burma

DAY 4 n 5:
todae was nuts man! the german ger, Katalin n i went for this 8hr hike up to the mountain top!... my stamina totally cannot make it and it was freezing cold... in Inle Lake it's abt 15 to 20 degrees.. at the mountain, it's much worse than tat! i wore 3 shirts still shiver like crazy...

at nite was the worst! probably the worse nite i ever had... both kat n i got diarrhea both at the same time! we onli had a small head lamp between both of us n a small roll of toilet paper.. which is TOTALLY no enuff... so almost every 15 mins we will climb down from the monastery we are staying to shit at the nearby field...FINALLY our toilet paper supply is gone n we still got diarrhea! but i refuse to shit wifout any toilet paper... but my stomach is so pain tat i cant slp until i haf to pop a few slping pills kat brought... she's worse! she vomit n vomit the whole nite!

finally the next morning came n we haf to rush down to the nearest village to get medicine for kat(abt 2 hrs away)...which was realli crazy.. her face was completely pale n she told us she's diabetic...n still haf to tahan my shit coz Burmese dont use toilet paper! so no toilet paper to buy at all! end up problem solved when i use kat's medicine's instruction manual...

hahahaha..tink abt it realli is damn funny n i doubt kat n i will ever forget our horrible ''shitting trips'' , the cool feeling --literally cool---of shitting in the middle of the nite together and the stupidest n dumbest ways to encourage each other to carry on hiking...

the suay kids who played right at the place tat we shit
great-grandma of the kid!
brotherly love for a mummy-lookalike baby

the kid super scared of Kat--the guide told us this is onli the sec or third time she see a white
my guide! wif a weirdo looking made-in-china white plastic bag



DAy 6:
First day at Mandalay! n finally i can access my emails n MSN which is incredible... den i juz nice i met the owner of the internet cafe! n he told me tis is probably the onli cafe tat can access the restricted sites as he used several layers to diverting or some sort...

get around teh 3 ancient cities--Innwa, Amarapura, Sagaing... which are the past capitals of Burma.. hired this ex-lawyer as m taxi driver... he is amazing man! his english is superb.. the best so far... n i juz chat wif him non- stop! know soooo much stuff abt burma ... he quits his job as a lawyer coz there is too much corruption n he cant help ppl who realli needs help coz the govt always win or the judge will juz get killed or jailed...

at one of the ancient ruins, i finally saw an ancient coin which belongs to King Mindon Era... the first king to bring coinage to Burma and i bought it at a bargian price but den...... POOM!!! tons n tons of the villagers came to sell me things...i m the onli tourist there so they concentrate all their efforts on me... i m like Jay Chou like dat ,haf to push ppl out of the way to get into my horse cart...i told a ger some ridiculous price for some metal sourviers to get her off my back den she rode a bicycle to chase me n bargain wif me for 10 mins! in the end i juz buy from her at a high price as she was panting n still haf to keep chasing me n bargaining at the same time....her efforts alone deserve something...

on this famous bridge--the Teakwood Bridge, the longest teakwood bridge in the world, i met this little boy who speaks realli gd english...he keeps pestering me to buy some pearls necklace from him..the bridge is realli veri long n he followed me for abt 15 mins which reali tested my patience... so i told him to go find the German guy in front , coz i m not gonna buy anything! den to my amazement....... he told me the guy was French! n already there is an ''agent'' attached to him... incredible... he told me he could speak , german, french , jap ,spainish , english ,italian! siao! n he was not lying when i heard the French in front speaks wif his friend wifout any problem! incredible! end up he gave up selling his stuff to me n we juz chat abt my life in singapore
leaning tower of INWA
the crazy island of Sagaing---wif thousands of pagodas
the fisherman who put his catch in a improvised Longyi
teakwood bridge at Amarapura

the angel---the duck--- ferrying a scholar

Burma Burma, living in the days of my grandma

back from Burma!!! awesome trip!! tok to sooo many ppl n learn alot of stuff n had lotsa fun!...i cant realli access net there so in the next few entries the events that happen in my 10 days there...

DAY 1:

the plane there is nuts... i m the onli singaporean ...all burmese besides an old ang moh uncle n a filipino middle age lady..reached Yangon still the same! the whole city no tourist! n all the locals looked at me as if i m some sort of weirdo..

here haf a ridiculous amount of choices for internet... generator-powered, normal electricity, slow, fast, censored n non-censored... u do the permutations ... i used the slow, normal powered n censored one... incredible! every min i haf to refresh n the guy in charge haf to change my ip address soooo many times in order to access my hotmail...in the end still failed..

todae the hotel guy told me i will need to walk 45mins to Shawadagon pagoda n it's betta to take a cab... i tink mayb he wanted to earn commission juz like those cheater viets so i insisted on walking...n indeed that guy was lying!!! i walked for 1 hr still haven reach the first check pt! i walk until a lane whereby there is no one. no ang moh, no local, only 1 big KTV which i assume it's a brothel coz the signs n everything are in english n no burmese... den lucky a cab came along n even wif teh cab it took abt 15 mins... heng i no determined enuff to walk all the way...

my hotel has satellite tv...i tried to watch some shows but found out that by ''SATELLITE TV'' , it means CHANNELNEWSASIA.

the telephone store(they haf no hps, so it's the onli place they can call)

DAY 2:
my flight to Heho, Inle lake was delayed by 3 hrs! OMG! so it's dark when i get there n so the cab drivers tried to tock me like a Robert Goh... they demanded 23 USD for the 1 hr drive to the city n once again there is no tourist so bo bian...

before the trip i tried to tell myself nt to ask political stuff coz there are many spies ard but end up i still speak up my mind to the driver n ask him abt the demonstrations.. he told me nt to tok to too many ppl abt this coz it might get me jailed... but in the end he told me wat he knew...

