hey JESUS!!! HAPPY 2007th Bday!!! hope u haf a blast in heaven!! but pls dont get urself drunk wif the insane amount of wine in heaven!! later drunk den accidentally make out wif souls that u shd not make out wif (technically all the souls since we are all suppose to be bros n sis)...
n everyone MERRY MERRY XMAS!!! hope u gers neva kanna molest by the blangahs last nite n the guys neva kanna box by them...HAF MORE FUN BEFORE WORK N SCHOOLS START!!!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
it's a season to be jolly....
i didnt realli wan to say this lar...coz i m a christian but seriously some ppl haf to freaking wake up their idea!! i mean realli seriously!.. do u haf friends whom u tried to ask out a billion times n they are neva free coz of church stuff.. n they onli meet up wif ppl in their church n seldom ppl outside church? den all out of a sudden, they become super enthu n want u to join their xmas celebrations n stuff... juz makes me feel tat i m some sort of ''sales target''... mayb i m wrong but i juz feel this way n it realli pisses me off...
some christians shd realli wake up their idea!! ok this doesnt onli apply to christians onli ... some ppl can donate all their money to church(the money tat they didnt even earn themselves somemore), no money to even cut hair n haf to borrow money from ppl!!... like WTH?!! i m sure the church doesnt make them do it but then in everyone's eyes, it made the church seem like a cult isnt it?!
n they feel extremely comfortable to mix wif ONLI church ppl... which is nothing wrong honestly.. esp if they are normally not veri social acceptable in the first place... i haf seen alot of these kind of ppl in the brisbane church...BUT pls wake up ur IDEA!! it's a damn simple equation... if u see a grp of weirdos together , would u want to join them?! see?! church is not a shield or a shell u hide behind to feel comfortable in n dont care abt the rest of the world!... u simply juz cant change ur company u mix wif n suddenly all ur weirdo actions become rite ... juz like if a bunch of satans mix together n feel comfortable wif each other , it makes their thinking and actions rite?! u haf to look at urself n see wat's wrong?!! ur main aim is to evangelize rite?? n u are trying to do the exact opposite...
it's xmas eve todae!! so i shd be nicer to ppl todae n try to be less guai lan... mayb church gers wont find me DANGEROUS(which till now i still dont understand wat's the theory behind it)...
some christians shd realli wake up their idea!! ok this doesnt onli apply to christians onli ... some ppl can donate all their money to church(the money tat they didnt even earn themselves somemore), no money to even cut hair n haf to borrow money from ppl!!... like WTH?!! i m sure the church doesnt make them do it but then in everyone's eyes, it made the church seem like a cult isnt it?!
n they feel extremely comfortable to mix wif ONLI church ppl... which is nothing wrong honestly.. esp if they are normally not veri social acceptable in the first place... i haf seen alot of these kind of ppl in the brisbane church...BUT pls wake up ur IDEA!! it's a damn simple equation... if u see a grp of weirdos together , would u want to join them?! see?! church is not a shield or a shell u hide behind to feel comfortable in n dont care abt the rest of the world!... u simply juz cant change ur company u mix wif n suddenly all ur weirdo actions become rite ... juz like if a bunch of satans mix together n feel comfortable wif each other , it makes their thinking and actions rite?! u haf to look at urself n see wat's wrong?!! ur main aim is to evangelize rite?? n u are trying to do the exact opposite...
it's xmas eve todae!! so i shd be nicer to ppl todae n try to be less guai lan... mayb church gers wont find me DANGEROUS(which till now i still dont understand wat's the theory behind it)...
Friday, December 21, 2007
oh damn it! the kayaking trip has been canceled!!! due to the monsoon ............... quite sianzz!!!!... so long neva go kayak n when tml i m gng kayak ,it's canceled!!!... last yr even worse also neva cancel leh... mayb this yr after the dragon boat incident, ppl in the government humji .... spore always like dat one... nothing happens, the lousy lousy things they dont wan to improve.... DEN DA JI come alr den they humji here humji there.... but den again, cancel the trip also gd la... kayaking in the rain sibe sianzz wan(though i haf the nike all condition jacket now), it still sux...
and 1 more thing .... WQ is getting crazy man!! after he breaks up wif S , he kee siao alr.... small small thing he get angry... complaints from all ard the world for his behavior alr!!!.... n ysd kanna on me... he asked if my picks are fior sth sth sth......i replied y.... den he asked again n i replied y again ..den he fed up saying'' chee bye lar!!! i asked is fior means fiorentina!!!'' WAH LAN!!! i replied y a few times alr!!! ... somemore i provide him my picks to him for free!!! n help him jackpot how many times laio!!!!....WAH LAN... sibe shag... he broke up how many mths ago liao!! it's time to get over it man...
and 1 more thing .... WQ is getting crazy man!! after he breaks up wif S , he kee siao alr.... small small thing he get angry... complaints from all ard the world for his behavior alr!!!.... n ysd kanna on me... he asked if my picks are fior sth sth sth......i replied y.... den he asked again n i replied y again ..den he fed up saying'' chee bye lar!!! i asked is fior means fiorentina!!!'' WAH LAN!!! i replied y a few times alr!!! ... somemore i provide him my picks to him for free!!! n help him jackpot how many times laio!!!!....WAH LAN... sibe shag... he broke up how many mths ago liao!! it's time to get over it man...
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
it's like the wind..u cant see it but u can feel it
yea yea i admit... i realli miss hafing e LTR feeling... no more that kind of mayb-we-will-break-up next-wk shit... waste time, energy n emotions(to a smaller extent,sperm...hahaha)...it has been more than ...erm ... 4 yrs??? ok it's juz too long ago that i cant even remember how long liao...
n it's god damn hard to find someone who is cute, fun, interesting , nice, available n faithful eh?! n if dat happens i swear i wouldnt even tink of sex for the next 5 yrs !!.....so God it's time for u to send down an angel for me.... n Satan pls send me a devil... let them mate n i will date their daughter!!!! Angels are too boring ; Devils are too evil...
n it's god damn hard to find someone who is cute, fun, interesting , nice, available n faithful eh?! n if dat happens i swear i wouldnt even tink of sex for the next 5 yrs !!.....so God it's time for u to send down an angel for me.... n Satan pls send me a devil... let them mate n i will date their daughter!!!! Angels are too boring ; Devils are too evil...
Sunday, December 16, 2007
juz found out tat another of my friend got depression... before i went to aussie i haf neva tot depression is so freaking common la... n it's unpredictable... snap of ur fingers n out of the blue ,u got it... no matter who u are, how cheerful u are....
when i first came to brisbane, my friend was a pretty cute jap ger who was confident n funny... den suddenly she kanna depression... she cant get out of the house... absolutely hate crowds n would faint if she gets out of the hse.... see crowd or people she cant breathe and everytime any exams near she would fall extremely sick! at first i tot she tok cock onli... but it's realli real man...the worse thing of hafing depression is tat u will haf to eat the depression pills which u may get addicted... wifout it, u will feel sad n stuff... N IT MAKES U GAIN WEIGHT.... which do nothing beneficial to ur confidence... n thus makes u even more want to take the pills to make u feel betta... n the vicious cycle begins!!
last mth during the exams , i went out to da pao some food den this auntie out of the blue say hi to me.... i realli stunned!! den i realised is my friend!! TAT friend.... totally didnt expect it... she gained at least 10kg , looks extremely pale n walks like a defeated dog.... totally like an auntie~~... 6 mths neva see her n suddenly ''pop'' ...an attractive ger became an auntie.... like dat still nvm... the things she said is all abt how suck her exams are, how bad she's doing and how sucky her life is n so on.... totally bores me out...last time things tat she said are interesting n funny.... it's damn scary lar.. honestly... her whole life juz crumbles juz like dat... n she might be quitting uni to go back japan becoz of it... haizzz
for those who tinks that depression people are crazy, jolly well fuck off!... depression is as easily caught as a simple cold n most of the time it's not their fault at all...U MIGHT BE NEXT!!!
when i first came to brisbane, my friend was a pretty cute jap ger who was confident n funny... den suddenly she kanna depression... she cant get out of the house... absolutely hate crowds n would faint if she gets out of the hse.... see crowd or people she cant breathe and everytime any exams near she would fall extremely sick! at first i tot she tok cock onli... but it's realli real man...the worse thing of hafing depression is tat u will haf to eat the depression pills which u may get addicted... wifout it, u will feel sad n stuff... N IT MAKES U GAIN WEIGHT.... which do nothing beneficial to ur confidence... n thus makes u even more want to take the pills to make u feel betta... n the vicious cycle begins!!
last mth during the exams , i went out to da pao some food den this auntie out of the blue say hi to me.... i realli stunned!! den i realised is my friend!! TAT friend.... totally didnt expect it... she gained at least 10kg , looks extremely pale n walks like a defeated dog.... totally like an auntie~~... 6 mths neva see her n suddenly ''pop'' ...an attractive ger became an auntie.... like dat still nvm... the things she said is all abt how suck her exams are, how bad she's doing and how sucky her life is n so on.... totally bores me out...last time things tat she said are interesting n funny.... it's damn scary lar.. honestly... her whole life juz crumbles juz like dat... n she might be quitting uni to go back japan becoz of it... haizzz
for those who tinks that depression people are crazy, jolly well fuck off!... depression is as easily caught as a simple cold n most of the time it's not their fault at all...U MIGHT BE NEXT!!!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
horse riding!!
juz came back from horse riding!! n it was fun! EXCEPT for the freaking disgusting rain tat keeps coming ,coming n coming... super irritating lar... wanna start liao den rain..den haf to delay....den finally stop and less than 10 mins rain again!!
i went wif mostly the yr 1s and they are freaking funny lar...u can clearly feel the difference btw a yr1 and yr2 and of course the grads... the tinking n things they tok abt are soooo dfferent....
got to noe alot of stuff abt horses!!!...in the world, there's no such stuff as a white horse!!.. there's only dark horses wif ALOT of white patches which are called grey horses... the more common ones are chestnut horses and the extremely rare pure black horses... so for all those gers who tink tat there are such thing as a BAI MA WANG ZI, DREAM ON!!! ... it's a bloody lie by disney... oh the horses are also for different purposes... some are for endurance (in human terms marathon) , some for racing and some for jumping..
got to noe this horse called Sakura... the most beautiful horse in the whole stable... it's damn fucking fierce lar... keep trying to bite everyone... it has its own special stable coz it jumps incredibly high for a stallion of its age... damn power.. it even dare to bite the most senior trainer n onli allow 1 guy to ride on it! den on the first day i keep on desiaoing him... by agaring the distance whereby his lips can touch but his teeth cant touch and i put the hay there ...hahaha.. damn funny lar... end up it can touch it but cant eat!! n everyday time i go past it i will stare at it n try to punch it ...hahahhah... n tat fucked up horse realli remember me!! everytime i walk close he will stare at me n always trying to bite! but the more he guai lan me, the more i wan to desiao him...
this saturday they are reorganising a trip back to UTM!! dunno i shd go anot.. came back so long haven realli slack at home n rot the whole day away.. everyday go out, meet ppl , meeting horses, STUDYING FOR SAT!,buying essential stuff...so yes mayb i will juz rot 1 day at home this wkend
Monday, December 03, 2007
juz got back from bintan!!... it is quite a bad trip.... got totally sunburnt n my skin is aching like mad now...
first was pretty sucky.. lewis vomited when he get on the ferry to bintan...so do many many others in the ferry..crazy man... the ferry literally tilted 45 degrees!!!...it's like taking the pirate ship for 1 freaking hr...!!
n finally we reached bintan n we haf to bbq the food...since it's gonna rain ,we tried to bbq juz outside our chalet... BUT SHAG!!..the manager discovered it!! not only he forces us to stop our bbq ,we are also kanna exposed for hafing 2 more ppl they permitted!!.... now we hcagaf to pay extra!! he forced us to bbq beside the beach on a huge pc of log... which caught fire!! due to the super lousy aluminum casing we used for bbq! n it's gonna rain so we can put out the fire or we would haf no time to cook the stuff!!! end up we rush to finsih the totally cold hotdogs n crabsticks, dunno-wat-fish sashimi, n medium-rare cooked chicken wings... n tinking tat at nite hafing cup noodles will fill our stomach..
