my god... brissie babes cannot make it... mayb the gd ones all at suburbs n seriously the weather isnt tat great...singapore's betta...

n i juz finished watching fantastic 4!! part 1 , nt part 2... jessica alba is crazily hot... she's literally the real human torch... mr fantastic sort of relates to me... i m like him , bloody hell always tink a lot n tink tink tink... end up too late to act.. procrastination kills... sometimes u wan sth , juz go for it!... wait for the perfect time, moment ,place doesnt always work! in fact it almost always fail....

shit i juz broke my necklace i brought from a pasar malam in GC... it cost me 35 bucks!!... n i onli wear it for less than 1 wk......i dunno why i wake up feeling strangled by the necklace so i juz put it harder than usual den it broke!! damn gay!!! mayb i m too strong.. hahahha.....it's juz the hook tat is spoilt lar actually....but not sure where i can fix back the thingy...

i nid to clear my coins so i purposely went buy my meals todae wif all coins... all the 50 ,20 , 10 and even 5 cents... went to Jackpot n paid 6 bucks worth of coins... hahah... the cashier was damn stunned!! it was at the peak period n the queue behind me was pretty long.. he was like panicking counting the coins...den i buay tahan his slow counting skills n count for him.. the next meal i went to the HK cafe n did the same thing... this time worse coz the meal is 8.80(this time is realli 1 whole lump of coins)... but the auntie was veri veri nice n she realli take her time to count the coins... will continue tml of my plan to clear the coins... next stop: SUBWAY

Vic's veri nice todae!! she juz finished her exams n seriously nothing to do so she offered to do my laundry , cook my meals, throw my rubbish n do the groceries for my whole exam period!!... WOOHOO... back to the gd old days of leeching!!! ...

exactly 11 days more n i m back to BISHAN PARK CONDO!!...CANT WAIT!!! n jialing thanx to u i m craving now for prawn mee!!! i can literally taste the soup now!!

hahah... aussie has a veri funny show call Chasers... it pokes fun at everything....... in these 2 they poke fun of the Americans..IT IS FREAKING FUNNY!! U GUYS HAF TO WATCH IT........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-j15DehFUc&NR=1

(btw how u guys upload the video onto the post, i cant find the option)


p/s: if u guys cant answer the qns, pls PLS PLS dont tell anyone u are a singaporean, juz tell them u r some sri lankan chinese...

ysd after the anatomy prac, we had to stay at the room for a few mins before we can go so i tok to my ang moh classmate beside me...

''how's it going?''
''ok lar.. alot of qns are pretty tough...''
''#@$%%^ state of origin??''
''huh?sorry?''
''#@%@%^ state of origin??''
''i don't noe the answer''

#@$##@% stands for sth sth sth.... not some vulgarities btw.. i juz cant understand her aussie accent so i didnt catch it........... i tot she was asking me abt a qn in the exam--wat's the state of origin of the mesentery vein..... so i told her i dont noe coz i realli dunnoe the answer... den end up she is asking me if i watch the STATE OF ORIGIN--- the rugby tournament in Aussie... every single aussie here watches it... no wonder she looked stunned when i told her i dunnoe the answer.. cant blame me rite.. i also not an aussie.. BUT apparently john ng watches it( YES ....IT"S TAT JOHN FROM IAC!!) and he's sort of crazy over it... juz went to visit him at UQ 2 wks ago to check out the place... he is still super cock as ever n still making dumb n stupid comments n he still has his body odor...he failed a subject last term but he forget to take a summer course!!.. fucking stupid.. now he's going back to singapore to finish the topic in james cook uni.. damn dumb lar.. come all the way here n spent so much money n den he does a local topic in the lousiest overseas uni branch in singapore (even the real james cook uni in aussie , no one wans to go) n he gets a local degree instead of the UQ one..OMG...

a leopard will neva change its spot n a cock will always haf his birdbrain...

for those who wan to say i look like Mr Homer Simpson.. pls dont... it's too uncreative n predictable .... n yes i m a christian..

suddeny i remember the sec 1 days whereby bernard n i always chat on the phone wif code names for gers so that our parents will not find out that we are hogging the phone to chat abt gers( those were the gd old cock days..haha!!)..we replaced Florence wif
Fiorentina n in those days Fiorentina was one of the best teams in Europe wif the legend Bastistuta scoring goals for fun...so we will be going like

'' eh Ber, Batistuta scored a great goal this wk leh'' = florence did something gd that wk

''Batistuta is damn sad lar.. open goal also can miss'' = florence is damn sad

''Rui Costa gives a damn gd/bad pass to him'' = florence's gd friends did sth bad or gd to her

those are the freaking funny days!! n i seriously tot we are brilliant to tink of such things....until 1 day my dad came into the room n say in canto, '' dont bo ding wa zhou, gong niu yen ar.. better go study!!'' ( dont cook porridge wif the phone toking abt gers, u better go study!!'') haha.. n i was like........ shit!! he knew it all these while!! ... hahahaha... tinking of it makes me wanna laugh alr.... i m sure my dad confirm got do this kind of rubbish when he was young too!! or else how he noe!!!

