VIET, LAOS, MYanmar

i haf officially bked my tix to viet on 30 june... woo hoo...!! backpacking to laos , myanmar is one of the things i HAF to do before i get old... these kind of wulu wulu places are sooooo exciting... more exciting than going japan or hk for shopping..all these can be done in my older yrs... weiping gave me a choice of route... from viet right up to china or viet to laos den to myanmar... of course i choose the laos option!! great... it's damn exciting.... i haven bked the return tic BTW so seriously i dont noe when or where i m getting back from... which is COOL.. uncertainty and freedom to return at any time to anywhere makes this trip even more exciting...

i juz realized that wif ,jess, sylvester, kaeley gone, there are no more MJ!!! shit!! .. JASLYN.!!!! as the president of SSA u shd recruit more MJ khakis and it's ur duty to relive the MJ spirit in all singaporeans..haha...the future of singaporean MJ spirit is in ur hands now!! dont let the mahjong GOD down!!

DRaCULAS

the coffin desert!!

Stayed at GOlD coast for the last few days!! WWOHOOOO ... great times there...

first we start off friday's nite by going Dracula's to celebrate Jess' bday..it's a themed restaurant onli available in GC n Melbourne....the whole restaurant is like a mansion and all the waitress and waiters are dressed in those weird costumes...we get to sit a mini roller coaster wif all the scary vampires in the place... den we are invited to a 4 hrs show!!... great performance by the ppl and super funny wif those anti-NZ jokes and lots of funny sex jokes..

DEN surprise!!! a cake popped out of nowhere for jess and she was shocked... BUT the cock thing is THE NAME IS WRONG!!! how cock can it be... hahaha... den the waiter apologises and give us the cake for free...

later on we proceed to jesslyn, slyvester and karley's apartment ... supposingly i wanted to go back brisbane but i cant be bothered to travel back here the next day for a dinner wif the SSA ...
DEN played MAHJONG!!! WOOO... the first mj session overseas ... though they are playing 10 cents per tai but i dun mind at all... able to mo the tiles made me feel shiok ... somemore i could finally tok singlish .. makes me feel super at home...but i feel super sick at the middle of it... sore throat, headache and running nose all came...but who cares!!! mj is more impt..

the next morning we woke up at 2pm and we had to rush to the marketplace to do some shopping .. shop abit den we went to the pacific fair , one of the largest shopping center in GC... nothing much there seriously n the stuff is extremely exp..

HERe comes the Dinner...!! i was hoping to noe some hot singaporeans there but THERE IS NONE AGAIN!! probably onli Ray(guy's name again) who was a lesbian...what's wrong wif hot gers in brisbane...??!!! DO they HAF to be lesbians to be hot?!!

n oh yar.. Karley is engaged!! great!! i can feel a wedding is near... i told her she muz die die invite me to her wedding or i will burn her hse down..haha..

finished my maths presentation ysd... peter finally shouted at david... haha... but the whoole process up to the presentation was no happy event... peter was a perfectionist.. he wanted the class to noe everything n every single shit he has done n explain every little single detail of our article.... PLS!!! i said alot of times to him tat the main aim is to tell them how stats are done on the article and TAT"S IT!!! they dont nid to noe ALL the small little details... no one cares abt them... everyone is not listening .. onli he n the lecturer perhaps are actually listening to all the presentations.... WE JUZ SMOKE through will do understand!!!! but he doesnt listen... this is the prob wif all these OP1 students... they simply cant tink and totally inflexible.. cant take it.... n during the presentation , i click the slide 1 sec faster n he gave me the face and argh sound... pls lar it's juz a small thing... juz pretend we are right.. no one will do!!! tat idiot... den on this turn to say things, he gan chiong n keep saying sorry ,sorry when he leave out some details... haizzz.. den at the end of it, he said ,'' oh well..it's onli 6 per cent''... a typical sore loser... honestly he is a nice guy , juz probably a veri veri lousy project mate...

zhichao these 2 days keep coming to my hse to cook stuff... cant take it... he is taking up too much of my personal space...he comes to my place for gym n he cooks dinner for us for the last 2 days... and coz of that i cant go out and do wateva i like...i dont like it... he offered to help me get groceries (i m too lazy to go out n buy) and cook everything and i all nid to do is to slack n wash plates at the end... i tink he doesnt get the hint when i told him to go out for dinner instead... oh well he is juz a 15 yr old kid...

my dad went back tis morning... these 2 days has been great!!! ... we eat out every single meal and i got to slp in a queen size bed in the hotel!! it's damn pathetic actually to tink tat a hotel room is actually much much bigger than my pigeon hole.... the hotel suite has a kitchen,washing machine,dryer ,living room,sofas, aircon,heater and 2 queen size beds wif cable tv and wireless... n u dont haf to empty rubbish or cook or do laundry!!! woo hoo... feels like i m back hoome again...

i realise my dad is realli damn gd wif ppl esp women.. the 2 days he came here, he keep getting calls from ppl (some women too) asking how is he and stuff.. we went to the malaysian resturant he can tok cock wif the waitress as if she is his long time friend;we meet the daughter of one of his employees who came here for work for dinner and he was teasing her and joking wif her until she cant stop laughing(the ger was my age btw)... no wonder he n my mum are together.... my parents' old classmates always joke that they neva tot my mum will end up wif my dad as he was a cockster n my mum was the one of the hottest n smartest ger in their pre-uni days... no wonder that time we went swiss he asked me not to tell my mum he go buy gifts for his friends... if i were my mum i also feel threaten lar... but i noe he wont be unfaithful to my mum lar.... or else he also wont marry my mum in the first place coz he could jolly well go date many gers instead...

my bro has a new gf... saw her pic on his msn... she is realli veri pretty , much prettier than the previous one but abit too matured looking for him... remind me of the days in my sec sch whereby i spend all 4 yrs chasing florence but still failed and my next 3 yrs together wif anderine... can u believe it??!! 7 yrs n onli dated 2 gers!! damn GAY..

btw the-ever-so-idiot-n-stupid-looking-David brought a skateboard scooter which kids play.... i totally cant believe it... N he actaully tinks it's damn cool!! OMG!!! i wanna to vomit blood ... n he tries to cover up that he tinks it's cool by saying its faster riding in this stupid scooter... he totally looked like a nerd.... his dumb bag is even a shopping bag from taiwan and his english sucks and seriously he looks retard.... pls get a life and dont pretend u are cool juz cause u can ride a dumb kiddy scooter..OMG!! somemore he always act sposciated by saying some taiwan politics shit...oh man...who bloodly cares abt chen shui bian or wat fuck... the world is unfair and sorry david u are terribly on the wrong side of the world...

tml i will try take a pic of him n show u guys the second most irritating guy in brissie( Weng Seng is still the king)

HEADACHE

as if todae was not bad enuff, i paid extra for my duck lor mee and my movie tix coz i forget to show my student card.... DAMN IT... paid 14 bucks for the bloody tic instead of 6.50... n i got a bloody headache... i realli not feeling veri gd day , physically n mentally...but i promised eileen i will watch pirates 3 wif her todae ... so lan lan suck thumb.....

finally some gd newS!!!! my dad is coming on SAt...WOOHOO!! he's coming for 2 days after his golf tour n leaving on monday... he wanted to come for a few more days but i told him brisbane is crap and any more than 2 days here make u a zombie...

1 hr more to the movie... cant wait to finish and return to sloth-mode

semi-collen open-bracket...enuff said

PMS

i wasnt feeling veri gd todae... stomachache the whole of last nite and Pete kept calling my toopid-extremely-loud-n-fucking-irritating hse phone to wake me up... i poned my morning lec so i can slp late and he ruined it.... n news tat the ger i liked got a bf made me sianz too........

todae we are supposed to haf a discussion abt the maths project... but seriously i m wasnt in the mood.. hafing PMS (Prehistoric Men Syndrome)... juz wanna do nothing but be a sloth todae(what else can prehistoric men do besides eat,slp and haf sex)... luckily the ever-so-retard david and jono also slack!!... haha.. end up peter is the one onli who wans some job done... den SUDDENLY he slam the paper on the table, '' i m not gonna do this ANYMORE!!'' and walk off... stunned.. peter is always the soft soft kind of guy who neva ever shouts at ppl ( juz tink of a female part of a gay couple...tat kind of seh).... seriously i feel quite bad abt it.. he was like talking and trying to explain to all of us what is he gonna do and how to do the systems but no one listens to him... i was trying hard to pretend lar but my acting skills sucked...

n tonite is the NITE!!!... ATHENS.... come on liverpool , time to smoke some pizzas!!!