DEN SHAG AGAIN!!! the room has NO kettle... fucking lousy fridge n not even a telephone!!! so no room service, no hot water n our beer has to be drunk warm!...take that for a first day of an overseas trip!
luckily next day was pretty gd... sunshine in the morning n darn strong wind. teh perfect combi for a gd tan! plus there are lots of bikini japs!... kind of ironic man... so many japs in brissie n none of them are as hot as those in bintan!! how gay...
suntanning suntanning suntanning... tat's all we CAN DO IN BINTAN!!!all activities are not allowed due to the monsoon... DAMn DAMN DAMN..sHAG SHAG SHAGGGGG!!!!!!
first was pretty sucky.. lewis vomited when he get on the ferry to bintan...so do many many others in the ferry..crazy man... the ferry literally tilted 45 degrees!!!...it's like taking the pirate ship for 1 freaking hr...!!
n finally we reached bintan n we haf to bbq the food...since it's gonna rain ,we tried to bbq juz outside our chalet... BUT SHAG!!..the manager discovered it!! not only he forces us to stop our bbq ,we are also kanna exposed for hafing 2 more ppl they permitted!!.... now we hcagaf to pay extra!! he forced us to bbq beside the beach on a huge pc of log... which caught fire!! due to the super lousy aluminum casing we used for bbq! n it's gonna rain so we can put out the fire or we would haf no time to cook the stuff!!! end up we rush to finsih the totally cold hotdogs n crabsticks, dunno-wat-fish sashimi, n medium-rare cooked chicken wings... n tinking tat at nite hafing cup noodles will fill our stomach..
DEN SHAG AGAIN!!! the room has NO kettle... fucking lousy fridge n not even a telephone!!! so no room service, no hot water n our beer has to be drunk warm!...take that for a first day of an overseas trip!
luckily next day was pretty gd... sunshine in the morning n darn strong wind. teh perfect combi for a gd tan! plus there are lots of bikini japs!... kind of ironic man... so many japs in brissie n none of them are as hot as those in bintan!! how gay...
suntanning suntanning suntanning... tat's all we CAN DO IN BINTAN!!!all activities are not allowed due to the monsoon... DAMn DAMN DAMN..sHAG SHAG SHAGGGGG!!!!!!
Friday, November 30, 2007
juz watched this simply fairy-tale like movie called Enchanted... wah it simply cannot make it...the princess keep singing n singing all the way throughout the movie n the prince looked insanely himbotic... plus the jokes in the movie is sooooo predictable n of course the ending is the same old happily-ever-after without the evil queen...
but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!
oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not
but Mindy likes it!! dunno wat she tinking... keep referring it as ''a happy movie''... hahaha.. the onli thing tat actually makes me laugh was when the crowd(abt less than 20 ppl in the theatre) clapped when the princess kissed Mcdreamy... OMG... can u believe it ~??~!! me n gordon juz simultaneously looked at each other n burst out laughing...
oh man! it's xmas time n where are the GD MOVIES!!!
oh went out wif big-head ling ysd to search for camera... lumix now has this pretty cool FX33 and it's function is awesome .. hmmm.. but i already spoiled 2(can u believe it?!! 2!!) FX01 for the last 1 yr n i will slap myself if i get another lumix... olympus seems much betta wif water-proof, shock proof n a cool orange color.. much more use to me...i suck at protecting cameras..490..hmmm..worth it or not
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
jj so gd u haf to call him twice
last nite was my biggest win in my short poker career !... 500 bucks from pj, karwai and zhiqin... add 220 from the nite before n now my ''jay's spore poker tour'' earnings rises up to 720... !! gd lar... now i haf extra money to spend in bintan on saturday!! woohoo... simply like the feeling of outwitting ppl on the poker table
Saturday, November 24, 2007
i m back!!..but this time not as excited den last time...no longer craving for much food n stuff...
STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...
this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating
xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it
STILL feeling gd though... haha.. slp in my queen size bed, slack at my swimming pool wif a book n ipod suntanning and hafing top end speed internet...
this trip back is kinda weird seeing my gd friends attached..esp marc n ah poh.. suddenly IAC gang recruited 2 new members n none of them i met before... mayb this feeling is also due to the fact that the lovey dovey XMAS is coming!!!... whereby every guy will ask the gers they like out n haf some romantic dinner...EXCEPT ME... all i can do is to see teh gers chase by other guys. n when they ask me if tehy shd go out wif this guy or that guy, i will haf to act cool n say ,'' juz go lar.. dont tink so much''... it's sickening seriously...it's so different from last time whereby i would ask whoever i wan to date wif n do wateva i want regardless of the outcome... n of course long dist relationship is one of the worst kind of dating
xmas , xmas eve and v day are the top 3 days whereby most ppl committed suicide... and ironically these 3 days are the days whereby it symbolizes giving n loving .. weird eh?! oh well... even jay the legend can be affected a bit by it, it's no surprise most ppl commit suicide isnt it
Saturday, November 17, 2007
i m ggn sdyney !! ... ok it's a freaking impromptu event.... last nite we are juz chatting wat to do for the wkend, den suddenly dunno who say go sdyney.... hahhhaha...den almost immediately we went to bk 2 cars!... ahaha...
so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...
oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...
so now we are suddenly going sdyney tonite at 10pm....till wednesday nite...which is freaking rush coz i m flying on thursday morning...n i haven even pack my stuff yet... N i haven move hse too!!.. but nvm lar... juz for the fun of it... go liao den come back settle everything lar...
oh i juz bought the car from ronald!... which is awesome .....now i do much more things..2.3k.. cheap eh?!...
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
ysd was one of the sickest day ever!!!.. i stayed over at david's place n oh man he is fucking scary la!!... BORAT is RIGHT!...Jews are crazy ppl!!... last time was my bastard hsemate n now it's david...
we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!
Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...
den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...
we are studying for bio n suddenly he says,'' hey jay .. i show u sth on Tv..''... den he go BUY the pay-per-viewy... porn movie on TV...!! n tell me tat will relax my brain...WTF?! Exams in like less than 10 hrs n he is watching porn n telling me tat THAT will relax my brain?!!...i watch a bit seriously i cant concentrate on my notes(WHICH GUY CAN ANIWAE?!?) n it's simply too weird to watch porn wif a guy!.. den i wanted to go back to the living rm to study... den he said,'' no jay.. stay...I FEEL DIRTY watching this if u are not ard...'' WTF!!!!!!!... juz go to ur rm n watch FREE from teh NET n touch urself FFS!
Den at the middle of the nite(abt 4am) even worse... i was almost aslp n den my door opened( all the AUSSIE hses rooms haf no locks.. dunno WTF they are tinking)... den David juz walked in straight towards me wif a blanket in his hands... i was like ...WTF?!!... n i said to him'' wassup?!'' .. pretending to act normal...
den he exclaim,'' WHO ARE U??!! wat are u doing in my hse?!''...den he answered himself ,'' OH u are JAY.. i REMEMBERED..shit this is a bad time to sleepwalk...''... OH MY GOD! he bloody hell sleepwalk!! CCB... fucking scary man!!! end up i dare not slp alr... CCB later he come in slpwalking n cover my face wif a pillow or stab me wif a knife how... knn.... n fucking hell the door cannot lock... end up i was soooo fucking tired for my optics exam todae.. i swear i will neva ever go his hse n stay over again...
Thursday, November 08, 2007
optom is finally over...!! wat a gay paper... didnt get to slp at all last nite... now my body clock is totally screwed up!.. slp at 4 , wake up at 12... n so if i haf exams in the morning i cant slp at all, if not i will be late... oh well , shall not complain so much... esp when these few stressed up days are juz my regular days in SMU ...been there done tat.
seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...
wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...
seriously i kind of like this course more n more... ok it is STILL freaking boring n the work i m doing now realli freaks me out... esp all those disease researching n optometrists laws in aussie...n noeing how a lot of lives (or rather EYES) will be put in MY hands in the future... but the course ppl are superb... they are so freaking helpful tat is beyond belief.. seriously... i dunno a lot of qns, they will come all the way to school (the bus ride can easily takes an hr) n sit there n help me do the qns!... oh man... n they even set up accounts on the net so they can share the answers for the qns!.. wow! they even went to get past yr papers n DO THEM , TYPE THE ANSWERS OUT n send us!...n the amazing thing is most of them are duxes of their schools! i still remember my SMU days when a certain guy call L*NG K*I refuses to lend us his report on an accounting assignment! wat an ass... i haf neva feel so gd abt this course for such long time! the only other time i feel this gd abt it is BEFORE I ENTER this course...
wondering if these nice ppl will be as nice for the next few yrs coz i will be bloody in need of help.. mayb it's the aussie style... slack slack ROC...everyone passes n fail together.. not like spore...where ''u excel means i get less grade, so u betta fail so my presentation looks betta''...neva in my life i haf seen such helpful ppl n i m not used to it.. haha.. but i certainly wont mind adjusting...