he said that the demo is not onli in Yangon but also many many other states(they call it divisions) like Bagan n Mandalay n in all abt 20,000 ppl are killed or jailed... 20,000!! WTF, the reports given by the govt is abt 40 ppl! i told him tat n he said he saw it on satellite tv tat it's 40 ppl but it's nt true coz in his village alone, he know abt 10 ppl who disappear after the demos.. he also said tat now the monasteries are useless coz the main elder monks are all killed or jailed n now the abbots of the monasteries are either spies or young ignorant kids.. he doesnt seemed to be lying as his eyes are filled wif tears as he said all those things n i too cant help but to feel sad...

the whole town is in darkness again...no electrical supply..cant make calls or use net..seems like a caveman!

tml i m going on a boat trip wif Sabrina ,from Munich and Renaud (pronounced as lu no in french),from Geneva...they are a realli cool couple whom i chat wif during dinner
unique fishing method
the inle lake special--rowing with one leg
the houses in the lake
houses wif their pet buffaloes


DAY3:
todae was awesome!.. there are no tourist in the lake..it's like we owned the whole lake... the view is simply breathtaking!

the boat brought us to the southern most of the lake which has juz opened up to tourists after the rebels had peace treaty wif the govt.. the people seemed sooo thrilled to see us!! i went to chat up wif a few of them..they are simply sooo nice and keep asking qns abt spore n aussie... i even tried some of their tradition herbs which taste like SHIT! and i juz spit out right in front of them...hahaha... but instead of being angry they juz laugh n laugh... den more n more ppl crowd ard me like i m some superstar

chat wif this Dutch who is the best friend of the sister of the hotel ... he is damn funny! he lives in Amsterdam, the europe's city of sin!... he keeps telling me abt the sex , the cocaine, the weed he did in there... it's pretty interesting to hear abt brothel boats n boat ''cafe'' ard..

R n S
village version of a car park
TOYOTA CAMRY!!
village's NTUC

a preview of what i gonna see

myanmar burma

bought my tix to burma liao... set off on 26th jan to 4 feb.. so sorta spending my bday there... i will going from yangon to bagan to mandalay to inle lake and den back to yangon... there isnt any internet ,atm or possibly no stable electricity to charge my hp in there so pls kindly tell my parents to follow the route n hope can heng heng collect my body if i m still not back on 4 feb...

HAHA! kidding la... burma nt tat dangerous lar(or so i hope)... the main concern is only the money issue.. there is no ATM or use of cards...so bankrupt means u are fucked... strained in the middle of nowhere wif absolutely no where to go... plus nt much cars in the rural areas so u can dream on hitching a ride(if u dare)... oh well it shd be an awesome experience ... i hope at least... talking to the ppl... there's onli 36000 ppl travellling to burma each yr onli... so they realli seldom see tourist n most of them are taught disobeying the govt is a huge huge huge crime n sin(so do we sporeans)... mayb go there muz stop shooting my mouth off or else realli end up in trouble..so might as well kp them here first..

the govt is FUCKiNG stupid~~! wana dictate, make it soooo obvious n wif absolutely no tact... pls go n learn some skills from our GODFATHER can?! he is a legend... sue opponents bankrupt coz they forget to fill forms or use company stamps for private use or exile them to some small island in Sentosa... juz before elections gif ppl money and cut the map so they are more advantageous..plus telecommunications n all the transport, biggest grocery shop and even the labor union are his... THIS IS WAT U CALL SMART! fucking hell... go ard the country killing monks n foreigners cfm tio kp from other countries la... bo niao leh... seriously... USE UR BLAINS ,USE UR BLAINS, USE UR BLAINS!!

finally bought the olympus camera... the water proof, drop proof,everything proof camera... and a new backpack ...

still thinking if i shd go genting again... karlee n jeremy , pei juan all going up this wk... n my hands are itching to use the knowledge i juz acquired from the old uncle last wk... plus i haven play the flying game!

but veri troublesome lar.. i mean not the trip itself but all the way go down to golden mile to make reservations is super sianzz n come back home den go back there again for the bus ! can vomit blood...though tml i might be going the myanmar embassy to make visa so sort of on the way... plus the fact that my mum keep kp me ,say i everyday gamble gamble gamble... want to be du shen issit.. YES SHE IS RITE! it's a dream of mine to be a professional gambler ,seriously... haf seen a few pros in brissie casino before n of course on TV but den i noe i m not gd enuff , yet!

so see my mood tml lar... if good den go if not stay in sg also not bad since lately the weather become much much betta n finally mayb i cld haf some tan.

highland of sin

back from genting!!! didnt win 10000s as expected but enuff to cover the cost for free... indeed pontoon n blackjack are 2 totally different story!! ''how to win at bj'' book tips n skills cant be used there...to ppl who dont noe, BLACKJACK n POKER are the 2 games in casino that has the most professional players n doesnt allow hps ,or notes taking at the table becoz YES THEY ARE THE ONLI 2 GAMES TAT U CAN HAF A EVEN OR BETTA CHANCE THAN THE DEALER if u haf sufficient info...

use the knowledge of bj tat won me the car in aussie in pontoon n completely doesnt work! coz pontoon has no 10s n also many other different rules...until this uncle come out of the blue n ''zi dian mi jin''!!... he say i wear whole body orange will bring luck so he bet wif me...haha... den at every pocket he analyze for me why each hand shd take extra cards or not...for example, in bj, if dealer has 17 n u haf 16 or lower, almost most of the time it is advantageous for u to take card coz the dealer stands at 17 n there are 4 out of 13 cards tat can kill u on the 2nd card! for pontoon is different, coz there is no 10s, the onli chance that dealer can kill u is wif a pic n less chance it will kill u on the 2nd card so there is no need to try to get to 17.....

another scenerio, when u get 12 or 13 in bj usually u dont take if the banker got 4,5,6 coz u might get burst abt 30% of the time but the banker burst 60% of the time so it's betta not to take. but for pontoon, u HAF to take! coz 12 is veri hard to burst since there is no 10s n u get money straightaway if u get 21 unlike bj. so the incentives are much much more! the uncle maybe is the GOD OF gambler!!...remember all those stephen chow's show.. the master is always an uncle sitting at one corner smoking n looking super chui!...exactly like those.....at first lose 600 end up win 200 plus juz because of him alone... there are many more scenarios but too tired to type them out..