began to like the new skin.. esp the bottom pic.. the scenery is nice! n it's in France.. n its main character is a rat!! (my zodiac sign is a rat)....the rat looks a little like me ya... ok mayb i m a little cuter... but i dont mind being tat rat

ysd i tried to change the blogskin but fail.. dunnoe why there is all sorts of error..den i gave johnny my id n password to help me haf a look at it...sent him the html file of the design den he said there is too much errors in it coz it's in html , not xml file( till now i still dont understand the difference,oh wells).. so i say nvm lor forget it.. den when i woke up this morning, THE WHOLE BLOG TURNED INTO SHREK!! N ALL TAG-BOARDS N EVERYTHING N GONE!! n i noe johnny did not save the original html file after playing the joke, i m damn pissed off!

ok end up it's a misunderstanding.. he juz wanted to change the blog skin n realli tinks shrek skin is cute(shrek is cute?)...oh well.. even it's a joke ,it juz a small thing, the most i juz redo everything else and i dunnoe why i m so pissed off... so johnny if u are reading this, i m sorry for pissing off...

reminds me of an incident last yr during the Rengget biking trip... serene was injured n i tried to help her to the boat den mr YAM YUJIAN commented tat i m taking advantage of her... haha.. ok yujian is always full of crap but huihui n serene are 2 19yr old noobies who doesnt noe n mayb they take it to heart of sth...(but seriously tinking.. who will take advantage of a ger who is filled wif blood,sweat,dirt and bicycle oil...somemore the leg is swollen like an elephant..super turn off rite?)....... den back to mainland, i offered to send serene home but huihui insisted that she tags along, tinking i will do sth to serene after yam yujian again needlessly stir some shit.. send her home still got kp...i m super super pissed off wif those 2 gers...seriously they can jolly well take a cab home n dont dirty my car wif their sweaty ,bloody , filled wif bicycle oil bodies.. but serene juz lives 1 min drive from my hse and not sending her home is seriously too ungentlemanly and so i insisted on it... n after tat incident i m pissed off wif them for mths until i got to noe them betta n realise they are realli juz 2 extremely blur cock queens n all this is juz a misunderstanding and they dont mean it...

well.. life's full of misunderstandings!!! it's up to u to noe things betta n not die tinking of the wrong things n pissed off wif the wrong ppl..

tat dutch maid told me she's not veri keen abt it... ok lar... i more or less expected it... she's gng for a vietnam mt climbing dec!! cool... not a bad thing to do either... but i m still kinda keen to go europe... esp back to Swiss... the last time i went is in the summer and my aunt told me in winter swiss is extremely beautiful and totally different experience from summer... the scenery will be like those in fairy tales( erm... doesnt all fairy tales happen in spring or summer?)..

summer in swiss is damn memorable... In Geneva, lambos n ferarris are everywhere.. they say the buildings at the french part of swiss is romantic and the ppl are nice... the german part of swiss , the buildings are fierce n ppl are not so friendly but they speak english..... the italian part , the buildings are filled wif passion n the ppl are beautiful than the rest...n IT's TRUE... dunno how to describe it ... haf to see to believe it.. i remember a ger in the train.. she's from the french part of swiss(on a mt somemore) but lives in the german part now... she has a korean bf which she knew when they both went ireland to learn english... freaking cool rite... gng to another country to learn a language unlike us singaporeans who the most go down to orchard for a language class...

so i bo liao bo liao go google for such programs... n i found tat it's not tat exp!! gng to Nice to learn french is juz 400 sing per wk( abt 58 per day)... wif meals, accommodation and also daily french lessons included!! not tat bad eh...after dat still can go n visit my aunt at Hermance and also to Geneva !!so the total cost of 4 wks there shd be 400x2(2wks of french) + 1100 for air tic+ approx 1000 for 2 more wks =2900 for 4 wks in europe!! n 1000 for for 2 wks is juz entirely spent on gd food n transport(since housing is free)...n u learn a romantic language in the process... how cool is tat for a deal?! anyone interested,tell me...

my aunt replied my email alr!.. she says feel free to stay at her place in France and she has a studio apartment in swiss so if i wan, she could pass me the keys anytime!!! WOO HOO... this is sooo unexpected tat she has another house in swiss.. but dunnoe still proceeding wif the europe trip at the end of the yr not... i found a website tat can exactly plan all the roads for u in europe so driving ard shd not be a prob n everywhere in holland n belgium speaks english too... NOW the onli thing is our beloved DUTCH MAID!! ... dunnoe she still wan not... mayb she wans to spend the dec holis wif her Junyi...she doesnt sound veri enthu when i asked her the last time...

aiya if cannot, mayb i sign up for the round-the-world trip .. cost abt 2k sing onli and can travel to US , asia, northern europe, western europe n central asia, consist of abt 7 countries... n mayb go costa rica in jan for vol. work in jan... BUT spend 5k on vol work abit dumb rite??!!! dunnoe why the school charge soooo much for all these vol shit... wah lan... if wanna go realli haf to work next sem liao

do u wan to be a mole?

read up abt integumentary system todae...reminds me abt my mole near my eight eye.. it's juz a bloody small mole, doubt anyone will notice it... my parents actually did fortune telling when i was a little baby.. tat mole at tat position is called a ''se zi''. the fortune teller says i will be born rich and smart, earn lots of money and lots of nu ren yuan but will always remain poor coz my money will all get cheated by women or spent on women...cock story rite??!! ...ok it actually haf some truth in it... my dad wasn't doing veri well in biz until i was born and suddenly he did veri veri well in his biz n we moved from a 3 rm hdb flat to a bungalow.. n since i was young i did pretty well in studies and probably the best grades among my cousins( not tat i m extremely smart,it juz tat ...erm....they haf other talents)... n wif the optometry degree n taking over my dad's biz probably wont make me poor in the near future...so yes..u can say the first part haf came true!! haha.. mayb tat's the reason my dad always warn me abt women if i venture in biz and told me all the stories of his friends kanna bankrupt coz of them..