Saturday, November 03, 2007
woo hoo!!!!... i gt my own room alr!! finally!! felix has gone back to singapore so i took over his rm... awesome man... days of a homeless bugger no more!!....
the last few days has been shit man... having no keys to cheryl's hse... i haf to go back home veri veri early .. n in an event of me staying in school late to study, i haf no where to slp!!... a few days ago, ludwig n cheryl were aslp so i cant go back home so i ended up combining 4 chairs together in the library n slp...! n waited till 7 am to go to the entrance n hope someone will open the main gate for me.... n this stupid old bugger scanned me like i m some barcode before he let me in....
shiok man shiok.... bed neva feels so great before... n it has an aircon somemore... ! internet is available n i m no longer held captive by the isreali bastard n his malaysian bitch! staying there has been a horrible experience... probably worse than saddam hussien's little hole....
ok STILL CANT find someone to go india... n everyone gifs the same reply! '' india too many ABNN''... '' india too smelly''...''india very dirty''....''india very dangerous''... ''india very hot''... come on man... india not tat bad lar....taj mahal n the rat temple are there n cobras and belly dancing(??) are from there rite?... ok mayb this will be my first destination as a solo backpacker
the last few days has been shit man... having no keys to cheryl's hse... i haf to go back home veri veri early .. n in an event of me staying in school late to study, i haf no where to slp!!... a few days ago, ludwig n cheryl were aslp so i cant go back home so i ended up combining 4 chairs together in the library n slp...! n waited till 7 am to go to the entrance n hope someone will open the main gate for me.... n this stupid old bugger scanned me like i m some barcode before he let me in....
shiok man shiok.... bed neva feels so great before... n it has an aircon somemore... ! internet is available n i m no longer held captive by the isreali bastard n his malaysian bitch! staying there has been a horrible experience... probably worse than saddam hussien's little hole....
ok STILL CANT find someone to go india... n everyone gifs the same reply! '' india too many ABNN''... '' india too smelly''...''india very dirty''....''india very dangerous''... ''india very hot''... come on man... india not tat bad lar....taj mahal n the rat temple are there n cobras and belly dancing(??) are from there rite?... ok mayb this will be my first destination as a solo backpacker
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
3 nites being a homeless bugger!! actually not tat bad lar... in fact it's betta than staying at tat fucking asshole's place paying crazy amt of money....haha the onli bad thing is cheryl keep threatening to kick me out of the hse whenever i desiao her....
''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....
studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN
''JAY! u wan to be homeless again issit??!!'' seems to be her fav phrase nowadays....hahahaha... esp i exposed her when she farted damn loudly n tried to cover up by changing topic!!... tat is sooo freaking funny....
studying like crazy now man... since i discovered that i even cant differentiate a plastic lens n a glass lens... n also no idea on how to use a vertomometer (shit! i cant even spell it now).... GOD BLESS JAY.AMEN
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
finally put an end to the housing saga! gonna live at cheryl's place for a wk before moving to gavin's place to stay till term ends! turns out to be a blessing in disguise as i dont need to see those assholes' faces any longer... thanx for everyone's help ... esp gavin, cheryl, ludwig for the place to stay, therese for lending me the space to put my stuff.... jasmine for GENEROUSLY offered her toilet wif all her undergarments for me to stay if i m extremely desperate , the 5 monkeys' advice on how to destroy the room before i leave, edward's kind offer of a place in KG, dilys' offer of her place for me to stay n many others who offered to help n advice!! ...ahha ... i m like saying a thank you speech after winning an OSCAR!
ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...
also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...
seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..
oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing
ok enuff of complaining n kping of those fuckers... i m not one who likes to complain often...
also juz had chilli crabs at Darria! chilli crabs, butter crabs and 1 more kind of crab which i cant remember... suppose to be the best in brissie but also so-so onli... i tink even at kopi tiam's those zi char stalls also can win them... plus it's so freaking exp... but betta than nothing lar...
seriously eating too much gd food liao lar...ysd i still had a seafood buffet at sunny bank... shag! so full till this morning i still feel like vomiting!..
oh CAO GE came to brissie ...n i went to his concert... damn ironic rite?! i haf neva gone for a concert like dat in spore den come to an ang moh country watch a chinese singer...hahaha...n yar it's considered sort of a foreign arts concert show...kind of fun lar... u are like those in mtv asia concerts whereby u hold those light sticks wave ard den all the taiwanese gers scream like crazy..den the ang moh ushers abit stun to see these kind of thing
Saturday, October 13, 2007
KNNBCCB!! seriously this is the least i can describe my hsemates! fuck man! knn!!... my hatred for them now is right up there wif TYS... they demanded me to move out in 2 wks!!! cb lar... how to find a place in 2 wks n onli stay for 1 mth... n i clearly told tat bitch i staying till at least mid nov n they somemore smile n say ' no worries, we noe u got exams n stuff so we wont ask u to move'' when they are taking my rent... fuck them man! seriously i cant believe one can be so cb n vicious.. n now when they get a replacement, everything they deny hearing or saying.. i haf neva hit a woman or scolded but that bitch is seriously testing my limits!
i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...
well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!
i looked back this 9 mths n truly i can say life will neva be the same again... the bedbugs scare n got chase out of my own hse coz of it, noeing no one in a foreign country, walking ard the place at 3am in the first day of arrival looking for place to stay, fucked-uped docs who tink i got bedbugs bites which turn out to be juz allergies to the dry weather n the medicine they gif to kill the bugs bites made my skin worse, kiddy course mates, course which i travel 1000s of miles for turns out totally not as expected, cooking myself, searching for housing, toking in ang moh accent, working in a chinese restaurant, n now the biggest challenge of all... cheebye fuckers housemates n finding a place to stay in less than 2 wks... wat more can u ask for in life when there are soooo many challenges in front of u that's gonna make it sooo exciting.... seriously someitmes i juz wanna end it all up by juz going back to spore where i could juz HAF A PLACE TO STAY n not worrying of getting chased out, haf someone cook for me ,eating out is so god damn easy , haf my own car, wkly dose of epl soccer betting n mj...life seems so much easier n comfortable n that is onli 9 mths ago!! so much for wanting to come out of comfort zone n test myself...
well... if the malaysian bitch n the isreali bastard tink they got me here, they are bloody fucking wrong! hope i can juz crash to someone's place for a wk or 2 n live like a nomad... jump from one place to another every 2 wks or so... seriously dunno why i encounter so many shit in aussie leh.. all the other ppl i noe had not got much probs... maybe god trusts tat i can conquer these probs wif my abilities but... GOD CAN U FUCKING HELL DON'T TRUST ME SO MUCH??!!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
the dickhead wrote back!! clearly as the ambassador of tongo and the CEO of some crazy tongo bank, his english realli sucks!.. (ENGLISH TEACHER, if u r reading this, pls help this dickhead scammer to make his email more convincing...)
> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.
i replied :
i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!
> Dear jj ng ,
>
> This trnsaction is not childs play,if really you
> want to partake in this transaction i want to let
> you know that trust,sincerity,honesty,capability and
> most especially God's intervaintion.
>
> If you agree with me then i want you to get back
> to me for more informations.
>
> Thanks in antispiction to hear from you as soon as
> possible.
>
> Daniel Kufor.
i replied :
i need to verify ur identity before i want to gif u all information... can u at least send me ur photo, ur phone no...i need u to gif me ur trust too!... it's god that lead us to noe each other and i haf to noe my savior's face!
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
sibe neh neh!! i m soooo fucking fed up wif the spam emails alr!!! son of a bitch.... every single day i haf to delete at least 3 spam emails asking to gif me free cash ... seriously can they haf something else betta to do rather than keep flooding my yahoo mail!! so todae i could not tahan anymore n replied them...
this is his email:
n this is my reply:
this is his email:
Dear Friend
I am Mr.Daniel Kufor,the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of BANQUE INTERNATIONAL DE AFRIQUE,Republic of Togo with due respect and regard.
I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.During our investigation and auditing in this banque,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 1998 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in -his account with this Banque without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.
Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The said amount is $10M (Ten Million united states dollars)............
hey...
i m sincerely want to help u out!...
can i haf more information abt u before i could commit
into the cause... can i haf ur phone no. in togo? i
got a few friends there when i went there for
community work...
n do u haf a photo of urself?at least i noe the face
of someone i can feel grateful to for the money...
u are like being sent by god!! i juz lost 20000 bucks
on betting n there u are gifing me 10m bucks! love
ya...
i would even marry u for that money:)
hahah... i pretend to be a ger since every human being tinks that flyingberGER is a GEr
and hope that he will reply to my ''helping'' call soon... i wan tat bloody bastard to do lots
of fucking work n end up getting nothing...
juz imagine if every single one of us who got the emails keep replying him, imagine how much
work he has to do n everytime he will get disappointed!..
Friday, October 05, 2007
todae was fucking boring until...i smell sesame oil n soy sauce at the library .. dunno where it come from but it totally make me feel like eating CHEE CHEONG FUN!!!... the white kind... the typical singaporean way... the ''black'' n ''white'' surprisingly onli found in singapore!! went to a lot of hk cafes n taiwanese places n none ever had this... i totally dont mind paying 10 bucks juz to haf it now seriously....
Thursday, October 04, 2007
finally got the pics!!..
some pics we risk our lives taking it..esp the one whereby we are standing on the rocks n the waves splashed up!! witnesses say that it is at least 5 storey highn the highest tat afternoon!! but of course jay the legend always stays cool n composed as shown as the pic....victor n i got injured in the end but the pic totally worth it all...
there are also a lot of sand dunes in the island which is damn cool... it's like u are walking on a desert!! there are also some sand storms n everywhere looked the same which makes it hard to find the way out... got 1 part, ronald keep throwing the ''wang wang sian beh'' wrapper on the ground n it miraculously guided us to the exit of the desert...haha...it's damn funny lar... esp when none of us knew how to get out of it!
n of course the campfire... haha.. reminds me of the gd days of smux trekking!! whereby we sit ard the fire n tok cock.. n juz nice tat day was the mooncake festival day!! n we had some mooncakes n lanterns... haizzz...i still remember every yr mom will stack up tons of ''bing pi'' mooncake n i eat till i swear i wont eat it the next yr!! here a ''bing bi'' mooncake is rarer than gold!! kinda of miss singapore ... seriously there's no place like home..........
PS: disadvantages of hafing a super powerful high migapixel camera... it takes fucking long to upload!!...
Saturday, September 29, 2007
a pot of pot
the smoking bottle for potthe effects of pot is damn strong !! crazily strong...he was like dancing ard in the hse like he's flying!! den he played tom clancy n keep throwing grenades n keep laughing at the laptop.. damn hilarious the scene...i wanted so much to try it too!! but as a non-smoker, i will probably need at least 6 hrs to recover n i need to fucking hell complete my sick ass 2000 word optom assignment n i haf no time to try!! definitely will try the next time her smokes again...
the frasier gang are gng to GC for shopping n suntan later!! woo hoo!! great fun ahead!! life's great:)
Thursday, September 27, 2007
claudia n cheryli juz saw cheryl's bday pics on facebk so for those guys who wan to see who claudia is ...there u go...
JUZ came back from Frasier island!!! WOOHOO... fantastic trip man!!! it realli lives up to the tag of one of the most beautiful island in the world!!.. it's also the world's biggest sand island...
it's juz amazing how beautiful the whole place is n most of the time u could walk barefooted all the way.... words cant describe how awesome the place is... will post the photos when i get them from the gers
Sunday, September 23, 2007
mini-size-me
u guys cant believe how fucking small macdonald's drink are in aussie!! hahah.. it's so freaking ironic tat most aussies are overweight n their drink size is sooooo small...
oh i juz discovered a new kind of pool... called the korean pool.. it's onli available in korean pool shops ... it's damn challenging .... u haf 2 red balls n 2 white balls(1 with a dot n another is without dot).. n u choose 1 of the white ball n u muz hit both the red balls with ur white ball with 1 shot.. it's damn hard man...u muz estimate ur cushion angle so tat ur white ball will rebound back to hit ur 2nd red ball after u hit the 1st red ball n when the white ball rebound n hits the other white ball u will minus 1 pt... micheal, collin , eugani played like 1.5 hrs juz to finish a game!!
todae juz went for the makan bazaar for singaporeans in gold coast... had a total of 12 dishes man.. laska, prawn mee, char tow kway, meesiam n stuff... but most of the food sucks lar n veri small portions.. i sibe buay tahan their style of distributing food lar.. sooo singaporean!! everyone needs to haf a coupon n at every stall u haf to cancel out ur food tat u took.. damn scare we will cheat another bowl of the food... for aussies u will NEVA see this kind of thing one..they haf so much integrity n trust in their own ppl lar...they are also veri easy going wif these kind of things..argh! as the saying goes, '' u can bring a singaporean out of singapore but u cant take the singapore out of the singaporean''............