oh yar haven tok abt my 2 friends who went up wif me... Mr Rabbit n Mr Monkey... rabbit is the ultimate ah beng wif dragon tattoo all over him n it's teh 2nd i see him onli... monkey is the one who intro him to me...in genting , there are many sneaky pimps ard.. who go ard at the lift lobby asking in canto,'' u wan KEN DE JI (KFC chicken) for supper or breakfast?'' n virtually every pimp goes to Rabbit !! freaking funny! it's like formality tat once a ger or guy comes out to us, he or she will cfm ask rabbit to call them ''later at nite for some fun''... hahahaha.... but bo bian lar... he realli haf tat teeko bin .. THIS IS WAT U CALL A ''CHICK MAGNET' literally ...hahahaha

overall this trip have been fun!! whole day gamble , eat, drink ,slp is HOW SHIOK! the onli tint in the trip is the stupid early closure of the ''flying thing game'' and liverpool losing ....

ok la.. abort mission... realli cant get any decent flight to india!!! n the train tix u haf to bk few wks in adv(WTF>!!!!)... the onli air tix to delhi by this super chui JET AIRLINES cost a whopping 950 bucks!!! some more will reach there at an inhuman timing of 240 am ... siao !! i how garang also wont reach there at 240am , risk ganna kidnap by taxi drivers or extort by them like in vietnam!! n indians can camouflage in the nite, steal my things i also dunno...

the onli way to go there cheaply is to fly budget to chennai or calcatta n move across the whole country to delhi which will take like a mth to actually enjoy the whole trip... oh well

plan A failed liao den plan B also failed!! my plan B was to ask elaine if her dad can help me get visa to Bhutan , the world's happiest country..... but end up her dad says unless it's a next-of-kin or else also cant get visa... which means i muz marry elaine to haf a meager chance of getting in...

oh well stay in spore also la... mayb i could finally get my diving license albeit taking it at palau hantu... c how first la

india

the route to travel has been drawn!

from delhi to agra den to udaipur , judhpur den back to delhi...

now time to get all the medical supplies, a new backpack n a last min tix to india... Even air india(one fot he world's most dangerous airlines) now has no tix for nex wk.... shit!... got so many ppl from singapore wan to go india meh??!!

actually tinking of going to bhutan after india den go straight to tibet... but tat will take me like at least 2 mths n at least 8k ... plus the fact that bhutan needs SPECIAL assistance n ppl inside bhutan to ''SPONSOR'' u before u can get any visa inside as they are trying to restrict tourists going in! tat makes me wan to go even more!! before their king steps down to appoint a cabinet to govern the country... OH elaine's dad works there rite?! mayb i will ask for her help the end of this end when i haf enuff money to go there... tibet is even worse! recently some bastard americans kp the chinese government roght a tthe summit of tibet n now they strictly dont allow anyone to go in unless u haf VERI VERI SPECIAL assistance which means even more $$$$$...

it's time to plan this yr travel trips alr... last min planning is extremely fucked up... finding a travel partner is like finding indians in a pile of shit.. hope this solo trip is a gd one den tehre will much more to come

Return of the Book

finally got my macbk back!!! these few days keep going to my bro's rm to use internet is freaking troublesome ,esp when he brings his gf back everytime....

ok now all my info gone, all music gone, all photos gone... well done macbk...!!

suddenly my adventurous spirit is back!!! time to travel to weirdo places once again....finally went to library todae to borrow all the travel guides to india, bhutan and tibet...frustrating man... seriously... damn dulan wif Nisa... waited for her like a million yrs to finish her exams in brissie den now gonna to book tix, she didnt gif any reply!...mayb , juz mayb it's a sign i haf to do a solo

oh my soccer betting career has once again began...not as glorious as the good old ''golden age'' but nevertheless able to sponsor my air tix to india...so shdnt complain too much ar...n after ysd liverpool's disgraceful draw against Wigan next wk will the time for an all-in bet for pool

oh xmas n new yr has been GREAT!!! almost meet up wif everyone that i wan to meet n realli haf a fun time catching up wif each other's life....many juz grad n started working for 6 mths alr n honestly life DO change after u grad... like the gers now all broke up wif their exs as expectations of a guy now is of a total different story... like career , money and seriousness of the guy score much more pts than tall dark and handsome...aiya but expected lar... 23 ,24 liao leh... half a decade more dont get married i tink u can sign up to become the next MDM LOY liao.. the tot of them getting married when i grad is DAMN DAMN WEIRD though... imagine when i first noe them , some of them didnt even need to wear bra!!! ahhaha..

merry xmas!!

hey JESUS!!! HAPPY 2007th Bday!!! hope u haf a blast in heaven!! but pls dont get urself drunk wif the insane amount of wine in heaven!! later drunk den accidentally make out wif souls that u shd not make out wif (technically all the souls since we are all suppose to be bros n sis)...

n everyone MERRY MERRY XMAS!!! hope u gers neva kanna molest by the blangahs last nite n the guys neva kanna box by them...HAF MORE FUN BEFORE WORK N SCHOOLS START!!!

it's a season to be jolly....

i didnt realli wan to say this lar...coz i m a christian but seriously some ppl haf to freaking wake up their idea!! i mean realli seriously!.. do u haf friends whom u tried to ask out a billion times n they are neva free coz of church stuff.. n they onli meet up wif ppl in their church n seldom ppl outside church? den all out of a sudden, they become super enthu n want u to join their xmas celebrations n stuff... juz makes me feel tat i m some sort of ''sales target''... mayb i m wrong but i juz feel this way n it realli pisses me off...