BUT SERIOUSLY!! moles are juz some dumb overgrown melanin-forming cells tat every human haf!! n some ppl haf as many as 20 or more!! so if one guy has 100 moles, he would haf millions n millions of destiny!! n if the fortune teller can actually predict which one of the millions of destiny is true, he most prob wont be a fortune teller... SO NO I dont believe in it!!

BTW if ever a guy says he will love u wif all his heart, TELL HIM to fuck off! coz he is bloody lying.. heart is juz a dumb organ tat pumps blood n wat's inside is juz some ligaments n blood vessels...haha...; if a guy says he will love u wif all his brain, tell him to FUCK OFF TOO!! coz he is bloody unromantic n he is juz a dumb ass filled wif some boring medical knowledge....the best is to say '' i will love u wif all my penis..'' it's true(u can MAKE LOVE wif the penis) and it sounds amorous ...haha.. ok.. i m lame..i noe... juz got too bored wif all these toopid anatomy studys!!

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
and
JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

it has been 6 days!!! n my nose is still running ... at the rate it is running, it shd be reaching bedok 85 eating ba chor mee soon... for all the folks out there living in bedok n tampines, pls dont be alarmed to see a nose running around... it's juz my innocent cute cute nose who has been working so hard for the last 6 days...Nose ,when u come back, pls help me da pao 1 packet... from the left store one ,i want mee kia, not mee pok and extra liver pls... thanx

read abt the vagina todae!! n u guys noe wat... vagina is acidic!! it's poisonous and the rumors of hafing too much sex ur penis will rot is ACTUALLY TRUE!!!.... ok i m juz kidding... haha... ur penis will produce some alkaline substance to neutralise the acids....wif the alkaline levels and the high amount of proteins, semen do actually tastes like milk!! ever wonder why a penis is shaped like a cow's glands that produce milk? ahha... GOD IS AMAZING>>>

i noticed many ppl on my msn changes their nicks to '' what's love?'' or ''love is...blah blah blah''... does the long holis make ppl qn love or make them feel empty n feel that the one that they love now may not be the one they want...

remembering this article i read in some random mag in borders when i was in NS... it has a deep impression on me even though it haf been yrs... it is something to do wif ''trial relationship''.. trial relationships are relationships tat started wif a ''try try' attitude... like when a nice guy likes u, though u dont haf much feelings for tat guy but dont mind trying out; or a decent-looking n nice ger likes u , n u dont mind trying out wif her... i m sure many haf been through or heard of this kind of things..

it states that the success rate of this kind of relationship is pretty high in the female side. the guy side i cant remember if it's low or normal... success in this case means from little or no feeling to a lot of feeling for the interested party. the reason is when we actually treating someone as ur gf/bf, ur brain will actually send signals to ''like'' tat person...n of course they fulfill some of the needs(like companionship, sex, family and peer pressure,yada yada yada )n given time n no major hiccups(which makes sense coz if they like u , they most prob wont argue wif u in the first few wks or mths), feelings will develop and u will actually ''like'' tat person...it is esp evident in females(maybe they are more sensitive?)...so it argues if the feeling is real, since it can be manufactured? n debates the success of match-making...if tat's the case, if u treat a dog as ur bf, will u actually love the dog?( bad sex aside)...haha..

the gers who came out of the relationship during the time of the study says that they found out that the guy is who they dont realli want .. can u love a person but u noe that he or she is not the one u want?? sounds complicated but i m sure many who are in love before noe what i mean... but for me, it's pretty simple... if i can imagine myself being wif a ger for a long long time to come(n i realli meant LONG LONG TIME) n willing to forgo the chances during that period to b wif other gers, she's the one i will go after...

i wanted to read more abt the article n tried googling ''trial relationship'' but it came up 3.9 million results!!! believing the article or not is up to u guys....

i m sick ,veri sick... n thanx to their incapable and slow and fucked up doctors here, i m continuing to be sick... fever, cough, running nose, headache and sore throat... i cant even tink properly now... like my thinking is being crippled and cant study any shit....n bed now is my new found sex mate.... i literally slept wif it the WHOLE DAY!!!.. n my exams are next wk...

getting quite excited tat i m coming back on 26th!! less than a mth away... the first things i will eat is ba chor mee and lor mee and a steamed chang yu canto style.... ok too sick n tired to blog more...
back to my sex mate.. bye