Saturday, September 22, 2007
guess wat... i met claudia again! hahah... it's damn qiao that i haf been here so long i didnt even see her before n now i keep seeing her...but as usual she asked a damn stupid qn.
i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......
erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...
but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..
TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx
oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...
i was walking to prac in sch den she saw me ,'' hey ..hi jay u gng to school ar?''......
erm...dun go to school den i COME to sch for wat??!! but i m veri veri tired tat morning n i was an hr late for prac...so i didnt answer her wif the way i normally will... i juz told her ya , i m late for class tok to her later tat kind of thing...
but seriously she realli nice man... after how i embarrassed her in front of her friends at the steakhse she still say hi to me... hahaha..nice , bimbotic, cute n single... great combo..
TODAE a fucking irritating fire alarm came off in the morning!! KNNBCCB!! last nite i came back home at 6am after 2 meetings wif SSA ppl n the frasier island trip n this bastard alarm woke me up!! n worst of all the lifts all are spoilt!! i haf to walk 30 fucking floors down...but this also gd lar... i finally had a chance to tok to Kyle when both of us cant be bothered to climb up... i was telling her how paiseh i was to joke at her friend(tat her friend looks like her mom).. n every time i see her friend, her friend always gif me tat jay-is-an-ass-i-wan-to-kill-him look...tat idiot still say i totally deserved it.. hahhaha... n she will ask her friend to stare more fiercely at me...thanx man thanx
oh my relationship wif mark reaches a new low after i set off the fire alarm ysd...i was cooking mushrooms n it chow-tar... it's the first time i set it off so i haf absolutely no idea it's an alarm...den mark came bursting out of his room n got stunned wif the amount of smoke... lucky it was in time to disperse the smoke...
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
i cant believe i did that seriously... it's like an autocast your-question-is-very-dumb defense shield...
the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...
then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''
den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...
but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...
n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...
the first time i was formally introduced to claudia was at cheryl's bday party...n i remembered her as one of the models who walks around the valley asking people to do breathe tests during the festival...so i desiao her n nicknamed her ''blow ger''...haha...but in the end didnt get much chance to talk to her as she was rushing for a night shift in her agency...
then ysd i saw her again at the city beach steakhouse! i was talking to paul n trying hard not to look at her... den she suddenly come n tok to me...'' hey jay, u come here to eat steak ar?''
den immediately my response was'' of course lar.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat what?''... den she was like stunned...OMG i cant believe i said tat...ok it's realli unintentional ... it's like an automatic response to a freaking stupid qn...if it's an ugly bitch still nvm, but she's probably the hottest single asian in brissie... n i pissed her off 2 times in 3 days.. gd job jay.. gd job...esp when she's being friendly in asking n u wat u are eating...
but seriously not entirely my fault rite... haha.. come steakhouse dont eat steak eat wat?! chicken rice ar??!!...the qn is realli asking for it...
n to add an ironic twist to it, i met Theres downstairs n she asked me whether i wan to move in to her place next sem since victor is leaving...den i told her i dont mind la, as long as she can cfm wif me early so i can settle everything before i leave...den i joke wif her,say got chio bu staying wif us not, if no den i dont wan liao... den she said her friend who is a hot model most probably staying wif us!! n u guessed it rite... she's claudia!!...
Monday, September 17, 2007
i muz tell jay i noe he didnt come for class
todae i skipped my optom class again.. probably the 132989285023058th time i m doing it... but todae i kanna caught by the teacher for doing dat!
he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...
he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''
SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...
but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........
''i haven seen u in ages...!!''
''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''
''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........
cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...
he was giving out the mid sem exam paper back to us todae n Kai tried to help me take since i pon sch n if he cant take it's damn obvious tat i pon sch because i m the ONLI ONE paper that hasnet been taken!...den the lecturer refuses him...
he says,''No no no..u cant take it for him...''
''why not? he's sick todae..''
''because i wan to tell him tat i noe he hasnt been coming to my class...''
SHAG!!! muz be i always went late for lecture(though i onli went twice but twice i was late for 45 mins)... the last time he said i broke the record of being the student who came the latest for his lectures....n of course being the onli asian with a white specs n blond hair doesnt help making me less noticeable...
but in the end he's quite cool abt it... haha... when i went to see him for my paper........
''i haven seen u in ages...!!''
''oh realli?! i always go for my pracs... but on every monday morning i seemed to get sick, like todae...''
''oh tat's a veri veri weird illness...hahaha''.........
cool dude though he looked freaking fierce..haha...
Sunday, September 16, 2007
veri veri down man... juz interviewed an optometrist for my optom 2 project... the views she gave is realli a blow to me man... esp the expectations of the job...
she opened a shop in the suburbs n realli the shop has not much customers( they refer them as patients)... which is a veri sian thing... n the reality is u cant possibly go city to open a shop coz they are too many big companies there n also the shopping centers will not lease space to small shops... the worse thing is tat in suburb most ppl come to optometrists as patients to treat their eyes n not to make specs coz in most suburbs there are no doctors or veri veri veri little doctors... tat is TOTALLY NOT WAT I WAN!!! i dont wan to be a doctor or be treating some ''patients'' ... i juz want to sell specs n make money!! WORSE STILL tat most optom ppl REAlli have passion in eyes... n realli wan to help treat diseases n care for PATIENTS... n i m not one of them definitely...
somemore now a new law has passed to allow all optom prescribe medicine but u haf to study abt 1 more yr!!! ARGH!! i cant stand the way they tink optom are doctors....whenever i told them my dad is an optometrist in singapore, they WILL ALWAYS respond,'' wow, ur dad opens a CLINIC?!'' CLINIC?!! WTF man!...n of course in their stupid mind tink tat singapore is so fucking small tat u can scream at the top floor of a building n the whole country can hear ur voice...
aiya veri irritating lar... the more i tink of it, the more i wanna quit man... it's damn sickening though the money is fantastic...my ambition is to be a biz man like my dad n not some fucking doctor!! n we cant stop practising optom when we grad coz they say our skills will ''deteriorate'' if we stop practising for a yr or 2 n we will be unregistered by the board n u haf to take another exam to get register again.. which is utter BULLSHIT!! i realli realli dont haf the passion to be a doctor man plus the fact tat i will to work all my life n cant stop working... my aim in life is eventually set up a biz system going n stop doing work... n in optom i fucking CANT DO IT!! COZ I M THE SYSTEM! n handling the fate of a person's eyes is a huge n unwanted responsibility... the culture is way too different la...
probably biz management is in my blood la.. my dad, my grandpa, greatgrandpa, my uncles almost are all biz man.. n i m too profit-oriented n too flamboyant ... passion to treat diseases n save the World is ABsolutely not my cup of tea...it's RAMBO's n some dumbass miss universe's job, not mine!.. i juz cant be in a ''CLINIC'' treating 'PATIENTS'' !!!
she opened a shop in the suburbs n realli the shop has not much customers( they refer them as patients)... which is a veri sian thing... n the reality is u cant possibly go city to open a shop coz they are too many big companies there n also the shopping centers will not lease space to small shops... the worse thing is tat in suburb most ppl come to optometrists as patients to treat their eyes n not to make specs coz in most suburbs there are no doctors or veri veri veri little doctors... tat is TOTALLY NOT WAT I WAN!!! i dont wan to be a doctor or be treating some ''patients'' ... i juz want to sell specs n make money!! WORSE STILL tat most optom ppl REAlli have passion in eyes... n realli wan to help treat diseases n care for PATIENTS... n i m not one of them definitely...
somemore now a new law has passed to allow all optom prescribe medicine but u haf to study abt 1 more yr!!! ARGH!! i cant stand the way they tink optom are doctors....whenever i told them my dad is an optometrist in singapore, they WILL ALWAYS respond,'' wow, ur dad opens a CLINIC?!'' CLINIC?!! WTF man!...n of course in their stupid mind tink tat singapore is so fucking small tat u can scream at the top floor of a building n the whole country can hear ur voice...
aiya veri irritating lar... the more i tink of it, the more i wanna quit man... it's damn sickening though the money is fantastic...my ambition is to be a biz man like my dad n not some fucking doctor!! n we cant stop practising optom when we grad coz they say our skills will ''deteriorate'' if we stop practising for a yr or 2 n we will be unregistered by the board n u haf to take another exam to get register again.. which is utter BULLSHIT!! i realli realli dont haf the passion to be a doctor man plus the fact tat i will to work all my life n cant stop working... my aim in life is eventually set up a biz system going n stop doing work... n in optom i fucking CANT DO IT!! COZ I M THE SYSTEM! n handling the fate of a person's eyes is a huge n unwanted responsibility... the culture is way too different la...
probably biz management is in my blood la.. my dad, my grandpa, greatgrandpa, my uncles almost are all biz man.. n i m too profit-oriented n too flamboyant ... passion to treat diseases n save the World is ABsolutely not my cup of tea...it's RAMBO's n some dumbass miss universe's job, not mine!.. i juz cant be in a ''CLINIC'' treating 'PATIENTS'' !!!
Sunday, September 02, 2007
DUO GAY black sauce hor fun
ysd was one of the lousiest day ever!! .. although it shd be one of the most happening day in brisbane due to the river fest...
the day starts wif a meal of humble pie..... i told my hsemate i m moving out last friday n i posted an ad on the net for replacement... i buay tahan he keep picking on small stuff n ALWAYS threaten to cut my bond... it's fucking irritating!!! so told him i wanna move since johnny or samantha is also planning to move...
BUT DEN backfired! johnny's hse mayb not get renewed n his hsemate is the crazy david... who probably require an ''interview'' wif me!! like WTF??!!! interview?!! i rather not live wif him.. n samantha is like not confirm! i can still move out thoguh juz to another hse or wat but i haf to pay empty rent for dec , jan and feb...so bo bian haf to hung my head down n tell Marc tat i m staying instead... Damn man! seriously! i dont mind apologising for things i haf done wrong but give in to his fucking threats pissed me off to the max! n those who noes me know that my EGO is not exactly small and eating humble pie realli sucks max!! but den... a man gotta do wat a man gotta do...haizzz
den i went to riverfest n i saw cheryl in a blue n white strip shirt which realli looks like a KFC uniform so i juz joked wif her ,'' hey u juz knocked work from macdonald's ar?'' den she suddenly pissed off wif me! n shouted at me...i haf neva ever seen her so angry before... apparently she missed her fashion show n hafing her period n i suay suay kanna her wrath n kanna targeted the whole nite!! somemore i saw Kal's friend whom i joked tat she's Kal's mother( she realli looks damn old) but of course she's not amused..ok i admit... my fault...NEVA EVER JOKE ONE IS UGLY WHEN SHE IS REALLI UGLY...n i broke the rule..
as if it was not enuff.... we went to cybercity for late dinner n i ordered '' soy sauce hor fun'' wif emily ... den the dish came out REALLI onli SOY SAUCE n HOR FUN....!! me n her juz stare at the dish for 5 secs dont noe wat to do... den i ask the waiter to come if he forget to put ingredients or not
he replied,'' oh it's like dat..u neva eat before ?!''... OMG i almost wan to scream at him... OF COURSE i neva eat before lar!! siao!! who will be so dumb to pay 9 bucks for onli DUO GAY, HORFUN N SOYSAUCE!!!