some christians shd realli wake up their idea!! ok this doesnt onli apply to christians onli ... some ppl can donate all their money to church(the money tat they didnt even earn themselves somemore), no money to even cut hair n haf to borrow money from ppl!!... like WTH?!! i m sure the church doesnt make them do it but then in everyone's eyes, it made the church seem like a cult isnt it?!

n they feel extremely comfortable to mix wif ONLI church ppl... which is nothing wrong honestly.. esp if they are normally not veri social acceptable in the first place... i haf seen alot of these kind of ppl in the brisbane church...BUT pls wake up ur IDEA!! it's a damn simple equation... if u see a grp of weirdos together , would u want to join them?! see?! church is not a shield or a shell u hide behind to feel comfortable in n dont care abt the rest of the world!... u simply juz cant change ur company u mix wif n suddenly all ur weirdo actions become rite ... juz like if a bunch of satans mix together n feel comfortable wif each other , it makes their thinking and actions rite?! u haf to look at urself n see wat's wrong?!! ur main aim is to evangelize rite?? n u are trying to do the exact opposite...

it's xmas eve todae!! so i shd be nicer to ppl todae n try to be less guai lan... mayb church gers wont find me DANGEROUS(which till now i still dont understand wat's the theory behind it)...

oh damn it! the kayaking trip has been canceled!!! due to the monsoon ............... quite sianzz!!!!... so long neva go kayak n when tml i m gng kayak ,it's canceled!!!... last yr even worse also neva cancel leh... mayb this yr after the dragon boat incident, ppl in the government humji .... spore always like dat one... nothing happens, the lousy lousy things they dont wan to improve.... DEN DA JI come alr den they humji here humji there.... but den again, cancel the trip also gd la... kayaking in the rain sibe sianzz wan(though i haf the nike all condition jacket now), it still sux...

and 1 more thing .... WQ is getting crazy man!! after he breaks up wif S , he kee siao alr.... small small thing he get angry... complaints from all ard the world for his behavior alr!!!.... n ysd kanna on me... he asked if my picks are fior sth sth sth......i replied y.... den he asked again n i replied y again ..den he fed up saying'' chee bye lar!!! i asked is fior means fiorentina!!!'' WAH LAN!!! i replied y a few times alr!!! ... somemore i provide him my picks to him for free!!! n help him jackpot how many times laio!!!!....WAH LAN... sibe shag... he broke up how many mths ago liao!! it's time to get over it man...

it's like the wind..u cant see it but u can feel it

yea yea i admit... i realli miss hafing e LTR feeling... no more that kind of mayb-we-will-break-up next-wk shit... waste time, energy n emotions(to a smaller extent,sperm...hahaha)...it has been more than ...erm ... 4 yrs??? ok it's juz too long ago that i cant even remember how long liao...

n it's god damn hard to find someone who is cute, fun, interesting , nice, available n faithful eh?! n if dat happens i swear i wouldnt even tink of sex for the next 5 yrs !!.....so God it's time for u to send down an angel for me.... n Satan pls send me a devil... let them mate n i will date their daughter!!!! Angels are too boring ; Devils are too evil...

juz found out tat another of my friend got depression... before i went to aussie i haf neva tot depression is so freaking common la... n it's unpredictable... snap of ur fingers n out of the blue ,u got it... no matter who u are, how cheerful u are....

when i first came to brisbane, my friend was a pretty cute jap ger who was confident n funny... den suddenly she kanna depression... she cant get out of the house... absolutely hate crowds n would faint if she gets out of the hse.... see crowd or people she cant breathe and everytime any exams near she would fall extremely sick! at first i tot she tok cock onli... but it's realli real man...the worse thing of hafing depression is tat u will haf to eat the depression pills which u may get addicted... wifout it, u will feel sad n stuff... N IT MAKES U GAIN WEIGHT.... which do nothing beneficial to ur confidence... n thus makes u even more want to take the pills to make u feel betta... n the vicious cycle begins!!

last mth during the exams , i went out to da pao some food den this auntie out of the blue say hi to me.... i realli stunned!! den i realised is my friend!! TAT friend.... totally didnt expect it... she gained at least 10kg , looks extremely pale n walks like a defeated dog.... totally like an auntie~~... 6 mths neva see her n suddenly ''pop'' ...an attractive ger became an auntie.... like dat still nvm... the things she said is all abt how suck her exams are, how bad she's doing and how sucky her life is n so on.... totally bores me out...last time things tat she said are interesting n funny.... it's damn scary lar.. honestly... her whole life juz crumbles juz like dat... n she might be quitting uni to go back japan becoz of it... haizzz

for those who tinks that depression people are crazy, jolly well fuck off!... depression is as easily caught as a simple cold n most of the time it's not their fault at all...U MIGHT BE NEXT!!!

horse riding!!

juz came back from horse riding!! n it was fun! EXCEPT for the freaking disgusting rain tat keeps coming ,coming n coming... super irritating lar... wanna start liao den rain..den haf to delay....den finally stop and less than 10 mins rain again!!

i went wif mostly the yr 1s and they are freaking funny lar...u can clearly feel the difference btw a yr1 and yr2 and of course the grads... the tinking n things they tok abt are soooo dfferent....


got to noe alot of stuff abt horses!!!...in the world, there's no such stuff as a white horse!!.. there's only dark horses wif ALOT of white patches which are called grey horses... the more common ones are chestnut horses and the extremely rare pure black horses... so for all those gers who tink tat there are such thing as a BAI MA WANG ZI, DREAM ON!!! ... it's a bloody lie by disney... oh the horses are also for different purposes... some are for endurance (in human terms marathon) , some for racing and some for jumping..


got to noe this horse called Sakura... the most beautiful horse in the whole stable... it's damn fucking fierce lar... keep trying to bite everyone... it has its own special stable coz it jumps incredibly high for a stallion of its age... damn power.. it even dare to bite the most senior trainer n onli allow 1 guy to ride on it! den on the first day i keep on desiaoing him... by agaring the distance whereby his lips can touch but his teeth cant touch and i put the hay there ...hahaha.. damn funny lar... end up it can touch it but cant eat!! n everyday time i go past it i will stare at it n try to punch it ...hahahhah... n tat fucked up horse realli remember me!! everytime i walk close he will stare at me n always trying to bite! but the more he guai lan me, the more i wan to desiao him...