VIET, LAOS, MYanmar

i haf officially bked my tix to viet on 30 june... woo hoo...!! backpacking to laos , myanmar is one of the things i HAF to do before i get old... these kind of wulu wulu places are sooooo exciting... more exciting than going japan or hk for shopping..all these can be done in my older yrs... weiping gave me a choice of route... from viet right up to china or viet to laos den to myanmar... of course i choose the laos option!! great... it's damn exciting.... i haven bked the return tic BTW so seriously i dont noe when or where i m getting back from... which is COOL.. uncertainty and freedom to return at any time to anywhere makes this trip even more exciting...

i juz realized that wif ,jess, sylvester, kaeley gone, there are no more MJ!!! shit!! .. JASLYN.!!!! as the president of SSA u shd recruit more MJ khakis and it's ur duty to relive the MJ spirit in all singaporeans..haha...the future of singaporean MJ spirit is in ur hands now!! dont let the mahjong GOD down!!

DRaCULAS

the coffin desert!!

Stayed at GOlD coast for the last few days!! WWOHOOOO ... great times there...

first we start off friday's nite by going Dracula's to celebrate Jess' bday..it's a themed restaurant onli available in GC n Melbourne....the whole restaurant is like a mansion and all the waitress and waiters are dressed in those weird costumes...we get to sit a mini roller coaster wif all the scary vampires in the place... den we are invited to a 4 hrs show!!... great performance by the ppl and super funny wif those anti-NZ jokes and lots of funny sex jokes..

DEN surprise!!! a cake popped out of nowhere for jess and she was shocked... BUT the cock thing is THE NAME IS WRONG!!! how cock can it be... hahaha... den the waiter apologises and give us the cake for free...

later on we proceed to jesslyn, slyvester and karley's apartment ... supposingly i wanted to go back brisbane but i cant be bothered to travel back here the next day for a dinner wif the SSA ...
DEN played MAHJONG!!! WOOO... the first mj session overseas ... though they are playing 10 cents per tai but i dun mind at all... able to mo the tiles made me feel shiok ... somemore i could finally tok singlish .. makes me feel super at home...but i feel super sick at the middle of it... sore throat, headache and running nose all came...but who cares!!! mj is more impt..

the next morning we woke up at 2pm and we had to rush to the marketplace to do some shopping .. shop abit den we went to the pacific fair , one of the largest shopping center in GC... nothing much there seriously n the stuff is extremely exp..

HERe comes the Dinner...!! i was hoping to noe some hot singaporeans there but THERE IS NONE AGAIN!! probably onli Ray(guy's name again) who was a lesbian...what's wrong wif hot gers in brisbane...??!!! DO they HAF to be lesbians to be hot?!!

n oh yar.. Karley is engaged!! great!! i can feel a wedding is near... i told her she muz die die invite me to her wedding or i will burn her hse down..haha..

finished my maths presentation ysd... peter finally shouted at david... haha... but the whoole process up to the presentation was no happy event... peter was a perfectionist.. he wanted the class to noe everything n every single shit he has done n explain every little single detail of our article.... PLS!!! i said alot of times to him tat the main aim is to tell them how stats are done on the article and TAT"S IT!!! they dont nid to noe ALL the small little details... no one cares abt them... everyone is not listening .. onli he n the lecturer perhaps are actually listening to all the presentations.... WE JUZ SMOKE through will do understand!!!! but he doesnt listen... this is the prob wif all these OP1 students... they simply cant tink and totally inflexible.. cant take it.... n during the presentation , i click the slide 1 sec faster n he gave me the face and argh sound... pls lar it's juz a small thing... juz pretend we are right.. no one will do!!! tat idiot... den on this turn to say things, he gan chiong n keep saying sorry ,sorry when he leave out some details... haizzz.. den at the end of it, he said ,'' oh well..it's onli 6 per cent''... a typical sore loser... honestly he is a nice guy , juz probably a veri veri lousy project mate...

zhichao these 2 days keep coming to my hse to cook stuff... cant take it... he is taking up too much of my personal space...he comes to my place for gym n he cooks dinner for us for the last 2 days... and coz of that i cant go out and do wateva i like...i dont like it... he offered to help me get groceries (i m too lazy to go out n buy) and cook everything and i all nid to do is to slack n wash plates at the end... i tink he doesnt get the hint when i told him to go out for dinner instead... oh well he is juz a 15 yr old kid...

my dad went back tis morning... these 2 days has been great!!! ... we eat out every single meal and i got to slp in a queen size bed in the hotel!! it's damn pathetic actually to tink tat a hotel room is actually much much bigger than my pigeon hole.... the hotel suite has a kitchen,washing machine,dryer ,living room,sofas, aircon,heater and 2 queen size beds wif cable tv and wireless... n u dont haf to empty rubbish or cook or do laundry!!! woo hoo... feels like i m back hoome again...