WAH LAN LEH... den todae i woke up though to some stupid rantings from Bel's friend... OMG u can neva believe how fucking bimbotic her comments on stuff are!! normally when i say someone's a bimbo, 99% of the time i m kidding but in her case, it's an total underestimation!! she look like an idiot n tok exactly like one...buay tahan ar!! she is so irritating tat i haf to get out of the hse so dat i wont laugh and slap her for her fucking dumb comments in her ''Abagial'' voice (from under one roof )!!
now i m totally stuck at my optom equations!! how can i memorise all these bull shit man!! the locals had graphical calculators n they could store all of them inside but i dont! so i haf to memorise all the 20 plus equations! tat's a total rubbish honestly..
the day starts wif a meal of humble pie..... i told my hsemate i m moving out last friday n i posted an ad on the net for replacement... i buay tahan he keep picking on small stuff n ALWAYS threaten to cut my bond... it's fucking irritating!!! so told him i wanna move since johnny or samantha is also planning to move...
BUT DEN backfired! johnny's hse mayb not get renewed n his hsemate is the crazy david... who probably require an ''interview'' wif me!! like WTF??!!! interview?!! i rather not live wif him.. n samantha is like not confirm! i can still move out thoguh juz to another hse or wat but i haf to pay empty rent for dec , jan and feb...so bo bian haf to hung my head down n tell Marc tat i m staying instead... Damn man! seriously! i dont mind apologising for things i haf done wrong but give in to his fucking threats pissed me off to the max! n those who noes me know that my EGO is not exactly small and eating humble pie realli sucks max!! but den... a man gotta do wat a man gotta do...haizzz
den i went to riverfest n i saw cheryl in a blue n white strip shirt which realli looks like a KFC uniform so i juz joked wif her ,'' hey u juz knocked work from macdonald's ar?'' den she suddenly pissed off wif me! n shouted at me...i haf neva ever seen her so angry before... apparently she missed her fashion show n hafing her period n i suay suay kanna her wrath n kanna targeted the whole nite!! somemore i saw Kal's friend whom i joked tat she's Kal's mother( she realli looks damn old) but of course she's not amused..ok i admit... my fault...NEVA EVER JOKE ONE IS UGLY WHEN SHE IS REALLI UGLY...n i broke the rule..
as if it was not enuff.... we went to cybercity for late dinner n i ordered '' soy sauce hor fun'' wif emily ... den the dish came out REALLI onli SOY SAUCE n HOR FUN....!! me n her juz stare at the dish for 5 secs dont noe wat to do... den i ask the waiter to come if he forget to put ingredients or not
he replied,'' oh it's like dat..u neva eat before ?!''... OMG i almost wan to scream at him... OF COURSE i neva eat before lar!! siao!! who will be so dumb to pay 9 bucks for onli DUO GAY, HORFUN N SOYSAUCE!!!
WAH LAN LEH... den todae i woke up though to some stupid rantings from Bel's friend... OMG u can neva believe how fucking bimbotic her comments on stuff are!! normally when i say someone's a bimbo, 99% of the time i m kidding but in her case, it's an total underestimation!! she look like an idiot n tok exactly like one...buay tahan ar!! she is so irritating tat i haf to get out of the hse so dat i wont laugh and slap her for her fucking dumb comments in her ''Abagial'' voice (from under one roof )!!
now i m totally stuck at my optom equations!! how can i memorise all these bull shit man!! the locals had graphical calculators n they could store all of them inside but i dont! so i haf to memorise all the 20 plus equations! tat's a total rubbish honestly..
Sunday, August 26, 2007
master chef jay
last few days i keep having pot luck( issit spell like tis?)... we haf it cheryl's place n ysd at andy's place.... i cook so much chicken now tat i m expert at it alr!
had this super cock conversation wif cheryl when i nid to go over to her hse..
''eh we coming in a few mins''
''u all wanna come in from the back or the front?''
den i desiao her......'' wah u so direct?!! u wan us to come in front or come behind...? anyway u are comfortable wif..''
''oh u all come in from the front den come in....'' den she suddenly realise the joke,'' wah jay u are damn disgusting!!''
''eh u dun bluff lar.. u wan us all in front or some behind n some in front.. u tink u chio not... if u chio we come from in front , if not we come from behind(so dont nid to look at the face)......hahahaha''
''...........''
hahahaha.. she is damn cock lar...always haf this super blur face.. oh our beloved weng seng falls in love wif her!!! hahahh... it's so freaking funny... cheryl even tell us the conversations they had
'' hi cheryl, i m weng seng n ah ...wat are u doing now? i m veri lonely and i need some company....''
''erm.. i m veri veri busy now...''
''oh like dat.. where do u live...mayb i can go over n help u or i can go over to ur hse n haf some chat or sth''
''erm.. i live near the central station but it's inconvenient for u to come''( in other words fuck off! hahaha)
''no no no .. i m not a stalker dont get me wrong!''............hahahaha ... classic man.. classic...
i tink weng seng can write a bk.. '' 101 ways to scare a ger away''.... i m sure tat will cfm be a top seller man...
had this super cock conversation wif cheryl when i nid to go over to her hse..
''eh we coming in a few mins''
''u all wanna come in from the back or the front?''
den i desiao her......'' wah u so direct?!! u wan us to come in front or come behind...? anyway u are comfortable wif..''
''oh u all come in from the front den come in....'' den she suddenly realise the joke,'' wah jay u are damn disgusting!!''
''eh u dun bluff lar.. u wan us all in front or some behind n some in front.. u tink u chio not... if u chio we come from in front , if not we come from behind(so dont nid to look at the face)......hahahaha''
''...........''
hahahaha.. she is damn cock lar...always haf this super blur face.. oh our beloved weng seng falls in love wif her!!! hahahh... it's so freaking funny... cheryl even tell us the conversations they had
'' hi cheryl, i m weng seng n ah ...wat are u doing now? i m veri lonely and i need some company....''
''erm.. i m veri veri busy now...''
''oh like dat.. where do u live...mayb i can go over n help u or i can go over to ur hse n haf some chat or sth''
''erm.. i live near the central station but it's inconvenient for u to come''( in other words fuck off! hahaha)
''no no no .. i m not a stalker dont get me wrong!''............hahahaha ... classic man.. classic...
i tink weng seng can write a bk.. '' 101 ways to scare a ger away''.... i m sure tat will cfm be a top seller man...
Monday, August 20, 2007
COLD STUFF
last 2 days are crazy lar... went to surfer's wif ronald, elvin, fabian , han biao and victor on saturday... n we freaking swim in the waves !! FUCK MAN.. it's defintiely one of the craziest thing i done... 5 degrees that day n was raining n the waves are like fucking fucking high... i tink at least 2 or 3 times my height n it's fucking scary to see such huge wave consuming u...plus u are shivering wif cold even when in water!! den when reach home straightaway kanna fever n haf to chiong down to elvin hse to play mj ... tat day i tink i had one of the best sleep in brissie
DEN on sunday, we played soccer in the freaking rain !! oOMG... i cant believe i did tat still... 4 hrs in the rain n playing under 10 degrees is damn sick!! n all teh fucked up mud n stuff... but the bloody worst thing is i forget to bring clothes to change!! i almost frost to death while walking.. the sight of a few of us who didnt bring clothes, straighten our upper bodies while walking so dat our body will minimise the contact wif the clothes is truly memorable... ahhaah... n again after the crazy soccer, i chiong to robbie's hse to play poker.. fuck man.. i tink i realli nid to hone my poker skills more...playing wif robbie they all realli improve my game
juz realise cheena ppl realli love to call themselves stupid names.. at first i tot the guy wif the name ''nokia'' is dumb enuff... now i saw a ger call kinky!! haha.. i saw her name i straightaway laugh in front of her... haha... how kinky can a name be man, literally!! den she stare at me as if she gave me the wrong medicine or sth... i still remember ben's favorite china ger call KIKI...haha.. he always look at her hairy armpits... realli damn funny... oh yar n a guy name called STRONG!..ahha... strong?! realli a pretty tough guy eh....
DEN on sunday, we played soccer in the freaking rain !! oOMG... i cant believe i did tat still... 4 hrs in the rain n playing under 10 degrees is damn sick!! n all teh fucked up mud n stuff... but the bloody worst thing is i forget to bring clothes to change!! i almost frost to death while walking.. the sight of a few of us who didnt bring clothes, straighten our upper bodies while walking so dat our body will minimise the contact wif the clothes is truly memorable... ahhaah... n again after the crazy soccer, i chiong to robbie's hse to play poker.. fuck man.. i tink i realli nid to hone my poker skills more...playing wif robbie they all realli improve my game
juz realise cheena ppl realli love to call themselves stupid names.. at first i tot the guy wif the name ''nokia'' is dumb enuff... now i saw a ger call kinky!! haha.. i saw her name i straightaway laugh in front of her... haha... how kinky can a name be man, literally!! den she stare at me as if she gave me the wrong medicine or sth... i still remember ben's favorite china ger call KIKI...haha.. he always look at her hairy armpits... realli damn funny... oh yar n a guy name called STRONG!..ahha... strong?! realli a pretty tough guy eh....
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
EKKA DAY
last nite i got a horrible horrible nightmare man!! fucking scary ...even scarier than being gang banged by horny old gay men.........i dreamt tat my mom ask me to marry Anderine ... OMG.. n dunnoe somehow i agree to tat fucking stupid idea . N the moment i agree to it , i regretted it... IMAGINE HOW FUCKING SCARY IT IS!!..
den within a day, all the preparations are finished n i m fucking screwed... i cant do anything to stop it...i wanted to tell them it was a bloody joke....they took it too seriously and wanted to cancel the whole bloody shit... BUT i couldn't tell tat to Anderine... SHE WOULD KILL ME.. i mean anyone will kill me for doing dat...but in the end i still did cancel it.. n i did it in the most ridiculous manner... i shouted ''NO!! THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED!!'' in the middle of a crowd who are doing preparations and every human being there stared at me n chase me to kill me..den LUCKILY i woke up!! WOO HOO...haha.. nice ending ya?