PIANG... u are shot

Dean's dad is in a coma....OMG... i cant believe this... damn shocking... i went to ask why Ziqiang has ''a silent prayer'' in his msn and several others also... n he said it's coz of Dean's dad.... Super shag.... i still rememebr him lar.. though i onli seen him once... i went to dean's hse after A's to watch LOTR... n his dad was super friendly and treated us us one of the best chicken wings i ever eaten...GOD BLESS HIM...pls

this news and colin's friendster pic made me juz realised i haven to a any weddings for decades... i seriously cant remember the last time i been to a wedding... been to a lot of funerals and heard plenty of breakups ,ppl died and all sorts of bad news though... N seriously i dont tink any of my friends or relatives are gonna to get married any time soon... the best bet is my bloody fucking sis... SHOTGUN is extremely highly possible ,considering the number of different guys she brings home... seriously are the guys blind or wat fuck??!!! this is an extreme case of '' free frag MUZ KILL''.... hopefully she realli get married off SOON!!! finally she can get out of the hse and on the way provide a little cute nephew or neice for me to play wif... n since she is so bloody useless, i m sure my dad will gif her the condo we had at katong... i planned that to be my bachelor's pad when i grad... but it's ok lar... wifout it she would be slping in slums since she is so bloody useless and i seriously doubt her future husband is any smart(considering he is in love her...)... she nids it more...

N for all my friends who are reading this and are together wif their partners for more than 4 yrs , PLS get married soon.... research haf shown if a couple doesnt proceed into the next step after 4 yrs.. there is a veri high rate u guys will break!!! N REMEMBER TO INVITE ME... i promise i will gif u the biggest angbao i wld give in a decade :)...

LOTR RISK

had an overdose of RISK at mel's place ysd... her BF looks extremely unhappy tat i outwitted him a few times in the game... ok my fault... i shdnt not attack n win ... he pissed off till he juz went off to slp on the sofa and throw the dice on the floor instead of the table... shit... being hated by a new friend after winning an useless game...great... i shd haf known! after the first round which i killed most of his troops, he was giving a lot faces... seriously i shd gif him face... losing almost all ur troops in ur first few turns in front of ur gf is quite embarrassing...

i hate bad losers...esp in board games and MJ... next time if we ever hang out again, i promise i will onli use 10% of my brain...DARREN u can win all u wan...

N manure LOST!!! WOO HOO... manure u still sucks.... some drunk ang mohs started fighting after the match..fucking hiong... i was juz standing 5m away onli ... they fight until 1 of the guy fainted and whole face full of blood ... fucking useless ang mohs... Brisbane has a rumor.... u will find more drunkards than smart people in Brisbane... now it's no longer a rumor...

Correction. I wanna be an asahi-drinking-wif-great-tasting-teriyaki-
chicken-or-marlot-wif-rump-steak-and-jazz-music-slping-on-a-king-
size-bed-beside-a-freaking-sexy-blonde-in-a-bikini-sloth

i wan to be...........

a SLOTH.....

had a little drinking session wif Johnathan and Jess... had some wine, volka and my special teriyaki chicken wings ... told them i m damn sianz of brisbane alr.. need some spark to spice up my life.. a hot babe now will certainly make me feel betta...den they started promoting Melissa again... they say she said that i m confident, witty and funny (which is not exactly true coz she forget to mention cute:)) after our gathering at the bar n stood a relatively gd chance wif her... but seriously i tink they tok cock lar... onli 1 meeting den haf some many impressions of me is a bit unrealistic...

aniwae she is no way betta than the cockster i like in spore... den they ask does the cockster noe i like her and any guy chasing her... i dunno but i dont realli care lar.. she doesnt need to noe unless i m returning to smu n gonna chase her... as for if there's any guys chasing her is not impt too... even there is a million ppl chasing her, if i m the one for her, 999,999 guys will haf to be disappointed; if i m not the one, it doesnt matter a million or a billion guys chasing after her rite... n if she likes me juz becoz no one chases her, i rather not be wif her..

damn tired

dunnoe if it's cause of the weather .... i m hafing 10 - 12 hr slp every day n i m still sleepy.. n internet now is bloody SLOW.... can god somehow make the electrons in my cable move faster!!... i m wasting precious hrs in my life waiting for webbie to load... BRISBANE U SUCK.

Lamington natural reserve

can u spot the blue lobster?

wallaby

waterfall lookout pt

top of the mountains

Ysd went to Lamington natural reserve wif William for a trek... first trek since i came to Aussieland... it was a 8hr long trek ... it promises to haf kangaroos , wombats, koalas ,turkeys ,wallabies and if lucky ,some platypuses .... at the info center, the uncle told us there might be some poisonous snakes and some huge carpet snakes so we muz be careful not to on our flashlight.. DAMN!... i hate snakes...

Up the mountain, there is NOTHING To SEE!! onli a common wallaby and a blue tiny lobster shown in the pics above and of course some dumb turkeys moving ard... it was a SATurday , mayb the animals are all working on a 5-day wk like our beloved aussies.... plus there is a thunderstorm the day before... we are actually not encouraged to go up in case there is flooding and it's winter now thus it's bloody damn cold up there... Seriously i rather not see any animals than encountering poisonous snake...if i or william got bitten, we haf no freaking way to call help... n even if we found any help, it would takes hrs to bring u to hospital...

todae went to Serene's church at the valley... it gives me a pretty gd feeling ..mayb i will make it my regular church... n i saw someone who looks like jingmin the dodo in the church!! and i told fabian abt it...''huh u sure not, hcjc prom queen looked like this?'' was his response... haha.. nope he was not cock eye or wat.. i mean the old dodo, not the present jingmin... those who haf seen jingmin's jc photos would noe wat i mean.. the one with glasses and braces and would remind u of UGLY BETTY ... now she of course looked much more attractive when she's not wearing any auntie clothes...i tink she's probably the onli ger i haf seen became MUCH MUCH prettier in 2 yrs... it's like from transforming from a cookie monster to a rebecca lim... for her mammoth effort (or divine intervention?) alone , she deserves her LKC (LooK Chioer) scholarship...

AIR

adam's msn: SEX is like AIR...it's not tat impt until u're not getting any.....

hahaha... damn funny... but it's damn fucking true... regular sex wif someone u have is always taken for granted... his gf is in malaysia and thus he wans to find a fuck buddy here in brissie but i seriously hope he doesnt find her... it's a fucking bad experience... hafing sex wif someone u dont like and even worse, the sex is BAD , u feel bloody used n the feeling sucks... tried n tested... GD LUCK TO HIM

one of my close buddies(cant reveal his name in case someone noes him here) asked me if i wan to travel to Zhu Hai wif him in july ... zhu hai is a province of china btw... hot babe plus food plus accommodation for 1 wk cost onli 1k...n the babes are the best in the province... it's pretty cheap honestly but i m not too keen to taint my record of not hafing sex wif a hooker... n if somehow my future wife n gf noes abt it , i m gonna get despised for life.. even though the babes are model-like...he has his buddies to go wif him though..GD LUCK TO HIM TOO...

had dinner wif Eliane at this HK restaurant at Elizabeth arcade.. we are the onli ones there at the onli restaurant that is opened.. it's as if we booked the whole entire restaurant... haha... first time i ate dinner at 830pm by the way... n the chef made it a bad experience by anyhow cook the sweet n sour pork... but i somehow expected it lar... we come so late to delay their closing time, we are fortunate not to get poisoned alr...

raindrops keep dropping on my head....

brisbane hasnt been raining for mths... we haf reached the highest water restriction level and each of us suppose to onli bath for 5 mins and water the flowers less.... the situation is sooo bad that the prices for flowers jumped up abt 2 times compared to a few yrs ago where there isnt any water restriction... Thus our beloved cockster Dr Graham Kelly suggests us to buy our mum a broccoli....woohoo... coz each broccoli is actually made up of thousands of flowers(each green small thing is a flower) and ur mum will be sooo happy to receive 1000s of flowers this mother's day...

Juz found out from Adam Wayne is les... shit.... wayne is a ger btw... oh my god.. cant believe it.... she's pretty cute... n i treated her milk tea that day in the library... juz got to noe her n gonna learn jap wif her DEN NOW i found out she's les.... wat a waste... too bad ...