i realise my dad is realli damn gd wif ppl esp women.. the 2 days he came here, he keep getting calls from ppl (some women too) asking how is he and stuff.. we went to the malaysian resturant he can tok cock wif the waitress as if she is his long time friend;we meet the daughter of one of his employees who came here for work for dinner and he was teasing her and joking wif her until she cant stop laughing(the ger was my age btw)... no wonder he n my mum are together.... my parents' old classmates always joke that they neva tot my mum will end up wif my dad as he was a cockster n my mum was the one of the hottest n smartest ger in their pre-uni days... no wonder that time we went swiss he asked me not to tell my mum he go buy gifts for his friends... if i were my mum i also feel threaten lar... but i noe he wont be unfaithful to my mum lar.... or else he also wont marry my mum in the first place coz he could jolly well go date many gers instead...

my bro has a new gf... saw her pic on his msn... she is realli veri pretty , much prettier than the previous one but abit too matured looking for him... remind me of the days in my sec sch whereby i spend all 4 yrs chasing florence but still failed and my next 3 yrs together wif anderine... can u believe it??!! 7 yrs n onli dated 2 gers!! damn GAY..

btw the-ever-so-idiot-n-stupid-looking-David brought a skateboard scooter which kids play.... i totally cant believe it... N he actaully tinks it's damn cool!! OMG!!! i wanna to vomit blood ... n he tries to cover up that he tinks it's cool by saying its faster riding in this stupid scooter... he totally looked like a nerd.... his dumb bag is even a shopping bag from taiwan and his english sucks and seriously he looks retard.... pls get a life and dont pretend u are cool juz cause u can ride a dumb kiddy scooter..OMG!! somemore he always act sposciated by saying some taiwan politics shit...oh man...who bloodly cares abt chen shui bian or wat fuck... the world is unfair and sorry david u are terribly on the wrong side of the world...

tml i will try take a pic of him n show u guys the second most irritating guy in brissie( Weng Seng is still the king)

HEADACHE

as if todae was not bad enuff, i paid extra for my duck lor mee and my movie tix coz i forget to show my student card.... DAMN IT... paid 14 bucks for the bloody tic instead of 6.50... n i got a bloody headache... i realli not feeling veri gd day , physically n mentally...but i promised eileen i will watch pirates 3 wif her todae ... so lan lan suck thumb.....

finally some gd newS!!!! my dad is coming on SAt...WOOHOO!! he's coming for 2 days after his golf tour n leaving on monday... he wanted to come for a few more days but i told him brisbane is crap and any more than 2 days here make u a zombie...

1 hr more to the movie... cant wait to finish and return to sloth-mode

semi-collen open-bracket...enuff said

PMS

i wasnt feeling veri gd todae... stomachache the whole of last nite and Pete kept calling my toopid-extremely-loud-n-fucking-irritating hse phone to wake me up... i poned my morning lec so i can slp late and he ruined it.... n news tat the ger i liked got a bf made me sianz too........

todae we are supposed to haf a discussion abt the maths project... but seriously i m wasnt in the mood.. hafing PMS (Prehistoric Men Syndrome)... juz wanna do nothing but be a sloth todae(what else can prehistoric men do besides eat,slp and haf sex)... luckily the ever-so-retard david and jono also slack!!... haha.. end up peter is the one onli who wans some job done... den SUDDENLY he slam the paper on the table, '' i m not gonna do this ANYMORE!!'' and walk off... stunned.. peter is always the soft soft kind of guy who neva ever shouts at ppl ( juz tink of a female part of a gay couple...tat kind of seh).... seriously i feel quite bad abt it.. he was like talking and trying to explain to all of us what is he gonna do and how to do the systems but no one listens to him... i was trying hard to pretend lar but my acting skills sucked...

n tonite is the NITE!!!... ATHENS.... come on liverpool , time to smoke some pizzas!!!

PIANG... u are shot

Dean's dad is in a coma....OMG... i cant believe this... damn shocking... i went to ask why Ziqiang has ''a silent prayer'' in his msn and several others also... n he said it's coz of Dean's dad.... Super shag.... i still rememebr him lar.. though i onli seen him once... i went to dean's hse after A's to watch LOTR... n his dad was super friendly and treated us us one of the best chicken wings i ever eaten...GOD BLESS HIM...pls

this news and colin's friendster pic made me juz realised i haven to a any weddings for decades... i seriously cant remember the last time i been to a wedding... been to a lot of funerals and heard plenty of breakups ,ppl died and all sorts of bad news though... N seriously i dont tink any of my friends or relatives are gonna to get married any time soon... the best bet is my bloody fucking sis... SHOTGUN is extremely highly possible ,considering the number of different guys she brings home... seriously are the guys blind or wat fuck??!!! this is an extreme case of '' free frag MUZ KILL''.... hopefully she realli get married off SOON!!! finally she can get out of the hse and on the way provide a little cute nephew or neice for me to play wif... n since she is so bloody useless, i m sure my dad will gif her the condo we had at katong... i planned that to be my bachelor's pad when i grad... but it's ok lar... wifout it she would be slping in slums since she is so bloody useless and i seriously doubt her future husband is any smart(considering he is in love her...)... she nids it more...

N for all my friends who are reading this and are together wif their partners for more than 4 yrs , PLS get married soon.... research haf shown if a couple doesnt proceed into the next step after 4 yrs.. there is a veri high rate u guys will break!!! N REMEMBER TO INVITE ME... i promise i will gif u the biggest angbao i wld give in a decade :)...