BTW todae is EKKA day..it's a public holiday... at first i tot it's ''ikea day'' n ekka is the way ang moh pronounce ikea... n i was tinking ikea got sale also got holiday for them?!?! what a fucking lame reason for a holiday man!! end up it's even more absurd!! EKKA is an annual funfair where ppl go there to do rides n win some dumb soft toys.. n YES THEY HAF A HOLIDAY TO PLAY FUNFAIR!! haha.. seriously damn lame lar.. more lame than ''ikea day''...
ysd nite went to EKKA wif KAI, his gf n some of his friends... wah lan i sit the rides i wanna die ar... i almost vomit out my hotdog.. n it doesnt help tat i fucking scare of heights... i got scared the shits out of me when the rotating thingy spins like 8 storeys high or sth n turn upside down!! OMG MAN... tat was the closest to heaven i ever felt..mayb it's this bloody ride that cause the bloody nightmare
Sunday, August 12, 2007
our ndp pics are out!! on the stomp website somemore....... http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/viewPost4752.aspx
but i look weird in the pic....
todae i saw an extremely disgusting sight of a ger walking wif extreme movements of ur ass!! damn disgusting... n her voice is fucking teh... OMG... i feel like puking my beef hor fun when i see her coming in...
ysd i went to the SSA national day ball n i saw a fucking hot hot hot babe in a red gown!! OMG.. she's easily the hottest HOTTEST asian i haf seen here... n i tink she's a singaporean too.. n her dad is some high commissioner of brisbane or some sort...WAH LAN...seriously damn it man... tat no one in my grp noes any of her friends..
but i look weird in the pic....
todae i saw an extremely disgusting sight of a ger walking wif extreme movements of ur ass!! damn disgusting... n her voice is fucking teh... OMG... i feel like puking my beef hor fun when i see her coming in...
ysd i went to the SSA national day ball n i saw a fucking hot hot hot babe in a red gown!! OMG.. she's easily the hottest HOTTEST asian i haf seen here... n i tink she's a singaporean too.. n her dad is some high commissioner of brisbane or some sort...WAH LAN...seriously damn it man... tat no one in my grp noes any of her friends..
Thursday, August 09, 2007
NATIONAL DAY!
todae was mad lar... 200 plus ppl come for the national day live in N block ... wah lan... first time i watched wif so many ppl... n seriously i super miss singapore!! esp when i see marina bay... n for this yr i haf tix for NDP!! shit man
aniwae this is the first time celebrating national day outisde singapore... kinda weird lar... i m not tat kind of patriotic kind of person but somehow i feel like singing all those singapore songs... i can still remember 2 bloody yrs ago when i m still in Ns... i haf duty in camp on national day n haf to watch NDP sneakily at one corner at nite to prevent kanna caught by master ramesh... n how i hated NDP n how it's bloody overrated...
oh well at least the whole thing was a great success!! the lecture room is so filled tat we haf to turn away a few pp:(...n i didnt even haf a chance to eat the bee hoon !!...
also called teh cadetship person ysd after he said i could onli get 1k per yr onli.. damn man... 1k ??!! david got like 6k per yr LAR!! oh man... juz coz i m not a citizen....oh well dat means it's not attractive at all.. onli gd coz i could get an almost guaranteed working visa n PR which is also worthless and also a bloody waste of time coz i wan to fucking hell go HOME ASAP!!!
aniwae this is the first time celebrating national day outisde singapore... kinda weird lar... i m not tat kind of patriotic kind of person but somehow i feel like singing all those singapore songs... i can still remember 2 bloody yrs ago when i m still in Ns... i haf duty in camp on national day n haf to watch NDP sneakily at one corner at nite to prevent kanna caught by master ramesh... n how i hated NDP n how it's bloody overrated...
oh well at least the whole thing was a great success!! the lecture room is so filled tat we haf to turn away a few pp:(...n i didnt even haf a chance to eat the bee hoon !!...
also called teh cadetship person ysd after he said i could onli get 1k per yr onli.. damn man... 1k ??!! david got like 6k per yr LAR!! oh man... juz coz i m not a citizen....oh well dat means it's not attractive at all.. onli gd coz i could get an almost guaranteed working visa n PR which is also worthless and also a bloody waste of time coz i wan to fucking hell go HOME ASAP!!!
Friday, August 03, 2007
A NEW WENG SENG>??
NSFF is on again!!.. though the dinner was quite ordinary but pretty pricey...
tonites dinner wif one of the messiest dinner EVER... i went out wif a grp of abt 15 singaporeans ... super shag... meeting at hungry jack's for 15 ppl is alr a chore... den we keep discussing where to go... stand in the middle of the queen st for 20 mins!! juz to decide where to go... den finally decided den last min some ppl wan to go elsewhere... argh!! den STILL we broke up to eat at different places... i sibe buay tahan this kind of shit...eat 1 meal also muz take so long... juz go 1 place n juz EAT!! but also cannot blame lar.. we singaporeans are too used to hawker centers or food court which brissie doesnt haf in the evening(extremely dumb rite? food court closes juz before dinner time)...
went to Bubbles to chill out after dinner... n the reason we chose it was BECOZ OF A WAITRESS!! ... woo hoo... i didnt object of course... the ger was giving ''half-ball handicap'' n how could we refuse to take it... the other waitresses are pretty cute too...wonder if they would wan to hire another waiter not...hmmmm
BUT STILL chilling out wif so many ppl pisses me off, find a place to sit also muz tuo tuo la la... n the guy sitting beside is freaking weird...not onli he looked like a nerd, his behavior suggests the same shit of him...he keeps getting veri veri defensive on wat he says n always try to ''win'' any conversation ,which is rather irritating.. i can sense tat everyone dont realli like him, but he keeps toking... reminds me of the famous ''he shall not be named'' of unilodge...
tonites dinner wif one of the messiest dinner EVER... i went out wif a grp of abt 15 singaporeans ... super shag... meeting at hungry jack's for 15 ppl is alr a chore... den we keep discussing where to go... stand in the middle of the queen st for 20 mins!! juz to decide where to go... den finally decided den last min some ppl wan to go elsewhere... argh!! den STILL we broke up to eat at different places... i sibe buay tahan this kind of shit...eat 1 meal also muz take so long... juz go 1 place n juz EAT!! but also cannot blame lar.. we singaporeans are too used to hawker centers or food court which brissie doesnt haf in the evening(extremely dumb rite? food court closes juz before dinner time)...
went to Bubbles to chill out after dinner... n the reason we chose it was BECOZ OF A WAITRESS!! ... woo hoo... i didnt object of course... the ger was giving ''half-ball handicap'' n how could we refuse to take it... the other waitresses are pretty cute too...wonder if they would wan to hire another waiter not...hmmmm
BUT STILL chilling out wif so many ppl pisses me off, find a place to sit also muz tuo tuo la la... n the guy sitting beside is freaking weird...not onli he looked like a nerd, his behavior suggests the same shit of him...he keeps getting veri veri defensive on wat he says n always try to ''win'' any conversation ,which is rather irritating.. i can sense tat everyone dont realli like him, but he keeps toking... reminds me of the famous ''he shall not be named'' of unilodge...
Thursday, August 02, 2007
mac rules....my ass!
an expensive-but-not-tat-gd dessert place that took 30 mins to walk there
the dinner steamboat in laos tat causes my food poisoning''oh u got a mac!! n a black one too!! it's so rare!!..it 's so cool!!''... seriously tt's the onli fucking praise tat this shit machine gets n i m not even joking.. it's juz like a freaking brad pitt-looking guy wif bad breath , body odor ,stupid, idiot, no integrity n loves SM ....
WAIT TILL I GET BACK to singapore n install windows n byebye MAC OSx... i will onli use it if i go out in coffeebean or starbucks...
tinking of getting a cadetship for optometry.. btw cadetship is something like a scholarship but u haf to work for the company for the amount yrs they gif u money after u grad... i will get 2k to 3k aussie per yr n probably a economy class flight back to singapore every yr... cool deal eh? but if i get it i cant go to UK anymore! , let alone quit optometry n go back to smu... i m not enjoying this course anymore though it damn easy to pass(not to score though)... all the fucking pracs are pissing me off... totally useless... all the marketing, planning stuff, doing projects are 10 times more interesting than wearing the stupid lab coat n dumb lab glasses mixing chemicals...but it does contribute to ''jay's global tour fund''....hmmm
oh yar.. my stomach still feeling fucked up... ever since i came back from laos... food poisoning last so long one meh??
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
love bite
OMG... todae Anny wore a fucking low-cut dress to school...n u noe wat... she had a love bite on her breast!! OMG.. can she use her fucking brain... or is she showing off her love bite.... or she tinks all of us are bloody idiots who neva had or seen a lovebite before( ok i agree some of the kids in my class dont)... but pls...show some decency ,ger!... seriously all her image of her gone... tot she was an innocent cute cute asian ger ...oh well... wat can i expect from aussies rite? seeing an innocent n virgin aussie ger is as rare as seeing Jesus partying in HELL...
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
paul asked me to go for a church gathering todae...n it was fun!... great food ,esp the soy chicken .. . n got to noe quite a few new ppl... seya intro us a new style of monopoly... there is no paper money n every team get a credit card. it's fucking useless!!! the banker(who is seya).. is so bloody busy n fucking waste of time to juz transfer a few k to each other...n i m super surprised a few ppl doesnt noe hw to play monopoly!! OMG where ur childhood??!!
1 thing i discover from church gatherings is that there is always no chio bus!!... haha.. it's an worldwide phenomenon...hot gers are seldom pious..the hottest ger in the group is probably kristen ... but she's way too old n too spiritual...
1 thing i discover from church gatherings is that there is always no chio bus!!... haha.. it's an worldwide phenomenon...hot gers are seldom pious..the hottest ger in the group is probably kristen ... but she's way too old n too spiritual...
went to a strip club todae wif a friend(he didnt wan anyone to noe)....... it's his virgin trip there... so i treated him to it... n OMG the entrance is 15 bucks!!! crazy!! n there is no crowd at all... so boring........ n the gers didnt strip... u haf to pay for them to strip or do a lap dance... fucking lame... the previous one tat i went wif william is a billions times betta n cheaper... oh well... sorry mate... lousy virgin trip for u... betta luck next time
Sunday, July 29, 2007
finally back at brissie!! honestly i was realli realli tempted not to come back so i purposely delayed paying my school fees till the last day... singapore is tooo gd... but den again, i didnt gif brissie much chance to impress too..
paul told me that he went to sdyney in the winter break n it was awesome!! not onli the food is great n cheap , the ppl there are friendlier n it's veri asian.. abit too late lar.. now change to new south wales abit hard... but i tink i more lao jiao here alr... come back here the feeling is totally different from the first few wks here..feels much more like home!..n my new housemates are freaking funny
Marc n belinda are my new housemates... marc is freaking funny... we chatted todae n he was telling me where to find drunken babes to fuck in brissie...he somemore classified them in to categories... like if u wanna fuck backpackers, u shd go DOWN UNDER... if wanna fuck rich russians go to this bar in the BIG W... all this said right in front of his gf!... haha.. n she always gif him TAT look... realli funny couple... n he told me he fucked 18 gers before... n he's aiming for 30 before he reached 30 actually but has to stop coz he had belinda... n asked me to continue his legacy... ok i haf a lot of shit to catch up for that aim....ahaha...n YES AFTER WHERE he ''advised'' me to club, Brissie suddenly dont feel like a boring place anymore!!
eileen now became much chioer... went to her rm n chat wif her till midnite... mayb coz of wat she wearing.. she wore a bathrobe n gers in bathrobe ALWAYS LOOK much hotter...
paul told me that he went to sdyney in the winter break n it was awesome!! not onli the food is great n cheap , the ppl there are friendlier n it's veri asian.. abit too late lar.. now change to new south wales abit hard... but i tink i more lao jiao here alr... come back here the feeling is totally different from the first few wks here..feels much more like home!..n my new housemates are freaking funny
Marc n belinda are my new housemates... marc is freaking funny... we chatted todae n he was telling me where to find drunken babes to fuck in brissie...he somemore classified them in to categories... like if u wanna fuck backpackers, u shd go DOWN UNDER... if wanna fuck rich russians go to this bar in the BIG W... all this said right in front of his gf!... haha.. n she always gif him TAT look... realli funny couple... n he told me he fucked 18 gers before... n he's aiming for 30 before he reached 30 actually but has to stop coz he had belinda... n asked me to continue his legacy... ok i haf a lot of shit to catch up for that aim....ahaha...n YES AFTER WHERE he ''advised'' me to club, Brissie suddenly dont feel like a boring place anymore!!
eileen now became much chioer... went to her rm n chat wif her till midnite... mayb coz of wat she wearing.. she wore a bathrobe n gers in bathrobe ALWAYS LOOK much hotter...