Queensland govt juz passed a bill that peg accountants pay to the pay of doctors and dentists... OMG... apparently they are soooo despo for accountants that they are also increasing the number of unis that provide the degree... BUT STILL no one wans to be an accountant!!! the pay is gd starting from 4k per mth(now i tink it's 5k plus)... it's an 9 to 5 job and guaranteed payrise of 10% each yr...singapore accountants earn peanuts yet the whole st is full of them....
brisbane shd post such ad in spore n suck those hot accountants here ( rebecca lim if possible)...brissie could do wif more hot sporeans....

the most exp supper ever

last nite i had a 25.90 aussie bucks supper at the pancake house.... serious crazy... didnt notice tat my crepes doesnt haf small size unlike all the other crepes...damn... due to my cravings for eggs(i didnt haf eggs for 2 wks alr... coz i m too lazy to stock them up)..... n since i tot it's a small size crepe, i ordered an extra potato wedges... shit... end up i cant finish them at all!!!! 2 bloody pancakes, 1 pc of banana , 1 pc of pineapple plus a fried egg and potato wedges and a cappuccino.... heavy supper wif an even heavier price.... enuff said...

the dumbest reason

i juz found out why the hell SMU did not gif me any reply at all!! ... it's becoz i forget to send my a lvls results!!! oh damn it... how forgetful can i get... seriously!!!!!!!!!! damn.... tink it's probably too late... no one opens my letters in spore thus no one can tell me abt it... n of course the smu admission office ppl would neva call overseas to tell me... plus the fact that i called them for the last few days, they keep TAIJI me to one another , end up i got no ans!!! fuck .... well... is this fate or wat???!!

Buhhda festival

it's monday.... finally the buddha festival is over... i haf been there for 3 days!!! 3 days wif different ppl..... i can memorise the bloody program even betta than the monks there n i m no longer excited by their fireworks...NO MORE veg. food and deep fried flour fake chicken

todae is labor day.... it's normally juz a small little holi in spore but in queensland it's quite a huge event... it's realli LABOR DAY... whereby the labor party comes out n do some demostration or sth... todae there are 40000 ppl labor party members protesting in queensland ... all out to fuck howard n put kevin ludd into the PM seat... apparently there is no demostrations in Brissie... at least i dont tink so... n i probably woke up too late to notice one if there even is...

Stats test in a few hrs ... not even prepared... the feeling of doing the things u haf done in A levels before is realli irritating.. no motivation to study the crap shit again.... n i hate stats to the MAX... lucky it's onli 4 %....

my cute bio prof Dr kelly announced that there is no prac this wk as tehy cant find the samples of the plant they nid coz there has not been enuff rain in brissie for a few mths alr... SO actually i can go CAMBODIA!! ... well.. too late alr lar...cant get any last min tix now anyway.. shd haf plan earlier.....BEN i wasnt kidding when i said i wan to go back...

told marc abt the cambodia trip ...mayb we going cambodia during july.. NZ backpacking mayb too hard since there is so little time to travvel to n fro brissie n christchurch... see wat JS planned out

Mission Yangzte

Agent XZ , Agent R aka the M king, Agent Cal are in the midst of carrying out their secret mission : MISSION YANGTZE... they have been informed that the Yangtze PTE LTD has been producing Viagra-powered films and have been feeding the OLD CHEEKO PEHS(CKP) ' ''buddies'' every wk and in the process addicted to the films... they swore that they will unravel the mysteries and secrets of the YANGTZE n release the cheeko pehs' buddies from their addiction...

there are many dangers in the mission.... noticeably the venom that the CKP ejected when they were Playing Chinese Chess (PCC) during the films and the venom is highly dangerous.... once it touches u, it will stick to u for a long time and leave a stain on ur garments ... in some cases, the venom will actually produce a growth in a woman's stomach when it touches some parts of a woman's body....

Agent J has been invited into joining the mission when he's back from Aussieland...

MSU

Rances told me Jialing is one of the hottest babe he's seen, even hotter than the current MSU and he would die to be her neighbor (who happens to be me)....

ok i noe.. this will skyrocket her ego to Mars n it's not my usual style to do tat... BUT i decided to go some gd deeds n accumulate some gd karma... After the overdose of meatball incident ----i haf to pop down 50 meatballs in 2 meals coz they are expiring on that day and it came straightaway after i Niaoed JL ( hey God dont blame me too much, it's her who said she's a meatball herself ya!)... , i believe there is some kind of bad karma against me... this also remind ppl that i m STILL one of the nicest guy ard...

So as of now, Jialing is someone's Miss UNIVERSE(i cant help but roll my eyes as i typed this) , and someone will kill to be me. CHEERS.

poems poems poems

zhichao made a poem for a ger... it's realli a sophisticated one... i read it 20 times n i still cant realli figure out the meaning.... the whole poem is made of Ts... n the total amount of Ts in the poem is 15, the age of the ger he likes.... wah super power n he is onli 15!! ... read jingmin's blog and saw her bf's short little phrase/poem... pretty touching too... how do these guys come out wif those lines??!! able to make touching poems is a great weaponry to add to ur arsenal... when was the last time i ever made a poem...... hmmmm... cant remember.... either i haf neva made one before or it muz be so bad tat i didnt make it a pt to remember..

Miss Spiderman 3 todae!! damn it... Anny ,the viet gang in my class and i suppose to meet up in the morning for the movie after our morning bio class but i pon the class to celebrate the thrashing of Manure and it's elimination from the CL... n i tot the movie starts at 1145 ... end up it starts at 1030!! when i called Anny at 1045 , she was already inside the cinema and i could hear peter parker's voice alr... damn!!

revenge of the meatball

juz ate 25 meatballs wif mee pok for supper.. my meatballs expire todae n i haf to finish it all up... now i feel like vomiting at the thought of meatballs... yucks... issit revenge by jialing n her buddies?!

See u in athens

todae was the happiest day!!!! LIVERPOOL WON CHELSEA!!! WOO HOO!!!!! i almost cried at jimmy's on the mall this morning....

william n i are the only ppl there at 430 am... it's damn fucking cold... but we dont care... it's toooooo gd a match to be missed.... he has to work at 8am n i haf a class at 8 too... but we reckoned that it may end at 630 but it ends at 745 !! after the penalty n extra time.... it was damn nerve-wrecking... after Agger's goal i m so so nervous... if chelsea score, we are fucked.... we nid to score 3!... den Kuyt hits the bar... n scored an offside goal... shit... somehow my mind tink that todae's is not Liverpool's day.. but ended up we WOn!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we scream n shout at 745 in the middle of queen st... ahha... ppl tink we are crazy... but we dont care... Liverpool won won won won...

later i dashed home to take my bag n changed into a new set of clothes n i m off to sch... haha.... i haven done this for a while , in fact neva before... 15 mins after a soccer match i haf to go sch or work... kanna scolded by my anatomy lecturer but who cares!! liverpool won!!!

walked out of the class halfway through and went home to slp but i also cant slp well as i haf chem prac at 1pm n it is 2% of my final score so i cant pon... juz woke up from a great slp.. woo hoo

my dad called todae.. he told me if i dont like optom, juz change course or come back... stunned... i onli casually told my mum i dont realli like it but i neva expect them to tell me to quit juz like this... oh well... SMU STILL haven gif me any reply.. it's frustrating....
1.5 mths more n it's holis!!! ... woo hoo... mayb i would go NZ first before i go back since i bked the return on 30th june n my exams ends at 25th... there's a mountain in NZ which u nid to take a helicopter to go up n it costs 1600 sing... pretty worth it ya.. JS is planning the itinerary for the NS backpacking trip.. see how it goes...

labor day

told serene i wld go for the church camp this wkend ended up pang sehing her juz after 24 hrs... i juz remembered i got a maths test next wk and this wkend i m gonna celebrate Andy and Eileen's bday... so there goes a chance to noe more singaporean babes... well... friends come first... gers second...

told Anny i like her... long story but not veri intentional... i m more like interested into noeing her more than realli liking her... like is lvl 5, interested is more like lvl 1 and love is lvl 10.... n the ger i realli like is at Spore... well... she says let's hang out more n see wat happens.... ok gd maybe it will realli develop into sth... oh well.. even nothing comes out of it, i m not too bothered...

had a phone chat wif Eileen juz now... my chinese realli sucks... i cant find any substitutes in chinese for some english i spoke to her... n she almost entirely cant converse in english... Kai xiong said my chinese is singlish chinese n my english is singlish english.... none of them can make it which is quite true... haha...

noe Cassy from the 25th floor... she tot i m korean coz i looked like bae yong jun...haha... i told her i m not n she insisted i m ... Jessmine also mentioned before i looked like bae yong jun so does Ah Ann auntie... mayb i do looked like him at some angles.!!..ok great... i can continue to fake korean n scare the ang mohs next time..