this saturday they are reorganising a trip back to UTM!! dunno i shd go anot.. came back so long haven realli slack at home n rot the whole day away.. everyday go out, meet ppl , meeting horses, STUDYING FOR SAT!,buying essential stuff...so yes mayb i will juz rot 1 day at home this wkend

juz got back from bintan!!... it is quite a bad trip.... got totally sunburnt n my skin is aching like mad now...

first was pretty sucky.. lewis vomited when he get on the ferry to bintan...so do many many others in the ferry..crazy man... the ferry literally tilted 45 degrees!!!...it's like taking the pirate ship for 1 freaking hr...!!

n finally we reached bintan n we haf to bbq the food...since it's gonna rain ,we tried to bbq juz outside our chalet... BUT SHAG!!..the manager discovered it!! not only he forces us to stop our bbq ,we are also kanna exposed for hafing 2 more ppl they permitted!!.... now we hcagaf to pay extra!! he forced us to bbq beside the beach on a huge pc of log... which caught fire!! due to the super lousy aluminum casing we used for bbq! n it's gonna rain so we can put out the fire or we would haf no time to cook the stuff!!! end up we rush to finsih the totally cold hotdogs n crabsticks, dunno-wat-fish sashimi, n medium-rare cooked chicken wings... n tinking tat at nite hafing cup noodles will fill our stomach..

DEN SHAG AGAIN!!! the room has NO kettle... fucking lousy fridge n not even a telephone!!! so no room service, no hot water n our beer has to be drunk warm!...take that for a first day of an overseas trip!

luckily next day was pretty gd... sunshine in the morning n darn strong wind. teh perfect combi for a gd tan! plus there are lots of bikini japs!... kind of ironic man... so many japs in brissie n none of them are as hot as those in bintan!! how gay...

suntanning suntanning suntanning... tat's all we CAN DO IN BINTAN!!!all activities are not allowed due to the monsoon... DAMn DAMN DAMN..sHAG SHAG SHAGGGGG!!!!!!

juz watched this simply fairy-tale like movie called Enchanted... wah it simply cannot make it...the princess keep singing n singing all the way throughout the movie n the prince looked insanely himbotic... plus the jokes in the movie is sooooo predictable n of course the ending is the same old happily-ever-after without the evil queen...

but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!

oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not

jj so gd u haf to call him twice

last nite was my biggest win in my short poker career !... 500 bucks from pj, karwai and zhiqin... add 220 from the nite before n now my ''jay's spore poker tour'' earnings rises up to 720... !! gd lar... now i haf extra money to spend in bintan on saturday!! woohoo... simply like the feeling of outwitting ppl on the poker table

i m back!!..but this time not as excited den last time...no longer craving for much food n stuff...

STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...

this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating

xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it

i m ggn sdyney !! ... ok it's a freaking impromptu event.... last nite we are juz chatting wat to do for the wkend, den suddenly dunno who say go sdyney.... hahhhaha...den almost immediately we went to bk 2 cars!... ahaha...

so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...

oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...

ysd was one of the sickest day ever!!!.. i stayed over at david's place n oh man he is fucking scary la!!... BORAT is RIGHT!...Jews are crazy ppl!!... last time was my bastard hsemate n now it's david...

we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!

Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...

den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...

optom is finally over...!! wat a gay paper... didnt get to slp at all last nite... now my body clock is totally screwed up!.. slp at 4 , wake up at 12... n so if i haf exams in the morning i cant slp at all, if not i will be late... oh well , shall not complain so much... esp when these few stressed up days are juz my regular days in SMU ...been there done tat.

seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...

wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...

woo hoo!!!!... i gt my own room alr!! finally!! felix has gone back to singapore so i took over his rm... awesome man... days of a homeless bugger no more!!....

the last few days has been shit man... having no keys to cheryl's hse... i haf to go back home veri veri early .. n in an event of me staying in school late to study, i haf no where to slp!!... a few days ago, ludwig n cheryl were aslp so i cant go back home so i ended up combining 4 chairs together in the library n slp...! n waited till 7 am to go to the entrance n hope someone will open the main gate for me.... n this stupid old bugger scanned me like i m some barcode before he let me in....

shiok man shiok.... bed neva feels so great before... n it has an aircon somemore... ! internet is available n i m no longer held captive by the isreali bastard n his malaysian bitch! staying there has been a horrible experience... probably worse than saddam hussien's little hole....

ok STILL CANT find someone to go india... n everyone gifs the same reply! '' india too many ABNN''... '' india too smelly''...''india very dirty''....''india very dangerous''... ''india very hot''... come on man... india not tat bad lar....taj mahal n the rat temple are there n cobras and belly dancing(??) are from there rite?... ok mayb this will be my first destination as a solo backpacker

3 nites being a homeless bugger!! actually not tat bad lar... in fact it's betta than staying at tat fucking asshole's place paying crazy amt of money....haha the onli bad thing is cheryl keep threatening to kick me out of the hse whenever i desiao her....

''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....

studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN

finally put an end to the housing saga! gonna live at cheryl's place for a wk before moving to gavin's place to stay till term ends! turns out to be a blessing in disguise as i dont need to see those assholes' faces any longer... thanx for everyone's help ... esp gavin, cheryl, ludwig for the place to stay, therese for lending me the space to put my stuff.... jasmine for GENEROUSLY offered her toilet wif all her undergarments for me to stay if i m extremely desperate , the 5 monkeys' advice on how to destroy the room before i leave, edward's kind offer of a place in KG, dilys' offer of her place for me to stay n many others who offered to help n advice!! ...ahha ... i m like saying a thank you speech after winning an OSCAR!

ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...

also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...

seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..

oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing

KNNBCCB!! seriously this is the least i can describe my hsemates! fuck man! knn!!... my hatred for them now is right up there wif TYS... they demanded me to move out in 2 wks!!! cb lar... how to find a place in 2 wks n onli stay for 1 mth... n i clearly told tat bitch i staying till at least mid nov n they somemore smile n say ' no worries, we noe u got exams n stuff so we wont ask u to move'' when they are taking my rent... fuck them man! seriously i cant believe one can be so cb n vicious.. n now when they get a replacement, everything they deny hearing or saying.. i haf neva hit a woman or scolded but that bitch is seriously testing my limits!

i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...

well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!

the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)


> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.


i replied :

i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!

sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:

Dear Friend

I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............

n this is my reply:

hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...

can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...

n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...

u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...

i would even marry u for that money:)



hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..

todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....

finally got the pics!!..

some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...

there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!

n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........

PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...

a pot of pot

the smoking bottle for pot

last nite my hsemate bought 5 servings of pot... haha.. it was damn freaking interesting!!! n he spent about half an hr to build the ''smoking pipe'' for the pot wif a plastic bottle, a pen n chewing gum...

the effects of pot is damn strong !! crazily strong...he was like dancing ard in the hse like he's flying!! den he played tom clancy n keep throwing grenades n keep laughing at the laptop.. damn hilarious the scene...i wanted so much to try it too!! but as a non-smoker, i will probably need at least 6 hrs to recover n i need to fucking hell complete my sick ass 2000 word optom assignment n i haf no time to try!! definitely will try the next time her smokes again...

the frasier gang are gng to GC for shopping n suntan later!! woo hoo!! great fun ahead!! life's great:)

claudia n cheryl

i juz saw cheryl's bday pics on facebk so for those guys who wan to see who claudia is ...there u go...

JUZ came back from Frasier island!!! WOOHOO... fantastic trip man!!! it realli lives up to the tag of one of the most beautiful island in the world!!.. it's also the world's biggest sand island...
it's juz amazing how beautiful the whole place is n most of the time u could walk barefooted all the way.... words cant describe how awesome the place is... will post the photos when i get them from the gers

mini-size-me

u guys cant believe how fucking small macdonald's drink are in aussie!! hahah.. it's so freaking ironic tat most aussies are overweight n their drink size is sooooo small...

oh i juz discovered a new kind of pool... called the korean pool.. it's onli available in korean pool shops ... it's damn challenging .... u haf 2 red balls n 2 white balls(1 with a dot n another is without dot).. n u choose 1 of the white ball n u muz hit both the red balls with ur white ball with 1 shot.. it's damn hard man...u muz estimate ur cushion angle so tat ur white ball will rebound back to hit ur 2nd red ball after u hit the 1st red ball n when the white ball rebound n hits the other white ball u will minus 1 pt... micheal, collin , eugani played like 1.5 hrs juz to finish a game!!

todae juz went for the makan bazaar for singaporeans in gold coast... had a total of 12 dishes man.. laska, prawn mee, char tow kway, meesiam n stuff... but most of the food sucks lar n veri small portions.. i sibe buay tahan their style of distributing food lar.. sooo singaporean!! everyone needs to haf a coupon n at every stall u haf to cancel out ur food tat u took.. damn scare we will cheat another bowl of the food... for aussies u will NEVA see this kind of thing one..they haf so much integrity n trust in their own ppl lar...they are also veri easy going wif these kind of things..argh! as the saying goes, '' u can bring a singaporean out of singapore but u cant take the singapore out of the singaporean''............

guess wat... i met claudia again! hahah... it's damn qiao that i haf been here so long i didnt even see her before n now i keep seeing her...but as usual she asked a damn stupid qn.

i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......

erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...

but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..

TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx

oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...

i cant believe i did that seriously... it's like an autocast your-question-is-very-dumb defense shield...

the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...

then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''

den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...

but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...

n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...

i muz tell jay i noe he didnt come for class

todae i skipped my optom class again.. probably the 132989285023058th time i m doing it... but todae i kanna caught by the teacher for doing dat!

he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...

he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''

SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...

but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........

''i haven seen u in ages...!!''

''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''

''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........

cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...

veri veri down man... juz interviewed an optometrist for my optom 2 project... the views she gave is realli a blow to me man... esp the expectations of the job...

she opened a shop in the suburbs n realli the shop has not much customers( they refer them as patients)... which is a veri sian thing... n the reality is u cant possibly go city to open a shop coz they are too many big companies there n also the shopping centers will not lease space to small shops... the worse thing is tat in suburb most ppl come to optometrists as patients to treat their eyes n not to make specs coz in most suburbs there are no doctors or veri veri veri little doctors... tat is TOTALLY NOT WAT I WAN!!! i dont wan to be a doctor or be treating some ''patients'' ... i juz want to sell specs n make money!! WORSE STILL tat most optom ppl REAlli have passion in eyes... n realli wan to help treat diseases n care for PATIENTS... n i m not one of them definitely...

somemore now a new law has passed to allow all optom prescribe medicine but u haf to study abt 1 more yr!!! ARGH!! i cant stand the way they tink optom are doctors....whenever i told them my dad is an optometrist in singapore, they WILL ALWAYS respond,'' wow, ur dad opens a CLINIC?!'' CLINIC?!! WTF man!...n of course in their stupid mind tink tat singapore is so fucking small tat u can scream at the top floor of a building n the whole country can hear ur voice...

aiya veri irritating lar... the more i tink of it, the more i wanna quit man... it's damn sickening though the money is fantastic...my ambition is to be a biz man like my dad n not some fucking doctor!! n we cant stop practising optom when we grad coz they say our skills will ''deteriorate'' if we stop practising for a yr or 2 n we will be unregistered by the board n u haf to take another exam to get register again.. which is utter BULLSHIT!! i realli realli dont haf the passion to be a doctor man plus the fact tat i will to work all my life n cant stop working... my aim in life is eventually set up a biz system going n stop doing work... n in optom i fucking CANT DO IT!! COZ I M THE SYSTEM! n handling the fate of a person's eyes is a huge n unwanted responsibility... the culture is way too different la...

probably biz management is in my blood la.. my dad, my grandpa, greatgrandpa, my uncles almost are all biz man.. n i m too profit-oriented n too flamboyant ... passion to treat diseases n save the World is ABsolutely not my cup of tea...it's RAMBO's n some dumbass miss universe's job, not mine!.. i juz cant be in a ''CLINIC'' treating 'PATIENTS'' !!!