Saturday, July 28, 2007
had this veri lame conversation wif a dumb indian when i was hafing supper wif IAC ppl...
i ordered mee rebus but waited for damn long for it n everyone's dishes came onli... so i ask the indian who took my order...
''hey, where's my mee rebus.. i tink i got order didnt i?''
''dont have.''
''huh? got wat.. i m sure i got order''
''realli dont haf''
''confirm got...hey u all got see me order rite?!''
''dont haf mee rebus how to let u order...''
''...................................''
i ordered mee rebus but waited for damn long for it n everyone's dishes came onli... so i ask the indian who took my order...
''hey, where's my mee rebus.. i tink i got order didnt i?''
''dont have.''
''huh? got wat.. i m sure i got order''
''realli dont haf''
''confirm got...hey u all got see me order rite?!''
''dont haf mee rebus how to let u order...''
''...................................''
Friday, July 27, 2007
my stay at singapore is coming to an end... n i haven got time to meet everyone!!!.... haf too many things to do after i m back n i m seriously suffering from a mini-burnout .... in fact todae was the onli day i was able to slp till 11am n eat lunch at home....
meet up wif jiayan n alicia this evening n had a bit of a chat wif them... seriously i realli miss SMU a lot but den i neva regret gng aussie though...the experience i got is realli great... looking at the freshies doing the assoc camp reminds me of last yr when my group won EVERYTHING in assoc camp last yr n probably the best camp i had!!
had a veri veri veri full supper wif marc, greg, lewis,mr ruan ji, wc juz now...realli miss the days of supper... in brissie WE DONT HAF SUPPER places... the most is a fucking dumb macdonald's at queen st mall...TERRIBLE...
but life's great nevertheless...n if i able to go UK next yr it is gonna be greater!!
meet up wif jiayan n alicia this evening n had a bit of a chat wif them... seriously i realli miss SMU a lot but den i neva regret gng aussie though...the experience i got is realli great... looking at the freshies doing the assoc camp reminds me of last yr when my group won EVERYTHING in assoc camp last yr n probably the best camp i had!!
had a veri veri veri full supper wif marc, greg, lewis,mr ruan ji, wc juz now...realli miss the days of supper... in brissie WE DONT HAF SUPPER places... the most is a fucking dumb macdonald's at queen st mall...TERRIBLE...
but life's great nevertheless...n if i able to go UK next yr it is gonna be greater!!
Sunday, July 22, 2007
back!!
BACK!!!... finally back to the land of world class trains, buses n a world where i can speak proper english... no more ''same same no different'' n arguing over prices from those super irritating cyclos drivers!!
these few wks there has been great!! as Ben will say ,'' QUALITY.PURE QUALITY.''... met so many ppl in the trip n noe so many things n experience so many great things in viet n laos... mixing ard wif those ppl who quit their jobs or juz went overseas to study a language actually gives me another insight to life... Adam n eileen went china to study chinese... ben went to germany... the 2 swedish gers went to france... gng to another country juz to study language is not an absurd idea actually eh?!.. still remembering last yr when i was touring swiss, i was toking to a german swiss ger on the train n she said she went to ireland to study english... i was tinking '' is she crazy?! in spore, u can juz go orchard rd sign up some program can liao wat!!'' now tinking of it, she isnt so weird afterall...
juz signed up for my SAT... hopefully i can get a decent score for it...den i can get the license to study in the states or canada... tml i m gng to settle some shit so i can apply to UNSW from QUT... hopefully next yr i can get to UNSW n den after the winter holis, probably go experience a new life in scotland or england if i can get in to their unis... shit!! tat's means i haf to change my plans to explore aussie, NZ, the pacific islands as well as PNG!!
life's great!! n there is soooo much more to experience...n sorry to the lecturers for pontenging the first wk of class.. PLS DO NOT BLACKLIST ME
these few wks there has been great!! as Ben will say ,'' QUALITY.PURE QUALITY.''... met so many ppl in the trip n noe so many things n experience so many great things in viet n laos... mixing ard wif those ppl who quit their jobs or juz went overseas to study a language actually gives me another insight to life... Adam n eileen went china to study chinese... ben went to germany... the 2 swedish gers went to france... gng to another country juz to study language is not an absurd idea actually eh?!.. still remembering last yr when i was touring swiss, i was toking to a german swiss ger on the train n she said she went to ireland to study english... i was tinking '' is she crazy?! in spore, u can juz go orchard rd sign up some program can liao wat!!'' now tinking of it, she isnt so weird afterall...
juz signed up for my SAT... hopefully i can get a decent score for it...den i can get the license to study in the states or canada... tml i m gng to settle some shit so i can apply to UNSW from QUT... hopefully next yr i can get to UNSW n den after the winter holis, probably go experience a new life in scotland or england if i can get in to their unis... shit!! tat's means i haf to change my plans to explore aussie, NZ, the pacific islands as well as PNG!!
life's great!! n there is soooo much more to experience...n sorry to the lecturers for pontenging the first wk of class.. PLS DO NOT BLACKLIST ME
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
the dead body of my fx 01oh well.. watching friends arent tat bad ya?! sorta remind me of the my primary sch days when watching friends are so hard.. i can onli watch friends when 'gao xiao xin dong '' is hafing commercials !!...i gonna get all the ten seasons of friends when i get back ... it's sooo funny n STILL the best tv show ever(heroes comes a close second)
oh the rumors of laos ppl carrying machine guns around are true! the bus we took to vient vieng had 2 kids carrying machine guns n 1 kid carry a box of ammos came into the bus...n they were sitting right behind me!.. i would veri like to take of a pic of them wif the rifles... but weiping would fuck me upside down to risk our lives over 1 dumb pic... i tink they are probably the guardians of our bus...n whenever the bus stops near the forest for us to pee, we are not advised to venture into the forest n juz pee along the road side.. coz the land mines there are not completely cleared n yes bandits are everywhere...
last nite the whole city blacked out for 1 hr!!... luckly i didnt go to the toilet..or most likely i will be falling into a of teh shit holes(the toilets here are like the old toilet of china... juz a hole wif no flush)...
Saturday, July 14, 2007
the missing person ads
fellow singaporeans
the CN235the brits: '' brilliant. absolute brilliance.'' or ''quality.pure quality''
aussies: '' beautiful.''
americans: '' awesome!'' or ''sweet''
sporeans: '' wah lan!..shiok ar!''
ysd went to this kuangsi waterfall.. i climb halfway my flipflops chui...max shag! den i haf to climb all the way down n buy an overpriced pair n too lazy to join the others in climbing to the top... but i got a chance to tok to the locals!.. the waterfall is in tapan village, an hr drive from the '' town''.. the ger i tok to neva ever roamed out of this village before though she's 25 n haf 2 babies.. super shag man.. the village is so damn small, probably the size of smu the most..it's so sad lar...juz imagine.... u haf neva ever roamed out of bishan n tot tat teh horrible ba chor mee in thomson is actaully the best in the world!! OMG...
we did the EBOLA trick again.. fooling the cyclo driver who keeps asking us to sit his trishaw... i ahf actually designed a Ebo Dollar... hahaha.. to counter the newest scam in viet... (the kids in veit will ask u where u from n beg to see ur country's notes den they will snatch it away from u or beg u like crazy to gif them)... i faked the driver that the ebola dollar could exchange for 50 usd(it makes sense since it's so rare n designed by an extremely talented ebola prince)... i wanted so much to show him n stun him but after he was told tat we are from ebola , he neva follow us alr...:(
oh yar.. i saw a few ''missing person'' notice on the walls !! damn shag.. apparently kidnapping is veri rampant in Laos.. they kidnap the tourists not to get ransom though.. it's to get their knowledge n to learn english.. n most of the time the person who got kidnapped will be forced to marry the hottest lao ger(or guy) in the tribe to produce the best babies!! woo hoo.. i certainly dont mind getting kidnapped..haha.. n the routes to Viantianne is pretty dangerous... heard from several backpackers who came from there said that people carry machine guns around n recently in 2004, a few europeans n even laos ppl taking the tour bus got gunned down n robbed...n since laos NEVA EVER leak information abt such things to the world, we reckon that there might be more than an isolated incident..oh well.. hope nothing happens, n if anything is gonna happen i hope it's a kidnap:)
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
kanna cheated by the tour agency ... they promised us vietnam airlines den end up we got LAOS AIRLINE!! probably the worst airline in the world n we paid alot extra for it... no wonder teh ger keep delaying giving us the air tix and she even use a vietnam airlines ticket cover to conceal the laos airlines tix...
laos airlines uses a fucking military plane for the flight! can be believe it.. CN 235!! n it has propellers tat generate crazy amounts of sound..n as i had said before.. if u die in a flight in laos ariline , no fucking human being will noe tat u are dead coz they dont release their flight records...!
but luaang prabang is FANTASTIC!! Hoi an pales soooo much in comparison...it has sooo much charm in the whole city n the food is great...totally worth the life-threatening flight here..ahahha...
we got to stay wif a londoner called ben.. he is damn cool... he worked in jp morgan n he quited his job to travel ard... he visited so much countries before... mongolia , almost whole of europe, SEA, china, india, america..
laos airlines uses a fucking military plane for the flight! can be believe it.. CN 235!! n it has propellers tat generate crazy amounts of sound..n as i had said before.. if u die in a flight in laos ariline , no fucking human being will noe tat u are dead coz they dont release their flight records...!
but luaang prabang is FANTASTIC!! Hoi an pales soooo much in comparison...it has sooo much charm in the whole city n the food is great...totally worth the life-threatening flight here..ahahha...
we got to stay wif a londoner called ben.. he is damn cool... he worked in jp morgan n he quited his job to travel ard... he visited so much countries before... mongolia , almost whole of europe, SEA, china, india, america..