DRIVING PENIS

saw one of the worst driver i haf seen... a lady(why m i not surprise) driver driving out of a car park today... a few ppl walked in front of her car so she REVERSED!! how stupid can u get... den she almost knocked the few ppl walking behind her car... den she MOVED FORWARD!!! ... n nearly knocked down the new batch of ppl walking in front of her car... i tink den she finally cooled down n stopped the car... but as soon as she stops the car, ppl juz walked across the carpark entrance from the front n the back of her car... end up she cant move an inch for almost a min... haha....juz like a penis during sex... in n out, in and out and it finally stopped...... she is seriously as bad as u can get , even worse than the lady drivers in Singapore who need a pathetic 5 mins to parallel park n cause mini traffic jams...

todae had a subway lunch... randomly sat beside an middle-aged angmoh n toked to him... he is a surveyor in the government office... calling up youths who has came out of school and ask them what are their plans n what they are currently doing... he told me there are some interesting ppl who went for a snowboarding road trip down USA and snowboard in every single state in the states even there are no snow, they will juz snowboard down the stairs n stuff... some potential docs became deep sea diver instructors , some juz went europe or s.america doing crazy stuff... that is soooo cool... he himself also travels ard the world in a cruise before when he was young.... Aussies are realli fun ppl.. mostly dun care too much abt work, study, they jz wanna haf fun, haf experience in their lives , not like most singaporeans ... who study, den work, get married wif ur uni bf or gf, haf babies, work ur way up to the top, grow old, earn money to pay off ur hse ,car and kids, n end up too old to even haf sex in rome , venice or paris or visit peru and morocoo...

during the easter break , i wanted to join this ship program ... u guys can check it up.... http://www.alvei.de/ .... u basically can be part of the crew n travel ard the pacific islands ... i tot i could juz join for a wk or 2... but end up the whole thing lasted for abt a yr!!... i bet it will be reali fun if there is a chance to join... imagine... u haf a chance to actually experience the life of the pirates like those in pirates of the Caribbean!!! ... too bad it's gone now.. wonder if they would come back to brisbane 1 day...

went for the weekly session of EPL watching wif william last nite... that Manure won eveton 4-2 despite being 2-0 down n chelsea drew.. damn,, manure gonna win the title... later we went to the casino n i gambled there for the first time...saw Adam , his hk friends n babes and also some of my singaporean soccer mates... u guys must be tinking they are there to gamble do u ?? NO they are not... all of them are there to drool at this freaking hot blonde dealer at the blackjack table...haha.. the scene was so funny.. her table was literally surrounded by guys n as soon as they changed the dealer, the whole crowd gone... it reminds me of last yr at SMU sports fiesta when rebecca lim played in the floorball game... no one was at the floorball area until she came, den suddenly it was soo packed that u can even move!...

after the gambling sessions i decided to share my love wif william who lost 200 bucks on dices... i gonna treat him to some chinese food with the miserable 25 bucks i won but end up the restaurant is closed... den we decide to go to the strip club next to it!.. haha... first time in a strip club in brisbane...it's pretty cheap too... juz 7 bucks.. the ladies are extremely professional ... n i mean EXTREMELY... they can spin ard the poles n climb up there like a monkey den they strip topless while hanging at the top... den they will come come to ur table n bend down n shake their boobs... but seriously i m not aroused ... i m not easily aroused by woman that i m not emotionally involved in and most of them are not realli fantasic.. gd bods but ugly... 1 ger even look like a 40-yr-old auntie( mayb not look like, mayb she is)...n i remember her name is judith...yucks... strippers that looked like jessica alba in Sin City are rare... noe this guy called George in the club... he is an American n he tells us how do the strippers in the states work.. the americans strip down to EVERYTHing while the aussies here juz strip topless... he even showed us how he tip the strippers in the states...he rolled an american bill n put it in his mouth... den the stripper will use their pussy n '' clamp'' it out...

ANGEL

saw a couple of realli nice tattoos on the net... tattoos of angels... i haf been tinking abt it since after JC... but didnt realli see any suitable ones n i cant do it in army... i haf been tinking of doing the first angel on my back these days..

hmmm...shd i ? tink my mom will freak out... esp it's an angel ... not a guanyin or some buddha...

still studying in the library at this time.... damn sianzz... i seemed to forget everything i learnt abt chem in jc....n no matter how i read them again , i cant remember anything....

everyone now seems to get attached ... Ken juz got attached and so is Andy and Victoria and now it's tat ger i msned ysd( cant reveal the name in case she doesnt wan anyone to noe but the Smux ppl shd noe).... it's kind of affecting me....

i dont like hafing a gf seriously.... i mean what happens if u find the wrong ger... ?? like u realise he or she is not the one after a while but u cant get out of the cycle already.... u are used to hafing him or her studying wif u, taking the bus wif u, going home wif u,watching movies wif u... n coming out fo the cycle means u are alone again... n losing sth u owned n so close to u is hard to bear... n finally u saw someone who might suit u, but u cant juz ditch the ex n juz ask her to fuck off somewhere esle...u will lose a close friend ... go chase the other ger n risk losing everything, especially the company u once sooo enjoyed( and dat's doesnt include the relentless insults of bastard or bitch for the ditched party's friends)... mutual friends haf to choose sides too...

i m officially haven been in a relationship for abt 1 yr ( i cant rememebr the exact date me n florence break up)... n yes i do miss the feeling during this time when everyone is getting attached... but there is no ger for me to chase!!... no ger right now right here interests me enuff to move a step further... n where i going to be is very much uncertain.... this uncertainy is really pissing me off... it has been a yr n this uncertainy has prevented me from trying to move a further step wif many gers... sometimes uncertainty is great, coz u can be excited by the surprises that comes wif it... but too much of it is BAD...

SMU haven gif me any reply yet... n David told me not to gif up optometry... it's teh best course n the hardest course in the country.... n onli the OP1 students do it so this is a chance i shdnt missed! n the advantages of getting the degree is too much to discuss... YES I NOE !!! but 4 yrs of crap shit n a simply lifeless class n school is making me sicker every single day... mayb smu is too lively compared to here.. all teh chances to exchange overseas, smux , trekking n of course the much much prettier gers and fun ppl ... plus teh fact that i haf my own car n space and my beloved food is realli tempting..and also SOccer and mahjong ... REALLI REALLI TEMPTING...

chelsea vs liverpool tonite at 530 am.... shd i watch it?? CHEM is impt but so is LIVERPOOL...

Chasing cars...

zhichao let me hear this song ysd.... i almost forget abt this until i heard it from his mp3.... n i kept listening to it the whole of ysd.... this is the song that makes me feel like doing sth different... something CRAZY... suddenly this tot came into my mind... i wanna fly to france n stay wif my aunt n work in a local small town bakery... where no one noes who u are n no one realli cares... and a whole lot of brand new crazy experience... or go peru or morocco or sth... move ard in camels in the desert...

this song is cursed ...seriously cursed.... everytime i hear it , i will repeat it at least a 100 times and made me juz wanna waste my time lying on my bed... literally doing nothing except to enjoy the music and haf some great wine.... this is realli not the time to slack , listen to emo music n waste time tinking of CRAZY things.... maybe after thursday i will.... Chem exam is bloody nearing n i M NOT DOING ANYTHING ABT IT!!

hmmm... maybe the tot isnt tat crazy and far-fetched after all... since i planning to go europe end of this yr... mayb i will realli stay there for a few more mths than planned n realli find some crazy job there.... SERiously!!.. ok den... time to brush up my crap n non-existence french ....

PISS

saw an ang moh juz now peeing at the near hungry jack's.... n his noticed me looking at him.... it wasnt intentional realli... but he was like fucking pissed off that i m looking at him n he kanned me.... haha... den i shouted some words in korean in anger ( not exactly korean...juz HO SAY NA HO) or rather pretend to be korean... ahha... he was kinda stunned n walked off after his piss....
tink they are rather scared of koreans after the Virgina Tech massarce... lucky there wasnt any koreans around or i m sure i m gonna get shot in my head for doing this....

i flicked a housefly off juz now... it was sneaking on my burger ...it was so bloody damn slow... like an bloody old aussie lady... so i conviently juz flick it away...haha.. i haf killed several houseflies this way already...

on my way to school, a bloody possum jumped out of the dustbin...!! n scare the shits out of me... that son of a bitch useless creature !!!! n i saw a bat dropped down the palm tree outside the state building... Possum n Bat .... bad combo.... bad sign for tonite??

Jazz festival

Tamy juz told me tat there is a jazz festival in the valley this wk.... juz nice i gonna finish my last exam on thursday! cool... probably we will go there on thursday.... tink it's pretty sweet of her to remember that i like jazz and go to the festival though she doesnt realli listen to jazz... nice music n red wine.... woo hoo!! mayb ask jess to go too... she likes blues n jazz too...

had my first soccer match wif random ppl at the gardens.... wah the brazilians are damn gd.... n i mean seriously gd.... they can dribble past everyone wif no one esle biz and totally dominate the game... in the end we had to separate them into 2 teams to haf a decent chance to playing... the french n koreans are pretty gd too... esp the koreans... they are crazy ppl ....realli... they run like dogs chasing every single ball... they realli do their best in everything they do.... even in massacre shooting....