DUO GAY black sauce hor fun

ysd was one of the lousiest day ever!! .. although it shd be one of the most happening day in brisbane due to the river fest...

the day starts wif a meal of humble pie..... i told my hsemate i m moving out last friday n i posted an ad on the net for replacement... i buay tahan he keep picking on small stuff n ALWAYS threaten to cut my bond... it's fucking irritating!!! so told him i wanna move since johnny or samantha is also planning to move...

BUT DEN backfired! johnny's hse mayb not get renewed n his hsemate is the crazy david... who probably require an ''interview'' wif me!! like WTF??!!! interview?!! i rather not live wif him.. n samantha is like not confirm! i can still move out thoguh juz to another hse or wat but i haf to pay empty rent for dec , jan and feb...so bo bian haf to hung my head down n tell Marc tat i m staying instead... Damn man! seriously! i dont mind apologising for things i haf done wrong but give in to his fucking threats pissed me off to the max! n those who noes me know that my EGO is not exactly small and eating humble pie realli sucks max!! but den... a man gotta do wat a man gotta do...haizzz

den i went to riverfest n i saw cheryl in a blue n white strip shirt which realli looks like a KFC uniform so i juz joked wif her ,'' hey u juz knocked work from macdonald's ar?'' den she suddenly pissed off wif me! n shouted at me...i haf neva ever seen her so angry before... apparently she missed her fashion show n hafing her period n i suay suay kanna her wrath n kanna targeted the whole nite!! somemore i saw Kal's friend whom i joked tat she's Kal's mother( she realli looks damn old) but of course she's not amused..ok i admit... my fault...NEVA EVER JOKE ONE IS UGLY WHEN SHE IS REALLI UGLY...n i broke the rule..

as if it was not enuff.... we went to cybercity for late dinner n i ordered '' soy sauce hor fun'' wif emily ... den the dish came out REALLI onli SOY SAUCE n HOR FUN....!! me n her juz stare at the dish for 5 secs dont noe wat to do... den i ask the waiter to come if he forget to put ingredients or not

he replied,'' oh it's like dat..u neva eat before ?!''... OMG i almost wan to scream at him... OF COURSE i neva eat before lar!! siao!! who will be so dumb to pay 9 bucks for onli DUO GAY, HORFUN N SOYSAUCE!!!

WAH LAN LEH... den todae i woke up though to some stupid rantings from Bel's friend... OMG u can neva believe how fucking bimbotic her comments on stuff are!! normally when i say someone's a bimbo, 99% of the time i m kidding but in her case, it's an total underestimation!! she look like an idiot n tok exactly like one...buay tahan ar!! she is so irritating tat i haf to get out of the hse so dat i wont laugh and slap her for her fucking dumb comments in her ''Abagial'' voice (from under one roof )!!

now i m totally stuck at my optom equations!! how can i memorise all these bull shit man!! the locals had graphical calculators n they could store all of them inside but i dont! so i haf to memorise all the 20 plus equations! tat's a total rubbish honestly..

master chef jay

last few days i keep having pot luck( issit spell like tis?)... we haf it cheryl's place n ysd at andy's place.... i cook so much chicken now tat i m expert at it alr!

had this super cock conversation wif cheryl when i nid to go over to her hse..

''eh we coming in a few mins''

''u all wanna come in from the back or the front?''

den i desiao her......'' wah u so direct?!! u wan us to come in front or come behind...? anyway u are comfortable wif..''

''oh u all come in from the front den come in....'' den she suddenly realise the joke,'' wah jay u are damn disgusting!!''

''eh u dun bluff lar.. u wan us all in front or some behind n some in front.. u tink u chio not... if u chio we come from in front , if not we come from behind(so dont nid to look at the face)......hahahaha''

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hahahaha.. she is damn cock lar...always haf this super blur face.. oh our beloved weng seng falls in love wif her!!! hahahh... it's so freaking funny... cheryl even tell us the conversations they had

'' hi cheryl, i m weng seng n ah ...wat are u doing now? i m veri lonely and i need some company....''

''erm.. i m veri veri busy now...''

''oh like dat.. where do u live...mayb i can go over n help u or i can go over to ur hse n haf some chat or sth''

''erm.. i live near the central station but it's inconvenient for u to come''( in other words fuck off! hahaha)

''no no no .. i m not a stalker dont get me wrong!''............hahahaha ... classic man.. classic...

i tink weng seng can write a bk.. '' 101 ways to scare a ger away''.... i m sure tat will cfm be a top seller man...

COLD STUFF

last 2 days are crazy lar... went to surfer's wif ronald, elvin, fabian , han biao and victor on saturday... n we freaking swim in the waves !! FUCK MAN.. it's defintiely one of the craziest thing i done... 5 degrees that day n was raining n the waves are like fucking fucking high... i tink at least 2 or 3 times my height n it's fucking scary to see such huge wave consuming u...plus u are shivering wif cold even when in water!! den when reach home straightaway kanna fever n haf to chiong down to elvin hse to play mj ... tat day i tink i had one of the best sleep in brissie

DEN on sunday, we played soccer in the freaking rain !! oOMG... i cant believe i did tat still... 4 hrs in the rain n playing under 10 degrees is damn sick!! n all teh fucked up mud n stuff... but the bloody worst thing is i forget to bring clothes to change!! i almost frost to death while walking.. the sight of a few of us who didnt bring clothes, straighten our upper bodies while walking so dat our body will minimise the contact wif the clothes is truly memorable... ahhaah... n again after the crazy soccer, i chiong to robbie's hse to play poker.. fuck man.. i tink i realli nid to hone my poker skills more...playing wif robbie they all realli improve my game

juz realise cheena ppl realli love to call themselves stupid names.. at first i tot the guy wif the name ''nokia'' is dumb enuff... now i saw a ger call kinky!! haha.. i saw her name i straightaway laugh in front of her... haha... how kinky can a name be man, literally!! den she stare at me as if she gave me the wrong medicine or sth... i still remember ben's favorite china ger call KIKI...haha.. he always look at her hairy armpits... realli damn funny... oh yar n a guy name called STRONG!..ahha... strong?! realli a pretty tough guy eh....