LOTR RISK

had an overdose of RISK at mel's place ysd... her BF looks extremely unhappy tat i outwitted him a few times in the game... ok my fault... i shdnt not attack n win ... he pissed off till he juz went off to slp on the sofa and throw the dice on the floor instead of the table... shit... being hated by a new friend after winning an useless game...great... i shd haf known! after the first round which i killed most of his troops, he was giving a lot faces... seriously i shd gif him face... losing almost all ur troops in ur first few turns in front of ur gf is quite embarrassing...

i hate bad losers...esp in board games and MJ... next time if we ever hang out again, i promise i will onli use 10% of my brain...DARREN u can win all u wan...

N manure LOST!!! WOO HOO... manure u still sucks.... some drunk ang mohs started fighting after the match..fucking hiong... i was juz standing 5m away onli ... they fight until 1 of the guy fainted and whole face full of blood ... fucking useless ang mohs... Brisbane has a rumor.... u will find more drunkards than smart people in Brisbane... now it's no longer a rumor...

Correction. I wanna be an asahi-drinking-wif-great-tasting-teriyaki-
chicken-or-marlot-wif-rump-steak-and-jazz-music-slping-on-a-king-
size-bed-beside-a-freaking-sexy-blonde-in-a-bikini-sloth

i wan to be...........

a SLOTH.....

had a little drinking session wif Johnathan and Jess... had some wine, volka and my special teriyaki chicken wings ... told them i m damn sianz of brisbane alr.. need some spark to spice up my life.. a hot babe now will certainly make me feel betta...den they started promoting Melissa again... they say she said that i m confident, witty and funny (which is not exactly true coz she forget to mention cute:)) after our gathering at the bar n stood a relatively gd chance wif her... but seriously i tink they tok cock lar... onli 1 meeting den haf some many impressions of me is a bit unrealistic...

aniwae she is no way betta than the cockster i like in spore... den they ask does the cockster noe i like her and any guy chasing her... i dunno but i dont realli care lar.. she doesnt need to noe unless i m returning to smu n gonna chase her... as for if there's any guys chasing her is not impt too... even there is a million ppl chasing her, if i m the one for her, 999,999 guys will haf to be disappointed; if i m not the one, it doesnt matter a million or a billion guys chasing after her rite... n if she likes me juz becoz no one chases her, i rather not be wif her..

damn tired

dunnoe if it's cause of the weather .... i m hafing 10 - 12 hr slp every day n i m still sleepy.. n internet now is bloody SLOW.... can god somehow make the electrons in my cable move faster!!... i m wasting precious hrs in my life waiting for webbie to load... BRISBANE U SUCK.

Lamington natural reserve

can u spot the blue lobster?

wallaby

waterfall lookout pt

top of the mountains

Ysd went to Lamington natural reserve wif William for a trek... first trek since i came to Aussieland... it was a 8hr long trek ... it promises to haf kangaroos , wombats, koalas ,turkeys ,wallabies and if lucky ,some platypuses .... at the info center, the uncle told us there might be some poisonous snakes and some huge carpet snakes so we muz be careful not to on our flashlight.. DAMN!... i hate snakes...

Up the mountain, there is NOTHING To SEE!! onli a common wallaby and a blue tiny lobster shown in the pics above and of course some dumb turkeys moving ard... it was a SATurday , mayb the animals are all working on a 5-day wk like our beloved aussies.... plus there is a thunderstorm the day before... we are actually not encouraged to go up in case there is flooding and it's winter now thus it's bloody damn cold up there... Seriously i rather not see any animals than encountering poisonous snake...if i or william got bitten, we haf no freaking way to call help... n even if we found any help, it would takes hrs to bring u to hospital...

todae went to Serene's church at the valley... it gives me a pretty gd feeling ..mayb i will make it my regular church... n i saw someone who looks like jingmin the dodo in the church!! and i told fabian abt it...''huh u sure not, hcjc prom queen looked like this?'' was his response... haha.. nope he was not cock eye or wat.. i mean the old dodo, not the present jingmin... those who haf seen jingmin's jc photos would noe wat i mean.. the one with glasses and braces and would remind u of UGLY BETTY ... now she of course looked much more attractive when she's not wearing any auntie clothes...i tink she's probably the onli ger i haf seen became MUCH MUCH prettier in 2 yrs... it's like from transforming from a cookie monster to a rebecca lim... for her mammoth effort (or divine intervention?) alone , she deserves her LKC (LooK Chioer) scholarship...

AIR

adam's msn: SEX is like AIR...it's not tat impt until u're not getting any.....

hahaha... damn funny... but it's damn fucking true... regular sex wif someone u have is always taken for granted... his gf is in malaysia and thus he wans to find a fuck buddy here in brissie but i seriously hope he doesnt find her... it's a fucking bad experience... hafing sex wif someone u dont like and even worse, the sex is BAD , u feel bloody used n the feeling sucks... tried n tested... GD LUCK TO HIM

one of my close buddies(cant reveal his name in case someone noes him here) asked me if i wan to travel to Zhu Hai wif him in july ... zhu hai is a province of china btw... hot babe plus food plus accommodation for 1 wk cost onli 1k...n the babes are the best in the province... it's pretty cheap honestly but i m not too keen to taint my record of not hafing sex wif a hooker... n if somehow my future wife n gf noes abt it , i m gonna get despised for life.. even though the babes are model-like...he has his buddies to go wif him though..GD LUCK TO HIM TOO...