MADE-IN-CHINA-NOKIA

ysd went to jimmy's on the mall to watch soccer wif adam, william , one more hk guy and 2 hk babes which i cant remember their names... the waiter is damn damn china-looking n blur and we haf to wait for our drinks for half an hr!! WTH.... seriously i m not sure if he realli understand wat we order.... n we cant help but giggle at him wif his stupid name...... guess wat's his dumb name is............... it's NOKIA!!! can u believe it?!! who the hell will name themselves after a mobile phone..... his brothers and sisters muz be called samsung or motorola or sth.... sorry man... not tat i wan to laugh at PRC but they are realli freaking disgracing themselves in Brissie...

u guys may think i m cooking up some stories, but i saw an amazing thing last nite!..... i saw someone who looked like ah heng in queen st mall !!! can u believe it??!!! n the amazing thing is he is also from China!!...jialing.... told u that u 2 looked sweet rite?... now i muz say u 2 definitely are a pair made in TIAN TANG( said in super-cheena accent).... seriously how can it be so qiao!!!.....

my goatee finally got some growth....ahahaha.... a few more wks n i tink it will be ready....

i realised i haf been bitching abt my down of luck recently... this is bad..

ysd went wif paul, serene and 1 more guy (which i cant remember his name)............ we had some great korean food!!... NSFF tradition carries on... the resturant is hidden at a small corner at a small basement near myer tower... it's somewhere u will neva go unless someone recommend...
but it's realli great food and pretty cheap at 9.50( by brisbane standards).......

heard abt wendy's past.... veri sad lar... she ended her 6 yr relationship wif her ex... they are even engaged!!!.....things happen when they came over here to study together n the guy likes someone else.... haizz... now she has to move out of the house they are living together... n apparently that guy brought the new ger home even before she moved out!! what an ass!.... well... these things happen and all we could do is greet them wif a smile....

my bedbugs wounds are finally recovering!! i complained a million times to the building manager that i refused to slp on my previous bed and finally they changed it... now i m slping on an old and low quality foam bed but it's betta than the bed-bugged king coil bed .... Andy says the new ones will come soon.... doubt it will be this mth lar... the aussies services are bloody slow!!! cant take it....

i sent an email to smu abt the problems i encountered.. like not able to contact me and also the interview dates... but the person told me it's ok !! juz give them my aussie hp no. and they will do a phone interview!! cool!!!.... tat's efficiency... something u will neva get in brisbane...!!!

seriously i dont noe what i will do if smu realli re-give me a place .... brisbane has been great city except for the bedbugs events... but i cant juz keep failing my tests( my anatomy test i flunked like mad...33%)... n if i haf to retain 1 bloody yr coz of it , i gonna leave... but i m gonna miss wendy,js they all n my recently-cleaned-spray-wif-aroma-white-sparkling-toilet-bowl

where is the luck

todae i had an urge to clean the toilet... cant stand the dirty sight of it......seriously i neva tot this day will come... i hate washing the toilet... it's practically useless coz after 1 more day of usage , it's dirty again... n i haf to wash it again... n during my BMT days i was kanna sabo to become the toilet IC i haf to clean n wash the toilet bowls n urinal area everyday that i swore i neva wanted to wash them again...

seriously recently everything tat i said that i didnt want to see them again appeared in front of me... chem, maths, weng seng, dirty toilet that i haf to clean , BEDBUGS.... hope things will be betta....

lady luck where are u??!!!!

the coldest joke this yr

juz remember a toopid joke my anatomy prof told us..... what is the body's funny bone?? .......





it's humerus!!!( the bone tat connects to ur biceps n triceps)....HAHAHA... tickle me pls....

Reading the anatomy textbk n seeing alot of naked woman showing me where their pectoralis major( breast/chest) and gluteus maximus (butt) are but i m TOTALLY not aroused.... maybe i m becoming gay ....haha.. ben where r u??

Return of the BB

bedbugs are back!! knn knn knn....!!! i seriously dont noe why they can still survive in the fucking room.... they shd go over to my fat neighbor's room instead... u guys will haf betta lives... he's fat , juicy n doesnt haf mortein!!! wat makes u crave for my meat so much ??!!! u son of bitches!!! another wk of fighting those bastards!

todae got back my bio test... i got 66% .... i was pretty happy until i saw the class average.... a whopping 87%!!!! 87 %........ i havent got tat kind of score since my primary school days seriously... i cant believe those aussies are so fucking gd.....someone even got full score!... it's too unbelievable.... i surveyed ard n apparently everyone gets betta than me except Anny.... seriously it's damn scary... all these OP1 students are seriously out of my league... they are not called top 1% of queensland for bullshit.... n i flunked my Anatomy test todae... out of 50 qns i can onli answer 7 qns.... i nid a miracle to even pass it and i m not expecting any miracle from god since i haven been to church for 1 mth...

my suay luck is cfmed 2 days ago... when in the lift we are gossiping abt Weng Seng.... Tamy told us not to tok so loud in case he hears it... Garangly i exclaimed '' aiya dont be scared lar... we wont be so unluc.....'' before i can finish my sentence, the lift door opens n he was standing right in front... i too stunned for words... den he tapped on my shoulder n said,'' dont worry i heard everything....'' i completely stunned to tink of any response ,let alone excuses.....but it's gd lar... now i dont nid to pretend to be friendly to him... entertaining his crap is a chord.....

the top 3 pest of brisbane city

2nd runner-up: the ibis

nicknamed'' the holy bird''... ibises are found almost everywhere in brisbane , even in schools canteen ... they are fucking huge and dirty for a bird ... they feed on rubbish n often steals food from human... u can turn ur head n tok to ur friend wif ur burger on the other side n in a few seconds they will be stolen by the fucking irritating birds.... the worse of all is u cant hurt them or kill them... they are protected birds of this city n u will get fined or even jailed for touching them....





the runner-up: the possums

nicknamed ''the hybrid''... possums are often found rubbish bins in the garden, they consume on rubbish and haf fun scaring gers jogging or walking to school ... they haf extremely low intelligence and could scare off at nite wif a stomp of ur foot or wif ur miserable hp light....
they recently nearly killed someone when they are so stupid enuff to jump on the electrical cable lines from a tree n electrocuted themselves and its body dropped down n nearly killed someone walking....tok abt killer litter!





the champion: Weng Seng

nicknamed ''THE GUY'' ...he is damn well-known in brisbane ...apparently now people of the international students society people hates him after in front of them he said that all ang moh guys are here to get into gers' pants and scare ppl in unilodge by knocking on ppl's doors and eavesdropping ppl outside their door... this asshole almost causes me to lose my key!! one nite my neighbor knocked my door to tell me i left my key outside but i tot the person who knocked is him n i neva opened it... lucky she noes my no. n gave me a call... Weng Seng has an amazing power call '' annoy missile'' once he sees u, u will be locked on by his missile and u are gonna get annoyed for at least half an hr wif his rubbish and crap...his annoying, irritating presence ,together wif his ability to scare ppl wif his looks n behavior makes him a worthy champion

liverpool

these 2 days i m super tired... dinners followed by clubbing , followed by champions league football has taken its toll....... i woke up at 4 pm for the few days... den go for dinner den clubbing den watch soccer...

ysd went for a little pub at westend.... john's gf told me walk from city to west end is onli a few bus stops... end up the journey takes me 45 mins !!!... i cant remember the last time i walk for 45 mins in the city.... it suppose to be a Singapore party.... but there arent any special singaporean stuff except for the discounted Tiger beer........

got to noe some new ppl.. mel n melissa... the whole nite they were haunting my specs... keep taking it to take pics.... john n jess keep pushing melissa to me n even say if i wan they can help me...wth.. i dun nid a gf n do not wan one now!! i haf to repeat this 1000 times alr ...( although i admit i dun mind hafing a ger washing my clothes n cook n pack my room,etc...haha) .......recently alot of my friends keep introing me gers n said the same things... kind of getting irritated.....melissa is quite chio though.. will post some pics when i get them from jess...