EKKA DAY

last nite i got a horrible horrible nightmare man!! fucking scary ...even scarier than being gang banged by horny old gay men.........i dreamt tat my mom ask me to marry Anderine ... OMG.. n dunnoe somehow i agree to tat fucking stupid idea . N the moment i agree to it , i regretted it... IMAGINE HOW FUCKING SCARY IT IS!!..

den within a day, all the preparations are finished n i m fucking screwed... i cant do anything to stop it...i wanted to tell them it was a bloody joke....they took it too seriously and wanted to cancel the whole bloody shit... BUT i couldn't tell tat to Anderine... SHE WOULD KILL ME.. i mean anyone will kill me for doing dat...but in the end i still did cancel it.. n i did it in the most ridiculous manner... i shouted ''NO!! THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED!!'' in the middle of a crowd who are doing preparations and every human being there stared at me n chase me to kill me..den LUCKILY i woke up!! WOO HOO...haha.. nice ending ya?

BTW todae is EKKA day..it's a public holiday... at first i tot it's ''ikea day'' n ekka is the way ang moh pronounce ikea... n i was tinking ikea got sale also got holiday for them?!?! what a fucking lame reason for a holiday man!! end up it's even more absurd!! EKKA is an annual funfair where ppl go there to do rides n win some dumb soft toys.. n YES THEY HAF A HOLIDAY TO PLAY FUNFAIR!! haha.. seriously damn lame lar.. more lame than ''ikea day''...

ysd nite went to EKKA wif KAI, his gf n some of his friends... wah lan i sit the rides i wanna die ar... i almost vomit out my hotdog.. n it doesnt help tat i fucking scare of heights... i got scared the shits out of me when the rotating thingy spins like 8 storeys high or sth n turn upside down!! OMG MAN... tat was the closest to heaven i ever felt..mayb it's this bloody ride that cause the bloody nightmare

our ndp pics are out!! on the stomp website somemore....... http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/viewPost4752.aspx

but i look weird in the pic....

todae i saw an extremely disgusting sight of a ger walking wif extreme movements of ur ass!! damn disgusting... n her voice is fucking teh... OMG... i feel like puking my beef hor fun when i see her coming in...

ysd i went to the SSA national day ball n i saw a fucking hot hot hot babe in a red gown!! OMG.. she's easily the hottest HOTTEST asian i haf seen here... n i tink she's a singaporean too.. n her dad is some high commissioner of brisbane or some sort...WAH LAN...seriously damn it man... tat no one in my grp noes any of her friends..

NATIONAL DAY!

todae was mad lar... 200 plus ppl come for the national day live in N block ... wah lan... first time i watched wif so many ppl... n seriously i super miss singapore!! esp when i see marina bay... n for this yr i haf tix for NDP!! shit man

aniwae this is the first time celebrating national day outisde singapore... kinda weird lar... i m not tat kind of patriotic kind of person but somehow i feel like singing all those singapore songs... i can still remember 2 bloody yrs ago when i m still in Ns... i haf duty in camp on national day n haf to watch NDP sneakily at one corner at nite to prevent kanna caught by master ramesh... n how i hated NDP n how it's bloody overrated...

oh well at least the whole thing was a great success!! the lecture room is so filled tat we haf to turn away a few pp:(...n i didnt even haf a chance to eat the bee hoon !!...

also called teh cadetship person ysd after he said i could onli get 1k per yr onli.. damn man... 1k ??!! david got like 6k per yr LAR!! oh man... juz coz i m not a citizen....oh well dat means it's not attractive at all.. onli gd coz i could get an almost guaranteed working visa n PR which is also worthless and also a bloody waste of time coz i wan to fucking hell go HOME ASAP!!!

A NEW WENG SENG>??

NSFF is on again!!.. though the dinner was quite ordinary but pretty pricey...

tonites dinner wif one of the messiest dinner EVER... i went out wif a grp of abt 15 singaporeans ... super shag... meeting at hungry jack's for 15 ppl is alr a chore... den we keep discussing where to go... stand in the middle of the queen st for 20 mins!! juz to decide where to go... den finally decided den last min some ppl wan to go elsewhere... argh!! den STILL we broke up to eat at different places... i sibe buay tahan this kind of shit...eat 1 meal also muz take so long... juz go 1 place n juz EAT!! but also cannot blame lar.. we singaporeans are too used to hawker centers or food court which brissie doesnt haf in the evening(extremely dumb rite? food court closes juz before dinner time)...

went to Bubbles to chill out after dinner... n the reason we chose it was BECOZ OF A WAITRESS!! ... woo hoo... i didnt object of course... the ger was giving ''half-ball handicap'' n how could we refuse to take it... the other waitresses are pretty cute too...wonder if they would wan to hire another waiter not...hmmmm

BUT STILL chilling out wif so many ppl pisses me off, find a place to sit also muz tuo tuo la la... n the guy sitting beside is freaking weird...not onli he looked like a nerd, his behavior suggests the same shit of him...he keeps getting veri veri defensive on wat he says n always try to ''win'' any conversation ,which is rather irritating.. i can sense tat everyone dont realli like him, but he keeps toking... reminds me of the famous ''he shall not be named'' of unilodge...