had dinner wif Eliane at this HK restaurant at Elizabeth arcade.. we are the onli ones there at the onli restaurant that is opened.. it's as if we booked the whole entire restaurant... haha... first time i ate dinner at 830pm by the way... n the chef made it a bad experience by anyhow cook the sweet n sour pork... but i somehow expected it lar... we come so late to delay their closing time, we are fortunate not to get poisoned alr...

raindrops keep dropping on my head....

brisbane hasnt been raining for mths... we haf reached the highest water restriction level and each of us suppose to onli bath for 5 mins and water the flowers less.... the situation is sooo bad that the prices for flowers jumped up abt 2 times compared to a few yrs ago where there isnt any water restriction... Thus our beloved cockster Dr Graham Kelly suggests us to buy our mum a broccoli....woohoo... coz each broccoli is actually made up of thousands of flowers(each green small thing is a flower) and ur mum will be sooo happy to receive 1000s of flowers this mother's day...

Juz found out from Adam Wayne is les... shit.... wayne is a ger btw... oh my god.. cant believe it.... she's pretty cute... n i treated her milk tea that day in the library... juz got to noe her n gonna learn jap wif her DEN NOW i found out she's les.... wat a waste... too bad ...

Queensland govt juz passed a bill that peg accountants pay to the pay of doctors and dentists... OMG... apparently they are soooo despo for accountants that they are also increasing the number of unis that provide the degree... BUT STILL no one wans to be an accountant!!! the pay is gd starting from 4k per mth(now i tink it's 5k plus)... it's an 9 to 5 job and guaranteed payrise of 10% each yr...singapore accountants earn peanuts yet the whole st is full of them....
brisbane shd post such ad in spore n suck those hot accountants here ( rebecca lim if possible)...brissie could do wif more hot sporeans....

the most exp supper ever

last nite i had a 25.90 aussie bucks supper at the pancake house.... serious crazy... didnt notice tat my crepes doesnt haf small size unlike all the other crepes...damn... due to my cravings for eggs(i didnt haf eggs for 2 wks alr... coz i m too lazy to stock them up)..... n since i tot it's a small size crepe, i ordered an extra potato wedges... shit... end up i cant finish them at all!!!! 2 bloody pancakes, 1 pc of banana , 1 pc of pineapple plus a fried egg and potato wedges and a cappuccino.... heavy supper wif an even heavier price.... enuff said...

the dumbest reason

i juz found out why the hell SMU did not gif me any reply at all!! ... it's becoz i forget to send my a lvls results!!! oh damn it... how forgetful can i get... seriously!!!!!!!!!! damn.... tink it's probably too late... no one opens my letters in spore thus no one can tell me abt it... n of course the smu admission office ppl would neva call overseas to tell me... plus the fact that i called them for the last few days, they keep TAIJI me to one another , end up i got no ans!!! fuck .... well... is this fate or wat???!!

Buhhda festival

it's monday.... finally the buddha festival is over... i haf been there for 3 days!!! 3 days wif different ppl..... i can memorise the bloody program even betta than the monks there n i m no longer excited by their fireworks...NO MORE veg. food and deep fried flour fake chicken

todae is labor day.... it's normally juz a small little holi in spore but in queensland it's quite a huge event... it's realli LABOR DAY... whereby the labor party comes out n do some demostration or sth... todae there are 40000 ppl labor party members protesting in queensland ... all out to fuck howard n put kevin ludd into the PM seat... apparently there is no demostrations in Brissie... at least i dont tink so... n i probably woke up too late to notice one if there even is...

Stats test in a few hrs ... not even prepared... the feeling of doing the things u haf done in A levels before is realli irritating.. no motivation to study the crap shit again.... n i hate stats to the MAX... lucky it's onli 4 %....

my cute bio prof Dr kelly announced that there is no prac this wk as tehy cant find the samples of the plant they nid coz there has not been enuff rain in brissie for a few mths alr... SO actually i can go CAMBODIA!! ... well.. too late alr lar...cant get any last min tix now anyway.. shd haf plan earlier.....BEN i wasnt kidding when i said i wan to go back...

told marc abt the cambodia trip ...mayb we going cambodia during july.. NZ backpacking mayb too hard since there is so little time to travvel to n fro brissie n christchurch... see wat JS planned out

Mission Yangzte

Agent XZ , Agent R aka the M king, Agent Cal are in the midst of carrying out their secret mission : MISSION YANGTZE... they have been informed that the Yangtze PTE LTD has been producing Viagra-powered films and have been feeding the OLD CHEEKO PEHS(CKP) ' ''buddies'' every wk and in the process addicted to the films... they swore that they will unravel the mysteries and secrets of the YANGTZE n release the cheeko pehs' buddies from their addiction...

there are many dangers in the mission.... noticeably the venom that the CKP ejected when they were Playing Chinese Chess (PCC) during the films and the venom is highly dangerous.... once it touches u, it will stick to u for a long time and leave a stain on ur garments ... in some cases, the venom will actually produce a growth in a woman's stomach when it touches some parts of a woman's body....