N SOOOOOOOOOOOOO suay weng seng was there!!! i cant believe it... he actually went pubbing!! see him bo bian haf to talk to him den he came over to join us since he was alone... den end up my whole grp get kind of weird as all of them dun like him n the things he tok are realli crappy.... oh yar the theme of the nite was geek nite... n he's a natural, dont even nid to dress up.... n he somemore toopidly took a shopping bag to pub!!! (shopping bag is the plastic bag the aunties hang over their shoulders when they go shop at the wet market...)...... how toopid can a person gets... seriously....

when it's time to go home, they all sabo me to walk home wif weng seng alone! damn.... since i m the onli one who stays in the same building wif him.... the 45 mins walk home was torturous ... he keeps toking n toking non stop abt rubbish n whining abt his work..

waited a few hrs for the ac milan n bayern match to start...damn tired alr but i wan to noe abt the liverpool match n noe they are safely in the semi's....

anatomy n chem exams are coming but i haf absolutely no motivation to study!!! damn... 3 days more ...
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no more sdyney

the act cute victoria


me,wendy, andy , pauline ( does she looks abit like shu qi??)

wendy ,js, andy and ME

willaim pangsehed at the last moment, saying he forget to include his friend who is flying over to sydney from melburne... super pissed off... but nvm lar... actually i also not veri too keen. in the trip lar... monday nite come back is realli a bit too late... too many things to settle on the easter break....

went clubbing on thursday nite instead ... cool man... went cesar's again ... but this time wif JS , WENDY , ANDY N his victoria.... we drank alot alot before we went... n js was shagged when he went there... we even order more long island tea, beer and jack daniels... super duper boozy nite.... i was kinda dizzy n i remembered i kan some korean gers coz they cant tok gd english... haha.... andy they are were saying what the hell i m doing .. seriously i m not sure wat i did tat day... an ang moh was trying to pick up wendy but she was pushing him away but he keeps smooching her...

i ended up on a crouch n toking to random ppl sitting beside me... i remember toking to a singaporean and continue to scold some koreans (sorry man .. juz like weiping, i fucking dualn koreans, they cant speak english n keeps mumbling in korean in groups) ... seriously i tink i m super lucky not to get beat up... or rather mayb they cant listen to english n didnt noe i m actually scolding them...haha....

we went for movie on easter friday... the movie 300 at south bank cinema... it was a bloody crap show seriously.. the persians are fucking gayish looking n the asians in the movie are portrayed as some weirdos or sth... the plot was veri predictable n crappy.. the onli gd pt are the hot babes i n the movie...

todae was serene's bday and wendy cooked a huge pot of curry fish head for us all ... great meal man... so long since i ate home cooked food n it's my favourite fish head curry......now it's 8 but i m still full from the curry....

n one last thingy.... i reapplied for SMU...ok it's damn dumb ... but i juz reapplied online juz in case i realli realli dont like it here or i haf to retain to continue optometry... heard that the retain rate for optometry is pretty high... hope all goes well... or mayb smu reject the application den i dont nid to tink so much after all....

sdyney !!

priscelia chan



Dr Jay and Anny the bunny


todae william cfmed that we are travelling to sdyney on thursday midnite!! cool!!... my first road trip in aussie land... it will be a 12 hrs ride there ... not sure how the arrangements on the driving though coz most of his friends are too busy to discuss n i juz finished my mid-terms for bio n maths..... will be back on monday midnite...

juz took a pic wif Anny ... suddenly i feel tat she looks like priscilla chan ...for those ang moh pai ppl...she is a tcs actress...

didnt blog abt my poker nite on SAt... me n joel went to alvin hse which is in west end ... large hse but abit old... played abt 5 hrs of poker n lost abt 5 bucks... thanx to the incredible luck of Min, a korean... he is damn lucky... there was a few times i got 2 pairs(tubs)... n he got 3 of a kind!! n when i got full hse, he got 4 of a kind... YES.. u saw it rite ...4 of a kind...!... how suay can u be... we finished at abt 1am n joel tot he wld be a gentleman n send the swedish ger , Elin home... haha... how bad a mistake was tat!!.... she lived in zone 5 ( the dist is abt from pasir ris to jurong)... actually not tat far lar... 20 mins if travel from the highway.... but we got lost!!! ... plus it is middle of the nite n we cld ask no one...got a junction we followed veri closely but still got lost!! ....den ed up we discovered that the dumb aussies put the wrong road name!!! how dumb can they get....we ended up 4 hrs on the streets n return home abt 5 am...!!

so happy that i finish my bio exam n slacked for 2 days.... still haf the terrible anatomy and chem to go.... anatomy i haf to memo the position of 260 bones , 150 muscles and almost all the 100 veins n arteries of the body....

hunchback of Unilodge

wang seng is a weird-looking 35+ yr old singaporean guy. he is currently studying masters of urban planning in QUt.. n he lives in unilodge...

bloodly hell , this guy is fucking weird... i swear he is an bloodly old weirdo in spore who creeps ppl out... n for a 35 yr old guy who doesnt haf a gf before and still living wif his mom is realli pretty pathetic n scary honestly... he looks like a little mouse n haf a little hunch back( like hunchback of Notre Dame) and he looks ard like some predator when he was standing... freaking scary...

we juz had some bobo cha cha made by wendy at the common lounge at 4th floor... andy, victoria, tamy,js, wendy ,claudia, paul, jess,wan were there for the desert... we neva invited wing seng to it... but SO SUAY he was there for his laundry!!! he saw us but we purposely neva go ask him come n pretend not to see him... den he keeps walking in the corridor !! and took a peek at us all the time , anyhow ''asking'' us to invite him... wendy see him like tat, bo bian haf to ask him to sit down wif us... we end up feeling veri weird n we ended the gathering after a while...

he asked Tamy if he could come to her room to see her room since they are living in the same floor.... tamy was shocked n stunned... when we are going upstairs,she purposely dont wan to get off the lift at the same time wif him n went to wendy's hse for awhile... den later when tamy was back to her room, he came over n knocked on her door for 2 times!!...she so scared that se dont dare to go out of the room for the nite... thanx wing seng, you juz made sporeans guys look more fucked up...

paul juz called me n chat abt him... den i noe a even more shocking news!! wing seng was sneaking out jess' room door n eavesdropping on wat paul n jess are talking!! n later he called paul n scolded him for talking behind his back!!...bloody weirdo... u juz made me dont dare to talk loud in my own room...

it's usually the silent dogs that bite n he is a weird-looking sick-in-the-mind silent dog...i m not surprise if one day he cant take it and go ard unilodge stabbing ppl wif a knife...

formation of the Brissie branch

juz came back from beach house again.... drank wif js,wendy ,victoria and andy... i m feeling much betta now man... after an expensive meal at Gaya n some chilling out in beach house....

andy told us that he plans to do very well in his college den hope to transfer to NUS den hope after dat he cld come SMU.... great... makes me even more dulan tat i quit SMU...

i told them abt NSFFC ( no-shit-food-friday-club) that dodo, jialing and gordon created...haha...n i suggest we shd haf it as well!!! ...plus after meal we shd chill out at beach house wif some cool nice live music and some beer or wine....

didnt do much stuff tonite(in fact i did nothing but slp) coz of my emo period in the afternoon... time to get some more gd slp n whack the bastard bio textbk tml morning...

eMo

todae juz read jialing n ben's blog... wah they are so happening lar... hk trip , chalets coming up n their exams are going to be over.... i realli miss the times in SMU... it's realli damn fun! n the people are fun too!... i tink i realli made the wrong choice coming here ,seriously...

i hate biology, chem, maths n anatomy... they are totally useless n i dont understand why i come all the way here to study all those crap... n i m gonna study them for the next 4 yrs... n my course mates are worse... they have no life at all!! everyday is study study study... almost all the guys in my class neva even dated before n they are so childish ... OMG... pls get a life...

monday is my midterm exams n i m not even studying.... ysd was the 5th time i fall aslp while reading the damned bio textbk....

the only saving grace here are the new friends i made here... at least they are pretty fun... but i still miss all gd times in spore... i miss my grandma's cooking! it has been abt 50 days since i ate homecooked food!!... my weekly mahjong sessions n my liverpool soccer matches.... my car, my friends , smux actvities...late night supper at geylang...

ppl come here mainly coz they cant make it in spore or they wan to do sth they love... i come here to study something i hate n leave the school i like... ironic...

mayb the stress of midterms, my super hardworking n nerdy course mates, the cold n windy weather is making me a little bit emo... i haf neva been so pissed off wif myself for a long while... hope it's juz a small blip in my life here...

my dad juz called n asked me abt my skin n if it's recovering....i was blogging n juz told him how pissed off i m... i tink he was pretty shocked...i m veri veri rarely pissed n got emo... he asked if i can take it or not... i realli didnt wan to disappoint him... i noe deep down in his heart he wans me to get the opto degree n help him wif his biz although he always say he will support wateva i do...

there is no turning back time n i haf been through worse times.... n i will not let all these proteins, cells, bone,nerves, muscle ,DNA n RNA bring me down.... GOD bless JJ

29th march

juz revised my bio.. it shd be 1 in a 80 trillion chance of hafing a same gene... guess there wont be another jesus walking ard on water after all...