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
penguins at halong bay
halong bay has veri veri nice caves... n there were penguins!! i was wondeering how the penguins can survive in the caves since there is no fishes inside n quite dried up... appparently the penguins fed on the rubbish n trash left behind by tourists...
the penguins of halong bay
back from halong bay!! ... it's a fantastic trip... the scene is beautiful n able to chill out at the boat , suntanning n listening to my ipod was probably the best in the whole trip...i was randoming my songs den suddenly an old song by zhang xin zhe came out...it's an bloody old song which i tink i heard it when i was in primary 3 or 4... it's kinda revokes all the old memories ... kindergarden, primary ,sec, jc n army days...
on the way to halong bay i got to tok to this asian ger who lives in NSW.. she quite cute n funny... she keep saying she's hungry on the bus trip so i tok cock wif her.,.
''i m hungry''
''tink of shit den..u will feel less hungry''
''WAT?!''
''dont tink of the solid ones, tink of the liquid ones''
''stop it! or i will puke my breakfast on u ''
''great! tat will make u slimmer''
''............. tat's the 3 most outregeous comments i heard ''
haha... so funny to see her looking stunned...but damn i didnt get her email...i didnt even get her name after we toked for more than 5 hrs!! i went to the toilet n her boat is ready n when i m out she's gone alr!!...n i cant see her anywhere in Cat Ba island..tml we are flying to laos n she's gng back to Kunming in china to do her exchange for another 6 mths.. oh well...
met some realli cool ppl in the trip... tok to this ger from vancuver , she's a medical student doing her research in india n she told us abt her interesting stories of her travel... den there's a irish professional poker player...he started his travel in asia in singapore when he was invited to the 2007 poker world championship..cool ya?!
on the way to halong bay i got to tok to this asian ger who lives in NSW.. she quite cute n funny... she keep saying she's hungry on the bus trip so i tok cock wif her.,.
''i m hungry''
''tink of shit den..u will feel less hungry''
''WAT?!''
''dont tink of the solid ones, tink of the liquid ones''
''stop it! or i will puke my breakfast on u ''
''great! tat will make u slimmer''
''............. tat's the 3 most outregeous comments i heard ''
haha... so funny to see her looking stunned...but damn i didnt get her email...i didnt even get her name after we toked for more than 5 hrs!! i went to the toilet n her boat is ready n when i m out she's gone alr!!...n i cant see her anywhere in Cat Ba island..tml we are flying to laos n she's gng back to Kunming in china to do her exchange for another 6 mths.. oh well...
met some realli cool ppl in the trip... tok to this ger from vancuver , she's a medical student doing her research in india n she told us abt her interesting stories of her travel... den there's a irish professional poker player...he started his travel in asia in singapore when he was invited to the 2007 poker world championship..cool ya?!
Saturday, July 07, 2007
EBOLA princes
boat trip to the tombs
the 2 ebola princes n hussien
agent jay at 'my son'went for massage... sibe shag... i see the receptionists like quite chio so i went in den an OLD auntie come n massage me instead!!... super sianzz ... everytime i go massage always kanna the old or ugly ones...tat time went to batam wif weekee, jingmin they all , i got a extremely fugly n fat women n NOW I got an auntie!!... super turn off...oh well mayb it's a blessing in disguise...haha... it is rumored that the older or uglier the women is , the more skilled she is in massaging
todae went for a boat trip to the tombs of the emperors n the thien mu pagoda... the bloody boatman tried to con us again... i m totally sick of such cons alr...he purposely stopped us at a faraway dock... so far away from the tomb tat we had to take an overpriced scooter there(abt 20k..usual price is 10k)...so we dulan..die die also dun go n all the backpackers in our boat also dont wan to take the scooters..so he lan lan had to bring us to the next stop...the tomb also not veri exciting so i dont realli care.. the real deal is the ming something tomb.. which is the last stop..den the boat bring us to a stupid temple which we had to pay 22k for the entrance fee... seriously i haf neva heard of this temple AT ALL!!! n non of the backpackers did either.. so all of us gang up not to enter it...got to tok to the fellow backpackers n all of us tink tat it is a fake temple!! it is one of the veri common scams here...
OH i juz founded a new country!!... it's called Ebola...haha....kinda of sick of ppl asking us where we from n all those shit stuff so we came up wif a fake country call EBOLA...n it's abt time we tried to trick them back!!! i m the prince of ebola.. weiping suggests it to be in the middle of india n china but i tink being somewhere near the pacific islands sounds more cool..
Friday, July 06, 2007
HU LI
i dunnoe why i cant view my blog or any other blogs but could do a new post... it's happening everywhere in vietnam...mayb it's a communist thingy.. in china u cant view most blogs too...now in this dumb cafe, i m overpaying yet it's so slow tat i cant upload any pics
kinda get used to the viet traffic... it's crazy n realli nuts!! most of the time u will be safer if u cross the road wif ur eyes closed rather than opening ur eyes... the viets predict ur movement on the road so if u see tons of bikes moving ard n if u humji n stop like u do usually in spore or aussie u are seriously in big fuck shit...
todae is a shag day... dunnoe why it's sooooo hot n we went the wrong way on the road the the mini- forbidden city in Hue.. we walked like crazy for 1.5 hrs!! n ended up in a cockanathan school..fortunately in the end we managed to find the place but we are raelli too shag to realli explore the whole palace...
we had dinner wif hussien , a canadian who we met like almost 5 times from nhu trang to hoi an .. he was a pretty cool n ni ce guy .. he backpacked alone for like for 2 plus mths already.. backpacking alone is realli gd fun n can meet n talk to many other ppl ard... had a pretty shaggy discussion n how to go laos again todae... veri sianzz... laos is sooo inaccessible n the easier ways to get there is crazily exp... somemore in laos , we cant fly from city to city coz their onli airline(laos airlines) are fucked up(they kept their accidents n flight data secret)... so we dont actually noe how many ppl died in the flights n if we die in the flight, no one will noe!! i can be pretty daring to try new stuff but this is too crazy
kinda get used to the viet traffic... it's crazy n realli nuts!! most of the time u will be safer if u cross the road wif ur eyes closed rather than opening ur eyes... the viets predict ur movement on the road so if u see tons of bikes moving ard n if u humji n stop like u do usually in spore or aussie u are seriously in big fuck shit...
todae is a shag day... dunnoe why it's sooooo hot n we went the wrong way on the road the the mini- forbidden city in Hue.. we walked like crazy for 1.5 hrs!! n ended up in a cockanathan school..fortunately in the end we managed to find the place but we are raelli too shag to realli explore the whole palace...
we had dinner wif hussien , a canadian who we met like almost 5 times from nhu trang to hoi an .. he was a pretty cool n ni ce guy .. he backpacked alone for like for 2 plus mths already.. backpacking alone is realli gd fun n can meet n talk to many other ppl ard... had a pretty shaggy discussion n how to go laos again todae... veri sianzz... laos is sooo inaccessible n the easier ways to get there is crazily exp... somemore in laos , we cant fly from city to city coz their onli airline(laos airlines) are fucked up(they kept their accidents n flight data secret)... so we dont actually noe how many ppl died in the flights n if we die in the flight, no one will noe!! i can be pretty daring to try new stuff but this is too crazy
Thursday, July 05, 2007
leaving for HUE tml morning!! kinda sad to leave Hoi an... the town is beautiful, the gers are cute, the ppl are friendly and the food is cheap n gd... i could stay here forever!!...tok cock to a Canadian todae..he was staying the same hotel as us in Nhu trang.. he backpacked for mths alr!! n i realli how it feels like backpacking on a budget for mths like him
it's pretty funny to hear how the ang mohs pronounced certain names.... like HUE , we pronounced it the in the chinese way... but they pronounced it as ''hu li''...n hoi an they pronounced it as ''ho ant''....
todae did basically nothing but to slack n waste time... the lake is too nice not to enjoy , waste time , tok cock there... weiping even camp there for a few hrs juz to read his bk... we wanted to take up a viet cooking class but ended up aborting it as it costs a freaking 18 bucks!! the cheaper ones are not worth gng so we ended up wif no programs at all from afternoon to nite...
we had a little argument whether we shd take bus or plane to Laos.. teh bus trip is 24 hrs n the conditions are fucked up... n i m not keen at all though it's freaking cheap at 20 bucks compared to 120 bucks..Ai wei is coming this sunday too! damn qiao...n she 's also going laos... kinda stunned to see her msg me ... we haf neva tok since florence n i broke up...
it's pretty funny to hear how the ang mohs pronounced certain names.... like HUE , we pronounced it the in the chinese way... but they pronounced it as ''hu li''...n hoi an they pronounced it as ''ho ant''....
todae did basically nothing but to slack n waste time... the lake is too nice not to enjoy , waste time , tok cock there... weiping even camp there for a few hrs juz to read his bk... we wanted to take up a viet cooking class but ended up aborting it as it costs a freaking 18 bucks!! the cheaper ones are not worth gng so we ended up wif no programs at all from afternoon to nite...
we had a little argument whether we shd take bus or plane to Laos.. teh bus trip is 24 hrs n the conditions are fucked up... n i m not keen at all though it's freaking cheap at 20 bucks compared to 120 bucks..Ai wei is coming this sunday too! damn qiao...n she 's also going laos... kinda stunned to see her msg me ... we haf neva tok since florence n i broke up...
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
hoi an
teh magnificant night view of HOI AN
one of the best chilling spot in hoi an
slping like a buddha
the friendly receptionist at HA VY hotelngu trang is a veri veri disappointing place! EVERYONE PLS DONT EVER GO THERE...super shag... kanna scammed like crazy... the worst is the yersin institute( it is literally veri er xin)... charged us 26 k for a view of a fucking small rm! the cham towers are even worse...it is juz 6 towers clumped together... somemore in the taxi we kanna ''tock'' again... will say more later
hoi an is a fantastic place!! the most beautiful place i haf seen to date... totally worth taking the fucking 12 hrs bus ride from ngu trang... the scenery is god damn beautiful n the whole place is super peaceful.. no much ppl asking u to take rides n the building are mostly ancient-looking... the sites are expensive to go though n inefficient ticketing system realli annoys me..
now time for DR JAY to introduce u to some interesting viet words n the fucking cheebye scams i kanna these few days.. in Vietnam, meat is called ''tit''(for obvious reasons..haha!!)..the bigger the meat are, the louder u muz say TIT!!(i m kidding:)...the more common words now is TIT GA ..which stands for chicken..u shake ur hand n say no tit ga to aviod chicken coz of the bird flu.. it damn easy to remember .. juz remember that guys go ga ga over tits... n there u go! TIT GA!
todae i kanna the most scam EVER! i went to this temple in Hoi an.. n see the toilet kinda clean so i went in...den when i come out, an old lady come ask me for money! of course i refuse! but she keep insisting n keep pting at a sign at a small corner of a small box... by using the fucking toilet u haf to pay 1 USD!!! knnbccb!! i super pissed..i dont wan to pay but she keep following me until i bo bian...this is so far the most expensive toilet i paid to use in my life@!#!@
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