Agent J has been invited into joining the mission when he's back from Aussieland...

MSU

Rances told me Jialing is one of the hottest babe he's seen, even hotter than the current MSU and he would die to be her neighbor (who happens to be me)....

ok i noe.. this will skyrocket her ego to Mars n it's not my usual style to do tat... BUT i decided to go some gd deeds n accumulate some gd karma... After the overdose of meatball incident ----i haf to pop down 50 meatballs in 2 meals coz they are expiring on that day and it came straightaway after i Niaoed JL ( hey God dont blame me too much, it's her who said she's a meatball herself ya!)... , i believe there is some kind of bad karma against me... this also remind ppl that i m STILL one of the nicest guy ard...

So as of now, Jialing is someone's Miss UNIVERSE(i cant help but roll my eyes as i typed this) , and someone will kill to be me. CHEERS.

poems poems poems

zhichao made a poem for a ger... it's realli a sophisticated one... i read it 20 times n i still cant realli figure out the meaning.... the whole poem is made of Ts... n the total amount of Ts in the poem is 15, the age of the ger he likes.... wah super power n he is onli 15!! ... read jingmin's blog and saw her bf's short little phrase/poem... pretty touching too... how do these guys come out wif those lines??!! able to make touching poems is a great weaponry to add to ur arsenal... when was the last time i ever made a poem...... hmmmm... cant remember.... either i haf neva made one before or it muz be so bad tat i didnt make it a pt to remember..

Miss Spiderman 3 todae!! damn it... Anny ,the viet gang in my class and i suppose to meet up in the morning for the movie after our morning bio class but i pon the class to celebrate the thrashing of Manure and it's elimination from the CL... n i tot the movie starts at 1145 ... end up it starts at 1030!! when i called Anny at 1045 , she was already inside the cinema and i could hear peter parker's voice alr... damn!!

revenge of the meatball

juz ate 25 meatballs wif mee pok for supper.. my meatballs expire todae n i haf to finish it all up... now i feel like vomiting at the thought of meatballs... yucks... issit revenge by jialing n her buddies?!

See u in athens

todae was the happiest day!!!! LIVERPOOL WON CHELSEA!!! WOO HOO!!!!! i almost cried at jimmy's on the mall this morning....

william n i are the only ppl there at 430 am... it's damn fucking cold... but we dont care... it's toooooo gd a match to be missed.... he has to work at 8am n i haf a class at 8 too... but we reckoned that it may end at 630 but it ends at 745 !! after the penalty n extra time.... it was damn nerve-wrecking... after Agger's goal i m so so nervous... if chelsea score, we are fucked.... we nid to score 3!... den Kuyt hits the bar... n scored an offside goal... shit... somehow my mind tink that todae's is not Liverpool's day.. but ended up we WOn!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we scream n shout at 745 in the middle of queen st... ahha... ppl tink we are crazy... but we dont care... Liverpool won won won won...

later i dashed home to take my bag n changed into a new set of clothes n i m off to sch... haha.... i haven done this for a while , in fact neva before... 15 mins after a soccer match i haf to go sch or work... kanna scolded by my anatomy lecturer but who cares!! liverpool won!!!

walked out of the class halfway through and went home to slp but i also cant slp well as i haf chem prac at 1pm n it is 2% of my final score so i cant pon... juz woke up from a great slp.. woo hoo

my dad called todae.. he told me if i dont like optom, juz change course or come back... stunned... i onli casually told my mum i dont realli like it but i neva expect them to tell me to quit juz like this... oh well... SMU STILL haven gif me any reply.. it's frustrating....
1.5 mths more n it's holis!!! ... woo hoo... mayb i would go NZ first before i go back since i bked the return on 30th june n my exams ends at 25th... there's a mountain in NZ which u nid to take a helicopter to go up n it costs 1600 sing... pretty worth it ya.. JS is planning the itinerary for the NS backpacking trip.. see how it goes...

labor day

told serene i wld go for the church camp this wkend ended up pang sehing her juz after 24 hrs... i juz remembered i got a maths test next wk and this wkend i m gonna celebrate Andy and Eileen's bday... so there goes a chance to noe more singaporean babes... well... friends come first... gers second...

told Anny i like her... long story but not veri intentional... i m more like interested into noeing her more than realli liking her... like is lvl 5, interested is more like lvl 1 and love is lvl 10.... n the ger i realli like is at Spore... well... she says let's hang out more n see wat happens.... ok gd maybe it will realli develop into sth... oh well.. even nothing comes out of it, i m not too bothered...

had a phone chat wif Eileen juz now... my chinese realli sucks... i cant find any substitutes in chinese for some english i spoke to her... n she almost entirely cant converse in english... Kai xiong said my chinese is singlish chinese n my english is singlish english.... none of them can make it which is quite true... haha...

noe Cassy from the 25th floor... she tot i m korean coz i looked like bae yong jun...haha... i told her i m not n she insisted i m ... Jessmine also mentioned before i looked like bae yong jun so does Ah Ann auntie... mayb i do looked like him at some angles.!!..ok great... i can continue to fake korean n scare the ang mohs next time..