29th march

autumn is here...the wind blows like crazy every nite... my blinds almost flew off last nite.... n i shiver these few nites wif the protection of my disgustingly thin blanket....

saw the hot korean ger in that restaurant todae!! she's a student from QUT too... !!cool... i shd visit Gaya more often ....

i discovered that i haf a liking for bimbos.... Anny has been displaying her bimbotic nature these few days wif some veri dumb exclamations and her teh voice..... it doesnt help that she looks like Mindy(who is a proven bimbo while Anny is in the processing of proving)..... n i actually feels that she's cute!! n i realised that the gers i like in the past ...anderine, florence,peiwen, jialing ,etc.... all have 2 brains................ on their chest.... n even the gers i tot are cute are all bimbos...

it makes u wonder if humans have some problems in their thinking... guys dont like easy-to-get-gers... gers dont like goody-two-shoes-i-m-the-nicest-guy-in-the-world-guys.... n i find bimbos cute!!!.... it's so counter-intuitive ...

oh i juz learned that there is 1 in 8 trillion chances that u n a guy has the same gene in biology...
cool... that means after 8trillion/6 billion(the world population)=abt 1400 yrs, there's a high possibility that a person can actually look n think like u!... this also means that someone out there looks like Jesus and probably can walk on water like HIM...cool ya...

KOREAN

todae has to be my lucky day... !! me n joel wanted to haf korean food for dinner but we refused the nearby CIBI restaurant and we went to GAYA... at first i tot Gaya was in renovation but to my surprise it was open !! ...when we went in, a hot korean ger told us they are not opening for biz todae but todae is their try-out dish nite n we could haf food for free!!... OMG how cool is that... u get all the best food here for free!! some more they are served by hot korean babes in short skirts.... gd food, hot koreans and it's free!!

saw the waiter or owner of Beach house when we walked back... i tink they shd give me a VIP or sth lar!! i intro so many customers to them... i shd at least get some reward cards or sth... tamy, elaine , joel, andy, js, wendy......elaine was the pretty chinese ger living in unilodge... her whole body is full of LV... look like so tai tai or sth... but i tink they are made-in-china LVs.... i realli cant understand her english sometimes n my chinese is sucky.... end up we r like duck n chicken toking .... she even pronounced her name as eileen when it is suppose to be elaine!!...

Macdreamy

went to the doc's todae to see my Bedbugs bites.... n oh my god... it costs me 45 bucks juz to see the bloody doc!! i was actually tinking that it is actually ok since i got my medicare card which gives me free consultation ... but i didnt noe that it doesnt cover medicine!!!

the medical system here is realli crap... to see a doc, u actually haf to book an appointment ....it's damn dumb... it's like u haf to predict u are gonna haf a fever tml n book an appointment todae.. how stupid can the aussies get.... ok.. back to the medicine part... in aussie u haf to buy the medicine form a chemist shop , not directly from the doctor... i went to the chemists there n gave her my prescription... n she was asking if i wan everything..... ''OF COURSE'' i told her that as i tot it was also free wif the doc's consultation... no wonder she smiles at me when i told her i wan everything.. damn it... the cost of the medicine costs me a whopping 85 bucks!!! can u believe it... some crap antihistamines costs 40 bucks!! what a bloody rip off... in spore i got the doc n the actual same shit for 20 bucks.....

my electronic shaver is spoiled ... haf to get a new one soon...i haven been shaving for the past 5 days... i was planning not to shave to look abit like Grey's Anatomy's Mcdreamy.... but it didnt work out....my growth is seriously retard and even after 5 days i still look like i juz shaved ysd...boyish look suits me betta aniwae...haha...

takeshi brought kenji , me and jerry to the valley to haf dinner... i was expecting a chinese dinner n we ended up eating kebab!!! WTF!! an over-cost subway meal....totally stunned but we didnt haf much choice... takeshi had chinese food for lunch n the other kind of food are either kebab and the crappy macdonald's .... valley is crap... exp food and little choices... the beer is cheap though... 1 jug of BB costs juz 9 bucks.....

Beach House

juz came back from drinking at beach city... todae has been a great day... finally!!! i m allowed back to my hse... sibe shiok! washing all the damn shit clothes, vacuuming the room and buy all sorts of shit n crap takes me like 6 hrs

went lunch wif johnathon n david... we ate some jap sushi n eel rice in the valley.... john is actually an avid outdoor person!! cool! i tink i betta go learn diving faster so i can go expedition wif him soon....

had dinner wif, paul,serene,js n wendy in some weird viet restaurant in west end.... the dishes are great!! except for the fucking mint-flavored spring rolls... it taaaaaaaastes for some smelly rotten mint-flavored chewing gum...yucks! later we went back to our place to haf some red bean soup(made by paul) for supper.... it has been soooooooooooooooo long since i ate red bean soup lar... den paul n serene told us abt teh stories linking prophet mohamad n the bible...

tat toopid adam jio me to go underground to drink... damn lar... it has a fucking long queue n i haf abslutely no mood for clubbing n knowing more ppl.... i nid to slp... damn tired... the whole day of going out leaves me no time for myself... i wan to juz slack at my rm... wasting time n staring into space...haha...

Miracle!!

As the saying goes, SUAY IS SUAY....BUY JIAO ALSO BECOME GONG GUI(suay is suay, buy bird will become chicken)..... these 4 wks in Brissie has been one of my suayest period... first wk, teh interent cropped me up for 1 wk, 2nd wk got begbugs but i m not aware...3rd wk powerfailure...4th wk the bloody bugs kicked me out of my room....

ysd is so far the hengest DAY!!! i was abt to walk to uni to spend the nite at the library after i was not allowed to reutrn to my room... feeling realli realli shag coz i cant even bath or change my clothes or even study properly.... Joel offered to lend his room to me but i was paiseh to invade his privacy ...esp our rooms are so bloody small....when i was walking to the uni, i saw Johnathon, a guy i toked to in the spore association.... he asked me why so late go to uni n i told him what i m experiencing... wah... den out of teh blue he offered me his hse living room to stay for the nite!!! ... i was soooo surprised... it's realli kind of him to lend me his place when he has juz known me for 2 days n we only toked for abt a few mins...he told me to pack some clothes n go his place! later Gerald also called tat he could lend his living to me too!!... damn lucky !! neva tot my hseing probs would be solved juz like this! Miracles do happens sometimes...

saw Tamy in the library todae... she was the president n founder of the japanese student association... she was kanning her new president n some her committee members in japanese... sibe fierce....

Anny todae keeps pestering me to buy her a fruity Mentos... i told her to name 5 of my gd pts if she wans the mentos... haha... to tink she actually fall for it...!! ....haha..... end up i go buy a extra strong mint flavored mentos( i knew she cant take mint)....den she looked at me with that dumb n pissed off look ....haha... damn funny...

JJ united vs bedbugs united

here are the results of the first leg of the battle btw JJ united n Begbugs united...

the fucking bedbugs secured a magnificent victory over JJ with bites on the neck , face , legs n hands....they attack from the left , right and center leaving JJ pissed off... JJ 's star player mainly Baygon insect spray and half a bottle of Mortein surface spray failed to perform... they sprayed at all the areas but no shots on target.... those sons of bitches seemed to haf god-like defense , even JJ united's most power striker , the PEST TERMINATOR ,failed to breach it....

JJ united manager Jay Ng commented after the crushing defeat ," it's a fucking miracle those bastards survive the attack....i dunno wat to say...i cant explain the defeat in Singlish , let alone in English....!" Due to the defeat, Jay has to move out of the room for 2 fucking days for his new recruit , the NEW PEST TERMINATOR , to do the job..

the second leg of the battle is scheduled tml 7am.Jay is confident his new recruits , THE NEW PEST TERMINATOR n a new can of mortein surface spray will be able to overturn the deficit and kill those SOBs and their fucking eggs...

JJsogduhaftocallhimtwice will report the result of the second leg after he comes back to the room on friday

Brazilian Jap

juz finished my dinner wif Tamy.... we ate rump steak at the Beach city... really cool place with pretty gd red wine ... the steak are cheap too! it's $7.80 on Monday nites...

She told me she was a Brazilian Jap... hahaha... Exotic rite!!! A jap borned in Brazil... how cool is that man... but she didnt go back to brazil since she was 8... i told her to do some Samba dance for me and could play winningeleven very well den since she is a Brazilian...haha... she dated a couple of sporeans guys before and she said most of them are boring and one is super creepy... he posted alot of her pics online and wrote her profile in a forum like a serial killer like dat.... n her impression of sporean guys are bad , if not one of the worst..:(..... dont noe if i haf changed her impression of sporeans guys not... well i dont realli care lar as long as i juz be myself... we had a realli realli fun time laughing the whole time....there was a lucky draw in the resturant too!! lucky we didnt win it...the prize is 1 whole big plate of uncooked STEAK!!! yucks... i haf been eating so much home-cooked steak for the last 2 wks that any more home-cooked ones will juz kill me....

at the library now... cant concentrate doing my work in my home... n exams for the damn biology n maths are starting in 2 wks times... haf to fight for my life... DNA n RNA , u both sucks........

Asian Town

ysd was super busy..... went out in the morning for a HK association party... wah... it's one of the biggest party i haf been wif more than a hundred ppl in the bbq.. but most of them are honkies and they speak veri fast canto which i cant realli speak veri well.... n they always clump up in grps and speak in canto! well.. end up i still tok to a few new ppl wif my horrible n limited canto...

almost straight after that i went for the spore welcome party at the holiday in hotel... i dont understand why the spore one nid to be so formal... it realli sucks... it made it look n seems so boring... Joel was the former photographer of the spore society and he says it damn damn sucky... they even say the spore pledge in one of the events..!! well... the party isnt as bad as i was told after all... yes it was pretty boring wif NO activities at all... but it was practical lar.. the spore style... they juz put us in a ballroom n told us to socialize... noe a few ppl n recruited some poker mates....

after dat i was damn tired but i still haf to attend a birthday party by Takeshi... it was held at Sunnybank , the so-called Asian town in Brisbane... the bus ride takes abt 30mins from the city... first time being there n i was truly amazed... there was realli no an ang moh in sight... all Asians ...seriously... it has been long since i see so many asians.... ate an extremely exp chicken rice that is the direct replica of the typical $2 chicken rice in the hawker center...

later on i went to a bar wif William to watch EPL ... first time in a long time since i watched soccer!! n this bar shows Champions league matches as well!! great... liverpool here i come!!
the timing realli sucks though... a normal EPL match starts at 2am and CL matches starts at 5am...

on friday i been to this club called the Cesar's in Roma street... super boring club... the music sucks and the atmosphere realli cant make it... the gers are even worse... enuff said...

oh yar i juz saw a Jialing replica outside the casino todae!.. her head is abit bigger though(which is extremely bad) and she was a PRC... her movements are also the same!! super auntie!!

Socializing day is over now ..time to get back to my epithelium tissues, valence shells and DNA...

14 March

todae had my first bloody hell CHem Prac wif that asshole shit head grumphy old Irish woman...
todae probably the longest day i had for a freaking long time ... from 8 till 7... non-stop action again... even in army it's not tat tiring....

ganna kan by my Anatomy prof todae for talking in class....'' hey u , the guy wif the orange shirt... can u stop talking!! i m sure u didnt hear a single word from me in the last few mins n noe ur manners!! blah blah blah blah...'' gave me a 5 mins lecture on manners... i tink i pissed him off more by smiling all the way in the lecture...

Finally i get to noe the hot taiwanese babe in my apartment.. we said hi many times but we neva tok... we are always in a rush or sth... got her name n hp... probably ask her out soon... my place isnt tat bad after all! .... Tamy the japan babe n Christine ,this taiwanese babe and the chinese babe which i cant remember her name.......... haha..

got the mail from daddy alr... all the chem notes n maths notes... gotta go through it soon..
school still extremely stress... the bloody profs are trying to kill us by finishing 2 topics in 1 lesson!! damn it... no time to even ask Beth out... crap...

gtg ........school is stress.... aussies are not dumb...they are juz fucking lazy

LABBY Thursday

DR JAY n Tina


the cute viet-chinese ANNY and Chiung
DR JAY, the cutest Singaporean in class!!!!!


todae was a fucking tiring day........... non-stop action from 8am till 5pm.... cant tahan..... had our first Biology prac.... all of us looked super professional lar... realli looked like doctors...ahha ...

Tat 32 yr old CAnadian actually has a wife!!! wif 2 kids somemore... n his wife is in our class!!! stunning... no wonder they wear the same shoes , bags, n forever together... how cool is tat man!! .. studying in school overseas wif ur wife!!...

LIVERPOOL went through after beating BARCA!!! i m soooo happy... but veri sianz i cant watch either of the legs... the feeling is like ur gd friend is going through a tough time n u are not there!!!... there is absolutely no soccer at all in BRissie ... onli some dumb game call FOOTIE n the un-understandable cricket....

dunnoe why 5 plus pm i m already freaking hungry... issit the weather there or sth??? i tink i will juz haf the leftover kangaroo steak n some leftover salad n coke....

kangaroo dinner

a pretty interesting singlet


First time cooking in Brissie... got sick of Subway n the chinese food from jackpot... had some kangaroo meat from Cole's ,a can of baked beans n some cesar salad..... FOR those who doubt my cooking, u all are DAMN wrong lar!! it tastes great... probably the best meal i eaten these few wks...

suppose to haf dinner wif Beth one but she last min pang seh... she went home during our 5 hrs break n too lazy to come to town... very well den .. i wanted to treat her to Nando's but too bad she lost her chance....

Bloody tired now after a freaking early n super long day...

GOLD COAST

the waves are fucking high n strong ... all the ang mohs in the pic kanna hit down to the floor by them
SURFER's PARADISE!!

suya and kyle
Gerald n Ken

gold coast trip juz ended.....pretty tired... was out since 8am in the morning... had a coasch to brin us to the market place, HARbourtown n surfer's paradise...

market place was pretty boring... mostly all the tourist stuff like the flutes, paintings tat kind of thing......... harbourtown was the best man! it is a place where all the factory outlets store are... nike, adidas, polo ralph all there man... i bought almost 200 bucks more of nike stuff... this all-condition jacket from nike cost juz 125 bucks!! i remember seeing it in singapore for over 400 bucks!! all the stuff is super cheap.. the fossil watches are selling at 60 bucks...!!

later we went to surfer's paradise... the most happening beach in gold coast.... there are alot fo jap babes there... my friends say that there are the most jap babes here.. coz all the japanese lived in gold coast area!! there was a myth tat u can be naked in surfer's paradise but apparently it isnt... didnt realli see any babes going around naked and there are guards there ensureing ppl go go ard naked.... dont wan it to be legal too.... juz imagine mdm loy or KIMCHI or KJH running around NAKED and NO ONE can legally shoot them down!....hmmmmm........

last nite was great too! it's my first clubbing outing.... we went to many clubs.... RE, Jade Buddha and CAsino...... there was no cover charge unlike in spore..... n the beer is fucking cheap!! like 7 bucks for a pint!! n tat's for ASAHI... for XXXX which is their local beer is super super much cheaper....there are also no situated dance floor in the clubs... u can juz dance anywhere...

things are getting betta here but juz dont realli feel at home yet... the feeling of being a fish in a sea of ang mohs are pretty hard to describe...gotta slp alr!! freaking tired............

last day of the wk!!

the babe in the blue spag is the pretty cute babe........



oh gosh man... super shag ... juz knew that my class ppl are the 99 percentile of Queensland!! i tot all aussies are stupid n lazy...haha... teh culture here is very bad man... the class keeps dividing themselves to the Asians grp n the ang-moh grp.... n every lecture all the asians wil sit 1 or 2 rows n teh other ang mohs will sit the other place.... i dont realli like it man... makes me feel pretty uneasy... wan to interact wif the ang mohs but like it's veri veri funny being the onli asian in the sea of ang mohs...first time in my life i kanna such separation of class so it's realli pretty shocking... my asian friends told me tat it has always been this way even in high school... it's sort of a silence discrimination.... but realli the ang mohs are quite friendly..sometimes i would juz sit down n they will juz chat u up....

there is a realli fucking hot blonde in my class man... realli super hot... n a pretty cute viet-chinese aussie... they are juz 17 n juz out of high school man...!! almost all the guys in the class are 17 besides me n a canadian who is 32.....

but they are realli fucking smart n fucking hardworking man... i haf neva seen such hardworking ang moh in my entire life lar.... now my class starting to teach biology,chem ,physics and cmaths ...knn... i totally forget alr!!! i go to class realli feeling like some dumb ass.... 3 yrs ago, after the A's i swear i will neva touch those shit stuff anymore and threw them ino the rubbish chute myself n now they r coming back to haunt me!... ARGH!!! ...but well.. being the lousiest means the onli direction u can go is up!! juz like ASSHOLE DAIDEE....''BEING THE ASSHOLE IS THE BEST, COZ U CANT BE DEMOTED..'' ....DUN CARE ALReady lar... I m gng to mug my wkend off after my gold coast trip....

Brissie here is quite dangerous ! i haf been hearing police sirens sounding every nite!!! my friends say it's pretty normal here... coz of the hobbos- the homeless ppl and the emos---ppl who hates the world everyday n dress in black n sits in the middle of shopping centers cursing the world ard them...n they cant believe i roam ard brissie at 3am on my first day here!!..